#john is the child of silvercyclops
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Scott: I am a simple person.
Scott: I enter the kitchen. I eat four servings of soup. I leave.
John: Technically if you eat them all at once it’s one serving!
Scott: . . .
Scott: I like the way you think, Kid.
Pietro: NO!
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Jean: So, what gives? We haven’t seen either of you at work since you adopted John.
Scott: Being a DILF is a full time job, Jean.
Pietro: God, please just say parenting!
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Nate: Any chance that’s for me?
John: It’s for Ocko. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight and I need him on my side.
Luna: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
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