#john egbert headcanons

[brightestlulu]

my headcanons for the humans!

in order of height they are jade, jake, roxy, john-jane, dave-rose, dirk

a few notable features-

-dave has a swirl like roxy

-dirk burns easily but has tans on his shoulders from the burns that are mostly permanent,

-janes hair mimics her symbol

-jade has white hair streaks from her dogtier

-the beta kids wear bracelets for the others in their group (daves are under his sleeve)

-dirk doesnt bind

-jade has colourful socks!

and i think the rest is sorta self explanatory :D

[pyromania72]

the john i draw is indigenous by the way

[panmostuck]

some homestuck sketches at varying levels of messiness. horseleather ranger design is originally by aoalmostdaily on twitter!

[prokopetz]

"But why do John and Vriska get 95% of the gender headcanons when there are all these other characters for whom one can make a much stronger textual case" look, it's very simple: John gets all the gender headcanons on account of being the closest thing the comic has to a main character, and Vriska gets all the gender headcanons on account of the fact that she designs tabletop RPGs.

[sadevergreen]

pt 1/? of my ideas for the characters post canon. they deserved better !!!!!!

PART 2

[toasttestified]

Dirkjohn while I’m on the clock 💙🧡

[disguisedcheezed]

Alpha Beta kids headcanons.

They're all Filipino.🇵🇭🇵🇭

[international-repeater-station]

it aint much but its honest work

[homestuck-textposts]

here :::3

The spider one has already been done (x) but uhh here :3

[s008m]

homestuck panel edits with some headcanons

:3

[mp3dvd]

how do we feel about the music headcanons

[nepetism]

my headcanons, im not so proud of this beclaws of jades hair

[pyromania72]

headcanons

[exaltior-a]

theyre all aro/acespec btw. just so you know.

[loquaciousscribe]

Hello!! You don't have to do this if it makes you uncomfortable,, but I would love to see an egbert x reader in your writing style if you have the time! Tysm in advance!

i'm assuming by that you meant headcanons? if not feel free to ask again a bit more specifically! and no worries about your character choice!!!

JOHN EGBERT X READER GENERAL HEADCANONS

john is a clingy little shit but it doesn’t really come out completely until later in the relationship because he’s worried about making you uncomfortable or doing it at the wrong time

for this reason your relationship goes kinda slow unless you’re the one initiating first. then he’s all over you

he’s not the best with dealing with emotions, so if you’re upset and trying to make you laugh doesn’t work he’ll just sit close to you(mostly to try and figure out if you want him to be there or not). if you want him to cuddle up with you he will. he’s just there for you

expect a lot of movie dates.

“WHAT?! what do you mean you haven’t watched con air?!?!?! we’re watching it right now.”

as long as you’re good to john, his dad likes you

speaking of john’s dad, if you like sweets that’s great for you because john has PLENTY of extra cake that he won’t be eating. though john doesn’t really think of it as a favor he’s doing you, but the other way around(don’t waste food guys !!)

subconsciously picks up your mannerism. the way you type? the way you talk? a certain phrase you use often? he doesn’t even realize he got it from you

he compares the two of you to movie couples just pictures he finds on the internet

he uses shitty pick up lines he found on the internet on you

“did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” *finger guns*

“i’d bring you to the movies but they don’t let you bring your own snacks:[“

or if he trips in front of you and he’s like “guess i FELL for you” with a dumb smile on his face

he loves your laugh and him making you laugh is even better

he’s a pretty cheesy romantic

joghn ebgert

[sauce-scootart]

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