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when joey goes, “please let her live just one more day! ‘Cause she is so much more than all her scars- and if she doesn’t have the will-“
#jaskier#the witcher#geralt of rivia#dandelion#geraskier#joey batey#the amazing devil#inkpot gods#joey the bard#wise words from joey batey#this is my favorite part of this song#it’s so good#the way he says it#makes me cry
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This man is so painfully bisexual he's never stood up straight once in his life 💅🤷🏼
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GERALT & JASKIER - THE WITCHER S03E02
#the witcher#geraskier#geralt x jaskier#jaskier#geralt of rivia#joey batey#henry cavill#gifset#the witcher netflix#the witcher spoilers#twn#misha-bawlins gifs#this whole scene makes me wanna chew on my wallpaper#my poor terrified baby bard :'(
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"That's what friends do. They come back."
#the witcher#jaskier#geralt of rivia#geraskier#cosplay#jaskier the bard#the witcher netflix#twn#the witcher cosplay#joey batey#geralt x jaskier#mine
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everyone's rightfully talking about jaskier's "get rid of him" and Trauma-Rooted Finger Fidgeting about rience but what about "I'll come find you when rience is dead" "or he'll find me once you are" like. jaskier is absolutely fucking terrified of rience coming for him again and I'm in fucking shambles
#its been 3 years since joeys great witcher bakeoff (aka The Funniest Peak Pandemic Home Video Ever) came out and its still fucking golden#anyway Geralt protect your FUCKING bard#mine#the witcher s3 spoilers#jaskier#the witcher#witcher#rience
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The Amazing Devil stimboard
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#visual stim#stimboard#stimblr#stim gifs#gif#my gifs#stim#nature stim#nature#music#music stim#forest#forest stim#the amazing devil#tad#joey batey#madeleine hyland#bardcore#bard#folk music#folk rock#jaskier
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*slams fist on table* PUBLISH THE DISSERTATION YOU COWARDS
#I am completely kidding#mostly because I realize that this would mean revealing early drafts of the script which would not happen#but I genuinely would love to read it#I want to see where the show initially went wrong and how they corrected it#and more than that#I love the thought of Joey Batey passionately arguing for good representation#and I wanna heckin see it#anyway I successfully quit this hellsite for three whole damn years#and a stupid bisexual disaster of a bard reels me back in#jaskier#the Witcher
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Source: TWITTER Toss a coin to your witcher weapon And Joey Batey is so happy! Our bard is happy!
#the witcher netflix#the witcher#joey batey#jaskier#geralt of rivia#toss a coin to your witcher#bard#geraskier
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Me when I'm reading The Witcher fanfiction and see references to The Amazing Devil:
#the witcher#the witcher netflix#the amazing devil#love how everybody agreed that Joey Batey is Jaskier#jaskier the bard#jaskier#joey batey
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For as long as he could remember, Jaskier had always detested staying in one place for too long. This aversion was one reason why, despite being a Viscount, he had never officially joined any court.
However, everything changed when, atop the mountain, Geralt made it clear he wanted nothing to do with Jaskier or his surprise child. This rejection prompted Jaskier to make a life-altering decision.
Jaskier accepted a position as the official Court Bard of Cintra.
#the witcher netflix#the witcher#joey batey#geralt of rivia#jaskier the witcher#henry cavill#the witcher jaskier#geralt x jaskier#geraskier#fic ideas#jaskier#gerskier#cirilla fiona elen riannon#freya allan#headcanon#yennefer of vengerberg#the witcher season 3#the witcher season three#anya chalotra#Court Bard Jaskier
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yeah but we, we thought you were mental you were talking to trees!!!
#jaskier#the witcher#geralt of rivia#dandelion#geraskier#joey batey#the amazing devil#joey the bard#madeleine hyland#secret worlds#so slay#this is my favorite part of this song
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Joey Batey as Jaskier The Witcher: Blood Origin
#thewitcheredit#witcheredit#joey batey#joeybateyedit#jaskier#jaskieredit#blood origin#the witcher: blood origin#the witcher blood origin#twboedit#userava#userbecca#usersvenja#ughmerlin#arthurpendragonns#jemmablossom#the witcher#dslkfjlskjfdkjfdlkjlkjfdl BARD!#blood origin spoilers#*#*gifs#*witcher
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✨Round 3: Match 14✨
The Amazing Devil Propaganda:
VOTE THE AMAZING DEVIL !!!! BOTH MEMBERS OF THE BAND ARE FUCKING AMAZING THEIR MUSIC MAKES ME FEEL SHRIMP EMOTIONS AND I SHOULDNT EVEN HAVE TO DO PROPAGANDA JUST GO LISTEN TO TWO OF THEIR SONGS !!!!!!!! WOMEN HOWLING AND MEN GROWLING WHAT MORE NEEDS TO BE SAID
More propaganda!
Jack Black Propaganda:
he's Jack black
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My brain whenever I hear that Cavill is the Witcher and cannot be replaced:
#srsly#my brain saw this s2 promo and took it too seriously#if you don't want to watch Hemsworth#that's okay#if you want to continue watching for whatever reason#that's okay too#i'm just sick of people constantly demonising s4 when it's not even filmed yet#let people who still enjoy the show enjoy it#y'all had one and a half year to be upset about this#it's time to move on to fandoms and shows you actually enjoy instead of hating people for enjoying something you don't#the witcher#the witcher netflix#twn#jaskier#jaskier the bard#joey batey#geralt of rivia#mine#note: this post was made cause joey batey as jaskier is my light and joy#and i'm so happy that i'll get two more seasons with him!
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