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“If you’re going to be a fucking rock star, go be one. People don’t want to see the guy next door on stage; they want to see a being from another planet.”
Ian Fraser “Lemmy” Kilmister, 24 December 1945 - 28 December 2015.
Pyramid Stage @ Glastonbury, 26 June 2015. 📷: Joel Ryan
#lemmy kilmister#lemmy#lemmyisgod#rocker#hard rock bands#rock bands#motorhead#rock star#heavy metal bands#heavy metal#music legends#musician#rock god#rip#date of death#joel ryan#pyramid stage#glastonbury
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Safe to say I like making these
#nhl#tyler seguin#evgeni malkin#quinn hughes#connor mcdavid#nathan mackinnon#leon draisaitl#linus ullmark#kris letang#Sidney Crosby#chris kreider#Jack Hughes#wyatt johnston#ryan reaves#matthew tkachuk#erik karlsson#jeff skinner#joel farabee#claude giroux#aleksander barkov#jason robertson#cole caufield#mika zibanejad#trevor zegras#mitch marner#joe pavelski
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#Move Over Tom Cruise
#ryan guzman doing the risky business dance#cinematic parallels#poetic cinema#this is everything#ryan getting to dance more and more on the show i love that for him#favorite thing ever#move over tom cruise#movie#movies#filmedit#filmedits#911 abc#ryan guzman#eddie diaz#tom cruise#8x6#Joel Goodsen#🔥🔥🔥
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Y'know when you start liking a dilf and see all these edits and then become jealous because they have liked them longer than you
#jensen ackles#oscar isaac#keanu reeves#johnny depp#orlando bloom#pedro pascal#joel miller#dilfism#tom hiddleston#tom hardy#cillian murphy#christian bale#steve murphy#steve rogers#chris evans#chris hemsworth#josh hutcherson#theo james#hugh dancy#mads mikkelsen#ryan gosling#ryan reynolds#henry cavill#drew starkey#matthew mcconaughey#gerard butler#smut#fluff#x reader#fanfic
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nhl and reductress headlines [21?/???] i think i have 2 number 18s oops
#claude giroux#sidney crosby#cheesby#joel farabee#brady tkachuk#quinn hughes#sam ersson#travis konecny#ryan ellis#philadephia flyers#florida panthers#vancouver canucks#ottawa senators#and also the pens i guess#nhlreduct#the last time i posted one of these was for g's birthday whoops#hope the extra long edition makes up for it#oops almost forgot#owen tippett#nick seeler
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Philadelphia Flyers - Best of Flyers Mic’d Up 23-24
#i forgot how much i missed them#also forgot what frosty beezer drysy sound like#no tk no erss :(#flyers#philadelphia flyers#morgan frost#joel farabee#ryan poehling#garnet hathaway#bobby brink#scott laughton#owen tippett#jamie drysdale#cam york#cameron york#cam atkinson#nic deslauriers#sean couturier
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Joel wakes up screaming.
His first thought, honestly, isn’t very coherent. A mishmash of need more time and a throat-tearing scream escaping him as he opens his eyes to–
His scream dies down. Joel looks around– at least, he thinks he’s looking around. Hard to tell when it’s all pitch black and he can’t see a thing, is he sure his eyes are working–?
Joel brings a hand to his face, “Did I go blind– What the heck!”
His voice comes out shrill, a hair away from a shriek (because no, it wasn’t a shriek, it was all manly and stuff, thank you.) as his hand kind of– it kinda–
He knows where his head is. Obviously. Be a bit weird if he didn’t. He knows where his head is, and he knows where his hand is. Both are important. So when he reached towards his head, right, gotta see if there’s a cloth over his eyes, or if he’s gone blind or whatever stupid thing must’ve happened to him after… After he…
His thoughts go fuzzy for a second, like that feeling you get when you think you’ve forgotten something but can’t remember what. Like knowing the shape of something you’ve lost, its absence so pressing that it chokes you like sand, clogging your lungs with each second it's gone but what the heck is it–?!
Where was he, again?
Oh. Right. He was freaking out.
The point is– because there was a point, right before things got all weird there– his hand went through his head.
It… He doesn’t even know how to explain it. It felt like… Not much, really. Didn’t feel like anything. But that’s the issue with it, the issue of something should be there, like skin and muscle and bone and perhaps even a brain. But instead, Joel put his hand where his face should be and he felt nothing, no matter how hard he tried, how far he reached and pushed and–
Joel wants to scream. Or laugh. Or cry. Either of the three, though preferably not that last one.
It’s so weird. He just wants…
There it is again. That feeling. The clawing, desperate something in his chest that twists and writhes–
“Hey, Joel.”
Joel screams. (First option, then.)
Jimmy just stares at him, unimpressed. His sunglasses are blocking his eyes.
For some reason, it makes Joel want to cry.
Jimmy sighs, “Are you done?” Joel gapes at him.
Are you serious, “Am I d– What the heck, Jimmy?” He snaps, “Don’t sneak up on me like that, I’m not bloody Grian–”
Since when did Jimmy get so quiet, anyway?
“Of course you’re not Grian,” Jimmy says, his voice all weird. Off. “It’d be easier if you were. He’s already moved on.”
Joel’s hackles rise, “What d’you mean it’d be easier?” He snarls, like snapping teeth. “And he hasn’t moved on, he’s just–”
“Looking for new friends?” Jimmy deadpans. Joel’s jaw clicks shut. “ ‘s what I thought.”
Oh, Joel wants to punch him in the–
Wait a second.
It comes back to him then, slamming into him like a wave. The bubbling, helpless laughter in his chest as he leaps and runs across a flimsy dirt bridge. The way he knows he’s fallen before, fallen a million different times and came out both dead and alive but he doesn’t care.
("–you can't keep doing this–")
He doesn’t (didn’t) care, because why should he, he’s got– he’s got water. He’s got water, like everyone else on this blumin’ server, he’ll live, surely, so there’s no need to be scared.
("–got to let go, eventually, right–?")
No need to worry, even as yellow feathers plummet and disappear from view and lightning strikes where Jimmy’s voice cut off–
“Joel!” Jimmy shouts, practically right in his face. “Joel, are you even listening–?”
This, Joel decides, is not Jimmy.
It's got the shape of Jimmy, sure. Right hair and face and everything. Right voice, right bloody curve of his eyebrows, which makes Joel laugh, because it isn't him.
It can't be. It can't be, because Jimmy's dead. Jimmy's gone, he ran out of time because he fell like an idiot so no, this can't be him, there's no way.
On all levels except physical, Joel can't seem to breathe.
There's no way this is Jimmy, he thinks, just the right amount of hysterical. It's just not possible.
Because if this is him, (and that's a big, gigantic if) then that means– That means wherever he went, Joel followed. Joel followed, and now they're in the Void, or Limbo, or whatever the heck it's called, and that means that Joel–
Joel failed Grian, too.
"You're not Jimmy," He says at last, with his not-there tongue and not-there face. His voice sounds distant. "He'd be like, crying. Screamin' about dying first again, going oh my gosh!" Joel tells Not-Jimmy, pitching his voice up and then laughs, laughs, and laughs.
Until he can't breathe. Until it hurts to.
Until it's not much of a laugh at all.
Light shines on Not-Jimmy's sunglasses. He's still the only thing Joel can see.
Joel reaches out, pretending to see two, shaking hands grab Jimmy by the shoulders. He pretends, thinks about it hard enough that he almost feels the texture of Jimmy's denim under his palms. He thinks, imagines, pretends, whatever, that the fabric crinkles under his touch, that the sob that makes his way past his lips is a laugh as he says, "I'm sorry."
Something wet trickles down his not-there face.
" 'm sorry, Jim," Joel rasps out, and it hurts. "You weren't supposed to– I had a surprise for you, you know?"
Jimmy's voice is quiet, "What kind of surprise?" He asks, and Joel…
Joel thinks he might be falling apart.
(Or maybe, his mind supplies, he shattered a long while ago. Like glass hitting the floor.)
He grins, or at least, he tries to. "I was gonna break your curse," He confesses, with his terrible, trembling mouth. "I was gonna sacrifice myself for you, be all heroic and everything."
Jimmy says nothing. Joel still can't see his eyes.
"I'm sorry."
He's getting tired of pretending.
"Will you come with me now?" Jimmy– Not-Jimmy says, his voice ringing like the toll of a bell. "You've said your piece, not many are afforded that luxury."
Joel blinks. Death stands before him, no sunglasses to cover empty sockets.
For a moment, Joel considers fighting. Again, and again, and again.
But he is so, very tired.
He sighs.
I don't feel very lucky, Joel wants to say. And you still aren't Jimmy.
"Whatever," He says instead. He feels his entire being slip away like sand, like time held tightly between two fists. "Take me away, or whatever it is you do."
Joel closes his eyes, "I'll tell him when I see him."
#ryan's writing#joel smallishbeans#smallishbeans#jimmy solidarity#solidaritygaming#solidarity gaming#trafficblr#limited life#limited life spoilers#limited life smp#limlife#limlife smp#limlife spoilers#the bad boys#limlife bad boys#smallidarity#<<can be read as romantic or platonic methinks#also! this is my first time writing joel properly :D so i hope its good!#anyway. explodes
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#nhl#nhl memes#leon draisaitl#jack drury#matt rempe#ryan graves#matthew tkachuk#nate bastian#sidney crosby#joel farabee#juraj slafkovský#brandon tanev#hockey textposts
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Because where have they been?
#the pens#pens lb#pittsburg penguins#kris letang#erik karlsson#jack st ivany#marcus pettersson#matt grzelcyk#ryan graves#ryan shea#Elias#alex nedeljkovic#joel blomqvist#I love them but wtf
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(solo versions under the cut!)
dragon etho and tiger joel practice :]
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this might be the worse thing i've ever contributed to the internet
#what team? wild(cats)! what team? wild(cats)!#minnesota wild#matt boldy#marcus foligno#kirill kaprizov#connor dewar#marc andre fleury#ryan hartman#matz zuccarello#joel eriksson ek
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OH MY GOD THEYRE BOTH IN TWITCH RIVALS?:
WHERE ARE MY 3 OTHER BURNTBEANS ENJOYERS
#smallishbeans#firebreathman#joel smallishbeans#shane firebreathman#OH MY GOD.#burntbeans#IM GONNA DIR?????#ryan speaks up
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“unreal group”
#indeed#cam york#jamie drysdale#tyson foerster#ryan poehling#joel farabee#morgan frost#owen tippett#noah cares#egor zamula#phi
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Dallas Stars, Halloween 2023🎃
#mason marchment#sam steel#ty dellandrea#wyatt johnston#joe pavelski#ryan suter#jason robertson#scott wedgewood#thomas harley#tyler seguin#nils lundkvist#evgenii dadonov#miro heiskanen#roope hintz#jani hakanpaa#jamie benn#jake oettinger#matt duchene#craig smith#joel hanley#dallas stars#nhl
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#fallout#the ghoul#lord toranaga#yoshii toranaga#deadpool#wade wilson#pedro pascal#the last of us#joel miller#din darjin#the mandalorian#shogun#goliath#gargoyles#justified#raylan givens#timothy olyphant#walton goggins#hiroyuki sanada#ryan reynolds#keith david
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Making an Edit for Every Team in the NHL: The Minnesota Wild (15/32)
—Danez Smith, “I’m Going Back to Minnesota Where Sadness Makes Sense”
#merry christmas lol#hockey#my edits#nhl#every team in the league: according to me#minnesota wild#wild lb#marc andre fleury#kirill kaprizov#brock faber#marco rossi#patrick maroon#matt boldy#marcus foligno#zach bogosian#vinni lettieri#jared spurgeon#joel eriksson ek#filip gustavsson#ryan hartman#jujhar khaira#connor dewar#frédérick gaudreau
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