#joe jonas rares

[disneyrares]

[everytaylorswiftsongisaboutcats]

Surprise Song o’ Clock: Vancouver Night 2

Dress: Purple ✨

Guitar:

GRACIE ABRAMS collab

I Love You I’m Sorry x Last Kiss

“You were the best but you were the worst, as sick as it sounds, I loved you first, I was a dick, it is what it is. A habit to kick, the age-old curse, I tend to laugh whenever I'm sad. I stare at the crash, it actually works. Making amends, this shit never ends. I'm wrong again, wrong again… — So I'll watch your life in pictures like I used to watch you sleep, And I feel you forget me like I used to feel you breathe. And I'll keep up with our old friends just to ask them how you are. Hope it's nice where you are, and I hope the sun shines and it's a beautiful day, and something reminds you you wish you had stayed. You can plan for a change in the weather and time… but I never planned on you changing your mind… The way life goes, joyriding down our road, Lay on the horn to prove that it haunts me, I love you, I'm sorry. — So I'll go, sit on the floor wearing your clothes. All that I know is I don't know, how to be something you miss… The way life goes, I wanna speak in code. Hope that I don't, won't make it about me… I’m wrong again, wrong again… And I'll keep up with our old friends just to ask them how you are… Hope it's nice where you are (hope that I don’t won’t make it about me) I love you, I’m sorry”

Piano:

The Tortured Poets Department x Maroon

“Sometimes, I wonder if you're gonna screw this up with me? But you told Lucy you'd kill yourself if I ever leave, and I had said that to Jack about you, so I felt seen… Everyone we know understands why it's meant to be, 'Cause we're crazy. So tell me, who else is gonna know me? At dinner, you take my ring off my middle finger, and put it on the one people put wedding rings on, and that's the closest I've come to my heart exploding… who’s gonna hold you? Nobody. No fucking body. And I wake with your memory over me. That's a real fucking legacy, legacy (it was maroon) And I wake with your memory over me, that’s a real fucking legacy to leave.”

[chrkrose]

Finally someone said this, Taylor has much more in common with Joe Jonas than with Sophie Turner. Swifties complaining about Joe Jonas behaviour while stanning Taylor is hipocrisy.

About Joe Alwyn, he loves life in England, away from public scrutinity, he has mental health issues, he was in a relationship with a singer and has less power that his partner. Dont this remember you someone?

Because hes a man people overlook the power dynamic between them, and lets not forget that when he met her he just left drama school, was shooting his first movie, she was already a pop star. Her songs often paints a woman insecure and jealous, acusing him of things he dont do, fighting with him until he is ''broken and blue". Imagine if the roles were reverse.

Taylor is in a rare position where even though she is a woman, she holds more power than MANY men in the industry. And she 200% held way more power in her relationship with Joe Alwyn than the other way around. And she didn’t hesitate in trying to paint him in the worst possible light, and weaponize her fan base against him. And now she’s inserting herself into the Sophie/Joe Jonas drama as if she hadn’t done the same and hadn’t used the same machine against her ex, much like Joe Jonas is doing against Sophie Turner.

But I suspect she’s using the situation to her advantage, especially after the Matty Healy fiasco. She’s how coming across as a “girl’s girl”, a feminist ally, the hero friend supporting a fellow woman against a shitty man. I wonder where was this energy when her bf was getting off on women of color being brutalized in p*rn but I think Taylor’s empathy extends only to white women and only when it can benefit her somehow.

There are several articles in big media outlets reporting their outing, and all of them with heavy focus on… Taylor! Her “stylish” outfit. HER relationship with Joe Jonas (as if a 3 month teenage relationship can be compared to a 4 years marriage with two children). How she is showing an stance against media manipulation and men trying to demonize women by supporting Sophie Turner. People Magazine even came out with a “Taylor Swift and Sophie Turner friendship timeline��� filed with moments where Sophie showed how much of a fan she is of Taylor (and very little of Taylor showing support to Sophie btw).

It’s all very ridiculous. But at least Sophie is getting something out of this, and Joe Jonas is being dragged through the mud once more which is what he deserves.

[bestofsophieturner]

I don't have Twitter, I think it's a toxic cesspool, you can rarely find positivity there, and it's hard to find it while walking past tons of hate, so I haven't looked at Twitter for a long time. I've had enough with Instagram, although it's getting on my nerves more and more and I'm thinking of sending it like Twitter. I'm not surprised by the stupid and toxic fans of joe and I don't even want to know what exactly they write. They are just worthless and envious. They cannot accept the truth that joe is not perfect, that he is a disgusting cheater, that he is a psychological abuser. Look at the latest rumors that his new permanent girlfriend may be pregnant, and the divorce is not even finalized and the issue of custody is still being resolved, this is the kind of scandal, if it is true. And by the way, this is not the first rumor about his girlfriend after the divorce, who was maybe pregnant and the other is more younger. And his fans swallow even such trash and try to fight back and justify joe. That's why they attack Sophie, they try toslander her so that joe can be better in the public yeys. But I'm sure all their attempts are poor. And it's so funny that they think joe is more popular than Sophie. It's funny, she's famous all over the world, she's a popular actress, and he's just a mediocre musician with his brothers, his fans should kiss Sophie's feet and worship her like a goddes, if it wasn't for her there wouldn't be a jonas brothers reunion and if it wasn't for Sophie joe now although he might not be popular, he is popular only because he was the husband of Sophie Turner herself and always followed her by the tail to all her events, but she was at his events only a few times, much less often than he was at hers, and he always called her to some of his interviews, etc., so that she would appear at least for a moment and increase his views, etc. etc. That's why his fans are poor mind. Without Sophie, joe was forgotten with his not very popular group, they seem to have had only one hit, nick was more popular solo. That's why joe is who he is now only because of Sophie and it pisses me off how he treats her and treated her, I never loved him, but I put up with it for Sophie's sake and now I'm glad that she's free from him and that she's thriving now. It's just a pity that because of the children she won't be completely free and she will still have to deal with him, and I really hope for a higher percentage of custody for her. Wait when the divorce and custody will be completed. That's why he and his fans are nothing but worthless and stupid. Sophie is so beautiful and her new hairdo suits her very well. Waiting for a promo for Joan. Sorry for so many words, accumulated over a very long time. Have a good day!

Hi !

Twitter can be a very toxic place, indeed. I don't use it that much. I barely post. I only check the Sophie Turner hashtag to read the news. I mean the movies announcement for example first started on Twitter.

I don't really want to talk about the pregnancy rumors. It only started because of a picture she posted on Instagram. I find it extremely weird when people (fans) start commenting on people's body. Honestly, they should talk about the fact Stormi started dating a minor, then married him and had a child with him. That's such a weird thing.

Oh yes, he was very much a fan of Game of Thrones and while I understand being overjoyed your girlfriend is on the show, it was always weird. Like his birthday cake on which he was sitting on the Iron throne and Sophie was just there by his side. And he was very happy going to LV shows with her. (I remember his family suddendly wearing LV when they started dating). He was her plus one at the MET gala too. Nick kinda did the same with Priyanka. But he seems far more respectfull towards her. But I don't know much about them.

The Jonas brothers got back together because Nick wanted to. It's Sophie being closed to her brothers that inspired Joe to accept. I remember him saying it in an interview. And Sucker was so damn successful because Danielle, Priyanka and Sophie appeared in it. Even the brothers know it. Their fans obviously less so when they claim Joe made Sophie popular. They probably don't even care that the Jonas brothers have a hard time selling the tickets for their concerts. It just shows they're not as popular as they were when with Disney...

For Sophie, I like her new haircut too. It looks pretty. And it changes a lot from long hair. I believe we have to wait this summer for promo if Joan really gets released in September.

[the-invisible-queer]

lol anon are you writing a case study on jonas fangirls??? 😂 i'll try to help your research. in general if one of the guys posts a legit "thirst trap" it's probably either a waist-up shirtless pic, in which case everyone mostly comments on either the chest/abs or the arms, or a facial close-up in which case most people comment on the eyes, the hair or the jaw roughly in that order (all depending on what's most prominently featured in the specific pic, of course). that's largely the same for all three of them, except joe's arms seem particularly popular - when essentially ANY new pic of joe hits jonas twt you'll be scrolling past reposts of it just captioned "i love arm" for at least the rest of the day - while nick tends to get more ab or chest-based comments. (kevin very rarely blesses us with shirtless pics so i'm not sure there's as much of a consensus on him. i've seen some love for his arms recently tho.) chest hair specifically doesn't seem extremely popular on any of them, although i support mac's love of it. for face pics, kevin's unique hazel eyes tend to pull focus in any close-up while a lot of fans have VERY strong hair preferences for nick, so when his curls are curling just right everyone loses their minds over it. joe's jaw gets a lot of love and his freckles are a bit camera shy so whenever we do get a pic where they're very visible, they're usually the first thing fans comment on, although we mostly find them more adorable than sexy. and of course most face pics of any of them specifically posted to be a thirst trap will have a very intense or flirty expression that everyone will love.

for full-body shots or videos of course the bulge and the ass are very popular on all three of them. there's also a subset of fans who greatly appreciate their thighs (it's me i'm those fans). in concert videos like that tiktok it tends to be their expression or the way they're moving that's considered hottest. moving their hips certain ways or touching their own bodies while performing tends to get fans going, although nick in particular likes feeling himself up on stage so much that it sometimes slides past being hot and just makes everyone uncomfortable lmao. joe mostly touches his arms or chest on stage (or pulls on his clothes which is a VERY popular move) which is more universally appealing than nick constantly touching his crotch, although that move does have its supporters. a lot of fans also find it super hot when nick drums or joe plays guitar since we don't get to see it often. even pics of joe just HOLDING a guitar is enough to get people worked up lol

in conclusion: these guys are hot and there are at least a few fans who get turned on to any aspect of them, but as a general group we love arm, we love curls, we love lowkey slutty on-stage behavior (but highkey slutty on-stage behavior is divisive) and we love dark eyes gazing at us intensely from those painfully beautiful faces. i hope this helped with whatever scientific study you needed this information for lmao 🫡

THANK YOU

That was a wonderful break down

I stopped reading the comments in 2008 because the hate Kev used to get made me so angry

And I've kept that energy mostly

The only time I look at the comments is when I'm gonna comment something which is rare

I literally don't care what other people have to say

I know what I like and what gets me going and that's all that matters 🤷🏽‍♂️

BUT YOU ARE SO RIGHT ABOUT PHOTOS OF JOE WITH A GUITAR

[incorrectgallaghergirlsquotes]

Please write something about the tortured boyfriend club!!! Hahaha

(If anyone is wondering where I got the phrase "tortured [boyfriend] club" from it's here lmao)

Cammie and Macey would often go out together. It's what girls do. Macey would come over to the apartment, pick up, Cammie and they'd go hang out for the day. Sometimes they'd get their nails done, sometimes they'd get coffee and just do god knows what else, they'd go eat. Very normal, run of the mill, girl stuff.

But this time, they'd left something behind. Or rather someone.

Preston nodded at him from his spot by the door. "What's up man?"

Instead of Macey coming in and retrieving Cammie she had come in with Preston. The girls rushed around like normal, making sure they had everything. When they were done, Zach and Preston saw their girlfriends off, saying goodbye and telling them to have fun.

But then the door shut. And Zach and Preston were alone together for the first time... ever?

"Did I miss something?" Zach asked, finally. Preston hadn't moved any further into the apartment than when he had initially come in. And Zach hadn't moved since he kissed Cammie goodbye and realized Preston wasn't leaving.

Preston smiled good naturedly at the question. "The girls think we should hang out. Be friends."

"We're friends," Zach said, but even he didn't believe it as he said it. The words sounded clunky leaving his lips and his expression betrayed that.

Preston only nodded though. "I said the same thing. In pretty much the same way," he pointed into the apartment, a question in his eyes. Zach stepped aside and waved his arm, allowing him to properly enter the space. "We don't really..." Preston searched for the words. "Hang out. Without the girls."

"And that's what they want?" Zach asked. He wasn't skeptical so much as surprised Cammie hadn't just said something to him.

"Apparently." Preston said, smile back on his face. He took a seat on the couch and leaned back, no doubt trying to make this seem casual. "What do you usually do while Cammie and Macey are gone?"

Zach shrugged. "Stuff around here mostly. Read, tidy up. Or I'll go to the gym."

"See, that's almost exactly what I said," Preston said with a chuckle. "Apparently it's the wrong answer."

"We're not allowed alone time?"

"No," Preston confirmed. "Forced friendship only."

Zach chuckled at that. Only these girls would come up with a ploy like this. "You realize Macey essentially dropped you off for a playdate?"

"Oh, yeah," Preston said immediately. They both laughed at that. "But what was I supposed to do? Tell her no?"

"That's fair." Zach admitted. He sat opposite Preston so they were still facing each other. "Macey's not the type to take no for an answer."

Preston raised his eyebrows, acknowledging the statement as correct. "Not only that, I rarely say no to her." He considered Zach then. "I imagine you and Cammie are much the same way."

"You're not wrong," Zach admitted. "I'm sure you have other friends though."

"As do you." Preston told him. "Joe and Grant and Jonas, right? The thing is, it's not that the girls don't think we have friends, it's that they want us to be friends."

Zach smiled. "Why would they want a thing like that?"

Preston flopped back on the couch, mock-dejectedly. "Hell if I know. Torture?"

"Of course," Zach agreed. "The tortured boyfriend club. That's us."

Preston's face lit up. "I like that. We should use it."

"I think there might need to be more than two of us to count as a club." Zach pointed out.

"Then we'd have to make more friends."

"Well, we can't have that. I already filled my quota for the month with you."

"Your quota is monthly?" Preston asked. "You're it for me for the year."

"Obviously. I have much more substance than you."

Preston whistled. "Wow," he said dragging out the 'o'. "Harsh, Zach, that hurts. And to think I was gonna give you a friendship bracelet."

"Damn. Okay, we'll find you a different friend named Zach and that should take care of it."

"Perfect. I cannot learn another name right now."

Zach rolled his eyes but not with nearly as much annoyance as he usually did around Preston. "I should probably be a better host and ask if I can get you anything." He pushed off the couch and made his way into the kitchen.

"I'm alright," Preston assured. Still the pair made their way into the other room. "I did want to ask you a question though."

"What?" Zach asked, busying himself with going through the fridge.

"We never really talked. About everything. And I get the sense you don't like when I bring it up."

"What? The Circle stuff?"

"No. Cammie." Preston clarified.

Zach paused and looked back over at him. "What about Cammie?"

Preston shrugged one shoulder. "Just the fact that I know her. That I know things about her that she told me. I know jealousy when I see it."

"I'm not-," Zach started.

"Of course not," Preston cut him off. "Why would you be? You're you and you guys are in love. And I'm with Macey."

"Uh huh."

Preston shrugged again, crossing his arms. "You just don't seem to like it when I mention her. So, if it's something I said or did or-,"

"No, no," Zach shook his head and held a hand out for Preston to stop. "You're right. I'm a little..."

"Over protective?" Preston supplied.

Zach chuckled. "Yeah. Let's go with that. It's not you, though."

"Cool," Preston nodded. "So."

"So?"

"Friends?"

Zach shook his head. "No." Preston deflated a little bit. "Tortured boyfriend club," Zach corrected, grinning.

[tanadrin]

Is there like a popularity threshold below which you'd allow people to act/perform music/create art for the public? Or must it all be automated to save people from the potential negative effects of fame?

hmm, first off, disclaimer: posts prefixed with "hot take" are intentionally inflammatory, not carefully considered proposals, and are not things which i necessarily actually endorse wholeheartedly (or at all). this particular post was inspired by me stumbling across a reddit post on r/all where a ton of people who as far as i know do not personally know joe jonas and sophie turner were intensely discussing if and why they might be divorcing. like jesus christ, people. you don't know these two, you never will, and you have no reason whatsoever to care even an iota about their lives, except that the Monkey Status Module sitting on top of your limbic system is telling you "ooh! high-status monkey! let us pay attention to them!"

actors, and certain kinds of musicians, for whatever reason seem to come in for this kind of obsessive treatment most of all, second only perhaps to the british royal family. probably because they're intensely recognizable, and often attractive. they serve, i suppose, as a canvas for projecting our own hopes and insecurities. every once in a while i get served a tiktok which alludes to the existence of the people who secretly believe that a) taylor swift is a lesbian, and b) she is carefully sending coded messages about her lesbianism to her die-hard fans through her music. this is objectively insane behavior. just truly a monumental waste of time. the people who spend their time and energy thinking about this sort of thing are the equivalent of sovcits--deranged, if frequently by the grace of god not quite deranged enough to qualify for a clinical diagnosis.

there are celebrities of other categories who 1) tend not to achieve fame until a little bit later in life (and so are less prone to actual exploitation) and b) even when they do so tend not to attract the same kind of obsessive, rabid maniacs. writers rarely make it big before their 30s; even prodigies like christopher paolini don't become objects of obsession, or superstardom. jk rowling became like the first or second person ever to make it to billionaire status off her writing career, but people still don't really give her deference, or obsess about her personal life. politicians are very well known, but frequently held in (IMO) a healthy degree of contempt and suspicion simply by virtue of their profession. you get exceptions like Trump--but they're obviously divisive figures, often as deeply unpopular with the broader public as they are popular with their own core constituency. many smaller or more workaday musicians, who are not the subject of marketing pushes by large labels, but who may still be widely known.

we could imagine a system where all entertainment and celebrity gossip magazines were simply banned, and nobody was allowed to act in TV or film until they were 45. that would have a certain charm to it! it might help revitalize struggling regional theater scenes, as people honed their craft in anticipation of competing for film roles once they came of age. and, of course, it would be great to see child roles played by, like Hugh Jackman walking on his knees. all drama is artifice, after all; what we take as acceptable deviation from reality now (like 20 year olds playing high schoolers in TV shows) is simply a result of convention and habit; we could form new convention and new habits if we really wanted to. personally, i think gary oldman could play any role he set his mind to if we gave him a chance.

but technology offers us a better way. really, we've had the technology since we invented animation, but i suppose there is always a desire to achieve a certain verisimilitude in certain kinds of art. we no longer have to compromise. between AI and sophisticated computer graphics, why not simply abolish those professions that tend to produce figures that (for reasons of marketing or simply a defect in our ape-minds) we cannot be normal about? we can create sui generis faces for each film or TV show. maybe we can demand all pop music stars go about masked like the daft punk duo.

that's no help with the royals or for sports stars, though i think i am pretty much on record as saying both those jobs would, in the best of all possible worlds, be abolished for other reasons anyway.

[kellyvela]

Oh, I forgot to add that joe looks bad, kind of wrinkled, while Sophie is glowing. And another anon said that joe or the jonas brothers sponsor some F1 team and that's why joe was there, but i don't remember joe being there before, or he definitely wasn't with Sophie, and if he was, he could have taken her with him, because she took him to her events, she rarely attended his events, only he attended hers. But Sophie was with the X-men cast on F1.

I tried to avoid looking his 🐀 face but it's hard since he appears in S tag in every social media and press. I think he lost some weight maybe? He was looking gaunt in those colonel sanders pics 🍗

Before Monaco, I only remember the 🐀 attending some F1 event in US last year, in the middle of the divorce, just that.

[likeadevils]

Other than Sparks Fly, what are the other pre-Folklore songs where Taylor returns to an old muse?

i don’t necessarily believe all of these, and i find most of these to be exceptions to the 18 month since the breakup rule in one way or another, but:

holy ground: written in feb 2012, long after the breakup in sep/oct 2008, and any other non-jake breakup

i knew you were trouble: some people say it’s about john, which would definitely be more then 18 months from their breakup in like, january-ish 2010, for both the chorus (~jan 2012) and the verses and bridge (june 2012). there’s a strong argument for jake, and while their relationship didn’t have as clear of an end date, the Big breakup was in december 2010, which is about exactly 18 months from june 2012. that being said, i think the verses and the bridge were written with harry in mind more than anyone else, and they had their first breakup in late april 2012. though all in all it’s about a pattern of behavior that stretches back to like, high school for taylor, so like. idk man have fun

in a similar jake-or-harry vein, the very first night, likely written sometime in the back half of 2012, is more than 18 months from the Big jake breakup, but also maybe it’s about harry, and also maybe it was written in early 2012, and also jake was in her life for a long time after the Big breakup

now that we don’t talk was probably written in late 2014, and therefore probably more than 18 months from the Big haylor breakup in january 2013, but again, end date is kinda fluid on that one, and so is the exact date ntwdt was written

some people think ready for it is about harry which i think we can all recognize as haylor brain worms, but on the 1 in a million chance it is about him, spring 2017 would be loooong after that whole saga

also to touch on sparks fly, most of the changes taylor made from the 2006 draft are to make it less about the original muse (changing it to green eyes, taking away the line about falling in love in an empty bar), so like, it’s more that she returned to the song in 2010 and less that she returned to the muse, but you know still technically counts

we also have some summer 2012 jake songs that pushed the cut off for over a year for me (the last time and we are never ever getting back together, and probably run). there’s also some joe jonas songs that were possibly written post september 2009, but i don’t really know the last song she wrote about it, beyond better than revenge and let’s go in july 2009. and also maaaaybe some sam armstrong songs but i can’t stress enough how shaky the timeline of their relationship is, and how hazy who tell me why and the way i loved you are about, and when they were written.

tl:dr, more than a year is possible, but more than 18 months is Rare, and more than five years is unheard of

[missyourflight]

we're doing this again! here are some of the things i read/watched in feb:

dopesick: not sure how i feel about the mix of real/created characters! a lot of the sackler stuff i was familiar with from empire of pain (more on patrick radden keefe later) (relatedly i'm so eager for the nan goldin doc to be streaming over here), some great performances, also doesn't disney have money for better wigs?

happy valley (s3): as a nation we don't deserve sarah lancashire. magnificent television!! good thing f1 is coming back so i can continue to experience tension on sundays etc

lovecraft country: i got myself into a whole jonathan majors situation just in time for creed iii and this was Wild. i wasn't always in love with it but it took some massive swings and honestly reminded me a tiny bit of doctor who just in like the genre-of-the-week approach. also wunmi mosaku, my beloved

justified (s3): as ever this should just be the boyd/raylan show. jfc but raylan is bad at his job. i'm torn re: the progressively more deranged gay antagonist bc he was kind of fun but also whew @ some of those backstory elements

full swing: golf to survive! i didn't know any of these men apart from rory mcilroy! bit of a mixed bag but i loved joel dahmen and his caddy and also matt fitzpatrick, tiny stats nerd from sheffield. lol forever @ zak and lando's golf friend defecting to the sketchy saudi tour etc, like fucking obviously

the green ray: woof a bit close to home! aching for connection, crying on holiday... rohmer girl summer forever in my heart

scream 4: just fine until it goes gleefully Bonkers in the last act

scream 5: last act not as much fun as scream 4, jack quaid is charming, weirdly i found some of the stabbings like off-puttingly intense?

great freedom: this was wonderful and i cried. almost shockingly tender at times and just like, we have always been here? franz rogowski is remarkable and i can't wait to see him in passages (ben whishaw basically doing the andrew scott role from cock 14 years on?? i mean)

devotion: see above re: ongoing jonathan majors situation, thought he was beautiful in this, loved the partnership w glen powell. there's a part that's like you think is going to play out like top gun maverick and then it doesn't because it's based on a true story (why is joe jonas here)

magic mike's last dance: obviously doesn't approach the heights of xxl but channing is still so fucking charming (why is she's the man not streaming anywhere here. i need it). i saw it with some friends and one of them was sad afterwards bc her husband never dances with her - not to be like are straight people okay, but are you?

creed: i am not well versed in the rockyverse lore but i Need to see creed iii due to the jonathan majors situation and i really liked this! mbj charming, i do not care for boxing as a sport but ryan coogler can really move a camera, also pleasantly surprised by the liverpool of it all??

creed ii: this was fine! the fighting didn't have anywhere near the impact of the first one bc this director is not as talented as ryan coogler

patrick radden keefe, rogues: really enjoying this collection of some of his new yorker profiles. listening on audio and i feel like it's kind of rare for a non-fiction author to read their own work this well? also this month i listened to his wind of change podcast (was not prepared for the tommy vietor cameo lol) which was a lot of fun but took a lot of time to not really answer the question

[backup-baby-backup]

10. Last Kiss

Remember when this used to be a fan favourite? Last Kiss is a ballad that starts off with a 27-second-long intro before leading into a rare Joe Jonas retrospective where she isn't bashing his new girlfriend. There's a very specific type of sadness here, one that's sad that stuff didn't work out the way they should've without without really putting the blame on anyone. Taylor "only writes about breakups" Swift has now topped these types of ballads multiple times in her career so it's now kind of forgotten, but it's still very genuine and heartwrenching. That breathy vocal in the bridge? Emotional, and makes Taylor sound like she's on the verge of sadness. It's all very genuine and regretful without the slightest hint of bitterness.

And of course there's the attention to detail we all know and love: the July 9th, the 1:58, the 27-second intro (truly unhinged behaviour). Last Kiss showcases Taylor's strengths: her ability to make something that was personal to her relatable to all of us.

Favourite line: And I hope the sun shines and it's a beautiful day/and something reminds you you wish you had stayed (why do these lines make me a bit teary...)

Did you know? The secret message for this song is "Forever and Always", which is actually very meta.

[lovemesomesurveys]

When’s the last time you ate bread? I'm about to eat a sandwich.

What’s the last movie you watched on your own? I watched Mrs. Doubtfire earlier and now Freaky Friday is on.

What about the last movie you watched with another person? My mom and I watched some of Avengers: Endgame last night before bed.

How many coats do you own? I have a few. I kinda feel ready to go through my clothes again and try to get rid of some more.

What about shoes? I have 6 pairs of shoes.

One word to describe your most recent ex? Funny.

Where, in your current country, would you like to live, other than where you do now? I'm honestly not sure. I know I don't want to stay here forever. I'd love to move in the very near future, but that probably won't happen.

Do you like snow? Yes.

Do you like sheer clothing? No.

Have you ever seen anyone famous in the street? When I first saw the Jonas Brothers early on I did actually see Joe and Kevin behind the building near their tour bus. I acted like the awkward weirdo I am and waved at them like a giddy idiot, ha. I was too nervous to actually go over there, though. Trust me, I kicked myself forever after that for not going up to meet them and getting a picture. It was the perfect opportunity.

Are you hungry right now? I am, so I'm gonna take a break from this and eat my sandwich.

Are you regularly tired? Yes. In fact, after I ate my sandwich I ended up taking like a 3 hour "nap." So, this is now being done much later, ha.

What was the last thing to upset you? I've been been extra irritable and sensitive again lately, which is something that I actually felt my depression med I started taking last year was helping with. I was also prescribed Rexulti in additon to what I'm taking, but I haven't taken it as consistently for different reasons and I'm wondering if that has something to do with it. I'm also on an anti-anxiety med, which had been helping with that as well so I don't know. And I already know I won't be able to get an increase in the dosage for any of those. Sigh.

How’s the weather been today? I didn't go out at all, but according to the weather app it was like 93 F today. Not fall weather at all that's for sure.

What was the first tattoo you got or what would be the first tattoo you’ll get? I don't have any, but since I was a teenager I've wanted to get 'free bird'.

What was the last store you went into and did you buy anything? It's this store called Daiso, which is kinda like a Japanese Dollar Store or a little more. It's got a lot of cute stuff. I always get a little carried away whenever I go in there.

Have you ever been late for school or work? Yeah. I hate being late so it wasn't a common occurrence. I used to be really anal about that.

Do you prefer to shower in the morning or at night? Always at night.

What is your favourite kind of fruit cobbler? Not a fruit cobbler kind of person.

Is there a basement in your house? If so, what is it used for? No.

Have you driven a car today? I don't drive.

Do you have a small, medium or large bedroom? It's too small. I've definitely outgrown it. Or maybe I have too much stuff but no it's just small okay shhh

Where was your first job and how old were you? I haven't had a job, yet.

Have you eaten soup this week? No. That doesn't sound appealing still it still feels very much like summer and I hate it.

Are you a fan of The Office? I just couldn't get into it.

When was the last time you started a new medication? A couple months ago.

What is your favourite type of nut? I very rarely eat nuts, it's been quite awhile since I've had any like I don't even remember. But anyway, that being said I do like a few like peanuts, cashews, pistachios, and season (not plain) almonds.

Do you know anyone who doesn’t have a middle name? Yeah.

Have you put your phone on silent today? No. The only time I do that is when I'm at the theater, and admittedly not always then. Not like my phone is blowing up with notifications.

Can you name all 50 US state capital cities? No, but I can name all 50 states in alphabetical order.

Do you read John Green novels? I only read a few.

Have you ever been to Universal Studios? I went once when I was like 7 and don't remember a whole lot to be honest. We also went to Disneyland after that and that I definitely remember.

Can you tie balloons? I can, but it can be hard sometimes.

When was the last time you were at a pet store? It's been a long time.

[dxsturbia]

You can’t just pick and choose when you want to disassociate from them as people I don’t like her boyfriend I have never liked her boyfriend I rarely ever speak on her boyfriend

I have no problem with Jordan. I just rarely ever speak on anyone’s boyfriend.

They are doing this entire tour together and they are hanging it on the idea that they may or may not have hooked up after she broke up with Joe and it’s not like the Jonas Brothers. Don’t do that.

[the-invisible-queer]

What kind of cell phones do the JONAS crew go for? Are they all apple people? What is their texting style? How online are they? Do they specialize in a platform, or do they do everything? Are any of them addicted to wordle or candy crush?

Kevin - iPhone. Texts in emojis and gifs exclusively. Rarely uses words. He likes Instagram to post photos of random things he finds or food. People like his horse content and he has more followers than Joe which Joe hates.

Joe - iPhone. He sometimes breaks out shorthand when he's in a rush. Uses the art of emojis carefully. He uses Instagram and TikTok the most. He is really good at Wordle because that Word of the Day calendar came in handy.

Nick - iPhone. Stella jokes that he types like a serial killer because he uses correct punctuation. He rarely uses emojis unless he's comfortable with who hes texting. That's the Nick Lucas seal of approval. He enjoyed Twitter before it became a dumpsterfire and has since been introduced to Tumblr by Macy but never uses it - much to the relief of JONAS stans worldwide. Had a Bejeweled addiction for a minute.

Frankie - Android. Best texter of his brothers. He has never used shorthand and constantly makes fun of Joe for it. He has several secret Twitter accounts that he thrives on. One is an anti-JONAS account he uses to troll Joe.

Stella - iPhone. Fastest texter on the east coast. Misses her keyboard, but has adjusted. She can still type with her eyes closed. She thrives on Instagram and has more followers than Joe which is secretly killing him but he refuses to dull her sparkle.

Macy - Android. She respects the popularity of Apple but Android is superior to running her fanclub and helping the boys on their socials. She is great about texting but has developed a code with Stella when discussing the guys and has assigned them their own emoji. She thrives on Tumblr and has perfectly curated blogs for her fandoms. Her main blog being the JONAS fanclub blog.

Sandy - Android because she hates Apple with the passion of a million burning suns. She texts like a mom. Smiley emojis, lots of "thinking about you" texts. She is only on Facebook and never fails to be her boys #1 hype woman on Facebook. She did have a CandyCrush addiction and was pouring money into it until her family had to have an intervention over it.

Tom - iPhone. He needs everything simple for him. He's running an empire and a family. Where do you think Nick learned to text with correct punctuation. He texts like he emails. Even signing them off Tom/Dad. He stays off socials and let's the guys and Macy handle that. He did hire Macy to help run the official band socials.

[bisluthq]

i’m curious to hear what anons criteria is for a good girlfriend. cause apparently if you have insecurities that blow up sometimes (which you admit to and apologize to the person you hurt) automatically rules you out. giving someone a home, cooking for them, supporting them, loving them etc does not seem to be enough.

idk maybe it’s just being biased but have any of taylor’s exes ever called her a bad girlfriend? (maybe joe jonas but that was a whole diff thing)

she did tom h so dirty yet he to this day has nothing but great things to say about her, calvin was going on about how she checks boxes he didn’t even know existed, taylor lautner still obsessed, matty was a a whole different level of obsessed for YEARS, joe despite not really being a relationship person prior decided to stay with her for 6 years like idk���.

she also rarely gets broken up with? they do cheat on her but ultimately she is the one who cuts them off for good.

I mean I agree but my point is idk that Joe stayed specifically because she was such a great girlfriend because he didn’t seem especially happy ykwim?

[omagazineparis]

Les meilleurs comptes TikTok de célébrités à suivre en 2024

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