#jodam

[poseidonsvodka]

Does anyone else ship Adam/Joe because personally I think they would make a great pairing, I mean they're both definitely sassy and funny enough. Tell me I'm not the only one, (Jodam?) for the win!

[initiala]

talking to this dude and somehow we got to “now I’m just imagining the Sistine Chapel but done in the style of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure”

The Creation of Adam, but with two super buff dudes, fingers centimeters apart, while tiny buff angels hover around them: Jodam and Jod

[tlacehualli]

Insomnia

A groan and Sombra rolled over in bed, rubbing sleep out of her eyes. She didn't even wanna open them- through them, she could tell that it was still completely dark in her room - so there was no shot this was like a normal, human time. So she kept them closed and tried to keep sleeping.

At the corner of her vision, her AI's UI sent her a notification, in all red: hungry. The way that her stomach growled confirmed it. She sucked at her teeth in a little noise of frustration; she'd been busy all day yesterday with something or another and she hadn't eaten until way late in the day and now it was catching up..at...2:30 in the morning.

"Jodame," she cussed under her breath, swiftly tossing the covers up off of her so she could stand. Usually she just slept in a ratty old t-shirt and some shorts and today was no different; it was usually fine when it was daytime and the base actually had heat on, but she could almost shiver now.

It was all making her distressingly awake.

She shuffled out of her room, her bare feet dragging all the way, continuously letting out a colorful stream of Mexican Spanish curses under her breath as she made the trip to the staff kitchen. Wasn't anybody gonna be there at this hour anyway, might as well make herself something and take a concerning amount of melatonin after.

With a yawn, Sombra started putting around the kitchen - water for her ramen, starting the microwave, heating up some water to make herself some tea and all of that. She fished a frying pan out of one of the cabinets and set it down on the stove gingerly - last thing she needed was someone wandering in here wondering why she was cooking loudly and angrily - and started frying up some sausages to go with the ramen. It was a weird combination but frying Spam was so violent and she wasn't wearing enough to avoid an oil burn.

She was just turning off the microwave before it could announce it was done with the loudest noise possible (why they chose the most annoying one was beyond her) when she heard soft footsteps she recognized.

"Ah, shit. ¿Te desperté?" The shorter woman pulled her bowl of ramen out of the microwave gingerly, setting it down on the counter before she went to roll the sausages over on the uncooked sides.

A pause. "Oui. I sleep slightly." There wasn't any malice in the Widow's voice. "Are you aware it is 3 in the morning?"

Sombra winced. "Yeah, I sleep like shit. Sorry to bug you. Want some tea or something?" She popped a couple of pills of melatonin in her mouth - probably way more than she was supposed to take but it never did shit - and moved cooked sausages into her ramen. Hopefully sleep would come easier with a full belly.

[mynameisjoliet]

the night it changed || jodam

It was a Friday night.

Fridays usually made for a long night at the diner, but it made for incredibly decent money. The place was popping with after school teens, truck drivers gearing up for the weekend, and before and after clubbers coming in to fill the munchie void before moving on to whatever it was the city had to offer. Joliet wasn’t even sure at what time it finally slowed down and the diner guests had finally began to trickle out. She bussed table after table to try and help out her fellow co-workers, but even she knew she needed to catch some fresh air. As the crisp nighttime air hit her cheeks, Jo plopped herself down lazily on the bench out front directly under a streetlight. Pulling her legs up onto the bench, feeling the relaxing strain seize the moment she propped them up, Jo pulled out her server book and began to sketch. She’d started one earlier on the subway ride to work, of a bouquet of flowers being sold by a vendor, and began at it again. 

The harsh evening air felt good on her lungs, calming even, as she continued to shade her drawing. It was as if someone had whispered in her ear, urging her to look up, in to which she saw a figure walking down the sidewalk. One that looked more than familiar.

[inkstaineddaughter]

I can’t believe I missed the BAFTA’s last night because I was busy spending “quality family time”. Nerf guns and board games and sandwiches by the creek.

Shameful.

[donotcallmelori]

y que os jodam

[negrophiliainstabackup-blog]

Favorite tweets: Pa qe lo ebamgelita o lo tetigo de geoba no lo jodam pomgam em la puerta um cartel qe dise me guta garcha y no lo yamam ma— El Gille (@DEBocaYLaVILLA) August 3, 2017

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[alternative-girlfriend]

WHEN UR FRIENDS ARE A SUPER CUTE COUPLE AND YOU JUST AJDJAKDJKDKSJDDK

[tellynewsupdates]

Pandian Stores Upcoming Twist: Anita rejects Gautam post knowing Pandya Store reality

Pandian Stores Upcoming Twist: Anita rejects Gautam post knowing Pandya Store reality

Pandian Stores Upcoming Twist: Anita rejects Gautam post knowing Pandya Store reality The upcoming episodes of the Star Plus SERIAL will see an interesting twist in the Pandian Stores. Jotam’s first love, Anita, immediately wants to marry Chhotam. Anita does not want to marry Gautam because she loves him, but because she wants to leave the Pandya store and take all the money. Innocent Jodam…

[jimmydarrlinq-blog]

I Feel like shipping Jon snow with myself :o

[planetcleer]

Scratch

Title: Scratch by planetcleer

Pairing: Joellis/Jodam (Achievement Hunter/Rooster Teeth)

Warnings: Just some swear words

Summary: Adam's beard is a bit irritating, but, in the end, Joel doesn't really mind,

Disclaimer: I respect that these are real life people with their own feelings and everything and I’m not saying that any of this actually happened or will ever happen. So there y’all go.

Notes: Just a little drabble I wrote today c:

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"Goddamn, Adam," Joel winced as he peered at his face in the mirror, eyes narrowed at the angry red scratches around his mouth. One look told him the same marks littered his neck and the insides of his thighs, and he didn't need to do anything to feel the same itchy burn between his ass cheeks. So maybe they got a bit kinky... "Your beard is really doing some damage."

Suddenly there were two arms circled around his waist, pulling him back against a slightly broader chest before a warm, furry chin settled on his shoulder, "Sorry, babe. Want me to shave it?"

Joel considered saying yes, but then he felt the hot breath against his ear and the fingers brushing at his hips and remembered how amazing the beard actually felt in the moment and, hey, if nothing else, Adam looked sexy as fuck with facial hair, so...

"Hell no," Joel turned in Adam's arms, grabbed his scruffy face, and pulled him in for a deep kiss.

Later, at work when moving would be uncomfortable and everyone would tease him over the beard burn, he would probably regret the decision.

But probably not.

[planetcleer]

okay so we need to figure this out guys not everyone ships it so disregard this if you don't but JOEL/ADAM is quickly becoming a thing. enough people ship it for there to be a tag, I think, so we should probs settle on a ship name so a tag can actually happen I've seen jodam and joellis so far so I mean there's that but if anyone else has some suggestions?