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The Gen Z Job Searching Experience is INSANE
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The job market is a absolute disgrace.
#american dream is a lie#american nightmare#america is a hellscape#america is lying to you#job market is pointless#job sites are a scam#job listings is a scam#job market is a joke#Youtube
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can we start considering online job application systems as class warfare or
#unimportant thoughts#not even joking unfortunately#they really do feel like a tool to oppress the working class#they dont work at all#and im starting to think the companies dont want them to#they built the tools like that on purpose so they can better hide all their unjust hiring practices and habits and decisions#had a old man friend comment to me the other day that it feels like the only way to get hired anymore is to know someone who can get you#an in.#because the job application systems suck so bad and no one ever hears anything back#almost as if….these systems were designed to keep the ‘riffraff’ out automatically….#so they can hire only the people they internally approve of (fellow class members)….while hiding the entire process behind software….#sorry im on my conspiracy mode bullshit#the job market is FUCKED right now and I do think that all hiring software needs to be investigated
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If any of you lovely furries have job hookups in the world of wildlife biology and state park work hit me up... lol...
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Hello. I'm interested in applying for your position. I would like to have money and not hate my life and maybe survive + a lil more. Thanksies!
#is this funny#who cares#like holy shit why is so hard to find a job that i can do and don't want to quit#mostly because my body can't handle it but also because of the salary sometimes#like the job market is a fucking joke
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quit your day job and date rich older women . these is no way this plan will go wrong
#this is a joke. hana does not quit her day job. shes an influencer this just makes her marketable and unique#my ocs#furry
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I am so insanely close to quitting my job I am so tired of my schedule getting yanked around I am so tired of my time off requests being ignored I am so tired of the store manager's passive aggressive attitude toward me I AM SO TIRED OF THIS PLACE
#unfortunately i still have a car and a credit card to pay off#so i'm stuck here cause the job market is a sick joke anymore i've been looking for another job for OVER TWO YEARS#can't get back on my meds either cause this place wants to keep fucking me over#can someone shoot me in the head please seems to be about the only way i'll catch a break
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(how was your day at work? mine has me talking to my bathroom spider and promising her that we'll take her with us when we move).
#y'all!!!!!#can you believe at my super cool new marketing job that they've been paying the only other two employees $40k a year????#and one is a web developer with 10 years of experience and the other is working full time at this job AND finishing her MBA????#and that they didn't know they were both being underpayed until i asked about the quarterly bonuses in my contract#and they said “BONUSES!?” and y'all lemme tell you they have worked here for two and six years and never gotten a raise#i took this job and a paycut because of “the opportunity for quarterly bonuses”????#“there aren't any quarterly bonuses you stupid girl!!!!”#that's not even from just today#that's just “Wow she's really into her bathroom spider” context#we're going to move to a town of 296 people#seriously!!!!#literally!!!#i would never joke!!!#anyway#let me tell you this#if you watched “Mad Men” before your prefrontal cortex fully cooked - don't think you're Peggy Olson for one gd minute#you'll end up writing a month's worth of seafood emails in an hour while the Productive app snears at you until you have daily diarrhea
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Someone just applied to my job ad and cited… torrenting cds online as “archival experience” and I am tempted to interview them purely because I’m impressed by the sheer audacity wtf
#which is in itself a joke i guess because i have used audacity the program to torrent!!!!! lmfao yall#i died i was like i am not familiar with these are they MARC or something– OH MY GOD#gotta do what you gotta do in this job market lol#work life
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Fellas, is it cringe to fake cry to get out of a question at a job interview? (I wish I were fucking joking.)
I don't think Joe the Trader is calling me back...
#my art#daily comic#comic#artists on tumblr#webcomic#webtoon#job market is rough out there huh?#i'm about to make it way tougher. on me.#job interview#job market#don't worry#I got it out of my system and just infodumped at the next one and got the job on the spot#they loved my autistic swag! apparently.#also#i'm not even exaggerating on the size of the room we were in. it was like a closet where we were knee to knee. all three of us.#someone came in for bags at one point and they joked about putting me on payroll when i grabbed for them#they did in fact#not#put me on payroll#happy job hunting folks#for real though#3 interviews for a grocery stocking job is actually insane
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i kill myself in my head everytime i don't hear back from a job after they've interviewed me btw if u even care
#they weren't lying the job market is fucking terrible ❤️#not to get too personal on tumblr dot com but the amount of jobs ive applied to since moving back home. the amount of interviews ive done.#the amount of employers that have lied to my face about being so full of positive energy and exactly what they want and then never reached#out again#ohhh u want someone w more experience? pray tell how am i to get that if none of u will fucking Hire Me#bite maim kill maim kill kill kill kill#anw ❤️#also sorry ik kms jokes aren't good for u. i uhhhhhh. take a trip to the surface of the sun in my head
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EVERYONE Is Getting FIRED....The JOB Market is A JOKE
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The job market was a hopeless joke from the very beginning.
#american dream is a lie#american nightmare#america is a hellscape#america is lying to you#corporations don't care about you#corporations corruption#job sites are a scam#job listings is a scam#job market is a joke#job market is pointless#Youtube
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two more rejection emails 👊 absolutely killing it out here and by it i mean
#i’m too tired to finish this joke draw your own conclusions#something something the job market maybe
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anyone wanna learn how to use a nail gun and open an upholstery business with me?
#im only partially joking#my job seems like it might be fucked man#also like. i am notttt loving the lack of career progression here#at least if i own the company i get paid good when we do well#nyxtalks#youd also need to bring someone to do marketing and the paperwork. i only know fabric and sew#i guess we gonna get someone to do wood to unless we reupholster only. sad#my dreams dying right before my eyes i think
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I'm launching a Patreon!!
It might seem like a surprise, but i really wanna work on putting out content regularly and mantain my comic (and lets be honest, the job market is not great and a girls gotta eat).
LAUNCHING ON DECEMBER 1ST!! 💜💜
#myart#self promo#patreon#i am not joking with the job market thing#my current job is unpaid LMAO#patreon tiers#patreon launch#patreon artist
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the fucking experience when they ask you to take an MBTI test for a job application and you already know your type and despite trying to slightly pull back on your more anti-social answers, you still get your INTJ-A result...
I'm torn between being reassured in my personality and just really unmotivated to continue my application because there is a small chance they are going to be happy about the result but more likely they are going to outright throw my application out the window
#I mean at least I'm not applying for fucking customer support this time#they might think oh that fits the job#but still it's like walking into a room with a sticker on your forehead#hi I like to work alone and am a stubbornly independent nerd do you want to hire me#the least they could do is tell you upfront if this personality type test is a make or break thing#the job market is a joke currently#rant#personal#the reality is everyone just wants to hire the happy bubbly extroverted types#or did I just spiral into INTJ cynicism rn#who knows
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