#job application?

[sirensea14]

My Hazbin Hotel sinner oc :3

Ye, i tried to imitate HH artsyle 💀

Her name is Marrie Night, a play on nightmare. Her nickname is Mar which means deform/disfigure. And the double r is intentional

Just a few more deals and kills and she'll be an overlord soon. She has powers in relation to hypnotism, sleep paralysis, chemicals and shit, and a bit of mermaid-like characteristics like always lurking in the water and the dark and beautiful singing voice.

The pink patches/scars, half bald hair, clouded left eye and the black accessories are... related to how she died. Strapped on a chair. Melted with chemicals and acid. Why was she in hell? Twisted sense of justice.

Her design is partially inspired by Glitz and Glam (mostly Glam cuz i love her), you can tell it by her hairstyle. She's also barefoot (or bare-fin? Lol)

Died around the time of 1960's? Maybe, way too quick liek Alastor lol. Fun fact: whenever she sees an upside down cross, she would flip it back to normal /ref due to her religious views in her previous human life. XD comedy relief fact ig

Might draw her full demon form... :3

[continent-of-wild-endeavor]

Job interview tip I got from a tiktok but it's genius:

If you were unemployed for a while, they're going to ask if you can explain the gap in your resume. Unless you were actually doing something cool & relevant, this is hard to answer in a way that makes you sound like a good corporate cog. So here's the best and infallible answer -

No you cannot, because you signed an NDA.

You now sound mysterious, desirable, worldly, experienced. They can't even really ask you more about it! Perfect.

[hamletthedane]

You know what time it is….

* Regardless of whether you like your actual workplace or specific current practice (e.g. if you hold a nursing degree, you work as a nurse even if it’s in an area of medicine or a clinic that you don’t like)

Survey questions adapted from survey issued by the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics.

[magicpiano]

AU where the justice league finds out that Captain Marvel is homeless. Not Billy, they still have no idea about the captain's secret identity, but the Captain.

Maybe they were discussing a case or something, and he says something that is just a little too knowledgeable. Something only someone who has been there would know. He tries to backtrack when he realizes that he said too much, tries to explain that getting a job and an apartment is hard when you do hero work which doesn't pay (and hopes they don't find out the real reason he can't get a job is because no one will hire a kid).

The league comes to the conclusion the reason he is so secretive about his identity is because he is ashamed he is homeless. Naturally, everyone immediately feels super bad about this and tries to help him much to his dismay.

Identity shenanigans ensue.

[moonchildsfae]

“cataloguing skills” on a resume and it’s just my ability to use the filtered search on ao3

[rambutanjpeg]

nothing a little soap can’t fix

[jolalibrary]

I miss when we were gardeners. when we tended to our fandom garden as a collective, instead of worrying that someone was making their part of the garden fancier than yours. I remember when people didn’t expect that it would be here tomorrow, when we lived in fear that we’d wake up and a site that housed our words would be gone, vanished. now, we don’t even care when our faves vanish and their blog becomes abandoned. we used to nurture fandom because it was an escape from the acting some of us had to do day to day, that we could be ourselves here. it feels—at times now—that people walk in, pluck a flower and leave. that if you’re not posting something new, your use is so little. but then, I remember when gif makers were respected and appreciated, and never had their work stolen and immediately put on twitter, and when moodboard makers and artists were adorned with so many reblogs and comments with ideas and headcanons that aided in new stories being generated. now no one shares any ideas out of fear some blog will write it first and you’ll be accused of stealing what you’ve spent months on. I remember when writers were seen as people who were just as talented as the people I’ve mentioned before, when people acknowledged how long it took to write a chapter or a one-shot. now, we’re easily replaceable, whether it’s AI or we’re simply not quick enough that people don’t want to invest. I remember waiting six months for an update on my fave fic, and I never felt slighted by it. because we liked being in fandom? we liked being supportive of everyone in it. we didn’t like everyone in it, because that’s impossible, but we didn’t make it our mission to burn them until they left, because we understood that even a gardener we didn’t like, was still someone cultivating a flower for someone we couldn’t make on our own. the saying it takes a village applies to fandom, and the question we need to be asking ourselves is: are we all doing our part or just taking and hoping it’ll be there to take from tomorrow?

[lackadaisical-refrigerator]

Dystopian button my friend saw during a job application

[tricoufamily]

well wait who the hells gonna want to purchase it in february then by this logic hang on

[iandarling]

Ian kisses Mickey all the time btw

A peck on the lips here, a kiss on the forhead there 🫡 Ian is on kissing duty 24/7

Walking past him? leaning down to give him a temple kiss

Making breakfast? Imma just scootch over here and kiss your nose 💞

Hugging Mickey from behind? Well he just gotta nuzzle his face into his hair and kiss his head it’s the law

Standing in line at Walmart as Mickey is looking over the coupons? Big smack right on the lips you’re so hot as you’re taking care of our finances 🥰

Holding his hand as he exits the car? Hold his hand and kiss it in public

“you’re such a fucking princess, gallagher”

“and yet you’re as beautiful as one, milkovich”

[shrineheart]

Yeah.

Sure.

We'll call it enthusiasm.

[moonsinkfoxgirl]

[o-lanterns]

We're so glad you're interested in the Scoop Artist position here at Smiles Ice Cream! Tell us a little about yourself! (mandatory questions)

Why do you want to work at Smiles Ice Cream? What does ice cream mean to you? Tell us about a time when ice cream changed your life.

2. If a customer were to yell in your face and dump their ice cream on your head, would you:

A. punch them B. run away crying to the manager C. apologize for existing in their presence, give them another scoop, and beg them to do it again but harder

[marzipaint]

zzz

[trans-ralsei]

dogshit poll

[bitchesgetriches]

Hypothetically if someone wanted to include their ability to schedule appointments, organize events and transportation, and meal plan and prep for their family on their resume how would they word that

We LOOOOOOVE the "how do I reframe unpaid labor on my resume" question. This is like Bitch bait.

Ok, so this sounds like you are an Organizational Specialist, or a Personal Assistant to a Head of Household, or an Organizational Consultant to a busy professional. List of responsibilities should include event planning, nutritional development, essential transportation, scheduling and booking, and administrative management.

Pick the corporate buzzwords that most fit with the job you're applying for, stare them directly in the eyes, and know that your unpaid labor for your family is VALUABLE WORK EXPERIENCE.

Here's more advice:

How to Frame Volunteering on Your Resume When You’ve Never Had a Job 

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