#jk i don't even care
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snuggling up to your Ler with your face buried in their chest while they lightly tkl every spot they can reach and just let you squirm and giggle and blush against them to your hearts content
#mhhh#can you tell i'm in a soft mood?#it's not too obvious is it#jk i don't even care#mine#i'd like snuggles pls
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It is pretty fucked that a woman who got more money than God for writing entertaining but not particularly deep books about wizards and an objective idiot of a man who got more money than a thousand Gods for moving other people's money from one column to another can just decide that people like you shouldn't be allowed to exist in peace and you have to pay attention to them because capitalism says they're intrinsically millions of times better than you.
#xitter#i don't even care about jk rowling or elon musk as individuals anymore#i hate a system that gives such individuals such an outsized say in what happens to everyone else#malignant individualism#death to capitalism#death to billionaires
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some of you think you're allowed to treat other living human beings like garbage and not have any consequences for it
#“but i personally feel that this person deserves it”#“but I said jk after acting like a jerk”#I'll let you know something#you aren't the main character#and no one cares about what you hate#why don't you share your love and passion instead of being a empty void of putrid vomit#go get therapy#ALL OF THIS OVER FICTION TOO#ITS NOT EVEN SMTH THAT MATTERS#weak ass
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If you feed me my meds wrapped in a little treat, i will be honor-bound to your side and you can sic me on one (1) person of your choosing (i will either punch & bite that person, or start forcefemming them, at your choosing).
Warning! This puppygirl is not legible for broken skin, broken noses or any girls resulting from using this method. By siccing me on other people you agree to take in any girls produced by this process. Failure to do so will result in you and the girl paying a visit to owner's basement for further forcefem & training.
#rayla talks#puppygirl#if you don't watch out my owner will make you into a puppy aswell >:3#forcefem#puppyposting#this was supposed to be a one-liner about being puppied more via the treat-thingie#got a bit out of hand#i like the pink small text tho!#kidnapping#i guess? i mean it's implied. better safe than sorry#trans puppy#jk y'know. i don't even have an owner hehe#it's fine. i'm wild puppy! taking care of myself. and also having different leashholders that can help puppy :3
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This new Spider-Man movie looks different than I imagined. 🤭
#that joke probably sounded better in my head#but i don't care#it was funny to me#anyway#it was really fun to see them in another project together#even if it was just for this one scene#but it's a great scene#they play off each other so well#and i like both of them#so i was being spoiled here#🤭#david tebet#saturday night (2024)#willem dafoe#jk simmons#dave tebet
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y'know a part of me wants to do a full breakdown on why the whole commodifying the player character thing worked deadfire but not in dai but tbh I feel like the whole of it would boil down to 1.) deadfire treats the watcher as a character while dai treats the inquisitor as a player avatar 2.) dai is a power/hero fantasy game, deadfire isn't 3.) dai loves the status quo, deadfire does not
#hablaty#my brain is mush give me... 90 business days and I give you 5 page essay or something#jk i could rant but i'm lazy#maybe later when the weather isn't trying to boil my brain#so... in 90 business days#or idk maybe i don't even need to if you get it you get it if you don't you probs won't care about the long rant
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HELLO???
Gimme a sec-
RED SAID ONE WEEK???
IMMA KMS FR THIS TIME
see you on the other side
#school bus graveyard#sbg#sbg (webtoon)#Jk this is a joke I ain't ending myself over a webtoon#or would i?#Remember when I talked about leaving the community for 3 months#I don't think I'd even find new chapters#TAKE CARE RED#This is not the first series to do this to me#lilredbeany
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just saw a h*rry p*tter headcanons/incorrect quotes type blog complain that they get hate every day for running it and. yeah. yeah there's a reason for that maybe
#ramble#juno hates jk rowling tag#read a different book for crying out loud#consume something else#watch VOLTRON i don't even care anymore just do something else#i would rather read about homophobically gay spacemen pegging eachother than see the witch getting any more attention
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Lost a bet with @kreidbreadejad-and-co over the outcome over the first ever Mets/Phils playoff series sooooooo I have to change my avatar for the duration of the Mets' stay in the postseason. ITS NOT FR METS FANS DNI!!!1!
#jk shes been one of my best friends for almost 2 decades#also its officially her birthday in NY time so go wish her a happy one#i genuinely don't care what fans interact w me heck ive had a few mets fan friends over the years#and there's definitely some former Mets players even that I'd gladly interact with ya feel me >:)#also since it's mr met i feel i have to give the requisite#'i got stitches on my face and bitches at my place'
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went running and can report i'm still not that person
#'running is the best exercise you can do for muay thai' please don't say that#lie to me#jk it was alright. went to the park at 9pm and i've got a route now#ran some sections and walked others#so hopefully if i do it again (and again and again and again) i'll be able to keep up the running for longer#got a method of noticing change that way#which is something i'm historically quite bad at#tw for weight stuff in the rare event anyone is reading these tags#i've definitely gained muscle since starting this silly exercise habit thing#and i don't check how much i weigh because i don't care#and it would hopefully just go up anyway#but checked today for drug trial reasons and i'm 4kg less than last time? alright#again. genuinely doesn't mean much to me (anymore)#i don't think i need to lose any weight and tbh i'd rather not#but its still . ig. a sign that i've been consistent with something#which is SO hard#because i get into phases that go way too intense and then stop completely#but this is a normal amount to change by and i haven't done anything crazy#also kept it up for 6 months#so apparently i have the ability to form and keep habits now#and the weight is an indicator of that even if it was unintentional#(also for muay thai i have to be in a weight class)#(fighting is a long way off but it's at the back of my mind to pay more attention to it)#anyway. who would've thought i'd be doing this#✅️ learnt how to do habits at age 22
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"Be gay do crimes!!!" but you wont stop buying from the known TERF/antisemitic's shitty wizard cash grab franchise
#pride#jk rowling#fuck jkr#i don't care if it's nostalgic. i don't care if it's a hyperfixation. she's a shitty person#AND SHE OPENLY ADMITS TO THINGS TOO. she admits she's transphobic#that's even worse!!!#the fact that you can pretend to be a leftist while still buying from the self proclaimed transphobe is baffling
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fluffy
#gosh i haven't drawn hounds for like 3 millennia#changelog: add hound back to this blog#i've been playing too little apex#everyday i finish the daily mission of this ffxiv event in an hour and immediately exit the game#i need more houndy#(and more fluffiness because it's getting cold here)#but without fuse because respawn pair them together so hard that i kinda hate this pair now#jk i don't even care my otp is houndy/houndy/houndy#apex legends#apex bloodhound#bloodhound#bloodhound apex#my art
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many ppl are out there tn stressing out about us politics. not me tho, im stressing out about getting a notification from my ISP that they noticed me torrenting fast & furious numbers 7 thru 10, and also hobbs & shaw
#mine#jk i don't care abt that not even a little#they may judge me for my taste but they will never know the bliss of f7's increased pyrotechnics budget
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Ok but sometimes the most infuriating political stance a person can have is point blank refusing to discuss social issues with you when you bring it up because they "don't want to get political". Don't open the tags unless you want to read a rant
#my random stuff#vaguepost#vent post#like... babes. how do i explain EVERY DAMN THING YOU DO can be considered political by some metric#YES that includes your silence#also the fact that they will happily talk about being a socialist and fuck the tories and everything#but then if i ever want to discuss something that doesn't directly affect them they will literally just shut me down#like i know our normal friendship consists of sunshine and rainbows and silliness#but I'd fucking appreciate if you didn't ruin that friendship by refusing to agree with me about things that should be a no brainer#I can't even discuss fucking JK ROWLING with them!! because their sibling loves harry potter and they always say “it's just a kids series”#and “let them have their nostalgia”#OH I'M SORRY.#DOES YOUR FUCKING NOSTALGIA MEAN MORE TO YOU THAN MY LITERAL SURVIVAL AND HEALTH???#like. I'm sorry but there's more important things here#babygirl i don't know how to explain to you#that if a political party said they were going to kill all lefties people BUT give all right handed people unlimited access to horror films#you would vote for them wouldn't you?#even though I'm left handed you'd say “of course i support left handedness how can you even question that”#<- shit metaphor. i know.#but i could point out “yeah they want to kill me” and they'd say “I just don't know enough about it to discuss this; sorry”#like??? if you don't know enough#maybe. fucking?? educate yourself??? by having discussions about it???#PLEASE pull your head out the sand sweetie#saying you care is just empty fucking words#i shouldn't be saying this; they're one of my oldest friends but GOD.#if you can't even agree with me about jkr being a fucking holocaust denier we're going to keep having problems
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First Kanaphan Puitrakul the actor that you are.
#sorry i saw gifs of the sand/ray music room fight and he's so fucking good here!!!#his face as he pushes ray like he can't even watch himself do it#the dull-eyed sadness giving way to 'are you for fucking real rn?' when ray pushes back#and then the split-second fury that is immediately *obliterated* into something entirely vulnerable#when ray gets in his face instead of cowering?#and how you can see he's trying to hold on to anger at ray's posessive schtick but it's what he wants to hear and think he can't have#and he's about to cry! and he looks at ray lips! and then they kiss i guess who cares#jk i care.#anyway the scene itself is pretty cliché but the performance really makes you go 'oh buddy yeah i've been there'#(also everytime a director tells this guy 'no don't cry keep the emotions boiling inside' an angel gets their wings)#only friends the series#i guess#ok high time for bed i think
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follow me on instagram BOY
#jk i dont actually care i don't use insta that much#but i finally reuploaded some of my bob's burgers fanart and i can verify that it is in fact My account#if you have instagram I mean. sorry i won't follow you back as stated before i dont actually use instagram 😭😭#i dont even follow my best friends on this acc#txt
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