#jiro is stealing his bros bro

[mddlbro]

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Jiro read Kuko's message with a grin, feeling a thrill at the idea of hitting the arcade. He quickly replied:

[ text ] Sounds dope! I'm in! [ text ] I'll catch the bullet train and be in Nagoya in about 2 hours. [ text ] Lmk where you are, and I'll meet you there!

Before setting off, Jiro sought permission from his older brother, Ichiro. Once Ichiro gave his nod, Jiro packed up with brisk efficiency and headed to the station. The train ride was a mix of blurred scenery and bubbling anticipation, taking him closer to the lively pulse of Nagoya.

Arriving in the city, Jiro wove through the crowded station and made his way to the arcade. The neon lights and arcade sounds grew louder, heightening his excitement. He spotted Kuko near the entrance and his face brightened. He waved and called out, "Yo, Kuko!"

When they met, Jiro greeted Kuko with a quick fist bump and a one-armed hug. "Happy Birthday, dude!" he said, his voice cheerful amid the arcade's vibrant hum. The energetic atmosphere was a perfect backdrop for their night of fun. "'Ready to get obliterated on Tekken?"

[akkivee]

i’m going to be sick hypster is getting ready for its 4th anniversary and they’ll be dropping a new round of hypster exclusive dts based on these covers this is so fire i’m going cry omfg

the release dates are:

leaders: nov 1

2gumi: nov 8

3gumi: nov: 15

[fukuokanodivision]

Mai’s Thoughts On 2nd Members

Jiro Yamada

“Jiro-san, He gives me the image of Eko when we were younger. Laughing without a care in the world and didn’t bother what others think of him, Those days…He honestly still gives off those memories. Sometimes thick headed, But is always coming in for the team in the end. Yuno-chin does have a soft spot for him, So I’ll suggest asking him if you want to learn more on the 2nd bro of Ikebukuro’s Buster Bros!!!”

Jyuto Iruma

“Iruma, The cop with the red glasses. He’s similarly like Onii-san in some ways. Both act 1 way on the outside and another way on the inside, Both are in some form guilty for bringing their teams down and have a side only their closest friends see of them, To name a few. I haven’t made much interactions with Iruma or M.T.C, But that’s Onii-san’s forte. But, I actually think I might ask him if I can someday meet them in person…It would be interesting to know Iruma more as a person than just a cop in Yokohama, To me anyways.”

Gentaro Yumeno

“The brunette author from Fling Posse, Yumeno was his name? Yeah, That’s him. Much like Ramuda, Yumeno is definitely also a mystery, A total enigma if you will. I discovered he has a few similarities with Yuno-chin too, Both like writing, act collected majority of the time…That kinda stuff. Fling Posse I should say are all a huge mystery for me, That totally brings back some ‘unpleasant’ memories back in a place called ‘Chuohku.’ But who cares, One day I swear I’m gonna use my mic to amplify my power by 120%. That’ll give those ‘ladies’ a taste of my world, Not theirs, Mine.”

Hifumi Izanami

“Moteru-chin, What to say here…Kidding! He’s a great guy, What can I say? While our first interaction wasn’t the “smoothest” I thought it would be, We’ve gotten used to each other now. I like being around him whenever I go visit Shinjuku, With all his positive energy it’s comforting to be with him. Sure, many Shinjuku locals are sometimes jealous when I’m there, I can’t blame them. I’m not trying to steal their #1 host from them at all, But I enjoy keeping Hifumi-san company on occasions whenever I’m in town…”

Rosho Tsutsujimori

“Tsutsujimori? The name, It maybe rings a bell…? Kidding, I’m lost for words here. I honestly don’t know much on who he is. I mean, He’s a teacher and that’s all I can figure out. But, I do know that Onii-san has some sort of connection with Tsutsujimori’s partner, So the next time I see him, I’ll just ask about him then and see what he’ll say about it. Who knows, Maybe teachers can be ‘very interesting’ characters.”

Jyushi Aimono

“Jyushi-san. Yep, The visual kei musician in Nagoya. While I was talking about his team’s leader, I may have gone a bit too overboard on dissing the team a bit too hard (not that I’m sorry, of course.) Anyways, Jyushi-san is the only exception here. Yeah, We don’t really “interact” often per se, But I still often listen to his music, So I’d say that counts? He seems okay for a guy, I just haven’t wrapped my head too much on him yet I guess…”

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New Year’s Kiss

“Blasty!” a blur of pink rockets into Bakugo’s arms nearly knocking him over. Stumbling some steps back he’s able to keep them both up. “I didn’t think you would actually show up, you are pushing it a little close aren’t you?” 

“What the fuck racoon eyes.” Shouting at her and shoving her off of him. “You trying to knock me on my ass?” Making his way into the kitchen ignoring all of the other people around. Mina chatters away behind him. Grabbing a solo cup from the table he fills it with the closest liquor. Tossing that back he immediately follows it with another before filling his cup with whatever concoction the punch is made of. Leaning against the counter he observes the room. Jiro is fiddling with some DJ equipment, Momo is next to her. Those two seem to be chatting with each other. Sero and Todoroki are standing in a corner, from this angle you can definitely see that they are shoving their tongues down the others' throat. Loud laughter filters over the music. Looking in the direction of the laughter, Bakugo’s breath catches. Kirishima and Denki seem to be in a rousing game of beer pong against Tetsutetsu and Shinsou. From the look of Denki he already looks unsteady and nearly topples over when throwing the ball. Kirishima is laughing at him as he trips, missing the cups and hitting Monoma in the face. Shaking his head, Bakugo heads over to the idiots. 

“Holy shit look who decided to actually show up.” Denki loudly exclaims when he catches sight of him. Sending him a glare that would kill, he sips his drink not saying anything. 

“Hey bro, want a shot?” Kirishima holds out the ball. 

“Hell yeah watch and learn fuckers.” Taking the ball Bakugo lines up his shot and right when he is about to release Mina is suddenly announcing that there is only 5 minutes till midnight so they should either be finding their other halves or be finding someone to kiss. Denki smirks at Shinsou who blushes up to his hairline. Monoma grabs Tetsu’s arm, dragging him away before he could protest. Mina runs over to the group, grabbing Kiri’s arm and pulling him away.

At that moment Bakugo’s heart felt like it was going to shatter. No you idiot of course those two had already paired off. What did you think? That he would actually like you. Yeah Mr. Sunshine wants to totally kiss Mr. Doom and Destruction. Don’t be stupid. His eyes blur as he stares down at his cup. Fuck this party. Making his way back to the kitchen he trades his cup for one of the bottles of whiskey sitting on the table. Looking down at it, it’s only half full shrugging, that will be enough to take some of the edge off hopefully. Making his way to the closest bathroom he passes what seems to be all the couples possible. 

Midoriya sees where he is heading. A worried frown comes over his face, he goes to follow him, but is stopped by Iida tapping his shoulder politely asking if he would be his New Year’s kiss. Blushing, he accepts making a mental note to go find Kacchan after the kiss. He looks around for Kirishima or someone else from the Bakusquad. Not catching any of them alone he becomes slightly more worried. Confusion quickly takes over when he spots Mina and Kirishima together. Kirishma had been trying forever to ask Bakugo out. He had given Kiri the advice to test the waters tonight. As he goes to move towards him he sees Kiri frantically looking around the room seemingly searching for someone. Mina looks a little concerned as well. Midoriya even more confused makes eye contact with Kiri raising an eyebrow asking what’s wrong, Kiri does Bakugo’s signature posture. Then it all clicks, Mina was just encouraging him, she wasn’t trying to steal Kiri. Oh shit Kachaan doesn’t know that though. Fuck this isn’g good. Gesturing towards the bathroom he shoos him along. As Kiri rushes past him he grabs his arm, “You better explain to him. He grabbed a bottle before he went that way. I know he is probably confused right now so take it easy on him.” Nodding Kiri heads down the hall to the bathroom. Meanwhile Bakugo is chugging from the bottle in his hand. You have no right to be upset, you aren’t together now matter how much you want to be. You aren’t good enough for him. She is perfect. They are made for each other. She is funny, happy, friendly, and the biggest thing. She’s a girl. You will never be good enough. You are angry all the time. He will just get tired of your attitude. The most heartbreaking laugh escapes his lips. Fuck. I just want him. Lifting the bottle back up to his lips he tips it back. Draining the last of the bottle anger suddenly overrides everything else. Drawing his arm back, he chucks the bottle across the bathroom at the opposite wall next to the door. The bottle makes contact and shatters into hundreds of pieces. At the exact moment his facade shatters and the tears are running hot and fast down his face. Sobs shake his whole body. The loneliness of the situation hits him full force. He was alone, it seemed like everyone had someone and he had no one. He was sitting on the nasty bathroom floor when the countdown started. 10…..9…..8…..fuck this year……6……5……4…….3……2……At that moment the door flew open and there stood Kirishima. Scrubbing his hands down his face he tried to wipe away the tears before Kiri would see them. Kirishima rushes forward cupping his face. Confused Bakugo goes to ask him what the hell is he doing but he is cut off by a pair of lips pressing against his. Mind blanking he kisses back with everything in his soul. Trying to pour every emotion into the kiss. The confusion, the hurt, the want. As they part to catch their breath, Kirishima whispers, “Happy New Year’s Katsuki.” A grin spreads across his without his permission. Well maybe he was wrong again, maybe this year won’t suck as much as he thought. 

[legthief]

ok i’m being serious now. please consider the warriot cats hypmic au.

the chuoku story can actually remain nearly identical because former kittypet otome works directly in line with the hypmic story. just a thought for you.

mcd and tdd are both rogue cat groups, and the different clans (divisions) don’t get recreated until otome splits up the massive population of stray cats into multiple clans for easier control.

buster bros - they were rogues taken in by the clan equivalent of ikebukuro after ichiro took jiro and saburo and ran away from rei. everyone in the clan is afraid of letting three kids lead, but ichiro has been good so far

mad trigger crew - haha police deputy jyuto. no i’m kidding but law enforcement is part of what the deputy does anyway. samatoki and nemu had parents who were abusive. i was gonna say twolegs but then i remembered that tigerstar is real and cats can be bad parents in warriors. so samatoki turned to a life of crime to support himself and nemu (working for a big rogue cat gang that is organized like the yakuza. they have these in warriors). rio was a warrior whose clan fell apart when otome took over and he lost his leader so he is trying to get him back or something. their clan is kind of silly it functions similarly to a rogue cat gang. did you know the cats can be gay? samajyu can be real here

fling posse - chuoku has ramuda microchipped but beyond that i have no idea how ramuda translates into this. i will figure out because i always find a way. gentaro is still stealing his brother’s identity (his brother isn’t in a coma but he got captured like graystripe). otome left dice at her old home when he was a baby

matenrou - i am so tired i should go to bed. jakurai’s hitman backstory works here, actually. he also had medicine cat training before becoming clan leader. hifumi and doppo grew up together in the same clan.

bad ass temple - i’m almost done. i’m almost done. so you know starclan? kuko is like a spiritual leader of whatever religion that is. mass cat hallucination religion. jyushi is a former kittypet who got bullied and hitoya stood up for him and so jyushi is now training to be a warrior under hitoya’s guidance

dotsuitare hompo - nobody knows sasara’s backstory. he and rosho met one day and traveled around as a duo from clan to clan until rosho couldn’t take it anymore and quit. rei is kind of just here i’m sleepy and i don’t know what to say for him

ok now i’m done. expect more catposting tomorrow when i am not delirious

[pyonpyonpyon]

@mddlbro replied to your post “✿ ( jiro and bro ramuda / jiro and mom musuu ) 😊”:

ramu: magically appears One time a guy threaten me because I stole his gf. jiro, disturbed from his sleep: WTF RAMUDA?!

​ramuda vc: yeah right?? as if I'd steal someone else's gf smh either he mistook me for someone or he just thought they were dating and I dunno what's worse

jiro vc: IT'S LIKE 2 AM WHY ARE YOU HERE

also, about the custom cosplay and sneaker stuff- aww, look at ramu wanting to spoil little bro jiro! 🥹🥹 (jiro would be too clueless to get it and would probably return them the next time he sees ramu. ji's voice: “bruh, those are way too cool to forget at your friend’s house!”)

LMAO ramuda would definitely play dumb like "huh??? I'd never leave my stuff at someone else's place did you think your stuff was mine?? silly ji-chan~!!" the shoes end up back under jiro's bed. somehow

aww, musuu ❤️‍ jiro would try to recommend anime he thinks his mom would enjoy. “i think u'll like this one, mom! it’s about science!” goofy kid smiling as Doctor Stone intro playing in the background.

JIRO SWEETIE... musuu's so touched over the recommendations she'll definitely do her best to enjoy it! plus whatever else jiro likes for himself lbr she wants to Know

let’s be real, jiro definitely needs a tutor- anything but saburo’s degrading style. having his mom tutor him would be a godsend! he’d really appreciate her gentle approach instead of...*ashamed face* having his lil bro tutor him

Musuu would be so nice about it too. everyone starts somewhere and as long as Jiro's doing his best to learn she's proud of him! She might even teach him some math shortcuts or easy ways to remember science terms. whatever she can do to help her son do his best at school!

[xexiar]

Keep Watching. 41

Ch40 Ao3

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Chapter 41

Once we changed our shoes, the idiots started talking about what they all did after the sports festival. “So, what did you do afterward, Bakugo?”

“None of your business.” They shook their heads and kept walking. The rest of the walk they went about chatting about random things. It was so annoying. So, as they talked away, I thought again about getting Deku a gift. Even though it was pointless, and I shouldn’t even be thinking about him. Not like anything I do would ever be right.

“Bro, what’s with the face?” I looked over to raccoon eyes before looking away.

“It’s nothing.”

That’s when shitty hair draped his arm over my shoulder. This was becoming a different kind of annoying. I started to figure out he might be doing this as a way to keep me trapped in whatever situation I didn’t want a part of. I was just about to say something when I watched as dunce face pitched shitty hair’s hand. Which got shitty hair off me. “Ow. What was that for, Kaminari?”

“Bakugo made that same face he had earlier today and yesterday when you were on top of him?” Uh?

“Oh, come on.” Shitty hair lightly punched my shoulder. “It’s not that bad. Right, Bakugo?”

I took a step away from the group. “I don’t like being touched.”

“Oh shit!” I looked over at shitty hair. “Didn’t mean it, bro. Sorry about that.” I just shrugged my shoulders and went back to walking. When we got to the burger joint, dunce face insisted that the spicy chicken sandwich was mile compared to deluxe burgers. So, I decided to try the burger, along with onion rings and lime soda. “Are you guys ready for internships?”

“I guess.” We all looked over to raccoon eyes. “At least it’ll be something to replace the dance classes I was banned from?”

“Why did you get banned?”

“I don’t know, Kirishima.” She took one of shitty hair fries before trying to steal from my onion rings. I slapped her hand away. “Mean. But anyway…” Raccoon eyes then went about how the dance teacher kept complaining how she constantly using her quirk during class. And some of the other girls would pick on her for being pink and having horns. “It’s not like I could help any of it.”

“Fuck them.” The idiots all looked at me. I took another spit of my soda. It somehow was pissing me off how much pinky got picked on for something so stupid. Which reminds me of my own faults. I not only joined in bullying Deku for something out of his control. I’m a complete hypocrite with how horrible I felt whenever I did so. But what was I supposed to do? Not like I could have done anything. It was either that or be seen as a weakling for helping a quirkless nobody. Nothing I do will be enough.

“Yo! Bakugo!” I blinked a few times before I realized someone had their hand on my left shoulder. When I looked, it was dunce face.

“What the fuck do you want?”

“You’re shaking. Are you good, bro?”

I pulled away from him and started making my way out of the booth. “Fuck off.”

“Wait.” I looked back to raccoon eyes. “At least finish eating.” That’s when I saw the pitiful looks on their faces. It sent me on edge, and I just wanted to get away. “I shouldn’t have said anything about my drama.”

I sat back down and handed her an onion ring. She just took a bite of it while it was still in my hands. That’s when I had an idea. “Maybe my old hag wouldn’t mind a new challenger when she plays her dancing games.” They all had this weird look on their face. But I ignored them as I took a bite of my burger, which needed more hot sauce. Thankfully, I had extra packets from lunch. “She’s always complaining that I don’t let her win.”

They all started to laugh before going back to eating. That’s when all our phones went off. It was dunce face who pulled out his phone and set it on the table. “Looks like Sero and Jiro posted pics to the group chat.” Then, the other two pulled out their phones.

“Man, I wish we knew they were heading to a buffet. Look at the size of those plates.”

“We should ask them what buffet so we could go next time.”

“Hell yeah. But why does Midoriya look like the only oddball?” That’s when I looked over at the 3.

“Yeah. He looks so lost and the only one not smiling.”

“Tell me about it. Almost like a lost puppy.”

I took out my phone and went to the group chat. It’s there I saw the two photos. They were at different angles, obviously, and my shoulders just dropped. This is my fault. Deku has never done anything like this before. It’s all my fault. I recognize those eyes. It’s the same eyes he had at lunchtime when people avoided him. The look of him trying to find a way to escape after getting food and drinks dumped on him. The look he gave me when we locked eyes before he ran out of the lunchroom crying.

It was becoming hard to breathe as my shoulders felt heavier. But I quickly started to get angry when I could see that icyhot and round face was literally next to Deku. It was pissing me off how easily they could be talking with him, yet they weren’t. At that, anyone could easily turn and speak with Deku. But here he was, being completely ignored and lost. So, lost that he was looking for an escape. And that’s all my fault.

“Bakugo!” I looked over to raccoon eyes. “You’re shaking again.”

“So, what.”

I watched as shitty hair got up, allowing raccoon eyes to get out of the booth. She then went about forcing me more into the booth as she made her way to sit next to me. “You don’t gotta say anything. But you’re not leaving.”

“Why the fuck not?”

She shoved an onion ring in my mouth. “Because you didn’t finish eating.” I looked back at my half-eaten burger before shoving her shoulder. After that, shitty hair gave her food, and we all ate in silence. Which was slightly weird to have the idiots quiet and this close to me. Yet, somehow, it was also a strange comfort. But it’s when we started making our way to the station did raccoon eyes opened her big mouth. “We should make a group chat just with us in it.”

“Hell yeah!”

“Why?” They all looked at me.

“Well, Bakugo.” Raccoon eyes lightly elbow me before standing in front of me. “If it’s just us, we could chat just about anything. It’ll also be easier to set up hangouts and such.”

“Yeah, bro.” Shitty hair hugged my shoulders before quickly backing off.

I sucked my teeth. “Whatever.” With that said, raccoon eyes set up the group chat. “Why the hell would you call it “ The Last Braincell ,” dunce face?” Instead, he just laughed as he ran ahead. That’s when I suddenly got a private message from raccoon eyes. Something about she’s there if I ever wanted to talk. So, I texted back. “I’ll be fine.”

“I promise I won’t make fun of you.” I just looked over her as I placed my phone in my pocket. We then went back to walking to the station, which was when we finally caught up with the rest of the class. I instantly visually searched for the nerd. To my relief and annoyance, he was chatting with icyhot.

On the train ride home, I was surprised that raccoon eyes was on the train with us. “What the hell do you want?”

“There’s something I wanted to ask. I didn’t want to say it in front of the others or through text.” She looked over to Deku before looking back at me. “Do you mind if I asked the both of you?”

“Depends on the question.”

“It’s nothing personal to you two. But it’s personal to me.”

“Fine.” Once the train got to our stop, we all stepped out. I quickly grabbed Deku by his book bag before he got away. “Spill it, raccoon eyes.”

“Can we stand out of the way first?” We then followed her to a wall that nobody else was standing by. And for the first time, I watched as this very bubbly girl started to hug herself. Which was making her look small as she stared downwards. “You two can easily say no, but is it ok if I ask a small favor?”

That’s when Deku somehow managed to get out of my hold and straighten himself. “What’s the matter, Ashido?”

I watched as tears started to slide down her face before she let herself go. She then went about doing that thing she did during lunch when we first spoke. She allowed her acid quirk to drop from one hand to another. “I don’t really have that much control of my quirk sometimes. It’s worse when I’m either super excited or not paying attention to what I’m doing.” She then looked up at Deku before looking over at me. “Since your quirk is kind of similar, do you have any advice?” She then looked back at Deku. “And is it possible that you could share your notes about me?”

Deku quickly pulled out his notebook and phone. “I could send you pictures of my notes. But there are a few things I really don’t understand. Do you think it’ll be ok if I ask you questions? And maybe we could figure this out together.”

She pulled out her phone, and Deku pointed out his number in the class group chat. “Thank you. It would be a great help. And I don’t mind since it’s helping both of us.”

“How are you sure our quirks are similar?”

That’s when I watched her hug herself again before looking up at me. “Based on the few times Midoriya mumbled about you during training,” I looked at the nerd who was fidgeting. “I was able to catch something about your quirk that has something to do with sweat. That’s where my quirk is similar. It’s not exactly sweat, but it does get another level of difficulty when I am overheated. For the longest, I thought my quirk was more emotional. But…” She then stared at her feet again. “It kind of started to change starting two years ago.”

From the corner of my eye, I noticed that Deku taking notes on his phone. Damn nerd. “Well,” Raccoon eyes looked up at me. “Maybe the old hag might be able to give some advice on stuff.”

“Why do you think so, Kacchan?”

I just shoved Deku’s face away as I kept looking at raccoon eyes. “She’s a girl. It could easily be a girl thing.”

That’s when raccoon eyes blinked and seemed confused. “Why would it be a girl thing?”

“Uh?” We both looked at Deku. “Kacchan’s mom’s quirk is glycine. Which I don’t think is that similar to your quirk, Ashido. If anything,” Deku then smiled up at me. I had to fight the urge to slap him. He needs to stop doing that. “Wouldn’t it make more sense if she spoke with uncle?” At that, I finally pinched his cheek.

“You fucking idiot!”

…

After Ashido got back on the train, I looked over to Kacchan. I’m still shocked by how he agreed to help. But at the same time, I couldn’t help but smile. That was until I felt something heavy on my shoulders. “ There he goes again, helping anyone but you. ” That giggling voice was annoying. So, I tried to ignore it as we walked out of the station.

We were walking through the park before Kacchan dragged me behind some trees. He then pinned me against a tree and covered my mouth. What was going on? At that, I couldn’t help but notice the way he kept looking past me. Why was that? And we just stood there for what felt like minutes until he finally let me go. As he looked around the tree, is when I could see his shoulders rise and fall. What was going on with Kacchan? Especially if he seems to be looking out for something. “Kacchan?”

That’s when he finally looked at me. He then started to poke my forehead really hard. “You fucking idiot! How dare you!” He then pushed me back.

“What did I even do?”

Kacchan quickly grabbed my right elbow and pulled my arm up as he pointed at it. “You fucking moron!” He let go of my arm and grabbed me by the collar. “Were you planning to pull that same shit for every fucking fight! How dare you!” He then pushed me back so hard that I fell on my butt. I watched as Kacchan punched a tree while letting out an explosion. He held such a painful expression when he looked back at me. “How the fuck were you going to continue fighting after icyhot?” Kacchan then kicked my leg. “Damn idiot!” He kept kicking my legs.

I did try to crawl away, but it was no use. “I’m sorry. I just thought if I could get Todoroki to see how it was his quirk and not his dad’s, I would be helping him.” Kacchan stepped on my ankle. I wished I could shield my face, but it was still a struggle to move my arms.

Looking at Kacchan, he still had this painful expression mixed with anger. I even noted the tears that were trying to make themselves known. But when he screamed at me, his quirk kept going off. This is all my fault. He’s mad and hurt, and it’s all my fault. “That icyhot bastard went all-out fighting you! But that asshole practically gave me the win! That is not how any of this is supposed to go!” He then picked me up by the collar and brought my face a mere inch away from his. I could smell the hot sauce on his breath with how close I was. “When you two dumbasses get better control of your quirks, I want a fucking rematch. Got that?” He shoved me back a bit.

“Kacchan—”

“Shut up! I want a proper fucking rematch!”

That’s when the tears finally slide down his face. Oh no. I felt my chest tighten as I watched the tears fall. But that’s when I caught on to what he was asking. So, I straightened myself up and took a deep breath before standing closer to him. “I promise. I promise I’ll give Kacchan a proper rematch.”

After Kacchan helped me put back on my book bag, we started walking again. As we did so, it was silent between us. That was until we got to the corner between our homes. “Nerd.” I watched as his shoulders once again rose and fell. Even the way he seemed to kick a nonexistent rock was somewhat odd. “What was troll doll’s quirk like?”

“Uh?” Kacchan faced me but still looked away.

“You heard me.” It took me a moment to put together what he had asked.

“Oh! Shinso.” Kacchan looked back at me for a moment before looking away again. “It was nothing like what Ojiro told me. He had stated how everything went black, and the next thing he knew, he had made it to the top 20. But when I was under Shinso’s mind control, I was very much aware of my surroundings. At that… How would I explain this next part? I’m not even too sure myself.” I stepped closer to Kacchan. “It was like a fog. I could barely see and understand my surroundings, but I had no control of my body. Almost like something had a hold of me, and my body moved on its own. I guess, maybe like a puppet but without strings.”

“So, what got you out of his control?” It was strange to have Kacchan ask me this. I wonder why he wanted to know.

“Kacchan?” He looked at me, which is when I realized how close I was to him. Any closer and out shoes would be touching. That’s when my face started to burn up. But instead of quickly stepping back, I stood where I was. I even noticed a pink shade started to spread across Kacchan’s cheeks. It was cute. “Why are you asking me this?”

Kacchan took two steps back. “Well, idiot, what if I had to face him? It would make sense to know what his quirk is like in case I get caught by it.”

I stepped back. “That makes sense.” I started to smile. “Of course, Kacchan would like to know all about any future opponents. I’m so stupid to not realize on my own.” That’s when Kacchan folded his arms and started to tap his foot. Which usually meant he was annoyed about something. “What did I do now?”

“Tell me how you escaped mind freak’s stupid quirk.”

“Oh, yeah.” I looked at my sneakers as I tried to remember how I got out of Shinso’s quirk. I then recalled all the glowing yes and shadow-like figures I saw. Even though when I tried explaining it to All Might, he didn’t have many answers for me. Instead, he made things more confusing. And when I looked back at Kacchan, there was something that started to make me mad.

Here I was, answering Kacchan and trying to help him out. But he would easily help someone else that wasn’t me. The same person who screamed at me for making friends and then got his own friends. Why should I even help him after everything he’s done to me?

And the longer I stared at Kacchan, the more the answer kept hitting me in my face. What he did to me wasn’t his fault. It’s everybody else’s fault. Everyone else made Kacchan hate me. Kacchan hates me because I was a quirkless nobody. But I have a quirk now. So, doesn’t that change things? I have been given a chance to be a hero the way everyone wants one to be. This quirk has given me the blessing to continue following Kacchan. At that thought, I couldn’t stop smiling.

“Nerd!”

“I don’t know exactly how I got out, but I do recall being extremely desperate. Maybe that had something to do with it. Or probably there’s a time limit to his quirk.” Kacchan walked up to me and pinched my cheek. “Ow!”

“You suck at lying. There’s something you’re not telling me.”

“Kacchan.” He let go of my cheek. “I just don’t know how to explain it, but I’m not lying.”

He then folded his arms. “You activated your quirk.” I then watched as that pink shade came back. “You’re a fucking moron.” With that, he finally started walking home. I wonder why Kacchan’s face went pink? Especially since it made him look very cute. Which reminds me, I’m going to have to find a way to write in my journal. It was already a hassle to make quick notes on my phone when Ashido was talking to us.

[hypmic-writings]

jealous buster bros headcanons pretty please! also, i love your writing please stay safe and healthy!

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Pairing: Ichiro Yamada x reader; Jiro Yamada x reader; Saburo Yamada x reader

Genre: Fluff

Warnings: None

A/N: This was cute, I love some good (healthy) jealously headcanons, they’re always fun to write! Honestly all three of the buster bros would be adorable when they’re jealous imo! Enjoy~

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Ichiro Yamada

Ichiro rarely feels jealous in your relationship, but that’s mainly because he trusts you completely

I can imagine him not really minding if you have guy friends or if you want to go out with your friends without him

he does not however, trust other people so wholeheartedly

most of the time his jealousy arises from some insecurities that other people might take you away from him because he’s had to deal with a lot of abandonment issues in the past

and he usually only gets jealous when someone is explicitly trying to flirt with you to get you to go with them

so whenever someone’s flirting with you when you’re out at a bar or even just casually chatting you up, Ichiro has his guard up

he doesn’t really like to intervene because he knows you can take care of yourself, but he’ll do so if the other person is starting to get too forward with you

he’ll just magically appear at your side and step in front of you to block you from the person

Ichiro would make it a point to say that he’s your boyfriend and he’s either going to sling an arm around your shoulder or wrap it around your waist to keep you close

he doesn’t care about admitting his jealousy, because he’s mainly doing it to keep you safe or away from overly-touchy people

“Awww, babe are you getting jealous?”

“Of course I am! If that asshole thinks he can just touch you and get away with it, I’m gonna beat him up.”

when Ichiro starts to get a little jealous that you’re not spending enough time with him, he’s not going to be subtle about it

he’s going to confront you with many date ideas or just flop himself on top of you and demand that you spend the day with him

whenever you see him get jealous, just give him the time of day with lots of kisses and hugs and reassurances that he’s the only one for you

because Ichiro hates the way jealously makes him feel and he never likes it, but sometimes he can’t help wanting to pull you back to his side and away from other people trying to steal you away

Jiro Yamada

Jiro has a bad tendency to get jealous quite easily and it’s something that both of you have had many conversations about

since you’re both still in high school, there are plenty of times when other classmates with flirt with you just to try and rile Jiro up

and it works every single time

sometimes it’s cute and harmless teasing, if someone gives you a Valentine’s Day gift or jokingly asks you to a dance knowing you’re going with Jiro (even if you deny them)

but other times it’s led to fights if the other classmate doesn’t know where to draw the line

Jiro sees you as someone that he’s always wanted to be with, and he genuinely believes his feelings for you are real

so any time someone tries to swoop in and take you away, it makes him incredibly frustrated and he refuses to take it lying down

it can be difficult when Jiro’s jealously gets the better of him, but it’s never directed at you, always at someone or something else

this can still put a lot of pressure on the relationship though, and if you show frustration with his jealousy, Jiro will try to work harder to control it

damn those teenage hormones

Jiro also gets jealous if you spend more time with your friends than you do with him, or if he feels left out

he’s a little embarrassed to admit it to you straight away though, so he’ll do it in a sort of roundabout way

by asking you to join him for lunch on the rooftop or asking you to wear his extra soccer jersey on game days

anything he can do to spend more time with you and feel like he’s being close to you will quell his jealousy

whenever you see him starting to get jealous, it’s always a good idea to give him a kiss on the cheek and remind him that he’s your boyfriend and that you chose him

he absolutely loves it when you say things like that because in a round-about way, it’s like you’re confessing to him all over again

and all of the jealousy gets zapped right out of his body when he remembers that he already has you and doesn’t need to feel that way

Saburo Yamada

when Saburo gets jealous, it’s a quiet, annoyed kind of jealousy that can last for quite a long time

he’s not going to explode or get into fights, but rather he’s going to sulk and give the silent treatment and the stink eye

he knows that he’s not the most outgoing or athletic person, so it annoys him when other people try to impress you with those traits

he also gets jealous when you get excited about his hobbies with other people because he worries that he’s not good enough for you

he doesn’t have the most friends either, so if you have a lot of other people you hang out with, he’s going to get jealous and frustrated that you like spending time with them instead of him

again, he’ll never say any of this out loud though, instead just leaving you on read and shrugging when you ask him what’s wrong

Saburo’s still very young so he has lots of time to work on his communication skills, but for now, it takes you forever to coax the truth out of him because he’s incredibly stubborn

and when he finally admits that he’s jealous, he does so in a huff with red cheeks as he looks in every direction except yours

it’s quite cute, actually, and you have no problems reassuring Saburo that you’re dating him because you really like him and that he has no reason to be jealous

it’ll take a while to calm him down from being jealous and you’ll definitely have to stroke his ego for a bit, but it eventually works in the end 

after those kinds of conversations, Saburo will walk around with his head held a little bit higher and I can absolutely imagine him making snarky comments to any of the people that made him jealous

and they’re just confused because they were just talking to you?? they weren’t even doing anything or saying anything flirty??

for the following few days, he might be a little more clingy (passively of course because he would never admit it)

“I guess we can hang out at your house...it’s annoying but I’ll bring us food so we can eat together as well”

he makes everything sound like a chore because he’s trying to play it cool but in actuality he’s just so excited and happy that he gets to spend more time with you

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

[hypnomicimagines]

Hello! I was wondering if I could request headcanons with Buster Bros + Kuko and Sasara with a s/o that likes holding their face to her chest? And enjoys them using her chest as a pillow or something like that?

If not, that's okay! Have a wonderful day! <3

-Crown anon

(it's not explicitly sexual but like idk it wouldn't feel right writing Jiro or Saburo into this situation at their age)

Harai Kuko: 

Kuko would absolutely love it. Your chest has built-in pillows so you better believe Kuko’s inviting himself to that slumber party long before you can usher him in close, as long as he knows you’re comfortable with it he’ll dive in anytime. It’s not a total perversion type of thing but he gets comfort from simply being close to you, and often times he wrapped his arms around you like a koala who refused to let you go until he had his fill.

Nurude Sasara: 

Sasara thinks if there’s any hill he’d love to die on it’s the ‘your chest is the ultimate pillow and the only way I can sleep peacefully’ hill. You know he’s just being dramatic as is his comedic way of talking about issues in a nonconfrontational manner but Sasara loved to be close to you, and the fact you clearly wanted him just as close was a dream come true. He doesn’t think there’s anywhere quite as heavenly as being pulled into your chest but he keeps the experience to himself, just in case other guys come along and try to steal you away.

Yamada Ichiro: 

Ichiro always got embarrassed but such a direct show of affection but it’s not like he disliked it, being able to hear the sound of your heartbeat was quite soothing in his opinion. It was just the surprise attacks on him where you suddenly shoved his face in his chest that got him flustered. He needed to mentally prepare to be that close to your chest if he expected to leave the cuddling with his dignity in tact but it’s endearing how much you wanted to hold him so he never found it in him to complain.

[iisuya-simps]

Hello! May I please request headcanons with the buster bros (+Samatoki? If that’s okay!) with an S/O who is into anime + idol (rhythm) games? Thank you! Hope you’re having a good day/night 💙

A/N: *Rubs hands together* Buckle up yall, this is a long one. I may have had too much fun writing this... :p lol enjoy~

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Ichiro Yamada

Ichiro first saw you at a manga cafe rocking some merch from your favorite game franchise and had to go over and talk to you

he also found out that you're into anime too

he may try and quiz you to test how into games/anime you are

his eyes light up and his heart pounds but he plays it cool

after a long interrogation conversation, he asked if you would meet him back at the cafe next week

he lent you the latest issue of a light novel that you never got around to reading

now he would have an excuse to see you again

a few months later one of your favorite animes was being played in the theatre once so you both went on a date to see it

if its a sappy rom-com he will 100% deny that he cried and brush it off as an eyelash caught in his eye

but he totally did

to be fair you did too

though he may prefer light novels over anime most times

he will totally sit down at watch the new season of an anime you two enjoy together

prepare for a brain malfunction if you tell him you're into cosplaying

"oh yeah I cosplayed them a year ago"

"y-you wouldn't happen to have any pictures, w-would you?"👀"

*cue nosebleed*

"That's it, I've found my soulmate" he says he's kidding but actually means it

ANYWAY

him being a weeb

Ichiro is also well versed in rhythm games

he will tell you if your waifu/husbando is trash or not

you both have your own little superstitions and rituals you do before gacha pulls

you might use a certain finger to click the screen because that's the lucky one

Ichiro turns the volume up and closes his eyes before clicking

"What no way!! CLICK MY SCREEN! YOU'RE LUCKY TODAY!"

"AHHH thank you y/n! Look at them! They're so cute!"

you both marvel over the cute characters

he is totally impressed by the songs you can do on pro/master

"NO WAY A FULL COMBO?!?!! You're amazing!" 😍

he will totally challenge you to see who can get a better score

but you always win

he did come close a few times

but gets flustered and flubs it up at the end when you're watching over this shoulder

he finds it cute when you're humming along to the songs while DESTROYING the beat map

Bonus+

*you unbox a package left on the doorstep to find a scanty cosplay* "Ichiro, what is this?!?" "What? I thought you would look cute in it" ;p "I'm not dressing up as your favorite idol!" "wh- babe why not?!" :"( "ok maybe..."

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Jiro Yamada

Like Ichiro, Jiro is a big nerd too

you two met in a soccer match of all places

you were taking a break during halftime when you quoted a line from some weird obscure anime

"No way you watch ___ too? I thought I was the only one!"

you haven't seen each other before because you're on different teams from rivalling schools

after the game he gives you his number then the rest is history

you two end up messaging each other all night talking about other animes and games you enjoy

he likes sports animes along with action and adventure

you also found out he plays rhythm games too

after a while, he'll invite you over to the Yamada household and show you his collection of light novels and games

"There's more where this came from, my big bro is a bigger nerd than I am."

you'll sit down on his bed and show each other your cards and play a few songs

"Jiro why is your tap sound louder than the music!?!?"

"I need to hear the beats or I'll fail the stage!!"

He might challenge you to see who can get a higher score

you both play on hard

but you're pretty evenly matched

"Haha! That's a point for me, y/n!"

"No fair! I don't know that song very well..."

If you don't have the best gacha luck Jiro will cry with you during your loss

he's not much better...

"NOOOO I PULLED THE WORST ONE"

and because of that, this boy spends all of his allowance on gacha...

"Jiro, don't tell me you actually bought a gacha pass..."

"I SPENT ALL OF MY GEMS TRYING TO GET THEM SO I HAD TO!"

"JIRO!!!"

"Y/N PLEASE, I NEEDED THEM!!" (╥_╥)

Bonus+

"Here Jiro I got you this." He excitedly opens the package. "No way! A ___ Figure??!" "They're your favorite right?" "YESS" He sets the figure down and bear hugs you. "Thank you y/n, I'll treasure this forever!"

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Saburo Yamada

Saburo picked up anime from his brothers

they would all watch action animes together as kids

until Saburo started a fight with Jiro and they tried to one punch each other out of existence

"HEY GUYS CUT IT OUT YOU'RE NOT FRIKKIN SAITAMA"

ahem. moving on...

Saburo is a nerd too

but he may be a bit more casual (in his own way)

he spotted you playing a rhythm game in the corner of the hall during lunch break

"Is that _____? I play ______"

"Oh really? Whos your favorite?"

"What? you like them?!? You have no taste..."

"W-what?! Shut up! their cards always have good stats!"

"But look how pretty this one is!"

you two quickly become friends and meet up every lunch and discuss things like your methods to preserve gems

Saburo likes making charts and spreadsheets to predict what event will be next and what characters are featured

"Haha! look y/n I totally called it!"

He likes collecting cards and comparing the stats

cause that's fun too I guess :/

He must assemble the best possible unit

I can see you two having competitions to see who can get the best score

or who can rank higher in an event

Saburo is very good at analyzing the beat map at first glance

he will also point out patterns he sees to try and help you understand the rhythms

he usually plays on hard and pro

while you do pretty well on normal or hard

he likes a good action/fantasy anime

but he likes sci-fi too

maybe even mystery

he was nervous asking you over to his place to watch anime

because you suggested a slice of life rom-com

does this mean he makes a move or you just watch it together and that's it O_o

Bonus+

"Yes! New high score! Y/n, did you see that?" You giggle. Good job Saburo. You lean over to kiss his cheek then see the smoke coming out of his ears. "Y-y/n!" *blush blush* "Hehe, you're so cute when you're nerding out.

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Samatoki Aohitsugi

Rio invited Samatoki out to a neat cafe because they offered cool exotic blends

When they walked in Samatoki was intrigued spotting your crazy colored hair and tattoos from the corner of his eye

which was weird cause that's not his type

or maybe it was

After ordering the coffee and sitting down Rio noticed that he was distracted

"I see you staring, why don't you go over and talk to her?"

"I wasn't staring! But there's just something about her..."

you were sitting in the corner of the cafe reading manga when he approached you a few minutes later

"uh hey, I like your tattoos"

"Oh thanks! Do you watch___ too?"

*casual panic* "Oh yeah totally, what are you reading?"

You knew he was faking it but continued anyway

"Eh, what's the difference?" 😮 "The difference is--"

He didn't know much about what you were saying but he loved watching you talk about something you were obviously passionate for

through an hour or so of conversation, you realized you both had more in common than you thought

he asked if you would like to do something like this again and gave you his number

You were happy to explain plots of random animes and games to him

Samatoki may not get the appeal but he likes seeing you happy

You go on a few dates and make your relationship official

he's absolutely fascinated by you and your nerdiness

"BABE!!!" "What is it?! Are you ok!?" "I JUST GOT A SSR CARD OF (insert favorite character here)"

Tch, *rolls his eyes. "That's good, right?" "LOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE!"

he may get a little jealous watching you fawn over you your fav

"Hmmph, why would you want a fictional character when you have a real man right here?"

*author sobs* :")

you let him try a song on normal difficulty

but it is still hard for him

"What the hell! Why are these notes coming at me so fast?!"

He doesn't pick up any manga or light novels

but he likes watching anime with you though

preferably a good action and or adventure one

he may become more interested when the female lead shows up on screen

hey, eyes up here buddy >:(

he won't say it but he secretly likes romcoms

maybe cause Nemu used to watch them growing up

I can see him getting so invested he'll yell at the characters

"Are you stupid?? She's trying to confess to you! Moron..." he huffs

(he does this with cooking shows too)

Bonus+

"Samatoki come on! The next episode of ___ is airing! You rush into the bedroom. "Hey, have you seen my pho-" "Shut up, I'm trying- to win." You laugh hysterically at him stealing your phone to get a full combo. "You got this babe, I believe in you!"

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Thank you for reading!

[luminous-shifting-vibes]

actual fucking quotes from the shiftblr coffeehouse discord server

out of context of course, what do you take me for? a sane person?

"they made lightning mcqueen hot"

"inch resting"

"Nix: Cars (2006) several people are typing..."

"im evaporating"

"enjoy precipitation"

"tow mater is more attractive than lightning mcqueen/hj"

"lightning mcqueen looks like he would call me a slur"

"why did I come back to a discussion regarding the attractiveness of vehicles"

"lark is the braincell of shiftblr tbh"

"you all need some grass in your life"

"me over here simping for block men and now literal cars"

"didn't nick wilde commit fraud canonically"

"i have no strong opinions on whether or not nick wilde is attractive"

"I AM AROMANTIC AND I AM NOT IMMUNE TO NICK WILDE"

"I am bisexual and I. Am not into Nick Wilde based on a simple fact he looks like he will drink all my pepsi and call me names"

"What is shiftbkr but not a bunch of simps"

"cries in Bianca Monroe"

"listen i have a folder called gayass

it is mostly pictures of kyoka jiro and virgil sanders"

"Nick Wilde x Reader where he steals your car 📷 carjacker to lovers AU 📷"

"he says "mama i like to step on keyboard""

"MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND I HAD TO TELL HER I WAS LOOKING AT LIGHTING MC QUEEN HUMAN FANART"

"crab walks away"

""Y/N..." Nick whispered into your ear. "Your car...is a Honda Civic, right?" You looked up at Nick with a baffled expression. "Nick, my beloved? Whatever are you talking about?" "Just asking..." He said as he let you out of his embrace. "Hey, wanna see a magic trick, babe?" Your eyes sparkled. "Really, Nick? Of course!" Nick smiled. "Ok, close your eyes!" You giggled and closed your eyes, waiting for Nick to tell you to open up. Instead, you heard the loud rumble of a car starting up, and you open your eyes. Nick has stolen your car, and he has driven off into the sunset..."

"did y'all know his name used to be canonically Montgomery--he changed it to lightning mcqueen to get rid of his past"

"That is my exit number"

"cars trauma arc"

"wait do y'all know about car jesus" "as if jesus wasn't a ford focus in the bible"

"oh yall do not want to know about the trauma in my cars dr lmao"

"Dewit tau style babey make Lightning McQueen outlive everyone and stalk their reincarnations"

"Do they baptize other cars in like gasoline then"

"there is a pope car in the cars universe which means car jesus died for cars sins"

"NOT THE BOOMER MEMES"

"-lays facedown on the floor while caramelldansen plays-"

"like im serious how many of you guys endorse me falling face down on my floor" (NOT THE SAME PERSON AS PREVIOUS QUOTE)

"I will be Tall and no one can stop me"

"is a soft floor?"

"stop I thought faceplant meant like a succulent in the shape of a face instead of falling onto your noggin for a solid 10 seconds"

"Touch some grass??? What about eating grass"

"what if for every employee of the month i just printed out really horrible boomer memes"

"what ab smoking grass /j"

"Can the grassdirt smoothie be a special in the cafe"

"PLEASE IM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR REWRITINH THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE WHIKE SPEEDRUNINT MINECRAFT"

"you have to get good dirt from like the middle of a pennsylvanian forest for it to taste good though"

"I ate a four leaf clover as a kid cause i thought it would make me lucky"

"guys how do i see the mee6 leaderboard"

"I used to think i was half dragon and I ate plants out of sidewalk cracks"

"i think i punched someone"

"my parents told me to stop doing that so I looked at them and ate a flower"

"I ate grass when I was 9 bc I read warrior cats and thought I was a medicine cat ....................."

"bees are just spicy flies"

"I had a mental breakdown when I was three cause I didn’t know how to turn off a phone"

"My mom drank a bee once"

"when I was a baby I kinned ink sans."

"bro who here find the yellow hat man from curious george fine as heck 📷📷📷"

"mY LUNGSSSSSS"

"no one topping Him"

"I like em big"

"I think Moto Moto has no game like move over hunky boy I could beat you 1v1 Roblox Arsenal 📷📷📷"

"If you didnt have a crush on springtrap, jeff the killer, or Underfell/Gaster/Error sans don't talk to me /j"

"LOOK THEY'RE BOTH DILFS WITH ABS THAT WOULD FIGHT GOD"

"ZORO IS BANNED"

"Guys please help I found my old fnaf fanart from when I was 8 I'm in literal tears"

"OH NO BOT MY FIFTH GRADE HAMILTON PHASE"

"The worst attraction ive ever had has to be Sombra Overwatch"

"My family is like "save all ur art so I can sell it when you're famous" I literally could not sell this if I tried"

"screaming puppet"

"I just remembered Ive drawn overwatch/hamilton crossover fanart"

"my hermit crabs ate each other again"

"we're cannibals ????"

"having me here is a curse you have inflicted on yourselves and I for one am glad for it <3" "scitters around like a crab in anticipation"

"CARB DAY"

"WE NEED TO HAVE A WATCH OARTY"

"hey y'all ill be right back i have to throw away a crab carcass"

"if I watch cars I'm going to start laughing in the middle of it nonstop just because the word cars is funny and also cars are funny like how do you move silly little metal box with rubber circles"

"Lark asleep post catboy pitbul"

"Mwista Wowldwide! Nya!" "hermit crab 2: electric boogaloo"

"Is that why your name is chaos"

"manifest the crab power!!"

"cool dex fact: i can't read 📷"

"sighs adds to worship these entities list"

"with a knife <3"

"yeah and if he betrays me I could probably throw him across the atlantic ocean"

"give me his eyes"

"my good citizen i am a- wait no im nonbinary nvm"

"it worked on a fish idk what to tell you"

"what is gender??? Is that a board game?? If so can I be apples to apples that one's my favorite"

"CHUTES AND LADDERS"

"anyways actually my gender is Candyland"

"Oh god romes the destroyer of friendships/j"

"i am a simple gay i see math i run in the opposite direction survival instincts 101"

"math my beloathed"

"algebra makes me want to rip open a bag of swedish fish and swallow them whole"

"cackles in they're au characters and this will be very fun"

"pog !!!! me too ksajgks one of my drs is a sanders sides au"

"Is that bipper"

"tumblr sexyman"

"Good because he’ll fuck u up if u hurt a child"

"I want a wing-suit"

"looks like a bean would poison someone"

"my hermit crabs are cannibals what can i say"

"sonic the hedgehog kinnie"

"get yourself a man who is capable of the most ungodly actions but won't do them because of their morality owo"

"tell him he can steal my wallet"

"eyes"

"idk about y'all but I need blueberry sweet tea to live"

"y'know the red souls from soul eater i really want to eat those"

"but like only respectable crimes like stealing from elon musk"

"You can go cultbashing with he!"

"He acts like a flamboyant gay man, but if a flamboyant gay man was straight."

"Simp Satan 📷"

"definitely arson"

"They look like they enjoy lemon squares and other lemon desserts"

"Satan is all-powerful but he spends most of his time building honeymoon locations because he is convinced that the protag loves him"

"bc shes the reincarnation of his dead wife or something i guess"

annd here's a quote from our very own dream (@shiftingwastaken) that sums this post up:

"shiftblr but context makes it worse"

[nanbaka-82]

You should tell me all your hypmic crack theories

Oh. my. GOD

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IVE BEEN WAITING?!

OKAY OKAY FIRST OFF CROSS DIVISION ACTIVITY THIS IS MORE SCENARIO THAN HC OOPS

- Dice wanders into ‘Bukuro accidentally (He was on a gamble spree at night, went drunk, took the wrong trains, ain’t got shit for money to get back to Shibuya), he tried calling Ramu and Gents but they decided to “After a lot of very very very important talking with Gentaro! Your gamble punishment is to spend a day with no money in ’Bukuro! Okay have fun byeee~”

- So yeah our piece of shit was basically cockblocked for a while

- After a few hours of groaning on the streets, he walks into one of these do it yourself lunch stops

- I’m not exactly sure what they’re called but they’re like a simple restaurant where you get whatever food and drink combo you want from the stalls then pay later

- Anyway this man found a wallet in the park and took literally a few bills, not enough to hurt anyone and not enough for him to thrive (stealing is fucking bad don’t ever take this advice EVER)

- He was so hungry he instantly hit the first place with food which of course happened to be the restaurant thing I talked about

- Dice goes in and realizes he can get a small meal and drink, the meals have a line by them and he WONT wait his stomach is eating itself goddamnit

- So he jumps to the what looks like it’s semi empty drinks stop

- But apparently it’s out of order for shortage of cups as the staff get them from the storage, there were even two particular ravenette and red-head standing by and waiting

- But, Dice gave zero shits

- Man literally goes to the cola machines, puts his mouth over two taps, and fucking opens the drinks full power

- The cola went out his nose he can’t fucking stop the taps if he takes his mouth off he’ll make a mess and his brain cell can’t think of what to do he can’t breath HELP HIM

- When Dice thinks he’s kissing life goodbye someone suddenly turns off the taps before someone else grabs him and slaps his back multiple times as a gesture to (try) and assist him

- Advice: Don’t ever do that that only leaves the person‘s back in tatters

- 5 mins later Dice breathes again, two people are laughing their asses off, and the place’s manager is furious

- “Dude what the FUCK was THAT BWAHAHAHA”

- Laughs Kuko as Dice gets scolded by a few staff members

- “I TOLD YA! No wonder Ramuda chose HIM“

- Replies Ichiro, wiping some cola off while laughing along

- Anyway, 2 minutes tops and all three are kicked out.

- “Sorry guys I really—Oh shit! You’re Ichiro Yamada and Kuko Harai!”

- Dice’s mind is in knots

- But he’s quickly brought back to reality with Kuko’s laugh and Ichiro’s chuckle

- After clearing things up, Dice explained he was in ‘Bukuro cus his ass was broke

- Kuko and Ichiro would offer him a ride home, but he’d say he wants to spend the rest of the day in this city

- QUEUE FUCKIN ALMOST 20 YEAR OLDS CHAOS

- They will hit all the snack shacks (due to Dice’s pleas)

- They’re laughing, having so much fun

- “Then Gentaro kicked me out”

- “BRO IF JIRO DID THAT I WOULD TOO NO OFFENSE”

- “Ichi—WHY WOULD JIRO BRING A BAT HOME”

- Any way Kuko accidentally gave Dice a half hour lesson on not stealing

- And Ichiro joins in with the “If you ever do return it later” till Kuko scolds them both

- They’ve had so many slushies oh fuck they’re gonna piss themselves

- They head to Ichi’s for the night, sleep over time bitch, it’s this homeless man’s lucky fucking day

- Jiro and Saburo howl when they first see Dice walk through the fucking door

- “Dontcha sweat it! He has good taste in slushies!”

- Says Kuko slinging his arm on Dice who is just taken back by this adorable little family (insert Arisugawa angst)

- Any way they hole up in Ichiro’s room and play Mario Karts, eat chips, and talk about stupid shit till they pass out on the floor

- WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY IS

- SUPPORT ICHIRO KUKO AND DICE BRO TIME

- DICE IS THE CLOSEST TO THEIR AGE AFTER JYUSHI I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

- Sorry I got carried away I love this too much

[akkivee]

i saw a suggestion that the alt outfits signify a timeskip and became possessed lmao

[woomy-in-pain]

Hypmic First Impressions

Sorry I'm late to the party, I heard we were talking about rap and Idols so now I'm here to simp. Also, it's my first time about Hypmic so don't take seriously what my dumb ass is writing, I just clearly wrote the first thing which came in my no thoughts-head empty mind www

Ikebukuro Division: Buster Bros

I have no idea who they really are but I stan them cuz HHHH HETEROCHROMIA

Yamada Ichiro

He looooow-key looks like a shonen protagonist

He thinks he's cool and mature while the only things he does is being arrogant

Only has one braincell and everyone has enough of him god SHUT UP

But for some reason I still imagine him being a flirt and a low-key popular one

He reminded me at first of Ace Trappola from Twst and I have no idea why.

A dork. And he has two (2) ahoges so ofc he's twice dumber

I not so low-key wanna sit on his lap and call him sexy o///o

Yamada Jiro

No offense but I kinda want to punch his face-

Pretty popular among both girls and boys, he got a whole fanclub all around

He's the bitchy one that thinks he's better than anyone. Would let you take a selfie with him before telling you he's too good for you haha thank you next

But he still has some braincells so he knows when to stop

He's a jock who plays basketball or something, fight me on this

His hair looks rlly cool tbh

Yamada Saburo

*GAAAASP*

A BABY

HE CUTE

IDK PROTECC HIM ????

His hair looks all mofu mofu hhhhhhh

This apart, I honestly think he's an actual demon inside

Mock him for his cute baby face and he's already planning 7 different ways to murder you

Knows how to kick your ass and isn't afraid to show you how

Yokohama Division: Mad Trigger Crew

They kinda make me think to TRIGGER from iDOLISH7 and no, it's not because of the name.

Aohitsugi Samatoki

He's hot and I can feel a good part of the Fandom simping for him am I wrong

I understand why ngl

He looks ready to murder you with his dead stare

BUT !! Do not fear my child !!!

He has the ．☆．。．:*･°𝕚𝕕𝕚𝕠𝕥 𝕙𝕒𝕚𝕣°･*:．。．☆．

Sweet honey, there's even two of them ????

I'm sure he looks all intimadating cuz otherwise nobody would take him seriously

But is he a bigger dork than Ichiro ??? That is the question.

Aruma Juto

?????????????

Is that Lucifer and Sebastian's child ???

He iridiates mafioso vibes so much, I won't trust him with my life

He almost looks too strict for me to imagine him being in a rap battle

Didn't want to spoil myself but it seems that group has something to do with Yakuzas and shit

So now I'm nothing but w h e e z i n g about imagining Yakuzas settling accounts with rap battles

But it's also kinda hot too aight o///o

I'm sure that guy must secretly have some bdsm kink, idk I just feel it

Busujima Manson Rio

I don't know who you are but I'm already in love with you, just telling

Seriously ur so hot ughhhhh

I *do* get some Kentin vibes from My Candy Love and I'm totally gonna ignore that

He's a sweetheart <3

But he can still kick ur ass and burry you in ur shits.

Even if I ask him to bite me like he does with that medal, he won't do it cuz he's too pure and a good boi

Please protecc him

Shibuya Division: Fling Posse

It looks so colorful and pop, those guy will fight you with the power of moe and cute emojis before crushing you with their bare hands.

Amemura Ramuda

:o !!!

YOU'RE SO CUTE OMGGG

Seriously, I stan his aesthetics and his color scheme

He is Minaduki Rui's long lost twin, except he is the one who has inherited all the cute pop, colorful, cheerful genes

His smile can save the world, trust me on this one

I !!! Want !!! To !!! Caress !!! His !!! Hair !!!

He is a ball of sunshine

Surprisingly v smart ? Don't underestimate him or he'll beat you to death with the most beautiful smile ever <3

Yumeno Gentaro

Ohhhh it's the guy Saito Soma voices

He has a pretty face owo

When I look at his outfit, I absolutely can't imagine him rapping tbh

I'm sure he's actually a huge dramaqueen with an unique sense of beauty coming from the depths of space idk

He's not like the other girls so he chose a v old phone as his mic and he looks RAVISHING with it

Arisugawa Dice

He looks like some sort of gangsta

But like, a STYLISH gangsta

He makes the radio he's holding look so light when I know it would crush my shoulder :')

He's the cool one

He looks like the hot-blooded type who'd start fights as soon as you say he looks like shit

Lemme steal your coat sir-

His hair rlly looks soft… o///o but not as much as Ramuda's gomen

Shinjuku Division: Matenrō

I feel like this is the overly cheated group everyone looks up to and wants to beat up. Maybe some sort of veterans ???

Jinguji Jakurai

Those silky long hair !!!! :ooo

You look v fine sir

He has a mafia boss vibe

The type to always be quiet and deep in his thoughts. He's a mystery for everyone.

Have existential and philosophical questionings

"Why must this world be full of pain and suffuring ?" "I wish a world where everyone could be happy"… or something.

He honestly looks too soft for me to be evil, idk

Izanami Hifumi

Ohhhhhh

He's hot :o

I'm sure he's a womanizer tho

I mean, he's winking and holding a rose, if it isn't the weapons of a womanizer then I'm out

He's sooo flashy, he has fans at every corners

Might be super popular and a womanizer, he doesn't have any intentions of breaking your heart or being a douchebag cuz he's c l e a n

I really like him tbh and I want to burry my face in his hair

Kannonzaka Doppo

Is that Saeran Choi from another dimension ????

Excuse me sir, I think you should go see a therapist

He emanates so much anxiety and self-loath I can't help but feel the need to hug him and protect him

Poor guy must have a rough life, huh

I'm waiting for the day he'll snap and kill everyone

I feel like he would have some sort of sadomasochistic side ???

Nobody wants to be with him but the contrary works too

[hypnosisyan]

ichiro yamada ✰ yandere headcanons

requested by — @theknightssecrets

tw / stalking

if you happened to be ichiro’s darling, you’re in luck! he’s one of the most caring yanderes out of the cast and is gentle too… as gentle as a yandere can get.

however, everyone’s resident big brother is unfortunately very clingy. he won’t abduct you and keep you in his home because he already has to take care of his siblings, but that doesn’t mean that he won’t track you down, hacking into your phone to see who you’re texting and talking to…

his brothers notice his strange behavior over time. it’s obvious that their dear ichinii is in love! while they’re skeptical of you at first, it doesn’t take much for jiro and saburo to warm up to you, welcoming their new neesan/niisan.

ichiro knows his behavior is wrong. he’s watched enough anime to know whats gotten into him! yet… it feels so right to know that you get home safe every night, watching you in the shadows like some sort of protector.

the world is dangerous… ichiro doesn’t want you getting hurt! he has a reason to lurk in these shadows, watching your every move, making sure that nothing ever happens to you. and he especially does not want you anywhere near a certain snow haired male and his crew.

other than being an obsessive stalker, he’s actually a very sweet boy! he’s easy to fluster, and you get to see a softer, less mature version of him. ichiro never had time to grow up, afterall, but some part of you made him feel his age.

he’s sweet. very sweet, very affectionate. you’re a familiar face to the yamadas now, often dropping by their house to spend time with ichiro.

the two of you probably meet at a bookstore, reaching for the last manga on the shelf. it’s cliché, really. like a shoujo manga, and ichiro had always dreamed of having a shoujo manga-like teenage romance. only if his teen years weren’t robbed by delinquency and growing up too fast…

ichiro isn’t going to let this chance slip away. you’re adorable, he thinks, with your red cheeks and wide eyes once you recognize him. ichiro yamada, former member of the dirty dawg and current leader of ikebukuro’s buster bros. and here you are in a bookstore touching hands because you reach for the same manga copy…

“ah, you like this one, too? it’s a classic!” he grins at you and you feel your heart skip a beat. no way, and now he’s talking to you!

“u-um… yeah! it’s a favorite of mine… i read it online before, but i wanted to get a physical copy,” you explain, and soon ichiro and you converse for hours. he takes you out for coffee and walks you home. he’s sweet, you think.

you both exchange numbers and you spend all night talking to him. though little do you know, the closer you two get, he breaks more boundaries. from stalking you, constantly following you in the shadows to acquiring your personal information through hacking. who knows, one day he’ll break into your home and steal some of your possessions, maybe something like your clothing…

but ichiro wouldn’t do that? he’s too sweet… or, that’s what you think.

n’s notes — hi! i’m so sorry you had to wait so long for this. i’m actually kinda…? proud of this, so i hope you like it. thank you for waiting!

[mc-doppomine]

30 Days of Hypmic Challenge

Day 4: Favorite Buster Bros!!! Member

Ichiro Yamada! I can blame him for being the entire reason I fell into this hole to begin with! I will also fight for Ichiro’s honor while treating him with all the love that he totally deserves. I’m a little sad that he isn’t as well-liked as I thought he would be. I mean he sold me by being a geek and weeb that ain’t afraid to be like a show or novel made him cry like a bitch! I like that! It’s just because he’s the poster boy, isn’t it?

Either way, I personally like Ichiro because I think he’s pretty admirable. He is well-loved and respected person in his community. He does right by his family. He runs a fairly successful business for as young as he is. He holds his own against guys that have experience on him and never deterred by the odds against him. Like? God, where do you get the will to do all that, son? 

And as a rapper, he’s pretty good. I easily would put him as the strongest of his team but I say give it after this DRB to see where that shakes out. I like his solos and his raps are probably the second most learned I have of all the guys. What I find interesting is that for the most part...Ichiro doesn’t actually attack his enemies personally. Like yes, that is a major way to go at someone in a rap battle but it isn’t the only way and Ichiro opts not to take it more often than not. What I mean is that a lot of the rappers will attack things about their opponents, their jobs, their temperaments and their past if they had knowledge about it. Ichiro mainly opts to make sweeping statements such as not being a match against him and talking about his own skill. Samatoki is probably the exception to that (and let’s face it, Samatoki is the exception to almost anything with Ichiro) but even then Ichiro does show a bit of this graciousness. I think because despite the battles, it is still a sort of respect for the music and the game. Like how you bow to your opponents before and after matches in martial arts. 

I personally find him a bit sad too even if I’m sure it’ll never be explored why he is by the series. But Ichiro is pretty hyper-independent in that he doesn’t take help from anyone. Not from his old crew mates. Not from his own family. I did an analysis on this so I’ll try to be brief on it. However, Ichiro has no one to lean on and he’s quite frankly afraid to. Anyone he has leaned on has left him and to him it just means he can only rely on himself. And yes, he does have his brothers but he knows they’re still younger than him and that HE is their supporter and provider, not the other way around.

And I think it shows better in the drama tracks and game that Ichiro is basically his brothers’ parental figure. He is in charge of their discipline and the one from which they base their morality on. He is the mediator of their fights although he’d rather they’d just get along. And I initially thought Ichiro was at Jiro and Saburo’s level, like to see him as not much different from them. But no. Ichiro’s set hard no’s even to his brothers such as denying Saburo to come on a job so that he could focus on school or being firm with ‘no, this is what I said we’re doing and I’m not negotiating it.’ And he doesn’t really answer with ‘because I said so,’ he’s usually pretty reasonable and doesn’t look down on them. 

There’s so many reasons Ichiro could have hardened. We’ve seen what he was like when he was a bit more harsh in TDD but I love who Ichiro is now. Because he’s just so warm. Y’all I can’t even play ARB but when looking around scenes, I can’t tell you how S O F T I felt about the Yamada brothers making a meal with you. There was just such a warmth and kindness to him that was sympathetic to who you were and willing to open his home to you. What the hell man, this is a gacha game, not P.5 with you stealing hearts now. 

I just...I just have so little doubt in Ichiro loving with all his heart. And yes, he’s been hurt and it makes him wary but never impossible. He extends his hand in help and in comfort to anyone. And he’s always willing to try again and love again. And it’s such a fierce thing. Not just with Jiro and Saburo but he did have that with TDD and NB before he was hurt. It kind of sucks that it gets dismissed as childish or idealist. Sure, Ichiro doesn’t have a plan for how to change things but I’ve met all these other fuckers, they have as much of an idea as he does and just as unplanned as him too. I have no idea why Ichiro gets singled out for that kind of stuff. But I really hope that they don’t change that about him.