#jimmy sprinkles tag

[wyrmthrice]

yayyyy celibacy

[sunonyoreface]

Sunonyoreface Complete Masterlist

Hi there! Thanks for taking the time to read my work! I’ll update this list from time to time, however it might be a little outdated. Some of these stories are quite old, but I thought I would still link them here because I like to see how far I’ve come as a writer.

Simon Riley

One cot: One Shot

https://at.tumblr.com/sunonyoreface/he-knows-simon-ghost-riley-pt1/apyh4v558lea

He Knows: Ongoing (short pause to catch up on school)

Pt 1:

https://at.tumblr.com/sunonyoreface/he-knows-simon-ghost-riley-pt1/acbakysobbi1

Pt 2:

https://at.tumblr.com/sunonyoreface/he-knows-simon-ghost-riley-pt-2/0zii65im5wb5

Pt 3:

https://at.tumblr.com/sunonyoreface/he-knows-simon-ghost-riley-pt-3/01g855wtqncg

Pt 4:

https://at.tumblr.com/sunonyoreface/he-knows-simon-ghost-riley-pt-5/5l0te54wyz9e

Pt 5:

https://at.tumblr.com/sunonyoreface/he-knows-simon-ghost-riley-pt-5/x4x77sa7y020

Pt 6:

https://at.tumblr.com/sunonyoreface/he-knows-simon-ghost-riley-pt-6/ihub6bnz7k0x

Pt 7:

https://at.tumblr.com/sunonyoreface/he-knows-simon-ghost-riley-pt-8/q6wbbd8u17yr

Pt 8:

https://at.tumblr.com/sunonyoreface/he-knows-simon-ghost-riley-pt-8/nzkmyxliq3mg

Pt 9:

https://at.tumblr.com/sunonyoreface/he-knows-simon-ghost-riley-pt-9/3r592jukxvcr

Pt 10:

https://at.tumblr.com/sunonyoreface/he-knows-simon-ghost-riley-pt-10/a981kubohvep

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Pt 25: (last part?)

Jimmy Keene 

Routine Examinations: On Pause

Pt 1:

https://at.tumblr.com/sunonyoreface/routine-examinations-pt2-jimmy-keene-black/vfixsjm97wc7

Pt 2:

https://at.tumblr.com/sunonyoreface/routine-examinations-pt2-jimmy-keene-black/vwgwyu10byto

Pt 3:

https://at.tumblr.com/sunonyoreface/routine-examinations-pt3-jimmy-keene-black/kesyzt2xfis8

Pt 4:

https://at.tumblr.com/sunonyoreface/routine-examinations-pt5-jimmy-keene-black/fgbmog3v4ktb

Pt 5:

https://at.tumblr.com/sunonyoreface/routine-examinations-pt5-jimmy-keene-black/m3nzftzdug1l

Pt 6:

Deleted. I felt it was wrong writing about a real serial killer. Sorry if it leaves a few holes in the plot.

Pt 7:

https://at.tumblr.com/sunonyoreface/routine-examinations-pt7-jimmy-keene-black/by0nu4l46icf

Frank Castle

A week At the Cabin (can be read individually) Completed

Pt 1:

https://at.tumblr.com/sunonyoreface/frank-castle-a-week-at-the-cabin-pt-1/h84dpwzx7c4a

Pt 2:

https://at.tumblr.com/sunonyoreface/frank-castle-a-week-at-the-cabin-pt-2-cold/ha74ehl83tdk

Anton Chigurh 

Anton Chigurh (never named this series because it was meant to be a one shot) Completed

Pt 1:

https://at.tumblr.com/sunonyoreface/anton-chigurh-imagine/4yjpvkpxht1e

Pt 2:

https://at.tumblr.com/sunonyoreface/anton-chigurh-imagine-pt-2/1ij7imw7lyrr

Pt 3:

https://www.tumblr.com/sunonyoreface/677772790317891584/anton-chigurh-imagine-pt3?source=share

Pt 4:

https://www.tumblr.com/sunonyoreface/678500466506743808/anton-chigurh-imagine-pt-4?source=share

Pt 5:

https://at.tumblr.com/sunonyoreface/tw-implied-violence-anton-whose-house-is/ioenm4shth53

Pt 6:

https://at.tumblr.com/sunonyoreface/hello-this-ones-a-long-one-tw-violence-in-the/quz202meqbzt

Pt 7:

https://at.tumblr.com/sunonyoreface/anton-chigurh-imagine-pt-7/2iaqqc9bq0t4

Pt 8:

https://at.tumblr.com/sunonyoreface/anton-chigurh-imagine-pt-8/2nskjawrw7r4

Pt 9:

https://at.tumblr.com/sunonyoreface/anton-chigurh-imagine-pt-9/h3gwpeaynw3u

Pt 10:

https://at.tumblr.com/sunonyoreface/anton-chigurh-imagine-pt-10/9es5tc1d6jmg

Pt 11:

https://at.tumblr.com/sunonyoreface/tw-use-of-a-shaving-razor-we-stay-in-the-hotel/godpsf8xt1cn

Pt 12:

https://at.tumblr.com/sunonyoreface/anton-chigurh-pt-12/sjyfityi4sk6

Pt 13:

https://at.tumblr.com/sunonyoreface/anton-chigurh-imagine-pt-13/oift2uvtfvai

Pt 14:

https://at.tumblr.com/sunonyoreface/anton-chigurh-imagine-pt-14/4q3439w9c3vh

Geralt of Rivia

Forest Nymph - Discontinued

Pt 1:

https://at.tumblr.com/sunonyoreface/forest-nymph-geralt-of-rivia-pt-1-hi-this-is-my/uyemvqruo6h4

Pt 2:

https://at.tumblr.com/sunonyoreface/forest-nymph-geralt-of-rivia-pt2/ksqxrghf1un1

Pt 3:

https://at.tumblr.com/sunonyoreface/forest-nymph-geralt-of-rivia-pt3-hello-thank/s7ko6042rgzi

Pt 4:

https://at.tumblr.com/sunonyoreface/forest-nymph-geralt-of-rivia-pt4/a0avzvk8jqmv

Pt 5:

https://www.tumblr.com/sunonyoreface/614885191476969472/forest-nymph-geralt-of-rivia-pt5?source=share

[delilahcalicocat]

♡~Always Here~♡

{Rating: Is there a circus in town? Cause Holy f*cking sh!t that's alot of fluff!}

{Warnings: Fem!Reader, Falling Asleep on FaceTime, Reader wearing Cody's nightmare factory Hoodie, Crying, Panic}

{Trigger warning: Animal Death}

{Pairing: Cody Rhodes x Fem!reader}

~Summary: Cody was busy on the road, and Y/N was on leave to take care of her sick cat, and she finds herself wanting Cody to be there with her..~

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[Y/N's POV:]

Cody was out on the road, I was back home because C/N (Cat Name) had fallen ill a few weeks ago, and he wasn't doing so good...

C/N was in his pet bed, napping as he would usually be doing at 11:00pm. I went to wake him up for his medicine, I tapped C/N gently to find him not awakening...

No.. this couldn't be happening- C/N....didn't... die... did he?

I kept tapping the cat, he didn't wake up at all. I panicked heavily..

I FaceTimed Cody, a sobby mess..

"What's Wrong Starlight? What happened back home?" He asked me

"C-C/N is... D-Dead... Cody!" I sobbed out

"Oh... Starlight, I'm sorry.." He spoke

"Can.. I borrow your hoodie for the night?" I asked Cody

"Of course starlight" He Said

I had already put the poor kitten in a temporary coffin until y'know we could have him... cremated ⚱.

So I grabbed his hoodie and put it on, I laid down and kept speaking with Cody.

"So what happened with Finn and JD?" I asked

"So, Finn was cracking jokes to everyone backstage. And JD was drinking a water because he just fought in a match, so Finn made the joke, and JD spat water all over himself" He said

"Haha, that's so funny Codes. So like anything else happen while you were backstage?" I spoke

"Roman Cracked a Smile after Jimmy made a funny picture in his head, and Seth was a cackly mess at the end of the night too" he said

Wow, Cody made me so happy.. I had a contagious smile as right after i smiled he smiled, we kept on talking, we talked for over 2 hours, I found myself on almost the third hour.. Falling asleep, I eventually fell asleep.. and Cody Noticed it.

"Haha, talk to you later Starlight.. hope you have a good night of sleep" He smiled and then hung up

I dropped my phone straight on my chest. I think that's how he realized I was out cold, that or it was my light light snoring

[Dream]

I ran around a sugary, Candy like world.. it was pastel colors and candy everywhere, I wandered into a Licorice forest. It was raspberry flavored licorice, I ran through the forest until I ran into a giant lollipop. The beaches were ice cream and caramel syrup, which seemed weird to me, but okay- I walked onto the Sprinkle Covered Ice Cream Sand. It was softer than I thought..

[Y/N's POV:]

I woke up at like 8:30am, a little later than usual, but it was a Friday so It couldn't hurt to get a little extra sleep, but I woke up to Cody coming in the house...

I'm so happy he's back home now...

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Tag list: {comment if you'd like to be added}

[serenelystrange]

Summary:

“You know,” Chim says, “honey, take the trash out. Honey, don’t forget little Jimmy has soccer practice Tuesday. Honey, we’re out of milk. Honey-Do.” “We are actually out of milk,” Eddie says dryly, shrugging when Buck just gives him an incredulous look. Ravi squints at the two of them suspiciously. “I genuinely can’t tell if you two are just really committed to fucking with me or not.”

In which Buck insists the friends can have benefits other than sex, and everyone but Eddie is just so done with him.

Teen And Up Audiences

No Archive Warnings Apply

Characters: Ravi Panikkar, Henrietta "Hen" Wilson, Howie "Chimney" Han

Additional Tags: Idiots in Love, Evan "Buck" Buckley and Eddie Diaz Being Idiots, Post-Canon, Friends With Benefits. Feelings Realization, Fluff and Humor, the lightest sprinkling of angst, Getting Together, First Kiss

Words: 3,647

[thegeekproblem]

The Nanny Doctor/Rose Plot Bunny

i fucking love the nanny okay, i grew up watching reruns with my parents because they loved 90s tv shows and the nanny was super popular in my country so imagine a the nanny au with 12th and rose. here's some ideas, nothing concrete but feel free to use them and tag me so i can go and read asap

-The Twelfth Doctor is a 45-50 y/o scottish music producer with three daughters: Susan (high school), Clara (middle school) and Jenny (elementary)

-Rose is a 25ish y/o that just got out of a toxic relationship with Jimmy Stone and is struggling to find a job after her last job fucking exploded

-Rose goes to her friend's Keisha’s house to stay until she finds a job because she doesn’t want to face her mum yet after having Jackie tell her that Jimmy was a good for nothing asshole

-Mickey is Rose’s best friend. They dated in during their last year of high school but they broke up because Rose met Jimmy (who was college age). They kept being friends until Jimmy became abusive and cut Rose off from her family and friends

-Mickey is also part of a band called Bad Wolf (i think i took this from the Rose Russell T. Davis novelization is soo good) and maybe Bill is part of the band because that would be so cool

-River is the Doctor’s business partner and in love with the Doctor but she gets more character and is not a caricature like her counter part in the nanny (C.C. Babcock) maybe even gets her own romantic plot but who knows

-Nardole is the butler because why not

-Maybe Amy is a soloist singer under the Doctor's production house so we get a bit of her too (of course that means that river and amy are not related because the timing wouldn't make sense)

so rose gets a job as the nanny of the doctor's daughters and brings joy to the household once more and in the mean time the doctor falls in love with her and the kids adore rose and there's not much plot but them falling in love.

A/N: as always, you can add any and all characters from dw, it's just that there's so many i don't think of all of them sometimes. i think this fic would be a comedy fic at heart with a bit of angst sprinkled here and there to keep you on your toes.

[ao3feed-johnnylawrence]

the light off dying stars

by YumKiwiDelicious Daniel watched, trapped in a vacuum with no air, as Johnny whateverhislastnamewas dropped his hand to get back into a fighting stance. Gold was sprinkled all across the bridge of his nose and cheeks like sun-kissed freckles. “Holy shit.” || soulmate AU || Words: 3390, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Karate Kid (Movies) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Daniel LaRusso, Johnny Lawrence, Laura Lawrence, Ali Mills (Karate Kid), Bobby Brown (Karate Kid), Dutch (Karate Kid), Tommy (Karate Kid), Jimmy (Karate Kid), Lucille LaRusso, Mr. Miyagi (Karate Kid) Relationships: Daniel LaRusso/Johnny Lawrence Additional Tags: Soulmate-Identifying Marks, Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Johnny Lawrence is Bad at Feelings, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Bullying, Johnny Lawrence Needs a Hug, Training, Star Gazing, Star-crossed, Idiots in Love, Nerdiness, Accidental Bonding via https://ift.tt/v65cLzs

[deanbrainrotwritings]

nine people i'd like to know better

>>> tagged by: @artyandink 🫶🏻 ty, girly, I also love spicy food!

last song I listened to:

are we the waiting/st. jimmy by green day

currently watching:

supernatural, embarrassingly

three amigos!, lmao

wandavision, I live for my girl’s grief

currently reading:

dune by frank herbert

current obsessions:

Osiris and Saint-14’s relationship in Destiny! those two old men are the best ship of all time, to this day!!! I will die for them to be together forever! I love them so bad!

Vampire!Dean. I need him. I love him in my daydreams.

Collecting stickers, I have so many and I’m pretty sure I’ve wasted hundreds of dollars already! Help!

Destiny, the video game. That game has something addictive sprinkled into it, idk. RIP.

Baking. I love it! It’s so fun!

sweet, salty, savoury:

none of these, I love spicy, but sweet’s alright

relationship status:

single, I’m aroace

fave colour:

every shade of green, I own too much green stuff

but also pink

last thing I searched:

What can you hunt in Kansas?

No pressure tags: @kaleldobrev @wayward-dreamer @theimpalatales @zepskies

[m0on-shro0m]

Okay so like- for the fact that I can’t full on binge Last Life and Double Life from Scott’s pov because I’m very impatient with myself to watch his so I can much more read on his silly little character and perhaps get a bigger look into his Flower Husband relation with Jimmy-

If like y’all watched his pov and remember if he ever talks or sprinkles anything inside the seasons about Flower Husbands. Please DM me if you’d like or let me know in the tags/comments of what any of you Scott enjoyers would like to help me and share.

(Edit: I don’t need help anymore but I appreciate for anyone still wanted to help! I posted my entire 4 page essay(idk what to call it) about Mean Gills and if you wanna check that out that’ll be nice but either way idc thank you alots)

[blocksruinedme]

Hello it's me, with that wet paper bag blorbo

Hello, you may know me from such places as calling jimmy a wet paper bag of a man with loserboy swag. I love Jimmy so much, to an unhinged degree I can't really explain. Look at my lovely pfp by @toasted-cricket.

Perhaps you might like my ao3, which is very gay. If you don't like that, best not to follow me.

I have a blog just for my writing: @blocksruinedwriting

Is it gauche to promote my own fic? If so, why? Here's some more.

"Blame it on the Moonlight" - 1.4k of "Joel wants to kiss Etho", I'm told it's gentle and sweet and people have cried.

"Stay?" - 2.6k of God Joel thinking about if he wants to spend the night with Jimmy instead of being fwb. "Introspective character study" is kinda my main thing.

I think my tumblr's pretty cool, I tag extensively and even queue and schedule, and space out posts about the same things. It's very Jimmy/empires/traffic heavy with a sprinkling of hermitcraft.

"With Their Knife to His Throat" - 4.1k of "Grian and Joel turn Red first and wind up holding a knife to Jimmy's neck in a weird way".

Tags:

Hope this brought you some joy, jimmy fully understands it is positive, he thanked he for the complement when i bought a message on screen explaining myself. He already got it at that point.

#my writing - talking about my writing process and specific fics and stuff

#my fic - actual fic posts

#me - assorted things that are my fic but also random stuff

[sunnydaleherald]

The Sunnydale Herald Newsletter, Sunday, March 17

GILES: Uh, uh, we just need to light the candles. Also, we should continue to pretend we heard none of the disturbing sex talk. WILLOW: Check. Candles and pretense. ANYA: It's not like it'd be cheating. They're both Xander.

~~The Replacement~~

[Drabbles & Short Fiction]

Scorched by veronyxk84 (Buffy/Spike, PG-13)

On Purpose (And By Accident) by silvain (Giles/Ethan, T)

Bite Me by zombiesam (past Giles/Ethan, Giles/Spike if you squint, Explicit)

loving things by The_Eclectic_Bookworm (Giles/Jenny, T)

Scorched by VeroNyxK84 (Buffy/Spike, anthology rated R)

To Great Lengths by simmony (Buffy/Spike, collection rated R)

Tunnel Vision by simmony (Buffy/Spike, collection rated R)

Crossing Over, part 15 by Julikobold (My So-Called Life crossover, Spike, collection rated G)

0 am by Harlow Turner (Buffy/Spike, PG-13)

[Chaptered Fiction]

Waitress - Chapter 1 by BeatriceEveryTuesday (Jenny, T)

Blood - Chapter 1 by Babblefest, ConstantCommentTea (Doctor Who crossover, Angelus, M)

Let's Casually Change the Timeline - Chapter 1 by TheClowniestLivInExistence (Legends of Tomorrow crossover, Spike/Buffy, Scoobies, T)

Early One Morning, Ch. 24 by all choseny (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)

A Vampire and a Slayer Walk Into a Park... Ch. 18 by holetoledo (Buffy/Spike, Adult Only)

Afterburn, Ch. 26 by Melme1325 (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)

In Any Life, Ch. 4 by Spikelover4ever (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)

Lie to Me, Ch. 16 by In Mortal (Buffy/Spike, Adult Only)

Bizarre Double Life, Ch. 17-18 by violettathepiratequeen (Buffy/Spike, PG-13)

In Your Dreams, Ch. 2 by Geliot99 (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)

With Sprinkles, Ch. 37 by dogbertcarroll (anime crossover, Xander, FR15)

Welding a Family, Ch. 35 (COMPLETE!) by Buffyworldbuilder (Marvel crossover, Willow, FR13)

Dawn Rising, Ch. 50 by Luna (Lord of the Rings crossover, Buffy, FR15)

Back to the Light, Ch. 7 by MountainKing (Doctor Who/Torchwood crossover, Buffy, FR18)

Dusk Rising, Ch. 34 by HappyWhenItRains (Buffy/Spike, Dawn, NC-17)

To All We Guard, Ch. 9 by simmony (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)

Enemies to Ghost Hunters, Ch. 17 by ClowniestLivEver (Buffy/Spike, PG-13)

The Balance, Ch. 17 by ClowniestLivEver (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)

Triangles, Ch. 17 by ClowniestLivEver (Buffy/Spike/Lindsey, other pairings in other chapters, NC-17)

Embrace, Ch. 16-18 by Harlow Turner (Buffy/Spike, PG-13)

Tag, You're It! Ch. 17-18 by VeroNyxK84 (Buffy/Spike, PG-13)

X.X, Ch. 17 by Rea (R, body horror)

30 Ways to Say I Love You, Ch. 17 by Maxine Eden (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)

The Dreaded Lurgi, Ch. 17 by SomeKindOfADeviant (Buffy/Spike, PG)

Forever and Always? Ch. 17 by scratchmeout (Buffy/Spike, R)

Accidental Casualties, Ch. 16 by Julikobold (ensemble, PG-13, major character deaths)

Dead End, Ch. 16 by all choseny (Buffy/Spike, PG-13)

The Dawnster Drabbles, Ch. 17 by Passion4Spike (Dawn, Buffy/Spike, PG-13)

Left on Read, Ch. 16-17 by ashcrashed (Buffy/Spike, PG-13)

I love you. Ch. 17-18 by Lilacsandorangeblossoms (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)

Speed Dates, Ch. 12-15 by Alyot (Buffy/Spike, R)

Boyfrenemy, Ch. 13 by Lady Emma (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)

Out of the Wasteland, Ch. 16-18 by Harlow Turner (Buffy/Spike, R)

Bad Idea, Right? Ch. 11 by scratchmeout (Buffy/Spike, R)

We’re Having a Baby! Ch. 17 by Maxine Eden (Buffy/Spike, Adult Only)

Slowly At First, Ch. 11-12 by Gabby (Buffy/Spike, PG-13)

Bang, Ch. 15 by scratchmeout (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)

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Poster: Angel: the End of LA by angelthemanspanker (Angel, Spike, Illyria, worksafe)

angel investigations takes a field trip to jimmy buffett's margaritaville by genericaces (worksafe)

we can fix him. we had the technology. by genericaces (Connor & Gunn, worksafe)

Video: Work Bitch by genericaces (Lilah, Lindsey)

Painting: Two dummies by ghostrabbit87 (Sid, Xander, worksafe)

Meme: It's so hard being related to the Slayer when I can't share my little images with everyone by scooby-group-texts ()

Manip: Late Night Conversations by disco-tea (Buffy/Spike, PG-13)

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episodes you like and everyone [hates] from Angel? by Ahmedgorshybluth

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“Forever” ending: I loved how Buffy suddenly turns to the door. by redditwatcher11

Beneath You S7 E2 (Buffy and the Art of Story Podcast) - Lisa Lilly

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[wyrmthrice]

jimmy is sooo jerma coded <- has barely experienced jerma

[imabillyami]

A lot of people bring up the terrible Matt/Jeff rivalry for why a Jey/Jimmy story wouldn't work but the thing is the Jey/Jimmy story has a lot of elements to their story that a lot of Brother Vs Brother fueds never had. I think one important one is that it's not coming out of nowhere as much as people want to say that. They just haven't been paying attention even when Roman and Paul has spoon fed it to them. Not just that, but there's been elements to this story sprinkled through for THREE years. They have history on their side. Especially the tragedy of Jey, always choosing Jimmy and Jimmy doing this to him. It's not going to be a sound bite. We saw this shit. Second, these other brother feuds were single stars or had established a singles career. The Usos are so interwoven they share a wiki, a theme, merch, and a Twitter. They have functioned as a tag team only, so one of them getting that shine is going to produce cracks even though those matches were never about singles glory. Third, in a lot of these stories, one was clearly the favorite, more preferred brother. For a long time, that was Jimmy and now Jey but never at a Matt vs. Jeff kind of level. I mean,until broken Matt Hardy, no one cared about Matt (except maybe Edge/Lita feud, but they stopped caring real quick).Fourth, both Usos are not afraid to be emotional, especially when it comes to each other. They are going to make this shit hurt. Fifth, their BOTH excellent Mic workers with different strengths and I think those strength will fit both their roles in this story.

I agree with you on pretty much all of that, anon! This turned into another essay, but I had a lot of thoughts on this (and obsessively worked on it since you sent that ask), so please bear with me. 

People simply don’t fucking know what they’re talking about. Even mentioning these two feuds in the same breath feels like major disrespect toward everything these guys have been working on so hard for these past three years and the decade before that. 

I’ll never disregard the Hardy Boyz as a tag team, cause I loved them growing up and they did plenty of incredible things too, but The Usos are the greatest tag team of all time and I’ll stand by that. They’re the longest-tenured tag team in WWE history, with the longest tag title run under their belts, they’re family, they’re twins and they (together with Roman) have been running that main event scene for the past three years. Hell, even before The Bloodline they were the tag team that made that entire division relevant. They made it so a tag championship match was the main event of Wrestlemania. It doesn’t get bigger or better than that. 

And now that they’ve pretty much achieved everything that there is to achieve in tag team wrestling, they’re trying their hand at this whole single’s competitor/ twin vs. twin feud thing. It’s been the dream for so long and now that they finally get to do it, you can bet your ass they won’t let it be bad. This is gonna be straight fire on all cylinders 🔥

I’ll admit you could draw parallels with both Jimmy and Matt costing their brothers the title by turning on them (and in the twin’s case something a lot more meaningful than that too) and both of them doing it out of jealousy (at least that's what we suspect in Jimmy's case). That’s where the parallels end though. 

Everything else is vastly different. 

With Jey and Jimmy we had three years of deep character work, we’ve seen them as an unbreakable unit who always had each other’s backs, no questions asked (and you’re right, Jimmy was the undisputed favorite for a long time, but Jey was never anything but 100% proud of him). Yes, Jey has already established himself as a single’s competitor, but that was out of necessity when Jimmy was out with an injury. 

We’ve had three years worth of storytelling and over a decade of watching what family/brotherhood means to these guys. And not to forget they are twins. I can’t pretend to be able to even imagine that kind of bond, but from what I understand it’s so much deeper than any other kind of sibling bond.

The industry has changed a lot since that admittedly ghastly feud between Matt and Jeff and most of it is for the better. 

The Hardy feud was riddled with loads of distasteful shit that would never fly today (and thank god for that, I remember that dead dog promo and some other stuff and both Matt and Jeff have said over the years that they hated it and didn’t feel comfortable). 

It’s been stated before that The Bloodline (that includes Jimmy and Jey) have a lot more creative freedom than the other two ever did, so I expect this to be a lot more organically and from the heart and a lot more logical and tasteful. They don’t have to spin some weird ass story when the story is right there and has been right there all along. 

Another few notes that are sure as hell gonna make sure that this feud will leave us all weeping on the floor while pulling our hair out: 

Jimmy and Jey are pure fire on the mic & incredible actors. Their body language? Their facial expressions? It’s gonna HURT. 

These two are some of the best workers in the ring. These two know each other inside out, better than anyone else. So they’ll have to come up with a couple of new aces up their sleeves and I can’t wait. They’ll put on some banger matches and I can’t wait! Like Jey said in that Ariel Helwani interview, they’ve been practicing for this since their childhoods/ their wrestling matches in the living room.

Jey gave up everything for Jimmy, so the stakes are way higher. Like you said, everything Jey and gave up was for Jimmy and Jimmy only. He took Roman’s abuse, he turned on Sami, he turned on Roman only after Jimmy did it first, he challenged Roman to avenge Jimmy and protect him from a future of being shunned by their family. He didn’t want to become the Tribal Chief, he didn’t want that burden, yet for his twin he was willing to take it and carry it going forward. And yet Jimmy turned on him like all of that meant nothing. 

So yeah, even mentioning these two feuds in the same sentence should be a crime. Wherever this is going, it’s gonna be a billion times better than that terrible attempt at a feud Matt and Jeff had, that’s not a prediction, that’s a spoiler. 

[thesamoanqueen]

A lot of people bring up the terrible Matt/Jeff rivalry for why a Jey/Jimmy story wouldn't work but the thing is the Jey/Jimmy story has a lot of elements to their story that a lot of Brother Vs Brother fueds never had. I think one important one is that it's not coming out of nowhere as much as people want to say that. They just haven't been paying attention even when Roman and Paul has spoon fed it to them. Not just that, but there's been elements to this story sprinkled through for THREE years. They have history on their side. Especially the tragedy of Jey, always choosing Jimmy and Jimmy doing this to him. It's not going to be a sound bite. We saw this shit. Second, these other brother feuds were single stars or had established a singles career. The Usos are so interwoven they share a wiki, a theme, merch, and a Twitter. They have functioned as a tag team only, so one of them getting that shine is going to produce cracks even though those matches were never about singles glory. Third, in a lot of these stories, one was clearly the favorite, more preferred brother. For a long time, that was Jimmy and now Jey but never at a Matt vs. Jeff kind of level. I mean,until broken Matt Hardy, no one cared about Matt (except maybe Edge/Lita feud, but they stopped caring real quick).Fourth, both Usos are not afraid to be emotional, especially when it comes to each other. They are going to make this shit hurt. Fifth, their BOTH excellent Mic workers with different strengths and I think those strength will fit both their roles in this story.

The Usos are not the Hardys. They are no other couple of brothers in the wrestling history and this is a fundamental point thats difficult for most fans to understand because they are used to making comparisons and with this storyline you cant make comparisons with no f*** one period.

The Usos have shared everything and have always showed a level of partnership unlike anyone else. For them its normal to be one, work and present themselves as a being with two heads, but the two heads are there for everyone to see. Jey has shown it over the years, Jimmy will prove it now, they are as valid alone as they are in tag. The fear of the fans comes from many things, the biggest one I won't say because its shameless and has nothing to do directly with them, I'll say the second, third, who knows, let's say the most valid: will this breakup/separation be a bad step for one of them? No. They're beasts with mics in their hands, they're amazing in the ring on their own (plus, they've had a total of matches and singles victories for three years to scare all the singles wrestlers inside the rosters), they both know how to demand the attention of the crowd, both are equally supported by fans. There's no one that is less valuable than the other, so neither will go down with this feud. The point of this Bloodline storyline is to explain who they are, all of them, and how they're going through this journey. We know about Roman, Jey, we don't know about Jimmy because let's face it, Jimmy was always just the funny guy, the good one of the gang, the release button for Jey. What do fans know about Jimmy? nothing more than that, so I think it's necessary to understand what and where he can get too. The disappointment because Jey is the most deserving of taking away the title from Roman remains, but the reason for the choice is there, it makes sense and it's also right.

The arguments honestly make no sense, in any case and for any of the questions that people out there are asking. Anyone who was shocked, not touched, but shocked by this, clearly didn't understand anything about this storyline before and surely won't understand after because the hints were all there long before WM39, they were there since 2021, but after April Roman and even Heyman had to make them shameless, realizing that people weren't understanding anything and even when they took them by the hand, slamming the whole thing in their faces, people didn't understand, they didn't even understand the Usos who were announcing this feud. So I think the inability of the average wrestling viewer to understand obvious concepts should be addressed here, not why the Bloodline made these choices and where the Usos will go from this feud.

[dogmomwrites]

Get to Know Me!

Was tagged by @saltysupercomputer and @bookish-galaxy to share a little info about myself! Thanks for the tags!

Soft tagging @aohendo, @writingpotato07, @muddshadow, @j-1173, and @jjm-blogspot, as well as an open tag!

Relationship status: married, surprisingly!

Favorite color: dark purple and black. The dark purple like the heart of a gemstone

Three favorite foods: cheese-sauce pasta, carrots, brussel sprouts, and zucchini roasted together on a pan with a sprinkling of seasoning, and ngl I make a hella good burger

Song stuck in my head: At this moment, none. I often wake up with some song or other going around in my head though. Usually something I haven't listened to in years

Last song I listened to: The High Priestess by Judicator (current song is Voices of Doom by Mono Inc.)

Last thing I googled: Etsy, cuz I'm gonna order a Halloween shower curtain and wanted to look at some options lmao

Time: 14:57

Dream trip: to space, but I'll settle for Sweden mountains or Alaska. I just really like cold places

Anything I really want right now: time. I've been hit with the Creeping Time Syndrome(tm) pretty hard lately and it'd just be so nice to have time to escape from time

I was already tagged for this version of the Get to Know Me tag game fairly recently, and so my answers would be pretty much the same, so to keep it from being a repeat, I'll answer the questions for one of my characters! I'll do it for Jimmy!

Favorite color: Green. It's just a color he vibes with. A darker, nature green

Currently reading: the dictionary, cuz his mom keeps kicking his ass at Scrabble and he's gonna win next time...maybe. Last novel would be something like a y/a book that either his sister is making him read so they can discuss it in great detail or something he picked up to read to Avalanche as a bedtime story, like the Redwall series (by Brian Jacques) or a Poppy and Rye book (by Avi)

Last song: Jimmy likes a wide variety of songs but like me, he leans towards metal, so I'm gonna list one of his favorite songs instead. Tribute by Tenacious D

Last TV series: He has to catch Avalanche up on all the best shows, so he'd probably start her out with the original Scooby-Doo series

Last movie: Balto lmao Avalanche is obsessed with it

Sweet, savory or spicy? Savory. He would very likely have actual withdrawal symptoms--strong symptoms too--if he had to go a day without Cheetos

Currently working on: Jimmy is not a writer at this point in the story, but he does start writing a children's/ya series for Avalanche. He uses a pen name and tells no one about him being published, just says he knows the author and that's why he always gets the books early for Avalanche

[ichiigotsukii]

MUSE’S INTERNET SEARCHES : Jax

As simple as it sounds. Put what you think your muse’s last 5 internet searches were.

💫 At-home wound stiches (tutorial)

💫 Ice cream near me

💫 how long does it take to make ice cream

💫 Nakamura Takuma and The Cleaners

💫 why are sprinkles called jimmies

tagged by: @distopea tagging: @arcxnumvitae @thewolfisawake​ @bottleofbabes​ @welivetoserve​ @lunarxdaydream​ @soullphrase​ @hhemeraa​ (specifically college myles if I may, I’m so curious) and anyone else who wants to do this!

[alsjeblieft-zeg]

071 of 2024

Do you say....

by joybucket

Alright so since I seem to be the only one here whose first language is not English, I will choose the English word I use the most and put the word from my native language in brackets okay?

1. pop, soda, tonic, cola, coke? 🥤 (frisdrank) 2. couch, sofa, or davenport? 🛋️ (zetel; official Dutch word is bank, but my dialect says zetel) 3. do you call the last meal of the day dinner, supper, or lunch? (avondmaal) 4. fall or autumn? 🍁 (herfst) 5. cotton candy, candy floss, or fairy floss? (suikerspin) 6. grocery cart, shopping cart, shopping trolley, buggy, or carriage? 🛒 (karretje) 7. fireflies, lightning bugs, glowworms, firebugs, or June bugs? ✨ (vuurvliegjes) 8. sucker or lollipop? 🍭 (lolly) 9. drinking fountain or bubbler? 💦 (drinkfontein/waterhappertje) 10. milkshake or frappe? 🧋(milkshake; we don't have our own word for that) 11. roundabout, traffic circle, or rotary? (rotonde) 12. sneakers, gym shoes, tennis shoes, or trainers? 👟 (sportschoenen) 13. sprinkles, jimmies, or hundreds and thousands? 🍩 (hagelslag; but in my dialect we say muizenstrontjes, which literally means mouse poop, no kidding) 14. potluck or carry-in dinner? (potluck; again, no other word for this. I've never heard anyone use it, though) 15. popsicle or ice lolly? (ijslolly) 16. stroller, baby carriage, pushchair, or pram? (wandelwagen/kinderwagen) 17. frosting or icing? 🧁 (glazuur) 18.sub or hoagie? 🥖 (belegd broodje) 19. highway, freeway, motorway, or expressway? 🛣️ (autosnelweg) 20. do you call the end of bread the heel, end, crust, or butt? 🥖 (kontje because I'm quarter Dutch; my husband says korst - literally crust) yard sale, garage sale, tag sale, or rummage sale? (garage verkoop) garbage can, trash can, wastebasket, dustbin, or rubbish bin? 🗑️ (vuilbak in my dialect; standard word is vuilnisbak) semitruck, tractor-trailer, or 18-wheeler? (trekker) bathroom, restroom, toilet, john, or loo? (toilet) ER or A&E? 🏥 (spoedgevallen) pothole, chughole, or chuckhole? (kuil) goosebumps or duck bumps? (kippevel) faucet or spigot? 🚰 (neither; in English we'd say tap, in Dutch kraan) you guys or y'all? (jullie) French fries or chips? (frietjes; no French! We strongly believe fries are a Belgian invention ) apartment or flat? (appartement) garbage, trash, waste, or rubbish? (afval) cookie or biscuit? 🍪 (koekje) parking lot or car park? (parkeerplaats) pants, britches, slacks, or trousers? (broek) windshield or windscreen? (windscherm) booger or bogey? (neuspeuter) dude or bloke? (kerel; boy is jongen) lollygag or faff about? (never heard of these terms ) theater or cinema? (bioscoop) fringe or bangs? (pony) barrette or hairslide? (haarspeldje) bulb or bauble? (gloeilamp) chips or crisps? (aardappelchips) closet or wardrobe? (kast) crib or cot? (kinderbedje) diaper or nappy? (luier) elementary school, junior school, or primary school? (lagere school) gas or petrol? ⛽️ (benzine) hood (of a car) or bonnet? 🚘 (motorkap) license plate or number plate? (nummerplaat) mailbox or postbox? 📮 (brievenbus) oven glove or oven mitt? (ovenwant) pacifier, binky, or dummy? (fopspeen) sled or sledge? 🛷 (slee) subway or underground? 🚇 (metro) soccer or football? ⚽️ (voetbal) suspenders or braces? (bretels) takeout (food) or takeaway? (afhaal) thumbtack or drawing pin? 📌 (duimspijker/punaise) tic-tac-toe or noughts and crosses? (boter-kaas-en-eieren in Dutch, but in Belgium we say oo maal oo) trunk (of a car) or boot? 🚗 (kofferbak) turn signal (on a car) or indicator? (neither, we'd say blinker; in Dutch, richtingaanwijzer) undershirt or vest? (onderhemd) vacation or holiday? (vakantie) vest or waistcoat? (gilet) zip code or postcode? (also postcode in Dutch) zucchini or courgette? (also courgette in Dutch) oatmeal or porridge? (havermout) socks or stockings? (kousen) underwear, underpants, or panties? 🩲 (ondergoed) pudding or custard? (vla; also pudding, but vla is typically Dutch dessert) hat or cap? (muts) shirt or top? (hemd for shirt, top for top) coat, jacket, or parka? (jas) college or uni? (universiteit)