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I need to be sedated, holy fuck

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Jimmy: Whoever made that drink in the laundry room, it tasted really good.

Ryan: What drink?

Jimmy: The one that was left beside the laundry in that little plastic cup.

Colby: Did-Did you drink the laundry detergent??

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Out in the Middle: Part 4 (Rhett x Reader)

Summary: When the kids are sent out to the fields for a day, they’ll always come back with something

 The pack of kids yelled and laughed as they raced through the fields full of apple trees, blueberry and blackberry bushes, the October sun high overhead and the heavy smells of fall in the air.

“How many apples do we need again?” Amy asked Tate.

“Grandpa said to fill up thirty buckets and hell come and get’em,” Tate answered. “We’re gonna sell’em at a farmer’s market on Sunday after church.”

“Hey guys,” Joey piped in, holding a pair of fresh apples against his chest in a manner that was a little too suggestive for an eight year old. “Check out my apples.”

The palm of Tate’s hand smacked against his face while a rather disgusted “ew” came from Amy. Joey laughed and ran off to join the others while Amy and Tate began gathering as many apples as they could and tossed them into the wooden buckets.

All of them enjoyed every minute of it, picking whatever they wanted and even eating a few things right off the branches. Amy and Tate, the two oldest at nine years old, remained in charge of the others, shaking the branches to make some of the apples fall and teaching the youngest ones to twist them off and never to yank as their grandfathers would tell them time and again.

None of them could have asked for a more beautiful day out in the field. The kids hardly wanted to go indoors at all as they roamed and rolled in the fields, trying to pick out the hugest pumpkins out of the patch and sticking them in the barrels. Unfortunately the littlest ones had gotten into the berries, their mouths and cheeks stained with red and purple juice that definitely wouldn’t be coming off anytime soon.

“I can’t wait for Halloween,” Tate told Amy as they both munched on a freshly picked apple. “Grandpa said I could go as Eddie from Stranger things and that I could have a fake guitar and everything, but it still plays the music.”

“Lucky!” exclaimed Amy.

“Do you wanna go as Max?” Tate asked her. “I bet my play teacher has stuff from when we did Peter Pan that can make you float.”

Amy had been about to answer when she saw Frankie and Harvey running up to them, their mouths, hands and faces stained with red and purple juice. “I got a purple!!!” Harvey shouted. 

“Uh oh.”

“Let’s get back to the house,” Tate suggested

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“Alright, keep that end tight!” Rip called out to the others.

Herding buffalo into the pens was never an easy task, even for the most seasoned of ranchers. You, Rhett, Rip, Beth and the other hands carefully herded them all in as best you could, some of the calves beginning to bawl at having been separated from the females. 

“Shut the gates!” 

Colby, Teeter and Jimmy shut the gates to the paddock and locked it as best they could, the gates creaking and groaning as the big creatures lumbered their way towards the stables where they slept during the nights. Sunset was coming earlier and earlier these days along with the cold snaps at night and when November came, so too would the first snowfall. 

“Oh my shit,” Teeter laughed. 

“What’s up?” Jimmy asked her. 

“Them headcases came home for dinner,” she answered. 

Jimmy turned to see the whole pack of kids making their way over the hills, their clothes spattered with dirt and a few grass stains while the younger ones faces were stained with a dark colored juice. “Oh my God,” he laughed. 

It wasn’t long before everyone caught sight of them, the parents and grandparents laughing at the sight of their dirty children. 

“Ah shit,” muttered Rhett.

“Muddy kids?” you asked. 

“Brace yourself (y/n), bathtime is gonna be hell tonight,” he chuckled. 

Rhett dismounted from his horse as Harvey and Frankie came running up to him, their faces COVERED in smears of the dark juice. “What the hell did you two get into?” 

“We got a purple daddy,” Harvey chirped. 

“Ok, ok,” Rhett said, picking him right up off the ground. “You little monsters are all gettin baths tonight whether ya’ll like it or not.” 

The parents called all their children in for the night while the hands turned it in themselves, the day’s work finally finished, much to their relief. 

“Oh my God,” John laughed when he saw the pack that marched right into the house, kicking their dirty shoes off on the hard plastic shoe tray in the entryway. 

“What the hell’d they do all day?” Royal asked. 

“Out in the fields Dad, that’s all ya gotta know,” Rhett told him. 

John and Royal laughed when they saw their mud covered grandchildren marching it on upstairs to clean themselves off. “Well,” John remarked. “It’s better than what we used to do.” 

“Don’t remind me,” Royal told him. 

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All credits to: Idiot on Youtube

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Jimmy, to the bunkhouse: I love you guys. You’re the best thing that’s happened to me.

Ryan: We’re the best thing that’s ever happened to you?

Jimmy: Yes.

Colby: I’m starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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THE BALLAD OF READING GAOL by Oscar Wild / Yellowstone created by Taylor Sheridan

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Jimmy: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Colby: You’re a hazard to society.

Ryan: And a coward. Do twenty.

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Colby: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Jimmy: They do.

Colby: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

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Jimmy: I’m not gonna lie, Rip, I’m kind of scared of your wife.

Rip: Oh, Beth? Beth wouldn’t hurt a fly.

Jimmy: Okay, that’s reassuring-

Rip: She would kill a man, though.

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Rip: And of course Beth was there, looking at me with her beautiful blue eyes…

Jimmy: Wait, why is he talking about Beth?

Colby: I’m not sure. I asked him about the weather and now we’re here.

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Jimmy: Guess what I’m about to get!

Rip: On my nerves?

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Out in the Middle: Part 5 (Rhett x Reader)

Summary: Sometimes the grown ups can be just as feral as their kids

Kayce awoke early, just as the sun was peeking over the hills, groggy and heavy headed, barely noticing the whimpers coming from the cot at the end of the bed. 

“Kace?” Monica mumbled. 

“Don’t worry, I’ve got’er,” he yawned. 

Kayce raked his fingers through his messy hair and picked Jemma up into his arms, her cries quieting down as her father held her and her mother woke. 

“Ya’ll sure you wanna get up?” he asked her. 

“If I don’t I’ll sleep the whole day,” Monica answered sleepily. “Here, I’ll take her, you guys have work to do.” 

Kayce pressed a kiss to her lips before Monica took Jemma from him. “Don’t forget, rodeo’s this week.”

“I won’t,” Monica told him. 

Kayce disappeared to grab a shower and a change of clothes. Once he was ready, he headed to the bull pasture where Rhett and Rip were already waiting. 

“Fuckin little shitheads,” Rip muttered. 

“What now?” Kayce asked him. 

“Neighborhood punks have been sneakin around,” Rhett answered. “Cut a big hole in that end of the fence tryin to let the bulls out.” 

Kayce made his way over with his cousin and brother-in-law and sure enough, there it was. The hole was big enough for Colby, Jimmy and Teeter to crawl through all at once, the barbed wires of the fence cut up as though something had ripped at it with its teeth. 

“You’ve gotta be fuckin shitting me!” Kayce exclaimed. 

“Nope.” 

“We ain’t shittin you Kayce.” 

Kayce felt his blood boiling. He knew exactly which neighborhood punks had done it too, the little shit-headed teenagers who came from rich city dwelling natives who had no idea what a hard day’s work meant to them or to other people. The Duttons and the Abbotts had their fair share of struggles over the years trying to build lives for themselves and their families. Kayce had remembered the days when he, his brothers and Beth had to pull their own weight just for the place to survive. 

“Alright,” he said. “Alright.....I think it’s time we take a trip down to the bunkhouse.”

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“Yer fuckin kidding,” Teeter remarked as she stared at the photos on Kayce’s phone.

“Nope,” Kayce said. 

“And I just fuckin fixed it tha other day,”  Teeter spat. 

Jimmy poked his head over her shoulder, wide eyed at the sight of the giant hole in the fence. “Those little shitheads!” he exclaimed. 

“Oh I’m gonna fuckin kill’em,” Colby said.

Rhett bit his lip as Lloyd and Wes entered the room, the still silence and the clunk of their boots bringing an unsettling feeling into the room. 

“The fuck is that?” Lloyd questioned as Teeter showed him the pictures. 

“Callin card from them neighborhood shitheads,” she answered. 

Lloyd laughed a little bit, shaking his head. “Fuckin townies,” he chuckled darkly. 

“Think it’s time we took matters into our own hands?” Avery asked. 

“Better before it gets any worse,” Lloyd answered, turning the last remains of the coffee pot on the counter into the Yeti he carried. “If any of ya’ll nitwits have any bright ideas, put’em in the suggestion box.” 

Rhett and Wes looked at each other as a brilliant germ of a thought bloomed in their heads and the evil grins that played with their faces. “Ya’ll thinkin what I’m thinkin?” he asked Wes. 

“If it’s what I think it is,” Wes chuckled. “You’ve got my easy vote.” 

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They waited until nightfall to put the plan into action, continuing with the day’s work, shuffling the kids off to bed and and locking the cows, horses and the buffalo up in the barns and stables for the night. The moon was getting fuller with all the stars dotting that blue black expanse.......perfect for them to see. 

“See anything yet?” Wes asked Rhett. 

“Not a fuckin thing,” Rhett answered, peering through the binoculars. 

“That’s weird,” Wes remarked. “Figured they’d be out by now.” 

“Who knows,” Rhett said. “I’d say check in with the girls, but they probably haven’t seen anything either.” 

Their heads shot up when they heard rustling in the bushes along with a trail of hissing whispers. Out of the woodline emerged the culprits, a handful of teenage boys and girls who were probably the dumbest looking bunch anybody had ever seen. Rhett and Wes were plenty familiar with their types, the sons and daughters of rich, New York City natives who had probably never spent a single day out in the sticks and who had never known a hard day’s work. 

“Alright,” Wes said to Rhett. “It’s go-time.” 

Rhett cackled under his breath before Wes let out the loudest war yell he had ever heard, signaling to the others to move in from their positions and take’em down. 

The kids were terrified when they heard the yell from out of nowhere and saw the rush of men and women coming from all directions, their faces painted black and green, all of them in hunters’ camo and carrying baseball bats, ropes and whatever else they saw fit in their hands.

The gang of teenagers scrambled in the other direction but skidded to a halt when several other women leapt from the trees and tackled two of them to the ground. Rhett, Rip and Wes chased two of the boys off across the field, roping them to the ground as though they were escaped cattle. It wasn’t long before they finally had most of them restrained, unable to cause any more mischief at hand. 

“Didn’t your Mommas teach ya’ll that it’s disrespectful to destroy a man’s property?” Rhett questioned.  

“Let me go Mister, we didn’t do shit!” 

“You dumbasses cut a giant hole in the fence over there,” Rip laughed, reveling in the utter stupidity displayed in front of them. “We know it was you.” 

“Yeah? Then prove it!” the kid said, spitting at Rip’s feet. 

“Oooh not very nice now is he?” Wes chuckled. 

Teeter, Avery, Beth, Monica and (y/n) all came right back out of the treeline, wrangling a particularly aggressive member of the pack. “Hey I’d be real careful o’ this one,” Teeter said. “This one’s a biter.”

There was a collective groan throughout the group. 

“Yeah he bit me, almost hit Beth and uh.....almost sucker punched Monnie here,” Teeter continued. “(Y/n) knocked his fuckin teeth in though.” 

A look of admiration came over Rhett’s face as he looked your way......admiration and pride that he had taught you well. 

“Somebody wanna get the cops down here?” Lloyd enquired. 

Jimmy hauled out his phone and immediately got a hold of both the local and the reservation police who happened to be close by. Several of the officers were in stitches when they saw the line of troublemaking teens kneeling on the ground, restrained by their captors. Lucky for them, one of the officers kept a medical kit in the cruiser and promptly treated the bite marks in Teeter’s wrist. 

“You guys did good,” one of the officers remarked. “We’ve been after these little assholes for months.” 

“Seriously?” Rhett asked him. 

“Yeah, they tore up Rose Black Moon’s back field a few nights ago,” the officer answered. “We were gonna see if we could catch’em tonight but I guess they decided to cause terror elsewhere.” 

Everyone had a good laugh about the matter but as soon as everything was all said and done, the line of police cruisers pulled away and took the wretched little troublemakers away. 

“We did good baby,” you said, leaning against Rhett as he hooked his arm around your waist. “We did real good.” 

“Couldn’t have done it without ya darlin,” Rhett replied before he kissed you.

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Rip: Alright, well if everyone’s done being stupid-

Jimmy: I had more, but go ahead.

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Jimmy: It’s locked. You got a lock pick?

Rip: Yeah.

Rip: *kicks in the door*