#jimmy hurdstram

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I need to be sedated, holy fuck

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Jimmy: Whoever made that drink in the laundry room, it tasted really good.

Ryan: What drink?

Jimmy: The one that was left beside the laundry in that little plastic cup.

Colby: Did-Did you drink the laundry detergent??

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Annoucement

I now write for the following along with the rest of my fandoms!

Gears of war

Anya Stroud

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New/Current Oscar Isaac charaters

New

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Cecil

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Jack

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Current

Santiago "Pope" Garcia

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Steven Grant

William Tell

Llewyn Davis

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Nate

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Kacey Dutton

John Dutton

Jamie Dutton

Jimmy Hurdstram

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Teonna Rainwater

Monica Long Dutton

Rip Wheeler

Beth Dutton

Teeter

Misconsellous

Neil Tenet

Mia Toretto

Joey Coalter

Rachel

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Echo

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Laura Burney/Sara Waters

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Ares (John Wick)

Tobias "Four" Eaton

Akima

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Mason "Mace" Brown

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All credits to: Idiot on Youtube

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Jimmy, to the bunkhouse: I love you guys. You’re the best thing that’s happened to me.

Ryan: We’re the best thing that’s ever happened to you?

Jimmy: Yes.

Colby: I’m starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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THE BALLAD OF READING GAOL by Oscar Wild / Yellowstone created by Taylor Sheridan

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Jimmy: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Colby: You’re a hazard to society.

Ryan: And a coward. Do twenty.

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Rip: And of course Beth was there, looking at me with her beautiful blue eyes…

Jimmy: Wait, why is he talking about Beth?

Colby: I’m not sure. I asked him about the weather and now we’re here.

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Colby: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Jimmy: They do.

Colby: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

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Jimmy: I’m not gonna lie, Rip, I’m kind of scared of your wife.

Rip: Oh, Beth? Beth wouldn’t hurt a fly.

Jimmy: Okay, that’s reassuring-

Rip: She would kill a man, though.

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Jimmy: Guess what I’m about to get!

Rip: On my nerves?

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Rip: Alright, well if everyone’s done being stupid-

Jimmy: I had more, but go ahead.

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Jimmy: It’s locked. You got a lock pick?

Rip: Yeah.

Rip: *kicks in the door*

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Jimmy: Mark the day, Colby. May 18th at 4:00 pm.

Colby: Oh, Jimmy. We’re well into July.

Jimmy: Really?

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Jimmy: Sometimes Rip will ask me “What do you think you’re doing?” but that just means stop. He doesn’t actually want to know my thought process.