#jihopi

[dearweirdme]

I have concrete evidence--not even concrete, more like steel reinforced BRICKwork with scaffolding support level of evidence that Taekook isn't real. Okay, like I promise I'm not a Kookminer. I'm really not. My bias is actually Suga and I used to like Yoongmin so I have no dog in this fight BUT---

I accidentally watched five Kookjiminie videos on YouTube and I saw something that now has me questioning; was Taekook ever real !?? In these videos (I wish I could find them but I can't sorry and they seem to have disappeared from my YouTube history) but I noticed a disturbing pattern. In one of these video clips, I noticed that Jimin's husband, Jungkook, blinked three times in a row at Jimin and only two times in a row at Taehyung and that's when I knew, Taekook was over. This might surprise some people who don't know me but I actually studied Body Language Language to an FBI level and I specialised specifically in Blinkage and Morse Code of The Eye. I have attended every YouTube tutorial video in that free online course so I can assure you my skills are legit.

Don't get me wrong. I do think Taekook dated when they were like 17 or something but then I also think Taehyung's soulmate and Tae's boyfriend fell in love with each other and just couldn't help but have an affair or maybe Tae and Jimin's lover, Jungkook, broke up and then Jimin decided to swoop in then and steal his soulmate + best friend's ex boyfriend because hoes before bros and dates before soulmates, right?

I know it might seem like I ship Jiminie❤️Kookie but I swear on my mother's grave that I don't. I'm actually more of a Jihopie shipper but listen, I grew up in an orphanage since birth and I've never had any family but myself so even before I became an expert Body Language expert, I knew better than anyone how to observe people's intentions and I hate (honestly I HATE) to say this but I think the real ship might be JiminKook4eva. I really do. I swear on my father's life that I don't ship it but I can't deny it that there's a LOT of evidence that they got married in Japan.

They were both in Japan for a start.

I know I probably won't convince you and I'm honestly not here to try to but I've got five more essays lined up about why you should listen to me and believe what I'm saying and stop shipping Taekook because let's be real, Taehyung has literally said that he hates it--and I know some people think he was talking about the fan fantasising about Jimin's life partner, Jungkook, but that's only one interpretation so he literally hates it.

Please, please listen to me for some reason. I don't really know what that reason is because I swear I'm not a J+M+RingFinger=JikookieMarried shipper at all!!

Just listen to me because you're going to be sorry and crying if you don't when you read my 10900 word dissertation of PURE concrete evidence with compiled pictures, videos, fanart and fan theory that I have attached to this ask. I used an AI program to help me put this portfolio together so obviously, you know that it's legit and 100% correct (Hopefully the attachment shows up but if not then I think it sadly might have disappeared with the YouTube videos)

Lots of love from ~Turn the V upside down and you get A for ARMY~ xx

Omg anon… you totally opened my eyes!

[goldenalbum]

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3j biased, jimin ult, maknae line favorite trio, ot7 love always

kpop fan since i was a kid bc i've always had taste ✌️

started listening to bts in 2015 and engaging with the fandom in 2016, was always jm biased and then collected hoseok and jungkook 😅 regularly bias wrecked by the others

long haired bts supremacy 🗣

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[sarah-snook]

reddie kissing by a campfire for a bet ✌

thank you for the prompt el!! tumblr deleted the first draft of this when i was almost done and i really liked how it had come out so i hope this doesn’t disappoint because i couldn’t remember what i wrote the first time dkjnfks :’(

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Richie was nervous. He sat cross-legged, staring at the dancing flames of the bonfire as he tapped his thigh anxiously, ignoring his friends around him. All he could think about was how badly he wanted to go home now- just be anywhere else but here. He could feel Stan’s eyes on him, boring holes into his skull. Richie was nervous and it definitely showed. 

“Hello? Earth to Richie!!”

He blinked rapidly, black curls bouncing as he shook his head in an attempt to snap out of the trance he had put himself in. He looked over at Beverly, the source of the voice that brought him back to the reality he didn’t want to be in right now.

“Are you okay, Richie?”

Was he okay? He could hear the genuine concern in her voice, but all he thought about was if he should deflect with a joke like he always did. He could tell her the truth- tell all of his friends the truth. Tell them why he was nervous once the suggestion to play truth or dare was brought up. How just the name of this game they’ve played so many times before made a shiver run down his spine and his heart rate pick up. No, he wasn’t okay, but he would keep that to himself.

“I’m peachy keen Ms. Marsh! Just thinking about Mrs. K and whether I should pay a visit to her tonight!”

He looked over at Eddie, grinning as he sent him a wink, a chorus of “beep beep Richie” sounding off in the background. He couldn’t help but keep staring at Eddie as his cheeks turned red, eyebrows knitting together as he pouted in that exaggerated way that made his chin all wrinkly. He could feel his heart rate continue its rapid beating, no longer from nerves but for the boy in front of him. He loved that pout, loved everything about Eddie. He loved Eddie. 

Richie knew this was the reason he hated truth or dare- he feared the day he would be called out on never picking truth. He feared the day he would be forced to pick truth. Richie had what he considered a dirty little secret, one buried deep within him that would never see the light of day if he could help it. That dirty little secret was his love for Eddie Kaspbrak.

Sure, he showed his love for Eddie almost blatantly and no one so much as batted an eye, but it was always quickly played off as a joke. Not once had one of his friends genuinely wondered whether or not his affection towards Eddie was more than platonic. He averted his gaze from Eddie, unable to continue looking at him without beginning to blush himself, and met Stan’s eyes. The knowing look Stan gave him made Richie pause and think, ‘Well, maybe Stan is the only one who’s figured it out.’

He panicked for a second before breaking eye contact, once again looking at the fire in front of him. That was an issue for another day, and Stan wouldn’t call him out on whatever it is he thought he knew in front of their other friends. In fact, Stan would never even confront him one-on-one. He knew that Stan would wait for Richie to come to him first, whenever he was ready.

“I think Richie should go first.”

Richie’s heart skipped a beat at these words. He felt as if a bucket of ice-cold water had been dumped over him as he turned to stare wide-eyed at Eddie. He stood, hands on his hips as he frowned down at Richie. All of a sudden, Richie felt small under his gaze. It felt as if every one of his friends could see the way he practically cowered at the thought of participating in the game he hated so damn much. 

He said nothing as they began arguing over who would get to ask Richie the question and if, as he feared, he should even be allowed to choose dare. His saving grace came in the form of Stan, who swiftly shut down the idea of forcing Richie to pick truth. Richie gave him a small smile as they once again made eye contact, nodding his head in thanks.

“Alright trashmouth, truth or dare?”

He looked over at Beverly, who had plopped down next to him, with a weary expression on his face. He studied her, the mischievous grin on her face not going unnoticed by an already alert Richie.

“Dare, obviously. Only pussies choose truth.”

Richie looked pointedly at Eddie, who only crossed his arms and told him to shut up. He waited as Bev reached into her bag, pulling out a small box which she passed to him.

“I dare you to kiss the person whose name you pick out of this box.”

He let out a choked cough, completely surprised by Beverly’s choice of dare. Dares had always felt safe to him, no one would ever dare someone to tell them who they liked or if they’d kissed anyone before, where was the fun in that? Dares had always been skinned knees and awkward bruises, things they could laugh about together later. Dares had never been anything but reckless fun. 

“I bet he won’t do it, you can see the fear in his eyes.”

Richie refused to look over at Eddie as a blush began to spread slowly across his face. He couldn’t look at Eddie, not when he knew his emotions would be written clearly on his face. He took a deep breath, schooling his face once again into that classic Richie grin- the one he always used to hide the way he felt. He reached into the box, fingers grazing against the pieces of paper inside as he finally turned to look at Eddie. 

“I bet if I pick your name from this box you won’t do it.”

Richie scrambled the papers around before finally picking one, unfolding it slowly for dramatic effect. His breath hitched, stomach dropping at the name on the slip of paper. It was Eddie. Of course it had to be Eddie. It would be his luck that he would get the one person he wanted to kiss, yet also didn’t want to. He turned the paper towards his friends, showing them the name. He met Eddie’s eyes and he could see a mirror of his fear and anxiety in them. Either of them could back out, he knew that.

He sort of didn’t want to. He wanted to know what Eddie’s lips against his own felt like. Whether they would be soft or if they would be slightly chapped despite their appearance. He wanted to cup Eddie’s face in his hands as he slowly deepened the kiss, letting go only when the need to breathe became too much. He sort of didn’t want to back out, and he hoped Eddie didn’t either. 

“Are we doing this or what Eds? Who’s the scared one now?”

Richie slowly and unsurely made his way towards Eddie. To his surprise, Eddie met him halfway, fear no longer in his eyes but something that Richie could only describe as determination. Richie’s breath was ragged as Eddie placed his hands around his neck, pulling him down so he could rest his forehead against Richie’s. Eddie smiled softly at him, a different person than he was before when Richie had been teasing him.

“Just shut up and kiss me, Richie.”

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[glittergradient]

jihopi ha risposto al tuo post “so phil dogbaited again :(”

same on the unpopular opinion. dogs are my favorite animals and i still dont get the obsession with wanting THEM to have one.

yeah dogs are amazing (I’m a cat person but I still love them), but I’m missing why everyone’s so obsessed with them getting one.. other than the fact that it would be cute?

[macden]

25, 27, 29

25. has anyone ever come out to you?

i am a magnet for closeted gays who haven’t told anyone yet dude the amount of people who have told me they’re gay and then been like i don’t know why i told you that is wild. it makes me very 🥰🤧😌 though because even people who I don’t know well feel safe coming out to me and I love knowing that I give off that energy

27. do you have any older lgbt+ people you look up to?

not like, older older but miss alex lesbianfreyja is several years older than me and idk if i would’ve realized i was a lesbian without her advice and experiences and also she’s just the best in general idk what I would do without her

29. who’s your favourite fictional wlw?

it’s sad that I can barely think of any because there’s so few but like. is villanelle from killing eve an acceptable answer because I really do love her. also dee reynolds is wlw in my heart

wlw asks!

[venteast]

prague, vienna, stockholm

prague: rivers or forests?

Forests. ♡ 

vienna: do you enjoy classic literature?

Studying it can be a pain but I do enjoy my reads. 

stockholm: angst or fluff?

A n g s t.With a happy ending.

— European City Asks.

[kissmejuyeon]

you ever just trying to live but jungkook personally smashes out your window and tells you to choke? 😔 and its like okay... guess ill choke

you are living the dream :( thats my #1 goal in life ... we smashd and choked by kook  

[kpopper]

🤠🤡 yeehonk. also how is your day going sweetheart? 😋

yeehaw cowboy. your icon is so soft im crying t_t your blog title is A LOW BLOW i will never get over jungkook and that cover srsl im hurting but a++++ your url is so clean i like it a lot and i think i mentioned it before that i had a lowkey crush on your blog and it made me really happy when u followed me back t_t

[cyphertaehyungie]

i'll give you the sun by jandy nelson: i loved the imagery in this book and the way it flipped back and forth not just between perspectives, but time. it was just a nice read. plus the game the siblings play (where the title is from) is really similar to the one i played with my siblings growing up. :)

the song of achilles by madeline miller: this book is so god damned beautiful but it tore my heart to pieces. like idk this is one of those stories that i cant really say much about except that i highly recommend it. i love it so much. 

pride & prejudice by jane austen: a classic romance featuring a witty main character who shares my name. big love for everything p&p, icluding film and tv adaptions. // we were liars by e. lockhart: a young adult novel with a quiet, somber mystery to unravel. sad, but good. 

the darkest powers & the darkness rising trilogies by kelly armstrong: this series, upon completion, will be a trilogy of trilogies. the first follows a girl named chloe, the second a girl named maya. they meet at the end of the second trilogy and the third trilogy will be shared between them. its a young adult fantasy set in modern day. i started reading this as a teen and i’m (im)patiently waiting for more. 

oh!!! so many great books!! also.. i’m honestly really diappointed in myself for not reading pride & prejudice yet.. I’M SO SORRY.. i really really love the story, so this’ll be the next book i’ll read! :’) i’m also planning on reading jane eyre because i feel like it’s a must-read as well 💜 

the way you described every book so beautifully makes me want to read all of them immediately! thank you so much for taking the time to write me all of these! 💜💜💜

talk to me about your favourite book(s)

[clairelions]

@jihopi​ replied to your post “hello!”

hello sweetie i hope youre well!

el!!! i’m really good, I really feel better ♡ still little time to make things but I’m good, hope the same for you :3

@youngwholock​​ replied to your post “hello!”

WELCOME BACK, SWEETHEART. YOU'VE BEEN MISSED. ♡

;;;;;; ♡♡♡

[jinsremedy-remade]

6 / 17

6. three songs you wish you could erase from history (because they’re terrible)

all german rap songs

17. three songs that remind you of your crush (i don’t have a crush atm so i’ll just add songs that remind me of my wife @joonstitties )

- cigarette daydreams ~ cage the elephant

- electric love ~borns

- the girl ~ city and colour

“the three songs” ask set

[goldenalbum]

Respectfully disagree you saying that Jimin is your ult. You and your anons must be sleeping during FACE era if you didn’t see how vile Jk solos were towards Jimin. Tagging spotify to split LC version, saying the most disgusting and vile things about Jimin because he had 2 remixes, making SA edits about him. Heck forget about 8 months back, it was just 2 days back Jk solos were tweeting that they hope Jimin’s plane crashes while he was returning back from Hungary. They were DMing people and saying horrible things about Jimin just because they praised Jimin after the Stuck With You dance reel. That poor person went private because of that.

That’s how disgusting and deranged JK solos are. And if you didn’t know all this then that it because you are diet solo yourself. At this point I am just going to assume all Jk biased people are akgaes themselves and definitely have an agenda against JM cause tell me why I didn’t see such posts defending Jimin against other solos especially JKs. You are a solo yourself if you are trying to rank which solo is the worst. Where is the post targeted to Jk solos to respect other 6 members since Jk is supposed to love them right? You guys are the precise reason Jk solos get away and have been getting away with their atrocious behaviour towards other members especially Jimin.

bestie you're really unwell if you think you can dictate who my biases are and if i'm a solo or not. that's not how any of this works. i have been a fan of bts since 2015, so how about you respectfully remove yourself from my inbox if youre going to come here trying to tell me about my own damn self.

oh yes look at me the clear jk solo who *checks notes* runs an ot7 blog, talks about how much i love jimin in my private conversations, has jm as my discord pfp, had the url jihopi for years before the temporary change to support jk's album, and plays jimin's songs more than anything else.

also idk why all of yall anons have reading comprehension problems. i never said jm akgaes were worse than jk ones. i never ranked them. for the third time now, i said jm akgaedom has some of the loudest ones, at least here on tumblr which is the only social media site i use. as a fellow jm lover, it really pisses me off. in fact here is me in another private convo almost 2 months ago talking to a non bts friend about how annoying both jm and jk solos are and one month ago mentioning the shit both of them get all the time.

maybe it's BECAUSE jimin is my ult and i am constantly in his tag that i tend to see those posts more, i will admit that much, but for the past few months i can't go one day without seeing someone shit on jk or a post claiming that the world is out to get jm which is just weirdly false. me defending jk, as i would any member, doesn't make me a solo and it's really sad that you think that way.

also where is the post calling out jk solos? literally right here. me calling out all malicious solos is LITERALLY what started the bullshit in my inbox.

but continue pretending like you know literally anything about me and my thoughts. i'm interested in seeing what you'll come up with next.

[junghosoks]

w...why are you getting anon hate what the heck dont ppl have better things to do with their lives

maybe it’s their hobby or something..🤔

[emotual]

not to be fuckin emo but hoseok is sunlight personified and i love him so much he deserves a whole galaxy

no be emo forever because that’s the absolute truth, he really is. i love him so so much :(((

[hale-of-stiles-heart]

cardinal heart + rose

Cardinal Flower: Do you believe in ghosts?

I do. There are two ghosts in my house and I’ve seen them do enough weird shit to totally believe in them.

Rose: What’s your favorite sound?

Definitely a nice light rain with some distant thunder, that’s some good shit.

Flower Asks

[ofkimtaehyung]

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