#jhonny abusing tag privileges

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"hawks cant take spice" this, "dabihawks spice lover/shits themself" that,

NO. BIRDS CANT FUCKING TASTE SPICE.

IF BIRB IS BIRB WHY NOT BE OK WITH SPICE?? also it would be so funny if dabi secretly cant take the heat (pun intended)

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doing this even though no one tagged me but im bored so

Mitsuba Sousuke (Toilet Bound Hanako-Kun)

Zack Addy (Bones)

Dabi/Touya Todoroki (My Hero Academia)

Shawn Spencer (Psych)

Willow Rosenberg (Buffy The Vampire Slayer)

SolidarityGaming/Jimmy/The Codfather (Empires s1)

Elizabeth Schuyler (Hamilton)

Haku (Naruto)

Korekiyo Shinguji (Danganronpa V3)

Sakusa Kiyoomi (Haikyuu!!)

@sn0wp1anets @insomnya777 (who else do i interact with?? stalk me and lmk :)

10 characters, 10 fandoms

RULES: List your ten favorite characters from ten separate fandoms, then tag ten people

I got tagged by: @sukiluvvs 💗

In alphabetical order:

Ai Enma (Jigoku Shoujo)

Chuuya Nakahara (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Emilia (Re:Zero)

Giyuu Tomioka (Kimetsu no Yaiba)

Saeyoung Choi aka 707 (Mystic Messenger)

Shinya Hiiragi (Owari no Seraph)

Sunako Nakahara (Yamato Nadeshiko Shichi Henge)

Toph (Avatar the Last Airbender)

Yor Briar/Forger (SpyxFamily)

Yuuko (xxxHolic)

Tagging!! @getsuuna @marurumai @mikuyuuss @octoooo and others who wants to do this ahaha idk anyone here much sorry :D

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shitty coffeeshop eefo doodle

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So, i just reread dabis dance after like 4 years, i think? after seeing how it all plays out, indulging in fanwork, watching bits and pieces of the anime, I've learned something.

my takeaway is that touya is a dramatic little shit who loves musical theatre. the dude literally dances around while talking about how his father abused him.

tell me that is not a theatre nerd???

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i never thought i'd hear the words "congrats to male ethogirl" come out of my teachers mouth but uhhh... i thought the ethogirls might appreciate this :D

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tf did i write last night???

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love you, scar. keep hating :3

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hi! I'm jhonny. (I spelt it wrong once and now its my brand)

I'm back on tumblr after trying it once like 3 yrs ago and promptly closing the tab and never returning. big mistake, little me. you cant fight the inevitable.

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I enjoy fandoms such as

Bones (2005)

Psych (2006)

MHA

Hermitcraft

Life Series

Empires SMP

Haikyuu!!

TBHK

Danny Phantom

iDKHOW

Waterparks (Band)

BTVS

Honorable mentions to: Hamilton and Danganronpa, as i dont really interact with the fandoms but still enjoy the source material immensely

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The recurring personal tags i have decided on are - #jhonny likes castles, #jhonny abusing tag privileges, #jhonny cannot be held responsible for anything said or done during this post's formation, #why is jhonny angry today? lets find out, #jhonny watches danny phantom, #jhonnys hall of fame, and more to come!!

#jhonny watches danny phantom is where I post my thoughts on each episode! i dont have a dedicate blog bc im lazy, so its best to find by filtering the tag lol. i'll create a nav page soon enough

my AO3 where I try to post good stuff. debatable, though.

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i yap a lot, so if you decide to follow me then... its your own funeral ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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thank you for the venom is THE dabihawks song

by no means am I a my chem expert, I am just a casual enjoyer who couldnt help but think of dabihawks. This is my interpretation in a dabihawks way. thank you and pls dont hurt me

The song is about two lovers, one of them pursuing a suicide mission, and the other thinking that they would gladly take that burden from them any day.

Most of the song is from Hawks's perspective. He's watching Touya slowly kill himself in pursuit of revenge. revenge for the beginning of his own destruction. But even with everything, even with every single stray bullet or misplaced burn, he'll still be wanting Touya to be happy. the only way for Touya to feel fulfilled in the black hole he lives in, if for him to finally be able to kill his father. ergo, keigo watches as his lover dies but can't, in good faith, stop him from fulfilling his dreams.

"You'll never make me leave I wear this on my sleeve Give me a reason to believe

So give me all your poison And give me all your pills And give me all your hopeless hearts And make me ill"

Keigo so fucking desperately wants to be able to save Touya from himself and his past. He wants all the poison, the bad experiences, the trauma, the pills, the hopeless hearts. he would be as ill as Touya if it meant that his boyfriend wouldn't have to deal with the trauma and lasting effects of everything he's gone through (the illness)

"Give me a better cause to lead Just give me what I need Give me a reason to believe"

this HAS to be Keigo desperately begging for another way out, or at least to understand his bf. desperately, he wants to understand the reasoning for self destructing and whats seems like giving up.

"You're running after something That you'll never kill If this is what you want Then fire at will"

This, in my book, is obviously about killing Endeavor. Touya is endlessly persisting killing his father (fair tbh) but there doubt in the storyteller aka Keigo. He knows as well as Touya, no matter how little they talk about it, that this is a suicide mission. Endeavor or Touya (or neither) is coming out alive in the end. Its a lose-lose. But as much as keigo knows this, he also has an irrefutable amount of faith in Touya. This may be a suicide mission, but it's his suicide mission. This is what he's worked his whole life for and theres no stopping him so: fire at will. go ahead, go kill your abusive dad, do your silly dance, be a dramatic little bitch. but youre keigos dramatic little bitch. he very well may not make it through, but this is what he wants.

"I'm just the way that the doctor made me,"

Ok, now you would think dabi here, but (maybe) WRONG! Hawks here has undergone everything in the book to make his quirk better and more appealing to the public. He's essentially a statue, likeness carved in the image of perfection. Theres insecurity, like, 'nah bro you dont want this im genetically modified' but this is keigo being the storyteller, and he doesn't realize the way that Touya feels the same way. the insecurity is in both of them, but in a way it makes both of them feel a tiny bit more seen. "Black is the kiss, the touch of the serpent sun It ain't the mark or the scar that makes you one,"

this is basically keigo's response to Touyas insecurity. its saying, 'youre not who you are just because of your scars, you arent who you are because of your appearance or affiliations or high rank of danger shit, you are more' than the fucked up outside (or inside), you are who you are because of your ambition, love, and dedication. You are my love' and then they kiss

the last "fire at will" in the song just feels so painful and desperate. like a final cry for help or goodbye.

thank you for coming to my ted talk

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flip phones are harder to track, cheaper, and harder to break.

The modern phone is just a neon flashing sign saying "track me" and Dabi knows this. he throws Toga's phone out a window once because of this. That man is on the down low and you cannot stop him. There are technology based quirks too, and it would probably be a whole lot easier for that user to check for a smartphone rather than a fucking flip phone.

the average flip phone today probably wont even go past 50 USD, and i've never seen them all that protected in stores... having a million burner phones is much more convenient than having one high tech piece of crap for twenty times the price. (he steals a shipment of them for the league(toga puts stickers on hers(she puts them on his too and he doesnt take them off)))

try throwing a flip phone and a modern phone, which one shatters? lol. and fire damage too! an average phone overheats and fuckin melts and breaks- cmon, a few hundred bucks or a crazy car chase for a phone that cant take a couple burns? BOOO. Dabi is too fucking smart for these games. He has heroes to fight, do you think hes going to succumb to your standards of technology?

how do you stop yourself from seeing your abuser's face whenever you go on the internet? dont go on the internet. "oooh he needs a phone tho" he gets a fucking flip phone. Wanna watch TV? just steal hawks's account info (subtle plug to my fic).

Also, i firmly believe that dabi is a "if it aint broke, dont fix it" type of guy, and just doesnt like new tech. Like, he'll use a twenty year old computer if it means he can avoid touch screens on one because light touches are harder for him to do because he cant really feel it all that well. I also hc that he doesnt have fingerprints anymore because he burnt them off. besides all the safety measures, hes just so silly he likes to have a flip phone because it reminds him of the one he got when he was a kid! (or stole, he wasn't really allowed contact with the world, let alone a phone). And smartphones usually have tiny ass lettering and (hc) Dabi has shit eyesight. Like, he would have the same prescription as fuyumi if he wore glasses.

I may be on a watch list for having wrote and researched this but i dont really regret it.

dabi uses a flip phone. No, you wont be convincing me otherwise, and yes i will elaborate if you want.

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I heard the doorbell yesterday and my first reaction is to get up and start singing "we just got a doorbell, we just got a doorbell, we just got a doorbell, wonder-" and the letter carrier is staring at me like im crazy because of course the door is open and its only the glass that separates us and now im an idiot and will never be showing my face again.

i was dancing too.

I think vocal stims are so fucking funny because one day im normal and then the topic of blues clues comes up and for the next month i will be singing the 'we just got a letter' song whenever i can.