#jfc frank pls

[frnkiebby]

Wat iz he eating??? 0_0

IVE BEEN WONDERING THAT SIMCE THE FIRST TIME IVE SEEN THIS FRIMAGE~🎃

[all2angels]

Make a subby frank pretty pls i lov ur worksss 🙏🙏🙏💋

warnings/tws: sub!frank iero, puppy play, humiliation

jfc, frank is such a brat. and he has so much energy too!! like bro chill!! it's giving puppy vibes

i want so badly to put him in a leash and make him walk on all floors in front of his bandmates :3 he'd be super humiliated, whimpering and whining like a lil bitch.

imagine petting his hair and telling him he's a good boy, and then his special treat is gonna be getting his dick sucked + eating you out

frankie is such a menace too- like have y'all seen that clip of frank turning ray's mic away from him- he needs to be put in his place! he needs to get edged and teased until he's on the floor, humping your boot, and begging you to fuck him 🙏

need to make him cum so hard that he's shaking and is a blabbering mess, only able to mumble out 'please' and 'thank you's

that's all i got sorry gang I'm not used to writing for frank, hope y'all like it though!

[wikiangela]

just watched 16x04 and jfc what the fuck just happened 😂

loved the sinned system, I love Dennis manipulating people as much as he clearly loves doing it fr 😂😂 (also, whyyyy does he even have the sinned system in the first place, I need to hear him explain that pls 😂)

I saw posts about Dennis being Johnny so it wasn't a surprise but still, he made Mac do what??? where are they going with macdennis this season bc 👀👀

also, I feel like uncle Jack used to be more "subtly" creepy - like, we all knew, but it wasn't as explicit as it is now, and it's not as funny sns

and the ending with Frank - that was a lot lmao they're fucking insane 😂😂

overall, so funny, Dennis was a highlight fr, still loving this season!

[chrliekclly]

this is messy nd disproportional af bt i havnt drawn fanart n frevr nd i needed to remedy tht asap

n e way this is 1 of my fave luks fr charlie nd it xists fr sch a short time

[storiesofsvu]

Well… that was… *something*

Law & order premier event thoughts…

Okay, here we go!

(Fuck i just realized i never did a “what i hope/wish to see this season! I’ll do it after)

oh. Okay. We’re diving *right* into things with Ukraine? 😳 jfc

Cosgrove(?)’s daughter & all this talk about gunshots is terribly foreboding

SNIPED BY DADDY BENSON JEEESUS

I just do not like Cosgrove….

Oh GOD & NOW he’s fighting with Stabler?! We couldnt have gotten through this ep without a “whos dick is bigger” contest, could we? 🙄🙄 like i was *just* gonna say how frank’s acting like stabler & then stabler shows up… ugh. Bring daddy benson back pls

Ayannaaaaaaa lookin like a SNACK as per usual!😍

This “crossover” really is more like a 3hr movie. First 30mins moved pretty slow like the OG l&o vibes… now we’re into the OC feels. Where are my svu babies? Bring them in pls.

I cant decide whether this CI is a complete idiot or a genius.

Why are we being forced to deal with so many low neck, chest exposed outfits for stabler 🥴

Oh so we’re putting Amanda in oversized blazers this year?

Watching them do raids on l&o after watching so much Chicago pd is just pathetic. Like, they’d lose so many cops with how bad it is.

I’m sorry. But if i was going to raid a house of a very dangerous criminal… i’d put my hair up to make sure i could SEE what i was doing…

Loving this style update for Jet😍

Did ANYONE think the CI was gonna make it through the ep?? Like cmon that was obvious

There was 3:44min left on the timer & that was WAY less than that….

Are velasco & fin just like, kickin it back at the precinct watching tv or something rn?!

Yessssssss Sam is here now! 😍😍

But also hate the other ada

Wait… this perp (in pt3) has DEFINITELY been on svu before… he sold liv & elliot a baby… right?!

Sir… you are sitting like a lesbian…

WOW we just jumped two months!!

Where TF is carisi??

AMANDA ROLLINS IS ANTI TAYLOR SWIFT??!! I *NEVER* WOULD HAVE THOUGHT! Like she would be the number 1 swiftie…

FUCK.

Okay like i KNEW something like this was probable because dw wanted her killed off BUT COULD WE GET THROUGH A SEASON OPENER WITH**OUT** SOMEONE IMPORTANT GETTING SHOT??!!

Carisi’s gonna show up now, right??

UGGGHH PEEEETTEERR YOUR ACTING!!??? GOOD GOD. JUST SO SCARED & worried & 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭

Wtf is this jacket olivia has on? I cant tell whether its leather or denim or leather posing as denim??!

Liv did what was right. Putting nicole out of harms way was way better than making her testify when she’s already almost been killed multiple times.

Oh fuck you mccoy

How is NO ONE from the da’s office even TALKING about/worried about rollins?!

THANK YOU SAM!!! I KNEW I LIKED YOU BETTER THAN ANYONE ON THIS DAMN SHOW (also she’s looked *bomb* in every outfit so far..)

I feel like we might be starting to learn more about Sam’s history/childhood thanks to this ep? Or like, this might be hinting at some future character arc?

UCK. I literally just said “at least elliot’s gone” and WOW he feels the need to come back…

There are TEN mins left & we still havent gotten an update on amanda??!! Come ON

Yo, dick wolf, tell me you hate amanda rollins without telling me you hate amanda rollins 😒😒😒

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! The crap scenes we GOT instead of:

a panicked emotional carisi at the hospital, a sympathetic & just as worried liv who’s trying to hide it to be the bigger supporter, a worried fin who’s watched her take a bullet already!! The REUNION & relief when they’re told she’s out of surgery & going to be totally fine. The CONVERSATION between amanda & sonny, the heartfelt confessions of how scared they were to lose each other, how carisi was internally freaking out about the girls and legally who would take care of them if amanda died, and how it should be him over anyone from her family. How the only thing aside from the girls amanda could think of was that she wished she had told sonny she wanted to be with him forever, be the dad to her girls, how life is short & they’d wasted enough time already. Followed by an untraditional proposal, one that neither of them expected & sonny doesnt even have the ring, but they agree to marriage anyways. FOLLOWED by liv, fin, velasco, jessie & billie coming into the room in a big happy found family wrap up…

Brb… just wrote a one shot that was better than the wrap of this damn episode.

Ugh 🙄🙄🙄

@bookpillows here ya go

[dreamwritesimagines]

i’m literally reading through this with my heart beating like crazy bc i know The Maze™️ is about to jump at me any time now. this is so funny like i’m a paragraph in sksks. anyways, back to reading–

THE WAY I YELLED AAAAAAAH HUGH AND KENNETH OH MY FUCKING GOD !!!!!!! GO AND GET SUMN !!! i feel like a love spell is just floating around this place goddamn why is everyone just in desperate need of a Lovin™️ sksksksk but pls Cherie immediately distracting Penelope like, she ain’t a snitch that’s for sure. now now, Who™️ is Anthony covering for?? it’s Elias & Cece isn’t it??? right when they disappeared to do the deed?? LMAO first thing in the job description as the best man: be on the lookout. but i feel like Elias won’t return the favour if ever Anthony and Cherie will one day sneak around before their marriage ksksksk

WHY. WAS. KENNETH. SHIRTLESS. THOUGH. Cherie out here asking the important questions LMAO. Hugh is also onto her with the kissing thing as well ksks i feel like he has an idea already but is just keeping it hush bc his dear friend is hurting. and pls, this moment is so sweet. Hugh feels so safe around Cherie like am so so sure he probably was Shitting Bricks™️ going up to her and expecting hard hitting questions but here she is asking if he was in love when Hugh and Kenneth just met. we love an open minded and non-judgmental queen <3 also, Cecily being the only one who knows...ugh my heart. he’s going to cry when he will walk her down the aisle. i am sure of it. “We’ll see.” HUGH X KENNETH ITS HAPPENING <3

“Elias was showing me around.” mm-hmm, indeed he was. he was NOT showing you around the house tho *wink* *wink* ksksks and now Lucie and Iona are missing. genuinely what are they putting in the water in this place???? is love always in the air at Stormview?

god she’s slowly starting to make up her mind about this adequate life partner thing. i mean, Lady Danbury being frank about Anthony’s feelings and my gooood it’s painful to watch Cherie deny it bc again, she’s made up her mind. and as we all know, she never listens to anyone. but OMG THANK YOU LADY DANBURY. her words about marrying another when you’re in love with someone else is just Chef’s Kiss™️ like, the whole marrying Pierre thing is genuinely a torture for her too and it’s quite sad that she’s either not seeing it or is simply accepting it.

oh my god here it comes and jfc i’m not there yet but i’m about to have a heart attack. .....omg that Cassandra of Troy parallel, about Cassandra not being believed by everyone....Cherie calling the statue mom...did Percival tell the sculpture to use Cassie as inspo?? my heart is aching. OMG HERE COMES ANTHONY AND NOW IT’S RAINING?!?!?!

“Marry me instead.” SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP. HOLD UP. I NEED TO BREATHEEEE IS THIS GOING BE----WAIT NO. NO NO NO!! ANTHONY NO. GOD NO. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT YOU MORON YOU BLASPHEMOUS IDIOT YOU AAAAAAAAH. SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP !!!! STOP TALKING OMG YOU’RE MAKING IT WORSE !!!

.....okay, wait, after much consideration and yelling at the wind, i get where he’s coming from. he’s still an Idiot Premium™️ don’t get me wrong, but that moment with Lady Danbury where she saw someone over Cherie’s shoulder, that was Anthony wasn’t it? meaning, he heard everything Cherie said that, “It was a childish dream to hope that I would have a love marriage. Now I know I must have other expectations and I’m glad to say that I have a suitor in mind that fits those expectations.”

so what he said to her in The Maze™️ is basically a response to what she was saying. this is him saying he meets those expectations she’s “looking” for.

Cherie: “An adequate life partner. Someone I can build a life with and raise children with.”

Anthony: “I can provide better financial security for you than he can, and as a Viscountess you will have a permanent and influential standing in the ton.” // “...our children would have uncontested places in the ton and they would want for nothing.”

he is proving to her what he thought she wanted, something logical. that he can provide for her, that he can give her a stable life, children, fortune, etc. i feel like when he heard Cherie said “An adequate life partner.” Anthony is now trying to tell her that he is an adequate life partner and that he is a better adequate life partner than Pierre. when Cherie stated all those things, Anthony basically resulted to: now she wants a logical marriage? i can do logical too. because he’s getting so fucking desperate here. 

a few chapters back he thought Cherie was still marrying for love so when she said she loved him, that sparked Anthony’s hope that okay, i can fix this, i will court her properly, i will prove myself to her, i still have the chance. because she loves me and she said she wants to marry for love. BUT THEN when he HEARD (i really want to empathize that and i will explain it further in the next paragraph) Cherie said she is marrying Pierre bc he’s an adequate life partner a.k.a. a logical marriage, Anthony is scrambling because he doesn’t know what to do anymore. first she wanted love, now she wanted a business matrimony? i can do business. BUT the way he went about it is just....wrong bc he’s just failing to see what Cherie actually wants. bc she is being in denial to quote Penelope. so she’s now saying she’s marrying Pierre not for love but bc she basically thinks he’s a logical match. she saying that’s what she wants even tho she’s lying to everyone and herself. BUT Anthony is taking her words at face value even though she’s actually hiding what she truly feels.

this is why i’m not blaming everything on Anthony, bc let’s be real here, he can’t read minds. so he is only going about what he’s hearing from her. like these are words coming from Cherie herself. he’s going to believe her and take her words into account BUT how was he supposed to know that what her mouth is speaking is actually different to what’s going through her head? WE are seeing Cherie’s thought process, Anthony is not. his last braincell is already struggling as is, are we really going to expect him to dissect every little thing from Cherie’s facial expression and body language and figure it all out and find the truth all while she’s actively trying her best to hide her true feelings? this is why Communication Is Key™️ folks bc you can only assume what someone’s words mean and assumption is never 100% and these two haven’t had a Real & Honest Conversation™️ not even ONCE. their moments together, they aren’t exactly communicating, they’re just saying words and all are flying over each other’s heads. i mean, Cherie isn’t letting Anthony finish his sentences, Anthony is having a hard time understanding her because she’s saying one thing and then something else the next day but also wanting something else entirely. Cherie hasn’t even seen Anthony's side either, like she has yet to hear why he didn’t want love in the first place and why he came to that logic. and she has yet to hear about what Anthony said to Elias as to why Anthony didn’t go public with them at the start. and he was about to tell her that he doesn’t see her as a “shameful secret” but again, she didn’t let him speak.

BIG SIGH™️ i’m about to pull my hair out at this point. i’m just.....Frustrated™️ LMAO. bc they are BOTH sending mix signals to each other. Anthony is hearing what Cherie is saying but he isn’t seeing the truth (not that he can bc again, he can’t read minds) Cherie is hearing all this claims from everyone that Anthony loves her but she’s refusing to see the truth i.e. Lady Danbury saying she’s being blind.

i know everyone is going come at Anthony for this, and rightfully so, but Cherie isn’t exactly faultless here either. we have to take into account that Anthony isn’t a mind reader, that he is only taking in what he’s given which is Cherie’s own words. and my god the Communication™️ is as bad as it’s going to get. bc neither of them are giving the other the chance to lay it all the fuck out. neither of them are being honest with each other too!! i mean, hell, they’re not being honest with themselves. if Anthony had just been honest and told her he wants to marry her bc he loves her, it would’ve definitely made a difference. but if Cherie had just been honest with herself that she actually does NOT want an adequate partner only then maybe Anthony would not have tried to convince her that he is an adequate partner.

i feel like he was about to say he loves her, like, he was about to say it when she asked why, but then he panicked bc let’s not forget this is a man who swore off love, who was so convinced he would never have love for years. OF COURSE he’s going to be terrified to just say it especially when this is going to be his first time saying it to the person he loves out loud. idk about you guys but confessing powerful feelings to someone is fucking scary, and when that person is angry at you?? mortifying. but also, i feel like he remembered Cherie’s words about not wanting a love marriage anymore hence why she’s marrying Pierre. so Anthony thought, if that’s what she wants i can give her that too and decided last minute to take the business route instead which.....obviously was the wrong choice. Anthony sees Pierre as a competition, so he’s trying to one up him in every way. Anthony knew he was already in the lead when it comes to Cherie marrying for love bc Cherie loves him, not Pierre. BUT THEN when he heard Cherie is marrying Pierre purely out of business, Anthony tried to one up Pierre in that regard. he just failed to realised that him and Pierre weren’t even in a competition in the first place bc Cherie isn’t marrying Pierre for either love or business, she wants to marry Pierre bc she thinks it will not break her heart as much compared to being married to Anthony. honestly, THIS IS ALL JUST A DOMINO EFFECT OF ONE MISCOMMUNICATION TO ANOTHER.

okay, side note: what was Cece doing out awake at night?? someone is sneaking around aren’t they?????? anyways, now i am desperately hoping for Cecily to come through with this like please help this Idiot Premium™️ make sense of things. and help Cherie see the truth too. bc we all see it, everyone in Stormview sees it, the hedge maze sees it, the tstatue sees it, the fucking raindrops sees Anthony’s feelings for her. Lady Danbury has spelled those words about but she’s still refusing to see it. i am hoping we will know what Cece and Anthony is going to talk about in the extra scene, and i feel like once he tells Cece that he loves Cherie then she will definitely change her stance on this. also if she finds out Cherie’s plans of marrying Pierre??? and then Cece tells Elias??? oof. drama.

god this got a bit long sksksk but then again, my thesis has never been short. Dee, amazing as always, you have me yelling at my phone like a mad woman bc goddamn. that maze scene was definitely NOT what i expected to happen but it for sure was an amazing scene like my heart. is aching. i loved it and i’m also so frustrated bc ugh COMMUNICATE™️ i really want them to just sit and talk and have Cece moderate everything or like let them drink all the truth serum in the world so we can finally know peace sksksks

– TM Anon™️

Omg omg TM Anon hi love! ❤❤❤ Aaaaaa I’m so excited for this! 😍

Hugh and Kenneth yessss! ❤ Well it’s a wedding, the place is very romantic….😏

Oh it’s definitely Elias and Cece😂 Elias made him stand guard by the hallway so that no one would go in, and pulled the best man card and also he knows Anthony is trying to make amends and he’s using that to his advantage a lot 😂

 but i feel like Elias won’t return the favour if ever Anthony and Cherie will one day sneak around before their marriage Lolll nopeee😂 I actually think Elias would legit sabotage their “alone time” before AND after their wedding 😂

I think for Cherie, the most important question of all times is “Are you in love” and she doesn’t even care if they’ve just met 😂

is love always in the air at Stormview? It’s such a romantic place! ❤

She is! Like, she’s sure she’s going to marry Pierre and refuses to listen to anyone 💔 And Lady Danbury knows just how bad of an idea it is, and yet…💔

Cassandra of Troy parallel yes! 😍 I love including parallels in stories😍😏

 SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP. HOLD UP. I NEED TO BREATHEEEE IS THIS GOING BE----WAIT NO. NO NO NO!! ANTHONY NO. GOD NO. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT YOU MORON YOU BLASPHEMOUS IDIOT YOU AAAAAAAAH. SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP !!!! STOP TALKING OMG YOU’RE MAKING IT WORSE !!! I literally cannot stop laughing-

This right here, this was exactly the reaction I was hoping to evoke during Anthony’s speech😂

that moment with Lady Danbury where she saw someone over Cherie’s shoulder, that was Anthony wasn’t it? OH YEAH😏

he is proving to her what he thought she wanted, something logical. that he can provide for her, that he can give her a stable life, children, fortune, etc. i feel like when he heard Cherie said “An adequate life partner.” Anthony is now trying to tell her that he is an adequate life partner and that he is a better adequate life partner than Pierre. when Cherie stated all those things, Anthony basically resulted to: now she wants a logical marriage? i can do logical too. because he’s getting so fucking desperate here.  THIS- THIS-

This analysis omg I’m screaming, this is ABSOLUTELY AMAZING?! 😍😍😍 Darliiiiing! 😱😍

Anthony is scrambling because he doesn’t know what to do anymore. first she wanted love, now she wanted a business matrimony? i can do business.  Exactly! ❤ Oh I have so many ideas about this❤

In my mind, Anthony is actually very used to getting what he wants❤ So far, it went like that for him, he never really had to talk about his feelings or do anything that got him out of his comfort zone, things just work for him ❤

Until Cherie showed up 😂

So his mind is actual chaos rn😂 He wanted her to marry him, and he was going to tell her he loved her, but then everything came crashing down, (not to mention Cherie was really angry at him like you said) so his mind directly went to like, “As an alternative, I can prove why I’d make a better husband logically, like she says she wants” ❤

Deep down he knew she wanted love, but when it came to talking about it, Anthony thought there was an alternative where he could just avoid talking about his feelings, and that thought was also encouraged by “she wants an adequate love partner” and then…

It all went down 😂

how was he supposed to know that what her mouth is speaking is actually different to what’s going through her head? WE are seeing Cherie’s thought process, Anthony is not. Yessss and it’s actively working against him!

these two haven’t had a Real & Honest Conversation™️ not even ONCE. their moments together, they aren’t exactly communicating, they’re just saying words and all are flying over each other’s heads. i mean, Cherie isn’t letting Anthony finish his sentences, Anthony is having a hard time understanding her because she’s saying one thing and then something else the next day but also wanting something else entirely. Oh this is such a good point!

They really need to have a real and honest conversation, exactly! ❤ Like, before they were both in a bubble, they were both “enamored” so they didn’t even think about it, they were so lost in the feeling❤ And now, it’s even more complicated, they’re both very hurt and clueless about what to do, so it’s even more difficult than before❤

Anthony is hearing what Cherie is saying but he isn’t seeing the truth (not that he can bc again, he can’t read minds) Cherie is hearing all this claims from everyone that Anthony loves her but she’s refusing to see the truth OH MY GOD-

This parallel, I haven’t even thought about it before! I’m like freaking out, you’re a genius darling! ❤❤❤

OF COURSE he’s going to be terrified to just say it especially when this is going to be his first time saying it to the person he loves out loud. idk about you guys but confessing powerful feelings to someone is fucking scary, and when that person is angry at you?? mortifying. but also, i feel like he remembered Cherie’s words about not wanting a love marriage anymore hence why she’s marrying Pierre. so Anthony thought, if that’s what she wants i can give her that too and decided last minute to take the business route instead which.....obviously was the wrong choice. DEFINITELY!

Like, he was trying to find a way without him having to open up his heart, and since she claims to want a business marriage…

He didn’t even see how bad it would backfire until Cherie started her own monologue💔

okay, side note: what was Cece doing out awake at night?? someone is sneaking around aren’t they??????

Oh Cece was coming back from Elias’s room😏😂 She was trying to sneak into her own room before she saw Cherie and Anthony ❤

You have no idea how much I love this darling, YOU’RE A GENIUS AND YOU’RE AMAZING AND ILYSM! ❤❤❤ THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOUUU! 😍😱❤❤❤

[derekmorganscrocs]

Nancy Drew 2x12? IDK

this was in fact 2x11

Thoughts while watching

SPOILER ALERT!!

HOLA MISHAMIGOS! Jkjk that’s a spn reference so not many of y’all will get this, but for those who do: super extra socially-distanced kisses! Yeah I’m weird and lame lmao don’t even worry about it!

So basically I got locked out and forgot my password for a min but I’m back and now I’m on spring break and feeling sexy and shiiii 😩 anywhoodles! I maybe have a few nearly finished fics 👀 keep an eye out maybe? But yeah I’m back now!! So here are my thoughts on last week’s new episode! So excited for tomorrow too!! I NEED TO KNOW IF THEY ARE THE HARDYSSSSS!!

ON WITH THE SHOW:

Nicks eye opening scared the crap out of me omg- DUDE Y R WE IN THE FOREST. WHATTTT WTF U MEAN WHO R U

“And why would you think that?” RYAN- you’re not v convincing. Okay nvm he is convincing.

AW HE’S SO CUTE AND NERDY RN OMG “I’m from Florida” he’s so happy about the money. ACE IS SASSY? Oh the brother... pocket rocks? POTION ROCKS. “So I lied?” HES SO DISAPPOINTED IN HIMSELF AW. he is very confused.

“FAMILY MEETING”- CARYAN AND NANCY ARE FAMILY 😫 HUSBANDS. nancy is gonna dieee. EVERETT HAS RUN PEOPLE OFF SKI SLOPES BEFORE APPARENTLY

IS THAT ACES MOM? ITS HIS MOM. HER VOICE IS SO SOOTHING I LOVE THE WHOLE FAMILY.

“You’re not food free grant” has the same energy as me saying “grant is a murderer” every time I can. I’m living for this secret brother storyline though. OH NO WHY COPS- A MURDER? SHIT HIS PHONE? NICK IS NO MURDERER. aw fanson so cute! Waiting for odette to pop out and nick be like “you’re French?”

FLORENCE OH I MISSED HER <3

Aw nick no you’re not a murderer 😭 god I love him. So all I’m getting from him leaving a trail is that he’s the worst murderer ever. NOT THAT HES A MURDERER BECAUSE I LOVE HIM! Also I love that he still knows.

Magical truck smoke bomb? Oh nick was almost murdered, okay jeez.

WTF WHY IS HE FREAKING OUT- forest monster OH JFC WHAT IS THAT. WHAT IS THAT THING. HOLY SHIT- he re-erased his mind.

I love Nancy’s scarf btw it’s so cute. Pls nick is adorable and I love him

I love that nick still knows asl though. HE FIXED ALL THOM’S CHAIRS? I AM IN LOVE WITH HIM OKAY? IM NOT GONNA STEP ON GEORGE’S TOES HERE BUT STILL NICK OMG.

STOP IT I AM SOBBING RN 😭 NICK NO.

Loving aces white crewneck and genius hacking. Grant is a murderer still. I think.

Nancy making a scene 😫 OH NANCY WHAT- SHE JUST DID THAT OKAY

FANSON RIGHTS. FANSONFANSONFANSONFANSONFANSONFANSON!! oh no not the rich lady- Ryan said “what-“

“This is a terrible podcast” Mood.

WTF oh no! OH NO COMPLETE AMNESIA

GEORGE ITS YOUR RESTAURANT- that was so cute omg fanson reunited YAY! not ace hitting on bess again omg- nvm he got shut down too fast LMAO. they tried WATERGUNNING IT? SLINGSHOT STEAK KNIVES? ACE GOT STABBED- this is all something I would do.

Amnesia Celia is so cool 😫 aw besties for amnesia life!

eh, they’ll figure it out eventually. (Shrugs) ODETTE COMING THRU WITH THE W!! Bess is so confused omg did odette just hit on her? Viking Bess? I’m here for it tbh. BESS SEND THAT TWEET BABE!! DO NOT USE NICK AS BAIT!

Oh shit! IT SNATCHED MR ARISTOTLE- NICK ERASE UR BRAIN

DAMN FANSON WOOOOO TEAM WORK COUPLE- NOT FLORENCE DONT DAMAGE FLORENCE.

OH SO THEYRE INFLUENCERS, I SEE.

BURN THAT BITCH. BURN THAT TINY LITTLE IDOL THING BRUH, BURN IT. SALT AND BURN.

CARSON IS BEST DAD. BEST DAD. WE LOVE BEING A DREW. yes thanks dad. HES COMING HOME!

aw Ryan being nice to his mom that’s cute.

ooh thank god nick is proved innocent I LOVE ACES DAD OMG. ASK ABOUT YOYR BROTHER ASK ABOUT YOUR BROTHER! Damn.

He’s buying the whole building- rich nick! I love seeing IF THAT IS NOT FRANK HARDY- okay so maybe grant isn’t a murderer. IS HIS NAME FRANK OR NAH?

End thoughts:

TUNJI IS IMPECCABLE. I WAS CRYING WITH NICK BC IT WAS SO WHOLESOME, THE CHAIRS 😭 and I love odette randomly popping in and being all French and flirty with Bess and I really liked Nancy’s scarf thingy! AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO RILEY SMITH, BECAUSE THAT WAS YESTERDAY!

My Sister’s Thoughts:

[likeawildthing]

Pride & Purrejudice

Co-written: with @alrightevans​

Summary: With an overbearing sister, a famous cat, and drama that follows wherever she goes, uni student Lily’s life is already a balancing act. And when a nest of rich single men slide into a long-vacant mansion on the outskirts of town, Lily insists to her housemates that it’s none of their concern. She’s never been more wrong. 

Word count: 60k

Status: Completed. 13 chapters posted daily. Prologue - Ch 2 posted today.

AO3

Petunia Evans to Evans, Lily: Lily

Petunia: Lily Marie

Petunia: LILY MARIE EVANS!

Lily: jfc tuney im in class

Petunia: It’s very important!

Petunia: Have you heard the News about Netherfield?

Lily: that a band?

Petunia: No, Lily! The house on Elm Street!

Lily: v specific

Petunia: The Mansion, Lily.

Lily: ?

Petunia: Don’t be ridiculous! We took that tour last year?

Lily: ...ok?

Petunia: It’s been leased! (Finally.) Saw Yvonne at the gym, she told me everything.

Petunia: Lily, are you even listening?

Lily: im in a tutorial. LEARNING

Petunia: You skipped two last week!

Petunia: Anyway, Yvonne ran into Ms. Bagshot at the hairdresser yesterday. (Bathilda Bagshot, that is. And not the hairdresser on Birch Street, the one on Oak Road.) She (Yvonne, not Bathilda) had to switch because that girl from Birch Street positively Ruined her hair. Turned it orange, and she couldn’t leave the house for three days until I helped her fix it! Cannot believe I nearly considered having that girl do my wedding hair!

Petunia: Do you remember her?

Petunia: Bathilda, not the hairdresser.

Petunia: Mad as a hatter, Bathilda is, always trying to pass off her burnt biscuits. (Although she’s wonderful for News.)

Lily: b4 i graduate tuney pls

Petunia: Impatience doesn’t suit, Lily. Now where was I?

Lily: netherfield

Petunia: Oh yes. Ms. Bagshot told Yvonne all about her tea with Mrs Pinkerton. Apparently, Mrs Pinkerton’s sister (the younger, not the elder) is a housekeeper at Netherfield. And according to her, a fine Gentleman came to see it on Monday.

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Lily Evans to gal pAL: my sister!

Alice: Another dating profile?

Lily: no

Lily: sort of?

Lily: she keeps blathering abt netherfield

Alice: Oh you mean the Longbottom guy?

Lily: how do u even??

Alice: :)

Lily: mar?

Alice: Yep.

Lily: shdve known

Lily: al shes been going on 10 mins now look

             Petunia: B-T-W (by the way), he’s single!

             Lily: there it is

             Lily: single has a name?

             Petunia: Longbottom.

             Lily: no

             Petunia: Frank Longbottom.

             Lily: not any better

             Petunia: Well, Mrs Pinkerton’s sister thought him quite dashing. :-)

Alice: That’s…

Lily: what am I supposed to do??

Alice: Aren’t you in your gender and politics tutorial???? Pay attention to your prof!

Lily: *middle finger emoji* *kiss emoji*

[ssaalexblake]

i would appreciate it if autocorrect would Not change ‘fran’ to ‘frank’ pls and thank jfc 

[frnkiebby]

frank PLS~🎃

[hyperfixatinglove]

🙄 Ushio ja Frankie XD

bruh I read that shit wrong skashkss I’m sorry DL

Ushio

he’s cop so obv he’s scum

I’ve latched onto him like since I was 15 so that’s problematic

80% or my brain activity is literally just filled with him.. disgusting and problematic

like 10 years older like bro... thats old..

Frank

He’s not that nice... like Frankie you have mean humor (he looves black humor and somewhat insulting too)

He’s like double my age (he’s 41 in 2 jfc & 36 in 1)

pls stop going to zombie outbreaks.. please

have u seen him?? he’s.. well he isnt going to win beauty contests (but I love him shh)

[madhouse-at-midnight]

Frank iero is a terrible guitar teacher jfc. If anyone was able to understand him and actually get any tabs out of it pls DM me I'm desperate and have been trying to figure it out for 3 days now

[harvocs-blog]

* ☆ ·˚ 「 kj apa. cismale. he/him. 」 — oh ,  you mean harvey bourne ,  the twenty two year-old aspiring musician ?  they’ve been around the fold for three years .  i know they’re a sagittarius and when i see them ,  i can’t help but think of fingertips scraping across the round-wound strings of a guitar ,  the  “ ginger kids ”  south park episode ,  and freshly laundered flannel embracing warmth against bare torso .  but you’ll get to make your own judgement soon !

howdy folks !!  name’s kenny and i’m the new idiot ‘round these parts  sdfhadgk  first of all can’t believe it took me a whole ass 24 years to get this up i’m sorry but man….  the classes immediately followed by work combo wrecks my entire existence somedays anYhoot ,  below the cut is all u need to know abt the Big Guy here pls excuse the mess :~)

i have a pinterest board for him here !  wanted cons are just..... gifsets i reblog sdfhudgjkf and they can be found here !  ok onto the show

basics

name harvey jasper bourne nicknames harv age twenty two birthday may third zodiac sagittarius  gender cismale orientation heteroromantic heterosexual hometown honolulu, hawaii  occupation aspiring musician (( lowkey camboy to bring in the major $$$ flow ))

physique

faceclaim kj apa  hair color red eye color brown  height six foot  build muscular marks/scars various small scars over his legs and knees, a few on his hands and arms tattoos canon to fc piercings none

personality

positive venturesome, magnanimous, ludic, assiduous negative reticent, impulsive, stubborn, insouciant alignment lawful good house gryffindor religion christian (non-practicing)

history

ok so uhhhh harv here grew up in hawaii and he always wanted to meet dog the bounty hunter as a little boy like.... he wanted to BE dog.

being signed up for almost every sport under the sun by his dad, he was p athletic and excelled in most sports. and thUS the dadager was born

papa bourne pushed harvey to the Xtreme 24/7 to be the absolute best. literally anything but first place was a fail in his books and that put a lot of stress and pressure on poor lil harv

so yah his dad was his personal trainer, basically his life coach. had more of a business relationship than a father / son relationship. his dad never cared abt hurting harvey’s feelings, he was always super frank and critical of his son’s performance.

harv’s mom however, the lil angel, was his #1 fan / supporter. she wants only for him to be happy & worries abt how hard he pushes himself.  ofc harvey never wants to let his mom down or show vulnerability / weakness so he’s closed off from her emotionally; keeping all negative feelings / thoughts to himself & acting like everything is a-ok.

so as he grew older, he ofc wanted to be #1 in everything he did, but favoured sports over academics. he was super stressed & resorted to drinking to numb himself and rid of the negative feelings. #ClassicJock. refused to do drugs or smoke tho bc he didn’t want to “damage his body”........ hypocrite bc yO ur liver bro.

struggled a little with his identity and what he wanted in life (( no thanks to his dadager )), had to go through a little self-care to rediscover his passion for sports, focusing all his negative feelings toward it (( created by his dad )) to his dad instead, which royally fucked what minuscule father / son relationship they had.

as a positive tho he discovered his passion for music. it helped him get through a lot of rough shit, hard times. his grandmother taught him how to play guitar and he practiced the absolute shit out of it & performed at parties / while hanging out with friends

after graduating high school, instead of getting scouted or going off to university on an athletics scholarship, harvey got the fuck outta there.  he didn’t wanna be a pro athlete, as much as he enjoyed playing baseball / basketball / football. he wanted to be a got damn rock star

sO i mean yah his dad basically disowned him and his mom cried bc her baby boy was growing up and flying the coop, and harv hopped on a plane to los angeles, california to “make it big” and move into a communal living apartment with a bunch of wicked ppl

fast forward three years later, he’s working the odd job (( bus boy, pizza delivery boy, taxi driver, etc )), but also playing gigs at various pubs / bars around the city to get his name out there. he’s genuinely enjoying life and doing whatever tf he wants within budget sdhugf

i feel like he brings a “groupie” to almost every party thrown at the apartment jfc like he’s not rly a fuckboy but he appreciates the companionship.......whether it works out to something more or not sfasdfag

he’s a diehard Bro, will do anything for his bros (male/female/non-binary - he basically calls everyone bro/dude)

he loves to party and do crazy shit so if u wanna get in trouble with a bud ???? count harv in

uhhhhh ? idk what else to write im tired & hungry but if anyone would like to plot a lil somethin !! pls feel free to slide into my ims B)

[eeeeeeeeeedil]

@umo-kun tagged me in a shuffle your music and list it thing im meant to do 15 but i did 20 because dont tell me what to do do u actually expect me to have a chill when it comes to music jfc 1. p!atd // the only difference between martyrdom and suicide is press coverage 2. frank ocean // pink matter 3. banks // drowning 4. childish gambino // the night me and your mama met 5. cage the elephant // take it or leave it 6. gorillaz // ascension 7. you me at six // room to breathe 8. banks // fuck with myself 9. p!atd // but its better if you do 10. grimes // world princess pt. 2 11. radiohead // reckoner 12. two door cinema club // costume party 13. bryson tiller // exchange 14. gorillaz// stylo 15. the kooks // naive 16. cherry glazerr // bloody bandaid 17. royal blood // better strangers 18. pvris // you and i (stripped) 19. hayley kiyoko // cliffs edge 20. radiohead // the amazing sounds of orgy i tag my fav american @kjarten to do this PLS I WANNA STALK UR MUSIC THANK

[officialflowergirl]

[flower emojis]

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? jfc...smh....you tolerate so much from me....a True Friend 2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? we/re cool 3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?  my gf wants to do molly w me! 4. Is your last name longer than six letters? neither is 5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? sober i think?? 6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? lmao.........................................i sure did 7. What does your last received text say? Hey ily. 8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? ???? a medium number of times 9. Where was your last kiss at? idr tbh lmao...maybe my car 10. When is the last time you saw your sister? :( at her wedding last weekend 11. What do you drink in the morning? water 12. Where did you sleep last night? couch 13. Do you think relationships are hard? not rly 14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? YES 15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? not at all 16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? sunny lmao 17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? there’s No One 18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? pajama shorts 19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? hopefully a nice lil qpp thing 20. Does anyone like you? yes 21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? [strained face emoji]  22. Is the last person you kissed gay? bi 23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? me 24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? i have 2 with plans for at least 5 more 25. In the past week have you cried? lmaooooooooooooooooooooo duh 26. What breed was the last dog you saw? ???? large and black 27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? off, i sit in my towel until i become dry 28. Have you ever kissed a football player? no but someone had a dope varsity jacket i got to wear once 29. Do you think you’re old? yea :( 30. Do you like text messaging? yes! iMessage and fb chat muuuuuuuuch more 31. What type of day are you having? unproductive and miildly sad 32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? yeah!!! a little heart shaped stud [heart eyes] or a septum (gay) 33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? warm!!!!!!!! 34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? duh theres tons of ppl important to me 35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? pals 36. Are you a simple or complicated person? this is a stupid question humans are complex and it’s insulting to suggest anyone (besides kyle) is a “simple person” 37. What song are you listening to? arby’s theme song, followed by believer (imagine dragons): commercials 38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? usuallly 39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? yea 40. What made you start liking the person you like now? im dumb 41. When did you last receive a text message? this morning before waking up :) 42. What is wrong with you right now? LIKE 90 THINGS 43. How well do you know the last female you texted? are demigirls female or nb moderately well 44. Does anyone disgust you? anita 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? no 46. Are you in a good mood right now? im not in a BAD mood 47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? family 48. What color shirt are you wearing? black tank 49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? probably 50. Anyone you’re giving up on? anita 51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? no theyre incredible :///////////////// 52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? not? rly?? 53. Do you like rain? hate it 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? pls drink unhealthy amounts of liquor w me 55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? yes Every time 56. Do you like to cuddle? yes!!!!!!!!! 57. Are you shy? no 58. Do you get along with girls? mostly, esp if they identify as queer 59. Have you dated the person you texted last? nop 60. What do you carry with you at all times? matching friendship rings 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? yes but i would Die 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? [strained face emoji] 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? ive never been In A Relationship 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? YES I DIE 65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? yeah ^^ 66. How old are the last three people you kissed? ummm 21, twenty-something, and thats all i remmeber 67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? neither 68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? [strained face emoji] 69. Do you have any stickers on your car? i want to believe & the truth is out there, and lisa frank stickers inside :D 70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? never rly listened to either 71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? BLACKBERRY 72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? with my sister before her wedding :C 73. Do you like diet soda? no 74. What color are the walls in your room? light blue!! 75. Are you 16 or older? no i’m 12 76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? weirdly specific but no 77. Do you have a job? yea 78. What are your initials? DAP 79. Did you ever have braces? questions starting 2 get boring, and no 80. Are you from the south? i sure am, born & raised yee-haw 81. What does your last status on facebook say? talks about how cute i am 82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? a small amount (to my first peck, first real kiss, and first makeout sesh) 83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? dad dead 84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? no but id look so cute in cheerleading 85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? moana! 86. Do you smoke? no but i have like a 3 yr old eCig that tastes rly good i use super rarely lol 87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? i love both 88. Is your phone touch screen? its 2017,,,yes 89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? natch straight 90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? no lmao 91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? cant swim 92. Have you ever made out in a car? [eyes emoji] 93. …Had sex in a car? [eyes emoji but like 20 times] 94. Are you single or in a relationship? let me Live 95. What were you doing last night at midnight? moping 96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? ??????? 97. Do you like the camera on your phone? front is bad, regular is good 98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? yes :) but the benefits are romance lol 99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? no but ive blacked out which is arguably worse 100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? yes lmao 101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? i took a plan b once just in case and i was fine 102. Name your favorite Kesha song: currently crazy kids 103. Do you have any tan lines right now? not rly 104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? Hell Yes

[cviperfan]

lesbianrukiakuchiki

i agree with this All Very Much. I'm also suspicious that they might be Baiting with klance to keep that "o yeah we love our LGBT fanbase remember korrasami well maybe thisll be like that" without following through. also can the writers like. Cut allura a break pls w/o trying to make her seem O So Mean for hating the empire that killed her ppl jfc

Like i can def get behind klance as a ship but being completely frank I haven’t seen anything yet to really indicate that this is a thing I should be reasonably expecting to happen?  Again it’s still pretty early (maybe?) so it’s hard to tell if it’s actually something they intend to pull the trigger on but if it’s something they’re free to do there’s no reason to not start seeding it now even if they’re waiting to develop it later (like I can reasonably see it maybe starting to happen in Season 3, again because of Team Voltron Dynamic Shakeups).  Like I definitely think a lot of us went in *assuming* with the relative lack of creative control Netflix asserts that the LoK team might actively pursue an s/s relationship, but that may not even be a goal.  Like as much the “not enough development” complaint was leveled at Korrasami the buildup was absolutely there and people who were paying attention caught it, but while it was going on we still had no reason to assume anything because of the nature of it being on a standard cable channel, and the censorship they had to work around to get what they could on screen.

Like I really don’t wanna outright condemn them yet because again there are a lot of factors at play, not least of which the show’s general lack of active shipping, but still... like... getting played sucks so it’s always better to be suspicious lmao

And absolutely the writing putting the onus of being the forgiver here is... so bizarre like... she’s literally one of a handful of her entire race left and trying to make it seem like she’s not being rational by not immediately taking the BoM at face-value is........ hmm

Like it would be one thing, maybe, if the BoM was portrayed as being penitent about the immensity of the Alteans sacrifice or something, but they’re very Ain’t Like That Now about the whole thing, which again is especially weird since KEEP VOLTRON OUT OF ZARKON’S HANDS is like rule one on their mission statement and the Alteans made that possible sooooooooooooo