#all2angels

[all2angels]

i think gerard is so cute especially when they were like a senior in highschool. but i know if i went to high school with him i would think hes a freak and that really does smth to me. he would be smelly and draw ppl during class, and just idk. need her bad

OMG this was so long ago i totally thought i already posted smthn with this ask 😭

tw dubcon? oblivious!gerard, youngeerr!gerard

NO BUT FR! whenever i see his high sch pics i just 😫😫😫 he looks like the nerds i wanted to fuck in high school like actually...

have you guys read about that interview where gerard talks about his first kiss and he said he wasn't an initiator and also "i ended up obviously really being more into that sleezy, dirty type thing. -i was way into it." yea. yea...

you wanted him to ask you to hang out, but he never seems to get the hint so you just flat out ask if you could come over to his house.

and then there's his horrible attempt to clean his room (which meant he took all of his stuff and moved it to one corner.) and you could smell the axe perfume gerard showered himself in.

a little later, you try to make a move on gerard, little touches here and there, accidental brushes of initmate places, and he seems to just brush off your not-so-innocent touches. ugh, he was so clueless.

ok fast forward a little later and you're giving him a full on handjob while iron maiden plays in the background. he didn't really tell you to stop, nor did he say to keep going? so you guessed he liked it. he was a mess, biting his lip and squirming a bit.

and he came a little too fast, you thought it was cute but it got literally everywhere, including your clothes and arm. he was way into it.

[gerard-ways-gremlin]

Wasn't expecting to get tagged tbh

1. Phantomrider - Tokio Hotel

2. Bisexual- Grlwood (I forgot how to spell her name)

3. Disenchanted - My Chemical Romance

4. Emo Boy - Ayesha Erotica

My tags

@tqer-s @aesthetic-bbyg @all2angels

Tagged by @icepickparty, thank you beloved Käärijä mutual! 💚🫶

Name 4 songs that you consider YOURS. Songs that no one else understands like you. Songs that they can try to pry from your cold dead hands:

"Mein Teil" by Rammstein <33 My genuine fav song of all time

"Life Eternal" by Mayhem

"Forced Gender Reassignment" by Cattle Decapitation

"Killing For Company" by Swans

Tagging @codedreams, @maddymoreau, @mnikhowozu, @a-wolf-in-bat-wings, @hongzhizhu, @xxs4d-b4st4rdxx and anyone else who sees this and wants to do it <3

[all2angels]

BURIED MYSELF ALIVE | basement!gerard x reader

warnings: this is kinda intense don't read if sensitive, NSFW!!, exaggerated writing, kinda cringe but it's meant to be like that, gerard is sooo gross and pathetic, i've never written a bj scene before please be kind 🙏 probably a lot of grammar and spelling mistakes because i could not bring myself to proofread im sorry

this was the last place you wanted to be in, like, this was genuinely a fucking hellhole.

when you walked in, the smell was almost rancid. his room was filled with trash, half-eaten chips, mountains of unwashed laundry, socks that had something in it that you didn't want to think about.

he offered for you to sit on his bed, you didn't want to, but it seemed like a better option than the floor, so you sat on the edge of bed.

you hated yourself for having the slightest bit of empathy, then maybe you wouldn't be in this place. gerard had asked you if you wanted to watch a horror movie at his place after you bonded over the topic one day, and you said yes, but have been putting it off for about three weeks.

all of your friends told you to cancel on it, they said that gerard wss a gross pervert freak and that you wouldn't want anything to do with him, but whenever he'd asked you if you still wanted to watch a movie with him he'd look so pathetic and desperate, you didn't have the heart to say no. but you wished you declined it.

gerard was walking all over the place, with a panicked look and rummaging through his stuff. you thought he was probably looking for the cd that had the movie. you wondered how he could find anything in this place. while he was looking, you looked over at his bedside table, seeing dirty magazines. you let out a scoff. couldn't he have at least hidden those before i came over?

"please don't be mad.." he says, his voice filled with guilt, "i know you've- we've waited for weeks, but i can't find my CDs." he takes a seat next to you, and you hold your breath. he stared at you, you didn't know what to do or say, he was just staring awkwardly.

"it's... fine? i guess..." you said, unsettled by the way he looked at you. you swear that he almost leaned in, and you were trying to prevent anything like that from happening. his eyes was filled with infatuation, and yours was filled with absolute disgust. the way he looked at you made you feel dirty. he was so fucking pathetic, but it was kinda hot how much he seemed to like you, how much he seemed like he wanted to please you.

you turned away from him out of pure embarrassment that you thought in the slightest bit that gerard 'pervert' way was attractive or hot, but you couldn't help it. you decided that the only way to stop these thoughts was to get the fuck away from here.

"hey, i should go..." you spoke up, standing up from the spot in his bed you were sitting in. you waited for him to say something, but he just looked at you and frowned. he looked like he was about to cry. jesus fucking christ you could throw up right now.

"gerard...? are you okay?" you sigh, sitting back down. you couldn't leave him like this. you hesitate, but you put your hand on his back, comforting him. you didn't want to ask, you wanted to get out, "what's wrong?" you say through gritted teeth.

"i'm really lonely, y/n, please don't go." he rests his head on your shoulder. he starts to ramble on about something, and you tune out his voice. the more he talked, the more you started to be impatient.

"you're so fucking pathetic..." you said. out loud. fuck. your eyes widened, realizing that he had heard it. he lifted his head, but the had his gross hand on your thigh. you were going to apologize, but the way that he looked shocked made you want to rage.

"are you serious?" you snap, he looks confused and hurt. "you couldn't possibly think you had a chance, c'mon dude. you're so- i mean, you're a freak."

"i jus', uhm, i-i like you—" before he could even finish his sentence you laughed at him. no fucking way. you turned to him again, and seeing his eyes, you knew he was genuine. his eyes were red from crying, and his cheeks flushed.

"you're so fucking pathetic, gerard. shouldn't come across as a surprise, i don't like you back." you say, standing up to leave, but before you can he reaches for your hand. his hand was calloused, it was rough.

"please-" he begs, "please, listen— i promise you..." he doesn't know what to say, but he wants you to stay so bad. "I'll do anything for you. I'll do anything."

"no! stop it, okay? i. don't. like. you. get that shit through your head. i don't even want to be your friend, okay, you-" he cuts you off this time with a kiss. he tastes horrible, but you don't stop it. fuck it, you think. you liked the kiss.

he breaks the kiss, and you could feel his hard dick on your thigh, his face is close to yours. "give me a chance, please..." he says.

you sighed and pushed him onto his messy bed, making him sit on the end of the bed and going on your knees in front of him. you start to unbuckle his belt, then you undo his zipper. you could hear him whimper. you take out his dick, a little part of you at least expected him to have a big dick, but he doesn't. the size was fine, not like it was too small. it wasn't trimmed, and the smell was somehow stronger than other dude's dicks. you try not to think about it too much and hold your breath.

you tease the tip, licking off the precum which tastes sweet and bitter. you swirled your tongue around his tip, and feel him twitch. "fuck..." he moans. you feel his hands on your hair, petting you softly, it felt awkward though, you just brushed past it.

you give his dick a few pumps, hearing him beg for you hurry up. you spit on your hand, messily spreading it on his shaft before you part your lips to take him into your mouth. you look up at him, see his eyes closed, and head back. you kept on moving up and down, he let out a loud groan.

you continued bobbing your head up and down, you teased his balls. he made such pretty noises when you did that.

you kept your pace steady until you started to feel his dick twitch in your mouth, you began to quicken your speed until he eventually released his load in your mouth, it spread to your face and chest, and whatever was left in your mouth you swallowed.

he dropped onto his bed, panting heavily. you cleaned yourself up with a cloth you hoped was clean on his bed. it was probably filled with cum anyway.

you sat next to him. his dick was still out.

"c-can we do that again?" he tiredly asked, looking over to you.you sighed heavily. "i guess so, whatever. just don't tell anyone." you warned, rolling your eyes. welp

[all2angels]

i KNOW the common consensus is that the quiet ones are always the most fucked up but WHERE ARE THE PATHETIC MIKEY ENJOYERS. i want to BREAK that man. make him cry and writhe and whine and shit cuz im just driving his loser ass insane gnawaing at my enclosure Ok Bye 😍

NO, FR! why does mikey always looks like he's about to whimper. i can't explain it but whenever i see a picture of him back in early mcr days HE LOOKS SO PATHETIC!!

guys he's so fucking whiny whenever he's about to come, mumbling "oh, fuck, please please, pls, pls... don't stop..." very quietly, you could barely hear him and this is his face 🥺 and then when he does cum and you do that thing where you keep thrusting he's gonna let a few tears roll down his cheeks and he's begging you to stop atp bc HE CAN'T TAKE IT!!

[all2angels]

ok but dad gee and you’re like half his age and he’s your first time and his sweaty dad bod and and and #sorry

tw age-gap, gross descriptions, not physically active gee LMFAO

oh, dad gee, how ive missed you!

i'd love to just make him feel so guilty about it. telling him he's a bad man (house of wolves reference) for wanting to do it with someone so much younger than him. i want to degrade him, ok?

of course, the age gap does not stop you two from doing it, it being your first time as well. because you made a fuss about wanting to try it and gerard can't control himself, if anything his dick controls him. he'd do anything for you as long as it gets him laid. but he'd never admit that.

imagine his nervous face when you point out that he could literally be your dad 🥺 telling him he's a gross nasty old man that needs to be locked up! he'd get super embarrassed and tell you not to say such things that aren't true, but he worries deep down that they were factual.

your first time with him though, he really tried to make it special. as much as he can, anyways. he lit up some scented candles and dimmed the lights (dimming the lights is such a rich people thing but n e way)

he'd be super super gentle with you, too. leaving trail marks all over you and touching every possible are of your skin. he can't wait, he's rock hard fucking solid and it doesn't help that you keep teasing his clothed cock with your knee.

gerard promised to do all the right things, to prep you, make sure you're lubed up, etc, but since it was your first time it was a little bit of a struggle, but the fact his dick wasn't all that definitely helped! it's like u were made for each other. (half srs half j)

all the time while he was thrusting into you, you could hear his already exhausted groans and breaths, his sweat was dripping down to you and his hair was super wet. he didn't go that fast, one reason being not wanting to hurt you and the other being he physically can't.

this would've been a turn off for anyone else. not to you. this show he was putting on was so... hot.

you both ended up enjoying yourselves way too much, he lazily dragged you over to his arms, you both were sticky but he mumbled something about taking a break and resting before aftercare. you kissed his forehead and waited for him to recover so that u could take a bath together.

[all2angels]

blood kink with gee bro jesus christ. bro will just full on bite your neck so hard it bleeds while fucking. he'll love it whenever you scratch his back harshly and accidentally made him bleed.

tw biting, blood

he loves it heloves it he wishes he was a vampire

gerard is a BITER during sex!!

it starts off with small bites too, just a pinch to test the waters but every time he'll bite harder to see when you'll break. jus pinches to real bites that cause bruises, and when you don't object to it he just goes deeper until he gets the satisfying metal taste of your blood

it gets really bad at some point people start to ask about the marks he left on your... everywhere. but whenever some1 did ask you'll laugh and get horny thinking about it probably

he'll start to beg you to bite him back too. he thinks it's so fucking hot. you both wake up the next morning and there'd be blood all over the sheets that'll be a pain to clean up.

afterward, you both would do aftercare and patch up each other's wounds idk i think that'd be so cute

[all2angels]

screaming sobbing in bits i just saw a picthres of revenge era frank spitting and drooling im not ok i need him biblically i need him in a way that would get me chucked in the looney bin and lobotomised if it was 100 years ago

+hope youre doing okay after your last post take as long as you need🫡

NO BC TRUE????

tw spit kink, sub!frank

ughh frank iero. frank ieros spit. i need it in me. u know that when you're fucking him he'll definitely be drooling

WAIT WAIT using his spit as lube. ... jfc someone detain me... .. . thinking abt making out w him and he's such a fucking slober tell me why there's spit dripping on from your chin and it's mostly his.

not sub frank behavior but i need him to spit on me. spit in my mouth or in my pussy idc I'll take it

[all2angels]

stoner gee is your older best friend. and he has such a huge crush on you.. he knows it's so wrong to think of you like that, he's in his 20s and you're a teenager. but he remembers everything you say, every time you look in his direction, everything you do.. he's in deep.

so when you come over one day, sneaking down to the basement and waiting for him to come back from work, he's ecstatic to find you rolling a joint for the two of you to share. you were anxious about trying it for a while, knowing that if your parents found out, they'd be so pissed. but you finally find the right timing, and enough courage.

once you're done rolling, you stick the joint between your lips and he lights it for you, watching as the small flame illuminates your features for a split second. you inhale, and cough, as expected, before giving it to him. time passes, and you're both higher than the mf sky, laying down on his bed and giggling.

he gets touchy, only holding you close at first, before beginning to subconsciously grind his hips against you. he only notices after you point it out, when you mumble "what are you doing?" in response. he doesn't wanna stop, it feels so good. you feel so good. smell so good, look so good.. and before you know it, he's moaning and whimpering as he cums in his pants. Yum.

tw age-gap, UNDERAGE???, corruption

HOLY SHIT. i literally read "stoner gee" AND I RAN TO OPEN THIS!!! it's like a bedtime story. i love u thank you for this i have nothing to add

ok, but fr STONER GEE IS NOT TALKED ABOUT ENOUGH. we need more of him.

think about it. you're too young to be forming any kind of relationship with him, he's years older than you and is a horrible influence. instead of protecting you from drinking, smoking, sex, etc, he encourages it!

you see him as your cool older brother, i mean, you seriously think he's cool— and he's not, he's literally 20 something still living in his parents basement, working at a barnes and noble with an art degree, yikes...!

but you, you thought the world of him. that's why he's attached, because you admire him so much even though there's not much to admire. you feed his ego so much, how could he not have a burning crush on you?

ugh!! this needs to be explored more. guys... guys.

[all2angels]

need nurse gee to eat me tf out

genuinely think she'd be sooo unbelievably good at it. would go for hours too!!

like other doctors and nurses keep knocking on the door, checking up because our examination is taking wayyy too long, she'd groan against my cunt and hold her head up for one second to shoo the other people away, only to bring her lips to my cunt again

her grip on my thighs to keep my legs open would leave marks / bruises 😵‍💫 she keeps telling me over and over again to keep still and open for her, but it gets a little overwhelming orgasm after orgasm. eventually getting to a point of overstimulation where i can't even move much anymore and jus' keep my leps open for her, only having the energy to whine and cry abt how tired i am

ughhh #save me nurserard

[all2angels]

...whats your opinion on piss...mainly gerard doing it...you jerk him off for the first time ever and he pisses, just a little before he cums

"oh shit- uhh- its precum, i promise-" (IT IS NOTTTT)

not an opinion because this actually happened when i sucked gerard off...

tw's: piss, blowjobs, basement!gerard coded, this is the first thing ive written in four months so it's kinda bad.

gerard sits on the edge of his bed, using his forearms to support his upper body, his whimpers and whines echo throughout the basement. your lips leave his shaft with a smack, and you place both your hands on his shaft and move it up and down, starting slow and gentle then quickly picking up the speed. his breathing got more erratic, you assume he's about to cum by the way he's holding onto the bedsheets tightly and getting more vocal. your tongue meets his tip again, swirling around it. he lets out a moan before pissing himself on your mouth.

you suddenly stop, unable to pull away from shock or whatever. when you pull away a little and before you can say anything, he unleashes his load. his cum covers your lips and cheeks. you keep your eyes closed for a few seconds, not knowing how to react. you can hear gerard mumbling something. grabbing a discarded piece of cloth, you wipe his cum off.

"what was that...?" you ask, still on your knees in front of him. he turns redder than he already was, scratching the back of his head thinking of an excuse. he stutters for a while.

"i-it's not what you think..."

— k i can't write anymore

[all2angels]

what sextoys do you think gerard would have… tbh i’m thinking flesh light for current gee but basement gee just looks like a pillowhumper

basement gee cannot afford sextoys 🙅‍♀️

hc's below

tw actually gross (cumming inside pillow), rusty writing, anal?, vibrators, fleshlights, sub!gerard

basement gerard

- this might be a little gross but i think basememt gerard would be the type of person to cut a hole on his pillow to use it as a fleshlight and cum inside the pillow... imagine the STINK. maybe he even likes how the cum warms up the pillow ...

- and and he wouldn't just use the pillow as a fleshlight, he'd also use it to grind on. omfg i need to peek at gerard grinding on his pillow, watching his cock get hard, his eyes closed thinking about nasty thoughts and wishing it was real and he wasn't just grinding on a pillow. watching his flushed cheeks as he realizes how pathetic he must look, but he's so close, he can't stop now.

current gerard

- yup i agree current gerard would have a fleshlight. despite the fact he's more aged now, his sex drive stays pretty high. whenever you're not in the mood, he'll probably will just use his fleshlight, imagining that you're jerking him off, or riding him.

- but then hearing his whimpers and whines while he's pleasuring himself with the toy gets you horny too so you'll end up fucking anyway??

- he'd also use it specially on tour, he'll send you videos of him using the toy after a show (because the adrenaline gets him hard so he has to take care of his boner after every show)

- UGHH using a vibrator on current gerard. he loves to be overstimulated, vibrators where made for him.

- this might not be an original thought— having a vibrator shoved up his ass during a show 🥺 watching him lay on the floor, about to spasm out of control whenever you put the vibrator on the highest setting. watching them squishing their thighs together oh he's so perfect

[all2angels]

need nurse!Gerard to make me cum multiple times a day bcuz it's "healthy" for my heart

tw: gaslighting, non-con, overstim, FALSE SAFEWORD, medical kink, restraints

no because it's her solution for EVERYTHINGGG!! headache? feeling weak? anything at all hurts? an orgasm WILL fix that!

gerard knew she'd be too powerful if he wore his latex gloves w/ the nurse outfit but there isn't a day i don't think about it. i need nurse gerard to touch me with her gloves.

she'd probably have a whole schedule too of when she's gon' make you cum i think that's cute. i need her so bad it's not funny

she'd be so gentle, trying to convince you that it will make you feel better and will relief any type of pain you have. and if you try to refuse, she doesn't not take 'no' for an answer. nurse gerard will start to get a little aggressive, the narrative changing from "this is an option, if you want" to "you need this."

and she'll get you on that bed thing that holds your legs up wide and the straps for your wrist, (ive always had a kink w this specific medical equipment...) and she'll edge you with different types of toys and vibrators until you cum and she makes you cum multiple times, even when you're begging to stop and using you supposed 'safeword', she doesn't listen and keeps going, telling you that your nurse knows better than you do, and she'll stop when she thinks you've had enough.

but she's very gentle with aftercare, cleaning you up nicely and carrying you back to your room with a kiss to the cheek.

i need her so fuckinf bad yall

[all2angels]

DOIN' TIME | ms. way x reader

a/n: this was supposed to be a drabble but i got carried away xD!? orginal ask sent said secretary but i changed it to boss position bc it was hotter in my head but def let me know if y'all want a secretary one!!

warnings: AFAB READER but gender neutral throughout, cnc, inappropriate workplace, dom!gerard way, she/her pronouns for gerard. there's also gon be a few grammar mistakes (wrote dis at 2am)

You enter the office building, running a few minutes late. Rushing to the elevator, you didn’t even notice your boss get in the same elevator as you. It took for you to take a few deep breaths to notice her, standing with perfect posture and holding her briefcase with both her hands placed in front of her. You hold your breath, now feeling a little embarrassed. 

“L/n,” Gerard speaks unexpectedly breaking the awkward silence between you. You look over at her, noticing she still has her sunglasses on and iconic gloves on. “I’d like to speak to you in my office later. Come over when you’re settled in. And please, for the love of God knock first.” 

The elevator doors opened just when she ended her sentence. You got off, walking slower to make sure she’d go in before you. You swallowed the lump that formed inside your throat. 

As you walk to your cubicle, you settle down some of your stuff and mentally prepare for what is about to go down in her office. Despite Ms. Way’s calm appearance, she had a demon inside of her that was terrifying when it came out. You’ve seen her scream at some of your co-workers when their work wasn’t up to her standards, you were worried you were going to be the next victim of this. Other than that, you were worried you were going to get fired since you haven’t been performing that well. 

You nervously walked over to her office, palms sweaty but you tried to keep a cheerful workplace smile. You knock three times and open her door. “G… Good morning…!” you stutter, mentally cursing yourself for seeming so nervous already. 

Ms. Way asks you to take a seat on the chair in front of her desk, but she doesn’t take a seat on hers. She notices your nervousness and feels how tense you are. “You’re shaking, dear…” she whispers, her voice low. “And I need you- to relax.” she gently places her hand on your shoulder, and her gloved hand goes down to undo the buttons of your blouse. 

You breathe heavily, frozen in place. This is wrong. This is not allowed, this is inappropriate. But you didn’t stop her, no, you wanted to desperately please your boss. 

After she removes your blouse, she takes your arm and pulls you up so that you’ll stand, you follow. She then pushes you to sit on her desk, ordering you to lie down. You do as you’re told. 

“So tense, you gotta loosen up, baby.” baby. Oh god, you could orgasm just by her voice. Her covered hand moves down to your core. She teases you through your underwear and you hear her chuckle at the way you squirm at her touch. She carefully removes her underwear. 

"Ms- Ms. way..." you beg. You don't even know what you're begging for, for her to touch you, or for her to stop? Because you didn't want to get caught like this, especially since it seemed too easy to get caught through the gaps in the curtains of her windows. 

Her gloved thumb starts to tease your sensitive clit, and you flinch. You whine, wanting more sensation, more stimulation. She smirks down at you, finally giving you what you want and inserting two of her covered fingers in your core. The gloves made it easier to slide it, but it also made it feel that much fuller. You hold onto the edges of her desk, holding in a moan as you feel her start to pump her fingers in you and play with your breasts. 

Her fingers move faster, you feel your body start to build up. You beg for her, whispering praises of how good you feel, and how incredible your boss is to allow you to feel this way until you come undone on her fingers with a loud whimper. You try to catch your breath, holding onto her arm for dear life. She gives you a soft kiss before picking up your underwear and tossing it to her bottom drawer. 

"that'd be all," she says, shoo-ing you away from her office. 

[all2angels]

what do u think of gerard way being the guy in ayesha erotica's song emo boy omg

i love ayesha erotica and i love this idea I've literally thought about it like at least ten times. warped tour era gerard way is my everything.

thinking abt meeting gerard way at hot topic of all places and telling him how much you wish you got tickets, and then he offers you backstage pass (idek how). when you get to the concert, gerard makes sure to make it the dirtiest, nastiest, most sexual show so far, knowing you're in the crowd. i mean, he's grinding, moaning, spitting a lot more than he usually is, he's like a fuckin' dog.

then he makes sure to find you after the show and bring you back to their tour bus to fuck :3 the other members can see how the tour bus is literally rocking back and fourth and decide to just come back later...

[all2angels]

AND IF I SAID AND IF I SAID

tw sexworker!reader, 2019 Gerard <33, dom!gerard to sub!gee, overstim, masturbation. - this is a drabble

2019!GERARD BOOKING YOU FOR AN NSFW SESSION. TELLING YOU HOW TO TOUCH YOURSELF THROUGH YOUR LAPTOP. UGHHHH *rips my skin off*

guys guys i can't stop thinking about it i was supposed to write it into a fic BUT I CAN'T DO IT please someone else write it.

2019 gerard, out of desperation seeks comfort to a twitter porn★, dm'ing you asking how much a three hour session would be and setting up an session

then for like an hour he'd just rant about how sad he is blah blah blah and then he'd be like ok next up is kinky stuff teehee

i think he'd like to have control at first, telling you to overstim on a vibrator and telling you when to lower or higher the setting (screams) he'll say: "if you can't keep up with me, i'm subtracting that to your payment..."

RAHHHHHHHHHHHY

but eventually he'll get rock hard and ask you to take care of him— meaning to degrade him while he beats off to your sweet voice <33

AND OFC HE WOULDN'T ACTUALLY PAY YOU LESS!! he'd probably double it- saying that the extra is for the next session.

[all2angels]

(n$fw) gross basement gerard way thoughts (he's so stinky) uhm idk what possessed me when i was writing this but this is literally so fucking nasty and gross don't read if you're sensitive i guess?? MINORS DNI!! | FIC BASED ON THIS

cannot stop thinking about gross musty pervert gerard like i wanna degrade him so bad and tell him how gross he is and how nobody would want to fuck him because he's sooo disgusting

poor baby would probably get hard over it though, like imagine saying really hurtful things to him, and he just pouts and takes it, his dick is so hard it's starting to feel uncomfortable, he can't help it so he starts to jerk off his hard dick

laughing and making fun of him because he's getting off to your bullying, but it just keeps him going, he seriously can't stop. then he whimpers and whines for help

you take his dick in your hand, jerking it off for him and he lets out a long moan, no one has ever touched his dick aside from himself. you laugh and say, "aww, i just touched it and you're probably already about to cum, huh?"

AND and he cums in your hand, he cums so much and makes such a mess all over the place, even reaching your face. he's panting cuz it's the hardest he's ever came. you tell him to look at you, and you lick the cum off your hand he's fucking droolinnggggg at you!!

bonus, his cum probably tastes sooo fucking bad like the bad kind of salty where you can tell his diet is so bad and unhealthy like he's so fucking nastyy!!!