#jfc america

[pollyperks]

well congrats on another trump presidency america

[nothing-an-iratze-cant-fix]

America, what the fuck is going on with your chickens???

We really, really need to talk more about worker safety in meat processing

like jesus christ

Do you want to know how many industrial poultry workers are disabled directly because their job?

87%

And it’s all from poor hazard management from higher ups trying to make a buck.

And that’s all just chickens

[rhaenyratargeryen]

Captain America: The Winter Soldier | 2014 Captain America: Brave New World | 2025

[jaynuu]

the lengths I'll go for a shit post

(alt. versions below)

last one is FACE fam, pls don't tag as us/uk or eng/can 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

[gendiebrainrotreceipts]

About the kitty litter thing: I work in a school and I’m sick of these rumors being spread so I wanted to explain.

That rumor, while clearly absurd, is based in fact, as all rumors are. Many classrooms in the United States do have cat litter sitting in their classrooms. To use as a makeshift bathroom in an active shooter situation. It has nothing to do with kids identifying as cats, and everything to do with schools being unsafe places for them. The litter buckets are the best that we can provide for the kids if going to the bathroom can get them killed.

I just saw you answer an ask about this and I wanted to explain the truth behind the rumor because it would be terrible if people started believing it so I would appreciate it if you could publish this.

Thanks for your input ❤️

[austerlitzborodinoleipzig]

Y'ALL ARE TELLING ME THAT THE FS THAT BEAT ILIA AT SKAM WAS KEVIN AYMOZ'S

THE SAME KEVIN WHO A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO SCORED ALL IN ALL 80 PTS FOR HIS FREE SKATE AT FRENCH MASTERS ??!!

[pendragonsgallery]

@roszabell asked me to post this and I delivered

Hetalia Characters as things said by my college friend group:

America: “Just because I haven’t had sex doesn’t mean I don’t know the basic components of it! I wasn’t in the Revolutionary War but I still know what happened. I know how it started- I know the foreplay, and the aftercare is just the Constitution. It’s not that complicated of an issue.

Canada: “Yeah I could take down a moose. If I can dive quick and tap it in the nuts it’ll go down guys, trust me. I’m a moose expert.”

England: “You look like a guy in the 1940s being drafted for war. Why are you mad, at least I didn’t call you British. I held back just for you.”

France: “What if I want to be a rich bitch? Is that respectable?”

Spain: “If my parents had told me they were having another kid, I would just say no. I’m the princess here bitch.”

Romano: “vapes are so gross. If you’re going to be addicted to nicotine, at least smoke a cigarette like a real man.”

Germany: “How did I, as a twenty year old man become the mother figure. And why am I doing it so well?”

Prussia: “Just Dance? Bet. If I’m making money, I’ll twerk like there’s no tomorrow.”

Italy: *very confidently* “Some people like hard liquor and I like fruits in my yogurt! I see no difference.”

China: “I know how to tell if there is inflation. It’s determined by dip in dots prices”

Japan: “I’m just staring at the goldfish crackers… and they’re staring… back at me.”

Russia: “anything is possible if you believe in yourself and that if that includes you deepthroating your ice cream… then who am I to judge I guess.”

Austria: “I can assure you that people twerked and got down hard to Ode to Joy and absolutely should continue to do so. Shit slaps.”

Hungary: “I’m gonna beat you with my shoe out of love.”

Denmark: “Well you know what else bitch??? You’re mom- I mean my mom- your mom- my-your- fuck I-”

Lithuania: “I drink black coffee cause I need ✨validation✨.”

[eames-with-a-rose]

When he kissed her finger leaving the police car half rolled down window. I die.

[resizura]

they really tried to make RESIDENT EVIL FOUR (remake) patriotic

[badolmen]

I can fix him*

*bad writing, underutilized gameplay mechanics, characters with unfulfilled potential, funded by bootlickers

[piratebay]

i know i'm generally v poor with languages and shit also with time like i had to use 2 calculators to figure out what time and day a package would arrive in my time zone vs utc

but damn whenever i see temps in celsius i'm like aren't you cold holy shit 🥶

[the-jam-to-the-unicorn]

If you wanna suffer today or like to feel pain, I would recommend watching the press conference with Trump and Ze. It's as worse as you expect it to be.

[thewingedwolf]

twitter is so annoying with the “blue and jag are aligning with non white people finally” my comrade in christ they are aligned with each other and they’re both not white and also america is sitting right there.

also, i do find it just a tiny bit annoying to dismiss matt as just another cishet white dude like yeah he’s a hyper competent athlete who talks like a surfer but not only is he hard of hearing, he’s literally talked to everyone about how he’s been behind socially bc he doesn’t know what everyone is talking about and you can literally see him struggling to keep up and make alliances on the feeds because of his disability and the lack of accommodations surrounding it like!!!! there are in fact other axes of oppression that exist and disability is just as much of a factor in how you’re treated as gender, sexuality, and race.

[will-pilled]

Won't say that they should be illegal or legal but I will say that you can tell a lot about someone based on how they respond to bringing up the fact that fireworks scare people and animals and should be done from a reasonable distance away from them.

[lovedeluxe92]

mental health has gotten so weird lately! there’s such a stigma now on like …over diagnosing but no one wants to take meds like everyone’s anti pills all of the sudden??? i’m like you can’t have ….these things you have and not be medicated like i’m sorry that’s just the facts of it.

[austerlitzborodinoleipzig]

Thank you Kévin for reminding the fandom that Bolero is a phenomenal piece of music.