#jfc IM NOT OKAY xD

[artlory]

I heard you can solo o8s and 12 hours later here we are ;u;

[scatterpatter]

YES i am a wannabe-meteorologist who obsesses over weather and will keep an eye on systems so friends/family don't get caught off guard. YES i have bad storm anxiety on top of that. We exist 🥰

[omarandjohnny]

okay!!! you've convinced me!! I've started my foray into OnlyOneOf's music and music videos and im obsessed already. what are your top 5 songs/videos??

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY

My bff started listening to them over the weekend, and now I get to bombard you with them as well? I LOVE IT HERE

Of their earlier stuff, dOra maar is definitely my #1 favorite. The storytelling, the choreo, UGH LOVE IT. (we don't speak of the English version, tho- dm me for the mess on that XD)

Also- LOU made a fantastic breakdown of the song's concept HERE, I can't recommend it highly enough!

bOss is another of the early ones with a great choreo video, and it's just a bop all round:

gaslighting is a big fave of mine, and again, DEVASTATING choreo. JFC.

And you really can't have dOra without picassO! Lovelovelove the chorus on this one.

Very hard to narrow it down to five, but I'll wrap it up with their wonderful cover/reimagining of the Japanese hit, Zurui Onna (I had this one playing on loop while I went through moving house hell last November, it was very soothing to keep singing BYE BYE! ARIGATO! SAYONARA! with the lads as I taped boxes shut XD)

The original version of the song is HERE and it's a lot of fun too.

I'm sure you've probably already watched their solo mv series, but just in case, the yt playlist is HERE.

And finally, I definitely recommend checking out this guide video, lots of good bits about the members:

There's SO much more good stuff out there, but I don't want to overwhelm you right out the gate (trying to practice infodumping restraint here, LOL) but pleasePLEASEplease feel free to ask for more ;)

<3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!

[mx-showstarter]

Healing my inner child rn... but what was wrong with me???

So basically I'm working on a fnaf au I thought of when I was 10... and Uh- was I okay? cause what I'm writing rn is not as dark as some of the stuff 10yr old me came up with Like they came up with this idea that the nightmares were tortured humans coming after Aftons kid for hostage- Now here I am writing it as illusion disk robots Afton is using to torment Michael- and heres the thing- Im reusing the nightmare aspect where its like all have a theme of phobia Nightmare Freddy- Body horror Nightmare Foxy- Missing limbs Nightmare Chica- S p i d e r s, all across the body. didn't make a nightmare Carl Nightmare Bonnie- FUCKIN NO LOWER BODY??? WAS I OKAY?? LIKE ITS COOL BUT JFC- KEEP IN MIND THEYRE MADE TO LOOK HUMAN SO THATS SOMETHING- I didn't even do a Nightmare Fredbear or Nightmare?? did I just believe they weren't canon??? who the feck knows Anywho legit edging close to the idea of this au being public cause, I just love making this and it feels nice improving it and it'd heal the inner child more cause for some fuckin reason between 9-13 I wanted to make an ask blog but didnt have permission XD

[neutrallyobsessed]

AY POR DIOS GENTEEEE

[newmainolddead]

or that sideblog you came to like that reblogs from you whom you follow that ended up being your mutual all along

whenever I finally realize that one of my mutuals is a sideblog and that the random user that’s been liking my posts was my mutual all along I feel like bruce willis at the end of the sixth sense

[sleepycoffins-and-benhargreeves]

Not an idea but Steven body language remind me of myself when im around my old crush. I always lean to them and try my best to touch them and look friendly. I try to get their attention and made them smile. And yes i dont tell anyone about it. Im just happyly hearteyeing them. Especially leaning on shoulder. Trust me, when i say it will look platonic from the outside. Like steven really here leaning on shoulder p la to nic ly like my guy steven ive been there i know whatchu doing pal. -🎵

Oh my god, I am so sorry for the late reply Song Anon! dsbkjfbaskjck

I got busy first with finishing my fanfic Empty Houses then, I got too tired to socialize sorry dfbjadskfcndk

BUT ANYWAYS! I want you to know, that when I was writing Empty Houses and I read what you sent, I literally had to stop and stare into the ceiling of my room for like a minute or so just thinking about what you said cuz jfc 

But also, it did remind me of the fact that before I did use to try and be overly affectionate by hugs and holding hands with people I used to have a crush on lmao (now I just confess on the spot cuz yolo) 

BUT UGHHHH HOW DARE YOU SAY IT LOOKS PLATONIC ON THE OUTSIDE WHAT STEVEN DOES BUT INTERNALLY HE IS ACTUALLY CRUSHING HARD ON ANDREW AHHHHHHHHH  ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

Steven being so clingy, and grabby, and wanting to hold Andrew and just, Andrew thinking Steven’s just the cuddly type of person when it comes to his friends and I just *sighs dreamily* yeahhhhh

OHHHH!! YOUR IDEAS THO, STEVEN MAKING BREAKFAST FOR ANDREW cbsdijcnkjs This is so perfect right now because of the recent announcement of Steven’s new show Dish Granted and I’m just here, thinking of all the times Steven has been practicing and Andrew’s all like

“Babe, this is how you do it,”  “Stevie, baby, like this,” “Baby, it’s gonna get burnt,” And Steven’s just all like “ANDREW, honey, please let me cook in peace.”

But also, Steven being all like mush and just giddy every time Andrew cooks for him and they have good morning kisses and Steven just cuddling Andrew every chance he gets ughhhhhh we are all suckers for domestic Standrew, every single one of us lmao

BUT ALSO THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR REMINDING ME THAT ANDREW HAS ALLERGIES TO CATS LMAO

You’d think Steven is he hard-deaded, somewhat spoiled one between the two of them but, sometimes you’ll have Andrew being all like

Andrew: *cuddling Simba and Wellington, then sneezes and his nose gets ruddy* 

Steven: Honey, did you-

Andrew: Later

Steven: Andrew, please put the cats down

Andrew, hugging Simba and Wellington closer: No.

Okay wow, this reply has been so long overdue and it got hella long too, so yeah, sorry for the late reply XD

But I adore your thoughts and ideas on Standrew so much!  ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[readbythestarlight]

c2e93

Oooookay the ad is freakishly normal so far

Nott: I stole this statue because fuck your dad

Fjord harassing the man just sitting listlessly in the bar

This poor old guy xD

I like how Fjord is like “it’s time to find out all about Beau’s wild days”

[[MORE]]

Cary: “you good with a shovel?”

Cad: “I am actually.”

“They are... disappointing.”

Jester is so grossed out by these rooms poor thing

Okay what’s the joke with Sam’s flask this week

HOLY SHIT THEY ALL GET TO SEE THE TRAVELER FOR THE FIRST TIME

Oh fuck what does that mean

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

So that means he’s.... not a god right

I’ve heard the theory he’s an archfey who Jester is helping to ascend to godgood because of her belief in him?

lol the Nott and Fjord banter is the BEST

He was?? A kid?? When she met him?? I do not remember this!!

The disappointment over that Nat20 cause they wanted to fight xD

Oh boy it’s been a while since they faced a harpy

The whole jar, Caleb?? Come on that was fun boba

Now you’ve lost the boba AND you have to fight

Nott’s drinking has gotten bad again

Have we seen Cad’s spirit guardians? I can’t remember. It’s probably bugs.

Called it

Cad coming in clutch with the dispell to save the wizard

Oh boy double crits

Ha nice tho! Fjord fjucking it up with the armor!

And the second one too DAYUM that armor is good

Oh frick it’s acid

OH NO

THE HORSES

Sending the horses back alone is a dumb idea they’re def gonna die

Good trying to deceive his way across the swamp xD

Poison fog?

Ghost fog

This which really does not want visitors

People skin leathers

I half hope it’s NOT the witch’s hut just because it would be funny

They just come across some really really weird hermit’s hut

SHIT there she is hiding on the roof

SHE SCARY

Thanks Matt I hate it

Wtf is she

I haaaaaate her

Also they’re gonna be fucked with a point of exhaustion

Hate the voice god dammit Matt

Like y’all I’m not easily freaked but she is definitely freaking me out

NOPE

NOPE

DONT LIKE HER

I’m with Travis this one time

“One at a time” hahaha hell no

Fjord really stepping up here I’m proud of him but also FUCK DON’T GO IN ALONE

Fjord don’t go promising favors to a witch

Thank god for that low roll

Fjord you little shit xD

Oh no Beau

Beau don’t do it

Nott wouldn’t want you to do it

MARISH RAY

NOOO THE STREAM IS DYING

Beau Beau Beau don’t

God I hate this no no no no no no no no no

I won’t allow this

MARISHA

GODDAMN

RAY

DONT YOU DARE

BEAU DONT

NO

Please Beau don’t

Please Beau

Please

They wouldn’t want this you’ll be hurting them too

BEAU

Oh thank god she left

Beau please don’t

Beau

ASK HER WHAT SHE MEANS BY NOT YET

What if she agrees to change Nott because she senses that Nott’s misery of being away from the M9 would be enough new misery to make it worth it

NOTT

NOTT YOU BAD

DONT DO THAT

Jfc Nott DONT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

ALL THOSE LIVES??

Jfc this is THE MOST SELFISH I am appalled

That puts your own family in danger!

Beau was going to sacrifice all her happiness for you and you’re going to fuck over two nations?!

Nott

Don’t you dare

Girl

If this pushes Beau to make the sacrifice instead I will rage

Has Nott been really off lately or is that just me

“Things that don’t really affect us though” Nott you lying selfish

I am so disappointed in you

Oh Beau’s gonna be MAD

Nott you LIAR

Beau tell them

Tell them the truth

Beau

Please tell them

So they can tell you how miserable they’ll be without you

BEAU DO NOT

MARISHA PLEASE DONT DO THIS

SOMEONE STOP HER

STOP

HER

PLEASE

hug her!! And hold her!! And walk away from the goddamn witch!!

PLEASE DONT LET HER

Jester hug her

Group hug her

Don’t let her

Yasha

oh god

Not gonna let Beau do this

I’m crying so hard please just kill this witch please don’t give her anything

Jester Yasha somebody grab Beau and just hold her and tell her you can’t lose her

All of you do that

And Yasha please don’t listen to the witch

She feeds on your misery, she would bring your wife back as a husk

DAMN RIGHT GIRL

What’s she gonna give her

Oh no the flowers I’m

I’m crying really hard right now

Please roll well

“Oh I just meant I would kill you”

YAAAAS YASHA

Just do it please

Jester no

Can we not

Let’s just fight her let’s just KILL HER

I want Jester to kill her with sunshine

Oh no her artistic expression

Oh that would be so sad

Just KILL HER

JESTER NO

JESTER

JESTER NO

OH MY GOD

I’m gonna throw up

N: “let her do her thing” FUCK YOU NOTT

Oh damn, was that clever of her?

Oh. Oh my god.

She’s using modify memory

BABY GIRL

that’s THE SPELL

ITS NOT GONNA WORK BUT IM PROUD SHES TRYING

HOLY SHIT

SHE SUCCEEDED

I can’t breathe

That persuasion dice roll for the fucking cupcake

LAURA GODDAMN BAILEY EVERYONE

I literally can’t breathe

Taliesin is all

Of us

Marisha is the only one keeping in character

Oh my god oh my god oh my god

I can’t believe it was all that darkness and all that emotion and then Jester saved it with a moldy cupcake

Anyone feel like Jester did that as much to keep Beau with them as for Nott?

I’m shaking man what a ride

[singingforthepromises]

fruits basket - eps 21, 22, & 23

ep 21: 

ohhh are we getting a saki-centered episode now too?! here for it!

jfc motoko even has a yuki photo on her beside table? obsessed much? 

those two definitely have ulterior motives lol. 

aaaand naturally, of course. 

these girls are gonna get owned so hard and i’m already excited about that. xD

saki’s room is beautiful! 

megumi is so cute 

and he spills facts that these girls need to hear too lmao

this kid is so awesome lol. 

aww saki <3

rofl saki letting them sit with the fear is just too funny. 

ep 22: 

okay so this is the continuance of saki’s story, so the ep where tohru gets sick is either the next one or something. i like that it’s happening later than it did in the 01 anime. It feels more organic this way. 

anyway back to saki 

oh god yeah, i’d be annoyed, too. having all of those thoughts screaming at you? must be unbearable. 

WOW. saki’s family is the perfect example of HOW to be. too bad so many families of the zodiac kids can’t react this same way. complete unconditional love <3

these kids are so fucking awful what the fuck

poor saki!

MEGUMI IS SUCH A GOOD BROTHER 

these kids seriously tried to burn her im 

saki’s parents are just... incredible. they truly love their daughter and even wanted to move to help her get a better environment. 

i say this all the time, but: tohru is just too sweet. so accepting of everyone. 

arisa is so great, too. i really love this trio. 

asjadjajadj they’re all so cute i cant handle it. 

so proud of saki <333

kyoko’s wisdom never fails to make me smile. 

ep 23: 

i literally have 2 eps left of this season i’m so excited. i’ve been watching since like 6am. XDDD i need a nap after these last two. 

OH OH THIS IS THE EP WHERE TOHRU GETS SICK SJFJSFJSJFJ

tohru, sweetie it’s okay. it’s just one exam. I get it though, i hold myself to the same standard in school. 

kyo blushing when tohru runs into his back i’m laughing this boy is so hopelessly in love with her. 

“a fever?! right after I was talking about it?!” hahahaha

“i diagnose her with a cold” lol it’s adorable that he does, and he’s right, but... lots of things could cause a fever that could’ve been worse than a cold. just saying. xD fortunately, that’s not the case. 

KYO TELLING HER TO GO TO BED. <3

momiji’s concern is just too cute.

kyo’s making tohru food AWWW

lmao @ him wanting to fight shigure because he just knows that shigure is internally giving him shit im dying

“why do i have to do this anyway?!” lmao kyo baby because you’re in love.

“he’s so innocent” hahahaha

“don’t get sick in the first place” “yes...” and tohru starts crying. and lmao, kyo’s immediately like ‘O SHIT. I was an asshole again UFGHHH” and just goes to his knees. I can’t with him. He’s so precious. The way he just listens to her here. this is exactly why they’re perfect for  each other. He listens when she needs to vent, and doesn’t let her drown in her bad feelings. 

“otherwise, it... it throws me off.” AWWWW. 

“yours is... way better.” i’m dying.

OH MY GOD. the way he turns his head to peak at her behind his arm is the cutest fucking thing? 

yuki is such a good friend to her ;a; 

KYO’S READING RECIPES FOR RECOVERY SFJSFJS

yaaay she passed her exam

oh, wait.

oh shit.

starting right now... this is the ep before the reveal of kyo’s true form. SHIT SHIT SHIT

tohru offering to let kyo under her umbrella is so cute

also this scene is adorable, but... i’m laughing at the fact that the kids are just standing in the middle of the street at the crosswalk and the cars are just sitting there waiting for them to leave. I keep half-expecting them to honk at them. 

oooooohhh this guy looking at them. kyo’s martial arts teacher, if I’m remembering right? 

KYO’S SMILE IM

lol oh no kagura’s here. poor kyo. 

See, I don’t mind Kagura too much, but... I really feel that her love for kyo is extremely one-sided and she’s too overbearing/forceful. she’s sweet, but she’s too much when it comes to him. she needs someone who she can show this loving side of herself to without it freaking them out. she and kyo work best as friends. 

“it’s like she’s distancing herself from him for some reason” -remembers that she is here when the true form is revealed- did she already know? or is it something else? O__o

“i want to be a person who can accept whatever the truth is.” foreshadowingggg

“tohru doesn’t know yet, does she? do you plan on hiding it forever?” oh god. ;a;

lol these people are like “what the fuck”

“the normal thing would be to avoid me or distance yourself.” hi im crying

oooooh did kagura accidentally remove the beads? D: 

awwwwww shisho noticing kyo! <3

I think I remember shisho helping to raise him? the 01 anime showed a flashback when kyo was younger. I don’t recall the speciics, though. 

I’m definitely not ready for these next two eps. fuck. 

[dangeroussdames]

Just a fun little character game. Fill in the below categories with 3-5 things that your character can be identified by. REPOST DO NOT REBLOG & tag away!

tagged by: @xthebitchisbackx​, @theonlylucysaxon tagging: @therani-queenofscience @human-and-zygon @doctorrockstar @thedoctornumber11 .....and just honestly anyone who feels inspired  ssoooo because i’m feeling industrious; and because these are the muses with whom those who tagged me have threads I’m doing this for Missy AND Isobel  lmao  Missy answers before the /// Izzy ones after :3 

EMOTIONS / FEELINGS:

1. Mania /// Authority 

2. Confidence /// Ambition

3. Creativity /// Superiority 

4. Cleverness /// Ingenuity 

5. Tenacity /// Pride 

GREETINGS:

1.Wicked Grin /// superior smirk 

2. Big Smooches ♥ /// judgmental arched eyebrow 

3. Ridiculous, over the top & slightly insulting terms of endearment /// a sigh and grimace 

COLOURS:

1. Purple /// Black

2. Black /// Red 

3. Deep Blue /// charcoal

4. Red ///  Dark Green

5. Silver /// White 

SCENTS:

1. Rose  /// Pumice & Bleach  jk jk  Lemon

2 .Amber /// mint 

3. Cinnamon /// Vanilla 

4.  Sandalwood  /// Jasmine 

5. Caraway /// Lily of the Valley 

CLOTHING:

1. Edwardian Jacket  /// turtle neck

2.long edwardian skirt /// black  jumper dress

3. corset /// “little black dress” 

4. metallic bracelets and rings /// black heels 

5.  black  granny boots /// Leather Jacket

OBJECTS:

1. her hand-held little disintegrator device thingy --- y’all know what i mean; is there an actual name for it?? lmao im so uneducated /// 500 pg Character assassinations on all her coworkers and students

2. Vortex Manipulator ///  Books

3. Red lipstick /// rulers (with which to smack the backs of children’s hands) 

4. A Pointy Stick /// RUMSFELD ♥ (which is her owl’s name in case that made no sense ;P ) 

5. Handcuffs (Missy no; stop)  /// riding crop (GODDAMNIT IZZY NO; not you too) 

VICES / BAD HABITS:

1. Murder /// Skimming money off the top for Herself 

2. Destroying planets & civilizations /// Framing difficult students to get them expelled 

3. Not giving a shit abut the Little People /// Manipulation 

4. Forever trying to get her Boyfriend’s attention /// selfishness

5. Mercilessness ///  Ruthlessness

BODY LANGUAGE:

1. little smirk - knows something you don’t /// arched eyebrow - judging you

2. eyes widening excitedly - probs gonna kill you, or someone /// narrowed eyes - confused and/or  “are you really that dumb?” 

3. wicked grin - impressed/ delighted /// little smile - scheming ..... aka run Wickers... just run ...saddle up boy   (OMFG ISOBEL STOP) 

4. avoiding eye contact - sad/doubtful /// chewing her lip - uncertain/uncomfortable 

5.  rolling eyes - irritated; waiting for your small brain to catch up  /// wide eyes with the hint of a smile - surprised & amused 

AESTHETICS:

1.Space & Time in her Soul /// Bad Teacher 

2. Queen of Evil /// Straight Laced Control Freak 

3. Sexy Psycho /// “the conservative ones are the biggest freaks” 

SONGS:

1. Mad Hatter - Melanie Martinez /// Dangerous - Big Data 

2. I’m Gonna Show You Crazy- Bebe Rexha /// Power and Control - Marina and the Diamonds

3.Killer Queen - Queen /// Cuz I Can - Pink XD XD --- its so her aesthetic lbr  *bonus for Izzy: Hot For Teacher - Van Halen --- which is really just me @ Izzy so; theres that XD 

[soyums]

GIRL! I am assuming you are because most of us are, but tell me if I'm in the wrong! You're gonna make me sweat for this story tho! I love writing fluff, tbh haha BUT. I started out writing smut and that's what I am most successful at, I feel, so I think if you're okay with it and the organisers as well, I'm gonna go back into writing smut for you. So far I've gathered in that sense you like dom baek. How do you feel about shipping? Would you prefer a self insert? (1) 🍃🤶

Well this is a challenge for you I assume! But I can't wait to see what you'll make of it I'm so excited 😭 I think it would be best if you decide these things. I honestly don't mind that at all. The more comfortable and excited you feel writing this the better it will be 🥰 For all the personal stuff, well if you want to, I can give you some details.. main points I guess? 😅 Physical appearance: dark (almost black), straight, long hair (down to my waist), green eyes, wide hips and compared to that kind of small waist? (I'm a frkn pear 🍐); I'm kind of tall but just wanna be shorter so bad 😭😭😭 I always have glittery nails so :D Character and well other things: I'm stubborn, also really talkative and loud (taurus rising lololol), can't lie at all it's all on my face, but also an owner of resting bit*h face, I'm creative and I love art singin and all this artsy bs; I love food, cosy vibes and relax and chilling and un village vibes jfc akjshxksa I'm a mess writing this anyway!!! Feel free to write it in any way you want to, I love surprises so surprise me 😉 and also, yes, you're sending everything in anon 💜 Me realising I didn't answer all of your questions. AN EDIT. I don't like vanilla but idk how to tell you this.. xD bdsm part of all the ropes and this shit just ain't for me, but rough sex is just yes pls asjxbaj im shy now

[thekingsparty]

//okay so, first of all.. i’ll be online for a bit tonight before heading off to sleep. league season’s ended so i’ll be back to my usually slow but still existent replies. :3

bad news, league season ended early and i did not make gold thanks to my mom, basically. i found a really nice guy to duo with and he’s p good, so like, we won a lot, but then she demanded i go watch a 2h show with her bc she didn’t wanna wait and risk seeing spoilers on facebook (stay off fckn fb jfc) but i couldn’t say no bc laptop and shit .. so in the end, i was 3/4 to gold and we basically ran an hour short. 

good news on the bad news tho, i... am quite sure that guy is flirting me up hard. XD he knows i’m older than him (he did think i was younger, i mean yah, im basically a child lol) and he’s kept going. he’s german and his voice is so deep my ears vibrate when he speaks ok. like jeez dude. he’s already threatened me that my league break wouldn’t hold on for long bc he liked talking to me so much he would make me play with him. he also took my “hey, having a voice like a bear is p damn good” well. XD and responded like  “so my voice is unbelievably attractive is what you’re saying?” honestly, gimme a guy who banters with me omg. and that guy is also gonna teach me to play better. he did some hardcore flirting and i enjoyed it. idk where he’s from yet? we kinda haven’t spoken cities yet, but hah. 

[jercythesiscrying]

Bro? Bro. | TanaNoya, Gen, T, 700+

NaNoWriMo Day 27: Imagine Your (Br)OTP

Summary: Just guys being dudes. TanaNoya shenanigans abound. Inspired by this post. Meant to be gen but feel free to see it as slash looooool  XD

WARNING: The slightest of manga spoilers after the Shiratorizawa match, but it's out of context so hopefully it’s okay  /o\  Rated because...............memes.

Read on Ao3

A/N: This is incredibly un-beta’d  /o\  Links embedded go to the pic source, which I unfortunately could not find for all the pictures because my friends send these to me unsolicited.

Shout out to the Parn Chat for the memes (unsolicited they may be) and idea throwing!! I wouldn't trade y'all for the world lol<3

Sunday

From: noya-san!! || 2:38am WATS UP U SHITPOST LOVIGN FCUK

From: noya-san!! || 2:38am (Image attached)

From: RYUU!! || 2:57am bro its 3am

From: noya-san!! || 3:00am RYUU I FOUND A GOLDMINE

From: noya-san!! || 3:00am U CANT STOP ME

From: noya-san!! || 3:00am (Image attached)

From: RYUU!! || 3:01am omg

From: RYUU!! || 3:01am here comes the meme loving asshole

From: RYUU!! || 3:02am go 2 sleep noya

From: noya-san!! || 3:05am SLEEP IS 4 THE WEEK

From: RYUU!! || 3:06am im turnin off my phone b y e

From: noya-san!! || 3:06am (Image attached)

From: noya-san!! || 3:07am (Image attached)

From: noya-san!! || 3:08am (Image attached)

[Cut for length]

From: noya-san!! || 5:43am ENJOY TEH MEMES WHEN U WAKE UP RYUU

From: noya-san!! || 8:01am [100+ unread messages]

From: RYUU!! || 8:01am jfc

Monday (Lunch Period)

From: noya-san!! || 11:39pm (Image attached)

From: RYUU!! || 11:41pm i want that poster in the club room

From: RYUU!! || 11:41pm lets ask dai-san if we can put 1

From: noya-san!! || 11:42pm YES!!!

From: RYUU!! || 11:42pm YEET

Wednesday (After Practice)

From: RYUU!! || 7:33pm i asked kiyoko-san if i could help her during club

From: RYUU!! || 7:33pm she said no

From: RYUU!! || 7:33pm it was amazing dude

From: noya-san!! || 7:38pm RYUU FUCKIN SWEET!!!!!!!

From: RYUU!! || 7:44pm (Image attached)

From: RYUU!! || 7:44pm change my mind

From: noya-san!! || 7:51pm WONT BOTHER

From: noya-san!! || 7:51pm UR RITE

Friday (After the Wig Incident)

From: RYUU!! || 11:10am LMAO #TOUPEE IS TRENDING IN KARASUNO WTF

From: noya-san!! || 11:11am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

From: RYUU!! || 11:15am U DIDNT

From: noya-san!! || 11:15am I DID

From: RYUU!! || 11:29am omfg dai-sans gna kill u

From: RYUU!! || 11:30am hes been pissed all mornign since he saw lol

From: noya-san!! || 11:30am ryuu.....bro................

From: noya-san!! || 11:31am how fukked am i

From: RYUU!! || 11:34am dunno bruh

From: noya-san!! || 11:35am dont say anythng til daichi graduates

From: noya-san!! || 11:35am 4 the sake of my survival

From: RYUU!! || 11:36am i got u noya-san

Saturday

From: RYUU!! || 6:09pm ┏┓ ┃┃╱╲In this ┃╱╱╲╲house ╱╱╭╮╲╲we love ▔▏┗┛▕▔& appreciate ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ Rolling Thunder ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

From: noya-san!! || 6:11pm bro

From: noya-san!! || 6:11pm thats the most beutiful thing ever

From: noya-san!! || 6:11pm im gna cry

Tuesday (Lunch Period)

From: noya-san!! || 12:34pm (Image attached)

From: noya-san!! || 12:34pm an absolute unit

From: RYUU!! || 12:37pm bro thats just asahi-san

From: noya-san!! || 12:45pm but hes still a unit

From: noya-san!! || 12:49pm (Image attached)

From: noya-san!! || 12:49pm am i wrong????

From: RYUU!! || 12:51pm ok u rite

Thursday

From: noya-san!! || 10:19pm (Image attached)

From: RYUU!! || 10:39pm wtf lol

From: RYUU!! || 10:43pm FUK U I JUST SAW THE MIRROR

From: noya-san!! || 10:44pm GOT EEM

From: RYUU!! || 10:48pm dude where do u find all these memes

From: noya-san!! || 10:49pm i cant tell u

From: RYUU!! || 10:50pm why??

From: noya-san!! || 10:51pm u wont need me anymore

From: RYUU!! || 10:52pm not tru noya-san!!!

From: RYUU!! || 10:54pm always gna need my best bro even if i hve his meme supplier

From: noya-san!! || 10:55pm BRO!!!

From: noya-san!! || 10:59pm but im still not givng u my source

From: RYUU!! || 11:00pm DAMMIT

Sunday (Before an Exam)

From: RYUU!! || 1:23am (Image attached)

From: RYUU!! || 1:23am me tmr

From: noya-san!! || 1:25am NOOOOO RYUUUUUUUUUU

From: noya-san!! || 1:25am U GOT THID

From: RYUU!! || 1:27am NOYA-SAN!!!

From: noya-san!! || 1:27am RYUU!!!!

From: RYUU!! || 1:28am NOYA-SAAAAN!!!

From: noya-san!! || 1:28am RYUUUUUUU!!!!

From: noya-san!! || 1:28am WRE GNA CRUSH THE EXAM

From: RYUU!! || 1:29am FUCk  YEA WE WILL!!!

From: noya-san!! || 1:30am THATS THE SPIRIT DUDE!!!!!!!!

(They do not crush the exam. They do, however, barely pass, which is still a win in their minds.)

(More notes on Ao3.)

[vesuvianoak]

How was your apprentice during the update? Main 3 routes?

Upright endings all around, friends!

Asra

First off can we geek out over Muriel not having the collar? Idk if that was in the last updates but aaaaaaah

Asra. Asra darling now isn’t the time to hit on me jfc

Everyone being all fucked up and manic from the ritual was was A+ writing? Like that was so UNSETTLING

SQUEEZE 🐍

LUCK FOR FRIEND! /clutches chest So pure I can’t even

I wanna watch Morga fight The Devil in a WalMart parking lot

FUCK HIM UP MURIEL

Okay that musical cue when you pick “stick up for Asra”? Oh lord that is The Shit. Fucking A+ cinema right there.

“If you are done with this perverse little charade, get out of my Palace.” YASSSS HARRISON FORD WISHES HE COULD

SO OMINOUS FUCK FUCK FUCK

Nadia

Oh my god Nadia is a fucking queen 👸🏾

HELL YES I’LL MARRY YOU

Goooooooin’ to the chapel and we’re gooonna get maaaaaaaaaaaaarried~

Real talk, there needs to be some follow up to the fact that Valerius is an ally mostly bc I love his snarky bitch ass

Portia is ready to throw some fucking hands and I love her

She was about to shank Valerius with his own wine glass XD

Ethereal, beautiful, oozing authority? Yeah that’s them alright

Everyone is so hilariously chill? Like “worms!” “No not worms.” “Okay that makes more sense.”

Queen Nasrin of Prakra has the guns of Michelle Obama, you can’t change my fucking mind

Namar is Ultimate Dad and looks like he’d be all “let’s go grill a football” and tell bad dad jokes he thinks are fucking hilarious and I love him and his immaculate makeup

I love this family? Like hot damn

GODDAMNIT VALDEMAR

Nazali has their father’s smile and that’s ACE

Valdemar is some terrifying ass WTNV shit like wtf

/whisper Asra x Muriel is The Shit, we stan

“Is it really a party if something DIDNT get lit on fire?” Alright, I wanna party with Nazali XD

THE TURTLE IS NAMED DAARUDE AND I LOVE HIM 🐢

IM GONNA KICK ASS WITH MY WIFE

Julian

(Aka The route I’ve been waiting for lmao)

Darling. Darling of COURSE I’m gonna say it back

ASS KICKIN SQUAD ASSEMBLE AVENGERS WHO

Our relationship has the blessing of a Russian lesbian pirate grandma and that’s AWESOME 😎

Let the record show that the decision to help with the net and not Julian was a hard one xD

Portia Throws Hands pt 2

“Motivation” = force feeding someone a deadly disease carrying insect *jake peralta voice* cool coolcoolcoolcool cool

I’m gonna kick ass with my boyfriend... and his sister and grandma and mentor and two of our friends fuck yeah son

[sevi007]

THE VALENTINE BROTHERS SEVI. I DIDNT THINK THAT JAN WAS SO /gestures/ THAT IN THE REAL SERIES BUT HE IS AND IM DYING. The freaking, Konami code. I'm so happy. And WALTER, BEING A BADASS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Poor Seras tho..... Her bed ;u; give the girl her bed back.... (This has turned into a spam live blogging I'm so sorry;;)

Okay so I’m on episode 5 since ive been binging so hard and I am a concern its all gone to hell Sevi. London is fucked and i am worried about walter hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. vanwinke was really great tho. Also why does the scythe wielding person have to be a Nazi they’re so hot /sobs/             

HOLY CRAP THE MASSIVELY UNIMPRESSED LOOK ON INTEGRA’S FACE AS ANDERSON AND HIS CREW GO NUTS HAS ME SOBBING. Integra for biggest bamf alive holy he’ll. They’re a going nuts and shes just ‘having fun there I’m guessing?’ With the most bored and unimpressed expression. What a legend

Okay so has Maxwell always been this insane. Like. He’s literally starting a new crusade to murder all the people ever like. Im. The only one around him with any sanity is the little bowl cut kid that give him the papers. Alucard on that ship has me mentally singing back in black. He’s coming back to start a party. Also Integra giving zero fucks has me living. The cigar scene is so hilarious. They fear her power, too strong. And JFC ANDERSON, SAVAGELY BURNED YOUR OWN PEOPLE HOLY CRAP.     

Holy only did the scythe person invest all their skill points in illusion magic or something omg. And my girl Seras being the biggest BADASS!!!            

I now rescind what I said aboud the scythe person. No longer hot and I’m no longer sad that theyre a naiz. Rest in hell you sack of garbage. Stupid ass hand magic. You did my girl, and pip dirty. Also also, me @ this series in general: go to hell you did not need to do that to my soul. Why did you make me love these mercs and then do this to me. Why. Pip…. Why are you so loveable… I am also even more concerned about walter (I’m on ep 7 btw)      

Yep scythe person opinion is infinity rescinded. Gonna stab them personally.   

I am not okay. PIP YOU ASSHOLE WHAT THE HELL WHY. YOU JUST HAD TO GO FOR THE KISS TO MAKE THINGS EVEN MORE PAINFUL   

Oh wow Seras has a berserker rage mode holy shit and FUCKING DAMMIT PIP YOU GOOD MAN I HATE AND LOVE YOU YOU DEUS EX LAST SECOND AAAAAGGGGRRRRAASSSGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS SERIES IS KILLING ME                

 Maxwell is really just murdering everyone eh? While the major stand like a conductor on his blimp. I cannot wait until our home group turns them into mulch.                            

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DID THEY DO TO WALTER WHAT DID THEY DO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA        

Holy shit one million respect points to Anderson for calling Maxwell out on his shit. What the hell I love Anderson so much he’s such a good. ALSO THE BOY IS BACK IN TOWN THE BOY IS BACK IN TOWN /guitar solo/ It’s all gone insanse and im having the best and worst time hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhb       

Oh man shits getting real Alucard is about to to absolutely beast mode I can feel it. He’s saying the bird of Hermes stuff             

OH BABY HE HAS PEOPLE BACK FROM THE DEAD WHAT HOT DAMN IT’S ALL GONE INSANSE ALUCARD HAS EATEN SO MANY PEOPLE OMG. WHAT THE SHIT HES SO HOT NOW. You know I should have seen this twist coming, his real identity and all but like. They’re so different wtf. This has gone off the rails in the best of ways                 

Wow Maxwell’s death… Almost hurt????? Damn dude. Also Anderson is just. Really good. I love him so much now.    

Damn this fight between alucard and Anderson is so good holy shit and they’re having such fun it looks like??? This is so fun I’m loving it. Anderson has gone a bit nuts tho. And I have a bad feeling          

I MUST REITERATE, WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO WALTER. WHAT THE FUCK. NO.    

They should rename Anderson to the human slap chop at this rate. He’s so determined it’s incredible. AND HIS BACKUP STAYED AWWWWWWWWWW Aannnd I think they’re naruto running I am sobbing over this. Also i wanna punch the major in the face. Make him eat my fist.         

What the actual fuck is happening I don’t. I’m so confused and upset Sevi. Why did this have to happen. (Okay one episode to go I think)    

Everything has gone incredibly wrong and I don’t like it. Alucard and Seras are on fire and Anderson has just done whatever the fuck he did???? AND NOW ALUCARD HAS JUST GONE BEAST MODE??? I CAN’T. THIS SERIES NEEDS TO CALM DOWN.    

NO ALUCARD IS SOBBING NOW WHY BOO. DAMMIT ANDERSON WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THIS. ALUCARD IS A DEPRESSED ASSHOLE ANDERSON STOP TAUNTING HIM. THIS SERIES NEEDS TO STOP HURTING ME                             

WHAT THE FUCK WHY ANDERSON STOP THIS YOU’RE HURTING ME       

I am in pain     

WALTER WHAT THE FUCK       

FUCKING NAZIS BRAINWASHED WALTER OR WHATEVER I’M SO MAD

JFC WALTER WHAT KIND OF ATTITUDE ARE YOU COPPING NOW YOU BITCH   

WALTER WHAT THE SHIT ARE YOU DOING, WHY HAVE YOU TURNED INTO AN EDGY MURDRY EMO          

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW    

 Man Integra and Seras are a pair of badasses. I’m so set for them to kill the major. Also the high coat guy intrigues me. I wanna know what his deal is. Is he a werewolf. I feel like he is. Also what’s up with that long ass pistol. That can’t be practical. YEP HE IS A WOLF THINGY I WAS RIGHT. Alucard is just summoning a tsunami of blood now. Alrighty then. And now I am worried since the major is happy about that.

Oh damn the captain guy is a big ass wolf. And also, I am very concern about Alucard. PIP YOU BACK FROM THE DEAD AGAIN JACKASS I LOVE YOU GO BEST TAG TEAM EVER!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

THE CAPTAIN IS HELPING HIS FOES WHAT. THIS WOLF MAN IS SO STRANGE I LIKE HIM

PIP MANIFESTED????? THE FUCK???? IM???? AND THE WOLF GUY WAS HAPPY TO DIE????? IM???????? SHIT?????? THIS HURTS?????

Wow cheating asshole major with his glass box. I want him to die. AND HE’S GONNA DO WHAT?????? OH FUCK THE CAT GUY I AM A FRIGHTEN

I am so worried and don’t like this.

Wow now I feel kinda bad for Walter. I mean, I’m still mad at him but. I want to major to die. Can I stab him. Please

OH BOY I DON’T LIKE THIS

Oh no he’s stuck in different realities now isn’t he fuck

Oh no    

HAH AT LEAST THE DOCTOR DIED. GET FUCKED. Fuck did they desecrate a woman’s bones I am so lost now. I am too tired for this. DAMMIT WALTER STOP MAKING ME FEEL THINGS YOU ASS. I need to lay down this hurts too much. Everyone’s dead and I am in pain. And kinda nauseous from it. OH SHIT THAT ONE VATICAN PERSON WHO WAS SHOT DIDN’T DIE. SJDJDJSJSISUD INTEGRA LYING TO PENWOODS GRANDSON IM DYING. Fuck I am in pain. And-FUCKER IS HE BACK. STOP TOYING WITH ME SERIES. STOP THIS. I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD                                                                                                                                                             

Okay, so, for people wondering: That were 41 asks right there. Quick apology to mobile users, but I had to collect all these, this, this is awesome. Ti, you mad person, did you freaking watch all of the series in one sitting?! XD I love you dude. I just had the time of my life reading through this.

To point a few things out in answer to this:

1) Integra is the most badass in this entire series, you got that absolutely right

2) Walter was NOT brainwashed, a fact he was very adamant about. He decided on his very own that he wanted to betray Hellsing so that he would get a fair chance in fighting Alucard (something he had wanted to do for fifty years) since he’s a vampire hunter and Alucard is THE vampire, and Walter just… misses the battlefield? After staying a simple Butler for all this time. Millenium merely gave him vampire powers so he could revert to younger years so that he may have a chance fighting Alucard.

3) Yes you may stab the Major, go for it

4) The captain wanted to die, so he helped Seras and Pip out by giving them silver (kills werewolves) and laughing in his death. It seems as if he was immortal otherwise and had little chance to disobey Millenium, so he took the only way out he had.

5) The woman’s bones you see there in the end is Mina Harker, a character from Bram Stoker’s Dracula. Apart from Seras, she’s the only known woman Alucard ever turned into a vampire - also important to note that he loved her, to whatever degree he is able to. Because she drank his blood (which stayed active inside of her even after her friends somehow managed to turn her human again), it’s the only DNA of Dracula / Alucard that Millenium could get their hands on. They used that Alucard-DNA to make copies and clones of Alucard (all the vampire / ghoul soldiers you saw) and to enhance their other fighters (Rip van Winkle, the scythe guy, even Walter himself).

Ti I absolutely love you, this was such a rollercoaster from start to finish. XD Increasing amount of Caps Lock means you reached the end of the series. *nod*

[witchdoodle]

shit im tired of hearing at work

when i ask “are you wearing contact lenses right now?” they give me this look like i’m stupid or are like “lol who wears both xD” i dont know JIMOTHY maybe people who WEAR READING GLASSES OVER THEIR CONTACTS THAT CORRECT FOR DISTANCE. or i dont know!! maybe theyre just fashion glasses!!! i dont fucking know your life!!!!!! jsut answer the fucking question because 100% of the time when i dont ask it turns out they are in fact wearing distance contacts under reading glasses

men chortling to themselves at the “are you pregnant?” question on the form like jfc my dude half the planet’s population is capable of getting pregnant so we include it on our form even though it obviously doesn’t apply to cis men, and “lol yes xDDD” like it’s SO PREPOSTEROUS a question to ask is my workplace equivalent of ppl going “oh it’s free xDD” when an item doesnt scan at the grocery store

middle aged white dudes going “no.” when i ask if they could fill out a patient form and then when im like.. um... okay...... they go HAHAHA JUST KIDDING XDDDDD like im going to come to your house and shit in your shoes robert

me asking ppl to fill out the patient form and them going “um, nothing’s changed.” i didnt ask you if anything changed susan i asked you to fill it the fuck out

any thing any middle aged white dude does and then goes “was just trying to make you smile xD” like i hate you johnbert im going to kill you. im actively trying to kill you with my mind