#jez rambles

[jamietarttsdanglyearring]

So you know how we have all agreed that there will be an airport scene next scene, and discussions on who’s going to chase Ted at the airport? Here’s my pitch. Everyone. The Richmond boys, Rebecca, Roy, Keeley, Nate, heck let’s get Nate to drag his parents and Jade into this, Trent, Beard and he brings Jane too. Will and his mom, Higgins and his wife and kids, Phoebe and Roy’s sister, Mae and the pub trio. Maybe some of the team drag their families too. Even all the other journalists who do the press conferences, that dude who always calls Ted a wanker, Dr Sharon, the staff of Ola’s, Rebecca’s mum, Barbara somehow gets involved. I could go on, but I think I’m out of character ideas. Wait, throw in Mae’s niece Claire in.

I just think that be cute and funny.

[jamietarttsdanglyearring]

i am partial to "swimming with the fishes" myself

i know that "unalive" is part of larger worrying trend of self censorship but if you really are in a situtation where you have to avoid the words "die" or "kill" the english language already has centuries worth of much better euphemisms. the iconic and perennial "six feet under"? the lovely imagery of "pushing up daisies"? "shuffle off this mortal coil"????? literally anything from the monty python dead parrot bit???? you have so many options. please try to be more creative at least

[dracoj]

nothing more romantic than buying your loser boy bestfriend a course of intensive therapy as a moving out gift

[saranootnoot]

Poke

STOP TOUCHING MEEEEEEEEEE

[sesquipadalian-in-a-jar]

you know that middle range of fictional crushes where theyre too weird to talk about with your friends who have normal tastes. But too normal to be interesting talk about on tumblr. It annoys me. PLEASE.

[effrvsnt107]

Why are Mark and Jez so codependently homosexual

[fcb-mv33]

Wdym the only Max feature on Sky Sports for his home Grand Prix is about his fucking father??

[chronicowboy]

we rescued a surfboard rubber duck from the canal

[jamietarttsdanglyearring]

Howard would kill on A03

Is anyone else dying to know more about the papa smurf x skeletor slashfic?

[baiika]

ღ [ For fun ]

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[jamietarttsdanglyearring]

2023 really is the year of me realising Jamie Tartt gives me gender envy hey

[mortifying-macaroni]

WOW! You must need a chiropractor from the way you've been carrying the VTM:B fandom. We stan a femme Atlas 🥰😍

FEMME ATLAS!!! I AM CHOKING ON MY COKE AND VAPE! You are a darling and I stan you right back, BUT I don't deserve that much credit. I really, really don't. It just so happens that I have a bit more time on my hands at the moment now that I'm back in my hometown. Anyways, I don't want to make this about myself entirely, so I'd rather take this opportunity to turn the spotlight onto some of my artist mutuals who deserve attention.

@its-sixxers I admit, before I became (somewhat) chronically active in my posting game, I was just a shy lurker of hers and, then and now I can honestly say that she's the true backbone of the Tumblr vtmb community imo, without a shadow of a doubt and for good reason. I can only dream of at least being close to reaching her level of composition which has me gasping, vibrating and pleasantly convulsing (I struggle with arrangements so bad it's not even funny). Adore the style, the seamless lighting and the complementing choice of color. Like, I still can't believe we're mutuals. I am staked to the ground in disbelief.

@arc-tu-rus Recently became mutuals with them and oh maw gaaaawwwd! There's something very nostalgic about their style and it's so comforting for the eyes. I can't find it in me to properly explain, but damn something about it is very gothic European-reminiscent and the Slav in me was beautifully shook. Definitely looking forward to appreciating more of their lovely work.

@aztarion Ok. I know she's more of a werewolf the apocalypse and vtm night road girlie, BUT it would be a crime against humanity if I did not include Jez because she's been a tremendous support to me and I can't thank her enough. Not only that, but oh brother, just the way her portraits slay the everloving soul out of me and I'm suddenly turned to a rambling mad junkie begging for more eye ecstasy (no, like fr MORE plz if you're reading). I need to steal her rendering secrets as if it's the Krabby patty recipe.

Go follow and reblog from these astounding artists right now if you haven't and just look at how amazing they are! They're all unique/distinct in their own ways, yet the talent is equal!

[gasmeros]

Regarding the ask game what’s the S1 solstice to boat au about???

hi foamyyyy! i talked about it a bit in this post

it's basically a winter solstice au where. it's like. im ficjign struggling how do i explain this quickly. fucjing. fuck it, my snippet is half the fic notes, i dont have much of any proper writing to share for this one anyway

content warnings include mindless rambling, zhao, and threats of violence/execution

s1 winter solstice episode au, very much adjacent to that tumblr post (linked) about zuko getting locked up with sokka and katara and them figuring out about Zuko's fucked up family life.

similar but we bypass the actual verbal conversation by having zhao do taunting stuff cuz he be like that. he says stuff like episode 3 about ozai not wanting zuko back, about him failing his 2ish year long search, about how when they drag him back home, there might even be a public execution for his crimes, wouldn't that be nice? nothing but the best for the prince. and maybe zhao will even get to watch. ("he wouldn't." "can you really be certain, my prince? after what he did to your face? and just for mouthing off, too. how would he punish a real crime?")

then zuko showing how desperate he is to not get dragged back to the fire nation by doing some fucked up dangerus type of fighting back. like, wiggling, screaming, biting, full on child in a grocery store who has learned how to glue themselves to the floor type of reaction to being arrested, except this child has fire and no limits. good chance for that idea where zuko superheats a metal gag and bites through it, burning himself in the process. would be neat to have zuko spit a shard of almost molten metal at zhao cuz fuck him. maybe keep the whole scene chained to the pillar instead in some other room like these fics usually go?

so water siblings realize that something is most definitely Up based on zhao's words and Zuko's reactions, and when roku starts to tear the temple apart, they hit a wall where they realize that zuko's been trapped by the lava flow like them, and while they have appa to hop onto, he doesn't have an escape. so cue these kids being Kind and promptly yanking him along cuz the alternative is zuko burning alive

so we get Bison Time, wherein zuko's still not a fan of anything that's happening, but compared to how he was acting with zhao, he's downright pleasant. which is not to say that he's actually pleasant, he is very much being an angry brat who's like one second away from trying to fight them while still on the bison. the siblings have a lot of questions, because what zhao said about banishment and two years searching and public executions was fucking wack and they need to know why he said that, why zuko fought so hard that he thought burning his mouth as bad as he did was an acceptable trade off. they know why, but they need to hear it.

zuko does not let them hear it. he yells and doesn't answer any questions and demands they put him down or else. bits about the mouth burns obviously bothering him, just cuz im me and im predictable

they end up going to drop him off at his ship cuz his crew wont attack without a command, and zuko's not so dumb to make them attack the bison he's on. they end up making him swear to not do anything until after they fly away

potential bit where they fly over to Zuko's ship, still in fire nation waters, and find its got a zhao shadow. so zuko, while not at all wanting to actually say it out loud, does not want to go back to his ship until the shadow leaves or they're out of fire nation waters, cuz he will absolutely be arrested. cue more gaang being concerned about the arresting thing, and zuko basically pulling his own teeth to ask if he can wait on the bison until it's safe.

Eventually theyre able to land on zuko's ship without risk of zuko being arrested. zuko keeps his word and doesn't let anyone attack until after they leave, and THEN. aang is a smartass and takes advantage of that by just. not flying away :) so zuko can't do anything, cuz then he'd break his word!! that's pretty fuckin dishonorable!! zuko would like to murder aang.

(really aang needs a moment to talk with the siblings because if what he gleaned from the conversation is true, he can't in good conscience just leave zuko to his fool's errand for an abusive father. they need more information, and they have to do something, cuz this is not ok. the siblings agree, though with much more caution because that's been forced into them by growing up in a war)

cue s1 gaang and zuko tea party

and so the whole fuckin fic takes place on zuko's ship cuz aang is be a pedantic little snot and zuko's autism sense of honor wont let him break a promise

i have maybe 300 words of actual writing for this, and im not sure how i feel about those words. this is like one of the first fics i tried to write for atla, which, like most of my atla fics, has dug itself a very comfy hole to sleep in. i'd love to get anywhere with it, if only i had the motivation

[jezstarzz]

Hello there ♡

₊⊹⁀➴ My name is Jezzie, but please call me Jez! I'm just another person on here shitposting and talking about their life. Sometimes posting pictures if I'm confident enough! Warning for me being an absolute dumbass and insomniac.

₊⊹⁀➴ Pronouns are they/it/she, and i am Neptunic! Not currently looking for any relationships, however. It's complicated.

₊⊹⁀➴ Silvertyping: aaaaasssssaaaaaqqaqqwwwqaaaaawawaaqqaaaaaaaaaq

₊⊹⁀➴ Check out my friends! @costasella

//ooc: Welcome to my pressure oc Jezzie's blog! Please no NSFW interaction, although flirting and the such is tolerated?? Ooc will be in yellow, and in character is white or black, whichever is the regular for you <3 Main blog is @wiishfulthinking, where i post art of her unrelated to this and other stuff. Mod goes by they/them. Also, lore will be revealed in posts, starting from the beggining of their arc to the end.

Tags:

Rambling/talking in character: #Jezposting

Answering asks in character: #Jezansweringg

Pictures in character: #Picsofmeeee

Reblogs in character: #Woagh,,,coolstuff

Mod posts: #Ellisupdates

Thank you for listening! -Ellis //

Also! I found out what blinkies are! Here is some of my collection;

[emeritus-fuckers]

Hey is it possible to send in a request for the matchup event?

I'm 5'2, INFP, use they/them pronouns and introverted (however sometimes I will become extroverted around people I'm comfortable with and known well for quite a while). My love languages are mainly quality time and acts of service, whereas I love receiving words of affirmation and physical touch.

(At first I'm usually on edge with hugs and go all stiff and all but then I end up getting used to them and become practically addicted to them).

I usually have really bad social anxiety and I always feel like I'm being constantly judged, like no one really cares about me and everyone will just leave and despise being vulnerable in front of people because I always feel as if I have an image to uphold as the "everything is okay friend/the therapist friend" and I usually need a lot of reassurance from people, especially those closest to me.

I'm a caffeine addict who is a total geek for horror and certain anime and I love listening to very heavy music, reading and writing many different genres of stories. When I end up hyperfixating on something it practically consumes my everyday and I usually find a poor soul to ramble on about it (despite someone not knowing what it is majority of the time). In addition to this I also freak people out with my morbid sense of humour and deep interest in horror, as well as my music taste (which I find is hysterical).

This post is a part of Match-up Event. The Event ended on July 15th.

Your match is Terzo

As touchy as he is, he's perfectly fine with giving you all the time and space you need until you become conformable enough with his affection.

Once you're comfortable, you're both addicted to hugging. It's kinda funny, honestly.

He's insecure too, so he understands you being stressed. He does his best to give you safe space to let your feelings out. He'd never judge you, he's making sure you know that.

He'll give you all the reassurance you need. He loves you with his whole heart. His words and actions show it.

Terzo goes to Starbucks regularly, he absolutely goes with your caffeine addiction. You two constantly sneak out for a coffe.

Joins you for horror movie marathons. Will also give anime a chance, just for you.

Vibes to you music tastes. His own are very, very mixed up, so putting his playlist on shuffle could end up with Let The Bodies Hit The Floor playing right after Barbie Girl. He'll enjoy anything you do.

Will read anything you read or write over your shoulder. Will make comments on it, but he's no critic so don't take him too seriously. He mostly just tells small jokes or makes shitty puns.

Listens to you talking about your hyperfixation with the Emeritus Simp Gaze™ active.

~

Written by Jez.

[steveslittlefreak]

I’m pretty sure sundays were invented to eat when you’re bored, avoid your family, take weird naps, and watch Barbie movies.