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thanksjro · 4 years ago

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Dark Cybertron Chapter 2: Going from Zero to Antichrist Real Quick

Bumblebee and his camp buddies are trying to figure out what to do with the Titan who just popped out of the ground like a prairie dog, as the sky looks like a Lisa Frank notebook thanks to the portal to the Dead Universe. It’s honestly very nice, we should should get more pretty apocalypses like this.

Bumblebee starts throwing out orders at everyone, much to Slag’s chagrin. When Slag brings up the point that they probably can’t do much of anything to a guy roughly a hundred times bigger than they are, Bumblebee tells him to shut up and do as he’s told.

Yeah, I had about the same reaction, Slag.

So the Dinobots do their thing. Swoop, who I think is the only guy here who can fly, goes up to see what the Titan’s doing. It’s not much, other than looking really upset. Oh no, what if he’s afraid of heights? Poor guy.

Even if the Titan isn’t moving, the mere presence of the thing is jamming signals, which is kind of an issue. Ironhide’s ready to shoot it in the foot, and Arcee will help, because she’s a team player now. Bumblebee has a minor crisis over whether this is the same Titan that told Starscream he was a prophesied son of a gun, but Prowl doesn’t seem to think that it is.

Prowl, who has been suffering from short-term memory lapses over the last several months or so because a bug-man was controlling his mind.

Yeah, let’s maybe take his opinion on the matter with a grain of salt, even if he is right.

Over at the Lost Light, Orion Pax is visiting Brainstorm’s workshop, where everyone’s favorite science man is admitting to having studied the Dead Universe’s effects on the living and interviewing people who had been to the area.

Man, I sure hope that guy signed a waiver, otherwise Brainstorm’s going to be in a spot of trouble.

Then we get a quick rundown of what the Dead Universe is: an omnicognizant parallel universe that functions on fundamental principles that differ from our own and wants you to die. So, obviously not a place you would want to go to. Still, we gotta, because that’s where the plot is the Dead Universe is gonna vore Cybertron if we don’t.

Brainstorm agrees to cook something up to make the trip through the Gorlam Prime portal easier.

Back on Cybertron, the Titan looms in the distance as we check in on an oddly pristine-looking Iacon. Rattrap tells Starscream to come out of the closet, because the Titan still hasn’t moved and doesn’t seem like it’s going to anytime soon. Starscream does come out, but it’s with his arms full of weapons of Autobot design that he appropriated from the ruins of Kimia, because he doesn’t trust that Titan to not start some shit. Rattrap suggests that they maybe get a second opinion before they start murdering people for standing in a barren field.

Back on the Lost Light, there’s a little shindig going down at Swerve’s, everyone staring down the table where Optimus, Rodimus, and Ultra Magnus are seated. Swerve takes the opportunity to do what everyone else is probably really wanting to, and snaps a few photos of them for his scrapbook. As soon as he’s done, we get to the Emotions portion of our issue.

Rodimus is letting himself be vulnerable in front of the man he idolizes, and I think that’s very brave of him.

Nobody’s feeling super great about the situation they’ve been presented with, but there isn’t a lot that can be done about it now. Just gotta work with what they got. Rodimus asks Optimus how he feels about Starscream being elected leader of Cybertron.

But I thought that freedom was the right of all sentient beings? You know, like the freedom of choice in our government officials, even if they aren’t the best option we could possibly have, because at least they’re better than the guy who had bombs planted in people’s heads for crowd control purposes? Are you saying that it only counted when the concept of freedom could be manipulated so you could go kick Megatron’s ass, and that actual freedom of choice doesn’t jive with your personal sensibilities as much as you’d like everyone to think it does? No wonder you’re going to try to overthrow the entire Earth’s government system to get humanity annexed into Cybertron’s bullshit in a few years’ time.

But perhaps this Starscream thing is actually the work of Megatron! What will Orion do then?

…I mean, do I even have to say it?

ORION, THAT’S GAY.

And I thought we’d already figured out what to do with Megatron back in “Chaos Theory”, where you spent three issues waffling on the subject until the man himself told you to execute him, because even he was sick of your crisis of self. The only reason you didn’t get to act on it was because Megatron disappeared after Vector Sigma blew up and then you fucked off into space without even bothering to check if he was actually dead.

But enough of Orion promising to kill/kiss Megatron, it’s time to see what Brainstorm’s cooked up. It’s not much, but to be fair, he’s only had a few hours to pull something together- our ship’s genius has made a few forcefield generators, using nothing more than some forcefield generators and juice he squeezed out of a bug. Science truly is amazing.

And I bet Trailcutter hates this invention too, for multiple reasons this time!

Cyclonus, who is looking especially purple today, agrees to join the excursion to the Dead Universe, even though it’s pretty clear he really, really doesn’t want to. Hardhead seems in better spirits than our resident space jet, though maybe that’s just bravado macho-man bullshitting on his part.

With our team put together, it’s time to jump out of the spaceship and into a place that quite literally wants them dead. But first Rodimus has a little chat with Ultra Magnus about his feelings. A lot of sharing this issue.

Magnus doesn’t feel fit to be in charge while Rodimus goes off to save the day and maybe die, because he doesn’t have that special something that makes a leader a leader. Charisma? The ability to think on your feet? The ability to see people as people and not numbers? Not having people know you’re actually a much smaller man running around in an Ultra Magnus suit? Whatever it is, Rodimus seems to think that it’s trumped by a mysterious something in his hand, and that Magnus will do just fine.

While Team -Imus goes into the murder reality, Magnus and the Lost Light will be going off to find Jhiaxus, because they need something to do while our protagonist and his absentee father go on their own adventure.

Back on Cybertron, Starscream’s visiting prison, and wants to talk to a very good boy without the guards overhearing. Jazz makes a very vague threat about what will happen if any harm comes to the prisoner, then steps away.

Let’s talk about how to sell toys for a second.

This issue of “Dark Cybertron” had a cover featuring Scoop, the very good boy I’ve mentioned before, because it was paired off with his Generations toy. We know from reading RID that Scoop is the leader of a group called the Construction Patrol, and he likes to help simply for the sake of helping. Sounds like a nice, if generic, character. How is this issue going to introduce people to him? Will he bust out of prison to save the day? Fight evil through heroic sacrifice? Do anything besides talk?

No, he’s going to tell Starscream he’s a herald of death that was foretold in the robot bible.

Yeah, that’ll move some fucking product!

This isn’t even the most batshit thing Scoop’s going to pull in this event, but it is what they decided to put in the issue that “features” him.

Over with Shockwave, we’re treated to some renewed friendships, as Nova Prime and Galvatron reveal that they don’t hate each other after all, but have a mutual respect based in subjugating those weaker than them.

I’m guessing this is a contrast to their previous relationship dynamic in older publications, but I’m not going back to comb through the likes of Heart of Darkness to check, because it really doesn’t matter.

There’s a bit of a snag in Shockwave’s plan to bring Galvatron and Nova Prime back to the Not-Dead Universe, as the space bridge in the Titan burnt up when it got there. Gee, that sucks. I guess all those “Prelude” issues about getting the Titan from Gorlam Prime were sort of a waste of time, weren’t they? Love it when I’m told I wasted my time reading motherfucking Ramondelli issues.

Speaking of Ramondelli, it’s Dead Universe time.

Sigh. Hello, public domain pictures of space on the overlay layer option in Photoshop. It’s nice to see you.

No, it isn’t. I lied.

I’m sorry, public domain pictures of space on the overlay layer option in Photoshop, this isn’t your fault.

So we’re here in the Dead Universe, and it’s looking pretty wild and crazy, though the characters are likely thinking this for a completely different reason than we are as readers. It turns out, the Dead Universe… is dying.

…MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM THAT’S SOME GOOD WRITIN’ RIGHT THERE

Also, Cyclonus has disappeared, not that anyone actually gives a shit, because they’re too busy dealing with the giant space leeches that just showed the hell up. Dang, why’s that happening?

…That only happens as a form of population control, or if the young in question are sickly and have a low chance of survival, not just because the mama rabbit got a bit peckish between lunch and dinner, you stupid fucking robot.

Half of this writing team won awards a couple years after this was published, I want you to remember that.

They fight the cyberwraiths for a bit, things look like they’re getting dicey, then suddenly they fuck off as Cyclonus shows up, probably fresh off the end of a goddamned panic attack because he’s back in the Dead Universe. Then he proceeds to vomit up some black energon. That’s a fun thing, glad you made me look at that.

Rodimus is concerned that one of their team members has got the Hollywood Tuberculosis cough, but Cyclonus doesn’t want his fucking pity. The fellas decide it’s time to get a move on, seeing as they’ve been here a grand total of 20 seconds and been attacked, so they need to get this over with ASAP.

As Team -Imus flies off in a ship I don’t remember them bringing along, someone decides that they’re going to stick their finger in that puddle of vomit.

Nightbeat you fucking idiot, there aren’t any sinks in the Dead Universe! Now your hand’s gonna be all gross for the entirety of this event! He’s not even analyzing it, it’s just on his hand! Why is Nightbeat having zero concept of personal hygiene a running theme in the things I read? Fuck!

You may be wondering what Nightbeat’s doing in the Dead Universe, or even where he’s been for a good chunk of IDW. We’ve seen him in flashbacks from before the war, but not during or after, least not within anything I’ve covered. So, what’s be been up to?

Fuck you, you’ll have to wait for a later issue to be told what Phase One bullshit you’ll have had to read to understand why this dumbass is here.

Back on Cybertron, Prowl is telling Bumblebee that he sucks because he’s not acting. I’m not exactly sure what he expects Bumblebee to do about the Titan who’s just standing there. It’s not like issuing a loitering ticket is going to do anything. Then the Decepticons attack them, among their ranks being the scariest fucking Ravage I’ve ever seen.

Why do you look like that? Rojo’s supposed to have the cutesy style on this team, why the fuck did he turn the kitty cat into one of the terror dogs from Ghostbusters?

Anyway, that’s the end of the issue. Sure hope you’re invested enough in trying to figure out what the fuck Nightbeat’s deal is to snag Robots in Disguise #23.

#transformers #jro #dark cybertron #issue 2 #mtmte #issue 23 #maccadam #Hannzreads #text post #long post #comic script writing

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backslashdelta · 3 years ago

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Glee Soundtrack Rating Project Results: darren-lover87

@darren-lover87

Favourite character: Blaine Anderson

Least favourite character: Kurt Hummel

Favourite season: Season 3

Least favourite season: Season 5

Mean song rating: 8

Mean song rating for favourite character's songs: 8.79

Mean song rating for favourite character's solos: 8.79

Mean song rating season 1: 6.71

Mean song rating season 2: 7.67

Mean song rating season 3: 8.79

Mean song rating season 4: 8.05

Mean song rating season 5: 8.8

Mean song rating season 6: 8.86

Songs rated: 111

[ID: A bar chart titled Number of songs assigned each rating by darren-lover87, illustrating the number of times each score was assigned to a song by darren-lover87. 10 was assigned 27 times, 9 was assigned 22 times, 8 was assigned 32 times, 7 was assigned 13 times, 6 was assigned 6 times, 5 was assigned 4 times, 4 was assigned 2 times, 3 was assigned 2 times, 2 was assigned 0 times, 1 was assigned 3 times, and 591 songs were not rated.]

About the Project | Results Masterpost

Ranking:

1. (10) - S1x05 - Somebody to Love

2. (10) - S1x22 - Bohemian Rhapsody

3. (10) - S2x06 - Teenage Dream

4. (10) - S2x07 - Conjunction Junction

5. (10) - S2x16 - Blackbird

6. (10) - S2x18 - Somewhere Only We Know

7. (10) - S3x02 - Something's Coming

8. (10) - S3x08 - Control

9. (10) - S3x08 - Man in the Mirror

10. (10) - S3x08 - ABC

11. (10) - S3x09 - Let It Snow

12. (10) - S3x11 - Black or White

13. (10) - S3x11 - Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'

14. (10) - S3x13 - Love Shack

15. (10) - S3x14 - Cough Syrup

16. (10) - S3x17 - It's Not Right But It's Okay

17. (10) - S3x22 - In My Life

18. (10) - S4x10 - White Christmas

19. (10) - S4x21 - Higher Ground

20. (10) - S5x01 - All You Need Is Love

21. (10) - S5x02 - Hey Jude

22. (10) - S5x03 - Make You Feel My Love

23. (10) - S5x12 - Defying Gravity

24. (10) - S5x18 - Story of My Life

25. (10) - S5x20 - American Boy

26. (10) - S6x13 - Someday We'll Be Together

27. (10) - S6x13 - This Time

28. (9) - S1x09 - Defying Gravity

29. (9) - S2x09 - Hey, Soul Sister

30. (9) - S2x11 - Bills, Bills, Bills

31. (9) - S2x20 - Isn't She Lovely

32. (9) - S3x03 - Run the World (Girls)

33. (9) - S3x11 - Smooth Criminal

34. (9) - S3x13 - Stereo Hearts

35. (9) - S4x05 - Born to Hand Jive

36. (9) - S4x06 - Beauty School Dropout

37. (9) - S4x09 - O Holy Night

38. (9) - S4x15 - Shout

39. (9) - S4x15 - Come What May

40. (9) - S4x21 - Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours

41. (9) - S4x21 - Superstition

42. (9) - S5x01 - Got to Get You Into My Life

43. (9) - S5x02 - Here Comes the Sun

44. (9) - S5x02 - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

45. (9) - S5x03 - I'll Stand By You

46. (9) - S5x19 - Werewolves of London

47. (9) - S6x04 - Rock Lobster

48. (9) - S6x09 - Uptown Funk

49. (9) - S6x13 - Daydream Believer

50. (8) - S1x01 - Sit Down You're Rockin the Boat

51. (8) - S1x01 - Respect

52. (8) - S1x08 - I Could Have Danced All Night

53. (8) - S1x09 - Proud Mary

54. (8) - S1x11 - Imagine

55. (8) - S1x12 - Jump

56. (8) - S2x01 - Empire State of Mind

57. (8) - S2x05 - Sweet Transvestite

58. (8) - S2x05 - There's a Light (Over at the Frankenstein Place)

59. (8) - S2x10 - Baby, It's Cold Outside

60. (8) - S2x12 - P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)

61. (8) - S2x12 - When I Get You Alone

62. (8) - S2x18 - Born This Way

63. (8) - S2x19 - Songbird

64. (8) - S2x20 - Rolling in the Deep

65. (8) - S3x05 - Uptown Girl

66. (8) - S4x01 - Chasing Pavements

67. (8) - S4x03 - Everybody Wants to Rule the World

68. (8) - S4x04 - The Scientist

69. (8) - S4x08 - Whistle

70. (8) - S4x08 - Gangnam Style

71. (8) - S4x17 - My Prerogative

72. (8) - S4x17 - Mamma Mia

73. (8) - S5x01 - Help!

74. (8) - S5x01 - Drive My Car

75. (8) - S5x01 - Yesterday

76. (8) - S5x02 - Let It Be

77. (8) - S5x02 - Revolution

78. (8) - S5x06 - Piano Man

79. (8) - S5x16 - Addicted to Love

80. (8) - S5x19 - Lucky Star

81. (8) - S6x04 - Whip It

82. (7) - S1x01 - I Kissed a Girl

83. (7) - S1x02 - I Say a Little Prayer

84. (7) - S1x10 - Lean On Me

85. (7) - S1x13 - You Can't Always Get What You Want

86. (7) - S1x20 - Bad Romance

87. (7) - S1x22 - To Sir, With Love

88. (7) - S3x01 - You Can't Stop the Beat

89. (7) - S3x01 - We Got the Beat

90. (7) - S3x14 - Glad You Came

91. (7) - S4x01 - New York State of Mind

92. (7) - S4x21 - You Are the Sunshine of My Life

93. (7) - S5x05 - If I Were a Boy

94. (7) - S6x05 - You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)

95. (6) - S1x08 - Bust A Move

96. (6) - S1x10 - I'll Stand By You

97. (6) - S1x13 - And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going

98. (6) - S2x03 - Bridge Over Troubled Water

99. (6) - S2x05 - Time Warp

100. (6) - S2x16 - Raise Your Glass

101. (5) - S1x01 - Mr. Cellophane

102. (5) - S1x02 - Push It

103. (5) - S1x06 - Halo/Walking On Sunshine

104. (5) - S4x04 - Teenage Dream (Acoustic)

105. (4) - S1x01 - Don't Stop Believing (Pilot)

106. (4) - S1x15 - Like a Virgin

107. (3) - S2x01 - Billionaire

108. (3) - S4x02 - Oops!...I Did It Again

109. (1) - S1x14 - Highway to Hell

110. (1) - S2x14 - One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer

111. (1) - S3x06 - Hot for Teacher

112. (NA) - S1x01 - Can't Fight This Feeling

113. (NA) - S1x01 - You're the One That I Want (ver. 1)

114. (NA) - S1x01 - On My Own

115. (NA) - S1x01 - Rehab

116. (NA) - S1x01 - Leaving On a Jet Plane

117. (NA) - S1x02 - Take a Bow

118. (NA) - S1x02 - Gold Digger

119. (NA) - S1x03 - Bust Your Windows

120. (NA) - S1x03 - Mercy

121. (NA) - S1x03 - I Wanna Sex You Up

122. (NA) - S1x04 - Taking Chances

123. (NA) - S1x04 - Tonight

124. (NA) - S1x05 - Last Name

125. (NA) - S1x05 - Alone

126. (NA) - S1x05 - Cabaret

127. (NA) - S1x05 - Maybe This Time

128. (NA) - S1x06 - It's My Life/Confessions Part II

129. (NA) - S1x07 - Hate On Me

130. (NA) - S1x07 - Ride Wit Me

131. (NA) - S1x07 - You Keep Me Hanging On

132. (NA) - S1x07 - No Air

133. (NA) - S1x07 - Keep Holding On

134. (NA) - S1x08 - Sweet Caroline

135. (NA) - S1x08 - Thong Song

136. (NA) - S1x08 - What A Girl Wants

137. (NA) - S1x09 - Dancing With Myself

138. (NA) - S1x10 - (You're Having My Baby)

139. (NA) - S1x10 - Endless Love

140. (NA) - S1x10 - Don't Stand So Close to Me/Young Girl

141. (NA) - S1x10 - Crush

142. (NA) - S1x11 - Hair/Crazy In Love

143. (NA) - S1x11 - Bootylicious

144. (NA) - S1x11 - Papa Don't Preach

145. (NA) - S1x11 - True Colors

146. (NA) - S1x11 - Don't Make Me Over

147. (NA) - S1x12 - Smile (Charlie Chaplin)

148. (NA) - S1x12 - Smile (Lily Allen)

149. (NA) - S1x13 - Don't Rain on My Parade

150. (NA) - S1x13 - My Life Would Suck Without You

151. (NA) - S1x14 - Hello, I Love You

152. (NA) - S1x14 - Gives You Hell

153. (NA) - S1x14 - Hello, Goodbye

154. (NA) - S1x14 - Hello

155. (NA) - S1x14 - Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love

156. (NA) - S1x15 - What It Feels Like for a Girl

157. (NA) - S1x15 - Express Yourself

158. (NA) - S1x15 - 4 Minutes

159. (NA) - S1x15 - Like a Prayer

160. (NA) - S1x15 - Borderline/Open Your Heart

161. (NA) - S1x15 - Vogue

162. (NA) - S1x15 - Burning Up

163. (NA) - S1x16 - Home

164. (NA) - S1x16 - One Less Bell to Answer/A House Is Not a Home

165. (NA) - S1x16 - Fire

166. (NA) - S1x16 - A House Is Not a Home

167. (NA) - S1x16 - Beautiful

168. (NA) - S1x17 - U Can't Touch This

169. (NA) - S1x17 - Physical

170. (NA) - S1x17 - Total Eclipse of the Heart

171. (NA) - S1x17 - Run Joey Run

172. (NA) - S1x17 - Ice Ice Baby

173. (NA) - S1x18 - Jessie's Girl

174. (NA) - S1x18 - Rose's Turn

175. (NA) - S1x18 - Pink Houses

176. (NA) - S1x18 - The Boy Is Mine

177. (NA) - S1x18 - Lady Is a Tramp

178. (NA) - S1x18 - One

179. (NA) - S1x19 - Safety Dance

180. (NA) - S1x19 - Dream a Little Dream

181. (NA) - S1x19 - Dream On

182. (NA) - S1x19 - I Dreamed a Dream

183. (NA) - S1x20 - Shout It Out Loud

184. (NA) - S1x20 - Beth

185. (NA) - S1x20 - Poker Face

186. (NA) - S1x20 - Funny Girl

187. (NA) - S1x21 - Another One Bites the Dust

188. (NA) - S1x21 - Give Up the Funk

189. (NA) - S1x21 - Loser

190. (NA) - S1x21 - Good Vibrations

191. (NA) - S1x21 - It's a Man's Man's Man's World

192. (NA) - S1x21 - Tell Me Something Good

193. (NA) - S1x22 - Don't Stop Believing (Regionals)

194. (NA) - S1x22 - Faithfully

195. (NA) - S1x22 - Any Way You Want It/Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'

196. (NA) - S1x22 - Over the Rainbow

197. (NA) - S2x01 - What I Did for Love

198. (NA) - S2x01 - Telephone

199. (NA) - S2x01 - Listen

200. (NA) - S2x01 - Every Rose Has Its Thorn

201. (NA) - S2x01 - Getting to Know You

202. (NA) - S2x02 - Stronger

203. (NA) - S2x02 - I'm a Slave 4 U

204. (NA) - S2x02 - Me Against the Music

205. (NA) - S2x02 - Toxic

206. (NA) - S2x02 - Baby One More Time

207. (NA) - S2x02 - The Only Exception

208. (NA) - S2x03 - Losing My Religion

209. (NA) - S2x03 - I Want to Hold Your Hand

210. (NA) - S2x03 - I Look to You

211. (NA) - S2x03 - Only the Good Die Young

212. (NA) - S2x03 - Papa, Can You Hear Me?

213. (NA) - S2x03 - One of Us

214. (NA) - S2x04 - Le Jazz Hot

215. (NA) - S2x04 - Happy Days Are Here Again/Get Happy

216. (NA) - S2x04 - River Deep, Mountain High

217. (NA) - S2x04 - Don't Go Breaking My Heart

218. (NA) - S2x04 - With You I'm Born Again

219. (NA) - S2x04 - Lucky

220. (NA) - S2x04 - Sing!

221. (NA) - S2x05 - Whatever Happened to Saturday Night?

222. (NA) - S2x05 - Touch a Touch a Touch a Touch Me

223. (NA) - S2x05 - Damn It, Janet

224. (NA) - S2x05 - Science Fiction Double Feature

225. (NA) - S2x05 - Planet, Schmanet, Janet

226. (NA) - S2x06 - Stop! In the Name of Love/Free Your Mind

227. (NA) - S2x06 - One Love (People Get Ready)

228. (NA) - S2x06 - Start Me Up/Livin' on a Prayer

229. (NA) - S2x07 - Forget You

230. (NA) - S2x07 - Singing In the Rain/Umbrella

231. (NA) - S2x07 - Nowadays/Hot Honey rag

232. (NA) - S2x07 - Make 'Em Laugh

233. (NA) - S2x08 - Just the Way You Are

234. (NA) - S2x08 - Marry You

235. (NA) - S2x08 - Ohio

236. (NA) - S2x08 - Sway

237. (NA) - S2x09 - The Living Years

238. (NA) - S2x09 - Dog Days Are Over

239. (NA) - S2x09 - Don't Cry for Me Argentina

240. (NA) - S2x09 - (I've Had) The Time of My Life

241. (NA) - S2x09 - Valerie

242. (NA) - S2x10 - Last Christmas

243. (NA) - S2x10 - You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

244. (NA) - S2x10 - We Need a Little Christmas

245. (NA) - S2x10 - The Most Wonderful Day of the Year

246. (NA) - S2x10 - Welcome Christmas

247. (NA) - S2x10 - Merry Christmas, Darling

248. (NA) - S2x11 - Thriller/Heads Will Roll

249. (NA) - S2x11 - She's Not There

250. (NA) - S2x11 - Need You Now

251. (NA) - S2x12 - Silly Love Songs

252. (NA) - S2x12 - Fat Bottomed Girls

253. (NA) - S2x12 - Firework

254. (NA) - S2x12 - My Funny Valentine

255. (NA) - S2x13 - Somebody to Love

256. (NA) - S2x13 - Sing

257. (NA) - S2x13 - I Know What Boys Like

258. (NA) - S2x13 - Take Me or Leave Me

259. (NA) - S2x13 - Baby

260. (NA) - S2x13 - This Little Light of Mine

261. (NA) - S2x14 - Blame It (On the Alcohol)

262. (NA) - S2x14 - Don't You Want Me

263. (NA) - S2x14 - Tik Tok

264. (NA) - S2x14 - My Headband

265. (NA) - S2x15 - Animal

266. (NA) - S2x15 - Afternoon Delight

267. (NA) - S2x15 - Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah)

268. (NA) - S2x15 - Landslide

269. (NA) - S2x15 - Kiss

270. (NA) - S2x16 - Jesus Is My Friend

271. (NA) - S2x16 - Misery

272. (NA) - S2x16 - Candles

273. (NA) - S2x16 - Hell to the No

274. (NA) - S2x16 - Big Ass Heart

275. (NA) - S2x16 - Only Child

276. (NA) - S2x16 - Get It Right

277. (NA) - S2x16 - Loser Like Me

278. (NA) - S2x16 - Trouty Mouth

279. (NA) - S2x17 - Turning Tables

280. (NA) - S2x17 - Ain't No Way

281. (NA) - S2x17 - All By Myself

282. (NA) - S2x17 - I Follow Rivers

283. (NA) - S2x18 - I've Gotta Be Me

284. (NA) - S2x18 - As If We Never Said Goodbye

285. (NA) - S2x18 - I Feel Pretty/Unpretty

286. (NA) - S2x19 - Dreams

287. (NA) - S2x19 - Never Going Back Again

288. (NA) - S2x19 - I Don't Want to Know

289. (NA) - S2x19 - Go Your Own Way

290. (NA) - S2x19 - Don't Stop

291. (NA) - S2x19 - Nice to Meet You, Have I Slept with You?

292. (NA) - S2x20 - I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You

293. (NA) - S2x20 - Dancing Queen

294. (NA) - S2x20 - Friday

295. (NA) - S2x20 - Jar of Hearts

296. (NA) - S2x21 - Some People

297. (NA) - S2x21 - Pure Imagination

298. (NA) - S2x21 - Try a Little Tenderness

299. (NA) - S2x21 - My Man

300. (NA) - S2x21 - Back to Black

301. (NA) - S2x22 - Yeah!

302. (NA) - S2x22 - My Cup

303. (NA) - S2x22 - I Love New York/New York, New York

304. (NA) - S2x22 - For Good

305. (NA) - S2x22 - Light Up the World

306. (NA) - S2x22 - Bella Notte

307. (NA) - S2x22 - Pretending

308. (NA) - S2x22 - As Long as You're There

309. (NA) - S2x22 - Still Got Tonight

310. (NA) - S3x01 - It's Not Unusual

311. (NA) - S3x01 - Anything Goes/Anything You Can Do

312. (NA) - S3x01 - Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead

313. (NA) - S3x01 - Big Spender

314. (NA) - S3x02 - I'm the Greatest Star

315. (NA) - S3x02 - Somewhere

316. (NA) - S3x03 - Spotlight

317. (NA) - S3x03 - Cool

318. (NA) - S3x03 - It's All Over

319. (NA) - S3x03 - Out Here On My Own

320. (NA) - S3x03 - Fix You

321. (NA) - S3x04 - Last Friday Night

322. (NA) - S3x04 - Candyman

323. (NA) - S3x04 - Waiting for a Girl Like You

324. (NA) - S3x04 - Bein' Green

325. (NA) - S3x04 - Take Care of Yourself

326. (NA) - S3x05 - Tonight

327. (NA) - S3x05 - One Hand, One Heart

328. (NA) - S3x05 - America

329. (NA) - S3x05 - A Boy Like That/I Have a Love

330. (NA) - S3x06 - I Can't Go for That/You Make My Dreams Come True

331. (NA) - S3x06 - Hit Me with Your Best Shot/One Way or Another

332. (NA) - S3x06 - Rumour Has It/Someone Like You

333. (NA) - S3x06 - You and I/You and I

334. (NA) - S3x07 - Jolene

335. (NA) - S3x07 - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

336. (NA) - S3x07 - Perfect

337. (NA) - S3x07 - I'm the Only One

338. (NA) - S3x07 - I Kissed a Girl

339. (NA) - S3x07 - Constant Craving

340. (NA) - S3x08 - Buenos Aires

341. (NA) - S3x08 - Survivor/I Will Survive

342. (NA) - S3x08 - We Are Young

343. (NA) - S3x08 - Red Solo Cup

344. (NA) - S3x09 - Christmas Wrapping

345. (NA) - S3x09 - All I Want for Christmas Is You

346. (NA) - S3x09 - Do They Know It's Christmas?

347. (NA) - S3x09 - Santa Claus Is Coming to Town

348. (NA) - S3x09 - River

349. (NA) - S3x09 - Extraordinary Merry Christmas

350. (NA) - S3x09 - My Favorite Things

351. (NA) - S3x09 - Blue Christmas

352. (NA) - S3x10 - Moves Like Jagger/Jumpin' Jack Flash

353. (NA) - S3x10 - Wedding Bell Blues (Bill)

354. (NA) - S3x10 - Summer Nights

355. (NA) - S3x10 - Without You

356. (NA) - S3x10 - The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face

357. (NA) - S3x10 - We Found Love

358. (NA) - S3x11 - Scream

359. (NA) - S3x11 - Bad

360. (NA) - S3x11 - Ben

361. (NA) - S3x11 - Never Can Say Goodbye

362. (NA) - S3x11 - I Just Can't Stop Loving You

363. (NA) - S3x11 - Human Nature

364. (NA) - S3x11 - I Want You Back

365. (NA) - S3x12 - Don't Wanna Lose You

366. (NA) - S3x12 - Sexy and I Know It

367. (NA) - S3x12 - La Isla Bonita

368. (NA) - S3x12 - Bamboleo/Hero

369. (NA) - S3x12 - A Little Less Conversation

370. (NA) - S3x13 - Let Me Love You

371. (NA) - S3x13 - I Will Always Love You

372. (NA) - S3x13 - Cherish/Cherish

373. (NA) - S3x13 - You're the Top

374. (NA) - S3x13 - Chapel of Love

375. (NA) - S3x13 - Home

376. (NA) - S3x13 - L-O-V-E

377. (NA) - S3x14 - Fly/I Believe I Can Fly

378. (NA) - S3x14 - Here's to Us

379. (NA) - S3x14 - Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)

380. (NA) - S3x14 - Stand

381. (NA) - S3x15 - I'm Still Standing

382. (NA) - S3x15 - Up Up Up

383. (NA) - S3x15 - Fighter

384. (NA) - S3x15 - Rio/Hungry Like the Wolf

385. (NA) - S3x15 - Somebody That I Used to Know

386. (NA) - S3x16 - You Should Be Dancing

387. (NA) - S3x16 - More Than a Woman

388. (NA) - S3x16 - Stayin' Alive

389. (NA) - S3x16 - Disco Inferno

390. (NA) - S3x16 - How Deep Is Your Love

391. (NA) - S3x16 - If I Can't Have You

392. (NA) - S3x16 - Boogie Shoes

393. (NA) - S3x16 - Night Fever

394. (NA) - S3x17 - Saving All My Love For You

395. (NA) - S3x17 - I Have Nothing

396. (NA) - S3x17 - My Love Is Your Love

397. (NA) - S3x17 - I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)

398. (NA) - S3x17 - How Will I Know

399. (NA) - S3x17 - So Emotional

400. (NA) - S3x18 - Cell Block Tango

401. (NA) - S3x18 - Not the Boy Next Door

402. (NA) - S3x18 - The Music of the Night

403. (NA) - S3x18 - School's Out

404. (NA) - S3x18 - The Rain in Spain

405. (NA) - S3x18 - Cry

406. (NA) - S3x18 - Shake It Out

407. (NA) - S3x19 - Dinosaur

408. (NA) - S3x19 - What Makes You Beautiful

409. (NA) - S3x19 - Take My Breath Away

410. (NA) - S3x19 - Big Girls Don't Cry

411. (NA) - S3x19 - Love You Like a Love Song

412. (NA) - S3x20 - Mean

413. (NA) - S3x20 - I Won't Give Up

414. (NA) - S3x20 - Flashdance...What a Feeling

415. (NA) - S3x20 - Because You Loved Me

416. (NA) - S3x21 - Paradise By the Dashboard Light

417. (NA) - S3x21 - Tongue Tied

418. (NA) - S3x21 - We Are the Champions

419. (NA) - S3x21 - It's All Coming Back to Me Now

420. (NA) - S3x21 - Edge of Glory

421. (NA) - S3x21 - Starships

422. (NA) - S3x21 - Pinball Wizard

423. (NA) - S3x22 - I'll Remember

424. (NA) - S3x22 - You Get What You Give

425. (NA) - S3x22 - Glory Days

426. (NA) - S3x22 - Roots Before Branches

427. (NA) - S3x22 - Forever Young

428. (NA) - S4x01 - It's Time

429. (NA) - S4x01 - Call Me Maybe

430. (NA) - S4x01 - Sister Christian

431. (NA) - S4x01 - Americano/Dance Again

432. (NA) - S4x01 - Never Say Never

433. (NA) - S4x02 - Boys/Boyfriend

434. (NA) - S4x02 - Hold It Against Me

435. (NA) - S4x02 - Gimme More

436. (NA) - S4x02 - Everytime

437. (NA) - S4x02 - Crazy/U Drive Me Crazy

438. (NA) - S4x02 - 3

439. (NA) - S4x02 - Womanizer

440. (NA) - S4x03 - Celebrity Skin

441. (NA) - S4x03 - The Way You Look Tonight/You're Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile

442. (NA) - S4x03 - A Change Would Do You Good

443. (NA) - S4x04 - Barely Breathing

444. (NA) - S4x04 - Don't Speak

445. (NA) - S4x04 - Give Your Heart a Break

446. (NA) - S4x04 - Mine

447. (NA) - S4x05 - Hopelessly Devoted to You

448. (NA) - S4x05 - Everybody Talks

449. (NA) - S4x05 - Blow Me (One Last Kiss)

450. (NA) - S4x05 - Juke Box Hero

451. (NA) - S4x06 - Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee

452. (NA) - S4x06 - Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee (Reprise)

453. (NA) - S4x06 - Greased Lightning

454. (NA) - S4x06 - You're the One That I Want

455. (NA) - S4x06 - There Are Worse Things I Could Do

456. (NA) - S4x07 - My Dark Side

457. (NA) - S4x07 - Heroes

458. (NA) - S4x07 - Superman

459. (NA) - S4x07 - Holding Out for a Hero

460. (NA) - S4x07 - Some Nights

461. (NA) - S4x08 - Let's Have a Kiki/Turkey Lurkey Time

462. (NA) - S4x08 - Home/Homeward Bound

463. (NA) - S4x08 - Come See About Me

464. (NA) - S4x08 - Live While We're Young

465. (NA) - S4x09 - Something Stupid

466. (NA) - S4x09 - Being Alive

467. (NA) - S4x09 - Don't Dream It's Over

468. (NA) - S4x09 - Being Good Isn't Good Enough

469. (NA) - S4x09 - All That Jazz

470. (NA) - S4x10 - Feliz Navidad

471. (NA) - S4x10 - Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah

472. (NA) - S4x10 - The First Noel

473. (NA) - S4x10 - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

474. (NA) - S4x10 - Jingle Bell Rock

475. (NA) - S4x11 - Baby Got Back

476. (NA) - S4x11 - No Scrubs

477. (NA) - S4x11 - Tell Him

478. (NA) - S4x11 - Locked Out of Heaven

479. (NA) - S4x11 - I Only Have Eyes for You

480. (NA) - S4x11 - I Don't Know How to Love Him

481. (NA) - S4x12 - Centerfold/Hot in Herre

482. (NA) - S4x12 - Let Me Love You (Until You Learn to Love Yourself)

483. (NA) - S4x12 - A Thousand Years

484. (NA) - S4x12 - This Is the New Year

485. (NA) - S4x12 - Torn

486. (NA) - S4x12 - Love Song

487. (NA) - S4x13 - Don't Stop Me Now

488. (NA) - S4x13 - Diva

489. (NA) - S4x13 - Bring Him Home

490. (NA) - S4x13 - Make No Mistake (She's Mine)

491. (NA) - S4x13 - Nutbush City Limits

492. (NA) - S4x13 - Girl On Fire

493. (NA) - S4x13 - Hung Up

494. (NA) - S4x14 - Just Can't Get Enough

495. (NA) - S4x14 - Getting Married Today

496. (NA) - S4x14 - You're All I Need to Get By

497. (NA) - S4x14 - Anything Could Happen

498. (NA) - S4x14 - We've Got Tonite

499. (NA) - S4x15 - Old Time Rock & Roll/Danger Zone

500. (NA) - S4x15 - You're All the World to Me

501. (NA) - S4x15 - Unchained Melody

502. (NA) - S4x15 - Footloose

503. (NA) - S4x15 - Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend/Material Girl

504. (NA) - S4x15 - In Your Eyes

505. (NA) - S4x16 - I Still Believe/Super Bass

506. (NA) - S4x16 - How to Be a Heartbreaker

507. (NA) - S4x16 - Closer

508. (NA) - S4x16 - The Bitch Is Back/Dress You Up

509. (NA) - S4x16 - Cold Hearted

510. (NA) - S4x16 - Bye Bye Bye/I Want It That Way

511. (NA) - S4x17 - Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now)

512. (NA) - S4x17 - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go

513. (NA) - S4x17 - Wannabe

514. (NA) - S4x17 - Creep

515. (NA) - S4x17 - Copacabana

516. (NA) - S4x18 - Say

517. (NA) - S4x18 - Your Song

518. (NA) - S4x18 - More Than Words

519. (NA) - S4x19 - Fight for Your Right (to Party)

520. (NA) - S4x19 - You Have More Friends Than You Know

521. (NA) - S4x19 - Outcast

522. (NA) - S4x19 - Don't Stop Believin' (Rachel)

523. (NA) - S4x19 - Next to Me

524. (NA) - S4x20 - We Will Rock You

525. (NA) - S4x20 - Longest Time

526. (NA) - S4x20 - Everybody Hurts

527. (NA) - S4x20 - You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'

528. (NA) - S4x20 - At the Ballet

529. (NA) - S4x20 - Little Girls

530. (NA) - S4x21 - For Once in My Life

531. (NA) - S4x21 - Uptight (Everything's Alright)

532. (NA) - S4x21 - I Wish

533. (NA) - S4x22 - Hall of Fame

534. (NA) - S4x22 - Clarity

535. (NA) - S4x22 - Wings

536. (NA) - S4x22 - I Love It

537. (NA) - S4x22 - All or Nothing

538. (NA) - S4x22 - To Love You More

539. (NA) - S4x22 - Rainbow Connection

540. (NA) - S5x01 - You've Got to Hide Your Love Away

541. (NA) - S5x01 - A Hard Day's Night

542. (NA) - S5x01 - I Saw Her Standing There

543. (NA) - S5x02 - Get Back

544. (NA) - S5x02 - Something

545. (NA) - S5x03 - Fire and Rain

546. (NA) - S5x03 - Seasons of Love

547. (NA) - S5x03 - No Surrender

548. (NA) - S5x03 - If I Die Young

549. (NA) - S5x04 - Marry the Night

550. (NA) - S5x04 - Wide Awake

551. (NA) - S5x04 - Applause

552. (NA) - S5x04 - Roar

553. (NA) - S5x05 - Wrecking Ball

554. (NA) - S5x05 - Blurred Lines

555. (NA) - S5x05 - On Our Way

556. (NA) - S5x05 - You Are Woman, I Am Man

557. (NA) - S5x06 - Honesty

558. (NA) - S5x06 - My Life

559. (NA) - S5x06 - Just the Way You Are

560. (NA) - S5x06 - You May Be Right

561. (NA) - S5x06 - An Innocent Man

562. (NA) - S5x06 - Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)

563. (NA) - S5x07 - You're My Best Friend

564. (NA) - S5x07 - Nasty/Rhythm Nation

565. (NA) - S5x07 - Into the Groove

566. (NA) - S5x07 - The Fox

567. (NA) - S5x07 - Cheek to Cheek

568. (NA) - S5x08 - Here Comes Santa Claus (Down Santa Claus Lane)

569. (NA) - S5x08 - The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)

570. (NA) - S5x08 - Mary's Little Boy Child

571. (NA) - S5x08 - Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree

572. (NA) - S5x08 - Away in a Manger

573. (NA) - S5x08 - Love Child

574. (NA) - S5x08 - O Christmas Tree

575. (NA) - S5x09 - Whenever I Call You Friend

576. (NA) - S5x09 - My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)

577. (NA) - S5x09 - I Believe in a Thing Called Love

578. (NA) - S5x09 - Every Breath You Take

579. (NA) - S5x09 - Don't Rain On My Parade

580. (NA) - S5x09 - Brave

581. (NA) - S5x09 - Breakaway

582. (NA) - S5x10 - The Happening

583. (NA) - S5x10 - Hold On

584. (NA) - S5x10 - Barracuda

585. (NA) - S5x10 - Gloria

586. (NA) - S5x10 - Jumpin' Jumpin'

587. (NA) - S5x10 - Don't You (Forget About Me)

588. (NA) - S5x10 - Danny's Song

589. (NA) - S5x11 - Vacation

590. (NA) - S5x11 - America

591. (NA) - S5x11 - More Than a Feeling

592. (NA) - S5x11 - I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For

593. (NA) - S5x11 - Mr. Roboto/Counting Stars

594. (NA) - S5x11 - I Love LA

595. (NA) - S5x12 - Raise Your Glass

596. (NA) - S5x12 - Happy

597. (NA) - S5x12 - Keep Holding On

598. (NA) - S5x12 - Toxic

599. (NA) - S5x12 - Valerie

600. (NA) - S5x13 - Loser Like Me

601. (NA) - S5x13 - Party All the Time

602. (NA) - S5x13 - I Am Changing

603. (NA) - S5x13 - Don't Stop Believin' (Season Five)

604. (NA) - S5x13 - Just Give Me a Reason

605. (NA) - S5x13 - Be Okay

606. (NA) - S5x14 - Don't Sleep in the Subway

607. (NA) - S5x14 - You Make Me Feel So Young

608. (NA) - S5x14 - Best Day of My Life

609. (NA) - S5x14 - Rockstar

610. (NA) - S5x14 - Downtown

611. (NA) - S5x14 - People

612. (NA) - S5x15 - Not While I'm Around

613. (NA) - S5x15 - I'm Still Here

614. (NA) - S5x15 - You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman

615. (NA) - S5x15 - Colorblind

616. (NA) - S5x15 - Broadway Baby

617. (NA) - S5x15 - No One Is Alone

618. (NA) - S5x16 - Love Is a Battlefield

619. (NA) - S5x16 - I Want to Know What Love Is

620. (NA) - S5x16 - Let's Wait Awhile

621. (NA) - S5x17 - Lovefool

622. (NA) - S5x17 - I'm the Greatest Star

623. (NA) - S5x17 - Pumpin Blood

624. (NA) - S5x17 - Who Are You Now

625. (NA) - S5x17 - NYC

626. (NA) - S5x18 - Piece of My Heart

627. (NA) - S5x18 - Wake Me Up

628. (NA) - S5x18 - The Rose

629. (NA) - S5x18 - Doo Wop (That Thing)

630. (NA) - S5x19 - Memory

631. (NA) - S5x19 - Take Me Home Tonight

632. (NA) - S5x19 - I Melt with You

633. (NA) - S5x20 - All of Me

634. (NA) - S5x20 - No Time At All

635. (NA) - S5x20 - Shakin' My Head

636. (NA) - S5x20 - Pompeii

637. (NA) - S5x20 - Glitter in the Air

638. (NA) - S5x20 - Girls on Film

639. (NA) - S6x01 - Sing

640. (NA) - S6x01 - Dance the Night Away

641. (NA) - S6x01 - Uninvited

642. (NA) - S6x01 - Let It Go

643. (NA) - S6x01 - Suddenly Seymour

644. (NA) - S6x02 - Tightrope

645. (NA) - S6x02 - Take On Me

646. (NA) - S6x02 - Home

647. (NA) - S6x02 - Problem

648. (NA) - S6x02 - Mustang Sally

649. (NA) - S6x02 - Viva Voce

650. (NA) - S6x03 - It's Too Late

651. (NA) - S6x03 - Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow/Head Over Feet

652. (NA) - S6x03 - You Learn/You've Got a Friend

653. (NA) - S6x03 - Hand in My Pocket/I Feel the Earth Move

654. (NA) - S6x03 - So Far Away

655. (NA) - S6x04 - Thousand Miles

656. (NA) - S6x04 - Bitch

657. (NA) - S6x05 - It Must Have Been Love

658. (NA) - S6x05 - All Out of Love

659. (NA) - S6x05 - Father Figure

660. (NA) - S6x05 - My Sharona

661. (NA) - S6x06 - Arthur's Theme

662. (NA) - S6x06 - Wishin' And Hoping

663. (NA) - S6x06 - Baby It's You

664. (NA) - S6x06 - What the World Needs Now

665. (NA) - S6x06 - Promises, Promises

666. (NA) - S6x06 - They Long to Be Close to You

667. (NA) - S6x06 - I'll Never Fall in Love Again

668. (NA) - S6x06 - Alfie

669. (NA) - S6x07 - You Give Love a Bad Name

670. (NA) - S6x07 - Somebody Loves You

671. (NA) - S6x07 - All About That Bass

672. (NA) - S6x07 - Time After Time

673. (NA) - S6x07 - I Know Where I've Been

674. (NA) - S6x07 - Same Love

675. (NA) - S6x08 - Hey Ya!

676. (NA) - S6x08 - Our Day Will Come

677. (NA) - S6x08 - I'm So Excited

678. (NA) - S6x08 - At Last

679. (NA) - S6x09 - I Want to Break Free

680. (NA) - S6x09 - Break Free

681. (NA) - S6x09 - Lose My Breath

682. (NA) - S6x09 - Cool Kids

683. (NA) - S6x09 - Friday I'm in Love

684. (NA) - S6x10 - Far From Over

685. (NA) - S6x10 - Rather Be

686. (NA) - S6x10 - Rise

687. (NA) - S6x10 - The Trolley Song

688. (NA) - S6x10 - The Final Countdown

689. (NA) - S6x11 - We Built This City

690. (NA) - S6x11 - Mickey

691. (NA) - S6x11 - Chandelier

692. (NA) - S6x11 - Come Sail Away

693. (NA) - S6x11 - Listen to Your Heart

694. (NA) - S6x11 - Take Me to Church

695. (NA) - S6x12 - Pony

696. (NA) - S6x12 - Don't Stop Believing (Pilot/2009)

697. (NA) - S6x12 - Popular

698. (NA) - S6x12 - I'm His Child

699. (NA) - S6x12 - I Kissed a Girl

700. (NA) - S6x13 - I Lived

701. (NA) - S6x13 - Teach Your Children

702. (NA) - S6x13 - The Winner Takes It All

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elcorhamletlive · 5 years ago

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fandom: MCU (non-powered AU) ship: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark tags: Fluff, Domestic, New Relationship, Pre-serum Steve summary: Steve wakes up in his boyfriend's Malibu mansion. However, Tony is nowhere to be found.

Steve turned on the bed, enjoying the softness against his skin. He had just blinked his eyes open to the ceiling, only a little awake as the line between what was real and what he was dreaming about started to draw itself in his mind.

He squeezed his eyes shut, trying to force his mind to come to its previous image – strong, skilled hands giving him a backrub as a silky voice whispered something in his ear about promises, love and... horses?

The realization of the dream’s weirdness – horses, really, why would they be talking about horses – jolted him back rudely to reality, and Steve turned again, halfway aware that he was definitely going to fall from the bed if he kept moving like that, when it hit him: Wait a minute, I sleep on a futon .

He sat up, suddenly wide awake, and the room erupted into light.

“Good morning,” said a robotic voice, as Steve took in the obscenely luxurious room around him. Automatic curtains opened on the large windows, letting strong sunlight in and showing off a view of a bright blue sky. “It’s 9 a.m.”

Steve blinked, his breath uneven as he adjusted to the view around him. Right, he thought. He was not at home. In fact, he was miles away from his old, rumpled futon.

He looked at the bed. It was actually impressive it took him so long to remember this wasn’t his apartment, because the huge, fluffy mattress was nothing like where he was used to sleeping. Against its obscene size, Steve felt even smaller than usual, and somehow more naked in the stark white light.

Oh, yeah, and there was that, too: he was naked as the day he was born.

That in itself wasn’t a surprise, though. Now that his brain was catching up to the new reality of being awake, he could remember a few things: the surreal feeling of flying in a private jet, the anxiety bubbling in his stomach as he continuously checked his phone, the taste of champagne the flight waitress (a flight waitress!) kept offering him.

He remembered feeling dizzy and less nervous when they landed, and then the night that followed was a blur of touches and whispers and hungry, desperate kisses. His thighs burned when he shifted and he remembered the same hands he had been dreaming about gripping them strongly, lifting him up, carrying him clumsily across the room in a hurry to get to the bed while whispers of Fuck, I missed you were pressed against his mouth.

Steve’s cheeks warmed at the memory. Yeah, he thought. He knew very well where he was.

“The weather in Malibu is 69 degrees with 53% humidity,” the voice—JARVIS, Steve remembered—continued, unbothered by his silence. “The surf conditions are not recommended for beginners, with chest-to-shoulder high lines. High tide will be at—”

“Uh,” Steve interrupted, because he wasn’t very interested in the weather forecast. “Good morning?”

There was a millisecond of silence before JARVIS replied: “Good morning, Mr. Rogers.”

Steve smiled at the ceiling, even though he wasn’t sure if JARVIS cared about gestures like that.

Then he took a deep breath, looking around the room. Although the blatant wealth of everything made him uncomfortable, a part of him wanted to take in everything in minutious detail. He had never been here before, and the knowledge that it was where Tony slept when he wasn’t in New York was enough to make it fascinating.

If Steve was honest, he hadn’t taken Tony seriously, the first few times he'd offered to fly him over. He knew Tony wouldn’t lie , but the idea just seemed too surreal, for Tony to waste so much time and money to hire a private jet to fly in someone who had never even boarded a plane before.

Of course, in Tony’s world, time and money were seemingly never-ending resources. It was such a different world from the one Steve inhabited that, from the beginning, the idea of their relationship seemed like an offensive joke. When Steve couldn’t deny his feelings anymore, he had almost wanted to kick himself for falling into such an obviously doomed path. It was strange enough that Tony wanted to sleep with him – to imagine that he’d want something more was just laughable.

So when things got more steady, Steve started waiting for the other shoe to drop. Except it didn’t. The only thing that happened was that Tony got more insistent about flying him over to his Malibu mansion, and one night, they were stuffing themselves with pizza on Steve’s kitchen and the inebriant combination of grease and cheese and Tony made Steve bold enough to reply You know what? Fine.

Tony’s head snapped towards him so fast Steve feared he might have hurt his neck. His eyes were so wide that for a moment Steve was scared he fucked up somehow, by replying seriously to something that was actually just a very long joke, until Tony’s face broke in a blinding, huge grin and Steve’s heart felt too big for his chest.

And now there he was, in Tony’s bed.

Steve scrambled for a sheet to wrap around himself, unsure of where his clothes had fallen on the room. Even though no one was there, he was feeling a little exposed, and he wished Tony would show up soon.

He laid back with his head over the big pillow, as soft as a cloud. Where was Tony, anyway?

“Uh,” Steve tried, unsure of how to do this. “JARVIS?”

“How can I help you, sir?” The robotic voice replied immediately. Steve jumped a little.

“Uh,” he said again. It still seemed weird to ask a computer for instructions, but he knew he had to get used to Tony’s life if he wanted to be a part of it. “Is Tony in the bathroom?”

“No, sir.”

“Oh.” Steve frowned. That was strange. He couldn’t think of where else would Tony go, if he still intended to come back to bed. And… he had to, right? Steve had just arrived last night. Tony wouldn’t just wake up and leave him alone.

Except… well, that was exactly what Tony used to do, wasn’t it? It was his well-known M.O. after one-night stands. Steve knew that for a fact, because he heard it from Tony himself (and, okay, maybe at a few tabloids too, once he accepted he was falling for a celebrity and he wanted to get at least a glimpse of Tony’s world). Tony would wake up, get dressed and go to his lab as if it were a regular day, and the person he had hooked up with would be left to the reliable but cold professionalism of JARVIS and Ms. Potts, Tony’s assistant.

It was one hell of a douche move, in Steve’s opinion, but at least Tony was aware of this, if the guilty look on his face when he told Steve was anything to go by. And it was in the past, Steve knew, an action belonging to a version of Tony that was a lot more careless, irresponsible, sometimes cruel, and, from what Steve gathered, more than a little unhappy.

Steve ran a hand through his hair, his stomach clutching in little knots of anxiety he wished he could stop from forming. It wasn’t fair to imagine Tony would do that to him. People changed, and that didn’t jive with the Tony he knew – who, yes, could be a little aloof at times, but was also endlessly caring, generous, and tender with such a dedicated focus it made Steve’s head spin.

So Steve turned and tried to go back to sleep. But worry kept crawling up the back of his head with incessant thoughts – what if Tony wasn’t coming back to bed, after all? What if he expected Steve to leave instead? Yes, he had offered countless times to fly Steve over, but what if he had changed his mind? Maybe just seeing Steve walking inside his mansion was enough to make Tony realize he had made a huge mistake.

Steve stirred, annoyed with himself. “JARVIS,” he said finally. “Do you know when Tony is coming back?”

There was a pause, which already threw Steve for a loop. He had noticed JARVIS’ replies were usually instantaneous. “I’m afraid I can’t know for certain, sir.”

Steve’s eyes widened as he turned to look at the ceiling. “Do you know where he is?” He asked, almost afraid of the answer.

“Yes.” JARVIS’ reply was immediate, which eased a little of Steve’s worry. Tony could be trying to get rid of him, but at least he wasn’t missing .

He waited for a moment to see if JARVIS was going to add anything, but, as he didn’t, Steve decided to cut through the chase: “And where is that?”

The longest pause so far preceded JARVIS’ words: “I apologize, but I can’t say, sir.”

Steve sat up. “What?” He forced himself to draw in a sharp breath. “Why not?”

“Mr. Stark does not wish to be disturbed.”

Steve felt as if a bucket of cold, freezing water had just been dropped over his head. What the hell did that mean? Tony flew him in, slept with him, and now had vanished without a word of warning, apparently not even wanting Steve to know where he was? Nothing made sense, and Steve’s stomach clenched painfully, his breath shortening.

He needed his inhaler. He stood up, walking across the bedroom to find the place where Tony had removed his pants. If Steve closed his eyes, he could still feel Tony’s hurried, clumsy yanking, as if any shred of fabric covering Steve’s body was a personal offense against him.

After a few puffs, Steve looked through the windows again, and that was when he got it.

He was being dismissed.

That was Tony’s M.O. He wasn’t kicking Steve out, and he wouldn’t, but he had left, and he most certainly didn’t plan to come back until Steve had realized what was going on and disappeared.

Steve’s face burned. He blinked rapidly, trying to grasp at straws to convince himself that it wasn’t like that, but the more he thought about it, the more it made sense. Tony had only offered to fly him over. He hadn’t said anything about wanting Steve to stay.

Steve forced himself to take a steadying breath. His eyes were starting to burn, too, but he wasn’t going to humiliate himself like that. He could do this later, in whatever cheap motel in Malibu he could actually afford to spend the night in while he made calls to attempt to figure out how he was going to be able to pay for a plane ticket back to New York.

Unless—Steve shivered at the thought that Tony’s jet could be right outside, waiting for him . That was—God, that was probably true, which made everything worse. Steve thought he maybe would have preferred to go into debt with the plane ticket.

He hurried to get himself dressed. His clothes were all rumpled and wrinkled, and, when he finished, the stark contrast he could feel between himself and the filthily rich environment around him was too much. He needed to get out of there, now.

“Sir?” JARVIS said, when Steve started walking towards the door. “Where are you going?”

“Aren’t you supposed to say there’s a car waiting for me outside?” Steve replied with barely controlled hostility. His hands were shaking like crazy as he picked up his phone and stuck it inside his front pocket.

“I have received no instructions of that nature,” JARVIS responded. As Steve walked towards the door, he added, “Wait, sir.”

Steve stopped, taken aback by how weirdly anxious the A.I. sounded. “Look, I don’t want any of my clothes ironed or anything,” he said. “I just need to—”

“Sir, I believe you might be mistakenly thinking a dismissal protocol is in place, but I assure you, it is not,” JARVIS said.

That stopped Steve on his tracks. JARVIS wouldn’t lie, right? What reason would he have to? “Then what is happening?”

There was a pause where Steve had the distinct mental image of someone gritting their teeth. “I’m afraid I cannot say, exactly,” JARVIS answered. “But if I may be so bold as to give a suggestion, sir, the mansion’s kitchen is quite lovely.”

Steve tilted his head at the ceiling. “What?”

“It is a carefully designed and decorated space,” JARVIS insisted. “That is most certainly worth the visit.”

Steve frowned. Was that the A.I.’s attempt to cheer him up? “Thanks, but I think I should probably—”

“Mr. Rogers,” JARVIS interrupted, which made Steve’s eyebrows shoot up. “I strongly recommend you visit the kitchen before you do anything else.”

“Uh,” Steve said, more than a little suspicious. “Okay?”

“Thank you, sir,” JARVIS said, and Steve detected a strong relief in his words. “It’s the first door on the right, down the stairs.”

Steve followed his directions, a little wary, but mostly curious. There on the right, as JARVIS instructed, was a door to the living room, which was connected straight into the kitchen.

He wasn’t sure of what he was expecting when he walked inside, but a strong, delicious smell of food was definitely not it.

The smell took over Steve’s nostrils as soon as he stepped inside. It smelled sweet and sugary, like – pancakes?

And right behind the kitchen island was –

“Tony?”

Tony turned towards him as fast as if he’d seen a ghost. His hair was tousled and there was a smudge of something brown on his cheek.

“Oh, hi,” he said, staring at Steve as if he was half expecting him to grow a second head. His clothes, a tank top and sweatpants, also seemed mussed, but it was hard to see under the apron he had on. “You’re here.”

Steve was a little lost on the contrast between the apron and the tank top that showed off Tony’s well-toned, tanned arms. “Hi,” he said finally.

Tony seemed to take a few moments to digest that, and then something behind him started beeping, and he turned quickly to remove what Steve could distinguish as a pan from the fire. Tony threw it loudly over the counter, before turning to Steve again.

“You’re here. Okay.” Tony breathed, his big brown eyes fixated on Steve with a blank expression. “You’re… not supposed to be here.”

The words stung, and Steve flinched, his previous embarrassment returning with full strength, after being momentarily held back by the weirdness of everything. “I know,” he said, and hated how small his voice sounded. “I’m going to—”

“No,” Tony said, walking to him in a sudden hurry. He held onto Steve’s wrist, his touch and eyes acting like a weird neutralizer for Steve’s anger. He looked shocked at Steve’s suggestion. “I don’t want you to go. I--I mean, what? Of course I don’t want you to go. Why, why would you think that?”

Steve just stared at him. “JARVIS said he couldn’t tell me where you went.”

“Right,” Tony said. His free hand went to his hair, going through brown locks sprinkled with silver that Steve knew were very, very soft. “So you decided to—”

“Sir, if I may,” JARVIS interjected. The A.I.’s voice sounded apprehensive, but not nearly as anxious as before. “I believe Mr. Rogers assumed he was receiving the ‘good morning, Cinderella’ protocol.”

Tony shut his eyes. “Right. The—Jesus, I actually gave it that name.” He drew in a sharp breath and opened his eyes again. “Okay, I can explain.”

Steve waited in silence, and then Tony sighed, looking away.

“Okay, okay, so— listen, sometimes I forget JARVIS is—well, not a person, but an A.I. literally programmed to not be able to disobey an order from me, okay?” His free hand gestured frantically as if that would somehow make it easier for Steve to understand. “So when I went down to the kitchen, I was just thinking about how I was already late for what I planned, and I didn’t know when you were waking up, and I wanted it to be a surprise and my personal best time for making an omelet is still, like, forty-five minutes. So”--he inhaled--“I told him not to tell you what I was doing. And it didn’t occur to me that he wouldn’t be able to evaluate the situation and just tell you when it became obvious you were thinking something really bad and it would be worse to let you go, even if it ruined the surprise.”

Steve stared at him, taking in the whirlwind of words. “What was it?”

“What?”

“That you had planned,” Steve replied. “You didn’t say.”

“Oh,” Tony said. He was still looking at Steve as if he was a bomb that might go off at any second, and he didn’t know for sure which wire to cut. “I. Hmm. I made you breakfast.”

It was only then that Steve remembered to look at the oven behind the island. Next to the pancakes Tony had rudely thrown over the counter, there was a tray with a jar of what seemed to be orange juice, two glasses, and a plate with generous slices of bacon .

He looked back at Tony, taking in his messy state – the brown smudge on his cheek, his tousled hair, the dirty apron. Warmth bubbled inside Steve like a pleasant bath. He felt a strong urge to touch him.

“You take forty-five minutes to make an omelet?” he asked instead.

Tony raised his eyebrows, as if he couldn’t quite gauge what the question meant. “That’s what you got from—I mean, yeah.” He paused, his eyes searching Steve’s face as he analyzed his reaction. Steve kind of wanted to hug him. “Rhodey says it tastes great, though. So it’s worth it. Probably.”

Steve smiled. “Can I try it?”

Tony blinked for a while, as if the question was an absolutely wonderful suggestion he hadn’t thought of until this minute, and then opened a shy, bright grin that made Steve a little dizzy. “Yeah? I mean, I—I made it for you.”

He turned before Steve could reply, and they walked around the island, getting to the counter next to the oven where Tony had placed the tray.

Only then it hit Steve—the tray.

“Were you going to…” His cheeks warmed as he eyed the carefully placed silvery next to the plates. “Uh. Were we going to eat it in bed?”

Tony stared at him seeming almost wary, as if he was choosing his next words as carefully as he set up the tray. “Yeah.” Then he sighed and gesticulated aimlessly. “That was the, uh—idea. Not the best execution, I’ll admit it.”

“It looks good,” Steve said, trying to sound as reassuring as possible. Then he eyed the pancakes a little regretfully. “I, uh. I can’t eat gluten, though.”

“I know,” Tony said immediately. “I know that. I remembered that.” He raised his finger at Steve as if he was defending himself from a grave accusation. “Every single one of these pancakes are completely, 100% gluten free. Pinky-swear, honestly, I had JARVIS check through all the ingredients. Right, JARVIS?”

“Absolutely, sir.”

“Thank you! Right,” he repeated, pointing at Steve as if he had been arguing against it. Then, as Steve didn’t say anything, he seemed to lose a little bit of steam. “Am I freaking you out? I—” He took a sharp breath, looking around, before finally looking back at Steve again. “Okay, full disclosure, I’m not very used to this. I… didn’t sleep with many people since I disabled that stupid Cinderella protocol. And I never made anyone breakfast before. Also, since we’re laying it all out, I’m not usually awake at this time either, unless I’m still awake, and—”

“Tony,” Steve interrupted, laying his hands on his shoulders. “It’s okay.”

Tony seemed to relax the slightest amount, but he was still staring at Steve with those big, worried and – Steve was beginning to realize – irresistible Bambi eyes. “You thought I was kicking you out. That seems like the opposite of okay.”

“Only because I thought you’d regret flying me in.”

“I thought you’d regret coming,” Tony said, and Steve, unable to help himself anymore, leaned his head upwards and pressed a kiss to his mouth.

“I didn’t,” he whispered against Tony lips, humming with approval when Tony’s hands held his waist, pulling his body closer. “Last night was great. The pancakes look great. You—” Steve’s breath catches in his throat, the words getting harder to push off. “You’re pretty great.”

“Thanks,” Tony said to Steve’s lips, right before he leaned forward to capture them again. This kiss was longer than the last, and the only reason Steve stopped was because he could taste a little sweetness in Tony’s mouth that he knew came from testing his food multiple times until it felt good enough.

“I really like you,” Steve burst out when they broke apart, because it was hanging from the tip of his tongue and he couldn’t hold it in. Tony blinked at him, wordless, and Steve decided not to wait for an answer. “And I want my pancakes.”

“Okay,” Tony said, seeming a little flabbergasted. His smile began to grow a moment afterwards, as if he was still processing what was happening. “Okay, yeah, anything you want.”

“And I bet I can lower your omelet time to thirty minutes.”

“I bet you can,” Tony agreed, and, as he came closer, brushing their noses, Steve decided that, before he got to taste the pancakes, one more taste of Tony’s mouth wouldn’t hurt.

#stony #stevetony #happy steve bingo #stony fic #stevetony fic #my fics

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fearfylsymmetry · 11 months ago

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this is like if passionate sweaty missionary was a song or something

#jet jump jive #SoundCloud

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melyzard · 7 years ago

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Favorite Movies Name Game

@callioope tagged me for this one (thanks, these tumblr tag games are turning out to be fun and a great distraction on bad weather days when we're all grounded!)

However, “skitzofreak” was too long and “Mel” felt like a bit of a cheat, so I decided to use my callsign (funny story how I got it, maybe I’ll get a few vodkas in me and tell it sometime).

SO JUMP BACK, THIS LIST IS PRETTY HOT

P - Pacific Rim. (Giant monsters from another dimension invade the planet. Humanity's solution? Giant psychic robots punch them in the face with swords. Also the female lead has her own narrative that does not revolve around romance, she never has to do that thing where she wraps her thighs around some dude's head to subdue him, and she gets to hit the male lead with a big stick. Amen.*)

E - Empire Strikes Back** (This was my introduction to space opera - I saw this first of the OT, and I adored the space wizard and the rogue and the giant screaming bear-man, but the Princess who took no shit and the fighter pilots (in space) were something I had never seen on tv or in movies and somehow they both melded in my brain, and I don't remember precisely how old I was when someone finally showed me those movies but right there I decided I was going to be a fighter pilot princess. "In Space" optional, but preferred.)

D - The Defiant Ones (Okay, this is an old one, made in 1958, but it had a formative influence on me when my grandpa showed it to me. A black prisoner and a white prisoner are chained together while being transported because "the warden had a sense of humor." But the truck crashes and they escape, and remain chained together for most of the movie as they run for freedom. Look, it has a painful ending but it forces you to look at a lot of things that are sadly still very relevant today. It isn't perfect and I don't really know if I can explain why I like it. But it's a movie that stares you in the eye and dares you to blink.)

A - Amelie (If Wes Anderson was a French woman, this is the movie he would make. I mean, it's still directed by a man, but it's almost hard to tell that. It's weird and funny and clever, and I love how it takes all this care and time to mention major world events that are occurring at the time of the movie...and then firmly plants them in the background. And it has a male love interest who is not broody or tough or Benignly Tolerant of her "manic pixie" weirdness, but genuinely jives with her quirky-but-kind (and kinda petty) personality.)

L – The Last Unicorn (This is my favorite book ever written. I could quote most of it from memory. I can quote the entire movie from memory. It combines philosophy with poetry with pragmatism with pretty art, and every single character is engaging and unique. And while as a child I did not fully appreciate the incredible cast they put together (Christopher Lee, Angela Lansbury, Mia Farrow, among many others***), I love absolutely everything about the story and the message and the lines and the songs and....)

S – Spartacus ("I am Spartacus!" - I wrote a 10,000 word dissertation and a twenty minute formal presentation to a board of nationally ranked literary critics on this movie and the influence it had on western film and literature while I was at the Academy, and when you spend that much time with a film, it becomes a part of you whether you like it or not.)****

So that was fun. Thanks! I guess I'll tag @crazy-fruit, @sleepykalena, @ladytharen, and @moonprincess92nz, if you haven't done this sort of thing already. Feel free to use whatever name you like, or if I didn't tag you and you want to do it, tag me in your response, because I'm always interested in finding new movies to watch.

*However, that bit in the beginning where a kaiju knocks fighter jets out of the sky because they are flying literally two feet away from it drives me crazy because seriously? Fly at 20,000 feet like a normal person, you complete idiot. Missiles are long range weapons. How did any of you ever get your fucking wings? Is this what the Air Force is teaching them these days? Somebody call the goddamn Navy.

**although shout out to Enter the Dragon because that is a movie I put on when I want to drink and be merry, and I love martial arts movies in general, especially the Shaolin brothers.

***Only gripe: at one point Jeff Bridges sings a love song. Can Jeff Bridges sing? No. No, he cannot.

****I double majored in mechanical engineering and English, because the Academy was four years of pure misery anyway so why not add a few extra whips?

#tag games #movies #pacific rim #enter the dragon #empire strikes back #defiant ones #amelie #last unicorn #spartacus #random thoughts #about me #thanks again!

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backslashdelta · 3 years ago

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Glee Soundtrack Rating Project Results: unhappyending

@unhappyending

Favourite character: Kurt Hummel

Least favourite character: Blaine Anderson

Favourite season: Undecided - one of the first three

Least favourite season: Season 6

Mean song rating: 6.56

Mean song rating for favourite character's songs: 7.07

Mean song rating for favourite character's solos: 8.77

Mean song rating season 1: 7.02

Mean song rating season 2: 7.15

Mean song rating season 3: 6.77

Mean song rating season 4: 5.78

Mean song rating season 5: 5.79

Mean song rating season 6: 6.33

Songs rated: 235

[ID: A bar chart titled Number of songs assigned each rating by unhappyending, illustrating the number of times each score was assigned to a song by unhappyending. 10 was assigned 54 times, 9 was assigned 11 times, 8 was assigned 36 times, 7 was assigned 41 times, 6 was assigned 27 times, 5 was assigned 9 times, 4 was assigned 14 times, 3 was assigned 9 times, 2 was assigned 3 times, 1 was assigned 31 times, and 467 songs were not rated.]

About the Project | Results Masterpost

Ranking:

1. (10) - S1x02 - I Say a Little Prayer

2. (10) - S1x06 - It's My Life/Confessions Part II

3. (10) - S1x08 - Bust A Move

4. (10) - S1x08 - Thong Song

5. (10) - S1x10 - (You're Having My Baby)

6. (10) - S1x11 - Bootylicious

7. (10) - S1x14 - Highway to Hell

8. (10) - S1x15 - 4 Minutes

9. (10) - S1x17 - Physical

10. (10) - S1x17 - Run Joey Run

11. (10) - S1x17 - Ice Ice Baby

12. (10) - S1x18 - Jessie's Girl

13. (10) - S1x18 - Rose's Turn

14. (10) - S1x19 - Dream On

15. (10) - S2x02 - Toxic

16. (10) - S2x03 - I Want to Hold Your Hand

17. (10) - S2x04 - Le Jazz Hot

18. (10) - S2x05 - Touch a Touch a Touch a Touch Me

19. (10) - S2x05 - Time Warp

20. (10) - S2x06 - Stop! In the Name of Love/Free Your Mind

21. (10) - S2x06 - Start Me Up/Livin' on a Prayer

22. (10) - S2x08 - Just the Way You Are

23. (10) - S2x09 - Don't Cry for Me Argentina

24. (10) - S2x09 - Valerie

25. (10) - S2x10 - You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

26. (10) - S2x14 - My Headband

27. (10) - S2x16 - Blackbird

28. (10) - S2x16 - Only Child

29. (10) - S2x16 - Trouty Mouth

30. (10) - S2x18 - As If We Never Said Goodbye

31. (10) - S2x21 - Pure Imagination

32. (10) - S2x22 - My Cup

33. (10) - S3x02 - I'm the Greatest Star

34. (10) - S3x08 - Red Solo Cup

35. (10) - S3x11 - Scream

36. (10) - S3x11 - Smooth Criminal

37. (10) - S3x11 - I Want You Back

38. (10) - S3x14 - Glad You Came

39. (10) - S3x17 - How Will I Know

40. (10) - S3x18 - Not the Boy Next Door

41. (10) - S3x21 - Paradise By the Dashboard Light

42. (10) - S3x22 - I'll Remember

43. (10) - S4x08 - Let's Have a Kiki/Turkey Lurkey Time

44. (10) - S4x08 - Live While We're Young

45. (10) - S4x09 - Being Alive

46. (10) - S4x11 - Baby Got Back

47. (10) - S4x13 - Girl On Fire

48. (10) - S5x04 - Marry the Night

49. (10) - S5x07 - The Fox

50. (10) - S5x08 - Here Comes Santa Claus (Down Santa Claus Lane)

51. (10) - S5x08 - The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)

52. (10) - S5x09 - I Believe in a Thing Called Love

53. (10) - S5x14 - Rockstar

54. (10) - S6x10 - The Final Countdown

55. (9) - S1x01 - Rehab

56. (9) - S2x02 - I'm a Slave 4 U

57. (9) - S2x05 - Sweet Transvestite

58. (9) - S2x08 - Marry You

59. (9) - S2x20 - Jar of Hearts

60. (9) - S3x01 - Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead

61. (9) - S3x04 - Bein' Green

62. (9) - S3x06 - Hit Me with Your Best Shot/One Way or Another

63. (9) - S5x02 - Here Comes the Sun

64. (9) - S5x03 - If I Die Young

65. (9) - S5x10 - Gloria

66. (8) - S1x01 - Can't Fight This Feeling

67. (8) - S1x03 - Bust Your Windows

68. (8) - S1x06 - Halo/Walking On Sunshine

69. (8) - S1x13 - Don't Rain on My Parade

70. (8) - S1x22 - Bohemian Rhapsody

71. (8) - S1x22 - To Sir, With Love

72. (8) - S2x01 - Empire State of Mind

73. (8) - S2x05 - Science Fiction Double Feature

74. (8) - S2x09 - (I've Had) The Time of My Life

75. (8) - S3x01 - You Can't Stop the Beat

76. (8) - S3x01 - We Got the Beat

77. (8) - S3x04 - Candyman

78. (8) - S3x09 - Christmas Wrapping

79. (8) - S3x17 - I Have Nothing

80. (8) - S3x18 - Cell Block Tango

81. (8) - S3x21 - Edge of Glory

82. (8) - S4x03 - The Way You Look Tonight/You're Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile

83. (8) - S4x04 - Don't Speak

84. (8) - S4x06 - You're the One That I Want

85. (8) - S4x08 - Whistle

86. (8) - S4x13 - Make No Mistake (She's Mine)

87. (8) - S4x13 - Nutbush City Limits

88. (8) - S4x16 - How to Be a Heartbreaker

89. (8) - S4x16 - Bye Bye Bye/I Want It That Way

90. (8) - S4x17 - Mamma Mia

91. (8) - S5x05 - Wrecking Ball

92. (8) - S5x07 - Into the Groove

93. (8) - S5x09 - Don't Rain On My Parade

94. (8) - S5x13 - Don't Stop Believin' (Season Five)

95. (8) - S5x15 - I'm Still Here

96. (8) - S5x15 - Colorblind

97. (8) - S5x17 - Pumpin Blood

98. (8) - S5x19 - Lucky Star

99. (8) - S6x06 - Alfie

100. (8) - S6x12 - Popular

101. (8) - S6x13 - Daydream Believer

102. (7) - S1x01 - Mr. Cellophane

103. (7) - S1x05 - Last Name

104. (7) - S1x08 - Sweet Caroline

105. (7) - S1x12 - Jump

106. (7) - S1x16 - Beautiful

107. (7) - S1x20 - Bad Romance

108. (7) - S1x21 - Give Up the Funk

109. (7) - S2x04 - River Deep, Mountain High

110. (7) - S2x05 - Whatever Happened to Saturday Night?

111. (7) - S2x05 - There's a Light (Over at the Frankenstein Place)

112. (7) - S2x07 - Forget You

113. (7) - S2x07 - Singing In the Rain/Umbrella

114. (7) - S2x10 - Baby, It's Cold Outside

115. (7) - S2x14 - Blame It (On the Alcohol)

116. (7) - S2x19 - Nice to Meet You, Have I Slept with You?

117. (7) - S2x20 - Dancing Queen

118. (7) - S2x22 - For Good

119. (7) - S3x05 - Uptown Girl

120. (7) - S3x07 - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

121. (7) - S3x07 - Perfect

122. (7) - S3x08 - We Are Young

123. (7) - S3x09 - Let It Snow

124. (7) - S3x10 - Moves Like Jagger/Jumpin' Jack Flash

125. (7) - S3x11 - Black or White

126. (7) - S3x11 - Bad

127. (7) - S3x13 - Love Shack

128. (7) - S3x16 - More Than a Woman

129. (7) - S3x18 - The Music of the Night

130. (7) - S3x18 - The Rain in Spain

131. (7) - S3x21 - Tongue Tied

132. (7) - S4x09 - All That Jazz

133. (7) - S4x10 - White Christmas

134. (7) - S4x13 - Bring Him Home

135. (7) - S4x20 - Longest Time

136. (7) - S4x21 - You Are the Sunshine of My Life

137. (7) - S5x02 - Get Back

138. (7) - S5x03 - Seasons of Love

139. (7) - S5x05 - If I Were a Boy

140. (7) - S5x12 - Defying Gravity

141. (7) - S5x20 - Pompeii

142. (7) - S6x02 - Home

143. (6) - S1x01 - Sit Down You're Rockin the Boat

144. (6) - S1x01 - Don't Stop Believing (Pilot)

145. (6) - S1x01 - I Kissed a Girl

146. (6) - S1x07 - Keep Holding On

147. (6) - S1x17 - Total Eclipse of the Heart

148. (6) - S1x22 - Over the Rainbow

149. (6) - S2x04 - Happy Days Are Here Again/Get Happy

150. (6) - S2x16 - Hell to the No

151. (6) - S2x18 - Born This Way

152. (6) - S2x18 - I Feel Pretty/Unpretty

153. (6) - S2x20 - Isn't She Lovely

154. (6) - S3x01 - Anything Goes/Anything You Can Do

155. (6) - S3x07 - Jolene

156. (6) - S3x07 - I Kissed a Girl

157. (6) - S3x08 - Man in the Mirror

158. (6) - S3x08 - ABC

159. (6) - S3x11 - Ben

160. (6) - S4x04 - The Scientist

161. (6) - S4x06 - Greased Lightning

162. (6) - S4x06 - There Are Worse Things I Could Do

163. (6) - S4x20 - At the Ballet

164. (6) - S5x05 - Blurred Lines

165. (6) - S5x10 - The Happening

166. (6) - S5x19 - Take Me Home Tonight

167. (6) - S5x20 - American Boy

168. (6) - S6x03 - It's Too Late

169. (6) - S6x13 - I Lived

170. (5) - S1x01 - You're the One That I Want (ver. 1)

171. (5) - S1x05 - Somebody to Love

172. (5) - S1x14 - Gives You Hell

173. (5) - S2x01 - Telephone

174. (5) - S2x09 - Hey, Soul Sister

175. (5) - S2x10 - Last Christmas

176. (5) - S2x14 - Tik Tok

177. (5) - S4x22 - All or Nothing

178. (5) - S5x01 - Got to Get You Into My Life

179. (4) - S1x09 - Defying Gravity

180. (4) - S1x18 - Pink Houses

181. (4) - S1x22 - Don't Stop Believing (Regionals)

182. (4) - S2x16 - Raise Your Glass

183. (4) - S2x16 - Loser Like Me

184. (4) - S3x16 - How Deep Is Your Love

185. (4) - S4x05 - Born to Hand Jive

186. (4) - S4x10 - Feliz Navidad

187. (4) - S4x15 - Come What May

188. (4) - S5x02 - Let It Be

189. (4) - S5x06 - Just the Way You Are

190. (4) - S5x08 - Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree

191. (4) - S5x14 - Downtown

192. (4) - S5x17 - I'm the Greatest Star

193. (3) - S1x01 - On My Own

194. (3) - S1x15 - Vogue

195. (3) - S1x16 - One Less Bell to Answer/A House Is Not a Home

196. (3) - S1x16 - A House Is Not a Home

197. (3) - S2x06 - Teenage Dream

198. (3) - S2x16 - Candles

199. (3) - S3x22 - Roots Before Branches

200. (3) - S5x18 - Story of My Life

201. (3) - S6x01 - Let It Go

202. (2) - S3x09 - My Favorite Things

203. (2) - S4x14 - Just Can't Get Enough

204. (2) - S5x02 - Hey Jude

205. (1) - S1x02 - Push It

206. (1) - S1x05 - Cabaret

207. (1) - S2x12 - When I Get You Alone

208. (1) - S2x14 - Don't You Want Me

209. (1) - S2x15 - Animal

210. (1) - S2x18 - Somewhere Only We Know

211. (1) - S2x20 - I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You

212. (1) - S3x04 - Last Friday Night

213. (1) - S3x09 - Extraordinary Merry Christmas

214. (1) - S3x14 - Cough Syrup

215. (1) - S3x15 - Fighter

216. (1) - S3x15 - Somebody That I Used to Know

217. (1) - S3x17 - It's Not Right But It's Okay

218. (1) - S4x04 - Teenage Dream (Acoustic)

219. (1) - S4x05 - Hopelessly Devoted to You

220. (1) - S4x06 - Beauty School Dropout

221. (1) - S4x09 - O Holy Night

222. (1) - S4x15 - Shout

223. (1) - S4x17 - Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now)

224. (1) - S4x17 - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go

225. (1) - S4x19 - Don't Stop Believin' (Rachel)

226. (1) - S5x01 - Help!

227. (1) - S5x01 - All You Need Is Love

228. (1) - S5x06 - Piano Man

229. (1) - S5x06 - Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)

230. (1) - S5x07 - You're My Best Friend

231. (1) - S5x14 - You Make Me Feel So Young

232. (1) - S5x15 - Not While I'm Around

233. (1) - S5x15 - Broadway Baby

234. (1) - S5x20 - All of Me

235. (1) - S6x01 - Suddenly Seymour

236. (NA) - S1x01 - Respect

237. (NA) - S1x01 - Leaving On a Jet Plane

238. (NA) - S1x02 - Take a Bow

239. (NA) - S1x02 - Gold Digger

240. (NA) - S1x03 - Mercy

241. (NA) - S1x03 - I Wanna Sex You Up

242. (NA) - S1x04 - Taking Chances

243. (NA) - S1x04 - Tonight

244. (NA) - S1x05 - Alone

245. (NA) - S1x05 - Maybe This Time

246. (NA) - S1x07 - Hate On Me

247. (NA) - S1x07 - Ride Wit Me

248. (NA) - S1x07 - You Keep Me Hanging On

249. (NA) - S1x07 - No Air

250. (NA) - S1x08 - I Could Have Danced All Night

251. (NA) - S1x08 - What A Girl Wants

252. (NA) - S1x09 - Dancing With Myself

253. (NA) - S1x09 - Proud Mary

254. (NA) - S1x10 - Lean On Me

255. (NA) - S1x10 - I'll Stand By You

256. (NA) - S1x10 - Endless Love

257. (NA) - S1x10 - Don't Stand So Close to Me/Young Girl

258. (NA) - S1x10 - Crush

259. (NA) - S1x11 - Hair/Crazy In Love

260. (NA) - S1x11 - Imagine

261. (NA) - S1x11 - Papa Don't Preach

262. (NA) - S1x11 - True Colors

263. (NA) - S1x11 - Don't Make Me Over

264. (NA) - S1x12 - Smile (Charlie Chaplin)

265. (NA) - S1x12 - Smile (Lily Allen)

266. (NA) - S1x13 - And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going

267. (NA) - S1x13 - You Can't Always Get What You Want

268. (NA) - S1x13 - My Life Would Suck Without You

269. (NA) - S1x14 - Hello, I Love You

270. (NA) - S1x14 - Hello, Goodbye

271. (NA) - S1x14 - Hello

272. (NA) - S1x14 - Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love

273. (NA) - S1x15 - What It Feels Like for a Girl

274. (NA) - S1x15 - Like a Virgin

275. (NA) - S1x15 - Express Yourself

276. (NA) - S1x15 - Like a Prayer

277. (NA) - S1x15 - Borderline/Open Your Heart

278. (NA) - S1x15 - Burning Up

279. (NA) - S1x16 - Home

280. (NA) - S1x16 - Fire

281. (NA) - S1x17 - U Can't Touch This

282. (NA) - S1x18 - The Boy Is Mine

283. (NA) - S1x18 - Lady Is a Tramp

284. (NA) - S1x18 - One

285. (NA) - S1x19 - Safety Dance

286. (NA) - S1x19 - Dream a Little Dream

287. (NA) - S1x19 - I Dreamed a Dream

288. (NA) - S1x20 - Shout It Out Loud

289. (NA) - S1x20 - Beth

290. (NA) - S1x20 - Poker Face

291. (NA) - S1x20 - Funny Girl

292. (NA) - S1x21 - Another One Bites the Dust

293. (NA) - S1x21 - Loser

294. (NA) - S1x21 - Good Vibrations

295. (NA) - S1x21 - It's a Man's Man's Man's World

296. (NA) - S1x21 - Tell Me Something Good

297. (NA) - S1x22 - Faithfully

298. (NA) - S1x22 - Any Way You Want It/Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'

299. (NA) - S2x01 - What I Did for Love

300. (NA) - S2x01 - Billionaire

301. (NA) - S2x01 - Listen

302. (NA) - S2x01 - Every Rose Has Its Thorn

303. (NA) - S2x01 - Getting to Know You

304. (NA) - S2x02 - Stronger

305. (NA) - S2x02 - Me Against the Music

306. (NA) - S2x02 - Baby One More Time

307. (NA) - S2x02 - The Only Exception

308. (NA) - S2x03 - Losing My Religion

309. (NA) - S2x03 - I Look to You

310. (NA) - S2x03 - Bridge Over Troubled Water

311. (NA) - S2x03 - Only the Good Die Young

312. (NA) - S2x03 - Papa, Can You Hear Me?

313. (NA) - S2x03 - One of Us

314. (NA) - S2x04 - Don't Go Breaking My Heart

315. (NA) - S2x04 - With You I'm Born Again

316. (NA) - S2x04 - Lucky

317. (NA) - S2x04 - Sing!

318. (NA) - S2x05 - Damn It, Janet

319. (NA) - S2x05 - Planet, Schmanet, Janet

320. (NA) - S2x06 - One Love (People Get Ready)

321. (NA) - S2x07 - Nowadays/Hot Honey rag

322. (NA) - S2x07 - Make 'Em Laugh

323. (NA) - S2x07 - Conjunction Junction

324. (NA) - S2x08 - Ohio

325. (NA) - S2x08 - Sway

326. (NA) - S2x09 - The Living Years

327. (NA) - S2x09 - Dog Days Are Over

328. (NA) - S2x10 - We Need a Little Christmas

329. (NA) - S2x10 - The Most Wonderful Day of the Year

330. (NA) - S2x10 - Welcome Christmas

331. (NA) - S2x10 - Merry Christmas, Darling

332. (NA) - S2x11 - Thriller/Heads Will Roll

333. (NA) - S2x11 - Bills, Bills, Bills

334. (NA) - S2x11 - She's Not There

335. (NA) - S2x11 - Need You Now

336. (NA) - S2x12 - P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)

337. (NA) - S2x12 - Silly Love Songs

338. (NA) - S2x12 - Fat Bottomed Girls

339. (NA) - S2x12 - Firework

340. (NA) - S2x12 - My Funny Valentine

341. (NA) - S2x13 - Somebody to Love

342. (NA) - S2x13 - Sing

343. (NA) - S2x13 - I Know What Boys Like

344. (NA) - S2x13 - Take Me or Leave Me

345. (NA) - S2x13 - Baby

346. (NA) - S2x13 - This Little Light of Mine

347. (NA) - S2x14 - One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer

348. (NA) - S2x15 - Afternoon Delight

349. (NA) - S2x15 - Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah)

350. (NA) - S2x15 - Landslide

351. (NA) - S2x15 - Kiss

352. (NA) - S2x16 - Jesus Is My Friend

353. (NA) - S2x16 - Misery

354. (NA) - S2x16 - Big Ass Heart

355. (NA) - S2x16 - Get It Right

356. (NA) - S2x17 - Turning Tables

357. (NA) - S2x17 - Ain't No Way

358. (NA) - S2x17 - All By Myself

359. (NA) - S2x17 - I Follow Rivers

360. (NA) - S2x18 - I've Gotta Be Me

361. (NA) - S2x19 - Dreams

362. (NA) - S2x19 - Never Going Back Again

363. (NA) - S2x19 - I Don't Want to Know

364. (NA) - S2x19 - Go Your Own Way

365. (NA) - S2x19 - Don't Stop

366. (NA) - S2x19 - Songbird

367. (NA) - S2x20 - Friday

368. (NA) - S2x20 - Rolling in the Deep

369. (NA) - S2x21 - Some People

370. (NA) - S2x21 - Try a Little Tenderness

371. (NA) - S2x21 - My Man

372. (NA) - S2x21 - Back to Black

373. (NA) - S2x22 - Yeah!

374. (NA) - S2x22 - I Love New York/New York, New York

375. (NA) - S2x22 - Light Up the World

376. (NA) - S2x22 - Bella Notte

377. (NA) - S2x22 - Pretending

378. (NA) - S2x22 - As Long as You're There

379. (NA) - S2x22 - Still Got Tonight

380. (NA) - S3x01 - It's Not Unusual

381. (NA) - S3x01 - Big Spender

382. (NA) - S3x02 - Something's Coming

383. (NA) - S3x02 - Somewhere

384. (NA) - S3x03 - Run the World (Girls)

385. (NA) - S3x03 - Spotlight

386. (NA) - S3x03 - Cool

387. (NA) - S3x03 - It's All Over

388. (NA) - S3x03 - Out Here On My Own

389. (NA) - S3x03 - Fix You

390. (NA) - S3x04 - Waiting for a Girl Like You

391. (NA) - S3x04 - Take Care of Yourself

392. (NA) - S3x05 - Tonight

393. (NA) - S3x05 - One Hand, One Heart

394. (NA) - S3x05 - America

395. (NA) - S3x05 - A Boy Like That/I Have a Love

396. (NA) - S3x06 - I Can't Go for That/You Make My Dreams Come True

397. (NA) - S3x06 - Rumour Has It/Someone Like You

398. (NA) - S3x06 - Hot for Teacher

399. (NA) - S3x06 - You and I/You and I

400. (NA) - S3x07 - I'm the Only One

401. (NA) - S3x07 - Constant Craving

402. (NA) - S3x08 - Control

403. (NA) - S3x08 - Buenos Aires

404. (NA) - S3x08 - Survivor/I Will Survive

405. (NA) - S3x09 - All I Want for Christmas Is You

406. (NA) - S3x09 - Do They Know It's Christmas?

407. (NA) - S3x09 - Santa Claus Is Coming to Town

408. (NA) - S3x09 - River

409. (NA) - S3x09 - Blue Christmas

410. (NA) - S3x10 - Wedding Bell Blues (Bill)

411. (NA) - S3x10 - Summer Nights

412. (NA) - S3x10 - Without You

413. (NA) - S3x10 - The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face

414. (NA) - S3x10 - We Found Love

415. (NA) - S3x11 - Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'

416. (NA) - S3x11 - Never Can Say Goodbye

417. (NA) - S3x11 - I Just Can't Stop Loving You

418. (NA) - S3x11 - Human Nature

419. (NA) - S3x12 - Don't Wanna Lose You

420. (NA) - S3x12 - Sexy and I Know It

421. (NA) - S3x12 - La Isla Bonita

422. (NA) - S3x12 - Bamboleo/Hero

423. (NA) - S3x12 - A Little Less Conversation

424. (NA) - S3x13 - Let Me Love You

425. (NA) - S3x13 - Stereo Hearts

426. (NA) - S3x13 - I Will Always Love You

427. (NA) - S3x13 - Cherish/Cherish

428. (NA) - S3x13 - You're the Top

429. (NA) - S3x13 - Chapel of Love

430. (NA) - S3x13 - Home

431. (NA) - S3x13 - L-O-V-E

432. (NA) - S3x14 - Fly/I Believe I Can Fly

433. (NA) - S3x14 - Here's to Us

434. (NA) - S3x14 - Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)

435. (NA) - S3x14 - Stand

436. (NA) - S3x15 - I'm Still Standing

437. (NA) - S3x15 - Up Up Up

438. (NA) - S3x15 - Rio/Hungry Like the Wolf

439. (NA) - S3x16 - You Should Be Dancing

440. (NA) - S3x16 - Stayin' Alive

441. (NA) - S3x16 - Disco Inferno

442. (NA) - S3x16 - If I Can't Have You

443. (NA) - S3x16 - Boogie Shoes

444. (NA) - S3x16 - Night Fever

445. (NA) - S3x17 - Saving All My Love For You

446. (NA) - S3x17 - My Love Is Your Love

447. (NA) - S3x17 - I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)

448. (NA) - S3x17 - So Emotional

449. (NA) - S3x18 - School's Out

450. (NA) - S3x18 - Cry

451. (NA) - S3x18 - Shake It Out

452. (NA) - S3x19 - Dinosaur

453. (NA) - S3x19 - What Makes You Beautiful

454. (NA) - S3x19 - Take My Breath Away

455. (NA) - S3x19 - Big Girls Don't Cry

456. (NA) - S3x19 - Love You Like a Love Song

457. (NA) - S3x20 - Mean

458. (NA) - S3x20 - I Won't Give Up

459. (NA) - S3x20 - Flashdance...What a Feeling

460. (NA) - S3x20 - Because You Loved Me

461. (NA) - S3x21 - We Are the Champions

462. (NA) - S3x21 - It's All Coming Back to Me Now

463. (NA) - S3x21 - Starships

464. (NA) - S3x21 - Pinball Wizard

465. (NA) - S3x22 - You Get What You Give

466. (NA) - S3x22 - In My Life

467. (NA) - S3x22 - Glory Days

468. (NA) - S3x22 - Forever Young

469. (NA) - S4x01 - It's Time

470. (NA) - S4x01 - Call Me Maybe

471. (NA) - S4x01 - Sister Christian

472. (NA) - S4x01 - Americano/Dance Again

473. (NA) - S4x01 - Never Say Never

474. (NA) - S4x01 - Chasing Pavements

475. (NA) - S4x01 - New York State of Mind

476. (NA) - S4x02 - Boys/Boyfriend

477. (NA) - S4x02 - Hold It Against Me

478. (NA) - S4x02 - Gimme More

479. (NA) - S4x02 - Everytime

480. (NA) - S4x02 - Crazy/U Drive Me Crazy

481. (NA) - S4x02 - Oops!...I Did It Again

482. (NA) - S4x02 - 3

483. (NA) - S4x02 - Womanizer

484. (NA) - S4x03 - Everybody Wants to Rule the World

485. (NA) - S4x03 - Celebrity Skin

486. (NA) - S4x03 - A Change Would Do You Good

487. (NA) - S4x04 - Barely Breathing

488. (NA) - S4x04 - Give Your Heart a Break

489. (NA) - S4x04 - Mine

490. (NA) - S4x05 - Everybody Talks

491. (NA) - S4x05 - Blow Me (One Last Kiss)

492. (NA) - S4x05 - Juke Box Hero

493. (NA) - S4x06 - Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee

494. (NA) - S4x06 - Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee (Reprise)

495. (NA) - S4x07 - My Dark Side

496. (NA) - S4x07 - Heroes

497. (NA) - S4x07 - Superman

498. (NA) - S4x07 - Holding Out for a Hero

499. (NA) - S4x07 - Some Nights

500. (NA) - S4x08 - Home/Homeward Bound

501. (NA) - S4x08 - Come See About Me

502. (NA) - S4x08 - Gangnam Style

503. (NA) - S4x09 - Something Stupid

504. (NA) - S4x09 - Don't Dream It's Over

505. (NA) - S4x09 - Being Good Isn't Good Enough

506. (NA) - S4x10 - Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah

507. (NA) - S4x10 - The First Noel

508. (NA) - S4x10 - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

509. (NA) - S4x10 - Jingle Bell Rock

510. (NA) - S4x11 - No Scrubs

511. (NA) - S4x11 - Tell Him

512. (NA) - S4x11 - Locked Out of Heaven

513. (NA) - S4x11 - I Only Have Eyes for You

514. (NA) - S4x11 - I Don't Know How to Love Him

515. (NA) - S4x12 - Centerfold/Hot in Herre

516. (NA) - S4x12 - Let Me Love You (Until You Learn to Love Yourself)

517. (NA) - S4x12 - A Thousand Years

518. (NA) - S4x12 - This Is the New Year

519. (NA) - S4x12 - Torn

520. (NA) - S4x12 - Love Song

521. (NA) - S4x13 - Don't Stop Me Now

522. (NA) - S4x13 - Diva

523. (NA) - S4x13 - Hung Up

524. (NA) - S4x14 - Getting Married Today

525. (NA) - S4x14 - You're All I Need to Get By

526. (NA) - S4x14 - Anything Could Happen

527. (NA) - S4x14 - We've Got Tonite

528. (NA) - S4x15 - Old Time Rock & Roll/Danger Zone

529. (NA) - S4x15 - You're All the World to Me

530. (NA) - S4x15 - Unchained Melody

531. (NA) - S4x15 - Footloose

532. (NA) - S4x15 - Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend/Material Girl

533. (NA) - S4x15 - In Your Eyes

534. (NA) - S4x16 - I Still Believe/Super Bass

535. (NA) - S4x16 - Closer

536. (NA) - S4x16 - The Bitch Is Back/Dress You Up

537. (NA) - S4x16 - Cold Hearted

538. (NA) - S4x17 - Wannabe

539. (NA) - S4x17 - My Prerogative

540. (NA) - S4x17 - Creep

541. (NA) - S4x17 - Copacabana

542. (NA) - S4x18 - Say

543. (NA) - S4x18 - Your Song

544. (NA) - S4x18 - More Than Words

545. (NA) - S4x19 - Fight for Your Right (to Party)

546. (NA) - S4x19 - You Have More Friends Than You Know

547. (NA) - S4x19 - Outcast

548. (NA) - S4x19 - Next to Me

549. (NA) - S4x20 - We Will Rock You

550. (NA) - S4x20 - Everybody Hurts

551. (NA) - S4x20 - You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'

552. (NA) - S4x20 - Little Girls

553. (NA) - S4x21 - For Once in My Life

554. (NA) - S4x21 - Uptight (Everything's Alright)

555. (NA) - S4x21 - I Wish

556. (NA) - S4x21 - Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours

557. (NA) - S4x21 - Higher Ground

558. (NA) - S4x21 - Superstition

559. (NA) - S4x22 - Hall of Fame

560. (NA) - S4x22 - Clarity

561. (NA) - S4x22 - Wings

562. (NA) - S4x22 - I Love It

563. (NA) - S4x22 - To Love You More

564. (NA) - S4x22 - Rainbow Connection

565. (NA) - S5x01 - Drive My Car

566. (NA) - S5x01 - You've Got to Hide Your Love Away

567. (NA) - S5x01 - Yesterday

568. (NA) - S5x01 - A Hard Day's Night

569. (NA) - S5x01 - I Saw Her Standing There

570. (NA) - S5x02 - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

571. (NA) - S5x02 - Something

572. (NA) - S5x02 - Revolution

573. (NA) - S5x03 - Fire and Rain

574. (NA) - S5x03 - I'll Stand By You

575. (NA) - S5x03 - No Surrender

576. (NA) - S5x03 - Make You Feel My Love

577. (NA) - S5x04 - Wide Awake

578. (NA) - S5x04 - Applause

579. (NA) - S5x04 - Roar

580. (NA) - S5x05 - On Our Way

581. (NA) - S5x05 - You Are Woman, I Am Man

582. (NA) - S5x06 - Honesty

583. (NA) - S5x06 - My Life

584. (NA) - S5x06 - You May Be Right

585. (NA) - S5x06 - An Innocent Man

586. (NA) - S5x07 - Nasty/Rhythm Nation

587. (NA) - S5x07 - Cheek to Cheek

588. (NA) - S5x08 - Mary's Little Boy Child

589. (NA) - S5x08 - Away in a Manger

590. (NA) - S5x08 - Love Child

591. (NA) - S5x08 - O Christmas Tree

592. (NA) - S5x09 - Whenever I Call You Friend

593. (NA) - S5x09 - My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)

594. (NA) - S5x09 - Every Breath You Take

595. (NA) - S5x09 - Brave

596. (NA) - S5x09 - Breakaway

597. (NA) - S5x10 - Hold On

598. (NA) - S5x10 - Barracuda

599. (NA) - S5x10 - Jumpin' Jumpin'

600. (NA) - S5x10 - Don't You (Forget About Me)

601. (NA) - S5x10 - Danny's Song

602. (NA) - S5x11 - Vacation

603. (NA) - S5x11 - America

604. (NA) - S5x11 - More Than a Feeling

605. (NA) - S5x11 - I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For

606. (NA) - S5x11 - Mr. Roboto/Counting Stars

607. (NA) - S5x11 - I Love LA

608. (NA) - S5x12 - Raise Your Glass

609. (NA) - S5x12 - Happy

610. (NA) - S5x12 - Keep Holding On

611. (NA) - S5x12 - Toxic

612. (NA) - S5x12 - Valerie

613. (NA) - S5x13 - Loser Like Me

614. (NA) - S5x13 - Party All the Time

615. (NA) - S5x13 - I Am Changing

616. (NA) - S5x13 - Just Give Me a Reason

617. (NA) - S5x13 - Be Okay

618. (NA) - S5x14 - Don't Sleep in the Subway

619. (NA) - S5x14 - Best Day of My Life

620. (NA) - S5x14 - People

621. (NA) - S5x15 - You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman

622. (NA) - S5x15 - No One Is Alone

623. (NA) - S5x16 - Addicted to Love

624. (NA) - S5x16 - Love Is a Battlefield

625. (NA) - S5x16 - I Want to Know What Love Is

626. (NA) - S5x16 - Let's Wait Awhile

627. (NA) - S5x17 - Lovefool

628. (NA) - S5x17 - Who Are You Now

629. (NA) - S5x17 - NYC

630. (NA) - S5x18 - Piece of My Heart

631. (NA) - S5x18 - Wake Me Up

632. (NA) - S5x18 - The Rose

633. (NA) - S5x18 - Doo Wop (That Thing)

634. (NA) - S5x19 - Werewolves of London

635. (NA) - S5x19 - Memory

636. (NA) - S5x19 - I Melt with You

637. (NA) - S5x20 - No Time At All

638. (NA) - S5x20 - Shakin' My Head

639. (NA) - S5x20 - Glitter in the Air

640. (NA) - S5x20 - Girls on Film

641. (NA) - S6x01 - Sing

642. (NA) - S6x01 - Dance the Night Away

643. (NA) - S6x01 - Uninvited

644. (NA) - S6x02 - Tightrope

645. (NA) - S6x02 - Take On Me

646. (NA) - S6x02 - Problem

647. (NA) - S6x02 - Mustang Sally

648. (NA) - S6x02 - Viva Voce

649. (NA) - S6x03 - Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow/Head Over Feet

650. (NA) - S6x03 - You Learn/You've Got a Friend

651. (NA) - S6x03 - Hand in My Pocket/I Feel the Earth Move

652. (NA) - S6x03 - So Far Away

653. (NA) - S6x04 - Rock Lobster

654. (NA) - S6x04 - Whip It

655. (NA) - S6x04 - Thousand Miles

656. (NA) - S6x04 - Bitch

657. (NA) - S6x05 - It Must Have Been Love

658. (NA) - S6x05 - All Out of Love

659. (NA) - S6x05 - Father Figure

660. (NA) - S6x05 - My Sharona

661. (NA) - S6x05 - You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)

662. (NA) - S6x06 - Arthur's Theme

663. (NA) - S6x06 - Wishin' And Hoping

664. (NA) - S6x06 - Baby It's You

665. (NA) - S6x06 - What the World Needs Now

666. (NA) - S6x06 - Promises, Promises

667. (NA) - S6x06 - They Long to Be Close to You

668. (NA) - S6x06 - I'll Never Fall in Love Again

669. (NA) - S6x07 - You Give Love a Bad Name

670. (NA) - S6x07 - Somebody Loves You

671. (NA) - S6x07 - All About That Bass

672. (NA) - S6x07 - Time After Time

673. (NA) - S6x07 - I Know Where I've Been

674. (NA) - S6x07 - Same Love

675. (NA) - S6x08 - Hey Ya!

676. (NA) - S6x08 - Our Day Will Come

677. (NA) - S6x08 - I'm So Excited

678. (NA) - S6x08 - At Last

679. (NA) - S6x09 - Uptown Funk

680. (NA) - S6x09 - I Want to Break Free

681. (NA) - S6x09 - Break Free

682. (NA) - S6x09 - Lose My Breath

683. (NA) - S6x09 - Cool Kids

684. (NA) - S6x09 - Friday I'm in Love

685. (NA) - S6x10 - Far From Over

686. (NA) - S6x10 - Rather Be

687. (NA) - S6x10 - Rise

688. (NA) - S6x10 - The Trolley Song

689. (NA) - S6x11 - We Built This City

690. (NA) - S6x11 - Mickey

691. (NA) - S6x11 - Chandelier

692. (NA) - S6x11 - Come Sail Away

693. (NA) - S6x11 - Listen to Your Heart

694. (NA) - S6x11 - Take Me to Church

695. (NA) - S6x12 - Pony

696. (NA) - S6x12 - Don't Stop Believing (Pilot/2009)

697. (NA) - S6x12 - I'm His Child

698. (NA) - S6x12 - I Kissed a Girl

699. (NA) - S6x13 - Someday We'll Be Together

700. (NA) - S6x13 - This Time

701. (NA) - S6x13 - Teach Your Children

702. (NA) - S6x13 - The Winner Takes It All

#unhappyending #glee #glee stats #glee soundtrack rating project #glee soundtrack rating project results

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hutz224 · 4 years ago

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Jells jive or Karkarook karaoke?

3 June 2020 - alphabetical post #11

Well, neither, as it happens. In order to keep my alphabetical sequence going, it was necessary to skip the Christmas Day parkruns on offer and run instead on Saturday 28 December, then again on New Year’s Day. Although J and K parkruns are rare, I was fortunate that Jells Park and Karkarook Park were both within relatively easy driving distance from home.

That was the good news. The bad news was that the side effects from my chemotherapy were getting worse and worse and it was getting harder and harder to get out for a run. So after running reasonably well at Inverloch, my training stopped altogether and my only exercise became my parkruns.

And now trying to write a blog using the letters J and K is no joke at all. I am keen to make it work, but by jingo, there are just not many useful words. It’s a jolly shame. But conveniently, there is a jumble of aptly named musicians. On our journey to Jells Park in our faithful jalopy, we listened to a playlist including songs by Joe Jackson and JJ Cale, with a late injection of Joan Jett and Janis Joplin to jazz things up a bit.

We joined a jovial jam of runners and walkers at the start. On jerky legs, I started at a jog, conscious not to jeopardise my health if possible. I was jealous of the fit young jocks getting a jump on the field and racing out ahead. My patience ran out at halfway and I put on the jets (well, sort of) and surged past prams, dogs and junior runners to finish in an unremarkable time of 26:09, my slowest ever parkrun to that date.

Jells parkrun marked my first attempt at filming my run with a tiny camera attached to the front of my cap. I think it worked pretty well, but you can be the judge. It’s at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QYHiVCg5rM&t=42s

Four days later on New Year’s Day morning after a good kip (no big NYE celebrations for Candice and I), we grabbed our running kit and headed for the delightfully named Karkarook Park. This was a venue that had been kind to me in the past and I had received kudos for having the second highest age grading ever recorded there (curse you, Marlene Gourlay, no not really, just joking).

Still knackered from the chemo, I jogged all of this one. I kept myself in check. There was no kamikaze final kick over the final kilometre. I knew that any such foolishness would kill my chances to get up for the next parkrun. I would have been kidding myself to think I could knock out a fast 5k after nearly four months of treatment. Final time was 28:35, another personal worst and a far cry from my 18:08 run a bit over a year earlier, but I really didn’t care a jot about the time and was jubilant just to get the job done.

I was keen to have a kebab after the run, but I lacked the necessary knowledge of local kebab joints. We still had Jack Johnson, Jesus Jones and Janet Jackson left on our playlist, plus some rap from Kris Kross. Yes, it was a pretty kooky mix of tunes, but not particularly suitable for karaoke.

Course ratings - Jells:

Course - two laps on bike path with one significant hill run twice ***

Surface - bitumen *****

Setting - Jells Park under the electricity pylons ****

Social index - cafe Madeline’s at Jells within metres of the course *****

Course ratings - Karkarook:

Course - twice around the park perimeter, one small hill, fast course *****

Surface - mostly bitumen, one gravel section ****

Setting - reclaimed parkland around a small lake ****

Social index - friendly volunteers ****

This post’s J count: 50. K count: 28.

The next post will be brought to you by the letter L.

#parkrun #parkrun tourism #alphabeticalchallenge #running #distance running #karkarook #health #fitness #cancer #cancer recovery #jj cale #janis joplin #joe jackson #jack johnson #janet jackson #kris kross #joan jett #karaoke

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pop-punklouis · 8 years ago

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Going on vacation in a week and a half (Dominican Republic). Wanna craft me a vacation playlist?

What Is Love- HaddawayAfrica- TotoRed Red Wine- UB40Rock Me Amadeus- FalcoFather Figure- George MichaelThe Joker- Steve Miller BandAngel- ShaggySoak Up The Sun- Sheryl CroweBarcelona- Ed SheeranBennie & The Jets- Elton JohnRhiannon- Fleetwood MacBitch, Don't Kill My Vibe- Kendrick LamarMr. Vain- Culture BeatBurning Love- Elvis PresleyBonfire- Childish GambinoBohemian Rhapsody- QueenDude Looks Like a Lady- Aerosmith(I can't get no) Satisfaction- The Rolling StonesJumping Jack Flash- The Rolling StonesNo Sleep Til Brooklyn- Beastie BoysBurning Down The House- Talking HeadsLick It Up- KISSCrocodile Rock- Elton JohnClosing Time- SemisonicsCome On, Eileen- Dexy's Midnight RunnersDancing With Myself- Billy IdolSurrender- Cheap TrickTrain in Vain- The ClashHip To Be Square- Huey Lewis & The NewsDon't Bring Me Down- Electric Light OrchestraElectric Avenue- Eddy MoneyLola- The KinksYou Really Got Me- The KinksGood Vibrations- Marky Mark &The Funky BunchAll Beach BoysBerhana's EPHave You Ever Seen The Rain- Creedence ClearwaterHigher Love- Steve WinwoodRide Like the Wind- Steve WinwoodTNT- AC/DCLongview- Green DayHow You Remind Me- NickelbackHey Ya- OutkastManeater- Hall & OatesDoves Cry- PrinceI'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)- The ProclaimersMambo No. 5Love Somebody- Rick SpringfieldJive Talkin- BeeGeesLivin For The City- Stevie WonderPYT- Michael JacksonMony Mony- Billy IdolMy Prerogative- Bobby BrownNeed You Tonight- INXSNever Let You Go- Third Eye BlindOh Pretty Woman- Roy Orbison

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dislikethinkingofuniquenames · 8 years ago

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Reflections

@fit4forty recommended I journal out my feelings about my trip last week, to reflect, to process, and to have to go back to in the future. This is going to be very long...

The weeks leading up to this trip were hard; my life was full of doubt, mainly sparked from my disappointment in my MSW program (academically) and a lot of triggering from my internship. This program was supposed to change everything and while it has, the reality is, life is life and its not always perfect. I was also not receiving the necessary clinical support that is required, so the triggering feelings from my counseling sessions were heavy. On top of this, my source of distraction (Bobby) was also going through a lot and was distant, stressed, and left me so unsure of what the fuck I was doing. Noted, he should not have been a source of distraction, but he was. Walking away from this trip, that’s not what he is. I don’t know how I want to communicate with him about my hardships, but I will do so in a way that keeps him in the loop. The week before our trip I honestly was terrified he was going to bail on the trip. When I realized he wasn’t, my next fear was “what if we hate each other during this trip; what if he wants to sleep all day and I have to face compromise and I have to get angry; what if, what if, what if, what if...” I opted to just go into this trip with no expectations. If we weren’t jiving, I’d do my own thing and we’d meet up for the flight home.

I forgot the moment when I knew it wasn’t going to be like that at all...I think it was on our first flight when he positioned himself to let me sleep on him. The second flight we snuck into the bathroom for some fun and just cracked up at how small the bathroom was, but we had to join the mile high club. We got back to our seats and just laughed, played battleship, and bitched about how small the seats were. We stared out the window at all the islands and he kept jotting down where we were and where he wants to go. We land, starving, and honestly it took an hour+ to get our luggage and figure out the rental car situation. We didn’t know where to stand, it was super humid, but at no point were we exasperated or anything. He played music, we joked with the airport workers and just rolled with it. Every ounce of nervousness was gone and I knew this was going to be a different and good vibing week. How good, at that moment I didn’t know...I was expecting just a regular good time. I was not expecting it to be one of the most phenomenal weeks of my life.

We found a spot on the ocean in Isla Verde, had some cocktails, ceviche, salad, and sat in awe of the blue water in front of us. As we were walking from the car to the spot, he says, “this doesn’t feel weird at all...this feels like we’re exactly where we’re supposed to be.” Over lunch, I said, “I can’t believe we’re here”. I told him I’ll probably repeat this sentiment over and over again. We finished up and walked on the sand, both our feet touching those soft grains walking to the ocean. He grabs my hand (a pattern than was repeated constantly), the ocean on our feet, we kiss and he says, “let’s go, we have to get checked in, so we can get naked and then get in the ocean.” With big smiles we drove to Dorado, got a little lost, but never frustrated with each other. We laughed at my driving (men always get nervous with me behind the wheel) and he was in love with the island immediately. After ravishing each other, we ran downstairs, got some more cocktails and soaked in the views. I had to jump in the ocean and he followed suit. We were embracing each other, smiles from ear to ear. I could feel every bit of stress or doubt in who I am dissipate. I could feel myself leaning into whatever this is. We agreed that the next day we’d be up early to go to El Yunque and crashed early.

Tuesday we were up on time and hit the road to the rainforest. We were hungry, so we found this perfect Puerto Rican bakery. Standing in line, he put his hand on my back, and wrapped his arms around me. We looked at all the treats, ordered some lunch and then he proceeded to indulge a two of these delicious pastries. Then we were off! It was gorgeous. We had a plan to go to a waterfall, but I didn’t realize it was closed. No big deal, we found an alternative plan. We stopped to soak in the views en route to our hike. The best phrase, which he would repeat throughout the trip was, “come here, take a picture with me.” This is special for me in a way he may not understand. I have very few photos with my ex-husband. He wasn’t into it and as a result, I’m so apprehensive about asking men to take pictures with me.

The smiles were unreal. We were closer than the day before (and as the trip progressed, we’d get closer every day...continuing into our return home). The hike to the waterfall was relatively easy and we took in the sights, smells, and sounds. It was humid for sure, but once you could hear the waterfall, you knew it was worth the sweat. There were quite a few people there, but we found a nice spot and carefully jumped in. The water was freezing and as you swam towards the waterfall the bottom of the pool was unknown. Yes, this was a little scary, but you know me, why not risk it. I never found the bottom and I didn’t drown...we hopped out and hiked on, discovering more pools, slipping on rocks, laughing, and quietly absorbing the beauty that sounded us. We kept talking about wanting to go zip lining...figured we’d finish the hike, eat lunch and see what we could make happen. As it turned out, the time slots would have taken up the whole day and we opted to grab some smoothies (with rum), explore a cemetery, and head back to Isla Verde to hope the weather holds up for us to jet ski. The weather did hold up and we swapped back and forth flying through the ocean. On our way back to Dorado he needed cash, and forgot his bank card in the ATM machine. This was another point where I was questioning if the vibe would change. With my ex-husband it would, whether he would want it to or not...I’m no longer expecting disaster (like I was with Alex), but I do perk up and take special note to remain positive. It was fine. Like it sucked sure, but I reassured him I had a enough money. There was a point when he was on the phone with the bank and I was talking, he abruptly told me to be quiet, that he could only listen to one thing at a time. His tone was appropriate, but sure, a little snappish. When he was put on hold he apologized. I am not asking for perfection...actually the reason I’m so attracted to him is his openness in his lack of perfection. What I would expect is the acknowledgement (from both ends) of when we’re off, or wrong. He wasn’t wrong in his response, it happens, its frustrating to lose a bank care and know you have no money far away from home...but he also knows I was only trying to help and I appreciated his apology.

There was a point during our talks where he said I give him what he needs. I know that’s space and a non-judgmental or critical perspective. I’ve learned how absolutely critical these two aspects are in my relationships. It isn’t always easy. But my major failure as a wife was how fucking harsh and mean I could be. Not all the time, but enough. I lost my temper, I couldn’t let things go, I wasn’t patient. But at the time I didn’t know this. I thought because I was sacrificing left and right, then I was right and he was wrong. That’s not the case. I shouldn’t have been sacrificing. If I had a problem, I needed to learn how to talk in a way that I could be heard. Bobby at times falls off the radar. It is hard for me...like, my need for planning and communication does not work great with this. I didn’t know if I could communicate with him how hard his behavior can be for me, but it came out effortless. I explained that I understood his need, but I just want him to know its hard for me. And he heard it fully. I wasn’t accusing him of anything, just letting him know he’s important enough to me that his actions impact me. He’s still going to fall off the radar. It is what it is and I’m accepting that’s a part of being in this with him.

Wednesday had us loading up the car and hitting the road for Ponce, Guanica, Rincon, and Islabela (south, west, and north west coasts). The drive was incredible. Bobby was driver and dj, two roles he mastered perfectly. We recorded our drive through the mountains, and soaked in the views. We found a perfect little spot to each some local food on the side of the mountain road. The amount of times he reflected his happiness in the moment warmed my spirit. I remember after I booked the trip writing out my thoughts and how much I enjoy being able to share adventuring with people who struggle to pull the trigger. We ate up, and continued on. There was no rush or pressure to get anywhere by any time. Ponce was nice, we walked along the pier, again he grabbed my hand and walked close with me. We got in the car and continued on to kayaking...

It’s hard for me to describe how in just the drive over, on these winding roads, with the incredible ocean to our right, I felt myself opening further. We turned out just to take a picture, and take pause at the beauty. We found another turn out and hopped in the water. It was water and delightful. Onward we went to kayaking...we had no reservation, but they had a double for us. Off we went with out bottle of rum. We paddled through the mangroves and then found a private beach for ourselves. We relaxed in the ocean, napping, kissing, drinking, and more...the sexual chemistry is everything I could want.

Our day ended in Rincon, with the most beautiful sunset I’ve ever seen. We found a spot, embraced each other, and again took pause. I hate rushing through life and hustling from moment to moment. While I don’t need hours to absorb, I do like how we both wanted to take in this rare opportunity. We both needed this trip so badly, and I don’t think either one of us were expecting to get so close over the week. Maybe he was....I had no idea what to expect. As I think about everything now, I still have no fucking clue what I’m doing or where i’m at. No, I do. I’m scared. I’m scared of getting hurt and I’m scared of hurting him. I’m asking him to trust me and I don’t trust me. We haven’t had any formal talk...maybe we should. I don’t want to. This is where i’m fucked up...if we talk, then its more real. If we just let it be, I have the freedom to wander in and out of it...but that’s not fair. At the very least perhaps a conversation about expectations. But no. I want to trust myself and then ask him to do this with me. A while ago we talked and set up a whole “don’t ask, don’t tell” and essentially things were left in my court as to whether we make this something committed. I want to leave things alone and not define, let life take its course...but that conflicts with the other side of me.

Back to Puerto Rico...Wednesday night, after dinner, sunsets, drinks, making out in parking lots, we found our way back to the hotel and for hours of ravishing each other in the most sensual and aggressively fantastic ways. The clock turned midnight (my birthday) with him pleasing every sensation I have. We fell asleep in each others arms...another day and night in paradise.

Rincon spoke to the both of us. Even as I type this and I’m grudgingly back in reality, I know that place was something special. Wow and fuck. I’m actually nervous at how much I’m into him. But whatever. I’ll have to live with that because to honor my feelings, well, I’m into him. I was up earlier than him and took an hour to myself. I want that hour alone on my birthday. I read and then woke him up...we got it on some more and then found food in the square in town. We walked around, he grabbed my hand, we looked in a real estate window, and took more pictures together. We longed for more time, but knew we had a drive to our next destination and went on our way.

Playa Jobos in Isabela was beautiful and offered us coconuts with rum, chickens, and some majestic coastlines. We cracked up trying to get videos and pictures of us. Laughing is so big for me. He has a video of us waiting for a wave and we’re kissing, and i can feel the closeness build between us watching that video.

On the way to our next stop an incident happened with another car who was very aggressive towards us. I was nervous. I feel like he wanted to keep fucking with this other driver and if it was the states and I was driving, I would have as well. But I didn’t want this to turn into a major incident...I talked to Bobby and maybe grudgingly he let it go. He was so tense though, as anyone would be. I was thanking him and gently rubbing his arm. Inside I was nervous. “Fuck, what if this kills the mood on my birthday...what if this is where reality comes in...okay. calm down. just be calm and don’t push your nervous onto anyone.” We got back and I said, “let’s go down to the beach for a little”. He was in and we actually enjoyed the quiet. We got back upstairs, we cuddled in bed, he ravished me once again, and then we showered to get ready for the night. The mood was restored and everything was perfect. And then I put on my dress...and he sees me and lightly laughs. “What are you laughing at?” “Every guy is going to be starting at you” (in a tone of pride)...”will you be?” “maybe” (with a smile and wink). That’s the reaction i was hoping for...and then he changed twice. Even better. The directions to Old San Juan sucked, I confused us a bit, but he didn’t lose his patience, we just re-routed, parked and walked around. Found a rootop tapas bar, drank, laughed at the ridiculous white people next to us, made eye contact, and all that wonderful stuff. He met up with someone briefly for party favors, and I had a chance to reflect on what a spectacular life I have. No, i didn’t feel ditched or insulted. I am well aware of who I’m dating and accepting of that part of him. Is there a reason this is written so deep, yes. I don’t want others to judge him or me. I wish I didn’t care, but I do.

It was in Old San Juan, after some rum, that we talked a little more about our trust issues and such. What we’re scared of, what we want, etc. By 2am we were done with the night, ready to go back to Dorado and have him and I enjoy this sexy dress I was wearing. By 5am I was crashing out.

Friday we opted to relax. I went down to the beach solo until 11-11:45am while he slept in...we got some lunch and then inadvertently napped wrapped so deep into each other. It was surreal. We finally got up and went down to a secluded part of the beach to continue napping. We snorkeled, something on the to-do list we didn’t think we’d get too, and then got frozen yogurt before dinner...because Puerto Rico. Our last night was quiet and peaceful. I fell asleep in his arms and woke up tucked in his chest. He caressed my head, neck and arms, sending warmth and security through me. Is this security a permanent thing? No. I don’t get that anymore from anyone permanently, but I’ll be open to when the feeling comes through.

We didn’t want to leave. We wanted to be in paradise for as long as possible. A place where we don’t have to deal with our stresses and life. Where we could be the best versions of ourselves, individually and together. We smoked a joint on some road by the rental car place, quietly saying goodbye to paradise. At the airport, it was a pain, but never overwhelming and in the security line, we were “that couple”. When we found out we were separated, we were both bummed. For the second flight we asked to switch and the person was kind to do so. We agreed I’d spend Saturday night with him...I was surprised. Really, he wants more time with me after a week...

Saturday night when we got back to Long Beach on our way into the grocery store, he kind of snapped at me. I guess I had been looking over at his phone when he was on it and he said that it was really bothering him a lot. His tone kind of threw me off. He said he didn’t mind me looking at him (which is HUGE because a few months ago this made him so anxious; I think he sees I’m just taking him and his presence him), but just hated that I was looking over his shoulder, it was really unsettling. I apologized, I didn’t realize I kept doing it...but I don’t know, I just got a little guarded and bummed. It would bother me too, hence the apology, but you know, it threw me. In line, he put his arm around me and gently kissed me. I got it. I got his message and what he realized. He didn’t have to apologize, but he could tell however he addressed me resulted in me pulling away and that’s not what he wanted. Sunday I intended to get up at a reasonable hour to study...well, at 10am he pulled me in close and I remained there until almost 3pm. As we were getting ready he asked if I was staying over again Sunday...I have a midterm, I have to study. We got on his motorcycle to get sushi and he says over lunch, “i’ll leave you alone so you can study for a few hours...i want you next to me.” I smiled at him and conceded...At another point over lunch I was talking about my wonderful friends from school and he says to me, “you’re my only wonderful people”. I melted. Of course I wish he had more, but he’s opened so much. We rode around and then he left me to study for a few hours. I spent Monday morning cuddling and hating my group class for taking me away from this perfect seven days. I knew once I left life would resume and all that comes with it. The stress, the distance that just happens because he works and i do school, work, internship; the making plans to see each other, rather than just being together...

Monday afternoon he asks if I’m staying over again...that he got used to me in his bed. I responded, “as long as you want me next to you, I’ll be there.” He response, “k then. be there.” I got one last night and morning with him. Sunday 3/26 through Monday 4/3, we spent every night embracing one another. I was happy and stress free every day and that is so rare. I have no idea what the future holds. I’m so unsure and anxious in relationships. I’m so fucking broken down and untrusting; he’s got a ton of his own shit. But, this is what i’m in and I’m my way to drop off some dinner we’ll hopefully eat together tonight.

I feel more human and like myself than I have in a long time.

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sandiegodjstaci · 6 years ago

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Caroline & Nate's Swingin' Coronado Community Center Wedding

Of all the San Diego wedding DJs calling America’s finest city home, Caroline & Nate chose me to DJ and MC their swingin’ Coronado Community Center wedding (Nautilus Room & Patio) on Super Bowl Sunday, February 3, 2019.

THE CORONADO COMMUNITY CENTER WEDDING CEREMONY

Prelude ➔ Piano, Vitamin String Quartet

Processional ➔ Latch by Simply Three

Bride Processional ➔ “I Can’t Help Falling In Love With You” by Haley Reinhart

Recessional ➔ Brighter Than The Sun by Colbie Caillat (cue to 30 seconds/first chorus)

THE COCKTAIL HOUR & DINNER MUSIC

While San Diego DJ Staci offers couples pre-set cocktail & dinner playlists to choose from, Caroline & Nate opted to hand-select their background music for their Coronado Community Center wedding.

Cocktail Music ➔ Forever – Chris Brown, Everything – Michael Buble, Benny And The Jets – Elton John, L-O-V-E – Nat King Cole, Feel It Still – Portugal, The Man, I Do – Colbie Caillat, Africa – Toto, Sweet Home Chicago –Blues Brothers, Ob La Di – The Beatles, Hurts So Good – John Mellencamp, Wouldn’t It Be Nice – The Beach Boys, The Way You Make Me Feel – Michael Jackson, Build Me Up Buttercup – The Foundations, Sweet Child O’Mine – Guns N Roses, We Are Young – Fun, You Can’t Hurry Love – Phil Collins, Run-Around – Blues Travelers, Saturday In The Park – Chicago, Let’s Stay Together – Al Green

Dinner Music ➔ The Way I Am – Ingrid Michaelson, Cheek to Cheek – Fred Astaire, Feeling Good – Michael Buble, It Had To be You – Harry Connick Jr, The Way You Look Tonight – Frank Sinatra, Shh Boom – The Crew Cuts, Because You Loved Me – Celine Dion, Singin’ In The Rain – Gene Kelly, When I Fall In Love – Nat King Cole, Tiny Dancer – Elton John, Sea Of Love – Cat Power, That’s Amore – Dean Martin, The Luckiest – Ben Folds, Somewhere Beyond The Sea – Bobby Darin, Fade Into You – Scarlett O’Connor & Gunnar Scott, Roses And Violets – Alexander Jean, Unforgettable – Nat King Cole, Fly Me To The Moon / Lucky – Jason Mraz & Colbie Caillat, In Your Eyes – Peter Gabriel, Iris – Goo Goo Dolls, Can’t Take My Eyes Off Of You – Frankie Valli, My Kind of Town (Chicago Is) – Frank Sinatra

CORONADO COMMUNITY CENTER WEDDING RECEPTION

My Welcome ➔ “Good evening! Welcome to Caroline & Nathaniel’s wedding reception!!! I am the Master of Ceremonies, DJ Staci. Please take your seats so we can begin tonight’s festivities. Be sure to post your photos today with #CelebrateWithCareAndNate and #GarciaSoon. If you need to charge your devices, I do have a mini charging station up here including some universal chargers. Nate’s Uncle Steve, who was also one of today’s ceremony officiants, will now say grace before dinner. Then the wedding coordinator, Tatiana, will dismiss tables to eat.”

➔ Dinner Blessing: Uncle Steve

➔ Meal Served: Buffet/Food Stations/Etc ➔ Dismiss tables: Day-Of Coordinator

➔ Grand Entrance ➔ Sing Sing Sing by Benny Goodman (cue to 18 seconds) ➔ “I hope you are enjoying your meals. Just a reminder to post your photos today with #CelebrateWithCareAndNate and #GarciaSoon. And, again, if you need to charge your devices, I do have a mini charging station up here including some universal chargers. But, right now, may I have your attention for the OFFICIAL welcome of our guests of honor!!! Get on your feet to welcome–for the FIRST TIME EVER–Mr. and Mrs. Garcia!!!”

➔ First Dance ➔ “Garcia First Dance Medley” ➔ fade early: No ➔ “Let’s welcome Mr. and Mrs. Garcia to the dance floor for their first dance as husband and wife.” (wait for a thumbs up from them)

➔ Newlywed Brief Welcome/Thank You Speech ➔ yes

6:15 PM +/- (after B&G eat) ➔ Toasts ➔ whatever the guests are already drinking ➔ “It’s time for the toasts now. Please welcome our first speaker:

➔ Best Man David H

➔ Maid of Honor Jannell L

➔ Formal Cake Cutting ➔ Cake by the Ocean by DNCE (clean version)

➔ Uncle-Niece Dance ➔ Somewhere Over the Rainbow by Israel Kamakawiwo’ole ➔ fade early: yes ➔ “Now let’s welcome Caroline & her uncle, Michael, to the dance floor.”

➔ Mother-Son Dance ➔ I Hope You Dance by LeeAnn Womack ➔ fade early: yes ➔ “Please welcome Nathaniel & his mother, Pam, to the dance floor to share a special dance.”

➔ Group Photo on Dance Floor (with football toss once everyone is gathered, winner gets special prize) ➔ Chelsea Dagger by The Fratellis ➔ “In lieu of a garter or bouquet toss & since it is super bowl Sunday, Nate & Caroline are going to be tossing a football instead!”

➔ Open Dancing

7:00 PM ➔ Photographer/videographer leave

9:57 PM ➔ Last Dance ➔ Sweet Caroline

CAROLINE & NATE’S DANCE MUSIC RECIPE

Dance Music Rating ➔ PG-13 (like radio edits of songs)

Priority During Dancing ➔ maximum dancing/use my expertise to read the crowd

*Music/Dancing Notes ➔ no drunk uncle karaoke

Genres ➔ Top 40/Pop, 80s Pop/Rock/New Wave, 90s R&B/Boy Bands/Pop, Oldies, 70s/Classic Rock, Motown/Funk, Electronic Dance Music, 2000s

♥ M U S T – P L A Y S ♥

1. I Got A Feeling – Black Eyed Peas, 2. Bailando (Spanish Version) [feat. Descemer Bueno & Gente de Zona], 3. Shape Of You – Ed Sheeran, 4. Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond (when B&G present), 5. In The Mood – Glenn Miller, 6. Shut Up and Dance – Walk The Moon, 7. All Of Me – John Legend, 8. Living On A Prayer – Bon Jovi, 9. Perfect – Ed Sheeran, 10. Then – Brad Paisley (when B&G present), 11. Sway – Michael Buble, 12. Havana – Camila Cabello, 13. Jump, Jive, And Wail – Brian Setzer Orchestra, 14. Crazy Little Thing Called Love – Queen, 15. Shout! – The Isley Brothers, 16. This I Promise You – N’Sync, 17. Cupid Shuffle, 18. Cha Cha Slide, 19. Pianoman – Billy Joel

♥ P L A Y – I F – Y O U – C A N ♥

20. Open Arms – Journey, 21. Spice Up Your Life – The Spice Girls, 22. Uptown Funk, 23. Party In The USA – Miley Cyrus, 24. I Want You To Know – Zedd feat. Selena Gomez, 25. Good Life – Kanye West, 26. Toxic – Britney Spears, 27. You Shook Me All Night Long – AC/DC, 28. This Is What You Came For – Calvin Harris feat Rihanna

♥ D O – N O T – P L A Y S ♥

Anything too raunchy/dirty, Hot In Here – Nelly, Sean Paul, Shots – LMFAO, Baby Got Back – Sir Mixalot, Ice Ice Baby – Vanilla Ice, Achy Breaky Heart – Billy Rae Cyrus, Get Low – Lil Jon and Eastside Boys, My Humps – Black Eyed Peas

CORONADO COMMUNITY CENTER WEDDING FLOOR PLAN

SAN DIEGO WEDDING VENDOR LIST

Here is the amazing team of San Diego wedding vendors I had the pleasure of working with on this Coronado Community Center wedding:

Venue ➔ Coronado Community Center

Catering/Day-Of Coordination ➔ Bekker’s Catering (one of my faves!)

Photography (photo credit – featured image) ➔ Abigail Gagne Photography

Videography ➔ Kaylee Duke Films

Flowers ➔ Flowers By Kendra

Desserts ➔ Incredible Cheesecake Company and Cafe Zucchero

Again, I was honored to be the one and only San Diego wedding DJ Caroline & Nate trusted with their Coronado Community Center wedding. Thank you!

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fearfylsymmetry · 1 year ago

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tagged by my love @esoteric-altruism for my top 5 songs in the present now now okay here we go ^_^

its always such a joy to do these thank you mon coeur 💗💗

tagging hmmm @nizynskis @diatesticlematerialism @transboydororo @alive420 @bloodcoveredgf

#jet jump jive #soft whispers under moonlight #alsooo sorryyy for not replying on the main post its just it got too clogged up and i thought it would look cleaner like so

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twilightpony4 · 7 years ago

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Ola Americano... Turtle?: 16. I Don’t Like This

Jet black walls were trimmed in a once hot pink color that faded with age. The business’ sign was its name in script that resembled mostly of a Barbie font. Underneath it we're rearrangeable letters that spelled out titles in Portuguese. Finding the place was not so hard, but it was a long trek since they had to find their way through the bustling night near the famous Copacabana. Fortunately, the city was very similar to New York with its architecture, thus they were able to travel the best way they knew how. By rooftop. Settled in a more quiet setting, the mutants lurked around the standoff-ish building. With no windows and no easy access to the place alone, they had to settle for the most practical yet revealing way to see through. The door. It was obvious that it was a business for numerous individuals, both rugged and groomed, came through the front doors. The only problem was that there was a good flow of people coming through. Raphael had pointed out that there was indeed a door that was hidden in the dark due to the absence of light around it.

With the ‘ok’, the red brute took out his sai from its back sheath. With its small tip, he jiggled the doorknob as silently as he could. Donatello listened in closely to hear it unlock and nodded when he got it done. With the sai replaced, Leonardo jumped in to open the door for he had a ready and steady hand. His intentions were to just crack the door open. Fortunately, there was a chain lock that only let it go so far in case they accidentally swung it open. He gave a slow sigh after the fact.

The room was dark with ominous, neon lights that lit up in particular spots. The main scheme was a luscious purple followed by some blue and red hues here and there. With the dancing music, it looked like a hangout until they saw that there was a stage to their right. It was reflective, but extremely black. Most of the lights danced around the floor of the stage. Catching glimpses of the light, some skimpily clad women danced together in rhinestones. Leo slowly closed the door up until there was a sliver of space open. As he turned his head away, his innocent eyes were wide with scarring and fear. “Angel didn’t mention this.” He gulped, still trying to get himself together as he sat down beside the door. It just caught him off guard. Raphael, curious to see what got him riled up, leaned over him to crack the door open again. This time, the rest of the mutant gang wanted to peek in as well. Immediately seeing what was going on, they, too, turned around closely and re-shut the door.

“Naw, I’m out.” Raphael shook his head and put his hands up. “Turning around.” A hand stopped him after it snagged him by the hem of his pants. “Stay here.” Leonardo commanded. Raphael scoffed in disbelief. “You’re not serious, Leo.” “I don’t like it at all, but we got to see if he’s in there.” “How?” Donatello chimed in with a shaking voice. Aw, the poor kid. “Time to test how mature you guys can really be.” He said with a newfound confidence. Opening the door some, he tried to scan the dark room. Suddenly, he shut the door. It was almost a slam, which caused the clan to retaliate back at his carelessness. He quieted them with his reasoning. Upon his face, he was severely mortified with widened eyes and a tense posture against the wall. Again? “You know, on second thought, why-don’t-you-two-scope-it-out-first.” His attention was clearly on the two mutant sisters as he spoke breathlessly. Yet another scarring on the honor turtle. “What happened to our fearless leader?” Raphael teased with laughter behind his words. The leader cleaned up his act to roll his eyes. “It’s called ‘respect’.” He snapped back, growling in between.

Pushing past them, Mona tapped them both on the head to stop their bickering. Opening the door, she watched as the boys looked away. Venus just stood by for only one really needed to monitor the scene. The lizard lady sighed out of boredom multiple times. Seeing such a display unsettled her. Ultimately, this was frowned upon where she came up from, but since she also respected that this was how these girls could make some money, she was torn. Sure, some girls enjoyed this work,but she really felt bad for those who had to come to this as a last resort. She could see it on some of the girl’s faces as their expressions gave subtle cues of discomfort. She wished she could intervene on their behalf, but now was not the time. After some minutes, the naked women disappeared and a more modest act began to unfold involving a foreign dancer in traditional cloth. “There’s nothing ‘bad’ going on. You can look.” Mona spoke deadpan to the group. Once again, a little more shyly this time, they all peeked into the room. What they saw was a lot softer. On the stage was a dark skinned, Brazilian woman with short curls. She wore a sky blue rhinestoned brazierre and a long, silky skirt. Her act was belly dancing to Middle Eastern music. The gold accents and chains clinked numerous times as he moved her hips abruptly yet flawlessly. Taking in the show directly was unbelievable. Front row, taking up three seats, were their guys. Cha Ocho, alive, was on one end while another guy sat in the middle. Who could be next to him was none other than the guy they were truly looking for. Dark skinned with a mean mug and a short haircut was the man they were looking for (all thanks to Vincent for sending in a mugshot). Upon being in the front, the dancer paid more attention to them as they sat back and smiled at her. “Yeah, I can hang out with this guy.” Michelangelo slipped out. When he did, there was already a backlash of disapproving looks. He brought his hands up in surrender, but was very calm by closing his eyes and talking smoothly. “I know, I know, ‘Don’t be an idiot’.”

“What’s the plan?” Venus whispered, pulling everybody back out except for Mikey who was too infatuated by what was going on inside. “We bust in and ask Stockman’s friend a couple questions.” Raphael proposed by cracking the knuckles in his fist. A beat down was going to feel good after they did them dirty. “Raph, we can’t go in there.” Leonardo shook his head. “Why the shell not?” Was Leo just being a hypocrite earlier to stay, or what? “Just shake up the place a little bit without anybody catching us.” “No.” He spoke low and firm. “We need more time before the police try to arrive. Its gotta be something a little more subtle than that.” “Someone’s gotta go in.” Donatello reminded. Leonardo understood, but he wasn’t sure how or whom. Meanwhile, Michelangelo was still incognito with his ogling.

“Dang, look at that girl go.” He whispered in amazement. “Mikey!” Donnie whispered harshly. Then, he grabbed him by the shell and pulled him back from the door. “No, for real, she doin’ that belly dancin’ stuff! It’s insane! How her hips do that?” He whispered that last part partially to himself. “Look!” He urged them to see as he pointed. It got the attention of the others. The only one to delay was Leo, who only rolled his eyes and groaned at his childish ways. “Mikey, we don’t wanna…” His voice trailed off just as his eyes once it hit what Michelangelo was talking about. It wasn’t so vulgar of the sorts as the woman dressed in traditionally modern dress and jived with the beat. “wow, that’s pretty cool.” He had to admit as she popped and did a well done shake down. “Her outfit isn't revealing either. She almost looks like a…” Before Michelangelo could finish that thought, his voice trailed off. As if by magic, Venus, Leo, and Donatello all had a similar idea. Slowly, their heads turned towards Mona Lisa. The lizard lady was distracted from their stares for the longest time. Raphael was the first to see what was out of the ordinary as the rest of the group looked on at her. A moment passed until she gave herself a break from the dancing woman. When she looked back, she jumped from their stares. Her hand covered her mouth as she uttered something small.

“Do you need something?” She asked, quite confused and with a raised brow. “You need to go in there, Mona. Pose yourself as a dancer to get his attention.” Leonardo asked of her. The mere thought that he would suggest such a thing surprised her. Then, by the looks on the others’ faces, they were along with it too? Are they serious? “Do I look like a stripper to you?” There was a lot of attitude in her tone. When she asked, her head bounced as she placed her hands on her rocking hip. “You will when you jump on the pole.” The lizard lady glared at the young mutant. He took a step back. “I’m just saying.” “You’ll be fine.” Leo assured. “I’m a mutant.” She fired back. “And human, and you get the upper hand over Venus since she has a shell.” He pointed out. It was true. Mona would have an easier time explaining tail than a giant shell merged to her body if the question arose. “I'm also a minor?” This time, her voice was unsure in a last ditch effort. “But not by that much.” The leader smiled shyly. He was just as unsure as she was. Typical. A sickening feeling in her stomach visited when she took another look inside. Was she really going to do something like that? Putting herself out there like that, all eyes on her, was going to definitely be out of her comfort zone. Then, what was she going to do? Just the sound of the word ‘twerk’ made her cringe and this was a field where it was highlighted. The red clad terrapin took her gently by the arm. He pulled her back away from the door and spoke for her.

“If she doesn’t want to go, she doesn’t need to go.” Raphael argued. It was then Venus had a weird feeling. It started in her face as a current of electricity tickled her nose. The female turtle flared her nostrils briefly, but when it didn’t work, she used her arm to push it down. The feeling subsided some, but it was more comfortable than before. Paying back attention, she saw Donatello reach for Mona Lisa’s hand. Gentle and caring, his pulled it out of Raphael’s grasp. Mona wasn’t the one to be grabbed on, but she was too nervous that she let it happen. Also, who could turn away from those comforting eyes that kept her still?

“Just for a couple minutes so we know where Chapelin and Stockman are.” Donatello encouraged. He gave her hand a slow shake as if it would strengthen his grasp on her. “We’re right behind you.” Then, another hand took her free one. It was Michelangelo this time. She had to admit, behind her concerns, it was pretty cute that the two youngest were trying to comfort the oldest of the group. “The world depends on this.” Venus spoke from behind Raphael. The combination of large brown and blue eyes followed by her sister’s reasoning was putting her own thoughts into overload. The lizard lady sighed, chewing on her bottom lip afterward. Mona removed her hand from the turtle boys’ grasp. “I’m going through the back.” She turned around bluntly. The lizard with a mission brushed past Raphael whose face contorted into multiple, frustrated scowls towards his team members. However, they were not concerned with him

“Whoa, wait up.” The turtle girl stopped her with a hand to her shoulder. Then, she cocked a brow and looked down on her. Mona’s eyes followed the hand that was outstretched to her. “Sports Bra.” She demanded. Repulsed by what she meant, her sister engulfed her chest in her arms defensively. “Venus!” “Hey, you have to sell it. Deception is the kunoichi’s true power, but those” The turtle girl pointed directly at her chest. “are a woman’s power.” Ugh! D**** social norms! It’ll be harder in the future, but this was a girl who couldn’t wait until a woman didn’t need to be sent out as an object for manipulation. Of course, she was trained for manipulating, but this was one aspect she liked to skip. “Fine.” When she pulled the cuff of her sleeve, the brothers looked away as she wriggled out of the tight contraption. They can tell she was really struggling with her disgruntled grunts. Or was that her being upset that she was actually doing this? “You want a world class stripper?” An unusual amount of confidence and baritone came out of the lizard lady. They were still looking away so they couldn’t see a ‘proud’ yet annoyed Mona Lisa put her arms up in a presenting fashion and walk away. “I’ll give you ‘Kinky Kunoichi’!”

Coming up beside them, the boys relaxed as Venus entered their circle. Mona had disappeared into the back. As promised, Venus looked down at her sister’s sports bra confided in her hand. She stared down on it like some type of trophy to get her sister out of her comfort zone successfully. Upon seeing it, Raphael shook his head and rocked his body. “I don’t like this.” “Just a couple minutes. Besides, Mona is a professional. She’s gonna squeeze information from that guy.” Donnie tried to make him feel somewhat better about the situation. Everyone knew Raphael was just as hard to get out of his comfort zone as the lizard lady. “Right after she gives him a lap dance.” Understandably irritated, the family’s eyes turned to glared at the unapologetic orange masked turtle. Shamelessly, his nose was back in the door and smiling at what he saw. The orange tails of his mask were abruptly pulled on. He forced himself not to utter anything as he was pulled back and up on his knees. Hovering over him, Raphael scowled sternly. “Not helping.” He whispered. Then, he dropped him, in which the bottom rim of his shell dug into his large calves. Pouting, Michelangelo muttered. “Should’ve just let me dress in drag and do the hula.” he offered. Donnie raised his brow in disapproval. “That’s an image no one deserves to see.” He commented. Michelangelo gave him a shrug. “Just trying to help.”

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