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ithinkdogshouldvote · 1 year ago

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If he’s evil why is he soooo babygirl???

#HELP HES SO FUNNY #you and I both hate that he’s canonically hot #i totally imagined him as bald and ugly and old before they talked about how fucking sexy he is #no.1 child manipulater this guyyyy #the entire lineage is predestined to be weird as shit and a step-dad #this fuckin guy man #jesus fucking christ #dungeons and daddies #dndads #willie stampler #willy stampler #dungeons & daddies #dnd podcast #parts of him are kinda grayscale and dark cause necrotic energy #idk I thought it’d be cool #my art

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puppppppppy · 7 months ago

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started stardew valley for the first time. born to remember villager likes and dislikes forced to immediately forget it the moment i take my eyes off thw wiki

#HELP. HEEEELPP <- THE FORGETTER #i have 18 different tabs open and im pretty sure half of them are duplicates. i have not made anything past 5000G i am so cooked #rn im at summer 11 ish?? i cant remember dates in real life either jesus christ GRIPPING THE COMMUNITY CALENDAR WITH MY BARE HANDS #my ass really went into this like “ill just take it easy and go into it blind so i get the newborn baby deer experience" completely ignoran #to the fact that i get anxious disappointing ppl and not having any background knowledge going into smth new. like a FOOL #also the walking speed is just slow enough to make me space out and forget where i was going and what i needed to do head in my hands #ive had to backtrack all over pelican town so many different times im in fucking adhd hell. resource management hell #im saying this like i hate it but its actually pretty fun and engaging when im not gripping my head trying to remember what i was doing #i got linus' 2 heart event and it made me whimper a little. LINUSSS LINUS I LIKE HIM. AND WILLY AND MARNIE THEYRE SO NICEYS #marnie kinda like.. reminds me of my friends mom even her face is pretty similar. shes sweet i like her. also willy calls me lad hes cool #i think im just gonna start a new save and NOT rely on the fucking mixed seed forages bc my ass was too stubborn to buy seeds #i just got sebastians 2 heart event too ughhh ive never had to work so hard for an emo boys approval. but it was satisfying #corn will fix me. its a replenishable summer-fall crop corn has to fucking fix me PLEASE #i also. made a stardew valley farmer. the one im playing as. their name is cosmo they have a backstory and everything im making #him a ref. his backstory is so fucking funny just wait #yapping #diary #puppy plays sdv

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trobeds · 1 year ago

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they shouldve done a community laser tag episode

#troy and abed decked out in their inspector + reggie looks????? troy jumping in front of abed so he doesnt get lasered??????????#n then troys like “abed... i love you” and abeds like “i know” except this time he has to go on without troy #epidemiology parallels bcs i love these mfs #jeff n britta having sex in the dark and getting the study group fucking banned from laser tag #shirley going feral like THIS IS FOR JESUS!!!!!!!! killign and murdering everyone #ANNIE BEING SO COOL AND AWESOME WITH HER GUN N HER LITTLE OUTFIT THAT MAKES ME HAVE A 234789324th GAY AWAKENING #community #community nbc #troy barnes #abed nadir #trobed #troy and abed #six seasons and a movie #jeff winger #britta perry #shirley bennett #annie edison #chang being !!!!?!??!?!?!! WTF !!!!!!?@!??!??!?!?@#Q #@U$*#$ dpulling the most insane shit as usual

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halflifebutawesome · 3 months ago

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playing my game with my friend

#freedyn #<- my new tag for me playing halflife #that first barney. um. i accidentally killed.#I DIDNT MEAN TO. I FEEL SO BAD #HE WAS ALREADY HURT AND I TURNED AROUND TO SAY SOMETHING TO HIM AND MISCLICKED AND BEAT HIM TO DEATH #i fell out of my chair to my knees i felt so fucking bad. oh my god #i SHOULDVE LEFT HIM AT HIS LITTLE POST ohh my gpd. im gonna hurl.#the other barney was just an actual madman he took out all the vorts in office complex by himself unprompted it was kind of scary #he jjust ran past me and started shootin and was like :D did you see that shot!#trailing behind him like yeah babe i did that was so cool. are you feeling okay #HE WAS BEING SCARY he was so brave and charming but jesus christ #*i* didnt have to kill them but. woah #transmission #VIDEO GAMES ARE FUN #half life #barney calhoun

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bruciemilf · 1 year ago

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the most enraging aspect of art is knowing exactly how you want it to look and yet. And yet.

#FUCK OFF I JUST WANTED TO DRAW KITANA TRYING TO EXPLAIN HER TASTE IN MEN #mind you Johnny and her would be besties #and he’s being an absolute dick like ‘oh come on you can’t reject me im the Bread of the Earth. Jesus would so pass me around.’’#and she’s like well my affections do lie elsewhere. and he’s like #yeah with cobra Kai mr myiagi I know I know. ‘’…well actually…’’#‘oh my god. is it raiden? if it’s raiden im gonna faint. that’s so cute.’ ‘no…’ ‘Tomas? cool. oh Kuai Liang? it’s GOTTA be Kuai Liang. ‘#‘no…’ ‘I mean. never saw you and Sonya coming. but—‘#‘no… it’s…um…’ *que Havik ripping himself into pieces just to beat the shit out of someone more effectivevely*#Kitana: INTENSE BLUSH.#Johnny:……………..GIRL. BE SO SO SO FUCKING FOREAL.#art #I HATE ART. WITH EVERY ANGRY PUMP OF MY HEART I HATE IT #I love u art #mk1 #kitana #havik #I WANT THESE TWO TO KISS BAD

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queeraliensposts · 9 months ago

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Illymation: Don't be a dick to fat people.

The internet: EWWWW SHE'S GLORIFYING OBESITY LET'S DOX HER!!!!!!!

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7roaches · 1 year ago

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i fucking hate him i hope he left gis oven on

#my art #art #digital art #fanart #adventure time #atimers #adventure time fionna and cake #simon petrikov #cool posts #FUCK THIS GUY FUCK THIG GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i think more pol should draw his lik tooth gap #sorry he’s kinda fucked up looking in the last one i underestimated how talk he is #hes like at least 6’ right #nerd ass ill kill him

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vulpinesaint · 20 days ago

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forgot what i meant to be posting about earlier. was watching a video from a catholic priest on youtube the other day and one of the points was like. should we pray for the devil. and what he said was that unlike us, angels have a fixed nature, and that from the beginning of time satan chose to be the way that he is. so he cannot be saved. and therefore there is no reason to pray for him. which is fucking crazzyyyyyyyy!!!!! first of all what the fuck do you mean he's evil because he has always been that way. if he can't change then he doesn't really have free will. if he was that way from the very beginning then that means god created him that way. and if he was resigned to be fucked up and evil forever and ever then what was all the time he spent Not being fucked up and evil :| to rebel you have to be a part of the system first... is this implying that lucifer was sitting around going man i can't wait to try and overthrow god someday once he does something that upsets me... and god being omnipotent just went yeah this is fine. not going to address this until you do something ill advised at which time i will Cast You Down and Damn You Forever. not giving you a pass on this one god you literally made that guy that way :| and frankly just because he isn't going to change isn't a reason to pray for someone i think. we can never have too much compassion and hope and if we can carry it for someone reprehensible then we can carry it for everyone. and we Should carry it for everyone. that's like... the central thing... this is how we get discrimination by turning off our good will once we deem something evil or irreparable... which is all to say that that specific take on lucifer is fascinating and fucked up and wrong. and doesn't matter cause i like that guy better than god anyway. so.

#[ long sigh ] i should look more into the theological perspectives on this matter #will bring it to my therapist on thursday. talk about it then.#shout out to my therapy sessions where i go and talk about emotional issues for like twenty minutes max #and then bring up something related to religion and settle the fuck in for the rest of the hour #not even in a 'religion hurt me' way. i go 'okay so i was listening to this podcast and it brought up a new framing of a relationship #with jesus.' and then we sit and have a theological discussion where he is a college professor who was on track to be a priest #at some point i'm p sure. and is obviously relieved to talk to someone who wants to have that kind of conversation #from an academic/theological but also like. distrustful and critical of religion and the system that it perpetuates.#i say 'obviously relieved' he has told me out loud in words that he enjoys talking to me cause i bring good perspectives haha #winning at therapy (having academic discussions)#anyway it's also cool cause then i don't have to come on here and make inordinately long posts like this one...#valentine notes #you guys love me though right #catholic tag

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murdleandmarot · 8 months ago

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@margo-mania ya boy razzle, and a special guest….

(Dude you ate when you created razzle’s backstory, actually insane, 10/10 in terms of themes and motifs and implications, so so good)

#I DID A FUCKING PAINTING LETS GO!!!!!!!!!#HOORAY!!!!!!!#I did this in a day I’m so happy #I also cleaned my entire room I feel so accomplished #I adore my grizabella design not to be conceited but wowee pretty lady moment #such a pain to watercolor though. I forgive #RAZZLE ILY #the backstory the fucking BACKSTORY!!!!!!#it’s SO good I LOVE past lives and reincarnation and overcoming who you once were hhhnnnghhh it’s insane im insane you’re insane #SO FUCKING COOL!!!!!!!#I’m also fucking around with acrylic paint but that isn’t cats related (1000 points and a drawing of ur choice if you can guess what it is)#cilly you don’t get to guess you already know 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶#ily bestie #WHEEEEEE HOORAY!!!!!#also my dad agreed to watch 1998 cats on dvd with me tonight HOORAY!!!!!!!#I wonder what he’ll think of Skimble (he hates him but maybe he’ll be won over)#YAY ART!!!!!!#cats the musical #cats musical #cats oc #jellicle oc #oc: razzle #not my oc #grizabella #Jesus Christ that doesn’t even look like a word anymore #grizabella the glamour cat #glamour is spelled with a u hooray!!!#sorah’s silly scribbles

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yellllowstar · 2 months ago

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slowly I'm recovering the beauty of discovery

(creature by half•alive)

(textless + timelapse below cut)

#yellowart #subnautica #i feel like the timelapse is kinda long but also this did take a long time to make #anyways. let me yap about the meanings of all the panels <3 #'i am creation' -> the ocean being the source of life and where shit evolved from also a good way to sort of 'set the scene' for subnautica #'both haunted' -> GHOST leviathan; in the BONE fields #'and holy' -> this one was a bit trickier. debated about using the emperor but i knew i wanted to use her elsewhere #also debated hoverfish because its cute and well liked so i thought that would be funny for 'and holy'#also something something jesus walking on water also makes it fitting. in the end though i decided on a peeper with the enzyme trail #and i *tried* to make it loop over its head like a halo but idk how well that imagery came through. still mentioned it in the alt text tho.#'made in glory' -> was REALLY torn about this one. on the one hand i wanted to have like a picture of the code because something something #divine machine and it being made out of code making it inherently holy or something; but i wasnt sure if that would be too #'immersion breaking' since most of the stuff in this is like in game stuff i wasnt sure if acknowledging that it was a game would be #too much. my other idea was to draw a couple of creature eggs like a stalker egg and a spadefish egg or something; but in the end i just #went with the one that i personally thought was cooler so if you think it does feel out of place uhhhh sorry i guess lmao.#also yes that is code from the game. idk shit about programming i just think code shit is cool so i poked though a modding tutorial til i #found what it is they use to look at that shit and started poking around. its pretty cool tbh. anyways the specific part i chose for the #drawing was something under the peepers; i think its the bit that tells the enzyme peepers to do the enzyme stuff like the trail obviously #but also some other stuff. not 100% sure though like i said idk shit about this sort of thing but everything in there seems pretty well #labeled its kinda impressive. and very helpful for navigating even if you dont know shit lol.#anyways. 'even the depths of the night cannot blind me' -> blood kelp trench is i think one of the darkest biomes in the game #possibly THE darkest so i thought it would be fitting. probably my least favorite panel though i dont think i did a very good job #representing the area or representing the bloodvines :/#'when you guide me' -> sea emperor but more specifically her messages to the player telling you to 'come here'#'creature only' -> not sure how well i can articulate this but basically the idea of humans beig animals with animal needs to eat and drink #and the idea of being a part of the ecosystem. modern life tends to make us forget that sort of thing but id imagine for ryley being on the #planet would violently remind him of this with things trying to eat him while he has to try to eat things as well. being part of the food #web. 'creature only' because he is only a creature not non-essential systems maintenance chief; but a creature living in an environment and #trying to survive. or something like that. does that make any fucking sense to anyone besides me? whatever.#anyways yapping over 👍

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emostunttwink · 8 months ago

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help, i totally forgot about the youth pastor!maruki au

transcription: If your situation ever becomes too painful to endure, remember: it's okay for you to escape your problem.

I don’t want a single one of you to think that an unfair reality you've been forced into is the only one that you have to live...

You can be reborn through Christ’s Love.

He died so that we can have an eternel, everlasting life free from pain and suffering. A perfect reality.

All He requires is your belief in Him.

#persona 5 royal #p5r #persona 5 fanart #takuto maruki #youth pastor!maruki #it works a little too well i’m afraid #it’s still so fucking funny #sorry for my handwriting #church au #i guess #emostunttwink art #sketch #old art #from may 2021 #the lines on this lowkey slayed surely it was the movement of the holy spirit #the fact that half of this is just his actual in game dialogue and it flows so easily into youth pastor-isms #he’s that cool youth pastor who like used to do heroin but was Saved by Jesus or something #soy’s neverending art backlog

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pigeonstab · 2 months ago

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really really just wanna mention the facial hair you touched on killer and epic on your recent art when i saw it i just went mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm /pos

Well on Epic it's facial hair. Killer's is actually his DT tears lol but thank you! I can't draw them without it now ;w; I just like it a lot