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If he’s evil why is he soooo babygirl???
#HELP HES SO FUNNY#you and I both hate that he’s canonically hot#i totally imagined him as bald and ugly and old before they talked about how fucking sexy he is#no.1 child manipulater this guyyyy#the entire lineage is predestined to be weird as shit and a step-dad#this fuckin guy man#jesus fucking christ#dungeons and daddies#dndads#willie stampler#willy stampler#dungeons & daddies#dnd podcast#parts of him are kinda grayscale and dark cause necrotic energy#idk I thought it’d be cool#my art
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started stardew valley for the first time. born to remember villager likes and dislikes forced to immediately forget it the moment i take my eyes off thw wiki
#HELP. HEEEELPP <- THE FORGETTER#i have 18 different tabs open and im pretty sure half of them are duplicates. i have not made anything past 5000G i am so cooked#rn im at summer 11 ish?? i cant remember dates in real life either jesus christ GRIPPING THE COMMUNITY CALENDAR WITH MY BARE HANDS#my ass really went into this like “ill just take it easy and go into it blind so i get the newborn baby deer experience" completely ignoran#to the fact that i get anxious disappointing ppl and not having any background knowledge going into smth new. like a FOOL#also the walking speed is just slow enough to make me space out and forget where i was going and what i needed to do head in my hands#ive had to backtrack all over pelican town so many different times im in fucking adhd hell. resource management hell#im saying this like i hate it but its actually pretty fun and engaging when im not gripping my head trying to remember what i was doing#i got linus' 2 heart event and it made me whimper a little. LINUSSS LINUS I LIKE HIM. AND WILLY AND MARNIE THEYRE SO NICEYS#marnie kinda like.. reminds me of my friends mom even her face is pretty similar. shes sweet i like her. also willy calls me lad hes cool#i think im just gonna start a new save and NOT rely on the fucking mixed seed forages bc my ass was too stubborn to buy seeds#i just got sebastians 2 heart event too ughhh ive never had to work so hard for an emo boys approval. but it was satisfying#corn will fix me. its a replenishable summer-fall crop corn has to fucking fix me PLEASE#i also. made a stardew valley farmer. the one im playing as. their name is cosmo they have a backstory and everything im making#him a ref. his backstory is so fucking funny just wait#yapping#diary#puppy plays sdv
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they shouldve done a community laser tag episode
#troy and abed decked out in their inspector + reggie looks????? troy jumping in front of abed so he doesnt get lasered??????????#n then troys like “abed... i love you” and abeds like “i know” except this time he has to go on without troy#epidemiology parallels bcs i love these mfs#jeff n britta having sex in the dark and getting the study group fucking banned from laser tag#shirley going feral like THIS IS FOR JESUS!!!!!!!! killign and murdering everyone#ANNIE BEING SO COOL AND AWESOME WITH HER GUN N HER LITTLE OUTFIT THAT MAKES ME HAVE A 234789324th GAY AWAKENING#community#community nbc#troy barnes#abed nadir#trobed#troy and abed#six seasons and a movie#jeff winger#britta perry#shirley bennett#annie edison#chang being !!!!?!??!?!?!! WTF !!!!!!?@!??!??!?!?@#Q#@U$*#$ dpulling the most insane shit as usual
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playing my game with my friend
#freedyn#<- my new tag for me playing halflife#that first barney. um. i accidentally killed.#I DIDNT MEAN TO. I FEEL SO BAD#HE WAS ALREADY HURT AND I TURNED AROUND TO SAY SOMETHING TO HIM AND MISCLICKED AND BEAT HIM TO DEATH#i fell out of my chair to my knees i felt so fucking bad. oh my god#i SHOULDVE LEFT HIM AT HIS LITTLE POST ohh my gpd. im gonna hurl.#the other barney was just an actual madman he took out all the vorts in office complex by himself unprompted it was kind of scary#he jjust ran past me and started shootin and was like :D did you see that shot!#trailing behind him like yeah babe i did that was so cool. are you feeling okay#HE WAS BEING SCARY he was so brave and charming but jesus christ#*i* didnt have to kill them but. woah#transmission#VIDEO GAMES ARE FUN#half life#barney calhoun
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the most enraging aspect of art is knowing exactly how you want it to look and yet. And yet.
#FUCK OFF I JUST WANTED TO DRAW KITANA TRYING TO EXPLAIN HER TASTE IN MEN#mind you Johnny and her would be besties#and he’s being an absolute dick like ‘oh come on you can’t reject me im the Bread of the Earth. Jesus would so pass me around.’’#and she’s like well my affections do lie elsewhere. and he’s like#yeah with cobra Kai mr myiagi I know I know. ‘’…well actually…’’#‘oh my god. is it raiden? if it’s raiden im gonna faint. that’s so cute.’ ‘no…’ ‘Tomas? cool. oh Kuai Liang? it’s GOTTA be Kuai Liang. ‘#‘no…’ ‘I mean. never saw you and Sonya coming. but—‘#‘no… it’s…um…’ *que Havik ripping himself into pieces just to beat the shit out of someone more effectivevely*#Kitana: INTENSE BLUSH.#Johnny:……………..GIRL. BE SO SO SO FUCKING FOREAL.#art#I HATE ART. WITH EVERY ANGRY PUMP OF MY HEART I HATE IT#I love u art#mk1#kitana#havik#I WANT THESE TWO TO KISS BAD
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Illymation: Don't be a dick to fat people.
The internet: EWWWW SHE'S GLORIFYING OBESITY LET'S DOX HER!!!!!!!
#illymation#doxxing#like jesus fucking christ#I felt so bad for her#all she did was make a video about her experiences#bitches hate nuance#At least I found out about a cool new youtuber#noah samsen#he's the goat#yes I know he's been doing youtube for years but I JUST found out about him now#anyways I hope Illy's doing okay#she doesn't deserve this#like probecita she had to move states#I'd probably kill myself if I was in her shoes#hope she's doing good#it was her video on her abusive ex that help me realize I was groomed and encouraged me to get psychological help#I'm not saying she's a saint but no one deserves to be doxxed and harrassed the way she was#also fuck tbys#he can suck my dick#man need to get a life
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i fucking hate him i hope he left gis oven on
#my art#art#digital art#fanart#adventure time#atimers#adventure time fionna and cake#simon petrikov#cool posts#FUCK THIS GUY FUCK THIG GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i think more pol should draw his lik tooth gap#sorry he’s kinda fucked up looking in the last one i underestimated how talk he is#hes like at least 6’ right#nerd ass ill kill him
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@margo-mania ya boy razzle, and a special guest….
(Dude you ate when you created razzle’s backstory, actually insane, 10/10 in terms of themes and motifs and implications, so so good)
#I DID A FUCKING PAINTING LETS GO!!!!!!!!!#HOORAY!!!!!!!#I did this in a day I’m so happy#I also cleaned my entire room I feel so accomplished#I adore my grizabella design not to be conceited but wowee pretty lady moment#such a pain to watercolor though. I forgive#RAZZLE ILY#the backstory the fucking BACKSTORY!!!!!!#it’s SO good I LOVE past lives and reincarnation and overcoming who you once were hhhnnnghhh it’s insane im insane you’re insane#SO FUCKING COOL!!!!!!!#I’m also fucking around with acrylic paint but that isn’t cats related (1000 points and a drawing of ur choice if you can guess what it is)#cilly you don’t get to guess you already know 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶#ily bestie#WHEEEEEE HOORAY!!!!!#also my dad agreed to watch 1998 cats on dvd with me tonight HOORAY!!!!!!!#I wonder what he’ll think of Skimble (he hates him but maybe he’ll be won over)#YAY ART!!!!!!#cats the musical#cats musical#cats oc#jellicle oc#oc: razzle#not my oc#grizabella#Jesus Christ that doesn’t even look like a word anymore#grizabella the glamour cat#glamour is spelled with a u hooray!!!#sorah’s silly scribbles
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help, i totally forgot about the youth pastor!maruki au
transcription: If your situation ever becomes too painful to endure, remember: it's okay for you to escape your problem.
I don’t want a single one of you to think that an unfair reality you've been forced into is the only one that you have to live...
You can be reborn through Christ’s Love.
He died so that we can have an eternel, everlasting life free from pain and suffering. A perfect reality.
All He requires is your belief in Him.
#persona 5 royal#p5r#persona 5 fanart#takuto maruki#youth pastor!maruki#it works a little too well i’m afraid#it’s still so fucking funny#sorry for my handwriting#church au#i guess#emostunttwink art#sketch#old art#from may 2021#the lines on this lowkey slayed surely it was the movement of the holy spirit#the fact that half of this is just his actual in game dialogue and it flows so easily into youth pastor-isms#he’s that cool youth pastor who like used to do heroin but was Saved by Jesus or something#soy’s neverending art backlog
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really really just wanna mention the facial hair you touched on killer and epic on your recent art when i saw it i just went mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm /pos
Well on Epic it's facial hair. Killer's is actually his DT tears lol but thank you! I can't draw them without it now ;w; I just like it a lot
#I just#I think it's because I like men with facial hair better in general#aesthetically#I don't dislike men cause they're bald#just likeeee#Keanu reeves is cool without it#But WITH?????#WHOEY MAMA#jesus christ#I'm sorry#but LIEK#it's#god#I'm exposing myself#I just think it looks good#pigeon squawks#FUCKING MARKIPLIER?????#that's like#if I had to have a type#it'd be Markiplier#is that weird#I feel like he's a fairly attractive man#okay I'm done#I'm so sorry anon#answered asks#anon ask
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I shouldve been asleep HOURS ago, instead I did the exo tierlist....
#dont kill me dys lovers#hes good for plot and I feel like theres just no way around sol n dys being at least good friends.... n they have such beautiful potential-#to be SO messy together no matter what their relationship. I have many brainworms about this.#but jesus christ the kid pissed me off. hes so immature. hitting him with hammers.#tammy just talks about babies too much.... it squicks me out. I wouldve loved 2 romance her shes got a cute design but alas#me n seeq have a lovehate relationship too... cus.. on one hand... older nonbinary chara... but also. so insufferable. and ugly outfit.#on second thought congruence could be in good egg category also#auntie tirah up there purely for her cool hair and winning at polyamory#why is sols mom so stupid hot#vace makes me wish this was DA2 and we could start racking up points in the opposite direction <3 but I also enjoy certain parallels betwee#him n sol.... I want to be Rivals#rex is best boy marz just has a really good character arc(Even though were not really essential to it at all lmao besides mechanically)#funfact I romanced her on my first play after dys became too insufferable <3#I didnt even know sym existed.... only found him thru browsing the wiki like mid second run. just too good at the game ig didnt need saving#cus like.... my first run was literally all exploration all the time.... how the fuck did I not even SEE HIM#texted post
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I bet Nick donated/sold most of his belongings right before he moved to California. Clothes, furniture, accessories like ties, watches, etc, books, little knick knacks. Most of his remaining dinnerware cause he had donated the others after his divorce was finalized and he didn't think he needed all of it. While this was clouded by his anger and his sense of defeat, he also really felt like he needed to have a clean slate. He needed to let go of the past. Maybe he donated even more things after he moved that he had placed on a "purgatory" list because he thought he wanted to keep them then found he would be fine without them. He would find new things in California that didn't have memories attached to them. He would buy new clothes. He would keep looking ahead.
When he first moved, his apartment was very minimalist but he liked it. Over time, he filled it with things he picked up and bought that held new memories, that did not hurt to look at. Things that did not remind him of what he lost. Maybe it was easier to move on by doing this. Maybe it wasn't. He was glad he did it either way.
Maybe one day, he realizes being a PI isn't feeding his soul or his spirit. He wants more. He wants to feel like he's making a difference again. He wants to help people. A friend mentions how their girlfriend works as a geneticist on cold cases. Nick asks to speak with her and she gives him all of the information he could possibly need. He applies to graduate programs, briefly wonders if he'll have to temporarily relocate to Sacramento to go to UC Davis. Fortunately, he's able to stay in Southern California. He chooses a forensic science program at San Diego State and a genetics program at UC San Diego, and he's on his way.
When he thinks about New York, the sting isn't there as much as it used to be. He feels settled. He feels okay. When he sits on the beach to watch the sunset, wearing a SDSU hoodie and feeling like a college freshman rather than a graduate student, he smiles. California was a blessing in disguise.
Even when life and the job knock him down, Nick will find a way to get back up again. He always does.
#nick amaro#svu#headcanon#tp#this was meant to be about nick donating clothes and stuff#but then all of this happened#the fucking deep dive i did to figure out what school(s) he may have gone to#he definitely went to a public university lol#i really like sdsu's grad school program for him#but amanda specifically said he got a grad degree in genetics so that's why he went to ucsd too#i wouldn't put it past his overachieving ass to go to two different schools for his degrees at the same time#and the cool thing is ucsd and sdsu offer a joint doctoral program in biology#unless he went to uc riverside for biophysics#but would he really go to a third fucking school#also since like 2016 i've headcanoned that he has a b.s. in criminal justice#also also how much did all of this cost him jesus christ
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#i decided to give dating apps a shot again even tho i don't really like them#downloaded one two weeks ago. met a pretty cool guy that i talked to for a week#went to his house last night#jesus fuck HE'S SO LAME AND LIKE TOO TOUCHY AND ALL OVER ME ALL THE TIME#we watched a movie and like overall he was nice company but i will not be going on any more dates w him trust me 😭#i give up on trying to find someone actually cool enough for me in these few months that are left of 2024
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if bonefall’s hunch about the erins wanting to snipe all the fanon gay ships is true (which im inclined to believe it is) there reallyyyy is something disgusting about how theyll retcon any interaction that could be read as queer, while simultaneously being like. “creepy age gaps and incest is cute actually hehehe”
#i think the most blatant example was onestar in his SE#because like…. im sorry i dont have any good faith readings of what happens in that book#they retcon over anything he has with firestar for the sake of a het love triangle no one wanted#while EXPLICITLY having him say ‘’ohh… i know she was my student but shes so grown up now….. sexy….’’#and having this character take over the scenes he has with firestar#and then at the same exact time. they made breezeheather first cousins#and really really wanted you to know theyd retconned it so they were first cousins#its like. jesus christ. why do people think these books are queer positive again??????#in this single book they literally went ‘’age gaps and incest are cool but we fucking draw the line at homosexuality’’#like most of the time the incest is just carelessness and them not having a lore bible#but that time….. idk. it felt targeted. sometimes it feels like theyre just antagonizing the audience
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Them doing a photo lineup of the mugis for the battle and when it's Robin's turn she just turns and does a blue eyed stare at the camera 😭😭
Look at her 😭😭
#i have a question about the heart pirates.... they just look like doctor's assistants... they dont even have weapons and for all we've seen#the only one who maybe can fight is the big guy and he's new... and bepo is the navigator and draws shit maps... how does the crew work.....#well all minks can fight but idk if bepo was trained in zou.... so....#why is sanji's little dance now moving his ass side to side akdhaksk#oh finally!!! shachi and penguin are swordmen and bepo kicks!! we really haven't seen much of them... idr if they did much in sabaody#honestly if law just took his friends for the ride and took care of everything else.... respect#the animation..... JESUS CHRIST!!!!!#there really was no need to bound man now but alas it looks cool#denjiro ITS TIME!!! YEAAAAAAHHH#the wig..... dramatic reveal....#kinemons plan being misunderstood and working becausw of it ajdhajshsj#and what boats did they destroy??? lmaoo??#luffys fit kinda falls apart on his orange jorts... purple and orange okay but red too??? mmm.....maybe red and purple dont match either....#kinemom saying he might die bc he has used up all his life's good luck HAJAHAAJAJ#okay lets finish that last boat but can someone get momo.... please.....#LAW!!! SHAMBLES!!!! GET MOMO!! its so funny how they complain about him not drawing like shit anymore ajdhaks#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 980#sanji can fly come on now....#come on now sanji..... dont let a theatre adult win... well nvm what is that... lmao sanji just taking hits instead of taking nami inside#also the fact that tokis fruit is around now.... who has that power.... or did it go.back in time to appear in her original time???#the orchestral strings version of the first opening as momo flies away..... damn#OMG JINBEEEEE!!!! HE DESTROYS THE SHIP! SERVES CUNT! AND ANNOUNCES HE IS JOINING THE CREW!!! FUCK YEAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!#luffy is so happy akdhsksj ME TOO!!!! FINALLY!!!!!#episode 979#<- fucked up.again#luffy loves jinbe so much i really love their relationship!!!!! that's his father now. shanks who
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hugs need to last longer wdym it’s over wdym the school has a rule against pda bro I love my friend I want to be held what
#Wdym I got nervous and pulled away the second i was felt comforted COMFORT WAS THE POINT OF THE HUG BRO what r u doing oh my god#FUCK those teachers btw girls can hug but the second boys do it it’s a problem and it’s Inappropriate ok dude#(This is a problem with the TEACHER not the girls at school)#Lesbians should be taken seriously AND also girls can hug as friends AND boys who r friends hugging shouldn’t be inappropriate#Boys wanting platonic type attention should be normalized and boys wanting romantic attention shouldn’t be gross or weak ALL OF THESE AT ON#I WANT TI BE HELD BY MY FRIENDS GODDAMNIT#dude he like was so fucking gentle and he’s so nice and he like made like that noise that’s somewhere between like a huff and laugh yk like#A fond little quiet laugh/ huff thing when I hugged him back and and I was just like ohhhh fuck dude you mean so much to me oh my god#Never thought having friends like this sweet would like ache in my chest#They’re all so fucking so everything so cool and sweet I’m going to miss them so much holy shit#And it felt like so warm#Yk when you pull away from a hug and you can still feel like the pressure of it on you after yeah that’s the shit#I need to write a song or poem about this or something Jesus
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