#jesus christ on a bike
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I've literally been spammed with over 1,000 bot followers in less than a day, God forbid there's a way to mass report these instead of clicking every single god damn one @staff
#me#personal#bots#what the actual fuck#i actually don't have time to report and block all of these#jesus christ on a bike
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WHO NEEDS A SLUTTY LITTLE WAIST LIKE THIS???
#jesus christ on a bike#i need to go to confession#bless me father for my impure thoughts#taylor zakhar perez#tzp#only natural diamonds
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hey um!! didn’t think i’d ever have to make such a stupidly obvious disclaimer but do not interact with my blog if you are a nazi!!! or into nazis!!!! or part of whatever the fuck r3ichblr is!!!! that i just had to learn today exists !!!!!! Fuck !!!!!!!!!!!!
#info#suspicious looking blog liking my posts then going onto their blog and seeing chibi blorbo fanart of a literal ww2 nazi#jesus christ on a bike
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hey breastie- i mean busty- i mean chesty- i mean ah fuck
5.16.24 (x)
#oliver ekman larsson#florida panthers#2324#playoffs 24#jesus christ on a bike#hey man thanks i didnt need to be normal today#i hate polyester but the way it stretches across his delicate but plentiful bosom#i could write sonnets about this
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Oh my lords, I have found a blog that simps for William Afton but their dni lists William Afton simps, I can't with this fandom KSJASFHDHSAAH
#and unsurprisingly they are an anti#YOU LITERALLY SIMP FOR AN UNDEAD SERIAL CHILD KILLER#YOU HAVE ZERO LEGS TO STAND ON#jesus christ on a bike#words.txt
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Just watched the new TADC episode and…
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
“HOW’S YOUR WIFE KINGER?”
CRUEL.
I WAS PROMISED NO EMOTIONAL ROLLER COSTER, YET MY EMOTIONS FEEL LIKE THEY WERE ON THE FUCKING CYCLONE-😭
#the amazing digital circus#tadc#tadc pomni#tadc kinger#tadc ragatha#tadc jax#tadc caine#tadc gangle#tadc zooble#SWEET JESUS CHRIST ON A BIKE#pomni#jax#the amazing digital circus ragatha#buttonblossom
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watching venom 2 as someone who does not know the comics is so funny because at first you're like, oh venom is trying to get eddie and anne back together, they're gonna push the typical heterosexual relationship and probably make them get back together.
but then you realize that venom's only pushing it because he has an insane amount of care for eddie, not because he wants them together. in fact, it's the very opposite. this clown is hopelessly in love with his sweaty loser host boyfriend and i am an idiot for ever thinking otherwise.
#the breakfast scene? so cute#venom protecting his bf from wacko serial killer bringing up childhood trauma? SO CUTE#venom holding his hand on the bike? SO FUCKING CUTE#jesus christ a idiot human and his alien symbiote husband is making me believe in love again#symbrock#venom#venom: let there be carnage#eddie brock
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Excuse me but we need to talk about this. Like, holy fuck sir.
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Thoughts on the RTC merch?????????????
hate it. hate like 80% of it. and the other 20% is a meh at best. so glad they didn’t go w cast album cyan but they were all designed by 2 40-something men with no graphic design experience and it SHOWS, what is that font??????
it makes me a little mad actually because ride the cyclone is SUCH an easy show to design merch for, it has super clear themes and aesthetics. where are the rollercoasters? where are the fortune telling machines? where is the carnival? where are the headless dolls? like it had SO MUCH POTENTIAL but it fell so so flat.
#also the AUDACITY to cut sweet Jesus Christ on a bike and then make a tshirt out of it#kal rambles!!#ride the cyclone#rtc#rtc musical
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Literally measured 5’9 5’11 (cause my 5’11 kink sksksskk) 6ft 6’2 and 6’4 on my wall. Junghyun from 2Z is 6’4. If I stood right in front of him I’d have to tilt my head back to look at him.
IM SCREAMING AND CRYING THATS MY FUCKING KINK THATS MY TOP NUT THATS WHAT I FUCKING WANT LORD JESUS PLEASE GIVE ME ONE CHANCE WITH THIS MAN
EVEN 6’2 I HAD TO TILT MY HEAD A BIT AND THATS HWALCHAN AND UIYEONS HEIGHTS AND SKSKSKSKSKSK my brother is I think 6’2 but I don’t have to tilt to look at him?? I either measured wrong or I shrunk or I measured wrong or he shrunk or I’m stupid but LORD IF I EVER MET HIM IRL ID FUCKING CRUMBLE LIKE A HOT COOKIE IN MILK 😩💦💦💦💦
#HELP#size kink go brrrrr#AND HIS HANDS AND SO PRETTY TOO AND HIS FINGERS ARE SO LONG AND SLENDER#AND HES A BASSIST#FUCK#did i spell that right#fUCK IT JUNGHYUN BE MY SEXY 6’4 BASSIST BOYFIE PRETTY PLEASE 😭😭😭😭#the way I almost fell to my knees at that fUCK#even dongin’s tiny 5’9 ass had me cryinggggg#2z#tuzi#junghyun#2z junghyun#god if he even looked at me (theoretically obvi) I’d crash to the ground so fast my kneecaps would shatter#JESUS CHRIST ON A BIKE#there’s literally a red flashing siren alarm in my head going off rn over this#FINALLY FINALLY I GET WHAT I WANT FUCK
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this scene is actually fucking insane
#/neg.i dont like basil. I dont like himmmm#honestly the manipulation of dorian on basils account is pretty obvious I mean this scene is from chapter ONE. god#tpodg#the picture of dorian gray#calling dorian simply a motif in art#and then going noo don't be jealous of material things you're prettier than any of them and thats what matters aha#then claiming to be his friend and saying I want you to myself. jesus christ on a bike. youre no better than wotton. god have mercy#god#roscaposting
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Spoilers for BNHA chapter 423; you know where this is going.
SHIGARAKI KINNIES HOW WE FEELING TONIGHT???? CAUSE I AM NOT FEELING GOOD!!!! in all seriousness, I could barely finish this sketch because I was crying so hard. Horikoshi when I catch you istg. I'm not even gonna entertain the idea that he's still alive somehow until that's confirmed because I refuse to give myself false hope. But this is not how I wanted this to end. Shigaraki deserves to have the life that was literally stolen away from him from day fucking 1. Yes, killing AFO was cathartic as HELL, and seeing kurogiri/shirakumo reach out to save his son absolutely broke me, but what happens to all of the build-up with Shigaraki's story? the rest of the league's trauma, the issues they genuinely faced within this hero society? where is all that going? down the drain ig. seems like such a fuckin waste of a story but alright. this could have been about deku becoming the greatest hero by saving and reforming the villains who were abused and tortured but ALRIGHT. also, a two page send off? be fr what the fuck. Rest easy, king. You deserved so much better. Or come back to us because that'll turn this car around so fast we might hit mach speed.
#tomura shigaraki#bnha manga spoilers#bnha manga leaks#bnha#mha fanart#shigaraki tomura#shigaraki fanart#mha shigaraki#mha#bnha fanart#fens art#spinneraki#bnha spinner#mha spinner#mha spoilers#i am in agony#i am i unwell#if he doesnt get saved be prepare for me to read every single fanfic where shigaraki gets saved or lives happily#or write that kind of fic#because jesus christ on a bike i need some fuckin happiness around here right now#im happy afo is finally fucking dead because holy hell i hate that guy so much#but COME ONNNNNNNNNN#also am i the only one who got extreme ick from AFO saying he loved Yoichi?????#like i know brotherly love is a thing but with AFO this feels SO different. it feels obsessive and disgusting#idk i think i just push every single type of criminally offensive ick onto AFO#it just suits him to be the absolute fucking worst that humanity has to offer#im going to play fortnite to cope with this fucking disaster
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I GOT A 141(/150) ON MY ASSIGNMENT IM GOING ABSOLUTELY BALLISTIC
this is a sign…….. 😳😳
YO CONGRATS!! THAT'S AMAZING!! (and yes i agree, that is a sign)
also,,,,,,,,,,, 150-itemed assignment??!?!?! that's practically a university entrance exam!??!!???!
#actually the entrance exams i took had like?? 80-100 per subject#but jesus christ on a bike... 150......#BUT IM HAPPY FOR YA ANON!! SO PROUD!! NICE!!#answered asks#anon
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water is wet…🫠
#cycling lb#that is not very wilco kelderman worldtour stage win of you#he’s fine already back on a new bike but jesus christ wilco
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annoyed reminder that for literal years Stress and Iskall have made it VERY clear they weren't dating, never dated at any point, and would never date in the future. Please be respectful of that and do not start spreading misinformation that they were together or even living together
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