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#Stardew Valley#im not tagging all of these characters jesus christ#everyone#furries#i guess?#animal versions#sdv bachelors#sdv bachelorettes#my art
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Parkour civilization hyperfixations been chewing on the grey matter a bit
(i am aware these are a bit far from what i see in fanon most often sorry abt that friends </3 the version of pkciv that lives in my brain requires explanation i have no energy for atm although i may clarify later if so inclined)
#art tag#pkciv fanart#parkciv#pkciv#parkour civilization#parkour civilisation fanart#evbo#evbo fanart#emf parkour civilization#evbos master friend#seawatt#parkour jesus christ im not adding all that next time#sorry the rendering styles are all wildly different consistency is a battle hard won and also i got kinda lazy near the end
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im not american but some of you guys are just fucking stupid ong what do you MEAN youre not gna vote because you disagree with like one part of what youre voting for. like okay me when im fucking thick
#you guys are being FUCKING STUPUD#vote i actually swear to fucking god dont be THICK#“genocide joe” yeah i agree hes supporting a genocide thats a face#fact*#but hes three billion times better than trump in EVERY OTHER WAY???????#USE YOUR COMMON FUCKING SENSE#genuinely its not hard#“dont vote guys both parties are bad” ARE YOU STUUUUUUPID ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID IM GONNA BEAT YOU UP#would you rather a) have rights + disagree with one policy or b) be imprisoned for basically just being alive + disagree with every policy#YOURE FUCKING STUPID#like im not gonna force you to vote for someone or to vote at all but Jesus fucking christ#mate do you want rights or not#do you want the ENTIRE PLANET to suffer because of something you think gives you moral superiority (hint: IT DOESNT)#fucking vote#blah blah!#not 75 stuff#smart posting wow#should i tag#you know what i fucking am because youre STUPID#i dont CARE if you disagree with some of their morals. i agree the ones that you dislike are TERRIBLE but dear fucking lord#idk how to tag wait#kamala harris#joe biden#idk man#just fucking vote#us politics#election 2024#us elections#american politics
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completely innocuous vash sheet :) fr practice
#my art#trigun stampede#trigun#vash the stampede#trigun vash#trigun stampede fanart#trigun fanart#vash fanart#STILL dont know the tags gomen ill do research one of these days#anyway . 4 gd days later hes finally done#here is what i am learning . i love his design sm. but jesus CHRIST#all the individual elements r so time consuming i want to tear my face off. im slowly getting more familiar w the arm but God.#im so peeved at how long this took but i am trying to cut myself some slack. remembering tht his design is a 24 hour endeavour#and i drew 4 of him#3 of which being fullbody 2 of which being foreshortened 1 of which being a Maid Dress#the price i pay fr self-indulgence.....the price i pay fr [redacted]#this started out as a treat fr me n it became my purgatory#but it is DONE and now i can look at vash in a maid outfit and tied up and jacket off turtleneck Out and shirtless and- *is shot dead*#anyway huge shoutout to mey rin black butler fr being the og Maid With Gun#stole the thigh bustle from a panel of her it was just too good#anyway take it enjoy the fruits of my labour enjoy him i am . exhausted.
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Comic I made earlier this month. Based on a convo w/ a friend :]
bonus:
Can you tell,,,shes my favorite,,,,
#I just think V laughing genuinely and honestly is something that would literally send me to a early grave#Like we never hear her laugh. like genuinely#like. All we've ever heard is her scary manic laughter#but what about now. now that the world isn't ending for her everyday???#like pls give me a season 2 after like a year of rest Liam. I need the domestic moments. the softer scenes. im begging#anyway yeah im normal abt V murder drones#*kicks my long ass character analysis under the table*#ok bye thx for reading!!!#murder drones#serial designation n#uzi doorman#serial designation v#envuzi#nuziv#jesus christ what is their shipname??? like its implied but christ what do i tag
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PERCEVAL THE UNHAPPY, THE MISERABLE, THE UNFORTUNATE, THE FISHER KING!
Perceval, de Troyes (trans. Burton Raffel)
ALRIGHT alright. so previously I did an illustration that explained the premise of all this, that it's inspired by the narrative choices that Bresson made in his film Lancelot du Lac etc
to dive in more into it (because this is something like derivative fiction. I'm putting concepts into a blender and seeing what comes out of it): the setting is haunted by the previously existing narratives that started cannibalizing each other until it regurgitates itself into the more well known narrative beats, and something else about the invasive rot of christianity and empire mythmaking into settings. it's an intertextual haunting, if you will! and this scene takes place during the grail quest narrative, but the temptation of Perceval plays out differently.
in both Chretien (and Wolfram's) Perceval narratives, what 'wakes' Perceval up (in more ways than one. desire and self actualization in one go!) is seeing knights, something his mother tried hard to keep him from. so instead of the temptation of lust & etc in the Morte narrative taking the form of a lady, it takes the form of a knight. the temptation to renounce one's faith to serve something else remains.
so Perceval still stabs himself, but instead of continuing on the grail quest in the shadow of Galahad, he becomes the narrative's Fisher King because his earlier state of being as a the grail quest hero is creeping back into his marrow. it was waiting for an opening, and stabbing yourself in the thigh is one hell of a parallel!!!
that wound isn't going to heal buddy, and the state of the setting will now be reflected on your body. sure hope that Arthur hasn't like. corrupted the justice of the land or anything. that sure would suck for your overall health.
all the red in this sequence is because in de Troyes' Perceval, Perceval takes the armor of the Red Knight and becomes known as the Knight in Red.
and now for the citations, which I will try to order in a way that makes sense!
Seeing Knights For The First Time
Perceval, de Troyes (trans. Burton Raffel)
The Temptation of Perceval
Le Morte Darthur, Mallory (modernized by Baines)
The Fisher King, and Perceval The Unfortunate
Perceval, de Troyes (trans. Burton Raffel)
On Perceval and Gender, etc.
Clothes Make The Man: Parzival Dressed and Undressed, Michael D. Amey
On Wounds
Wounded Masculinity: Injury and Gender in Sir Thomas Malory's Le Morte Darthur, Kenneth Hodges
The Red Knight
Perceval, de Troyes (trans. Burton Raffel)
On Arthur and the Corruption of Justice
The Failure of Justice, the Failure of Arthur, L.K. Bedwell
#long post#GOD IS IT A LONG POST#i am so so sorry for that.#knights knights knights!#komiks tag#blood cw#if it wasn't clear: i dislike galahad so much. he represents so much i cant stand and worst of all he ROBBED MY MAN#OF HIS NARRATIVE#but like. what's christianity but theft acting uwu innocent about all the shit they did tbqh#fucking. la croix jesus christ over here.#sir perceval
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ᴅʀᴀɢᴏɴ ᴀɢᴇ: ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴇɪʟɢᴜᴀʀᴅ - ʟᴜᴄᴀɴɪꜱ ᴅᴇʟʟᴀᴍᴏʀᴛᴇ + ᴏꜰꜰɪᴄɪᴀʟ ʀᴇʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴛʀᴀɪʟᴇʀ
#Dragon Age#dragon age veilguard#dragon age the veilguard#da: veilguard#da:tv#DA4#DAV#dragon age 4#da4 spoilers#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age lucanis#DAedit#jesus christ is that all of the right tags. why does dragon age have so many tags#anyways. man. in purple.#god works fast but gifmakers work even faster /jokes#edit: I decided the original versions were choppier than I was happy with so these should be a little better
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Not really a request but what are your headcanons on the JJK men's dick sizes?
OHOHO cracks knuckles i can do that. going full in like nanami should be in me rn dick-scriptions time
characters: gojo satoru, geto suguru, nanami kento, toji fushiguro, sukuna, choso, atsuya kusakabe
GOJO SATORU : a bit above average, a good 6.5 ~ 7in. slight curve upwards. a good 2.5 ~ 3.5in thick. pretty pink flush on the tip, shaft a few shades darker than his skin tone. cut. carpets match the drapes of course, he keeps it trimmed. fun trail tell me i'm wrong (i'm not). super sensitive vein on the underside. sensitive thighs too. grower.
GETO SUGURU : honestly, average cock size. he rounds up to five inches but we all know it's 4 3/4. two inches thick. like gojo, a nice pink flush and a few shades darker. no curve. for sure has a piercing, prince albert probably; silver jewelry. uncut. not a jungle, mildly maintained. sensitive head, especially with the piercing. shower.
NANAMi KENTO : nothing overwhelming, though still impressive. 7.5in long, 3in thick. cut, duel toned because of it. top half is more pink than the rest. short trim. curve to the left. right under the head is the key, he'll bite back a really embarrassing noise if you focus there. grower.
TOJi FUSHiGURO : i pray for y'all toji simps for real, cause fuck. 8.5in easy. 4 inches thick minimum. man built like a tripod. uncut, darker with red undertones. upwards curve. jacob's ladder. three of 'em. this man doesn't shower i'm so sorry. two prominent veins when you pull back the foreskin, sensitive but he'll never show it. shower.
SUKUNA : i pray for y'all as well. find a pringles can. it's bigger. ten inches long, four inches thick. curves upwards and a tad to the right. cut, pale so it gets a nice flush. his tattoos make an appearance, wrapping around the shaft a few times. grower thank god.
CHOSO : average length, 5.5in but thick. four inches. curve to the right, uncut. darker than his skin tone by around four shades. not super trimmed, a delicious fun trail leading to a mild bush. mildly sensitive head, though go for his navel and you'll get a lovely show of him getting all breathy and twitching. shower.
ATSUYA KUSAKABE : i've only just met this man but i want him. carnally. so... six inches in length and 2.5 in width. cut, duel toned though you can't really tell until he's flushed and the top half goes a pretty dark pink. like choso, tasteful amount of hair with the fun trail. one prominent vein that's sensitive, under the head too. grower.
#💌 ; asks.#gonna tag. all of them. hello *dies*#jujutsu kaisen smut#jujutsu kaisen x male reader#gojo satoru x male reader#geto suguru x male reader#nanami kento x male reader#toji fushiguro x male reader#sukuna x male reader#choso x male reader#atsuya kusakabe x male reader#tagging m!reader even tho it's not specific cutely#i wrote this instead of doing the dishes like my dad reminded me a good five times#me holding up a ruler while writing this: jesus christ. fuck.#i was gonna add mahito but that man can just change it at will and lies too. has never told the truth in his life#✏️ ; works.
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always fucks me up how every major male SVSSS character barring liu qingge (dead for all of PIDW) and shen yuan (literal transmigrator) have some variation of airplane bro's personality, insecurity, and shitty coping mechanisms. like.
shen jiu!qingqiu lashing out, letting people assume terrible shit about him because it's easier than trying to clarify his intentions only for his actions and words to be misinterpreted anyway?
yue qingyuan being politely vacant, aimless and self-deprecative, believing himself a failure who deserves to be hated?
og!shang qinghua being a cannon fodder "cowardly traitor", cut off from protection and money and killed by his former liege?
mobei-jun having deeper set issues with trust and loyalty, especially from family members and personal servants?
tianlang-jun's naivete and emotional attachment leading indirectly to his being sealed under a mountain miserable and alone for years?
zhuzhi-lang's excessive degree of loyalty to people who show him sincere kindness, since most people find him ugly and unapproachable?
PIDW!luo binghe's emotional apathy and detachment after all he suffered; him being rewritten into an overpowered, intelligent, revenge-driven, manipulative man so good in bed he can force anyone to join his harem?
SVSSS!luo binghe being similar to the above, but otherwise being clingy, deeply insecure, clumsy and inefficient in bed and in love?
SVSSS!luo binghe being desperate to maintain emotional connections and terrified of the perception that he's being abandoned by someone he loves and looks up to?
SVSSS!luo binghe being willing to go to concerning extremes to find out WHY that person changed their mind and chose to hurt him, abandon him, and what he can do to fix things?
SVSSS!luo binghe's most bitter anguish being the thought that they despise him and are throwing him away for unchangeable aspects of who he is, for being himself?
PIDW was originally a romanceless web novel driven by its unique fantasy setting and lore. it was stripped down of those elements to make way for cliche heterosexual porn tropes until it became an inconsistent male power fantasy harem novel that fickle readers-- whose money pay airplane's bills now that his parents both remarried and started new families, cutting off basically all money and contact with him-- would keep reading.
everything about PIDW (and SVSSS) reflects part of airplane. not only the characters' personalities and experiences, but the original story as a whole, considering how much of it (of himself) airplane ended up sacrificing and shuttering away to present a different image that would be more easily accepted.
#keri chats#svsss#scum villain's self saving system#shang qinghua#airplane shooting towards the sky#i'm not tagging all the other characters lol#svsss meta#SHANG QINGHUA AIRPLANE SHOOTING TOWARDS THE SKY ARE YOU OKAY? SIR? SIR I LOVE YOU SIR ARE YOU OK(i am forcibly removed from cangqiong peak)#long post#liu qingge's interesting. pidw!lqg was a blank slate so svsss!lqg is a lot more organic and Not influenced by airplane's... everything#everyone ELSE though? jesus christ get well soon (im teasing this is sad and i want them to have nice things)
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Jesus sketches
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dts having a field day with this season. ollie bearman p7 in first f1 race. carlos sainz appenditicits and australia win. charles leclerc broke monaco curse (only to flop for the next several weekends). lewis hamilton home win at silverstone (again) and broke his podium record 3 times (so far). french civil wars. lando norris maiden win. oscar piastri maiden win due to team orders. yabadabadoo. (short-lived) lando/max wars. 7 gp winners (so far). goofy ass driver market. lewis to ferrari. lots of kimi antonelli yapping. ollie bearman to haas. carlos too busy watching euros to make a decision and holding up everyone else’s signings. nico hulkenberg to continue 0 podium record at audi.
#do i watch dts? no. did i watch f1 last year? also no. i just think im funny sometimes#do i really want to tag all of them jesus christ. alas i love notes and reach#cracks knuckles#f1#formula 1#ollie bearman#carlos sainz#charles leclerc#lewis hamilton#esteban ocon#pierre gasly#lando norris#oscar piastri#george russell#max verstappen#kimi antonelli#nico hulkenberg#kie.post#cs55#cl16#lh44#eo31#pg10#ln4#op81#mv1#gr63#nh27
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yellowjackets 2x03 textposts: milf edition
#yellowjackets#yellowjacketsedit#shauna shipman#taissa turner#lottie matthews#natalie scatorccio#misty quigley#my god sorry for all the tags jesus christ#anyways!#yellowjackets is a comedy
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not enough appreciation in this fandom for how hot Chimney is
#chimney han#howard han#howard chimney han#jesus christ all these nicknames make tagging difficult#anyways!!! that's a very aesthetically pleasing man#if madney is ever looking for a third...#911#my post#911 abc#kenneth choi
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edit: heavy is the heart of the godforsaken fool who keeps forgetting to link the last version until four hours later
#in order of appearance:#jack hughes#trevor zegras#leon draisaitl#matthew tkachuk#sidney crosby#sasha barkov#anthony duclair#mitch marner#quinn hughes#elias pettersson#brady tkachuk#evgeni malkin#kris letang#tyler seguin#sam bennett#luke hughes#matt rempe#every time i go Jesus christ. like i didn't make all of these images and know i'd have to tag these men. anyway. and:#mattdrai#& dukesasha but tbh I think that's just me and god in there so#hockey textposts#kiers.txt#throwing luke off the porch quote was originally an mcr quote etc etc#tried formatting this 12 different times on my phone and did it ever work? fucking NO
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This is what a point blank shot to the head at 6.30AM feels like by the way
#my friends are smart and sometimes they fucking kill me#like jesus christ. where the lie though#but also considering the fact that Arkham initially was Martha's passion project—#and considering all the monsters with running mascaras in Arkham—#Batman#Batman meta#micro meta even xD#also tagging as#batjokes#because GUESS WHO'S BRUCE WAYNE'S LONGEST SURVIVING UTTERLY MANGLED VICTORIAN DOLL#batjokes meta
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You know what rattles this little pea brain of mine? Price on leave who’s gained weight, ass, stomach and thighs jiggling as you forcefully thrust into him, the back rolls when you got his ass up in the air head forced down to the floor while you bully your cock into his hole, the pudge of fat on his hips that you can’t help but grab at every time you go in for a kiss or that you can’t help but nip at when trailing kisses down to his dick, or the way his gut droops down to the fringe of curls that start at the base of his cock, dark hairs dusted all over his stomach and smeared in your cum since you’ve made it a habit to finish all over it every time you fuck, forcing him to wear clothes that no longer fit just to see him walking around with his pants unzipped and the way his shirt will ride up every time he stretches or lifts his arms but you assure him he has nothing to worry about since you’ll be getting him new clothes after ripping these olds ones up or cumming all over them while you fuck
#Alec blabbers#is this the tag#wow I used it for like 2 days and forgot about it#this is my ask tag all over again#anyway I wrote a Drabble on this looooooong ago#but I don’t like it so you will get my thoughts instead#anyway *chants* fat men fat men fat men Jesus Christ !!!#John price#John price x reader#John price x male reader#captain john price x reader#captain John price#captain John price x male reader#top male reader#call of duty
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