#jester posts

[scenecore-themed-tardis]

I love that The Doctor is the most ✨asexual person✨ alive and STILL drowning in bitches

[thecourtjester12]

Just gonna say I am more or less unavailable for a few days, I've been pushing myself a bit toooooo much and need some decompression time away from Tumblr

If I am needed it may take me a few days before I reply

I know I have a few asks for ESS, I'll try to get to them this weekend and hopefully be up to starting on the draft for the SolarMoon date oneshot soon

And addionally if you are Sol, Qwill or Ray, I'll still answer, just may be a tad slower then usual (I'm not disappearing on y'all or the GC (for the two of you this applies to...(and Friday plotting is still ago Qwill :3))

[themurderofcrowscollective]

YEEEEEEEEEEES good feelings all around

this video does more in 10 seconds than your fave’s entire filmography

[ejsuperstar]

Baldness is for nerds this is a battle to the death. If you have the same character/pfp on both platforms you have to decide which is the superior.

You have to explain your reasoning in the reblogs too

[isawken]

POV you’re the king and i just made an inappropriate joke about your virility in front of the whole royal court and you want to punish me but you can’t react in anger lest the court think my joke is true

[helixsnake]

I remember someone saying "mad scientists in fiction aren't scientists because there's never a control group"

I think if you've created an elixir that turns people into goat men you have sort have gone past the need for a control group. The control group is not going to placebo themselves into goat men. You can probably not run the control group, and safely assume that none of them would have turned into goat men. That said, having a control group for that would make the mad scientist seem extra crazy and be really really funny, especially if he was carefully testing them for goat like features from the dyed water they drank instead of the elixir

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The squad of all time has arrived on scene.

[paper-mario-wiki]

know well that you cannot bestow Jester's Privilege upon yourself.

being as it's directly related to how people react to you, that's something that's earned. that's something that you are awarded by another.

the true fool is the one who thinks they can get away with it every time solely through virtue of being silly. silliness alone does not a jester make. silliness is the foundation. it's the well from which you draw the water. any clown can be silly.

how you draw the water, how you channel it, and how you deliver it. that's what earns your privilege.

[bibiscate]

yooo so I started working on this when I finished reading Sleuth Jesters by @naffeclipse (not sure if you okay with tagging, i'll delete if not) some weeks ago and it absolutely destroyed my heart :D

the scene where they ran after the Vigilante after discovering their "secret"? Tears??? At 4AM??? More likely than you think!!

so yeah this piece is based on that scene, yes I took very long, yes I forgot to post it, kiss kisss muah

Edit: forgot to credit @sunnys-aesthetic, who made the Detective AU Sleuth Jesters is based on!! :D

If the tag edit doesn't work I might reblog this with the tagging later

[reineydraws]

three is a pattern, shanks!

[skizabaa]

Summer Time! Opening a bottle of Fizzy Faz in celebration, cheers!

[scenecore-themed-tardis]

I woke up from a really radical dream but…

In DND, would the Tardis be a d20 while the doctor hopes and prays it’ll be a success??

Maybe they have severe bad luck on their sheet lol.

[thecourtjester12]

To give a mini...or to not give a mini....HMMMMM

random contextless thing :3

[bruciemilf]

AUs where Thomas and Martha come back to life are significantly funnier if you consider the possibility of them adopting Harley and Oliver.

Bruce needs to cuddle Damian like an emotional support cat while all three of his parents argue in the kitchen. Dick would join, but he’s a bit too shell shocked that his dead grandparents are, you know, standing in his kitchen.

“Okay, so wait, he didn’t finish med school?! I specifically requested it!”

“I’m sorry, have you tried wrangling your feral batch of kittens before? The only one who successfully graduated is Harley.”

Oliver throws his hands in the air while Harley preens, “I finished business school!”

Martha sighs, “So did Lex Luthor, my darling.”

“Okay, well, I’m gonna die before I become a billionaire, so there.”

“Hell yeah, that’s my girl.”

“Sadly, she was discredited once her turbulent affair with the clown started…”

Thomas guffaws. Looking at Alfred like he said the most unbelievable shit in the world.

“Harley. Dated a man. OUR Harley?”

“I was equally disappointed.”

“Okay, well, favorite in law, 1 2 3 go,”

They all say Dinah at the same time, much to Bruce’s dismay. He gets it, but Clark is very kind to him. “Papa!”

Thomas shrugs, “I’m a Virgo, not a liar.”

[typhonserpent]

"Start with Inquisition" this, "start with Origins" that.

Start wherever the heck you want. Start with the Netflix series. Start with the novels. Wait until Veilguard is released and start there.

Have fun and don't let anyone gatekeep Dragon Age. The universe is rich and the fandom is passionate and if nobody else will welcome you, I will.

[jestroer]

When the new hermit who is kind and fun and charismatic and extremely talented is also walking with his boobs out more often then not

ITS REDSCAPE WEEK EVERYBODY!!!!! ITS HERE!!!!

Day 1 - Season 4 & Crush