#jessica parker

[i-was-bored-so-this-happened]

Primeval + The Onion Headlines, Part 12/12

[phoebenpiperx]

With all the hubbub about the Olympics, I decided it was time to reread my novel-length Primeval fanfic set during the 2012 London Olympics...and thought I'd share it with tumblr as well! I forgot how much I loved this show...and how much of an expert I am on the 2012 Olympics because of all the research I did for this fic!!!

Summary: The Minister's last-minute order forces the ARC staff to stay in London & work during the Olympic Games, despite assorted housing and personal issues. 

(lots of humour & angst & actual creatures plus loads of info about the 2012 Olympics--go Team GB!)

[lunedits]

[schlock-luster-video]

Wishing a happy birthday to Suspiria star Jessica Harper!

[burnt-pheonix]

"Another door, another question!"

I'm just going crazy with drawing characters from the Save! Here we have (from left to right) River Blackburn, Mia Stevens, Jessica Parker, Willow Eden, and Alex Stellar! My little sillies frfr.

[sirenlovs]

— like or reblog if you save babe <3

[farsight-the-char]

one of my irl friends had an insane outrage recently, and I feel like you're the perfect person to tell about it.

Ok, so this friend of mine is super mad that Spider Gwen is lightly hinted to being trans, like she's furious. She keeps saying that they shouldn't change a pre-existing character like that and they should have made an entirely new character instead.

I tried telling her that

this is a new story with new versions of preexisting characters

they won't make a canonically trans spider man for like a decade at least because of the current climate

Keep in mind that she is trans herself. And it's just wild to me that she gets so pissed about it, like it's fine to not like it. But getting this pissed? I just don't get it. The only reaction I had to it was like "huh, that's kinda neat"

Like it was just a hint, nothing was confirmed. Like girl just chill out

Technically we had Jessica Drew/Parker/Reilly from Ultimate, the girl clone of "Peter" who had "His" memories but remained happily a woman, but yeah.

Marvel is actually pretty annoying when it comes to canon trans rep, we only got proper Mutant Trans characters recently (Escape, and maybe Mother Rightous, but eh), plus they seem to ignore earlier efforts such as Loki's gender fluid status and Sera (Angela's Wife)

[warningsine]

[i-was-bored-so-this-happened]

Primeval + The Onion Headlines, Part 10/12

[orangeispice]

I'm back with another crack meme, let's see how well this one does

If it does as well as my New Yorker Post then I'll make a navigation list for the memes :D

Bonus:

[celebrity-erotictriggers]

Jessica Parker Kennedy

[farsight-the-char]

Ultimate Jess

[ghost-in-the-corner]

Remember that moment in ITSV, when Miles first meets his world's Spider-Man and their spider senses do the thing?

The background behind Peter is as we'd expect; the classic red and blue.

But at first Miles' background is green and purple, two colors he's never associated with at all throughout the movie. As the moment goes on, it shifts to match Peter's.

We are literally watching Miles' fate change and the anomaly happen.

It's well established that the spider that bit him was not supposed to even be in that universe, meaning our Miles was supposed to be something else before it happened.

This isn't true for ITSV, but in every other version of Spider-Man, the main color scheme for the Prowler is green and purple.

Our Miles was supposed to become the next Prowler in his world. And the only reason he's not, is because of the original Prowler. Miles switched his fate with Earth-42 Miles.

[leah-jeffries]

SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE (2023)

[farsight-the-char]

Ultimate Marvel was mostly bad but it did canonize Parker as a canon Egg.

She is our, love you Jessica.

[farsight-the-char]

I mean

kinda canon.

this line delivery has lived in my head for 10 years