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Nsfw Headcanons~ Jerry Renault

(Not my gif)(Requested by anonymous)

- Jerry’s a virgin, plain and simple. He’s probably never even had a girlfriend before you so you’re his first for a lot of things.

- To start things off, Jerrys a typical teenage boy. He’s got a high sex drive so if you’re in the mood, chances are he is too.

- Ifs really easy to turn him on. You’ll know whatever you’re doing is working when he starts to smile and laugh shyly, stumbling over his words and asking what you’re doing.

- I’m just gonna say it, Jerry may or may not have jerked off to you before the two of you started dating. It’s the dirty little secret that he refuses to ever let you know about. It’s something that fills him with so much guilt and shame, as though it isn’t like ...relatively normal?

- Speaking of his penis, whenever you go down on him, he has a habit of tenderly running his fingers through your hair and gently holding the back of your neck. You never thought giving someone a blowjob could be so loving.

- Honestly, Jerry loves going down on you. He may not be experienced in it; at first, but as soon as he gets the hang of it, it’s one of his favorite things to do. If you’re willing to get on your knees, he is too!

- Foreplay is a must. He’s a big fan of being able to feel you up, he especially likes when you pull his hand to somewhere you want him to touch; it’s his favorite way for you to tell him what you want.

- His dad isn’t really home much; and when he is he’s pretty much always sleeping, so you’ll usually have the place all to yourselves.

- Although his dad usually isn’t home, he still has this paranoid habit of keeping his pants on in some way. If his dad does wind up arriving, him being able to pull them up and walk out to greet him certainly buys you some time to get dressed.

- Jerry is partial towards being the one in control; mainly because he isn’t in control of so many aspects of his life, but, in the end, he really doesn’t care as long as he’s getting to be with you.

- A variety of positions. Since who’s in control can change from day to day, the two of you don’t really have a set position that you always get into. Missionary, doggy, cowgirl, on a table; you name it and you’ve probably done it.

- But on that note, he must admit that there’s just something about doggy style that makes him all hot under the collar.

- He moves at an slow/average pace and tends to be sorta soft with you. He’s not really into being; too, rough but he’ll gladly speed things up if you’d like.

- He’s a football player so you know he’s got a lot of stamina and endurance.

- Sometimes he’ll be hitting deep and making you see stars. Other times he’ll be grinding into you and sending waves of pleasure across your body. All depends on the day.

- Feeling your fingers running through his hair, hands touching his face, fingernails digging into his back; it’s all like heaven to him.

- Pressing kisses to each other’s heated skin. You usually end up with your forehead pressed against his after he peppers them across your face.

- He’s not a fan of loud moans and cursing. He likes girls who are sweet and innocent so the quieter and less wanton you are; in his eyes, the better.

- Every now and again he’ll check in, asking if you’re okay and making sure you’re enjoying yourself. He wants you to feel as good as he does.

- Lots of kissing. You’re making out pretty much every time you’re making love.

- There’s this certain vulnerable part of him that craves being close to you, sharing how much you love each other and just having a special connection with you. He’s so used to apathy coming from the people around him which is something he hates. He wants to feel things and he wants to feel them with you.

- A lot of your sex is similar to comfort sex. He just likes things to be soft, intimate, and relaxing. He also just likes the emotional connection that that type of sex provides you with.

- He’s not really knowledgeable enough in the world of kinks; nor experienced enough, to be kinky so he’s fairly vanilla. That being said, he wouldn’t mind trying out yours.

- Every now and again he’ll let out a quiet moan and you’ll be reminded as to why you’re in love with him. If you weren’t already in the middle of getting your guts rearranged, you’d have no choice but to jump his bones upon hearing him.

- He has a big dick and no, I don’t take constructive criticism.

- He’s a bit paranoid when it comes to not wearing a condom; his father works at a pharmacy so I’m sure he’s heard some std horror stories or other scarring tales. Thus, he’ll always have one on him.

- Jerry goes to a catholic school, he’s been hearing about how sex is wrong and sinful since the second grade. Aftercare is a nice way to forget about those shameful feelings. It gives him less time to think about all of that and more time to just enjoy having you with him.

- He’ll go and grab you whatever you need and cuddle with you for however long you want; mainly because he wants to cuddle you as well. He loves when you pull on his sweater before you snuggle into him, he thinks it’s adorable.

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Is There A Spectre Haunting Trinity Boys School? Robert Cormier’s The Chocolate War as Tzvetan Todorov’s Literature of the Fantastic

People accept generic classifications without considering how conventions, and our assumptions about such conceptions, radically influence our reading of a text. If you’re having a hard time accepting such a fact, just consider if the Bible was read as historical fiction, dystopian, or fantasy. Your readings of the characters, events, themes, and author’s purpose would be radically different. To illustrate this further, I will provide a reading of Robert Cormier’s The Chocolate War as a gothic text. 

Reading the novel in terms of its generic potential is not unique to me. In fact, in Yoshida Junko’s article, ���The Quest for Masculinity in The Chocolate War: Changing Conceptions of Masculinity in the 1970s,” Junko classifies Cormier’s work as a quest narrative in which “a young man seeks a masculine identity” (Junko 106).  Junko argues that Cormier “is daring enough to portray the all-male world as bleak, to find fault with traditional gender roles, and to depict his protagonist, Jerry, as seeking a new male identity” (Junko 106). Junko’s analysis emphasizes how classification of genre profoundly influences interpretation of a text, its characters, its outcomes, and an understanding of the author’s project.  

Therefore, similar to Junko, I propose a reading of The Chocolate War based upon genre in order to offer a nuanced interpretation of the work. However, I do not propose the text is a quest narrative, but rather a gothic text. Through Tzvetan Todorov’s theory of the fantastic, I will consider the implications of the gothic genre on Cormier’s project to represent adolescence. 

Synopsis of Critical Theory 

Now, to be even more specific about what I mean by “gothic,” let’s look to Tzvetan Todorov. In chapter 3, “The Uncanny and The Marvelous,” of Todorov’s The Fantastic: A Structural Approach to Literary Genre, Todorov establishes the basis for his argument, as he distinguishes between the marvelous and the uncanny as literary genres. Todorov defines the uncanny as that of which “the laws of reality remain intact and permit an explanation of the phenomena described” (Todorov 41). On the contrary, the marvelous, according to Todorov, is that of which “new laws of nature must be entertained to account for the phenomena” (Todorov 41). Todorov states his thesis: “The fantastic therefore leads a life full of dangers, and may evaporate at any moment. It seems to be located on the frontier of two genres, the marvelous and the uncanny, rather than to be an autonomous genre” (Todorov 41). 

Todorov substantiates this claim by depicting trends in gothic criticism when he asserts that the trend has been to classify the literature into two camps: “that of the supernatural explained (the ‘uncanny’)” and “that of the supernatural accepted (‘the marvelous’)” (Todorov 41-42). Thus, in reading gothic novels, the fantastic, as a literary genre, is put into a state of disarray because there is a clash between the uncanny, the marvelous, and the fantastic as genres. Despite the instability of the fantastic as a genre, Todorov notes that we must remember Louis Vax’s “remark that “an ideal art of the fantastic must keep to indecision” (Todorov 44). Therefore, Todorov proposes that instead of reading novels purely as fantastic in genre, that one read them for their subgenres as well: that of the “fantastic uncanny” and the “fantastic marvelous” (Todorov 44). Todorov’s argument is significant because it reshapes the fantastic as a genre that includes two subgenres. In doing so, Todorov not only redefines the fantastic but also emphasizes the importance of the uncanny and the marvelous to the genre. In short, the gothic can be put into two camps: the supernatural explained or the supernatural accepted. 

Application

What camp the work aligns with is essential to understanding and interpreting its gothic elements. Dracula is not a text about an eccentric man who drinks blood, but it is about a vampire (supernatural accepted). 

In reading Robert Cormier’s The Chocolate War as a gothic or fantastic text, it is essential to decide whether it is representative of the ‘fantastic uncanny’ or the ‘fantastic marvelous.’ This reveals both the nature of the supernatural events of the text–explained or accepted, and the implications this has on the work as a whole. If for instance, The Chocolate War is read as the fantastic marvelous, then Jerry’s mother actually becomes his father, Jerry actually hears the voices of ghosts, and Jerry actually becomes invisible (Cormier 59, 207, 213). However, this is not the case. In each of the aforementioned instances, Cormier offers an explanation for each of Jerry’s encounters with the supernatural–a trick of his imagination, the Vigils are hiding in the bushes, and everyone at the school decides to ignore Jerry: “The kids are giving Renault the freeze” (Cormier 215). In reading The Chocolate War as the fantastic uncanny, the work is able to take on nuance as a gothic work: the supernatural is explained. The Chocolate War is not a text about Jerry being haunted by ghosts as a consequence for his resistance, but about the hallucinations that such a fear of breaking the status quo provokes. Therefore, it is not the supernatural that makes Jerry’s experience so horrifying, but the experience of his everyday life. It is the supernatural explained that emphasizes the terror of  adolescent existence. 

Discussion Questions

Is The Chocolate War that of the supernatural explained–uncanny fantastic, or the supernatural accepted–marvelous fantastic? 

How do Todorov’s categories within the gothic genre serve to enhance or clarify your reading of The Chocolate War?

What implications does reading the text as the “fantastic uncanny” have on your interpretation of the narrative? On Cormier’s project? 

Works Cited

Cormier, Robert. The Chocolate War. New York, Ember, 2014.

Junko, Yoshida. “The Quest for Masculinity in The Chocolate War: Changing Conceptions of Masculinity in the 1970s.” Children’s Literature, vol. 26, 1998, p. 105-122. Project MUSE, doi:10.1353/chl.0.0352.

 Todorov, Tzvetan. The Fantastic: A Structural Approach to a Literary Genre. Cornell Paperbacks. Ithaca, N.Y: Cornell University Press, 1975.

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Some more stray thoughts on my “Twin Peaks” re-watch, since I finished S1 last night:

-Donna Heyward and Audrey Horne-- I hadn’t paid much attention before to the way they relate to each other in the 1st season. They aren’t exactly friends, but they are friendlier than I remembered; reading into it somewhat, I’m guessing they all (Donna, Audrey, and Laura Palmer) would have gone to school together most, or all, of their lives, obviously their parents know each other, so it makes sense for them to be ‘bonded’ in a certain way.

-I wanna know more about James Hurley’s biker friends. For example, did they know about Leo Johnson and the Renault brothers? That seems like the kind of thing they’d know about, especially given the ties to the Roadhouse.

-Bobby Briggs is a jerk, obviously, but his actions are so absolutely teenage that it’s kind of endearing. (Also, can you imagine growing up in that house?)

-Sarah Palmer. Who was she before all of this? Was she, perhaps, the Audrey Horne of her day-- very rich and a little bit weird?

-I know we all joke about ‘Super-Nadine’ in S2, but if you look closely, I think it’s in the pilot, or maybe the second episode of S1, she breaks the metal frame of her exercise machine in frustration after an argument with Ed, so her being bizarrely strong is set up really early on.

-Jade is a character on “Invitation to Love”. In “Twin Peaks: The Return”, Jade is the name of the woman in the motel with Dougie Jones/Doppel-Coop (”Jade give two rides...”). UPDATE thanks to @laughingpinecone: Apparently, Mark Frost shared in an AMA that Jade in “The Return” chose that as her work name in tribute to “Invitation to Love”, which is still airing in the ‘present day’. I knew that couldn’t be a coincidence.

-I think there’s something in Jerry Horne’s love of ‘the good life’-- the brie-and-butter sandwiches, the girls at Jack’s, all the shenanigans with the Icelanders-- it’s not ‘vice’ in the same way as Ben Horne or some of the other characters. Maybe. (Knowing that David Patrick Kelly also played the cackling villain in The Warriors does put a slightly different lens on Jerry...)

-”Who’s the lady with the log?” “Oh, we call her the Log Lady.” I don’t know why that cracks me up as much as it does, but...

-The scene in the woods between James and Donna in the pilot episode, when they bury the necklace, makes me cry every time.

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More Returns

Here's a superb podcast on Peaks. May 30 is the most recent episode. A great listen. Counter Esperanto Podcast: Tangents About Twin Peaks: 10th Secret: The Return

On Tue, Jun 13, 2017 at 1:53 PM, Dom wrote: I'll check it out tonight.

So my Diane prediction was on the fucking money.

I got another theory I'm working on.

Who's the mysterious billionaire? I heard some people say it may be Audrey Horne. I heard some people say it is Jack (John Justice Wheeler). I heard some people say it is Phillip Jeffries or Evil Cooper.

Put on your tinfoil hat for this one. The Billionaire is Leo Johnson. He lived through his spider ordeal. Then he took everything that Windom left behind (notes, computer files, other assorted Windom things) and built a criminal empire. I find it very hard to believe that the fucking casting director's son who was in the 1st two seasons and the fucking movie is NOT in this one.

The secret history of twin peaks tells us what happens to a bunch of characters like Leo. For instance Hank dies in prison. But not one word in the book about Leo? I got to believe that he lives and he’s not just a slobbering fool any more. I know this is probably not going to happen. But that's my theory.

I cannot imagine Leo is a rich billionaire — how did he make his money? A theory that makes sense I’ve heard on EW TP podcast that it could be BOB-Cooper attempting to catch Good Cooper if he ever left the Lodge. But really, I have no idea… not as of end of P7.

I like how Lynch-Frost are using all official Twin Peaks releases as canon to draw the narrative from — Laura’s Diary, FWWM, Missing Pieces of blu-ray edition, as well as many classic episode threads.

And like Erik, I KNOW, that Sheriff Harry S. Truman will make an appearance in this season. I feel it in my bones.

It’s looking grim for Harry — or rather, it sounds grim from Frank saying to Harry, “beat this thing.” But actually I can see Ontkean coming out of retirement to have a role toward the end of the series. I also (want to) believe Josie returning … maybe she’s the billionaire, but why would she make such a contraption mounted to the side of building?

On Sun, Jun 25, 2017 at 2:26 AM, Erik wrote: Good Morning Gents. Grab a cup a joe and settle down a minute. I got some backed up information for yous … << Starts Tape Recorder…. >>

Spot on is right Mr Domi. You got that Diane was Laura Dern AND that she drinks at the Pub we went to. I even want to say she is seated in the area of the bar that we were sitting at that night.  Glad it wasn't raining when we went, "FUCK Gene Kelly, You mother fucker!!" LOL I love Albert, he is my favorite this season. (Location: Max Von's Bar = Casey's Irish Pub, 619 South Grand, LA)

So Episode 7 should have shut up all those whiner's and complainer's of Ep 6. There was a lot of hate on the internet, and even in our FB Group, about that episode. I was ok with it. I did not like the scene with the kid getting hit by the truck, but the scene ended with the Fat Trout Telephone pole, so I'm ok with it.

"Lynch has gotten flak for the male gaze in his work, but the problems go a lot deeper than lingering shots on female anatomy.…” Laura Hudson in Vulture.

Also in EP 6 we finally got two major new pieces of music from Angelo, not his best work, but still great to hear.  The overall lack of his music is my biggest complaint this season in case I didn't make that clear.

When Johnny Jewel's Windswept first appeared, I thought that was Badalamenti  finally debuting new music. I was definitely disappointed it was not Angelo, no disrespect to Johnny. But I agree with you Erik about no AB original score. That music is what made classic Peaks so memorable. I don’t get why Lynch is using such popular music. There really wan’t any such tracks in FWWM, it was Angelo’s music and further cemented Peaks as evergreen. Lynch is acting like Scorcese in the epic cinematic story… and he doesn’t need to. Marty did not have a Badalamenti in his arsenal. Lynch does. Please use him.

EP 7...There's a body alright.. is definitely the shit. Now we are cooking. Jerry!!!! Come out of it man... Lets get Ben and Jerry back in action, not disfunction. The diary pages, Annie's message from FWWM, Leland hiding pages, DIANE from hell! ... Bringing it all back home.

There’s a dark undercurrent with Diane and Cooper. All signs are indicating something very bad happened to Diane. I think BOB-Cooper raped her.

I wonder where Frank Truman was at the time of Laura's murder? He says he remembers Leland, her father, did it, but is not really familiar with the case. BUT why the heck is Frank not asking "So what is "the Lodge" you keep talking about?” Hawk?

The way Hawk talks so knowledgable about both Lodges and the way Frank does not question or disbelieve him, then it must be common knowledge among the indigenous culture. Wonder if Frank is a Bookhouse Boy?

Ancient Doc Hayward, kinda sad, but he was still funny. Did you catch his Skype name?  MiddleburyDoc... Warren Frost was actually living in VT right? They probably actually did just Skype him and screen capture it…lol

I caught that right away about Warren Frost’s Skype handle. And no doubt, Frost stayed in Vermont to do his scene. That just recorded the screen.… I do miss Briggs. Yet he died long before Lynch-Frost’s three-year tenure writing the new story, they had plenty of time to work the presence of him into the story.

Briggsy.. Oh Major Briggs. how we miss thee. Should be interesting how this plays out. And When the hell are we going to go back to I bet the road where Andy is waiting to meet the Truck owner is up there at Frankln Canyon Pond.

The Dog Leg.... WTF?  Is Joe McCluskey the guy that rigged the car and Mr C Killed earlier on? I do think the Psycho Little guy with the Ice Pick and Gun is kinda silly. Over the top for no reason.  Oh well.… It's kinda silly also that no one has taken Dougie to the Doctor. Everyone just plays along. we have to suspend disbelief I guess.

OMG enough with the guy sweeping at the Roadhosue. Is this all the extra time he told Shotime he needed more money for to tell the story properly?  lol and more music used in hundreds of shows and commercials. I love Booker T and the MGs don't get me wrong, but ... UGH I miss you Angelo... Also... Kinda weird to see Jean Michel... Did Jacque Renault have a twin brother? lol Mr. C and Ray getting out of Prison.. Bad stuff gonna happen. I think they might have used San Bernadino County Jail for this locaton. The Cell block Cooper is located on looks familar.  I will compare some screen grabs from my Locaton and Publicity Photos we took for Beyond Scared Straight at that jail.

And beause they needed to pad the ending to get to the alloted running time... Back to the RR Diner for the end scene, and yet another over-used stock song they probably had to pay more to use than what they paid Angelo for everything. Plus, I liked that song better when they used it in the X-files episode “Home" but No, I'm not bitter.

General notes: Glad Naomi Watts has such a big part. She really owns her scenes. Wish Jennifer Jason Leigh was more present but Mr C just left Jail for somewhere... It's slightly brilliant how Lynch (but probably Frost came up with it) still has made Harry a character in the show. even if only on the phone and never even heard. I feel like Harry is there kinda. Also brilliant... Robert Forrester.... wow. Wish he was in the original or the movie. Not sure how I feel with Dern as Diane. I'll go with it and see what happens.

Outstanding questions for me....(cause I haven't been reading blogs or listening to podcasts)

What is up with all the Arthurian Legend references? Dougie lives on Lancalot Court, down the street from the Merlin Market. Janey-E meets for the ransom drop on the corner of Gueneivere and Merlin. And of course, Glastonbury Grove... Pete Martel: "King Arthur's burried in England!"

Why is it when Dougie puts his thumb up or his hand out to shake, he turns his body 180 degrees?

What is up with the creepy guy (from Mulholland Diner scene) in the Vegas Office? I can't seem to catch his meaning in the story line.

What is up with Cooper's Room Key from the Great Northern? If has finally made it back to Ben Horne...Soooo?

One last question... Did Lynch quit smoking?  He made two references to people (Gordon Cole even) quitting. Did we ever even see Cole smoke in the series or movie? weird for him to say he quit when the character never smoked on camera. "You think about that Tammy."

On Jun 25, 2017, at 4:29 PM, Dom wrote: I think Frank Truman was a police officer in Seattle during Laura's investigation if I remember the book correctly. But I think that a "Sheriff Truman" has been in power for over 60 consecutive years now between the 2 brothers and their father. It sort of like there must always be a Stark in Winterfell.

To my knowledge that was the first time ever we have heard name Joe McCluskey. I have no clue who that is. But I have a feeling we will learn.

Yea, I don’t recollect Joe McCluskey. Gotta watch again to see if he first appears or is mentioned earlier.

I think Ike the Spike is either from the black lodge or an agent of the black lodge. Remember he smelled "funny" per the little girl.

Spike did look a little monstery, his teeth especially.

I actually loved that scene of the sweeping. I could just imagine everyone watching was freaking out and I enjoyed that. And I thought that Walter did some great acting while on the phone as Jean-Michel. "He owes me for two!"

That ending scene from the RR diner was weird as shit. Its either the worst continuity error of all time or something truly weird happened there. Completely different set of people dining there after David Lynch's son runs in and asks if anyone has seen Billy.

Lynch did not quit smoking. He, like Harry Dean are lifers.

Both Laura Dern and Naomi Watts are killing their roles. Both doing a fantastic job. I just cannot wait to see them come face to face over Dougie.

And MacLachlan! All his Cooper iterations are really well done. I love that BOB-Cooper character. Can’t wait to see what trouble he kicks up now!

My new tin foil theory is that we may be dealing with 2 Twin Peaks. Twins of each other if you will. I'm still working this one out. Different versions of the same town in different universes a part of a greater multiverse?

Did you notice Andy was wearing a rolex? Kind of weird.

…And he was supposed to meet the guy at 4:30. Is that one of the numbers from ????? ?

The guy from the Vegas office is working directly for Phillip Jeffries or whoever is pretending to be him IMO.

Don’t overlook the black soot guy walking in the hallway toward the female FBI agent in the morgue. I think it’s related to the guy next to Bill Hastings cell.…

Lots of Arthurian Legend stuff from way back when. I never got that. But its seems to be very important. I would love to go to Merlin's Market.

During the end credits from the last episode buried in the music is Windham Earle's theme mixed into the background too!!!!!

I might try headphones for tonight’s part to see exactly what sounds I miss. I know there’s a lot of low audible noise and rumbling that I don’t hear when our apartment is 86º and the fan is going.…

On Jun 25, 2017, at 8:10 PM, Dom wrote: Some last minute thoughts...

Yeah I agree about MacLachlan is killing it and should win an Emmy for best actor. Black soot guy is awesome and its the same dude for sure from the jail cell. Some people seem to think we have seen him a third time as a homeless man outside of Vegas at the Rachera Rosa is whatever it is called. I don't think that we did. I will need to re-watch that again. Another tin foil hat theory. On those three pages from Laura's diary she refers to knowing who it is and that its not Bob. At least everyone thinks she is referencing Leland. That is probably most right. However I am thinking that she is referring to an evil more powerful and sadistic than even Bob.Like whatever came out of the glass box and mutilated those younglings.

On Jun 25, 2017, at 8:17 PM, Erik wrote: > "Yea, I don’t recollect Joe McCluskey."

I am thinking if the guy in the diner eating food non-stop the whole scene with Ray and the chick Mr C shot in the head.  Just before he kills her, he tells her "i killed joe, and the she freaks out, knowing the gig is up.   The previous scene the eating guy "joe" does something to a car in storage and then cooper like squeezes his face for a whole minute.   Could be McCluskey?

> "Lynch did not quit smoking."

Well, its mighty fine of him to send a non smoking message to all the youths. Considering Cole does not smoke, it is a conscious message.

> "All his Cooper iterations are really well done."

Yes, Kyle will def get an Emmy nomination. Dern and Watts will also I predict.  

> “RR diner was weird as shit. Its either the worst continuity error of all time or something truly weird happened there.”

There are no accidents on a Lynch set. If an error occurs and he likes it he will use it. So who knows why he did it. On the same level as the windows  flashing code on the FBI jet.  He is throwing out decoys i feel.  

> “then it (the Lodge) must be common knowledge among the indigenous culture.”

Then why the heck is Truman not like "well lets go up there" nor does Hawk tell him he was up in those woods when Log Lady last called.

> “Don’t overlook the black soot guy walking in the hallway”

Nope, I did not mention him cause i consider it another decoy.  Kinda like the shambling being behind the diner in Mulholland Drive...never came up again. i am sure he will play a part at some point.  

But i did forget to mention the playing card Mr. C  showed the girl in the hotel bed before he shoots her.  Aliens? Very well could be.

Have a good viewing. The damn internet saying EP 8 is extra noteworthy. Could it be Phillip Jeffries? Windom Earl?  More Leland and Laura? (I actually doubt we will see either of them again).  Audrey? Big Ed? They got plenty of options.

Cheers! ~G

Sent from the Black Lodge.

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Meeting and Dating Jerry Renault

(Not my gif)(Requested by several anonymous asks)

- Following the idea that Trinity isn’t an all boys school: you meet Jerry in school or rather your way home from school.

- He was in a few of your classes but you hadn’t really spoken to him as he seemed far more concerned with his own thoughts then anything or anyone else. But as you took you seat you couldn’t help but notice how charming he had looked in his own shy boyish way.

- From the minute you saw him you thought he was cute. Because of this you spent most of the classes you had with him taking glances at his distracted face and trying your best to pay attention to your teachers.

- At the end of class you had passed him while walking through the door to leave. That’s when he finally noticed you and his breath was taken away. He just stared after you wide eyed and flushed feeling like time had just stopped.

- He asked around the school for your name (Which basically consisted of a few guys he was friendly with) but had no luck in finding out anything about his new mystery dream girl. He was a bit frustrated; he had started his quest after first period and had now gone the whole day with no answer. And on top of that he would have to wait until he saw you again in class the next day. 

- He was leaning against his locker when you passed him on your way out the school’s entrance. He watched in awe as you walked past feeling absolutely blessed that you two happened to cross paths again before he would have to wait a day to see you.

- You had just sat down on the bus stop bench and were rummaging through your bag when you noticed someone standing on the either side of the bench. You sneaked a glance at them only to find that it was Jerry and that his eyes were trained on you.

- He would glance away like he was trying to think of something and would then turn back to you, part his lips like he was about to speak before ultimately closing his mouth and repeating this cycle. You kind of found it cute.

“Uh hi... Jerry, right?” You decided to put him out of his misery. “Aren’t you in my first period class?”

“Oh...uh yeah, yeah I am.”

“Catching the bus too?” He nods. “Why don’t you take a seat?”

- You talked to him for a while as you waited for your bus and when it arrived the two of you sat next to each other. When you had to get off for your stop the both of you couldn’t help but be disappointed but once you were gone Jerry couldn’t wipe the smile off of his face because the two of you had actually talked.

- This would go on for a few weeks before the two of you would have your first kiss. You had been sitting on the bus stop bench with him like always when you brought up the chocolate sale or more so his refusal to participate. You told him how you were worried about him taking this too far and getting too mixed up in the vigils as well as him potentially getting in trouble with the school.

- While you were talking he sort of stared at you, his lips quirking into a small soft smile before he had leaned in and kissed you effectively stopping your speech. When he pulled away he connected your foreheads and told you not to worry. You let out a breathy chuckle before you pulled his face to yours and kissed him again.

- Even though the two of you had just kissed; twice, he was still nervous and awkward when asking you to be his girlfriend. But of course you agreed and the two of you walked around town stepping into various shops instead of getting on your bus. The two of you would consider this stroll through the town your “first date”.

- Jerry is slightly tough starved so any affection you give him makes his day.

- He loves when you play with or fix his hair. He closes his eyes and leans into your touch whenever you do.

- His hugs are always tight like he’s afraid you’ll disappear if he doesn’t hold on or like you’re the only thing that’s keeping him grounded.

- He actually really likes when you kiss his neck and likes to do the same to you. He loves hearing your breath hitch when he moves from your lips to your sweetspot.

- Definitely no hickeys. He doesn’t like how they look on you and he definitely doesn’t want anyone in his catholic school seeing any on either of you especially the teachers.

- Going to his football games and cheering him on. He loves seeing you in the crowds and can’t help but smile when he hears your voice whenever he makes a pass or a score.

- He sometimes gets you to play it with him; usually just throwing the ball to each other. He lets you wear his jersey whenever you agree to play.

- He loves watching you; doesn’t matter what you’re doing as long as he gets to see your beautiful face.

- He’ll usually smile and compliment you whenever you catch him watching.

“God you’re beautiful.”

- Sweet slow kisses that make your heart flutter.

- He always walks you home and sits next to you on the bus. He doesn’t like the thought of you walking or sitting alone even though you’ve been doing it practically your whole life.

- He likes to hold hands whenever he’s walking you home.

- Most of your “dates” are at his house usually sitting together on his bed and talking or sitting on the couch and watching television.

- He actually loves trying new things and going on adventures with you even though it rarely happens since your town isn’t the most exciting. He’s always itching to do something adrenaline inducing.

- It’s so refreshing to him to be able to talk to you. He doesn’t have many friends that he talks to and his dad hardly has anything to say so when he can actually have a full on conversation with someone (especially someone who he loves) it feels like he’s been energized.

- Gossip with him; tell him the good, the bad, the ugly; he wants to know and he’s listening to every word you say.

- You always try to comfort him when he needs it. Whether it be because of school or family issues; you just want to let him know you’re there for him.

- He’s sort of scared to fall asleep next to you because he doesn’t want to wake up from a nightmare about his mother or something like it and have to explain himself.

- Once he opens up to you about all that’s happened he has no problem having you sleep over, taking naps or cuddling together.

- Speaking of cuddling; he is definitely the little spoon but more often then not he’s laying his head on your chest with your arms wrapped around him.

- You always steal his sweaters when you go over to his place. School uniforms are uncomfortable as hell and you definitely don’t want to wear them when you’re cuddling.

- You almost feel proud when he makes an innuendo or dirty joke about you and your uniform (more specifically the mandatory skirt).

- Wandering around town together to try and get away from everything.

- Late night phone calls to each other.

- Pecks on the cheek and forehead.

- Doing your homework together while listening to the radio; sometimes the both of you will quietly sing along.

- He likes putting his hand in your back pockets or front pockets when he’s behind you. He’ll lean his head on your shoulder and slide his hand in your front pockets pulling you back into his chest.

- He loves seeing you try new things with your hair, makeup, or clothes. He thinks it’s really cool to see you change different aspects of your appearance and diverge from the ordinary.

- He prefers innocent pda; he’d much rather keep what you do together private so the most you’ll get is a peck on the lips and his arms wrapped around you.

- If you’re slightly hidden or in an area that isn’t crowded he wouldn’t mind giving you an actual kiss. He actually likes the idea of kissing you in public but most of the time he imagines it more then he actually goes through with it.

- Teasing each other. He always gets this cute little smirk on his face when the both of you do.

“Oh really?”

“Yeah really.”

- He’s really soft with you; he’s had his moment of being rough and tough and he can officially say he’s done with being that person. He hated the feeling of standing in that ring and being delicate with you makes him feel much better about it.

- Occasionally he’ll have this sudden urge to just kiss you hard and passionately. It’s usually after he’s gotten frustrated or angry; he’ll just pull you in and take your breath away.

- You honestly wear the pants in the relationship. He pretty much follows whatever you tell him to do and let’s you lead whenever you two are doing something unless it’s his idea.

- He likes running his hands down your body both innocently and not so innocently. Just caressing your skin nice and slow as the two of you lay together, exploring every inch of you.

- You definitely teach each other a lot of things and take a lot of each other’s firsts.

- You patch him up after the fight and any bully situations. He’s always really thankful for you in these moments.

- You definitely glare at everyone when they ignore him at school and the both of you rant about brother Leon together.

- Archie has definitely flirted with you or sent someone to flirt with you to try and piss him off. It usually only works when it’s Archie even though he knows he’s just doing it to annoy him.

- When it’s someone other then Archie he gets more upset then angry and jealous. He trusts you wholeheartedly but he’ll compare himself to the guy and wonder if you’d like him better.

- It doesn’t take much to make him forget about the whole ordeal especially if you blow the guy off right away.

- You really never fight. Neither of you ever really have a reason to and if you do it’s easily resolved to the point where you can’t even call it an argument.

- You’re a pretty perfect couple. You rarely have problems and you’re always happy together. It’s obvious to everyone that the two of you are gonna last.

- He waits a while before he says his first “I love you”. He doesn’t exactly know when he’s supposed to say it so he just waits until he thinks it’s the perfect moment. The moment he says it makes up for all the time spent waiting; you can’t even really complain.

- He tells you about his mother later in the relationship. Of course you kind of know what happened but he actually gives you the details and how it affected him and his dad.

- He’ll sometimes say things like “she would have really liked you” when you ask about his mother or something about her comes up in conversation. It never fails to make your heart ache in a flattered/touched way.

- He definitely thinks about marrying you or at least your future together. He knows he’s too young to be thinking about that kind of stuff but everytime he looks at you smiling at him or feeling your hands on him he just can’t help it.

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Masterlist

A list of my old writing that you can request I revise

Song Prompts

Meeting and Dating Headcanons~

Pretty in Pink

Andie Walsh

Duckie Dale

Blane McDonagh

Steff McKee

Sixteen Candles 

Jake Ryan

The Lost Boys

Paul

Dwayne

Poly Lost Boys

Edgar Frog

The Breakfast Club

Brian Johnson

John Bender

Andrew Clark

The Outsiders

Sodapop Curtis

Dallas Winston

Two-Bit Mathews

Rumblefish

Steve Hays

Ferris Buellers Day Off

Cameron Frye

Karate Kid

Daniel Larusso

Johnny Lawrence

Dutch

Heathers

Veronica Sawyer

Jason Dean

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Jeff Spicoli

Brad Hamilton

Better Off Dead 

Lane Meyer

Weird Science

Gary Wallace

Wyatt Donnelly

Dream A Little Dream

Dinger Holfield

Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure

Bill S. Preston Esquire

Ted Logan 

Dating Poly Bill and Ted 

The Princess Bride

Inigo Montoya

Interview with the Vampire

Louis de Pointe du Lac

Children of the Corn

Malachai Boardman

National Lampoons 

Rusty Griswold (European Vacation)

Cant Buy Me Love

Kenneth Wurman

The Chocolate War

Jerry Renault

Archie Costello

The Mighty Ducks

Fulton Reed

Dean Portman

Adam Banks

Les Averman

Porkys

Brian Schwartz

Anthony ‘Meat’ Tuperello

Tommy Turner

Tim Cavanaugh

Mickey Jarvis

Just One of the Guys

Terry Griffith

Greg Tolan

Dead Poets Society 

Neil Perry

Todd Anderson

Charlie Dalton

Knox Overstreet

Steven Meeks

Earth Girls are Easy

Mac

Combat Academy 

Perry Barnett

Waynes World

Garth Algar

Austin Powers

Austin Powers

Toy Soldiers

Ricardo Montoya

Good Will Hunting

Chuckie Sullivan

10 Things I Hate About You

Joey Donner

My Bodyguard

Ricky Linderman

Melvin Moody

Stand and Deliver

Angel Guzman

Something Wild 

Ray Sinclair

Three O’Clock High 

Buddy Revell

Intruder

Randy

Young Guns

Jose Chavez y Chavez

Billy the Kid

Doc Scurlock

Dazed and Confused

Benny O’Donnell

Don Dawson

Kevin Pickford

Randall “Pink” Floyd

Fred O’Bannion

Mitch Kramer

Ron Slater

Shavonne Wright

Dogfight

Eddie Birdlace

Ladybugs

Matthew

Goosebumps

Sticks

Freddy Renfield

Twister

Robert ‘Rabbit’ Nurick

Stand by me 

Ace Merrill

School Ties

Rip Van Kelt 

Chris Reece

The Untouchables

Eliot Ness

The Godfather

Tom Hagen

(Young) Vito Corleone

(Old) Vito Corleone

Goodfellas

Henry Hill

Little Shop of Horrors

Seymour Krelborn

Newsies

Specs

Near Dark

Severen

Friday the 13th

Jason Voorhees

Scream

Billy Loomis 

Poly Billy and  Stu

Stu Macher

The Craft

Nancy Downs

Hocus Pocus

Max Dennison

Thackery Binx

Beetlejuice

Lydia Deetz

Adam Maitland

The Crow

Eric Draven

Ghostbusters

Ray Stantz

Aliens

Bishop

An American Werewolf in London

Jack Goodman

Sleepaway Camp

Ricky Thomas

Re-animator

Herbert West

Silence of the Lambs

Clarice Starling

Fright Night

Jerry Dandridge

Candyman

Daniel Robitaille

The Evil Dead

Ash Williams

Sabrina the Teenage Witch

Harvey Kinkle

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Spike

Full Metal Jacket

Sgt. Hartman

Joker

Animal Mother

Pyle

Preference~ the boys with an s/o whose ex stalks them

Grease

Kenickie

Labyrinth

Jareth

Total Recall

Douglas Quaid

Requested “Would Includes” and Imagines/Fics~

Darry falling for Johnny’s sister

Allison Reynolds dating a shy nerdy girl

Starting a family with Cameron Frye

Making out with Cameron Frye

Cameron Frye comforting you when you’re upset

Getting drunk with the Ferris Bueller crew

Gary Wallace dating a tall girl

George Mcfly with a dominant flirty s/o

Comforting and being comforted by Will Hunting

Will Hunting having a crush on you

Being apart of the good will hunting gang

Armand with a virgin s/o (including nsfw)

Lestat and Louis dating a girl who loves horror movies

Making out with Duckie Dale

Duckie Dale cheering you up

Cliff having a crush on you

Making out with Cliff

Making out with Bryce

Bryce having a crush on you

The Lost Boys with an s/o having an anxiety attack + fighting depression

The Lost Boys with a sweet and innocent s/o

The Lost Boys with a curvy mate

The Lost Boys fighting with their mates

The Lost Boys dating a shy short girl

The Lost Boys taking care of you when you’re hurt

Getting drunk with the Lost Boys would include

David x Laddies older sister

Making out with Edgar Frog

Being Married to Archie Costello

Going to the beach with Archie Costello

Making out with Archie Costello

Darrys girlfriend landing a job at a local cafe as a singer

Making out with Kenneth Wurman

Being Cindys friend and Ronalds crush

Harold Sherbico having a crush

Kim Kelly dating her polar opposite

Neil Perry dating an artist

Making out with Charlie Dalton

Jealous Charlie Dalton

Jealous Knox Overstreet

A study date with Steven Meeks

Spending the winter season with Neil Perry

Comforting Charlie Dalton after he gets expelled 

The dead poets walking in on Charlie and his secret, shy girlfriend 

Simon Boggs having a crush on Laneys friend

Faking It-Cindy Mancini falling for the girl who paid her to be her friend

Spike having a crush on you

Steff McKee having a crush on you

Marko having a crush on you

David having a crush on you 

Paul having a crush on you

Dwayne having a crush on you

Dwayne x vampire reader who dresses like Stevie Nicks

Making out with Keith Nelson

Meat having a crush on Peewees sister

Admit it- Mickey Jarvis and his future s/o having crushes on each other

Being a part of team USA and meeting Adam and Charlie

Dwayne Robertson having a crush on you

Sleepover with Bill and Ted (including nsfw)

Being pregnant with Ted Logans child

Starring in the schools Romeo and Juliet with Ted Logan

Ted Logan asking you to be his valentine

Spending Valentines day with Steff McKee

Spending Valentines day with Steven Meeks

Spending Valentines day with Keith Nelson

Spending your first Valentines day with Bryce

Wishing I Was Her (Nick Andopolis)

If You Want Out Just Say It (Ace Merrill)

Going on the Ferris adventure

Going on your own adventure with Cameron Frye

Making out with Randall ‘Pink’ Floyd

Travelling back in time with Marty McFly

Tommy Devito dating a chubby artist

Years Gone By (Michael Corleone)

Sonny Corleone dating his opposite

Phillipe Gaston x reader~ Fairy Tale 

Being Fulton's sister and Dating Dean Portman

Comforting Todd when he’s upset

Being married to Bill S. Preston Esquire

Being married to Ted Logan

Spending Halloween/October with Knox Overstreet

Making out with Knox

A will they, won’t they relationship with Seth Brundle

Falling in love with Edward Scissorhands

Dwayne Hicks with an Android!Technician s/o

Private Joker dating an artist 

Jareth falling in love with you

Being married to Matt Hooper and going to Amity

The way you make me feel~ John Bender

Being in a long term relationship with JD

J.D. with a chronically ill s/o

Archie with a chronically ill s/o

Making out with Ted Logan

Archibald Craven falling in love

Andy Dufresne falling in love

Nsfw Headcanons~ 

Group sex with the lost boys

Sam Emerson

Threesome with Obie and Archie

Armand

Archie Costello

(sub) Archie Costello

Obie

Johnny Cade

Cameron Frye

Duckie Dale

Blane

John Bender

Randy (Intruder)

Joey Donner

Kenneth Wurman

Keith Nelson

The Dead Poets Kinks

Knox Overstreet

Charlie Dalton

Steven Meeks

Todd Anderson

Neil Perry

Gerard Pitts

John Bender taking your virginity

Louis de Pointe du Lac

Dinger Holfield

The Lost Boys

JD

Randall ‘Pink’ Floyd

Benny O’donnell

Fred O’Bannion

Cliff

Bryce

Johnny Walker

George Mcfly

Brian Moreland

(sub) Perry Barnett 

Bill S. Preston Esquire

Ted Logan

Randy Meeks

Michael Emerson

Nancy Downs

Ray Stantz

Egon Spengler

Spike

Angel Guzman

Sgt. Hartman

Brad Hamilton

Douglas Quaid

Chris (night of the creeps)

Sonny Corleone with a shy, virgin s/o

George Mcfly getting jealous and being dominant

Grease Monkey (Keith Nelson smut)

Sins of the flesh and matters of the heart (David x reader + Dwayne smut)