#jeremy all snarky and sarcastic

[lohstandfound]

have i ever talked about my tomb raider au because im thinking about it again

[deeppenguinstudent]

Something that I'm not a big fan about in kevjean fics is when kevin is an absolute asshole to Jean. I feel like a lot of people forget how Kevin talks to Jean compared to how he talks to other people in general.

I'm honestly lazy to go through the entire trilogy, but this is the closest I can find to how Kevin treats well literally everyone. He's snarky and sarcastic and just an absolute hindrance to be around. Sure, he has his nice moments with the others, but I've never seen him consistently be nice to singular person besides Jean (and Jeremy of course).

Kevjean interactions in the book at the start were very animositic, from Jean's side obviously. There's so many parts where Jean was cussing out Kevin (for good reason), and Kevin either apologised or tried his best to just console Jean. I chose this one out of the rest because it just shows how intricate their relationship was at the Nest. I'm certain that Jean was the only one that Kevin could ever be himself without putting up a meek attitude or a fake camera smile to appease him.

Another one. Kevin is so patient with Jean, and he completely ignores every insult thrown at him because he knows Jean needs to get it out. He knows Jean's words aren't of malice but instead of pure hurt of what occurred.

I can talk about their relationship for HOURS. I felt like I had to just hop on and explain why whenever I see Kevin swearing at Jean or even just calling him like a whore indirectly is super OOC? Kevin didn't bring up the rumours once when they spoke and I feel like alot of people just take Kevin as a bitch and run with it as a form of angst.

When in actuality, Kevin was the one protecting Jean in the Nest. He was the only person who didn't use Jean and probably protected him from those asshole backliners who were pissy at him for being better. He bandaged Jean's wounds and made a promise that could get them both in serious trouble if Riko ever caught wind of it. Also, I believe that Riko did a lot of torturing Jean behind the scenes when Kevin was not present. Solely because of this here:

Why would Kevin tell him not to lie if he was there during the torturing? Kevin obviously knew about all of it because he helped bandaged him, but how many wounds and bruises did Jean hide from him? Jean was an extra in their duo, so Riko felt entitled and used him as a punching bag.

[monicaeidolith]

my OLBA MC, Sunny Last ☀️

(his backstory + close ups below)

Step 1 -

Sunny is a very shy and nervous boy, who's easily afraid of strangers (when he first saw Cliff, he ran away) and easily worried. Sunny hates getting in the middle of a conflict and will avoid taking a side if he can. He loves spending time at the beach, collecting seashells, reading books and going to the library, things that will never die down growing up.

When he met Cove, Sunny was initially worried about him, as Cove was crying all alone. Sunny gets fond of Cove and befriends him quickly. As "selfish" as it may sound, Sunny did wish Cove would never go away from Sunset Bird and stay with him.

Sunny doesn't have any romantic feelings towards Cove during that Step though, he only starts developing a crush on him some time before Step 2.

Step 2 -

Sunny remains a nervous person, in fact, it seems he has social anxiety, though he developed a more teasing and snarky side growing up. Whenever he is openly snarky depends on how close you are with him... or how pissed he is at you (side looking at Jeremy), otherwise he keeps whatever he's thinking for himself, like he often does for what he's truly feeling actually (unless your name is Cove Holden (doesn't apply to the subject of romance)). Ironically, he struggles to understand when a stranger is being sarcastic or not. Despite all that, he's someone you can rely on if you need.

His love for literature grew and he kinda wishes to be a writer. In fact, he writes some things sometimes, such as poems or songs that his cousin Lee could sing. While he isn't particularly a sporty guy, he loves surfing, swimming and playing volleyball. At 13, he started getting interested in jewellery specifically, to Lee's greatest joy.

During Step 2, Sunny starts feeling insecure about his physical appearance and doesn't like showing his body that much (but summer is kind of the "worst" season for that specific part). He thinks he's too "scrawny". Also doesn't he look weird for blushing for anything?

He's also conflicted about his feelings towards Cove: during this gap of 5 years, Sunny's feelings for Cove grew into something different than friendship and he doesn't know what to do about it. He never felt this way before, not with anyone else either. He's too scared to say a word about it to Cove directly, he doesn't want to mess up their friendship (classic.).

When it comes to romance in general, concepts like "love at first sight" don't really make sense to him. How can you fall for someone you barely know? Sounds like a myth.

Step 3 -

At 18, Sunny manages a bit more with his social anxiety, though he's still a bit uneasy around people he doesn't know. His snarkiness hasn't tone downed growing up... and sadly for him, his insecurities about his body haven't that much either.

18 years old is probably the age where the contrast between his clothing style and his name is the most ironic and the object of many jokes (none of them are ill-intended of course). But wearing black clothes won't change the fact he's his moms' little sunshine!

His interest for jewellery turned into the hobby of making hand-made jewellery, mainly with seashells, sea glass or pearls.

During Step 3, Sunny is now afraid of the future. He does have some projects for the future: going to college, specifically for studying literature and hopefully working in the writing industry (not necessarily as a writer like he wanted to at 13, just as long as he can write). And he was happy to find a part time job in the library he always loved. However, all of that means leaving Sunset Bird one day, and he's scared of that. He always lived in the same place, with his moms, with Cove as his next door neighbor, ... And Elizabeth leaving for college was already something... How much will things change?

About his relationship with Cove: Sunny knows for certain he's in love with him. But God forbid he actually tells him how he actually feels.

He also figured out his sexuality: he's gay and demiromantic (oooh so that's why love at first sight felt like a complete myth...)!

Step 4 -

His personality hasn't changed that much since Step 3 but one thing that changed is that he managed to outgrow a little bit his habit to hide his negative feelings from others, at least to a less extreme level. His social anxiety is still present of course, but he learned to live with it. He also learned how to love himself and feel comfortable with his body! It was hard but he did it!

Living away from Sunset Bird was also hard, very hard at first, especially since Cove confessed his love for Sunny at the end of the summer and then they had to be separated for long times. But it seems nothing could break their bond.

Sunny got a 4 years English literature degree and works pretty much on freelance writing now. (I'm not sure myself yet tbh, that may change in the future.)

the close ups!

listen the fact Sunny is kind of similar to Athena (my OLNF MC) is completely involuntary lmao

this is what happen when you keep on projecting bits of yourself onto your OCs

[the-elusive-bones]

Questions about your au:

Who is your favorite to write? And why?

Which character has been the most difficult for you to write?

Which characters personality has the most divergence from canon?

What is your most controversial change to the canon? Why did you change it?

And who would be most likely to fist fight somebody over a taco found in the dumpster behind a tacobell? [This is the most important question/j]

tbh Michael is my favorite to write bc he’s my little meow meow loser /j but seriously I like writing (and drawing) characters that go against the norm, which I think all the characters in my AU do, be it for better or worse.

William is honestly the hardest to write for me because there’s already such solid characterization from the books, and while I have a lot of complaints abt canon, I try to make every so often the feeling that something is off abt him but not make it overwhelming (this is also me complaining bc I want that to be a trait of all the Aftons’ and Emily’s lol)

Charlie’s character is probably the most divergent from canon bc she isn’t as sweet like most people characterize her as. She’s snarky, sarcastic, but she does care abt others. Also unlike a lot of AUs that are popular she is the oldest and was around the same age as Michael before she was killed.

My most controversial change is that Cassidy IS the Crying Child. The reason is it makes the most sense if you look at the games and its story, also the logbook when it says Cassidy and ITS ME I feel that more points towards Cassidy being the name of the Crying Child. Also I had this idea for a while and a youtube theory video I found def helped me formulate this conclusion.

And to the last question: Kyle (oc), Michael, and Jeremy (missing kid) would all equally fight for a taco in the dumpster behind tacobell

[jknerd]

NIMH AU: Martin

Full Name: Martin Brisby

Species: IM-Human + Human hybrid

Age: 9~10

Gender: Male

Other names: Martie, Oldest Brisby son, little knight of the Brisby family

Occupations: Student

Residence: Fitzgibbon’s tenant house (former), Jonathan Brisby’s Wheeled Manor (currently)

Family: Jonathan Brisby (father; deceased), Elizabeth Brisby (mother), Teresa (older sister), Timothy (little brother), Cynthia (little sister), Auntie Shrew (great-aunt)

Relationships: The Fitzgibbons (acquaintances), Drago “Dragon” Welker (acquaintance), Mr. Ages (acquaintance), IM-Humans (ally), Jenner (adversary), Sullivan (acquaintance), Justin (possible future stepfather)

Likes: Sword-fighting, games, Jeremy’s magic tricks, watching IM-Human guards training Dislikes: Unwanted suitors bothering his mother, the Fitzgibbons, Drago Welker, Jenner, Sullivan, Auntie Shrew’s overbearing behaviors, whoever offends or put his family in danger

Martin Brisby is a second child and first son of Elizabeth and late Jonathan Brisby. Little brother of Teresa, but big brother of Timothy and Cynthia. According to Elizabeth and Jonathan, Martin was born as a big baby and was most challenging for his mother to give birth among four children. Despite his mischievous manners, Martin never disobeyed his parents and is very attached to his mother. At school, Martin was sometimes mocked for being a “mama’s boy” but Martin retorts that it’s because they’re jealous that he has nice and pretty mom while they don’t. When Timothy was born weak, Martin made a promise with his father to protect him and made same vows when Cynthia was born.

When their father died, Martin and his siblings joined their mother attending to the funeral. He expressed displeasure of some people showing disrespect to late father and their mother Elizabeth when he saw them complaining that his father left a will for his family. He becomes extra snarky on whoever insulted or offended his family, sometimes picking a fight. There were also times he would pull pranks on his mother’s unwanted visitors so they’d leave her alone. When Jeremy was offered to stay home, Martin quickly befriended him for showing magic tricks and help them chasing the Fitzgibbons and Drago away from the Brisby home.

At the day Jeremy used magic to move the family house, Martin was one of the kids to actually flip off on the Fitzgibbons and Drago with a smug, bidding them goodbye. As the children of Brisby family was introduced to IM-Humans, Martin recognized some members of council who showed disrespect towards his mother and he showed temper when they remained rude to his mother; calling them “Rich Ripoffs” or asking if they need a “whambulance” in a sarcastic or mocking manner. However, Martin warms up to the guards of IM-Humans and wished to be like them, asking Justin if he can train him and later, Timothy, when his little brother gets better. Martin gets excited when Justin or Nicodemus tell him and his siblings heroic deeds their father Jonathan committed.

When the moving day for his family and IM-Humans came, he and his siblings stayed with Timothy. However, they were locked in Timothy’s bedroom when Jenner immobilized their home and his men kept them as hostages. While afraid at first, Martin sharply remarked that what they’re doing is betraying Nicodemus and Jonathan, calling them “ungrateful community traitors”. After death of Jenner, Elizabeth shielded her children from collapsing house but all were saved by her ruby amulet that was made by their late father Jonathan. 

At the day Elizabeth woke up, she found her children outside with Nicodemus who was showing them fully healed Timothy able to conquer the sunlight. While happily hugging his family, Martin panicked when his mother fainted from exhaustion. Although Martin showed distrust when Jenner’s men expressed gratitude to Elizabeth for saving them and apologized for their act of betrayal, Martin was excited of the news that Jeremy and Nicodemus can restore their family house that can also able to fly. While he was saddened he couldn’t visit IM-Humans much, he agreed with his siblings to exchange letters with Justin.

[bakerstreetbabble]

Granada TV Series Review: "The Crooked Man" (S01, E05)

"The Adventure of the Crooked Man," one of the stories from The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes collection, is certainly not one of the more memorable Holmes mysteries. After all, there is precious little deduction involved in the solving of the crime (which really turns out to be no crime at all). Half of the story is Holmes narrating the basic facts of the case which he's gathered to Watson. They travel to Aldershot to interview Henry Wood (the "crooked man" of the title), he confesses exactly what happened, Holmes gives a brief Scripture reference, and that's it. (It's an analogy to the story of David and Bathsheba, found in 2 Samuel, in case anyone wants to look it up.)

So I guess it's not too surprising that the writers of this episode found it necessary to change the flow of the story rather considerably. Much of the episode is told in flashbacks, the longest of which is Henry's "confession," performed to great dramatic effect by Norman Jones. Holmes and Watson are fairly unimportant to the story. Rather than narrating much of the story to Watson at the good doctor's home late at night, the writers choose to have Watson accompany Holmes in all his investigation, a wise choice, given the nature of the story. 

I found the drama of the episode engaging enough; indeed, it was far more interesting to watch than it was to read. However, considering Holmes and Watson's limited involvement in the telling of the story, it wasn't much of a "Holmes adventure." Still, there were a few little details that were enjoyable enough. The aforementioned performance by Norman Jones was quite good, and I was interested in Fiona Shaw's minor role as Miss Morrison, a friend to the unfortunate Nancy Barclay, whose husband's murder is the case under investigation. Harry Potter fans will recognize Ms. Shaw as Harry's unpleasant aunt, among a number of her other well known roles. 

Jeremy Brett's performance in this episode is a little odd: his surprisingly aggressive and unusual behavior as Major Murphy gives him the basic facts of the case is...unusual, to say the least. Through much of the episode, Brett displays a bit of a manic energy that is not really explained by the circumstances of the investigation. We are treated to a little scene at the end of the episode which has been added by the writers, wherein Watson does a bit of deduction himself, and gives Holmes a humorous, "Elementary, my dear Holmes," surely intended as a nod to the fans. I also smiled at a brief exchange in the middle of the episode, in which Holmes responds to Watson's theory of Col. Barclay being engaged in some "mild adultery." He sarcastically thanks his friend for "educating me in military morality." Snarky!

While not one of the more outstanding episodes from the Granada series, I still found it an enjoyable enough watch. If I had to assign it stars on a five-star scale, I'd probably give it a three...not incredible, but not completely a waste of my time, either. I'd love to hear from other Sherlockians what they think of this installment! Feel free to leave a comment.

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

@arosebyothernames THANK YOU!

Okay, so when I was making this world I only gave myself few rules

The characters Stay in character

Most people are just 'basic' people, Maybe able to create Light, small sparks in their fingers, or with basic Cyberware/prosthetics.

No retconning (Though things may change)

No Backwards Time Travel.

Death by natural causes (Old age, Cancer, allergies, ETC)

While death generally isn't preferable, it isn't necesarilly a bad thing, given that there is confirmed afterlives, depending on what one's beliefs are.

Everyone goes on a weird journey at somepoint. Everyone. "Jerry, the Butcher down the street, went out for milk one day and came back a month later having shut down an Dragonling Trafficking operation and came home with a husband, wife, and three kids." Stuff like this happens all the time.

Beyond that, The world is Earth, but there are Monsters, (Owlbear, Things like yokai) Monster Girls (Like MGE, but far less horny), Fantasy Races (Elves, Orcs, Werewolves), and Advanced Cybernetics and Robotics (Like Cyberpunk, the AI are supposedly not sapient)

None of these characters have names yet So we begin with

The Gunslinger.

Born in Japan, The Gunslinger's parents split after his Father (An American Immigrant) was found Cheating on his mom with another woman. He wasn't particularly popular as a child, but he had his friends, the Werewolf and someone else who is unimportant right now.

In Current Day, as an adult, he works at a Gun shop, and he takes his job VERY seriously, checking and and double checking licenses and seeing if any weapons have unregistered modifications.

He personally wields two guns, one is a generic Semi-Automatic modern handgun, chambered in 9mm, used to disable/injure with out killing the target, with his second pistol being one of his own design, dubbed "Mateba Opus" which is a 5-cylinder Revolver chambered in .50 AE. It fires from the Bottom cylinder, and the cylinder moves forward to be flush with the barrel, allowing it to be suppressed.

Mateba Opus is what he uses to Kill. He hasn't had to use it yet.

He only kills when it's him or his assailant.

As stated, he has some Ghost powers, which mostly manifests as "Death Sense" which lets him know how close to the grave someone is, allowing him to blind fire and hit true without much risk of hitting someone that wasn't his target. He wouldn't blind fire anyway, because he takes firearm safety VERY SERIOUSLY.

Other ghost powers include - Entering and Moving through the Spectral Plane (Very painful) - Soul sight (Very straining) - He's able to hold souls in their dying bodies, keeping the Body alive just a bit longer, just a few seconds to give someone a chance at survival (Very Painful for all involved, also this one is HIGHLY illegal outside of the Medical Industry)

A somewhat Snarky and very sarcastic, but deeply caring and hurt person, he would a great deal for those he considers friends and family. Far more of an acrobat than a brawler, and he's also fairly lucky.

He also has an elderly Cat named Jeremy. The cat may or may not die of natural causes. (Spoiler alert. It does.)

He has short black hair, brown eyes, and Pale skin. He often wears a hat of some kind alongside a face mask, with a sweatshirt, short-sleeve, jeans, and either sneakers or short boots.

5'7"

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The Werewolf

This guy is far more simple. He's a werewolf, and gunslinger's best Friend. He loves his family (As his friends are family.) American.

He's a good cook, and does his best to make sure Gunslinger's taking care of himself, because the GS often forgets to do that.

He can freeze things with his breath, and He also has generic Werewolf powers. There isn't much to say.

He has a rosy complexion, built like a strongman, constant 5 o'clock shadow, and very big arms for hugging his friends. his hair is short and warm brown, also has brown eyes.

6'7"

~~~~~

The Princess

So there aren't many places where tech and Magic entwine. Europe, especially deeper parts of Europe are very heavy in Western Fantasy stylizations, with castles and Western Dragons and the like.

She is the Princess of the Germanic Black forest, blessed with divine Druidmancy and Geomancy, she learns the ways of the earth, the roots, the rot, the rock. From the Tallest Boughs, to the deepest Metals, the oldest mountains to the youngest Fungi, she knows it.

Well.

She's trying to.

She's an Elf. Her parents are Charismatic, very versatile in their Magic, extremely High-Brow, and Very Stern.

The Princess, is not many of those things. She trips over her tongue, she's really only powerful in calling upon the forest and Earth to her aid, She enjoys the simpler things and more comfort foods, and she's immensely forgiving, Earning her ire for any stretch of time is a massive feat.

She's also very wild. While her parents tut and preach the manners of regality and keeping up appearances, she seeks freedom. She is more popular than her parents in terms of the general populace.

They fucking hate it.

She has a giant Arcane Mecha. She calls it Unterbrecher.

She is somehow paler than the Gunslinger, with Green and Amber eyes. Her hair is long and White. Her usual outfit is like, Armored robes? Very loose cloth with plates covering parts of her body, allowing freedom of movement and some slight protection.

About 5'4"

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The Assassin

As a catgirl She acts very much like one would expect a cat to. Quiet, observant, curt, and precise, while also maintaining curiosity.

A Mexican Immigrant, Her family moved up to the US when she was very young. Her mother and father own a restaurant. She loves the way they make Horchatas.

Her family is very happy and loving, constantly reaffirming their love and affection, and pride in each other, especially her given how quiet she is.

She is the black sheep of the family.

Her Weapon of choice is a custom made Gauss Rifle, which is powered by Nitrolozene Reactant Gum Cells (NRG cells.) She is often tasked with taking out threats to her boss, and she is VERY good at it. She is Licensed as a Class 4 Mercenary; Specialization Assassination.

She isn't particularly expressive in her face, but her tail and ears are a very good tell as to how she feels. She has a slightly darker complexion, especially noticeable against the very pale Gunslinger and Princess. Her hair is cropped and brown, with more more ruddy orange fur on her ears and tail. She wears a large, black trenchcoat with an internalized climate control system, sturdy black carpenters jeans, and chunky steel toed boots. Her eyes are Green.

5'7"

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The Boss

The Boss is the a leader of a gang, more than a mafia. I mean, they do run guns and illicit materials, drugs, etc, But they are far from evil, more like vigilantes. Like if you mixed Robin hood and Deadpool.

This loud, crass, foul-mouthed Cyborg can, will, and has crushed peoples skulls between her thighs, though her preferred of destruction is crushing them with her Coil Hammer, Ferrocious, a Custom made Magnetic-Dynamo Warhammer, which makes Super Sledges look like half-pound Ball Peens.

The Assassin is her Right hand, covering her when she need to get her hands dirty. She always like rolling in the mud. Good thing she can take a 40mm to the chest and only suffer mild arrhythmia and having the wind knocked out of her.

She is still (Mostly) only human after all. Far from invincible.

The Boss has a very Rectangular body shape, with broad shoulders and hips, and Abs you can Shred cheese on. Metaphorically. Her hair is waist-length, Brilliant Orange, very spikey and somewhat unkempt. Her eyes are still organic, colored Blue. The back of her legs are obviously enhanced.

6'0"

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The Idol

Arguably the weirdest of the group, given that she isn't supposed to fight in any capacity, She is the creation of a Malaysian inventor who wanted to bring his sister back to life in someway. Having always been a singer with dreams of her voice being heard by the masses, that's exactly what her Creator built her for, using the best parts he could find, because what he could find was better than what he could afford to buy.

The production of AI is HIGHLY Monitored, both by the government, to keep track of the populace, and the Corporations, because if an Conscient AI is in their employ, they need to treat them like a person, which they don't wanna do.

The Idol is a very sweet, optimistic, and selfless person, bearing in mind optimist doesn't equate to Naive or Innocent.

She is primarily a singer, but also plays an Electric Viola, that has keys on it like a hurdy gurdy, like most other personal Items on this list, is Custom made, and therefore very unique. It is made of scrap and thus her style is called "Scrap Punk." She is considered a "pop" star, but it's like. Weird music. Think omega-3 From Splatoon Salmon Run.

her dark-brown hair goes to her mid-back, and her skin is mostly Brown like Human malaysian people, but due to her jury-rigged Nature her Synth-Skin has blotches of lighter coloration, not unlike Vitiligo.

she has two primary outfits

Her Work Outfit: a dark blue Leotard, hot purple crop-top jacket and floofy skirt, Gunmetal grey leggings and mismatched boots. Her eyes are blue while she's on stage, and her hair is tied in twin tails using any thing she can get her hands on - Ribbon Cables, old copper wiring, Zip-ties, Etc.

Her Comfy outfit: Baggy sweater, parachute pants, no socks, hair loose, and her eyes are set to more of an Amber/Brown color.

5'10"

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I'm adding this last one for me

The Rival

The Idol's Rival is a short, petite - Imagine if Apple made an Android. Like Weiss but more Cutesy. She HATES the Idol, with her stupid height, dumb instrument, the fact that she's made of scrap so whenever something breaks she can just go out and find a replacement instead of waiting for days on end shut off until a replacement piece is manufactured and shipped because Idol's not a highly specialized "top-of-the-line" piece of hardware.

No, Rival isn't jealous of Idol! Idol with her stupid Grin, and infectious optimism, and gorgeous eyes, and the way she treats Rival with genuine kindness and like she's a person and not a product! Don't be ridiculous!

Rival wears her hair all bunched up in loops behind her head? It's long but always tied up. Grey eyes.

~~~~~

Anyway, that's the main cast (And side character) for this Story I call Life in a World such as This.

If anyone has good suggestions for names, I'm open to them.

PLease ask me about these people

They aren't related to RWBY, but I need to speak about them. please.

[casualcallahan]

My Human FNAF Character Headcanons (if a good chunk of them were separate characters) Part 1

Bit of a warning there will be minor mentions of disorders, despicable groups, disablement, and death so if these disturb you personally, skip this stuff if you will.

Protagonists (Part 1)

Mike Karl Schmidt (FNAF 1’s Night Guard)

Visually, he looks like Michael Afton, just with darker brown hair, more vibrant blue irises, and paler skin.

Personality-wise, he is sarcastic, a swearer, snarky, and lowkey streetsmart, his heart is in the right place, and can genuinely be nice to others (even if his snarky sarcasm is still there).

22-year old college graduate who forgot to pay off his college loans and went to Fazbear’s Pizza as a security guard because, strangely, there weren’t any jobs available at the time.

Has German heritage, and can speak in a faux-German accent if he wants to. A few idiots call him a Nazi because he has German heritage and a (faux) accent of one (even though he doesn’t hold any Nazi beliefs).

Survived a week at Freddy’s, the only one to be able to hear Phone Guy’s death and make it out alive, and decided to tamper with the animatronics’ AI and plunge it down to 0 as both a “Fuck You!” to Fazbear Entertainment and so that no other newbie will die in this fucking restaurant.

The only night guard at Freddy’s that survived a week at Freddy’s, the ones that didn’t either quit after the first or second night, got killed and their corpse stuffed in a suit or requested a promotion/got promoted to dayshift.

After his stint at Freddy’s as a nightguard, he paid off his debt eventually (by being a janitor at a high school) and permanently became an athlete later in his life.

Jeremy Cedric Fitzgerald (FNAF 2’s Nights 1-6 Night Guard)

Visually, he’s blonde, has brown irises, and has somewhat dark skin.

Personality-wise, he’s stoic, serious, nervous around others and friendly overall, he’s just really shy. Also a bit stupid.

A 19-year-old college student, went to Fazbear’s Pizza as a security guard because he thought it seemed to be a good job decision at the time.

Mixed race dude, white man for a dad and black woman for a mom. Racist kids at college call him a “gray guy” because of his parents�� different ethnic backgrounds.

After FNAF 2’s Night 6, he’s promoted to the dayshift, unfortunately, while keeping an eye on the animatronics, he gets bit by the Mangle in the forehead, and he becomes the victim of the event known as “The Bite of ‘87”.

After recovering from getting his forehead and frontal lobe bit off of him, he’s now afraid of two things, anything Freddy’s related and foxes. His family sued a lot of money from Fazbear Entertainment for his recovery in the hospital.

After his frontal lobe got bitten off of him, he’s paralyzed from the waist down and now has difficulty speaking. At least his friends and family are there for him, but his dream of getting a normal life is harder to achieve now.

Fritz Jake Smith (FNAF 2’s Night 7 Night Guard)

Visually, he’s a redhead, has green irises, and has a white skin complexion.

Personality-wise, he’s lazy, calm, amicable, and a bit gluttonous. Friendly and chill guy but don’t get in the way of his nap time or his friends and family.

18-year old high school graduate who’s currently looking up college adverts on the paper. Took the job as a “substitute nightguard” for Jeremy Fitzgerald because, while his dad (Phone Guy in my hcs) was supposed to fill his shoes, Fritz decided to take his place, out of knowing Fitzgerald as a friend and hoping to get paid.

White ginger who was made fun of when he was in high school for being a “redheaded loser”.

Knows that the animatronics in this establishment are hostile and aggressive from Jeremy, he decided to tamper with the animatronics’ AI to 0, somehow successfully tampered with all of them (except the Marionette’s, which he forgot) for easy pay. He got fired for it (along with forgetting to shower).

When he was tampering with the older models’ AIs at the Parts and Services room, he allegedly saw a yellow bear suit (Golden Freddy), and burnt it, people don’t know whether or not it’s true though.

Heard the Bite of ’87 from his dad, and wishes Jeremy to get well, sometimes sending gifts to him when he found out Jeremy was in the hospital.

Kevin Joseph Stefan Alfonso (FNAF 3’s Protagonist)

Visually, he has black hair and irises along with a light brown skin complexion.

Personality-wise, he’s very analytical of his surroundings, lowkey smart, both book-wise and street-wise but pretty energetic and emotional. Also, a pretty nice dude that likes to carry around matches because he likes to camp and bit of a mystery-solving geek, has newspaper clippings about all three Freddy’s locations (the one in 1983 (pre-FNAF 2), the one in 1987 (FNAF 2), and the one in 1992 (FNAF 1)) who likes to use String Theory with a board to solve these mysteries.

25-years old, works at Fazbear’s Fright as both a security guard and a suited performer. Also helps out with setting up the props of the upcoming horror attraction. The reason why he works here? To keep check with the rest of Frightful Cooperated (my hc of the company that runs this horror attraction), especially one of his co-workers, (Phone Dude) Peter. Also, this ain’t his first day on the job at Fazbear’s Fright.

Half-Latino and Half-Caucasian dude because of Caucasian mom and Latino dad. Can speak Spanish if he wants to.

After Frightful Co. found “a real one” (which is a rotting Springbonnie with a corpse inside it), he deducted that 1. This company is very stupid for not noticing a corpse inside the animatronic, 2. This probably contains the corpse of the elusive and mysterious killer “The Purple Guy”, and 3. He dubbed the animatronic “Springtrap”.

He met a ghost who goes by the alias “CC” during his time as a nightguard at Fazbear’s Fright, the ghost told him to “S A V E T H E M”, he didn’t know how, and so he asked how, the soul told him to save five of them and “use the arcade machines and I’ll leave clues for you along the way.” After doing just that, saving those 5 souls, the ghost thanked him and left him a gift as thanks, which is 3 canisters of gasoline.

After his 6th night of surviving “Springtrap” and hallucinations of old Freddy’s robots, with the help of those canisters and the faulty wiring in the building, he lit Fazbear’s Fright on fire with a match, with the green rabbit inside, in hopes of ending the killer back from the dead and what’s left of the Fazbear legacy for good.

Lewis Evan Afton (FNAF 4’s Child Protagonist)

Visually, a brunette with a peach-like skin complexion and has heterochromia, blue on his right, green on his left.

Personality-wise, before he got traumatized, he is a socially awkward, emotionally fragile child, but still a nice kid. Also is the Afton kid to be the least flawed and most approachable of the three despite his shyness. After he got traumatized, he still has his previous traits and is more of a scared crybaby and whenever he’s reminded of what traumatized him, he’s gonna act like he’s a war vet with PTSD.

9-year old and the middle child of the Afton family. Died when he turned ten at his birthday party, like canon, he’s the victim of “The Bite of ‘83” and is one of the main reasons that Fredbear’s Family Diner is shut down.

The thing that traumatized him and turned the kid into a crybaby and scaredy-cat with PTSD is unknown to a lot of people, even his family doesn’t know wtf made him become this. Some people make fun of his fear of animatronics, others kinda see the point but are just confused why he’s scared of these robots (At least until the Bite of ’83 happened).

Has a derogatory nickname “Crying Child”, though it mostly came from his hatred towards onions. Though, he has other nicknames like Louie, Louis (usually the names he’s called by), Ev’ (a shortened version of his middle name), Lou (by Charlotte and Gabriel), and Loulou (by Cassidy).

Has an accent that is a mix between British and French due to speech influence from British dad (William) and French mom (Olivia/my hc name for Mrs. Afton). This also makes all the Afton kids British-French Americans.

Nights 1-6 of FNAF 4 is just his nightmares during his time in his head-traumatized coma, meaning he never got to see Nightmare, only “Nightmare” versions of Fredbear and Fazbear quartet. He got put back together by his Fredbear plushie and due to me being a Goldenduo/Goldenboth believer, this somehow got him into the Golden Freddy suit. (Note: more characterization for Lewis on a later part.)

[uhthor]

who do you dislike the most among: iron man, hawkeye and vision?

HAHAHAHA HOOOOOOO BOY I GOTTA THINK ABOUT THIS

i mean..... i think LEAST has to be vision. because realistically he’s not done anything to make me hate him, i just hate him because he’s pointless, he’s red and ugly and he’s a robot... the fact he is part of one of the main mcu relationships BAFFLES me and the way nobody bats and eyelid at it and it’s just seen as normal? i just ... hate his existence LMFAOSKSKXJ

as for clint that more or less spawns from my hatred of jeremy renner because he’s a problematic disgusting asshole AND the fact that mcu clint is not deaf like comic clint. the erasure of his disability instantly makes me hate both the people who made clint this way AND renner for taking the role and not fighting it. he’s a white cis man in hollywood, he was not going to lose his job if he fought for accurate representation for his character in such a big movie that would mean so much to a lot of people. this mf has had abuse and attempted murder allegations thrown at him and still has jobs. i cannot fucking STAND HIM

ok but then tony.... i literally can’t stand him? it’d probably have to be him. when he’s on screen i’m literally filled with unbridled rage. he is arrogant and egotistical and not to even mention the cause of a LOT of the villains in the mcu...... how he had stans after AoU i’ll never know. not only does he blame things on other people but he’s literally rude as hell and i hate it. there’s a line between being snarky and sarcastic but he’s just straight up rude lmfao. a lot of it spawns from civil war i think because he hijacked steve’s last movie in what should be called AVENGERS civil war not captain america civil war AND he was stupid as fuck the entire time. don’t even get me started on how he treated steve and bucky? not even saying this as a shipper. yes, bucky killed his parents and he had every right to be angry at steve for knowing and not telling him, but to try and fucking kill bucky over something he did not consciously do? bucky was BRAINWASHED. he was NOT IN CONTROL? he did not kill them on purpose, nor did he have control over it, NOR did he ever feel anything other than remorse for everything he did. he literally tells tony as he’s choking him “i remember all of them.” and yet tony still tries to kill him over something he didn’t consciously do. it has always riled me because it’s one thing to be overcome with grief and anger over what someone did to your parents PURPOSEFULLY (t’challa wanting to kill bucky for killing t’chaka but then forcing zemo to live so he could live out his time in prison) but it’s another thing to be overcome with grief and anger over what someone did to your parents under brainwashing, manipulation, coercion and control and STILL blame them for it. i just can never get on board with tony. he’s unbearable. he’s a character that everyone thinks has suffered the absolute most in the mcu when he’s a white man born into money with daddy issues... get your privileged ass out of here. also not to mention i hate rdj’s problematic ass lol

edit: another point being the way he reacts to rhodey’s accident in civil war. it was fucking vision’s fault. he was the one that did it, sam had NOTHING to do with it and no part in harming rhodey at all, yet when he tries to walk over to tony to see if rhodey’s okay, tony blasts him. like FUCK OFF???? why the fuck would you do that? and then have no scenes after that of tony confronting vision about it/him just being fine with vision despite him being the one who did it? there was NO need for tony to even do that. it wasn’t fucking sam’s fault and he had nothing to do with it so why did they show tony blasting him away? sam is a human and tony blasted him for the attack on rhodey, that he didn’t do???? that could injure him. you don’t fight violence with violence????

another edit: WHY WOULD TONY BRING A CHILD TO A CIVIL WAR??? ARE YOU KIDDING ME??????????? he literally forced peter to join team im via blackmail when he 100% knew that if peter had the choice he would be on team cap. literally nobody can fight me on this. peter WOULD be team cap, as would nat

so probably in answer to your question it would be tony LMFAO. closely followed by clint and then vision. the next two people in this list for anyone that cares are quill and strange. it seems that i really do hate white men

tony, clint, vision, quill and strange stans do NOT interact because you literally won’t change my mind lmfao!

[its-laina-time]

Our Life MC Showcase Entry!

Totally didn’t come out of the void of lurk and finally make a tumblr account just so I could enter the Our Life MC Showcase by @gb-patch​ 

Nope, definitely not me. Well, here we are. Meet Aria May, our deadpan protagonist and unlikely companion of the wavy-eyebrowed Cove Holden (back off Jeremy, you’re just jealous).

(Wow, I sure hope that picture doesn’t post as big as it shows up on here. I dunno how tumblr works) Aria is - for want of a better phrase - the living embodiment of a poker face. Who knows, she might have been a star gambler, but our little sweetie fortunately has other plans in mind. She’s quite hard to read and it might seem like she’s not interested, but she means the best and just wants to be a good person, really.

She doesn’t take the money Mr Holden offers her, simply because she would hate being friends with someone only to find out they were paid to do it. Do unto others as you would have them do onto you, right?  The offer does pique her interest though when she does finally meet Mr Holden’s son, and that paves the way to their unlikely friendship. Though, I suppose they are quite similar in the sense that they’re both quite reserved and withdrawn. It’s just that everyone else she’s known has been around forever and ever - she’s never really had to put effort into getting to know someone before.

To her mums’ (I’m not American, alright) and Mr Holden’s delight, they gel pretty well, and Cove gets to see a hidden side of her: her tendency to make sarcastic, witty comebacks to everything. She’s a little bit snarky, to be perfectly honest, but she’s sensitive enough to know when to stop. I’m still a bit conflicted as to whether I want her to progress from Fondness to Crush or stay at Fondness. I suppose as long as the dynamic duo are together in some form, it will be alright. I’ll try both and see which one feels right.

Aria is really into the engineering side of things, but she’s a bit of an artist, too. (She still remembers when Cove first came to her house and complimented her drawings) She’s going to be an architect and move to the big city and get her break. Her life in Sunset Bird will never leave her, though (and neither will Cove!), and there’s a little bit of the sea in everything she designs. Because I have no self-control, have a Picrew of my little baby. I’ll draw her someday, I promise.

Boo.

Artist: @miwasiba on Twitter Picrew link: https://picrew.me/image_maker/190588

I think I’ve gone on for long enough now, haha. I’m sure you can tell I love her very much. And I love this game just as much - thank you so much for all the love and effort that has gone into this. You’ve brought so much joy to us all ❤ I hope Aria and Cove can build a nice life together.

[macbookpro-hard-drive]

HI HOW DO YOU WRITE CHARACTERS

hewwo! i can answer this! im literally gonna do a quick list of both deh and bmc characters for u under this readmore! :D

im gonna start with deh because smaller cast!

evan: 

isn’t so much stuttery as he tends to repeat things and uh stammer a bit here and there. stutters over his words sometimes but it’s more l-like this and uh, like… like this

evan hansen has anxiety. he is not anxiety. evan hansen fucks up and makes mistakes and probably internalizes a lot of things. very polite when in public but he can be a bit snappy (as seen w evans comment abt how zoe’s parents have never been poor i believe? it was something he said to zoe)

soft spoken, most of the time. probably not the kind of guy to vocally ask for things until he’s at a comfortable enough point that he feels like he’s not bothering you (same buddy)

i see evan as someone who gets frustrated with himself easily. not as a sense of “god i wish i were normal” but more of a “i should be able to do this, why cant i do this, i want to do this but i cant” because sometimes it’s just a matter of i literally cant do this and i dont know why? and god its so frustrating sometimes

jared:

jared kleinman is a fucking asshole and he knows it. very sarcastic and uses it to cover up his own insecurities, probably the kind of dude who laughs in your face when you tell him off when internally he’s just OH FUCK OH SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK

a lot of ppl write jared as being insecure abt his weight and tbh i don’t see that being a problem for him? i see jared as being insecure abt the fact he comes off very snarky and assholeish but he turns it around and tries to own it even though… that’s not something you want to be proud of? and he knows that

not the kind of dude who stops to assess his feelings. he powers through shit and insists he’s okay until he’s out of steam. i think it was psy who said he’s a “needs therapy boi” and tbh she’s right? 

can be very passive aggressive imo it’s something he really needs to work on.

arrogant, sarcastic, and just a big fucking dick who needs to learn how to watch his mouth.

zoe:

not an pure baby angel, by any means. we’re at a disadvantage because we only see zoe when she’s sort of grieving (because grief can and will come in different ways, and while i see her as not missing connor, i do think that her pushing away her feelings is a form of her grieving imo? it’s a weird thing to explain but there’s a part of zoe that does miss (the old) connor’s presence as w the fake emails evan “gave her her brother back” (albeit a very fake version of connor) and sort of standoffish when it comes to the subject of connor

a bit of an ambivert. extremely outgoing when she’s around her friends or when it comes to music and other things she loves.

very individualistic! her style tends to have doodles on her clothes, she dyes her hair a lot, she probably would be the kind of person to make her own jewelry!

very sweet. the castng call for zoe describes her as being the kind of person who learns the names of the kids who sit alone at lunch and thats she goes out of her way to be nice to people since. connor. yeah.

thats all ive got for zoe but u can always send questions in and i can say yes or no after i ask my pals too

alana:

smart gal! valedictorian! president! i love her! tends to overshare a bit. anxiety + depression gal.

probably into gardening tbh? i can see alana having succulents in her room and maybe a dog that just chills with her.

dont be afraid to make alana mouthy. alana is someone whos extremely headstrong in her actions imo and does what she believes is right, even if others dont believe that. like… think about the fact that she literally published what was believed to be connor’s suicide note because she thought it’d get them the last bit of help they needed for the orchard. it literally fucked the murphys over - but she never considered that?

very much an extrovert. just really wants to belong, man. very optimistic on the surface but i can see her being a little less so underneath. she looks on the bright side because if she doesnt, she doesnt know who will and idk i dont think alana’s the kind of person who just... lets that risk be there.

connor:

we dont kno much abt connor in canon but uhhh…. i can see connor as being a loner, sort of aggressive by accident (tbh this dude’s probably used to people being a dick to him so he’s just sorta standoffish in response) but like… whenever i write connor i usually write him as getting better? he’s gotten the help he needs and he’s doin better 

artsy depressed dude. poetry, painting, ect - whatever u want tbh. i just see connor, with help, finding himself in art or something creative (theatre and music included! u do u!)

very much a reader. this dude both has a lot of books on his bookshelf and a lot more books he hasnt fucking read because hes terrible at reading new books. (i personally hc he loves all of poe’s work)

to sorta sum connor up: bold, but not outgoing. caring, but not obvious with it (once he gets help btw). easily angered but sometimes he just doesn’t fucking know why and that frustrates him further. troubled.

honestly if u want to see one of my fave connors - check out @ask-sincerely-memes​! i rly love how they portray all three of the boys, but connor is by far my favorite! (mod con and/or mod ev if u read this i love u)

OK ONTO THE BMC FUCKERS if you want to kno abt the adults for either show then feel free to ask

jeremy:

anxiety boy, but not evan hansen level of anxiety. more just… self deprecating, not super confident in himself, probably underestimates himself a lot.

jeremys hard to explain sometimes because a lot of his actions and dialogue comes naturally since i can actually relate to jeremy a lot, personality-wise? a really good fact to throw out there is i don’t think jeremy’s the kind of guy who just goes for stuff sometimes. he has to sorta be hyped up by others imo. michael motivated him to sign up for the play, rich and michael both played parts in getting him squipped (michael in the aspect of “lets check this out and see if its legit” bc i doubt jeremy would have genuinely done that on his own).

which really means jeremy isnt the kind of guy to just… confess things, unless it’s built up enough (i.e. jeremys confrontation w reader in unlonely since it was a conversation he’d been thinking about for a bit). in canon, he didnt really… confess to christine without the help of alcohol (at the halloween party) or without other people building him up (voices in my head). 

im literally rereading jeremy fics rn because im trying to come up with a good way of describing him

extremely horny teenage boy. hormones suck. for anyone who writes nsfw: i dont see jeremy being incredibly kinky and sexual and dominant (god forbid) his first fucking time having sex. especially if its both him and the readers first time. sex can be clumsy. you can laugh during sex. but also sex smells. like… once you’ve smelled it, you fucking know it - its just a weird combo of sweat and bodily fluids. 

that last part was just a PSA for ppl.

lightweight boy. a lot bolder when drunk. thank you.

honestly if u have any questions abt jeremy, i can try to answer them more specifically but this is as general as i can get.

michael

not an uwu anxious depressed innocent baby boy uwu. remember that michael literally withheld the mtn dew red from jeremy because he wanted an apology. remember that michael wouldnt have been squipped because michael had been completely comfortable with who he is. michael likes his place. he doesn’t want to be cool and popular - he likes who he is. michael in the bathroom was a peak moment of michael finally letting go of emotions he’d been withholding - jeremy calling him a “loser” was the final straw that broke him. thank u this has been a psa.

a goofy boy. probably snorts when he laughs and im not projecting there what are you talking about-

okay, canonically: likes video games, likes retro shit (probably the kind of nerd who LIVES for arcades and record stores and vintage clothing stores even if he doesnt mix that into his personal style), very into music. there’s a lot you can do with this! 

imo he’s very caring? like. okay, yes he did withhold mtn dew red from jeremy - but michael still went through the trouble of finding and obtaining that in order to deactivate the squip. i think michael’s a fairly understanding dude, even if he has moments of anger.

just a very warm person. probably the kind of person who stops and makes sure people are okay when he notices they’re upset.

sometimes impulsive. sometimes very restless, imo. bouncy boy. 

like w jeremy - you can absolutely send me questions abt michael (or anyone tbh!) and i’ll answer them the best i can! im by no means an expert but ive got pals i can bother in order to help get a solid answer :3

christine

chriiistiiiiiiiiine, the love of my life. a gal w ADD! please don’t forget that! i personally hc that she got into a theatre as a way of like… sort of getting energy out since she’s fairly restless??? track girl christine….. also good

loves herself a lot tbh! like. in the show, its canon that she has stuff to figure out but i personally think christine loves herself and her body and is proud of who she is?

very friendly, very open, very passionate abt theatre! these are basic facts lmao

very sweet! very smart! she’s like... The Girl in all the movies that everyones like “oh no i love her” bc shes just a bubbly gal

writing christine is really hard to describe sometimes. like with all the characters, i write what feels right and sounds right to me and to others.

but like... to be honest, as long as you stay a bit happy and supportive and loving with christine - you’re on the right track.

jake

god - one of my favorite boys to write sometimes because there’s a lot to do with jake’s character

he’s the ultimate cool dude in high school. probably the kind of dude who would join a frat in college. handsome, popular, flirtatious - you fucking name it man.

sorta effortlessly popular and cool. there’s problems underneath - considering his family - but it’s hard to see that he has flaws when everything just comes so easily to him.

a very caring and sweet dude tbh. his friends mean a lot to him and he’s the kind of boy who carries your books and asks where you’re going and how you’re doing

he makes mistakes. he gets aggressive and protective and just angry physically - he did try to attack jeremy, albeit drunk, based purely on the idea that jeremy was having sex w chloe - so like... that’s a good thing to acknowledge

i said hes flirtatious and he is - without realizing it. someone probably has called him out on it and he’s like “sorry what?” bc he was caught up in talking to someone and not realizing that the dillinger charm never went off. because it never goes off. rip.

rich

GOD, my FAVORITE BOY, the LOVE OF MY LIFE, i love him.

squipped: aggressive. a bully. stinky. 0/10.

post-squipcident: getting better. sorta numb at first before happy, outgoing rich resurfaces because He’s Fine! Do Not Worry! but y’know like... he definitely has a lot of problems with what he did and who he was while he had the squip

a bit sensitive imo. easily upset on certain topics, easily angered on others. really misses his mom (i hc she died and his dad took up drinking as a coping mechanism and its mainly rich and his older brother relying on each other but thats just me tbh.)

rich is tricky to write when it comes to his home life. while i see rich’s dad as being a loud drunk, others see him as being physically abusive and so forth and - okay, that’s your decision, but please make sure you’re being respectful and you post trigger warnings because some people are in abusive homes and it’s not a fun thing to read. 

great sense of humor imo. flirtatious but in the more obvious “haha hey lets bone ;)” way. alternatively: flirtatious with squip, floundering a bit without it because all he knows is “haha hey wanna fuck” 

would probably fight a dick for his pals. rly just loves his friends even if he doesn’t show it.

chloe

chloe is a bit hard to write without saying “shes kind of a bitch” but like... she is and she knows it and she fucking owns it.

casting call: “ confident, crass, sexy, manipulative, and downright mean at times”

so like. she’s nowhere near bein a sweet angel baby uwu

has problems. explore them. she literally was down to fuck brooke’s boyfriend since jeremy was dating brooke yknow. part of it could be alcohol but like... dont ignore that fact. like. she probs needs to talk to both brooke and jeremy.

i think of chloe as someone who can see the potential in others tbh. gets slightly annoyed when people arent achieving what they could - but i like to imagine she gets it after a while since some ppl dont have confidence and such. 

yknow the kind of people that take charge when the situation calls for it? that’s chloe. she’s very much a leader. cunning, ambitious - she’s fucking ready.

brooke

more of an angel i guess? sweet, a bit insecure, and a little more caring. not very dominant in situations - tends to be more of a follower (as shown w her and chloe’s friendship)

very caring actually. she literally followed jeremy out and said “uhhh he was kind of a dick to women but i know u like eminem” upon his death in the show??? like??? she literally went to check on this boy.

imo she sorta needs to learn to be bolder. to not take shit. shes probably the kind of person who says yes to a lot of things even if they’re conflicting bc she doesn’t want to like... bother someone and make things worse

emotional, imo. fairly feminine.

its hard to keep describing sdfkjhds sorry

jenna

not popular. remember that she wanted people to be interested in her, which is why she gossips a lot

probably tends to overhear half of the gossip. other than that, i can see her easily finding shit out bc she has eyes Everywhere

bold, fairly extroverted, probably really fucking smart tbh. give her love. she deserves it.

thats both at me and everyone else. jenna rolan ily...

very much a big sister figure, post-squipcident. theres this kdrama i was watching where the main protag lives w a couple other girls and one of the oldest one of the bunch is very much a big sister figure that will call other people out on their bullshit because she knows protag isnt the kind of person to do that? thats jenna. and chloe, but mostly jenna.

probably the kind of person who wants to be helpful imo. she likes feeling useful.

[dfnews]

Episode Recap of "Jinger and Jeremy's Little Surprise"

First Aired August 13, 2018

1. Benessa and the adorable duo go to visit a goat farm. They feed goats and try goat cheese and that's about it.

2. JinJer are back in Arkansas so Jinger can take photos of the little girls for their album cover and to reveal her pregnancy to the family. JinJer, Jana, Jessa and Hank, Mama and Pops, and the girls head out for the photo shoot. Since Michelle and Jim Bob went along I'm sure they knew about the "little surprise" that was going to be announced. They don't usually hang out at photo shoots. Jessa is there to act as kid wrangler for Jinger. Jinger talks about her photography hobby and how she got a lot of practice taking pictures of her family. No kidding! She wasn't allowed to do anything without her family growing up. In the Duggars' local newspaper they had an announcement recently about Deanna Duggar creating an incorporation called "Happy Hearts LLC". I didn't know what that was until the CD came out. It looks like Deanna will be the girls' manager and will be using them for future projects. I'm sure Jim Bob is the girls' financial manager. The girls are directed by Jessa to walk in a circle holding hands which Hannie says, "Is really weird." I agree.  In the end, Jim Bob is told to take a photo of Jinger and Jeremy together and they hold up a surprise "We're Expecting" sign. Everyone seems surprised except Jordyn and Josie who have trouble reading the sign. They're just confused.

3. Joystin are heading out on a babymoon and as usual it's going to take place in the deep dark woods. Can't those two ever visit a city? At least a place that has a population of more than 19 people? Austin helps Joy put on her socks and boots which I'm pretty sure he had no choice about if he ever wants Joy to leave the house because she can't reach those darn tootsies anymore. At least she's not wearing her construction sandals. The yurt TLC rented for them is the fanciest yurt I've ever seen. It even has a spiral staircase to remind Joy of home in the tin mansion. The staircase leaves to a loft which must have been fun to sleep in except if you're 8 months pregnant and have to pee every half hour. They decide immediately upon arrival to go fishing on an ice covered pond. Joe and Kendra reenacted the movie Titanic on their honeymoon, maybe Joy and Austin were trying to top them. They catch nothing but pneumonia and then head back to shore where Austin jumps off the boat, complains about his hands being cold, and walks away leaving can't bend over Joy to fend for herself. They eat chicken for dinner and Austin makes a comment about something being burned, he seems to be in a bad mood, and then they work on their baby's baby book. Austin had a baby book but it seems Joy didn't. That's what happens when you're the ninth kid, or the fourth like me.

4, Josiah heads to Lauren's family house to get a free beard trim and a haircut. This is what I sarcastically call productive courting. Lauren gets personally acquainted with Josiah's receding hairline and nose hair while trimming his stache which causes Si to twitch like a witch. Josiah has trust issues. He doesn't trust Lauren's ability with scissors and he has self-control issues because he won't shut up through-out the whole process. This getting acquainted exercise in courtship probably should have warned Lauren to run. Si thinks he's funny but he's a total lame brain. Anyway,  I like Lauren. I feel she has a snarky side to her which will come in handy as she attempts to survive in that family for the rest of her life.

5. After the photo shoot they all head back to the penitentiary for a big family dinner. Do they ever have small family dinners? As Jeremy says the blessing he announces Jinger is preggers. I'm sure you can imagine how they all reacted and I don't have to describe it here. We've seen it twelve times now, well except for a few that happened during scandals. Too bad Josh and Anna and Jill and Derick had to hide in the prayer closet during the filming of the dinner. This happens in every family who have outed homophobes/transphobes, sex abusers and adulterers in their midsts. I wonder which Duggar couple is next to join them in the prayer closet. Now that Derick has been silenced from making controversial extremist christian remarks on social media so he can make it through secular law school, another Duggar will have to take his place online.  Will it be Joe, John, Josiah? Will Ben be forced back online more to promote the Duggars' extreme positions...or maybe Austin and Jeremy? Just wait. It will happen again.

[lilulo-12fanfiction]

Temptations- Part 3

Imagine that you’re Elena’s older sister. You were dating Damon and walked in on them kissing while bringing Klaus’ blood to save Damon’s life. He and Elena grew closer and you pulled away. When Stefan comes back and shuts his humanity off you find yourself seriously attracted to his dark side and he starts flirting with you because he can tell.

I have zero idea how to create a hyper link for Tumblr. So first two parts are below.

Part 2: https://lilulo-12fanfiction.tumblr.com/post/167959444610/temptations-2-unknownwonder-wicked-laugh

Part 1: https://lilulo-12fanfiction.tumblr.com/post/166952859300/temptations-imagine-that-youre-elenas-older

@kaitlynw011 @unknownwonder @wicked-laugh @sassymcgonagal1651@alexa040004

You couldn’t stop thinking about the kiss you and Stefan had shared. It consumed your thoughts. It had been 3 weeks since you last saw him and you were avoiding him. Things with you and Elena were frosty before. After your argument, it was a deep freeze. Ric had given you the keys to his apartment to stay there. He and Jeremy couldn’t take the tension between the two of you anymore. You were digging the keys out from your bag when you felt a pair of eyes on you. You glanced up and saw Stefan standing outside of the door, leaning against the wall, arms crossed. He was so damn sexy. You groaned in frustration. “You’ve been avoiding me.” “You’re perception skills are astounding.” You said in a dry sarcastic tone. You were tired and upset. Ric had basically asked you to leave your own house. It hurt. You were lonely. Once again what Elena needed was the priority. “Someone’s cranky.” He scoffed. “Yeah. You can thank yourself for that.” He tilted his head. “Last time I saw you, you were anything but cranky.” “Don’t start. Because of you flirting and messing with me while Elena is around she and I got into a huge fight. I basically got kicked out of my own damn house because it was so uncomfortable for everyone.” A sob slipped out of your mouth. You leaned against the wall and slid down to the ground to sit. The last thing you needed was him mocking you for being upset. But he didn’t say anything. He slid down next to you. “With everything going on, it’s really not safe for you to be alone.” You looked over to him. “Don’t tell me you turned your humanity back on and care.” “No- just stating the obvious. Klaus is volatile as ever, his crazy father is most likely lurking. You could end up as collateral damage. Pack a bag, you’re staying at the boarding house.” “Yes because that will remedy the situation.” “Look- you bitch that everyone caters to Elena all the time. That she is made a priority. Make yourself a priority. Make sure you’re taken care of. She could have told you to stay, instead she’s letting you be alone. Damon is over there all the time. At my house Rebekah is there.” You nodded. “Okay.” He took your hand and helped you up, he followed you into the apartment and waited for you to pack your things and follow him back to the boarding house

“Why do you have bags?” Damon inquired when he saw you follow Stefan in. “Your girlfriend made her a pariah in her own home. She shouldn’t be alone because Elena is a wench” you heard Rebekah respond for you. “What she said” Stefan quipped. “It’s not like we don’t have the space.” He added in. “Are you two a thing now?” Damon’s voice was snarky. You turned and glared at him. “No. It’s just that apparently ripper Stefan has more regard for me and my safety than you and my cousin do. Which is sad. But keep claiming that you want to be with me Damon. Maybe I’ll believe it.” “I thought I was your sister?” You heard the pain in Elena’s voice. “Of course you’re here. Let’s make a deal this will be my territory and you have the house I grew up in. You and Damon can convene there.” “Maybe if you’d apologize-“ “You want ME to apologize. Get over yourself Elena. I get that everyone has given you and over inflated ego. But I’m done. You aren’t the only person that matters. I know people make you feel that way, especially Damon, but you bulldoze people. And I’m tired of being ran over.” You turned away and headed upstairs to pick a room with Stefan following you, a smirk on his face.

You threw your bag into the room. You were seething. Elena and Damon made you so angry. You had one hand on your hip the other was pinching the bridge of your nose. You jumped when you heard the door close. You turned and saw the cocky expression on his face. “Calling her your cousin was a nice touch. Pretty ruthless. I didn’t think you had it in you.” “I wouldn’t have said it if I knew she was here.” “Don’t be weak.” You narrowed your eyes. “Feelings don’t make me weak. Turning them off does” “Pretty brave insulting a vampire with no humanity.” He closed the space between the two of you. He was so dangerously close to you. “It’s because I don’t care anymore.” You tried to sound flippant. But his proximity to you drove you crazy. Your voice came out weak and breathless. You knew he could hear his eraddic your heart beat was. “I seriously doubt that.” He whispered in your ear. Your hands gripped his muscular arms. He nipped at your ear the way he did when he showed up in your house. He dragged his lips down your neck and you dug your nails into his arms which encouraged him to start kissing your neck that garnered a moan from you. He brought his lips to yours with an electrifying kiss. You knew this was wrong but with the way he was kissing you, you couldn’t remember why. All you knew was that you wanted him as much as he wanted you. You let him slide your jacket off and you stepped out of your shoes and he slid his off. Before you knew what was happening he had picked you up so that your legs were wrapped around his waist, his lips never leaving yours as both of your hands were holding his face. He laid you down on the bed, he stopped kissing you for a moment and he studied your face. You saw a flicker of something in his eyes, you just didn’t know what. He quickly slid off your jeans leaving you in a tank top and panties as he stood and took his pants and shirt off revealing his tight boxer briefs and muscular body. And then he was on top of you kissing you again. You knew where it was leading but you didn’t have the power to stop it this time but most importantly you didn’t want to.

[catboythorfinn]

I’m finally done, but this is my fatesona, Jerelyn!! or Jere, for short. I’m still working on her story and other details so her story may change over time but here’s some info about her that I currently have under the cut:

HER BIO HAS BEEN UPDATED AS OF 3/31/18 !!!

So some of her info, including age, birthday, height, appearance, and some personality traits are all based on me, so yes it is a coincidence that she shares her birthday with Siegbert lol

Name: Jerelyn (ジェレリン, Jererin)

Alias: Jeremy (before recruiting) (ジェレミー, Jeremii)

Age: 18

Gender: female, but disguises herself as male first

Pronouns: she/her (he/him when disguised)

Birthday: May 28th

Orientation: Bi/Pansexual

Class: Troubadour

Generation: First

Appearance: Jerelyn has fair skin, dark brown (almost black eyes), and has glasses. Her hair is black with red streaks (it’s not too out there considering Peri has blue/pink hair) and is a little on the short side. Her body type is short and slightly curvy, but due to her small bust, is able to easily disguise as a male. She is female, both biologically and her gender. Her outfit is the basic male troubadour outfit with different shades of red and black, and she wears glasses. Her left boot is a darker red than her right boot. (explained below)

Personality: Jerelyn is an introverted person and likes to keep to herself, and is assumed to be someone shy and quiet. It’s hard for her to open up people; and instead likes to insult, be mean, be rude, and push people away when someone shows an interest to her. Before joining Corrin’s army, Jerelyn was very close to someone, eventually dating them. Said person became abusive and toxic towards Jerelyn, completely destroying her confidence and self esteem, among many other issues. After said event happened, Jerelyn swore that she’d never get close to someone again and, having a low self esteem and a (now) raging inferiority complex, became someone she hates: someone rude with no respect for others, which in turn, caused her to not make any friends in Corrin’s army. Jerelyn has a short temper and gets irritated easily, which makes her snarky and sarcastic when she’s in a bad mood. She loves to play pranks on others for laughs, mostly to cheer herself up. She also swears. Like a lot. Her favorite hobby is drawing, she’ll draw landscapes, her horse, even people in Corrin’s army just to pass the time between battles. Jerelyn seems to focus on her tasks too much, such as her chores, her duties, her drawings, etc., which causes her to not be self aware of her surroundings and a generally clumsy person (not as bad as Felicia though), which explains why she’s always wearing a different colored boot (She explains how in her defense, one is barely darker than the other and no one would really notice it anyways). She’s practically blind without her glasses, so once she loses them or they break she can’t go out and battle or else she’ll get herself killed.

Relationships: Father: Mother: Siblings: Levi (younger brother) Relatives: Happy (family cat), Titania (horse), Rin and Emiko (children if she achieves an S Support)

Family Line Of Work: Her parents are teachers Family Background: Nohrian Best Friends: Fatesona Supports Friends: A+ Supports Love Interests: Corrin lmao, also she’s had a crush on every fatesona mentioned below

Extra Information:

>The reason why Jerelyn joined Corrin’s army in the first place was because Corrin wouldn’t stop pestering her to join, so Jerelyn reluctantly joined (but secretly was glad that she joined, as she’s always alone and thought a change of environment would help her overcome her heartbreak/broken trust). Corrin’s reasoning was because they saw the good in Jerelyn, how caring she is and how much she seemed to enjoy helping others. ((M!Corrin also just thinks she’s cute))

>Even though Jerelyn has a large distrust of others, her reasoning for joining the army is her want of helping others, which overrides her want to distrust others. Corrin reminded her of someone she was close to…

>Her reasoning for disguising as a male is she wanted to reinvent herself. After the heartbreak, she cut herself off from her ex and decided; she’s going to totally reinvent herself. She cuts her hair really short (her hair previously was a similar length to female!Corrin’s default hair) to symbolize a new beginning. She also dyes her hair red, to stand out and not be recognizable from her previous image. She chooses to crossdress specifically because she doesn’t like the female troubadour outfit; and decided to go the whole way with being male by also faking having a deeper voice, trying to seem taller (and failing), and trying to act “manly” and traditionally masculine. This act is put to a stop once she joins Corrin’s army, after they discover that she isn’t actually male.

>With the whole idea of reinventing herself; Jerelyn also vows from that day that she will never, ever, ever become close to someone again. She will refuse to trust any new person she encounters, thinking that they will take advantage of her when she’s most vulnerable and hurt her again. She insists that “they aren’t really being nice to me, they’re just pitying me. They’re just trying to be nice. They’re planning on taking advantage of me.” etc. She becomes less trusting, less optimistic, less nice. She instead turns into someone pessimistic, with a bleak outcome on life. She pushes people away (as shown when Corrin tries to recruit her), she becomes rude and insults others to get them away from her. She fears that she’ll be hurt again by someone she loves.

>Jerelyn has a scar on her right breast (two scratches) that come from the person who betrayed her (exact cause of scar is unknown). Aside from that, she has some scratches and scars due to her brother’s cat biting and attacking her.

>She’s really really picky and if the mess hall makes something she doesn't like, she probably won't eat that day. Her least favorite foods of all time are vegetables and tends to eat preferably sweets.

>A (main) reason for Jerelyn being a healer is because (metaphorically), she didn’t have anyone to heal her own wounds when she was going through a toxic/abusive relationship. She acts this way in the hopes that others will treat her the same.

>Jerelyn is NOT a morning person at all, she hates rising early and is a Night Owl. If she could she would stay in bed/sleep till 3 pm. It also explains why she’s always grumpy on early missions, she just wants to catch up on sleep.

>Jerelyn actually hates bathing in front of others and will often try to bathe when everyone is asleep (so ranging from anywhere between 11 pm and 3 am). She will sometimes sneak around the mess hall around these hours to eat or look for a snack. Because of these habits, Jerelyn has bags under her eyes and doesn’t have a proper sleeping schedule.

>Her horse’s name is Titania, she’s had her since Jerelyn was 11 years old.

>Jerelyn’s family consist of her parents and her younger brother, Levi (15 years old), as well as Titania and her brother’s cat, Happy.

>Jerelyn will sometimes have nightmares about her past relationship and the abuse, or of her family being disappointed in her/disappear when she arrives back home. Due to these nightmares she is unable to sleep most of the time, which is why she’s always napping on her free time.

>She has a short temper as mentioned before, and Jerelyn is the type of person to cry when she’s angry. She hates people seeing her in that kind of state so she either isolates herself in her tent or rides Titania to a “secret” spot where she cries and eventually tires herself out onto a nap or calms down and draws something (( cough cough Corrin cough cough ))

>In said “secret” spot, apart from crying Jerelyn goes there to draw, to just ride Titania, or to nap. There's an amazing view of mountains and skies and it helps her focus on her drawings.

Good Habits: She likes to help people and is one of the reasons she became a healer, she wants to help others and can’t stand seeing a person who is hurt or without help, despite how mean she acts. She is actually really caring for others in Corrin’s army despite her though exterior.

Bad Habits: She (was) a bit too trusting and the feeling still lingers on, gets irritated easily/has a bad temper (and thus begins to make snarky and sarcastic comments), her clumsiness can lead to bad situations sometimes, she swears a lot, she pushes everyone away, she has a inferiority complex and believes to be inferior to the other healers in her army, and just inferior to everyone in general. Jerelyn is also someone who gets jealous easily.

Likes: drawing, sweets (such as cakes, teas, and candies), playing pranks, the rain, cold weather

Dislikes: the heat, her height, rude people, coffee Hobbies: drawing/painting/art in general, watching the clouds, napping, playing pranks Fears: heights, insects/bugs, abandonment/loneliness, broken trust, heartbreak, being found by him again, death Favorite Food: Meat, Cakes (would love to try Hoshidan dishes given the chance), SWEETS!!!! Favorite Drink: Tea Favorite Animal: Cat Favorite Color: Red

Favorite Season: Autumn

Dreams:

>She honestly wishes she could spend the rest of her life with someone she loves, and that they’ll treasure her and won’t betray her

>If not a Significant Other, at the very least she’d like a best friend she can trust and tell anything to without them backstabbing her in the future.

>One day she wants to give up being this mean person and be back to someone more positive

>To be remembered as someone caring, someone who is extraordinary at healing/art, not someone who was rude/mean/uncaring

>Not necessarily a dream; but after the war if she ends up with a SO or a Best Friend, her distrust instinct slowly goes away and is able to willingly trust others now. She also grows out her hair the way it used to be and is much happier with who she is and the people she surrounds herself with. Origin: Jerelyn comes from a pretty normal family, nothing really wrong with it. Despite her very rocky relationship with her parents, her family has never had any problems. She had always been curious about healing and medicines, and decided from an early age that she was gonna be a healer, since she felt like she wasn’t a strong enough fighter. Jerelyn has always had an inferiority complex growing up, always feeling like she was never enough and that her best efforts weren’t good enough, which slightly skewed her perception of herself. Upon meeting a boy when she was around 16-17, she fell in love with him and they soon began dating. Their relationship however turned abusive and toxic, with her boyfriend abusing her mostly emotionally and mentally, sometimes physically (note her scars on her right breast). He made her feel worthless about herself, he made her feel as if no one would want her, he made her feel like he was the best she was ever gonna get. The relationship eventually made Jerelyn somewhat dependant on him, and was a very unhealthy relationship overall. This relationship, her first relationship, left her with an unbelievably low self esteem and no self confidence whatsoever, as well as boosted her inferiority complex and made her believe that she will never be good enough. By the time she was 18, after one instance where he attacked her physically (gaining her scars on her breast), she had decided that enough was enough, she wasn’t gonna take any more from him. She felt robbed of her first relationship, this isn’t what a normal and healthy relationship should look like. She ran away in hopes of cutting him off of her life for good, leaving her past behind her. She never told her family where she was heading, and the thought about her family’s reaction to her disappearance, and thoughts of her family in general still lingers on and keeps her up at night sometimes. Once she ran away, she reinvented herself as a brand new person, chopping off her long hair into a short boy-like hairstyle and dying red in her hair in hopes of never being found. She disguises herself as a male, going as far as crossdressing (male troubadour outfit) and deepening her voice to try and fool others. She even went as far as to give herself a new name for the time being, Jeremy, instead of Jerelyn. Something something about Corrin finding her and shit and then she joins the army.

Reason for joining Corrin’s Army: Corrin would not stop pestering her Husband/Wife/Significant Other: M!Corrin ((solely for indulgence purposes)) A+ Supports: Felicia, Peri, Beruka Setsuna, Kagero, Camilla, Elise S Supports: All Nohrian/Neutral Guys, Kaden, Hinata, Takumi Neutral Girls, Peri, Charlotte, Beruka, Selena, Camilla Setsuna, Kagero

Other Supports:

Alexei (@iavenjqasdf) (A+) Friendship Seal: Mercenary

Clarke ( @hexlockspear) (A+) Friendship Seal: Wyvern Rider

Felix Friendship Seal: n/a

Rosamund ( @news14 ) (A+ / S Support)

Friendship/Partner Seal: Knight

Mika Friendship Seal: Kinshi Knight

Nero ( @utsuges ) Friendship Seal: Spear Fighter Personal Skill: --- “Canon” Promotion: Strategist Master Seal: Strategist, Maid Heart Seal: Outlaw Route: Conquest/Revelations Child(ren): Rin and Emiko, Depends on Father

(( Kana + Rin and Emiko ))

Rin: Jerelyn’s son, younger twin brother of Emiko. An anxious and introverted troubadour who prefers to keep to himself. He’s awkward and has trouble making friends due to his shyness and anxiety. The complete opposite of his sister.

Emiko: Jerelyn’s daughter, older twin sister of Rin. A loud, extroverted dark mage who loves to prank people. She’s much more outgoing than her brother and has no problem making friends with the other kids of the army. The complete opposite of her brother.

Quotes

Critical Hit

"Don’t underestimate me!" "Let’s see what I can do!" "You're so annoying!" "I'm sorry to do this...!"

Jere crit quote: (muffled giggling as she places their hand in a bowl of warm water) - terk

Dual Support:

"Don't die on me" "I can heal you after this!" probably a sigh/annoyed sigh "Let's finish this"

And others to come

Classic Mode Death Quote:

“I’m… useless…”

Retreat Quote: “I gotta pull back… there’s enough healers [[Avatar]], just go on without me.”

Enemy Defeated:

"Weak" "That went better than expected" “Sorry…” “Hah!”

Bad level up: "What was I supposed to expect?" Okay level up: "I'll take what I can" Good level up: "Who's the weak one now?"

Class Change:

“I could pull this off.

Alternatively, when reclassed to maid: "WHO'S IDEA WAS THIS???"

Confession:

“I… I love you. I’d never thought I’d ever say those words again. Promise me you’ll hold me tight and never let go… Please?”

[acxropolis]

re rich being bi and representation in bmc

i’ve been seeing some discourse regarding rich’s bisexual representation and i wanted to throw in my two cents on the matter.

for those of you that don’t know/haven’t heard, in the final scene of be more chill (musical) rich comes out to jeremy in a sudden moment of realization in the hospital. 

the discourse is that this is poor LGBT representation and it’s terrible that this was only mentioned in the end, and the fact that it is only referenced in the end and never again means that it isn’t good LGBT rep. there is some truth to this, i agree with certain points, but i also don’t think that that specific set of lines is meant to be the Token Good LGBT Representation Moment in be more chill. in my opinion, people aren’t seeing it the way it was supposed to be written.

taking a different approach to seeing things is generally a good idea, and while initially i was quick to jump in with everybody else that it was poor LGBT representation, once i took a look at it in a different angle i got to see a different aspect.

rich says “ladies are gonna learn to love the real Richard Goranski”, and the context is that he’s finally free of the squip and all the manipulation, abuse, and literal mental/physical distortion. the squip’s primary goal is to “help” you and get you the ideal life, but the way they do this is by looking through the society lens of popularity/living the dream. which typically is if you’re popular you’re attractive, athletic, gossipy, snarky/sarcastic, rude, and very over the top about everything. the squip turns rich from the awkward lowkey guy that he is in freshman year to a total dick by junior year. this thing that manipulates how you act and talk was inside this teenager for over a year when saw how fucked up it made jeremy in a few months. (?weeks?) we also know that somebody is now in a mental hospital because something about the squip made them go insane in an effort to get it out. so this technology isn’t exactly weak.

it manipulates the way you think and makes you convinced you have to listen to it and it has other abilities we don’t even know of. for example, when jeremy’s squip “syncs” with rich’s squip it’s suddenly like he’s working for jeremy. their intentions line up, but we know the squip is capable of lying and could simply be manipulating rich for it’s own gain-- for “jeremy’s” gain. 

the squip dominated rich’s mindset and he completely listened to it without hesitation. he gave his entire life to this pill that tells him what to do, and began basing everything he does and says off of it. his mindset was changed, he was changed, his entire personality was changed. and it’s monumental. he doesn’t say “oh no more squip” he says he’s free from “that shiny happy hive mind.” it was controlling him entirely. he had no say anymore.

and that’s where it boils down to this moment of his bi reveal. he’s finally free- he doesn’t have anything telling him how to think, act, or feel. he can be himself. he’s free from the twisted image of the popular kid-- the cool kid. he doesn’t have to be this straight guy overcompensating for everything that goes to nonstop parties and gets fucked up. he can finally be who he really wants to be. and i think that the realization that he’s bisexual isn’t for the sake of “oh wow look we’re PC here’s our lgbt representation!” but rather to show the convoluted, dominating effects of the squip. he was forced to be somebody he wasn’t and can now finally be who he wants to. 

be more chill isn’t literal. it’s all symbolic. every bit of it, even the sarcastic moments or the weird sort of sex moments, is meant to mean something and represent society and all sorts of things and toxicity. that line was put there specifically to have everybody realize that he wasn’t allowed to think he wasn’t anything other than a cis straight guy. that line was put there intentionally, and i firmly believe that if rich hadn’t gotten a squip then he would have been able to come to this realization by himself throughout the years of highschool. the concept of the squip is so fucking deep, and discovering who you are and the journey you make to find who you are is incredibly important (including sexuality), and i believe that it was an intentional line thrown in there to show how deeply the squip fucked him up.

it wasn’t about LGBT representation (which is important, yes), it was showing how much the squips altered their hosts minds and held them back from self discovery. it’s a message telling you to be yourself and not listen to society or try to force yourself to be somebody you’re not or mold yourself into some distorted version of yourself. the moral is that you need to be who you are regardless and you need to make the journey through adolescence and life yourself. the message is to be unashamedly yourself.

[madsciencestudent]

A couple of random thoughts on the “The True Rebel Princess” AU. Under the ‘Read More’ for length. (Pfft- right, a “couple” of random thoughts. Ha ha.)

Ludo is still Star’s “rival” in this AU. Either because they’ve known each other for a long time with Star unable to take Ludo seriously as a threat because ‘aw he’s just so little and cute! He can’t be a threat to anyone! Come here, I wanna hug you!’ (she didn’t know his family history when this happened) and Ludo’s never quite forgiven her for it, or because Ludo had been planning to steal the wand for a long time only for Star to come charging in and beating him to it so he’s a little bitter about it. This Star, however, isn’t nearly as aggressive as canon Star was in season one. Often times, she and Marco treat the ‘attacks’ by Ludo’s monsters more as friendly sparring matches with his monsters, making sure no one is getting really hurt when they do fight, or they just end up having a fun little get together after Star’s summoned a big but friendly beast to chase Ludo around while they and his monsters have their fun.

Toffee can’t stand Ludo due to his past as a General and how Ludo treats his soldiers. Toffee does eventually pull a similar move as in canon when he gets Ludo’s monsters to stand up to him and give him the boot, but he doesn’t fully take over or take Ludo’s castle. He does use the soldiers when and where he needs them, though.

Buff Frog, Star, and Marco become friends a lot faster than canon. For obvious reasons.

How Buff Frog gets his tadpoles is different than canon as well. Star and some of her monster buddies went on another raid and attacked a caravan that was carrying supplies and, for some reason that Star never wanted to found out, the bag of monster tadpoles. They of course know who to give them to, since Buff Frog is pretty much the mom friend of almost every group he ends up in. Star babysits the tadpoles a lot.

Star actually babysits a lot of monster and Mewni peasant children. While most of the time, her adult monster and Mewnian friends will actually use each other for babysitting, some days they just can’t make their schedules work and they’ll leave their kids with Star and Marco. Everyone loves it since Star’s the fun babysitter and Marco is the Safe Kid.

Every since first arriving on Earth, Star started referring to Toffee as ‘Dad’ full time. Toffee at first is clearly uncomfortable with it, as the conflict of ‘yes this is my daughter’ and ‘NO we were not supposed to get this ATTACHED’ happens every time she says it. It doesn’t take long for him to give in and just go ‘Screw it, this one hundred percent my kid now’. (Bonus: Marco jokingly starts calling Toffee ‘dad’ as well and Toffee’s mind just goes ‘okay know what? Screw it! These are my kids now!’ Jeremy doesn’t realize how lucky he is that Star and Marco are there to keep Toffee from gutting him half the time.) 

Toffee and Star sometimes do this creepy, speaking in unison thing when they’re being snarky or sarcastic. It freaked Marco out the first couple of times it happened. He got used to it pretty quick. (There’s even rare occasions when all three of them come up with the same remark/comment and then they all do it. It really freaks people out.)

Star in this AU actually does very well in school. Mostly because of Toffee’s influence and that she adopted his mindset of knowledge is power. While she doesn’t like school itself much, she does do better on the test taking and gets the better marks. Homework tends to be an issue, though it’s not too bad since she’s got Marco and Toffee to keep her on task with it.

Star also isn’t as reliant on magic as she is in canon. Again, for obvious reasons. (She still does play around with it though. And she still accidentally turns her teacher into a troll.)

Mr. and Mrs. Diaz will buy supplies, crop seeds, and even a couple of chickens, sheep, and a goat for the monsters and Mewnian peasants they’ve gotten to know (or know about) from Toffee and Star. They leave the decision as to who gets what to Toffee though, since giving the chickens for eggs and food to an avian type of monster probably is not a good idea (he’s better at matching up those kinds of things). There’s no real reason why they’re doing this; they’re just precious cinnamon rolls who want to help.

Toffee and Star make up being a burden to the Diaz’s by doing household chores and such. (Toffee sneaks treasure and gold from Mewni to the Diazs sometimes as well. They don’t ask where he got it from.)

Star knows Toffee killed her grandmother, but she honestly doesn’t care that much. She never knew the lady, and after hearing Toffee’s reasons, she agrees with him more (not the killing but his motivations and intentions).

Toffee and Star actually stall putting his plan into action because of their concern over losing the Dimensional Scissors and their connection to Earth. After doing some more digging and research they determine that scissors that are already made shouldn’t be too affected by Toffee’s plan. Plus, scientific research and advancements on Earth and other dimensions should be able to make up for it if the scissors are eventually made useless.

This AU’s corresponding events of what happens Storm the Castle is obviously very different. Toffee and Star finally decide to put his plan into action, and in order for Star to perform the Whispering Spell safely, they all (including Marco who isn’t kidnapped) go back to Mewni in an area that’s deserted. Star performs the Whispering Spell then she and Marco get to a safe location (or maybe they created the crystal shelter beforehand; I haven’t decided) while Toffee stays with the wand as it self destructs. After the explosion, Marco and Star return to the area and Star receives her new wand. She and Marco stay even longer though, searching the area for the other half of the crystal Toffee is now in. Before they can find it, however, a royal guard comes upon them having been alarmed by the explosion and thinking it was the monsters trying something. The head of the charge is in fact King River, who upon seeing Star is in disbelief. Star instinctively wants to blast them, but knows better than to do it with a just damaged wand so she instead takes on the cold disdain she learned from Toffee and decides to ride it out and see where it goes (in fact, she’s mirroring Toffee so well that Marco is nearly convinced it is him and not Star). Eventually, she and Marco are escorted to the castle (Star quietly compares the event to being taken prisoner) where River brings out Moon. The king and queen are in shock over finding their daughter, and then over joyed. They of course what to bring their daughter home immediately, but Star firmly informs them that is not going to happen. She makes it seem like she has been living on Earth for the past fourteen years, is not willing to completely abandon the only life she’s ever known, and is in the middle of school and has worked too darn hard on her grades for this year to risk throwing it away just because of family drama. She works it out that she will return to Mewni on the weekends to learn about becoming a ‘proper princess’ and her family, so long as she can bring Marco with her from time to time. After getting that worked out, she and Marco return to Earth so they can adjust to this new development and figure out what to do. The King and Queen, meanwhile, are delighted yet concerned over their daughter’s cool reception but chalk it up to nerves and she just doesn’t know them yet.

Ludo does find the other half of the wand before Star and Marco can, so he still ends up being Toffee’s host. (Sorry Ludo. Though to be fair, Marco did actually volunteer so they would always know where the wand is and Toffee was just ‘if you can find the piece after, sure’ and Star was all ‘Uh.... That’s too creepy for me...’)

Star and Marco don’t met Glossaryk until after Star’s reunited with her biological parents. Their interactions are largely unchanged. Same when Ludo steals the book. (Though Star’s not nearly as devastated as in canon, but she does manage to put on a little show for the King and Queen to make them think she is.)

Star in this AU doesn’t know Tom or Ponyhead at first. Since she wasn’t raised as royalty, she never got the chance to meet them until after this AUs counter part to Storm the Castle. That unfortunately means Ponyhead was forced to undergo reform school without Star, and is suffering the trauma from it when they do meet, and Star isn’t really interested in getting to know her better as a result. When she and Marco do meet Tom, however, all three of them hit it off and become friends almost immediately (Star still has some issues with the whole privileged royalty thing, but Tom’s nice and fun enough when he’s not sulking or dealing with his anger issues that she’s willing to hang out with him).

Every time Star goes to Mewni to be with the King and Queen, she’s just straight up in Toffee mode. She was not a fan of the royal family from the beginning, and unfortunately, witnessing the excess, luxuries, and ridiculous social rituals does not help her opinion of her biological parents. She does grit her teeth and bare it to a point, however, because she does slightly recognize that really at their core they’re not too bad of people. But she certainly doesn’t feel bad about helping her ‘Dad’ destroy the source of their power. (Bonus: she tolerates one puffy princess dress for the ball they throw to mark her return, but every thing after that she wears a suit like her ‘Dad’ does, or something more like a sleek prom dress from Earth. Mostly just so she can move easier.)

That fore mentioned ball is where she and Marco meet Tom and Ponyhead in this AU.

Also, during that ball, there is a special dance set aside for the King and his daughter. A Father-Daughter dance if you will, and they actually call it that. That is the only point when Star’s cold composure cracks slightly. She’s very uncomfortable and upset because ‘this isn’t my dad’ and she knows next to nothing about River as a person. She does manage to get through it, but not without Marco noticing. After the ball, they do discuss it. (Bonus because I’m a sucker for cute stuff like this: after Toffee gets back, Marco tells him about that event at the ball. While Toffee doesn’t normally do stuff like this, he, Marco, and Mr. and Mrs. Diaz set up their backyard like a ballroom so Toffee can make it up to Star. That makes Star’s YEAR because ‘holy cow dad never does dancing with me like WHAT!’)

Queen Moon is honestly very concerned over her daughter’s cool and distant behavior. It is incredibly unsettling to her, but she can’t place the reason why. (After Toffee comes back she realizes it’s because it reminds her of him.)

Face the Music in this verse does not go like it does in canon. Star has gotten so used to these empty, propaganda type rituals of the royalty that she just grits her teeth and gets it done. The song is similar to her mother’s song and everything is fine and dandy. Kinda. Star still hates it.

This AU’s corresponding events to the end of Season 2 and beginning of Season 3 are almost exactly the same as the canon. (Even though Star knows about her grandmother, she pretends that she doesn’t to get the Queen’s side of the story and discovers the information on Eclipsa.) The main difference comes in the King Ludo and Toffee episodes. Basically, Star knows that ‘Toffee has returned’ means her ‘Dad’s’ plan is working like it’s supposed to, and she just needs to meet him at the castle to get him out of the wand. She steals his finger back from Moon and then ditches her at Buff Frog’s house (basically just like in canon). Again, events follow canon for the most part, with some minor changes (like when Star breaks into the castle, she’s actually not in a rat costume or that concerned about the king). Ludo still puts her in the dungeon and she has to convince him Toffee’s in the wand before he let’s her do the Whispering Spell. Unlike canon, Star gets the HECK out of the way when the wand goes off and avoids getting sucked in. She is the first one at the wreckage, uncovering Ludo and meeting up with her ‘Dad’ again as he possesses him. Star is delighted and immediately turns his finger over to him. Which horrifies Moon, as she arrived too late to stop her daughter. Toffee’s rebirth happens (same as canon). And as soon as his finger is completely reattached and he destroys the empty crystal in his palm, nearly all his ribs are broken as Star turned herself into a dangerous projectile as she tackle-hugs him because gosh darn it she missed her ‘Dad’ so much! The first thing Buff Frog does on seeing him again is to punch him in the face because ‘HOW DARE YOU LEAVE LITTLE SWEET POTATO ALONE TO FACE THESE ROYAL MEWNIANS ON HER OWN!’ and then his ribs are re broken again because ‘Yay! Little Sweet Potato’s father is back and safe! And look how happy she is so therefore I am so happy too!’ Needless to say, it’s all very alarming and confusing for Moon, who’s standing almost forgotten in the background.