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whereiswere · 5 years ago

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Personal Fnaf Headcanons:

FNAF 1:

Freddy: Male, Optimistic but slightly manipulative, probably bi

Bonnie: Male or Nonbianary, Slightly depressed and probably Freddy’s main target for manipulation, either gay or bi

Chica: Female or Nonbianary, maybe Demigirl, Optimistic but hates baking and dislikes pizza, most likely lesbian

Foxy: Male, Wants attention, attention hog, acts like a dog sometimes, gay or bi

Golden Freddy: Male or Nonbinary, Depressed and hates everyone, Freddy constantly seeks his approval and he hates it, aro/ace

FNAF 2:

Toy Freddy: Male or Demiboy, A little nervous but happy all the same, afraid of Withered Freddy, gay for days

Toy Bonnie: Male or Demiboy, Loves music and thinks Withered Bonnie is cool, totally gay

Toy Chica: Transmale, Hates his body, most of the time wants to slap fanboys, wants everyone to feel happy despite all this, loves cake, hates pizza, bi

Toy Foxy/Mangle: Genderfluid or Male, Working on his self confidence, loves hugs, annoyance to others, rather dislikes Withered Foxy, pan probably

Balloon Boy: Male or Demiboy, Actually only an annoyance to Nightguards, everybody else love him, a bit over confident, either aro/ace or gay/ace

Marrionette: Male or Nonbianary, Loves music, don’t disrupt their lullaby, prize counter boss, judges everyone silently, either aro/ace or bi

Withered Freddy: Male or Nonbianary, Thinks his toy version is adorable, actually thinks everyone is adorable, just wants a hug, either straight or bi

Withered Bonnie: Male, Loves singing and music, shuts himself off from most others, gay but maybe demi

Withered Chica: Female probably, One of the only Chicas who actually likes food and cooking, tries to be optimistic, thinks Toy Chica is stupid and needs to like pizza and actually do his dang job for once, lesbian or bi

Withered Foxy: Male or Demigirl, Thinks very lowly of himself and is really depressing, always goes on and on about the ‘good days’, annoyance to pretty much everybody, either straight or bi

FNAF 3:

Springtrap: Male, Hates that he is the host to William, Talks to the phantoms a lot, sometimes talks to himself too, gay or bi

--Phantoms came to be of the rage felt by the ghost children at William being active again, they all came to life at different times, with P.Freddy being the last to form

Phantom Freddy: Nonbianary, Male, or Demigirl, disliked Springtrap at first but actually kind of likes him now, probably straight

Phantom Chica: Nonbianary or Demigirl, thinks everybody is cool, wants to make everyone happy, rather shut off from the others, bi

Phantom Foxy: Nonbianary, Wishes that they could be of more help to stopping William, one of the first to realize that Springtrap also hated William and become his friend, aro/ace most likely

Phantom Balloon Boy: Male, Hates pretty much everyone, actually an annoyance to the others, strangely befriends the nightguard, aro/ace

Phantom Marionette: Demiboy or Nonbianary, Actually one of the last to come to existence, one of Springtrap’s best friends, has imaginary friends and acts like a child, aro/ace

Phantom Mangle: Genderfluid or Demigirl, One of the first ones to form, dislikes Springtrap but tolerates him, lesbian

FNAF 4:

--The nightmares were created by William to track down his children along with targets, their main focus was on Michael

Nightmare Freddy: Male, Acts like a father to the Freddles, probably actually is their father, is hostile towards the other nightmares, gay

Freddles: Multiple, N.Freddy’s children, act like such

Nightmare Bonnie: Demigirl, Genderfluid, or Nonbianary, Is the most aggressive, despite that they pretty much adopted Nightmare Balloon Boy, either aro/ace or bi

Nightmare Chica: Female, Makes Michael sandwiches for lunch and jumpscares him whenever he refuses to take them, the most jumpy of the Nightmares, bi or gay

Nightmare Foxy: Female or Demigirl, The first to rebel against William, loves enclosed spaces like the closet, She likes to watch TV, gay

Nightmare Fredbear: Male, created by William just to spite Michael’s love of Fredbear, actually helped the others rebel, became pretty much a true father to Michael, aro/ace or bi/ace

Nightmare: Male or Nonbianary, The last to rebel, but became pretty much the best father to Michael, easily annoyed, aro/ace or gay/ace

Nightmarionette: Male, Is a bit short, hates people commenting on it, quick learner, scary dad but fun dad, gay all the way

Plushtrap: Nonbianary or Male, small but will fight you, rude and sassy, pretty much Michael’s older brother, talks to the other stuffed animal and thinks that they’re alive too, bi/ace

Nightmare Balloon Boy: Male or Demiboy, loves teeth, has a small crush on Plushtrap, anyone who defies him gets bite, can’t bite very hard, gay/ace

Nightmare Mangle: Genderfluid or Demigirl, The weird mom, also the ‘can I speak to your manager’ type of parental unit, has the best understanding of human culture things, lesbian

FNAF SL:

Baby: Demigirl, the mom friend, a demon to her enemies, brags about ripping out Michael’s organs, very smart, gay

Ballora: Female or Nonbianary, Eyelids don’t work and it annoys her, rather aggressive, will kick anyone in the nuts, gay

Bitybab: Multiple, Baby’s main minions, will steal your kneecaps

Minirina: Multiple, Ballora’s adoptive children, won’t attack very often but will steal your snacks

Funtime Freddy: Male, Loves to party, clumsy, rather unintelligent, aro/ace, gay, or bi

Funtime Foxy: Genderfluid, Will stab a bitch for no reason, follows others blindly, rather unintelligent, bi

Bon Bon: Female, Loves her wife, F.Freddy is her son, very math smart, gay

Bonnet: Female, Loves her wife, F.Freddy is her son, very social smart, bi

Ennard: Nonbianary or Male, makes vore jokes, lives with Michael, intimidated by the nightmares, aro/ace or gay/ace

Funtime Chica: Female, loves attention, claims to be using others but wants to be their friend, gay

Lolbit: Female, steals stuff and sells it back to their owners, a bit of a hoarder, loves money above all else, aro/ace

FNAF PS:

Rockstar Freddy: Nonbianary or Female, will throw a mic at anyone who talks during their performance, bi

Rockstar Bonnie: Male or Demiboy, Embarrassed by the other rockstars, likes to hang out with the salvages, gay

Rockstar Chica: Genderfluid, Likes pizza but likes tacos better, will bite, lesbian

Rockstar Foxy: Male or Nonbianary, Loves music, loves animals, won’t bite, gay

Lefty: Male or Nonbianary, doesn’t talk much, has a small crush on anyone with even a small resemblance to a bear, pan

Molten Freddy: Male, loves climbing on the walls and ceilings, partially deaf, aro/ace

Scraptrap: Male, Springtrap but William has almost total control, Scraptrap tries to talk to the Phantoms whenever he can, gay or bi

Scrap Baby: Demigirl, has no friends to be the mom friend to, barely talks to the other salvages, focused on making everyone’s life a living hell, gay

Nedd Bear: Male, doesn’t talk much, dislikes the Freddys, straight or bi

Happy Frog: Female, talks a lot, especially to Nedd, straight or bi

Mister Hippo: Male, talks way too much, husband to Orville, annoys most everyone, gay

Orville: Male, only talks a tiny bit, talks mostly to his husband, gay

Music Man: Male or Demiboy, very loud, doesn’t talk a lot actually, partially deaf, bi

El Chip: Demiboy, the best cook ever, outclasses the Chicas, very overconfident, bi

Candy Cadet: Nonbianary, a troll, tells you they’ll do things but they never do, aro/ace

Pigpatch: Male or Demiboy, steals other’s eyes, hoarder of the odd, somewhat formal, aro/ace or bi

Helpy: Male, very helpful, despite that will indeed stab a bitch, insults others rarely but is amazing at insults, aro/ace or gay/ace

Security Puppet: Male, loves people too much, interested in humans, has a collection of random things, gay

Glitchtrap: Male, William’s fursona, actually a different being than William but shares his ideas and murderous tendency, merged with Vanny, aro/ace or straight/ace

Humans:

William Afton: Male, a bitch, that’s all you need to know, straight

Henry Emily: Male, a pure cinnamon roll, probably has autism, fidgets a lot, bi

Michael Afton: Male, also a pure cinnamon roll, honestly just wants this all to stop, adopted by the nightmares and then adopted by the funtimes and then adopted by the rockstars, has way too many parents but at the same time not enough, crying child, gay for days

Elizabeth Afton: Female or Genderfluid, died too early to tell, haunts Baby but is a bit disturbed by her actions, aro/ace

Older Brother Afton: Male or Bigender, regrets almost killing Michael, almost killed by the nightmares, fear of robots, straight or bi

Mike Schmidt((Michael Afton)): Just Michael but with his mother’s maiden name, if not then

Mike Schmidt: Bigender or Demiboy, stubborn as all hell, was one of the masked bullies to Michael, demi gay

Jeremy Fitzgerald: Male or Nonbianary, just wants the fucking pay check, befriended the toys and was then adopted by them and the withereds, has no clue what’s going on, demi

Fritz Smith((Older Brother Afton)): OB but married a woman and changed his last name to hers, if not then

Fritz Smith: Male, one of the masked bully’s older brother, long hair probably, absolutely fabulous, straight or bi

Frightguard: Transfemale, raising money for her transitioning surgery, determined and has punched Springtrap more than once, bi ((Don’t have a name for her yet))

Phone Guy: Male, nervous, pure cinnamon roll, maybe Henry’s nephew, gay demi

Phone Dude: Male, over confidant, Frightguard’s best friend, thinks that she’s joking until he somehow befriends P.BB, actually the one to give the phantoms different names, straight or bi

Vanny//Ness: Female, didn’t want to join William at all, accidentally merged or whatever with Glitchtrap, can’t escape from his grasp, gay as fuck

Tape Girl: Female, nerdy lesbian book lover, she attacks when frightened, wants to save Vanny, lesbian

#too many to tag #ims orry #ffnaf #fnaf #fucking #keyboaard wtf #fnaf headcanons #long post #im sorry #so sorry #personal headcanons

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ragehappysecretsanta · 7 years ago

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The Not-So-Easy Road to Parenthood

Author: http://boulevard-of-broken-yeets.tumblr.com

Recipient: http://canadiantardis.tumblr.com

Summary: Being in a six-way polyamorous relationship has its ups and downs, and who knew that adopting a kid would be the bumpiest ride of them all?

Warnings: n/a

WordCount: 3,402

“I’m just saying, maybe we should think about this more?” Jack asked one of her partners, “I mean, we had to pull teeth just to get married. Should we go straight into getting a kid so soon?”

“Jack, I know you mean well, but shut the hell up,” Geoff chuckled, slicing a cucumber and putting it in a pot. “We all agreed that we wanted to adopt a kid. You don’t have to worry, we’ll figure it all out.”

“I just worry, Geoff. What with our... pasts...” She trailed off.

“Hey, we left Los Santos years ago. We’re in an entirely different country; no one from our past is going to come for us. We’re safe.”

“I don’t know, Geoff. There’s just a lot of uncertainty.”

“I swear on my life that things will work out. Have I ever led you astray before?”

“How long do you want to sit here?” Jack joked. Geoff turned and playfully glared at her.

“Watch it, Pattillo. I used to be the leader of the strongest crew in Los Santos.” He smirked at her, and she rolled her eyes back at him.

“And it was me who saved your ass on many occasions.”

“Really? I don’t recall.”

“Do you need me to make a list? I don’t think there’s enough paper in the world for that.”

“Shut up and help me peel these potatoes.”

Jack laughed and walked over to her husband, helping him with dinner.

It had been 5 years since they lived as the Fake AH Crew, 5 years since they faked their own deaths and moved to France. Jack, Geoff, Ryan, Michael, Jeremy, and Gavin all managed to fall in love during their time together, and they wanted out of the gang life so that they could live long, happy lives with each other. Geoff spent years using his connections to get them all legally married, and now they were moving on to the next step: adopting a kid.

“When are Ryan and the lads getting back from the store?” Geoff asked just as the door to their cottage opened. The four men came inside, holding an ungodly amount of bags.

“Sorry we’re late, Jeremy here got sidetracked at a pet store, and We had to stop him from adopting two of the cats.” Ryan chuckled.

“They were so cute! Can you blame me?”

“You know Gav’s allergic to cats, Jer. Wouldn’t have worked out.” Jack laughed, rushing over and grabbing some of the bags and helping to put things away.

“As soon as I find a good sphinx cat, that shit is mine. I’m getting a god damn cat, especially since we’re getting a kid. They gotta have something to play with.”

“Did we decide if we were going to adopt locally or go back to the states?” Michael asked.

“Actually,” Geoff started, “I was thinking that we could go adopt a kid from Los Santos.”

Everyone stared at him in silence, all with varying expressions on their faces. It was Jack who spoke up first.

“Geoff, adopting from Los Santos may be the most dangerous thing we could possibly do. According to almost anyone there, we’re dead.”

“Exactly, which is why we won’t be going as ourselves.” Geoff explained. “I’ve pulled some strings at the orphanage in Los Santos, and we’ll be able to safely go and get our new little one. They don’t know it’s actually us, but I... requested that this be on the down low. Money buys a lot of things, you know.”

“So, we’ll be disguised?” Gavin asked. Geoff nodded.

“Disguised in every sense of the word, other than physically. We won’t be there for more than two days; I figured that would be enough time to find a kid. We’re booked at a hotel about an hour from the city, so don’t worry about that.”

“So when are we leaving?” Jeremy asked.

“Tomorrow morning.”

—

“I have a horrible feeling about this, honey.” Jack muttered into Geoff’s ear as they all piled into a rental car.

“Relax, Jackie. It’s going to be fine. You know where the orphanage is, Haywood?”

“Yep, should be there in about 15 minutes.” Ryan responded. Geoff nodded and grabbed Jacks hand.

“I know you’re worried for our safety, Jack, and I understand. But please know that I took every precaution known to man to ensure that we all leave safely with our new son or daughter. Nothing is going to happen.”

They all sat in silence the rest of the way, all of them praying to every deity known to mankind that Geoff didn’t just jinx them. As they pulled up to the orphanage, Jack immediately recognized the area and harshly slapped Geoff on the arm.

“Geoff! This is like 2 blocks from the penthouse!” She cried out. Jeremy, Michael, Gavin, and Ryan all looked around in alarm. It was true; they could see their old home from where they were parked.

“Listen, it’s fine. Nothing is going to go wrong. Now, let’s all quickly but calmly walk into the orphanage and get our new kid, and then we’re getting the fuck out of here.”

They all did as Geoff said, and rushed into the orphanage. They were decently shocked at who they saw when they walked in.

“Mica?!” Jack yelped, rushing up and giving her a hug.

“Holy shit, you’re back! You’re actually back!” Mica said excitedly, returning the hug.

“Just for a few days at most, Mica.” Geoff clarified. “Also, why do you work at an orphanage?”

“Hey, we gotta make a living somehow since you guys ‘died’.” She stated, putting quotation marks around the died. “Holy shit, Kdin! get in here!” She called out.

“What have I told you about cursing in front of the little ones?” Kdin scolded as she walked into the room. She widened her eyes and ran straight for Jack. “You’re back!”

“Hey, Kdin, how are you?” Jack giggled, hugging her friend tightly. After around 15 minutes of Kdin and Mica asking every possible question known to mankind, Geoff finally got everyone talking about why they were there.

“We want to adopt a kid, and I thought that if we could save even one kid from this shithole, we should.” He explained. Mica clapped happily.

“Of course! Come on in and meet the little ones! Oh, Geoff, theres a little girl that you’ll just love...”

The fakes wondered around the large home, meeting each and every kid they could. Jack, not surprisingly, bonded easily with the little ones. She played with as many as she could as she made her way through the house. Michael and Gavin bonded easily with a specific kid who had an affinity for fighting anyone in his line of sight (Gavin would never admit it, but the kid had a pretty good hit). Ryan and Jeremy stood awkwardly to the side, watching kids run around them. Neither of them really knew what to do. One kid, a little girl, walked up to Jeremy.

“You’re short.” She pointed out. Jeremy grumbled in response. The kid shrugged her shoulders and ran away, chasing after her friend.

Mica led Geoff upstairs to the nursery, where there were three infants, all asleep.

“Their parents left them on our doorstep. Issac and Jamie had notes, but this little one didn’t.” Mica said sadly, bringing Geoff to the small crib. The child was probably only a few weeks old at most, maybe a month, but she looked pretty healthy for her small size.

“What’s her name?”

“Erica.” A voice said from behind them. Geoff turned to see a little boy, around 9 or 10 years old.

“Erica?” Mica asked, perplexed. “How do you know her name is Erica? I’m not even too sure we gave her a name yet...”

“Because that’s what she smiles at when I play with her.” The boy said quietly. Geoff turned and squatted down to get on eye level with the boy.

“Hey, I’m Geoff. What’s you’re name?” He asked, giving the boy a warm smile.

“I’m Sean. Are you gonna adopt Erica? ‘Cause if you are, you gotta know all the things she likes, and I’m the only person who knows what those are.” Sean told him. Geoff sat down on the floor, confusing Mica a bit.

“Well, what does she like?” Geoff asked. Sean looked shocked, like he wasn’t actually expecting to be asked.

Sean told him all the little things that Erica liked, such as toys and funny faces. Mica quickly left the room to get the others so that they all could meet Sean, already seeing a bond forming.

“Wow, you got a huge family. Erica is gonna love it. She loves bein’ with people.” Sean told them with wide eyes as the Fakes all piled into the room. “I’m Sean, by the way. You guys better be nice to Erica, ‘cause she’s the only family I got, ‘ven if we aren’t really brother and sister.”

“What do you like to do, Sean?” Jack asked him kindly. Sean looked taken aback.

“Oh, uh, I really like to draw things. Sometimes Ms. Kdin’ll sneak me some drawin’ stuff so that the other kids won’t mess with it.”

“You like any video games?” Michael asked him.

“I’ve don’t really get to play ‘em myself, but when I was on the streets I’d see some people in the arcade playin different things. One time, someone had a game with a guy in a green dress on it, and I really liked that one.”

“Legend of Zelda?” Michael perked up a bit. Sean nodded.

“Yeah! I wanna play it myself someday, it looked like a lot of fun”

“Hey Sean, why don’t you go get some of your art to show us, hm? I’d love to see it.” Geoff asked. Sean nodded excitedly and ran out to get his drawings. “Alright, so I think Sean and Erica are our kids.”

“Geoff, we’ve been here for 10 minutes-“ Jack started, but Geoff interrupted her.

“I know, but you guys have to have felt the connection. That is the sweetest little boy, and Erica is the sweetest little girl. We can’t take one without the other, because that would just be cruel. I really think Sean and Erica are our kids.”

“I agree.” Michael spoke up. “Sean’s got a fire in him. He’d be perfect for us.”

“I like the kid. I think he likes us, too. I say we go for it.” Jeremy added. Ryan and Gavin nodded in agreement. They all then turned their attention to Jack.

“Well?” Geoff asked, hopeful. It didn’t take long for Jack to respond.

“I guess we have two kids to adopt, then.” She smiled.

“Why don’t some of you take Sean out, get him a burger or something? He doesn’t get to leave here much, and I’m sure he’d love to see some of the city.”

Jack was just about to protest before Ryan spoke up. “I’ll take the kid. No one in this city has ever seen my face and lived to tell the tale, so there’s no way I’ll be recognized.”

“You sure?” Jack asked hesitantly. Ryan nodded in response, and soon found himself holding the kids hand as they walked around the city, looking for something to do.

“Y’know, it’s pretty mean to take me out like this without adopting me.” Sean said as they were walking into an ice cream shop. Ryan looked at him with a raised eyebrow.

“Oh? How so?” He questioned, curious.

“You’re just gonna give me hope before pickin’ someone else. It’s happened before.” Sean mumbled, walking up to the counter. “What am I allowed to get?”

“Anything you want, kid.” Ryan responded. Sean turned and looked at him with wide eyes.

“Really? Usually the people who take me out only let me get the borin’ stuff. Thank you Mr. Ryan!” Sean said brightly. Ryan simply smiled as the boy ordered, but his smile soon fell as he heard a familier voice in the shop.

“No, you moron, they’re dead. Of course they aren’t in the city.” Burnie Burn’s voice rang clear as day. Ryan stiffened, but didn’t dare look around.

“I got a sundae!” Sean cheered.

“Nice choice. Why don’t we head on back now? It is starting to get late...” Ryan trailed off, not even waiting to hear a response. He felt bad hearing Sean’s sad groans of protest, but he kept them moving. If someone saw them, they needed to leave. Quickly.

“Ryan, you were gon for like 20 minutes. What’s the problem?” Geoff asked as the two came back inside the building.

“Someone saw us. I heard Burns while we were getting ice cream; he doesn’t believe we’re alive, but someone did see us. We need to leave tonight.” Ryan said quietly, though loud enough so both Mica and Geoff could hear. Mica nodded and immediately turned her attention to Sean.

“Go pack up your things, Sean, you and Erica are going home today.” She smiled at Sean’s wide eyes.

“You... you don’t mean...” He trailed off, looking at Geoff with hopeful eyes, who smiled back at him.

“You’re coming home with us.” She said gently, full of love. Sean all hit squealed as he rushed upstairs to pack, ready to move in with his new family.

After a bit of rushing and hasty goodbyes, the former-fakes found themselves on a plane again, getting the hell away from Los Santos, with two extra passengers.

“I ain’t ever been on a plane before.” Sean said excitedly to Jack, who was sat next to him. “We’re so high up!”

“You really are the perfect kid for us. How’d we get so lucky?” Jack thought out loud, causing Sean to blush. He turned around to look at Jeremy, who had headphones in. Sean snapped to get his attention, and Jeremy looked up.

“So where’re we goin’ anyway?” He asked. Jeremy popped his headphones out.

“France, little guy. The six of us have a nice house on the countryside.”

“France? Where’s that?” Sean asked.

“Europe. It’s across the whole ocean; i’ll be sure to point it out to you once we get to the ocean.” Jeremy smiled and Sean smiled back. He then turned around, announced very loudly that he was going to the bathroom, and walked away as those around him chuckled.

“He really is a good kid.” Geoff murmured, holding Erica close to his chest. She wouldn’t stop crying unless he held her, and he was more than happy to oblige.

“You you think he understands that he has 5 dads and a mom now?” Michael asked.

“Probably not. We an explain it once we get back.” Jack responded.

“What’s he gonna call all of us?” Gavin questioned. Everyone looked at him.

“What?” Ryan said, tilting his head in confusion.

“Well, he’s got 5 dads and a mom. Who’s going to be dad, papa, that shit.”

“I... I honestly never thought of that.” Jack admitted. “I guess I really wouldn’t, since I’m the only mom.”

“Well I’m obviously dad.” Geoff announced.

“Well why do you get to be dad?” Ryan asked, crossing his arms.

“Because I’m the leader! Who else would be dad?”

“I have spent the most time with him so far...” Ryan mumbled.

“I connected with him by talkin’ about video games.” Michael pointed out.

The five of them quietly argued about that for a few minutes before they saw Sean returning. They didn’t want to have that conversation with him before returning home, so they all shut up about it.

Sean was more than excited to see the ocean, and then a whole new continent while he was on the plane. The 6 of them soon found themselves back in familier territory, and we’re more than happy to show it off to Sean and Erica.

“Welcome to your new home, little ones!” Jeremy cheered, swinging the door to their cottage open.

“Woah.” Sean said quietly, his eyes full of awe.

“You like it, little guy?” Ryan asked, ruffling his hair. Sean nodded.

“I do! It’s so big! Can I see my room?”

“Sure can! Michael, why don’t you and Gav show him his new room while we all make dinner?” Geoff asked. Michael nodded, and he and Gavin both picked up Sean, the three of them giggling wildly as the sprinted upstairs.

“He really is going to fit in here, isn’t he?” Ryan chuckled, bringing in the last of the bags.

“If he isn’t too weirded out by having 6 parents, he will.” Jack said nervously.

“Jackie, it’ll be okay. He’s a good kid. He’ll understand. Now, let’s make some lasagne; Mica said that’s his favorite.”

Meanwhile, Sean was ecstatic to find that his room was full of different video game things, all centered around The Legend if Zelda. There were Zelda posters, a Link bedset, and the walls were painted a nice green.

“How’d you manage to pull this off?!” Sean squealed in delight.

“We made some calls before leaving and had this all done before we arrived. You like it?” Gavin asked, smiled at the small kid.

“I love it! This is so cool!”

“Oh, just you wait, Seanie Boy. Let’s go to the best room in the whole house.” Michael smirked as he sprinted out of the room, hearing Sean and Gavin laugh as they chased after him. He came to a sudden stop, and Sean barreled into his legs at full speed, causing him to fall.

“Oh, sorry, Mikey!” Sean giggled. Michael felt his heart warm at the name.

“This,” Michael started as he got up, “is the game room.” He opened the door, and Sean’s mouth dropped.

“It’s like an arcade in here!” He squealed in delight.

“Once we finish dinner and everything, we can come play some games. You can start playing Legend of Zelda.” Michael told him.

“Are you two gonna play with me?” Sean asked. “I really want you guys to play with me, you’re fun!”

“Of course, we’d love to.” Gavin answered, smiling. Michael nodded in agreement.

The three of them hung out for awhile before dinner was ready. After they all ate, the 8 of them sat down in the living room.

“Okay, Sean, we need to talk to you about something.” Jack started.

“You wanted to tell me about how the 6 of you are dating or married or something and that you’re all my parents?” Sean stated bluntly. Jack nearly fell off of the couch.

“How’d you know?” She squeaked.

“You guys are really loud; I heard ya all the way from the bathroom on the plane! You got quieter after a bit, but I get that you guys are all my parents. I think it’s cool! I went from no parents to 6. How many people get that lucky?”

“Did you also hear us... arguing...” Geoff trailed off, and Sean rolled his eyes.

“About what to call you guys? Yeah, and you guys really overthink things, you know that? I already know what to call all of you, if you’ll let me...” He trailed off.

“You can call us whatever you’d like. It can be a variation on dad, or it can be our names. Whatever is most comfortable for you.” Geoff said quickly.

“Well, Jack’s either momma or Jackie, because both fit her really well.” Sean started, causing Jack to blush. “Michael’s Mikey, Gavin’s Gavvy, and Jeremy is JJ. Ryan, you’re papa, and Geoff, you’re dad.” Sean finished. “It just feels the most natural.”

“Oh come here, you little rascal!” Geoff said happily, picking up Sean and spinning him around as they both laughed. “I’m dad! I’m dad!”

“Mikey is the best name, I coulda never thought of that.” Michael smiled.

“Gavvy is so cute!” Gavin told him.

“So’s JJ.” Jeremy added.

Sean let out a big yawn as they continued talked, signaling his jet lag.

“Ready for bed, Sean?” Jack asked gently. Sean simply nodded in response, his eyes closed and already falling asleep. She picked him up and took him to his room, tucking him in to bed and planting a light kiss on his forehead.

“Goodnight, Sean. We’ll see you in e morning.” She said quietly.

“Goodnight, Jackie. Thank you for bringing me and Erica into the bestest family in the entire world. I think things are gonna be really great from now on.”

Jack, as well as the others, couldn’t have agreed more.

#Ragehappy #AH OT6 #boulevardofbrokenyeets #canadiantardis #rhss17

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thorne93 · 7 years ago

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Lost and Found (Part 7)

Prompt: Imagine finding a lost dog, but it’s not just anyone’s lost dog. Who will show up at your door to claim the pup?

Warnings: maybe language, lost dog…

Word Count: 1519

Note: My precious doggie went missing on 6/10 and no one has spotted her or turned her in to the local shelters or anything. I miss her so much, but it inspired this fic. Texts are in italics. Thanks to my darling beta @like-a-bag-of-potatoes

Tags: @amarvelouswritings @blackwidow-romanoff @cocosierra94 @firstgal34 @harleyquinnandscarletwitch @sebstan01 @camigt1999 @elleatrixlestrange @bittersweetunicorm

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At 5:30, there was a knock on your door.

“Who in the fuck is bothering me on a Saturday?” you groaned out loud. As you were waking up, you realized it was Seb waiting for you. “Shit!” you exclaimed as you jumped out of bed. You didn’t want to leave him standing in the hallway so you ran and let him in.

“I look like complete shit, I’m so sorry,” you apologized as you tried to make sure your morning breath and knotted hair didn’t totally appall him. He stepped in with two coffees in hand before making his way to your sitting area.

“Nonsense,” he responded with a laugh. “You look stunning. But we do need to hit the road. Think you can clean up in fifteen minutes or less?”

“I’ll be as fast as Quicksilver,” you said before realizing how nerdy that sounded. “Uh, I’ll be out in a jiffy.”

“Haha, okay,” he responded.

You raced around, found your generic Marvel shirt, threw on jeans, ran a brush through your hair and threw it in a clip and zipped up your boots and met Seb back in your living room.

“How did I do?!” you wondered as you slid into the room.

“You’d give Pietro a run for his money, pun fully intended,” he said with a grin.

“Excellent!”

“Here’s your coffee, let's get going!” he cheered.

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After a 30 minute luxury ride through NYC, you arrived on set.

“Jesus, what do I do or not do? I don’t want to get in anyone’s way! I’m not about to fuck up Infinity War,” you said in a whisper as you walked up, people working on lights, sound, monitors, cameras, wires being laid.

“Just stand here, I’ll introduce you to everyone,” he said before running off. This was the most nervous you’d ever been in your entire life. You were sweating bullets and shaking. Your anxiety was flaring out as Seb came back with a whole tribe of actors.

“Y/N, meet Chris Evans, Elizabeth Olsen, Paul Bettany, Benedict Cumberbatch, Robert Downey Jr., Scarlett Johansson, Tom Holland, Chadwick Boseman, Anthony Mackie, Jeremy Renner, and Paul Rudd.”

As he named everyone off, you shook their hands. Except for Elizabeth, you just had to hug her. She was like your idol. This was like a dream come true beyond your wildest imagination.

“Cool shirt,” Jeremy noted at your shirt.

“Oh, wow, thanks. This is...amazing. I can’t believe I’m here. This is...Just...wow.”

Everyone laughed a little at you and he introduced you.

“Everyone, this is Y/F/N, CEO and founder of Intercorp Tech.”

“Oh, wow. That giant computer corporation?” Chris questioned.

“Yeah, that’s the one,” you said, trying to remember how to breathe. You’d seen these people a hundred times on screen, in theater, in interviews. You felt as if you knew them but they had no idea who you were.

“So you’re like a real life me,” Robert noted, smirking.

“Don’t flatter yourself,” Anthony said with an eyeroll.

“Are you going to be hanging around onset today?” Scarlett asked.

“Yeah, I hope so, if I don’t destroy anything,” you noted, looking around at all the expensive equipment.

“You can’t do any more damage than Robert,” Paul noted with a sneer.

“Hey, I’m just making sure we always get the latest and greatest. If I have to smash a few cameras to do that, I’m willing to take one for the team.”

Everyone laughed a little before being called back to make up or had to leave to read their lines. They each bid you a kind farewell to go do their jobs.

“Oh my God, Seb, this is so perfect. I’ve loved Marvel since I was little. Getting to watch this come to life is...it’s...it’s a dream come true. Thank you so much.”

“Anything for you. I gotta get in makeup. Just sit here. The director is over there and he’ll tell you to move if you need to, okay?”

You nodded as he left, grinning at you.

Watching them work was so amazing that at several points a tear was brought to your eye. They were all so talented, funny, and sweet. Seeing this come to life was making you nearly burst with joy. Whenever one of them was done with their scene or part, they would make their way over to you and joke and talk to you. Meanwhile, you were fangirling the fuck out. Each one was special and you couldn’t help but just stare at them while they talked to you. Anthony was a sweetheart who was easy going. Benedict was a smart ass. Robert was...well, Robert. You wanted to adopt Tom, he was so adorable it made you sick. You also got to completely geek out over him as Spiderman and you two swapped favorite scenes and lines from your favorite Spiderman movies. Paul was an absolute delight and yet again, you fan girled over him as Vision and poured on the compliments of him in other roles and he was a patient gentleman with you.

The girls were hilarious and amazing. It seemed like you really clicked with each one in some way or another, all of them asking about your company and congratulating you on your success at such a young age.

When lunch came, you offered to spring for it. Everyone kept telling you they had people for that but you were happy to do it. After taking several orders, most of them picky, you went to a restaurant just two blocks over and picked up the food, verifying that everything was there before bringing it back. The team seemed impressed.

At the end of a long day of shooting, you told everyone goodbye (even though it killed you to leave their side). Sebastian took you home.

“Do you wanna stay a little bit? I can order take out and we could hang out or…?” you offered, praying he said yes.

“Sorry, not tonight. I’m beat. I should go home.”

“Alright. That’s cool. You did great today,” you informed.

“Yeah?” he asked. “Thanks, I’m glad you thought so.”

“And your suit really helped where your acting failed,” you teased as you elbowed him lightly. He balked a fake offense and grinned at you.

“Is that so?”

“Hey, I call ‘em as I see ‘em,” you stated.

“Goodnight, Y/N,” he noted politely.

“Night, Seb…”

It was only 10, so you assumed Ida would be up. You gave her a ring.

“Guess what I did all day?!” you said as you flopped on your Spiderman comforter.

“Nothing?”

“Even better! I went on the set of Infinity War!”

“Holy shit, you did not!” she said, excited. “That’s amazing!”

“Yeah,” you mused. “Ida, it was so dreamy and perfect and fun!”

You proceeded to tell her all about the actors, watching them, interacting with them, seeing the most awaited film for you come to life.

“I’m so happy for you.”

“So what about you, what’d you do?”

“Well...I spent the day with Chris.”

“What?!” you exclaimed. “What the hell, Ida!”

She chuckled on the other end of the phone. “What?”

“Well, did you guys do it or what?”

“No, nothing like that. Chris went home last night and showed up this morning saying they didn’t need him for the shots today and asked if I wanted to hang out. We grabbed breakfast, walked in the park, went shopping. It was amazing, Y/N.”

You turned your mouth to the side. “I still think I had the better time,” you said.

She laughed. “I bet you think you did. So how is Mr. Stan? Have you two sealed the deal or anything yet?”

“No, not yet. But...last night, he did this weird thing. We were in the moment, about to kiss, and he just...dodged it.”

“He dodged it?”

“Yeah. He initiated everything and right as I thought he was about to commit to it, he just went to the side and hugged me.”

“Wonder what that's about.”

“I don’t know, but honestly, I’m not sure if I can keep this up.”

“So just tell him.”

You sighed as you laid on your bed. “I can’t. I don’t want to ruin this.”

“So wait.”

“I don’t want to wait.”

“So end the friendship.”

“I don’t want that either. You’re not very helpful!” you chastised angrily.

“Chick, you’ve got to do something. It’s clear he’s not going to make the first move. Maybe he doesn’t think you’re into him and he’s waiting on you to give the greenlight.”

“Maybe,” you agreed, but not fully accepting that.

“Look, you’ve got three options. Tell him how you feel, wait for him, or end the friendship.”

“That much is clear, captain obvious.”

“I’m saying you need to act on one.”

You groaned. “Why is life so hard? I’m in IT because I don’t like being around people…”

Laughing, she said, “Well, you have to put on your big girl pants and deal with this one.”

You didn’t respond for a while. Trying to figure this out. “I’ll think of something.”

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Watchmen Episode 2 Easter Eggs Explained

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We're piecing together all of the clues and Easter eggs in the Watchmen HBO series.

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This article contains Watchmen episode 2 spoilers.

HBO’s Watchmen episode 2 continues the pattern of the first episode, not only reminding audiences of its ties to the comics, but also offering echoes of the original story in unexpected places. And just as we did with episode one, we’re here to track down all of the Watchmen Easter eggs on the HBO series.

If you spot something we missed, let us know in the comments or on Twitter and we’ll get this updated!

THE TITLE

The episode’s title, “Martial Feats of Comanche Horsemanship” references the painting that the camera ominously lingers on in Judd’s house during the wake. That painting is a 1834 work by George Catlin, known for his depictions of Native Americans. Weirdly the episode title has rearranged the original name of the painting a bit as it’s titled “Comanche Feats of Martial Horsemanship.” The Comanche were accomplished horsemen, and often fought on horseback. I’m not fluent enough in Native American history or 19th century art to fully explain the possible significance, historical or otherwise of this painting. Please enlighten us in the comments.

THE SQUID RAIN AND THE NEWS

- This episode gives us our first mentions of both the New Frontiersman and Nova Express, the right and left wing papers (respectively) of the Watchmen universe. Rorschach was a massive fan of the New Frontiersman, which in this timeline is also owned (surprise!) by Roger Ailes.

- While the squid rain showers appear to have been going on for quite some time, it appears that the one that we saw in episode 1 was particularly widespread, with people talking about them happening simultaneously in multiple cities across the globe. It’s also interesting to note that people in this world consider them “false flags.”

- And, of course, we get the newsvendor giving the audience the running commentary on the state of the world, just as we did in the original book. While not the same character as the one from the book, this guy, Seymour, is roughly the same age and played by Robert Wisdom (The Wire), and also made his first proper appearance in the second chapter. Also note that in a world without the internet, newspapers are still far more important than they are to ours.

- We finally meet Senator (and Presidential hopeful) Joe Keene. Robert Redford is currently serving his 7th (!) term in office and isn’t planning on running for an 8th. Keene is the conservative candidate most likely to make a run for it. His father was responsible for the Keene Act which outlawed masked vigilante activity in the wake of the police strike of 1977.

RORSCHACH

- To say that Detective Looking Glass is the Rorschach of this show would perhaps be a little too obvious, hence his display of emotion with “then why am I crying under here.” On the other hand, later in the episode we see that even at home he eats with the mask on, Rorschach style. This COULD play into the idea that, like Walter Kovacs, Looking Glass sees his mask as his true face.

We wrote more about Rorschach and his connection to the 7th Kavalry right here.

SISTER NIGHT and THE WHITE NIGHT

- The flashback to “the White Night” is the first piece of Angela’s Sister Night origin story that we get in this show, and like it was for characters in the original book, this will be teased out over future chapters.

- The version of “Santa Baby” that plays during the flashback sequence to the White Night appears to be Eartha Kitt’s. Eartha Kitt wore a mask herself as Catwoman during the third season of the 1966 Batman TV series. It’s interesting to note that the song slows down as danger increases, perhaps to illustrate how time slows and senses sharpen in moments of great duress.

- Also, when Cal wants to open his present it’s “two minutes to midnight.” The Bulletin of Atomic Scientists tracks how close humanity is to annihilating itself via its “Doomsday Clock.” The clock began at “7 minutes to midnight in 1947, hit “two minutes to midnight” in 1953, and has been as far away as 17 minutes in the ensuing decades. It is at this moment once again set at “two minutes to midnight” in part to reflect the growing threat and reality of climate change, as well as reckless nuclear saber rattling by world leaders who probably should know better but obviously do not.

It’s also a killer Iron Maiden tune, but you knew that.

- The blood spatter on Angela’s face almost could be another mirror of the “minutes to midnight” blood spatter pattern on the Comedian’s badge which has long been considered Watchmen’s logo.

- Note that during the flashback in the hospital, Judd’s bandages correspond to the old bullet scars we saw on him in episode 1 when he was putting his shirt on.

- Angela’s phone number is 539-176-2442. At the moment nothing happens if you call it. Not that I've tried or anything.

THE COMEDIAN

- In Nixonville, Red antagonizing a crowd and then losing it when somebody throws a bottle feels very much like the similarly antagonistic Comedian, back when he was partnered up with Nite Owl, taking on a crowd of rioters during the police strike in 1977 before the passage of the Keene Act. Of course, Red and the Comedian would share very little in common politically.

read more: How HBO's Watchmen Was Brought to Life

- Angela’s discovery of Judd’s...um...costume...directly mirrors Rorschach’s discovery of the Comedian’s costume in Edward Blake’s closet in the first issue of Watchmen. Like Angela, Rorschach had no idea of his colleague’s double identity. The difference here is that Rorschach and Comedian worked together professionally as masked adventurers, and didn’t know each other’s secret identities. Rorschach instead stumbles on Blake’s true identity while investigating his murder.

NITE OWL

- Angela and Cal’s children are wearing “pirate” and “owl” costumes. The pirate remains a key pop cultural touchstone in the Watchmen universe, as pirate comics filled the void that superhero comics never needed to fill, as illustrated by the “Tales of the Black Freighter” story that runs through the Watchmen book. “Feed ‘em to the sharks” feels like a reference to that particularly macabre supernatural pirate story.

The “owl” is a reference to Nite Owl, and while Dan Dreiberg has so far been absent from this show, he’s here in spirit in a number of ways, perhaps especially in the goggles we Angela using to search Judd’s closet at the end of the episode, which look suspiciously like Nite Owl technology. In fact, between the Owlship style hovercraft we saw used as a police vehicle in episode 1, this, and the revelation via HBO’s official supplemental materials that Dan Dreiberg was arrested in 1995 for actions that violated the Keene Act, it might be possible that his punishment might involve creating technology for the police. Or it was simply handed over, confiscated, and then duplicated.

DR. MANHATTAN

- The weird, floating magnetic castle that Topher is building looks very much like the red sand castle we saw Dr. Manhattan building in the first episode. The big blue guy also dismissed that with a wave of his hand. Both structures look suspiciously similar to the castle occupied by the guy who is most certainly not Adrian Veidt (ahem) that Jeremy Irons is playing.

- In the background of Topher’s room there’s a reproduction of Salvador Dali’s “The Persistence of Memory,” the “melting pocket watch” painting that could be the surrealist’s most famed work. Considering Jon Osterman’s (and now theoretical Adrian Veidt’s) love for pocket watches, this could be significant, especially when paired with the apparent affinity Topher has with the dwellings/constructions of both characters.

- The play that the “mysterious gentleman” is putting on at the end of the episode is a dramatization of Dr. Jon Osterman’s transformation into Dr. Manhattan, right down to one of the “clones” (if that’s what they are) adopting the character’s blue skin tone and traditional nudity. It wouldn’t be a Watchmen show if there wasn’t some blue dong. If only it was glowing. I’m sure we’ll get there.

AMERICAN HERO STORY AND HOODED JUSTICE

- Opening with “Fraulein Mueller” typing a piece of propaganda can’t be a coincidence in the same episode where we have the “American Hero Story” episode about Rolf Mueller, Hooded Justice.

- The propaganda leaflet dropped on black American soldiers marching towards the line in World War I is word for word from an actual historical leaflet from 1917.

- The FCC warning on American Hero Story: Minutemen feels like a jab at the kind of self policing common in liberal circles. Robert Redford is apparently an exceptionally liberal President, and not everyone is thrilled about it. Note, for example, how the newsvendor jokes about Redford’s “libstapo.”

- American Hero Story focuses heavily on the early days of Hooded Justice. The painting on the back of Rolf’s corpse’s jacket is from a particular Dave Gibbons illustration in the book, meant to be a photograph of Muller as a circus strongman in his prime. The fact that the narrator hints that this isn’t him is a nod to the fact that the corpse was so badly decomposed that they weren’t able to make a positive identification on him.

We wrote much more about the convoluted mystery surrounding Hooded Justice right here.

You may also note that, like Judd’s dead body, “Rolf�� is only wearing one boot.

- Incidentally, the style in which American Hero Story is presented, from the use of slow motion to the speed-ramping to the oversaturated colors and absurdly self-serious and unintentionally hilarious narration and tone, all feel a little like how Zack Snyder envisioned this world in his 2007 Watchmen movie adaptation.

- Interestingly, they use a kid hawking newspapers to set the stage for Hooded Justice’s first major adventure, and he’s referring to Orson Welles’ famous “War of the Worlds” radio broadcast and hoax. However, Welles’ broadcast took place on Oct. 30, 1938, while Under the Hood sets the supermarket fight as Oct. 13, 1938. This isn’t an inaccuracy on HBO’s part, and is likely instead just an example of the American Hero Story producers taking artistic license to place the Hooded Justice fight in the fall of 1938 rather than tie it to a specific date.

ADRIAN VEIDT?

- Based on the candles on the cake, it appears to be Veidt’s SECOND anniversary wherever he is, even though only one day has passed for everyone else. Is this a sign of how time passes where he is, or perhaps the perceptions of those around him?

- “Nothing ends. Nothing ever ends,” were Dr. Manhattan’s last words to Adrian Veidt before departing for...redder pastures...at the end of the book.

- The stopwatch kicks off at 9 minutes to midnight. There are nine episodes of this show, hence “it has only just begun.” Incidentally, the Doomsday Clock has been set at 9 minutes to midnight twice in history, once in 1974 and again in 1998.

MUSIC

- The Temptations’ “Ball of Confusion” plays as Angela heads back to Judd’s murder scene, which...seems a little on the nose as far as music cues go.

- The episode ends with “Egg Man” by the Beastie Boys over the closing credits. The egg has been a recurring theme in these two episodes, whether it was Angela making the “smiley face” with the yolks in episode 1, or Will’s affinity for hard-boiled eggs (and the egg timer) in this episode. Look, any time we get a deep cut Beastie Boys needledrop anywhere it’s cause for celebration, and this song, which comes from their second LP, Paul’s Boutique. The song is a simple ode to the joys of throwing eggs at people. Considering the original Watchmen story takes place around Halloween, and this episode airs mere days before “Gate Night” when egg throwing and other mischief is a New York (and elsewhere) tradition, this is both playful and brilliant.

MISCELLANEOUS STUFF

- The paparazzi are wearing wings, and referred to as “moths.” This is likely an evolution of the crude flight technology that former Minutemen member Byron Lewis, the Mothman wore. The last we heard of Mothman in the original Watchmen book, he had suffered a nervous breakdown and was institutionalized. His fate is explored further in DC’s Doomsday Clock comic book sequel.

- Henry Louis “Skip” Gates is indeed a real person, a prominent African-American historian, teacher, and literary critic and scholar. We wrote more about him right here.

- In the alley behind Angela’s bakery you can see the same graffiti that the Knot-Top gang in the Watchmen comic painted. It’s a silhouette of two lovers, intended to evoke the shadows burned into the walls of Hiroshima by the atomic bomb. Somehow that motif made it to Tulsa, Oklahoma.

- Will is 105 years old. He jokes about being Dr. Manhattan, which obviously he is not. One thing notable is that the Bass Reeves silent film in episode 1 featured him wearing a costume that looked an awful lot like Hooded Justice. And Will is fond of the red and purple color scheme of that old masked vigilante. It's probably a coincidence, though. Right? Oh wait, there are no coincidences in the world of Watchmen.

Did you spot anything I missed? Let us know in the comments!

Keep up with all our Watchmen news and reviews here.

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LetsVoltron interview with Tyler Labine highlights

I was taking notes as I was listening to it so here’s what I have! I tried to keep it as accurate and true to what was said as possible but a lot of this is paraphrased, be sure to listen to the interview here!

“Canada’s own Tyler Labine” YASS REPRESENT :’))

Josh, Rhys and Tyler jockey for the title of team jokester in the booth

On how Hunk is different from other characters he’s played: Hunk is about finding your earnest, sweet center. We all aspire to be Hunk. He says what he means. Tyler’s played a lot of jerks with sweet centers, for Hunk he got to strip all the other stuff and defense mechanisms off the other characters. What you see is what you get. Sweet, innocent, earnest, sincere, honest, child-like wonder with bouts of bravery.

Hunk has strong intuition, if you stop and listen (re: Rolo ranting)

Tyler’s kids are huuge Voltron fans; they play Voltron together - Tyler is Hunk, his wife is Shiro, his son is Keith (huge fan!), his daughter is Pidge and the baby is Lance ^.^

They gave a shoutout to the college-age demographic!

To get in character - be more immature, make everyone laugh. He keeps Hunk’s energy going in the booth through making Bex and Jeremy laugh

On Hunk’s friendships:

Lance/Pidge/Hunk have a built in history from the Garrison.

Hunk and Pidge have their technobabble rapport, quick and efficient at accomplishing what needs to be done; will see more of this.

Lance and Hunk are buddies, lots of teasing between them, have a good solid base.

His relationship with Shiro is still developing; Hunk really respects him, there’s a bit of reverence there, they don’t really pal around.

With keith it’s just starting to develop, he took Lance’s side (re: Keith being a hot-shot pilot) until he got to know Keith more one on one. S02E09 was a real breakthrough in that respect, Hunk realized “I like you”.

Coran is like a goofy uncle who can really buckle down when needed.

He like everyone is in awe of Allura; there’s reverence, respect.

Fave Hunk scene/moment: at the space mall. He loved Hunk at Vrepit Sal’s; Tyler is as tired of fat jokes as we are, but that moment really drove home that Hunk is a gourmand - he wants the experience of cooking and sharing food with everyone, wants to make people happy with his cooking. Teaching Vrepit Sal that there’s joy in cooking showcases that.

Hunk’s “farm to table” approach to food is a grounded, human, basic thing. He’s interested in the entire process of choosing ingredients, making dishes, sharing food. He likes foods that make you feel human, especially when he’s stuck in space. Food brings everyone together.

Best piece of advice he’s received: “for the artist, there is no satisfaction there is only a queer divine dissatisfaction”

Gotta make peace with being dissatisfied for your whole life, you’ll never reach perfection

Fave line: “I’m a leg!” Would get that tattooed on his leg if he was bolder.

Also: “Don’t forget these are the fundamentals of cooking” as Hunk is running away.

“Hunk has no boundaries” - talking about digging through Pidge’s bag in S01E01

On whether Hunk dances: “If you like to eat you like to dance - he shakes it hard”

His headcanon on how Lance and Hunk met: the Garrison is a very sought-after school, a safe haven for a lot of strange people with shared interest to explore human potential in space. It brings people together from all over.

They didn’t know each other beforehand but Lance and Hunk roomed together and hit it off kinda like a university dorm situation. Lance was wild and Hunk was impressionable; Lance was that guy who could get him to do stuff - frat bros. They probably met Pidge in sim class - Pidge was that person who got assigned to them class poject-style

Pre-Garrison and background: Tyler doesn’t know much, but knows for a fact Hunk is Samoan and is real tight with his mom, who taught him to cook

On Hunk’s lack of character development in season 2: Tyler has same concerns as us re fat jokes and food and has been allowed to express them and Lauren and Joaquim have been receptive. We don’t need to worry about where Hunk is going, “I will never just let him fall flat”

Lauren and Joaquim and Netflix and Dreamworks pay attention to comments from fans online and consider them

On Hunk and Shay - real sweetness there, he was attracted to her for who she is more than what she looks like. Would make nice couple

Hunk is drawn to people’s differences - Shay, Keith

The food goo tastes like uncooked okra mixed with a blue-green algae like Spirulina

We will see more of mechanic Hunk - fixing things on the fly, that kind of thing

On Hunk as Black pilot: “who says he won’t”

He wants to be the head but wants Yellow to be the head cause he’s fallen in love with Yellow - “Yellow is his lady”

Very good at understanding his place: knows his role as a leg is just as important as the head

“Pidge and Hunk can do anything”

On the paladins in a horror movie type situation: very well equipped as a team, would do well (like Scooby-Doo).

One of them would have to die but they’d do well (”gotta lose one”)

On pets: Hunk doesn’t have pets at home but he would absolutely adopt an alien pet, he’s all for companionship

On winter sports: Tyler’s faves are snowboarding and curling (Canadian rep going strong XD). Hunk wold love anything where you work up a lot of speed like luge or bobsled

On Hunk’s headband: doesn’t ever take it off, probably something that reminds him of his roots.

Would Hunk open a restaurant back on Earth: would have to hybrid mechanic shop and food cause loves working with his hands so much

Tyler is a very good cook himself, has taken classes. Some of his knowledge may have made it into show, informed Hunk’s character.

Hunk is very much a part of him. He pushes some stuff of himself onto Hunk like immaturity and scaredness. Then writers and producers also take some of what they see in the booth from Tyler and write it into the character

Confirmed his attendance at Wondercon 2017. Didn’t mention specifically who else would be there but probably safe to assume Joaquim and Lauren and Tim and several of the voice cast will also be there

#hunk #hunk garrett #hunk (voltron)#voltron legendary defender #tyler labine #cast #lets voltron #mine #interview

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