#jensen got his start on soap operas and boy did that pay off for us

[deanwasalwaysbi]

Dean's nothing about our lives is real speech? When he says "everything we are is because of chuck"? He was speaking privately & directly to Castiel when he said that.

Not to Sam. Not everything I am. Everything we are. Dean was having a full on crisis.

"You asked, 'What about all of this is real?' We are." Dean didn't know how right Cas was.

Like no baybee. It'll take 15 episodes, but god himself will tell you Cas defied him and his plan to love you, actually.

[mycasandstarrs]

SPN 6x15: “The French Mistake”

THEN: Angels are a thing. Raphael vs Castiel. Balthazar, known for stealing heavenly weapons that Cas needs. He happens to be on Cas’ side. Demonic calls. Ruby. 

‘Twas a dark and stormy night...

Hello, Balthazar.

“You did. Twice. Good for you.”

Love that snark.

Balthazar just trashing the place just to find his ingredients.

Oh dear.

Hello, Virgil.

Oh my god, the casual butt slap that Dean was not ready for, hahahaha.

And it begins.

Why would that be your first question, omg.

“Or we could have them fly at the window, then freeze frame. Then cut to black, act out.”

“Freeze frame.”

“Um, yeah, freeze frame.”

Oh goodness.

What an ambitious episode.

“Oh crap! I’m a painted whore!” Hon, there are worse things than wearing makeup.

“No, seriously. Why? Why would anybody want to watch our lives?”

“Well, I mean, according to that interviewer, not very many people do.”

pfft.

Multiple Babys.

“Dear Castiel, who art maybe running his ass away from heaven, we pray that you have your ears on. So... Breaker breaker...” Why does Dean keep mentioning Cas’ ass in these “prayers”?

I can’t stop giggling. This is clearly not Cas.

You know what tho? This scene they’re “rehearsing” is all somewhat true.

Misha’s so cute.

“Hola Mishamigos. Jsquared got me good. Really starting to feel like one of the guys.” ‘Mishamigos’ is too fucking cute.

Is this what their trailers are really like?

Dean’s okay with being from Texas.

Not as okay with being on a soap opera.

Sam’s little flinch when Dean “stabs” him.

Omg, the crew member who had to run after them.

Clif!

“Dude, we're not even in America.” Dean takes such such personal offense to being in Canada.

The paintings!

The alpaca!

Genevieve!

THE FUCKING ALPACA HAS A FRAMED PHOTO ON THE MANTEL.

Their actual wedding photo is so sweet tho

Who came up with this??

“Well, looks like you did all right.”

“Yeah. Yeah. I should figure out her name.”

Perfect joke, perfect timing.

Omg the picture of cowboy Jared.

“Money, man. there is nothing like it.” Amen.

“You have been Sam Winchester way too long.” Aww.

“We’re not doing anything illegal, are we?”

“Would it make you feel better if I said no?”

“No.”

pfft.

omg Misha.

Oh lord, here we go.

Why does Dean get so damn stiff??

NOT LIKE THAT SAM.

I’m gonna bust a lung from laughing, omg.

Misha watching what he believes is a breakdown.

“imho J and J had a late one last night. rotflmao”

“Plus, Clif says they're smuggling illegal stuff in from Mexico.” pfft, Clif snitched on them.

“Misha's celebrity tweet says it's a black-market organ thing. I'm betting drugs.” lmao.

“Look, I was up all night, looking online.” Sam didn’t even sleep.

Magic and the supernatural doesn’t exist in this universe.

“No angels.” Basically, they’re trapped.

Why hello, Virgil.

OH MY GOD. Beating the shit out of Virgil looks so wrong out of context.

“You're dead, Virgil! Virgil! I'm gonna break your friggin' neck!” LMAO WAS YELLING THAT NECESSARY.

“Maybe it'd help if I – I'll fly up and talk to them.”

“You know, I'm not sure Jared and Jensen...know who she is, strictly speaking. She's, you know, new. No offense.”

“Right.”

“Yeah, I think what we might need at this stage is for Kripke to come up himself. He created the show. They'll listen to him.”

Ok, the bullshit part of this episode. Not cool, guys.

Aww no, here comes the sad part.

nooo.

Sam’s just now realizing the damn key is gone??

“You heard my brother. That's right, I said 'brother.' 'cause you know what, Bob? We're not actors. We're hunters. We're the Winchesters. Always have been, and always will be.” Dean no. NO DEAN.

“And yeah, okay, here, maybe there's some – some fans who give a crap about this nonsense.”

Me neither.

I feel so damn sorry for Meta!Misha.

“What are you about to do?” Meta!Misha’s last words.

RIP Meta!Misha Collins. Killed by Virgil.

“Misha! He’s been stabbed to death!”

“Where?” “Where?”

“Where?!”

haha.

How did they even get past the police?

Dean was kind enough to pay the homeless man. 

“I mean, how bad can an angel with no wings be?” Pretty bad if he has guns.

RIP random guy who walked into the gun shop. Killed by Virgil.

“No hell below us, above us only sky.” Ha, “Imagine.”

“We just don't mean the same thing here. I mean, we're not even brothers here, man.” Aww.

Real Eric Kripke? [After episode edit: Nope.]

RIP Eric Kripke. Killed by Virgil.

RIP Bob Singer. Killed by Virgil.

RIP 2 or 3 people. Killed by Virgil.

GO.

Hello, Raphael.

“Raphael? Nice meatsuit. Dude looks like a lady.” REALLY DEAN.

“You see, they were so well-hidden that I needed time to find them. So, I volunteered these two marmosets for a game of fetch with Virgil. You two were such an adequate stick. Thank you. Thank you, boys.” Cat’s out.

YAASS CAS.

“If you don't want to die tonight, back off.” I FUCKING LOVE ASSERTIVE CASSSSS.

“Well, Cas...Now that you have your sword, try not to die by it.”

“Cas, what the hell? Wait, wait, you were in on this, using us a diversion?” 

“It was Balthazar's plan. I would have done the same thing.” 

Yikes.

“Yeah, Cas. We know the stakes. That's about all you've told us!” The stakes should be enough to make you understand!

Cas constantly apologizes for “all this”.

And Dean always complains about “freaking angels”.

“Oh, and, uh, we're broke again.” That’s the biggest loss.

“Hey... at least we're talking.” ha ha, Sam.