#jenefer jeaerau

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BAU sleepover at Rossi’s be like

Everyone: *nice and asleep after a long day*

2:30am hits

Reid: AAAAAHHHHHH *just absolutely screeching and thrashing*

Hotch,Prentiss,Morgan, Garcia, JJ and Rossi dash into the living room: WHAT WHAT HAPPENED

Reid: *wakes up breifly* oh...s’just a dream *konks back out*

Rossi: *pulls Hotch over to the side* you need to take him home right now

Hotch: it’s almost 3 in the morning Dave

Rossi: you don’t understand if he’s not gone in five minutes, he’s going in the fucking trash

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*over group text*

Garcia: yo I’m at Starbucks anyone want anything

Rossi: I’m good

JJ: get me a caramel frap please

Morgan: if they have a chicken salad sandwich I’ll take one of those baby girl

Reid: Hotch choggie

Garcia: ....what?

Reid: **hot chocolate

Prentiss: hotch choggie

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Reid: did you know 67% of butterflies are actually canabalistic?

Morgan: ...hmmm really? *walks off*

JJ: 67%? Huh...

Reid: oh no it’s this new thing I’m doing where I just make shit up off the top of my head and see how many people fall for it

JJ: ...so how much of what you’ve said is actually true?

Reid: like 50%

JJ: ...

Reid: ok fine 34%

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JJ: *to the new pilot* hey uh, I don’t know if they told you yet but they totally said it was ok if yo-

Pilot: I already know what your going to say because they warned me about you guys - no I am not doing a vomit commit

Reid: *in the cockpit doorway* ...Jerry would’ve done it...

Morgan: *right behind him* I know, right? Jerry was the best

Pilot: yeah, and you know why Jerry’s not your pilot anymore? Because he got fired from him doing that

Rossi: ...Jerry was awesome

Hotch: Jerry was the best

Reid: oh man Jerry was just super cool

JJ: I wish Jerry was back

Pilot: *peer pressure gets to him* ok fine

Entire team: OH YEAH WE GOIN ZERO G GUYS

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This is what plays when the BAU takes off

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(Season 2 criminal minds)

Random agent @ Reid : I like your Dahmer costume!

Reid: I...

Agent: very clever!

*agent leaves*

Reid: I wasn’t in my... costume yet...

JJ(observing): *laughs into a seizure*