#jeffs table

[brohammas]

Jeff is the Hero We Need: Jeff's Table and the Oy Bar

I don’t know all the stuff about Jeff, his story, his restaurant (s), or about many things at all, but what I do know is a sandwich. Jeff is a certified sandwich genius. officially. Actual genius in sandwichology. Jeffs Table 5900 N. Figueroa St. The Brohammas Institute of Bread Encased Hand Foods has been evaluating sandwiches for decades and while I should be humble in many things, I am…

[chasingthe2000s]

Fuck it, Jeff on the table

[oldschoolfrp]

Chainmail rules for medieval miniatures by Gary Gygax and Jeff Perren, 3rd ed printing by TSR, 1975 (first published by Don Lowry's Guidon Games in 1971), with Lowry's illustrations plus photos of early sand table games which originally used 40mm scale Elastolin and Starlux toy soldiers.

Combat in Dungeons & Dragons was developed around the d6 Chainmail rules, but the first 1974 D&D set also included an optional d20 system that became the more popular choice.

[scary-lasagna]

Can I request a scenario where it's the middle of the night and jeff is asleep but he wakes up to the sound of his pregnant S/O crying in the kitchen so he grabs a knife thinking she's hurt but she's having really bad cravings and they don't have the food she's craving? Sorry just super fluffy idea

Jeff

He's always been the guy to keep a bed knife tucked between the mattress and the box spring.

For emergencies, of course.

Your partner found you absolutely sobbing on the kitchen floor, heaving your shoulders with heavy gasps and wails, complete with a tear-stained, puffy red face that looked like you'd been crying for quite a while before he found you.

"Hey, hey!" Jeff took a quick scan to see if anything was out of place, or if any blood leaked out of places they shouldn't.

Everything seemed fine, excluding the mess of cooking ingredients around you. Crumbles of cornstarch showed no mercy to your tears, strewn about the kitchen after what seemed like a tantrum of throwing it on the floor.

"What happened, my sweet?" Jeff asked softly, kneeling down in front of you and cupping your pathetic little face between his palms.

You were blubbering and crying so hard, Jeff could barely piece together the words to help you.

"I JOUSt AWANTed [hic] I wAOUNTED to MaUOKE- I WANt eD to MAKOE MI FaOrVuTIe [hic] CHciEKAn saUOUCEEEeEeeeee"

"Ohhh, you wanted your favorite sauce to eat? Were you trying to make it?"

" yeah :("

"Ohh, my poor little [Y/N]..." He cooed and pulled you in closer, and you cried harder, knowing how safe you could feel with him.

And you two stayed there on the kitchen floor, covered in cornstarch as he rocked you to calmness.

And it turned quiet and peaceful, and your hiccups and sobs have long since died down as Jeff rubbed your back.

This only made you realize how good of a partner he is, and triggered the waterfalls again.

He couldn't help with laugh a little, "Why are you crying again?"

"I JuOSUt LOuvE YOuuUUUuu." <:(

[giffypudding]

It does look tasty

[missholloween]

Dakota Johnson was a dream too beautiful for our mere mortal eyes.

As the poem goes, nothing gold can stay.

[puhpandas]

I need to see more oz and jeff friendship immediately

[daily-table21]

Video: Table History: Burning of the Gaspee

Status: Public

Link: Table History: Burning of the Gaspee - YouTube

Date Posted: September 3rd 2021

[lovekenney]

SIX SEASONS AND A MOVIE

[callsign-bubbles]

Molybdenum is a chemical element; it has symbol Mo (from Neo-Latin molybdaenum) and atomic number 42. The name derived from Ancient Greek Μόλυβδος molybdos, meaning lead, since its ores were confused with lead ores. Molybdenum minerals have been known throughout history, but the element was discovered (in the sense of differentiating it as a new entity from the mineral salts of other metals) in 1778 by Carl Wilhelm Scheele. The metal was first isolated in 1781 by Peter Jacob Hjelm. Molybdenum does not occur naturally as a free metal on Earth; in its minerals, it is found only in oxidized states.

On June 22nd, 2018, Dahlin was drafted first overall by the Buffalo Sabres. He was the first Swedish player to be drafted first overall since Mats Sundin in 1989, and the second Swede overall to accomplish the feat.

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part of the nhl periodic table of poems featuring elemental haiku by mary soon lee, created by @simmyfrobby

[sarafangirlart]

https://youtu.be/dHch7yki1q4?si=sGX7IzUeGSiDIqQv

No matter how this show ends up being, Janet McTeer as Hera is stellar casting

Oh shit I didn’t know the trailer came out, idk about Dionysus being rude to Hera but Zeus calling her Dionysus’s mother feels weirdly in character? I mean he literally forced her to breastfeed him in the Dionysiaca so he definitely wants her to view his illegitimate children as her own.

[yeetlegay]

Look at that blue vein right in the middle of his throat showing alphas where to chomp

[rabid-dog-steve-horn]

For all my fellow wrestling fans.

Enjoy.

[badlydrawnsbahj]

i remembered what website i use to make stuff look like ass hooray

[liblib620]

Ladies and gentlemen. We are gathered here today to honor the short lived life of Jeff. Even after 251 years, he will be remembered. o7

[arewedoneyet]

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