#jeff satur shitpost

[live-from-flaturn]

It's him...

[emberfaye]

[jeffsparasite]

I JUST REALISED

Basically when you're doing crunches and you have your arms crossed on your chest...YOU'RE DOING A SATURN HUG

I think it's so adorable ヾ(≧▽≦*)o

It's just one of those shower thoughts but I'm deeply in love with this fact

Imagine Jeff/Kimhan hugging you when you're doing cruches lol

Good supporters right

[eggwars]

Living up to my bio again

So in my defence, i was bribed by the lovely @just-slightly-chayotic. That probably doesn't justify just how many hours I spent on this but :') worked well as a color study

(obligatory disclaimer: Jeff if you see this, I'm so sorry and no you didn't <3)

[29daffodils]

heard that jeff's been stalking us

thankfully, i only spill my guts on tumblr (side-eyeing that post about my jeff + ta threesome 🫣)

[allhailbrokeloose]

THIS IS THE BEST MV TO EVER MV

[annyeonganna]

the way the only thing i could focus on is that blue shirt... 😅😅 sorry Jeff this time around even your beauty can't compete 😅😅🤦‍♀️

via biothermTH @ twitter | 17022023

[bestiesincrime]

nothing happened, i just find him rude and insensitive in his attractiveness.

[vladaustria]

[After Tankhun finds out about Kim breaking Chay’s heart]

Announcer: We are LIVE here at Wik’s concert and- wait, what’s this? It’s, it’s, BY GOD IT’S KHUN TANKHUN WITH A STEEL TRAY!

[fruityuncleskeletor]

The average person has one, maybe two genders in their lifetime. Jeff Satur, who has all the genders, is an outlier and shouldn't be counted. #GendersGeorg

[live-from-flaturn]

so I watched Yellow Leaf again today for no reason and my brain did this:

[emberfaye]

I can't be trusted with canva

[noona96n]

Kim: causing the fight or escalating the fight

Kinn: is ending everyone the fight

Tankhun: asks when the fight will be over because he needs to go home and catch up on his porn

Dad: sipping whiskey at the mini-bar enjoying the fight

[guzhufuren]

thank you for tagging me, the sweetest bun ever @kissporsche

NAME: Vlada ❤️‍🔥

SIGN: aries (i don't believe in astrology tho)

HEIGHT: shut the fuck up!!!!! i'm 161 cm

TIME: 4:45 pm

BIRTHDAY: born in spring 1998

FAVOURITE ARTIST/BAND: Stray Kids. other than them i listen to songs from random artists i found/picked meticulously/heard or tv show/movie soundtracks. last two years kpop has been dominating my playlist

LAST MOVIE: i'm gonna watch Nope tomorrow, so this one will become the last one soon, SO EXCITED!!!! love horror movies and watching Us was a whole religious experience for me

LAST SHOW: Vice Versa

WHEN I CREATED THIS BLOG: December 2016 right before Skam S3 finale. i had a different blog since 2013 but decided to create all new social media accounts and emails that day

WHAT I POST: memes, thirsty gifsets, from time to time shitposts or opinions

OTHER BLOGS: i have a lgbtq blog on a different social media platform (for people from post-soviet countries)

DO I GET ASKS: once a month yes

AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: 9-10 cause my brain meds elongate my required sleeping time

WHAT I’M WEARING: tshirt and underwear is the home outfit of mine all year long, rn it's cold so it's also wool socks

DREAM JOB: daycare worker/kindergarten teacher, i'm getting a uni degree for that currently!! i love, adore and worship babies more than anything in the world ❤️

DREAM TRIP: i don't like traveling, prefer moving to my dream place and staying there forever. i'm planning New Zealand, or Thailand if they legalise gay marriage and adoption in the next 2 years. but i do want to have a trip to Korea to get more tattoos since koreans are the best tattoo artists in the world

FAVOURITE SONGS (and quotes from them):

KB — be free

i like your tight blue jeans; summer of freedom

where am i oh i; just wanna taste your lips

BLACKPINK — Pink Venom

taste that pink venom, taste that pink venom

straight to ya dome like whoa, whoa, whoa; straight to ya domе like ah, ah, ah

Stray Kids — Maniac

maniac; pingping dorabeorigetji

maniac frankenstein cheoreom georeo; maniac maniac

Jeff Satur — Why Don't You Stay (Thai)

khae ter, khae mi ter

mai wa jer lok ti rai duangdao

dtae wa song cha khao bpai

nan thaorai op kot chan nai kamkheun ni cha mi khae rao

why dont you stay

tagging darlings @bestiesincrime @itsza @onstoryladders and my babie @dontislav besties do it if you want to only ❤️

[daisugababy]

30 Question Tag Game

I got tagged by @pb-nj! thanks bby!! ♥

1. Name: sibel

2. Gender: female

3. Star sign: taurus

4. Height: 5'3 (i think? i’m 163 cm)

5. Time: 14:20 

6. Birthday: may 13

7. Favorite bands: the xx, highlight, got7, mamamoo, bts, p!atd, bastille and kard

8. Favorite solo artists: two feet, melanie martinez, kina, marian hill, jeff satur and hozier

9. Song stuck in my head: spider dance from the undertale soundtrack. it’s really catchy my dudes

10. Last movie: the boys in the band

11. Last show: 911 lone star ♥ i finished it last night and every attempt of mine to watch sth else after it failed lmaooo

12. When did you create this blog: uhhhhh, i think 2012? or sth like that LOL

13. What do I post: bascically everything. gifs, fics, videos, song covers, empty brain shitposts... yeah

14. Last thing I googled: troy, bc the song of achilles aaaaaahhh

15. Other blogs: oof, a few. @type-go-grrr (probably gonna change url soon tho), @lucybradford, @lan-one-baincell-wangji and @schmicoadventcalendar. and then another random blog.

16. Do I get asks: yes! more frequently when it’s schmico season, but they are there and i appreciate them :)

17. Why I chose this url: this is probably my 8th url for this blog. simply, bc i love these two nerds haha

18. Following: 70

19. Followers: uhhh who really knows. could be 5 or 5 million. probably sth in between these two.

20. Average hours of sleep: i am always trying to at least get 7 in. but mostly 6 when i’m working.

21. Lucky number: idk, 7?

22. Instruments: guitar, ukulele, a lil bit piano, kinda kalimba and thanks to the song of achilles i want a lyre and learn

23. What I’m wearing right now: black leggings and grey self-cropped h&m nasa hoodie (yes, the basic one bahahaha)

24. Dream job: who the fuck knows, i’m not in the mood for another identity crisis rn hahaha

25. Dream trip: literally anywhere. i mean it. just put me on a plane and yeet me out of the country. (well obv. not rn, but y’know. when possible)

26. Favorite food: any type of soup, but mostly chicken soup

27. Nationality: german

28. Favorite song: spring day by bts. i just love it sm.

29. Last book I read:

currently reading: the song of achilles my madeline miller

finished before that: supernova by kass morgan

30. Top three fictional universes: shadowhunters, winx club and dc tv universe

i tag: @glassesandkim @diaz-eddie @buckleys-diaz @herrera-n-hayes aaand @schmico-ing

[live-from-flaturn]

he's serving Professor Porter. yasssssss.

go off you funky little researcher!!!!i