#jean pierre metalocalypse

[ogurizz]

also look at this microscopic jean pierre

[mtlsmashorpass]

[soup-the-zombie]

Guyse you don't understand stand jean Pierre is hot and he is underrated guys please hear me out he's literally attractive,and he's cute guys please

[wern1c]

+ bonus Magnus

[mr-megaphone]

pls imagine they're sitting in chairs for me, do it for me? for me🥺

[papabigtoes]

Shaded Commission Comic for the Zazz-tastic @pan-flute-skeleton - Band Mom Pickles To The METAL Rescue!

[gointothevvater]

Nathan is a fan of chocolate. He loves candy bars. Big, big sweet tooth on this guy. You ask him his favorite, though, and he'll say it's dark chocolate. Just black chocolate. Highest amount of cacao you can get. Blacker than the blackest black and all that. This is not true. He likes milk chocolate.

Jean-Pierre knows this, and he's so devoted that he adds just enough food coloring to his chocolate treats that they appear super dark while holding onto the yummy milk chocolate taste.

Nathan gives him a couple hundred bucks as a tip any time he does 🖤

[gibbouschild]

⚙️Kloktober 2023 // Day 10: Came Back Different

I heard he was sewn back together wrong, but he just looks like a cute little dude.

This was super fun to doodle♥️

[fathercharlesoffdensen]

Kloktober 2023, Day 10: Came Back Wrong!

[bizarrescribblez]

where is the seth character ai bot at please theres somebody out here other than me who has to tolerate him to make a bot cuz . I dont like making bots myself on there .

[mtlbracket]

[the-loveliest-lotus]

25 Lucy and Vivi in the siren au

Aaah, finally getting to this one with a cute idea.

25- Write about your ship bathing or swimming together.

It had been a long night working at Mardör. There were plenty of rowdy customers, which meant great tips for both Lucy and Vivi. But it also meant taking a good swim to recharge. Being in human skin was a challenge for Vivi with the damage that she had to her fin translating over into pain while walking and needing a cane, so nights like this were usually more relaxed.

Lucy left Vivi for a few minutes to gather a few things, and Vivi found a comfortable spot that would let them lounge without having to fight the current.

When Lucy got back, the double tailed siren set her haul down on the rock next to them, and grinned triumphantly before leaning back herself.

"Is that sea cucumber?" Vivi asked with a twinge of excitement in her voice.

Lucy smirked at her, "It is. The moonlight hit it just right and I found a huge patch. We have a new secret stash of snacks."

Vivi chuckled, "Good. With how many ships are in port, we're going to need more nights like this."

The two of them took clay that Lucy had gathered and spread a mask on their faces, and snacked on seaweed and sea cucumber as they lounged.

"You'll never guess who I saw Jean-Pierre leaving the bar with last night," Lucy said, a mischievous grin on her face.

"Who?"

"That really cute new waitress, the one with mousy brown hair and sweet brown eyes."

"No! Daniella? Really?"

Lucy nodded, "I swear to you, I saw his arm around her waist and they were both all smiles. It was adorable, I hope they at least have fun."

Vivi chuckled, "Good for them. I think it's sweet. He's a good man."

Lucy was quiet for a beat, "Have you ever-"

"With Jean-Pierre?" Lucy gave her a look as though it was obvious and she said, "No, I just think he's a sweetheart." She looked at Lucy, "Have you ever...?"

Lucy blushed and made a so-so hand gesture as she ate some seaweed, "He may have spoken French between my human legs."

"Lucy!" she gave Lucy's shoulder a playful shove.

"What? I had a little too much of that 20,000 Leagues Sea Water that Mephisto manifested, Jean-Pierre was hitting that imported tequila a little hard that night, and well, one thing led to another."

Vivi laughed, "I was wondering why those bottles looked emptier!"

The two of them devolved into a fit of giggles as they spent the next few hours gossiping and unwinding until the wee hours of the morning, glad that they'd have more nights like this to look forward to in the coming weeks.

Pan's Siren AU stuff linked here (mine is still yet to be written, lol): https://archiveofourown.org/works/52214812/chapters/132076474

[dolly-macabre]

Was just jamming to Bohemian Rhapsody while cutting fruit at work like the nerd I am and now I need to make a lil comic of Jean-Pierre catching her jamming to it while working in the kitchen overnight 😂

[blackblackheart]

Hey!

Do you like delicious food? Do you like death metal? Do you like the shambling undead? What about guys that look like the shambling undead but are actually really nice and considerate and stupid talented, they were just chopped up by a helicopter and sewn back together by five guys with absolutely no medical training? Well, Jean-Pierre, private chef to the greatest metal band on earth, Dethklok, is here to answer your questions!

You can talk to Chef Jean at-

morte-par-le-chocolat.tumblr.com It means 'death by chocolate', which is a very metal header for a five star private death metal chef, in my opinion. Go talk to him- he's full of stories and, if you're nice, might even cook you something.

[mr-megaphone]

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