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Innocent manga, worst husband material ?
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The question is, who are the characters I DON'T want to be married to. From greatest to least:
1. Soubise/Gaspard/Jean Baptiste: They're all equally just as bad. And you'll be a miserable wife. They won't skip a day to remind you that you're inferior to them in terms of gender, so that makes you inferior to them OVERALL. The usual of everyday is basically, daily brainwash, make baby, verbal abuse, emotional abuse, (Soubise/Gaspard definitely physical abuse), and you'll spend constant days contemplating your tragic life, and eventually you'd be pushed to a point where you're relying on the hope that committing suicide would be able to free you out of this life no different from a cattle's. If you go to hell for it, well, what's new? It won't compare to being married to them.
2. King Louis XVI: Dry ass marriage, with a dry ass husband. Awkward, weak, odd and childish. The only good side to him is he's the king, and weehee, his riches! He may be a kind, and devoted husband who cherishes his children. But I mean really, does that actually matter in the end? He ruled awfully and immaturely and before you know it, you and him are now being transported to the scaffold. Oh and your son is also being tortured and your daughter developed PTSD. Now I know it's not totally Louis Auguste's fault, the dynasty before him weren't any better either, but still...
3. Jean Louis: Obesity is his only bad side. But surprisingly I'd marry this cheerful lovely lump. He doesn't really suppress you from doing anything, (not that he can, poor man can't even get out of his bed). He also doesn't expect nor force you to follow any of your wife obligations. Just keep him fed, and you'll have a decent marriage. Though he is a greedy little glutton, Jean Louis isn't a lecher. He's sweet, devoted, and a good father. I love that he doesn't intervene in anything, he stays out of your way and you can almost continue on with your life as if you aren't married to anyone at all.
4. Charles Henri: He's a tender, loving husband who'd worship the ground you walk on. Yes, he had mistresses in the past before marrying you. Though now his affections are reserved for you and you only. Your marriage is healthy and strong. On the other hand, you can't really do much as the mother of his children. Like Jeanne, whether you agree or disagree on how your husband disciplines your children, tradition is tradition. The least you can do for your children is to offer them comfort after the end of their torture sessions with their father. He'll harden your sons into ideal executioners. And though it makes you proud, nothing will ever erase the mother's guilt of being unable to prevent your sons from suffering another wretched fate.
5. Alain: Definitely the best of them. You'd have a saint for a husband. He is the perfect epitome of paradise. It's heaven as long as he's by your side. Alain is compassionate and pure, overly so. I hope you don't mind sharing his love. Because his heart belongs to the whole world and so sadly, you won't be his priority. I assume he's the type to be absent a lot in your marriage, because he's always travelling and doing charity work. It doesn't mean he loves you any less, he writes to you often as he can.
#Alain Bernard#innocent manga#innocent rouge#charles henri sanson#soubise#subyss#jean baptiste#louis xvi#Louis Auguste#Jean Louis#Charles Henri
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Edi Gathegi as Jean Baptiste in JUSTIFIED (2014)
A man that just talks is no man.
#justified#justified fx#justified 2014#justifiededit#tvedit#tvgifs#pocedit#edi gathegi#jean baptiste#tv#character edit#my graphics#dark deeds#westerns#usually you can read at a glance who the lead character is but gathegi risks out-charisma'ing tim olyphant at times#I don't know what a jean baptiste spinoff would look like but I do believe I'd watch it
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Madonna photographed by Jean Baptiste Mondino for Harper’s Bazaar, 1990.
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bony thoughts of the day!!! from dark age chapt. 5
does contain spoilers! but only kinda
i’m always so confused that synnove is a mage bc of how she’s like ‘it’s all magic from god’ but she is neither a cleric nor a monk. meanwhile aelys WAS a mage but is not a monk. to what god who fuckin knows
wow this party rolls like such total piss but hey at least that includes will ig
shades are such a delightful form of angst. u don’t get to make actual aelys suffer but beating up shade aelys is hilarious
i love that they sing things randomly. same bestie sameeeeee and also they sound so good full kareoke episode when
in a land of manic pixie dream girls i have so much respect for jean ‘i just bonk it’ baptiste. also for the fact that he can occasionally roll above a 10 good job kyle
i also adore having synnove and wellby as absolute sweethearts and everyone else is an asshole it’s a delight to watch
poor poor dan is trying to do a cool spell i can’t hear him over my muffled cackles bc bony loves dirty jokes…there’s no way that acronym is an accident is there
aelys/jon being sad abt not checking every path BC ThERe MIghT bE itEmS is so real and so me and so funny and i love him
one might think that aelys committing fantasy war crimes might make me retract my prior statements re ‘aelys can do no wrong ever’. unfortunately one would be wrong
omg the katari drama akshdhsgsggs let ur future gf heal u babes. do it for the lesbians. like the sapphics are begging you
#caitlin the wannabe bard#bards of new york#bony#synnove oleander#aelys sa'viraan#jean baptiste#still haven’t finished bc ep 5 is seven goddamn hours#but i need sleep#tragically#more updates to come#low key should i just start making millions of short text posts on a side blog i think i have more than enough contebt#oh boy obsession hitting me like a truck rn#wild given how many others things i thought i was too busy being obsessed with#whoooopa#fandom#dnd
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thinking about Jean Baptiste reading through all the Blaine forum posts like they're the morning newspaper
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#arte#art#brasil#brazil#ceara#fotografia#fotography#nature#meus#pintura#painting#jesus#joao batista#jean baptiste#quadro
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Rewatching six days of Sistine, let’s chat about it!
#jamie campbell bower#jamie bower#six days of sistine#indie movie#jean baptiste#art house film#jace wayland#henry creel
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GLEE S05E11 City of Angels
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Do you like my more wholesome version of the Sanson ?
Also, what do you think of the father-daughter parallels between Jean-Baptiste and Marie ? Also, do you have ideas for Madeleine-Claude Gabrielle?
About Madeleine-Claude...
out of all the Sansons, she's the most gentle and empathetic. Madeleine-Claude is genuinely tender hearted towards her younger siblings and holds deep respect for her kind step-mother (As she is the closest to Jeanne, following her footsteps to become the future 'perfect wife'). On the other hand, she's very passive and the most introverted in the household.
One thing that I'm absolutely certain of, is Madeleine-Claude being a heavy dreamer. She spends her days getting caught up in her fantasies and daydreams even while she occupies herself with daily activities. Tends to see things in an unconventional perspective. She has the softest voice, very soothing and pleasant to the ears. Though she also has a peculiar way of speaking, bringing up strange or random topics that leave some members a bit puzzled.
Madeleine doesn't hate Jeanne, but she strongly believes that no one can ever replace her mother. Her memories of Madeleine Tronson are very vague, so she fills the void by imagining her. How she felt, how she looked, her scent, and her voice....
A very sentimental and nostalgic young girl, yearning to be a child again in her mother's arms. She desires to be care free. Instead she's very insecure about her appearance, despite being a beautiful maiden, as she deals with extreme verbal abuse from Anne Marthe- insulting her of her looks and mocking her image. Because of this, her self-criticism is brutal and she had developed a hate for mirrors.
The only bond Madeleine-Claude has with her father, is when they share their aching longing for Madeleine Tronson.
Jean Baptiste looked exactly like Marie Joseph when he was just a young boy so I guess that's enough parallel as it is.
#innocent manga#innocent rouge#madeleine tronson#madeleine-claude-gabrielle#marie joseph sanson#marie joseph#sansons#Jean baptiste
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Björk for Rock & Folk n°335 *ੈ (1995) *ੈ Photographed by Jean-Baptiste Mondino






Björk for Rock & Folk n°335 (1995) *ੈ Photographed by Jean-Baptiste Mondino*ੈ
#bjork#oliver bjorkstrand#jean baptiste#y2k#2000s#2000s nostalgia#magazine scans#90s fashion#vintage#jean baptiste mondino
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Doja Cat【Paint The Town Red】和訳 解説 私の勝ち!ドージャ・キャット勝利宣言 Doja Cat Declares Victory
Doja Cat【Paint The Town Red】和訳解説私の勝ち!ドージャ・キャット勝利宣言 Doja Cat Declares Victory Lyraのブログへ #DojaCat #PainttheTownRed #Scarlet #ドージャキャット #DojaCat #DJReplay #KarlRubin #JeanBaptiste #EarlontheBeat #BurtBacharach #HalDavidandBacharachandDavid #Devil #Demon #Victory
昔のヒット曲をサンプリングして、更に大ヒットさせてしまうのが最近のHi Hos& ブラック界隈の流行り。 それをヒット・メイカーでありチャートTopに君臨するDoja Catがやって、今ず〜っとNo.1をキープしている!それも Dionne Warwickの【Walk On By】をクールに! クールでおしゃれでキュートなDoja Cat。デビューから出す曲、出す曲がチャートインする大ヒットを記録しているが、有名税のせいでよからぬ非難を浴びたり大変だ。 おまけに黙っていられない性格なのか反論したせいでおかしなファンに文句言われて大炎上したり… その最近の出来事や今のDoja Catの言いたいことがギューギュー詰めになったリリックは、強い女性のあり方にすら見えてくるから素晴らしい。 今日は、LyraがかっこいいDoja…

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#"Paint the Town Red 意味#Bacharach#Burt Bacharach#david#demon song#devil song#Dionne Warwick#Dionne Warwick "Walk On By"#DJ Replay#doja cat#Doja Cat Declares Victory#doja cat 和訳#Doja Cat 和訳 解説#Doja Cat 日本語訳#Doja Cat【Paint The Town Red】#Doja Cat【Paint The Town Red】和訳 私の勝ち!ドージャ・キャット勝利宣言 Doja Cat Declares Victory#Earl on the Beat#Hal David#Hal David & Bacharach & David#Jean Baptiste#Karl Rubin#Paint The Town Red#Paint the Town Red Doja Cat#Paint the Town Red lyrics meanings#Paint the Town Red meanings#Paint the Town Red 意味 解説#Walk On By#ドージャ・キャット#ドージャ・キャット MV#ドージャ・キャット ミュージックビデオ
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JEAN-BAPTISTE
"Modern Spirituals"
(LP. JBP. 1978?) [FR]
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Most Controversial Glee Character Tournament: Jean Baptiste

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Constable Undwyn (Undwayne) Jean-Baptiste and trainee Hasan Kareem Catlyn, GUILTY - 3 years and $42,500 fine, both - Barbados.
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#undwyn#undwayne#Jean baptiste#barbados#naked departure#hasan Kareem Catlyn#money laundering#cop#trainee#Youtube
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Ophelia, 1872 - oil on canvas
— Jean-Baptiste Bertrand (France, 1823–1887)
#art#artwork#traditional art#classical art#painting#oil painting#oil on canvas#artists on tumblr#art details#art detail#ophelia#Jean-Baptiste Bertrand#women in art
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