#jealous but my kink is watching you crashing your car you breaking your heart you thinking i care :// so true

[kiyomitakada]

god. my kink is karma is such a good song. what if i kiyomisa exes-to-lovers'd it

[deadrlngers]

the amount of damage my kink is karma did to my brain is exceptional if i had this song when i was a teen i would've set fire to a car

[ineverlovedyous]

my kink is karma by chappell roan

People say I'm jealous, but my kink is watching You ruin your life, you losing your mind, you dyeing your hair People say I'm jealous, but my kink is watching You crashing your car, you breaking your heart, you thinking I care People say I'm jealous, but my kink is karma

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[bloodmoonlich]

People say I'm jealous but my kink is watching you ruining your life, you losing your mind, you dyeing your hair. People say I'm jealous, but my kink is watching you crashing your car, you breaking your heart, you think I care.

[canmargesimpson]

Idk just a weird story I got in the middle of the night

When Robin told Steve they were going to New York to see an old friend, the last thing on his mind was to end up in an underground queer bar with drag queens and prostitutes. I mean he’s not complaining, but why couldn’t they meet over coffee like friends, or just a regular bar, but no. It had to be a basement of a pizza restaurant where glitter and the sticky feeling was all around them. 

“Robin, are you sure this is the place?” he said as she moved through the crowd to a free table, in front of the small yet very illuminated stage “cuz i dont think… these are your type of friends?”

“Hey handsome” a transvestite placed a hand on his shoulder and let her long nail press along making him shiver “Want something to drink?”

Robin smiled, completely pleased with the situation his friend was it

“Give me a rum and coke, and for the gentleman… get him a shirley temple please”

“What?! No!” steve shook his head “ a beer is fine please”

“A rum and coke and shirley temple on their way” she laughs as she walks away

Robin laughs too as she takes her purse and places it on the table. Steve just flips her off and looks around trying to understand where they were. The drinks were eventually served, and thankfully Steve got his beer, but also a phone number.

“Wet Wendy?” Steve reads “Her name is Wet wendy…”

“I have heard worst” robin scruggs, “and come on, have fun, you’re a fresh bisexual, and you're surrounded by everything you might like, no need to stress”

Steve breathes deeply and looks around, and before he can say something a loud music starts. It's a 80s like beat that is quite slow, and the lights started to go down while the stage curtains open

“Steve, it's starting,” Robin says as she hands him a 20 dollar bill. 

On the stage there's a chair and a woman with her back to the audience. She has long, vicious hair that is curly and puffy. The person turns around and starts to sing the song. 

“We broke up on a tuesday, 

kicked me out with the rent paid

Ruined my credit

Stole my cute aesthetic”

And oh boy was Steve hooked. Other than the amazing hair, she was wearing some small yet clear devil horns. On her face was drawn a big white heart on her face, with the rest being red. The face on her though made his jeans tight, but just a bit. I'm talking bright blue eyeshadow, with some jewels and some big lashes that made the eyes pop brighter than ever he thought it was possible. There was a red lip tainted on her lips that were glossy and shiny. And the outfit was the best part of it all. She was wearing black pleather heels with red and black lingerie that fit like a glove. No to add a thigh corset that shaped the body like an hourglass. Steve was drooling.

But when the bridge started steve was pretty sure he was in heaven

It’s hot

When you have a meltdown 

In the front of your house 

And you’re getting kicked out 

It’s hot

When you’re drinking downtown

And you’re getting called out 

Cause you’re running your mouth 

Oh god

The way she crawled on the floor while lip syncing the moans of the song made Steve's ears burn like a fever. She then layed on the floor on her back, to then arch it and show the red wine bra that had black jewels like nippels. She then got on her feet and got off the stage and walked around. People started to hand her dollars and she just grabbed them, stuffed them on her bra and then painties. Steve had to blink twice to make sure he was awake. 

The girl then noticed him. He cracked. He let out a sigh like a moan as she locked eyes with her. Her dark brown almost black eyes looked like those supernovae in Dustin space books. It just got him trapped voluntarily and it made him gulp. She started to strut to him and grabbed him by the jaw to look up at her. 

Ruin your life 

You losing you mind

You dying your hair 

People say I’m jealous but my kink is watching you

crashing your car 

You breaking your heart

You thinking I care

People say I’m jealous but my kink is karma 

She sang those words as she stared at him and smirked while taking a seat on his lap. God he was in trouble now. It took everything in him to stay still and not let his third leg rise up, but sometimes things just happen and it's inevitable. He looked up at her so ashamed and sorry for what he's doing, and for making her uncomfortable. She is trying to do her job and here is Steve with his willy hard. But it was as he looked up in awe at her, as she sang to the audience while dancing on him, that she enjoyed it of sorts. She then looked down at him, smirked and kissed him, hardly leaving a bright red stain on his lips that he would rather die than to take it off. 

She climbed off him and walked back to the stage to dance where she made it very clear that not only she loves the attention but also loves the feeling on the stage. She belongs there, with her hair flowing with her moves. The way she portrays the song made it feel like she was singing to him and only him. Steve felt like he was in a world with only him and her. It was crazy.

He didn't even realize she had left until robin was snapping her finger in front of him. He looked at her and blinked again quickly and looked around

“Where did she go?” 

“Her set finished 10 minutes ago, have you just been imagining her this entire time you perv?” she laughs, but steve just stares at her

“I need to meet her” he says

“Well you will”

“What!?”

“Yeah! In a few so go to the bathroom and get yourself together men, your friend joined the party, and that not really cute when meeting new people”

Steve stood up and ran to the bathroom that thank the lord was empty at the time. He washed his face and removed the lipstick stain from his lips  and tried to calm down whatever was happening with him and his body at the moment. God he's about to meet her! He need to make a great first impression because then he’s fucked. He moved his hair from one side to another till it looked great. He smiled to the mirror and winked hyping himself up. 

“Come on harrington, you got this' ' He said before leaving the bathroom.

Robin and him walked toward the back of the so-called bar to where a room with a star on the door hung where the word “dressing room” was written. Robin knocked twice before opening the door to find a bunch of men in makeup and robes running around changing wig and shoes. But on the very end, the dark curly mane stood up clearly. Steve swallowed and inhaled deeply as they walked into the dressing room towards her. She was wearing one of those 50s womens robes with the edge being fur. It was black with red fur and it was transparent enough for Steve to see some tattoos on her back that he didn't seem to see earlier. 

“Hey!!” Robin said excitedly and she turned around.

Steve’s smiles didn’t fall… but it definitely twitched.

“Hey robs” Eddie munson said with a cig on his lips. 

He looked better than Steve remembered from high school. He looked…. Amazing actually. The way his jaw was sharp and fine, his smirk was wider and flirtier than ever. He looked…. Even better than the stage.

“How are you feeling harrington?” he smirked “didn’t know you were one for underground bars, i thought you were more of a… 3 star michelin kind of guy”

The way he smoothed talked and slithered into Steve’s head made him literally stutter with his words

“I-i-i  I mean- You- wha- li-” he then gave up trying to speak and just nodded subtly “yep”

[yrrtyrrtwhenihrrthrrt]

Blackheart and Ambrosius seem like a coupla guys who would listen to girly pop

Blackheart listens to Olivia Rodrigo and Ambrosius listens to Taylor Swift. They both listen to Chappel Roan

Titles that come to mind are "Vampire" "Traitor" "Anti-Hero" "Guilty as Sin" "Casual" and "My Kink is Karma"

Relevant lyrics under the cut because I'm annoying

"I used to think I was smart

But you made me look so naive

The way you sold me for parts

As you sunk your teeth into me, oh

Bloodsucker, famefucker

Bleedin' me dry, like a goddamn vampire"

- Vampire, Olivia Rodrigo

Did you hear my covert narcissism I disguise as altruism like some kind of congressman?

I wake up screaming from dreaming

One day I'll watch as you're leaving

And life will lose all its meaning (For the last time)

It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me

- Anti-Hero, Taylor Swift

People say I'm jealous, but my kink is watching you

Ruin your life,

You losing your mind,

You dyeing your hair,

People say I'm jealous, but my kink is watching you

Crashing your car,

You breaking your heart,

You thinking I care

People say I'm jealous, but my kink is karma

- My Kink is Karma, Chappel Roan

You betrayed me

And I know that you'll never feel sorry

For the way I hurt

[...]

God, I wish that you had thought this through Before I went and fell in love with you

- Traitor, Olivia Rodrigo

My boredom's bone deep

This cage was once just fine

Am I allowed to cry?

I dream of cracking locks

Crashing into him tonight

He's a paradox

I'm seeing visions, am I bad? Or mad? Or wise?

What if he's written 'mine' on my upper thigh

Only in my mind?

Oh what a way to die

I keep recalling things we never did

Messy top lip kiss

How I long for our trysts

Without ever touching his skin

How can I be guilty as sin?

-Guilty as Sin, Taylor Swift

I thought you thought of me better

Someone you couldn't lose

You said, "We're not together"

So now when we kiss, I have anger issues

-Casual, Chappel Roan

[ken-okamoto-official]

We broke up on a Tuesday Kicked me out with the rent paid Ruined my credit, stole my cute aesthetic Who knew that we'd let it get this bad when it ended

It's comical, bridges you burn If karma's real, hope it's your turn I heard from Katie you're losing it lately Moved back with your parents and date girls who are 18

It's hot when you have a meltdown In the front of your house and you're getting kicked out It's hot when you're drinking downtown And you're getting called out 'cause you're running your mouth

Oh, God And it's coming around, yeah, it's coming around Yeah, it's coming around, oh, God Oh, God

People say I'm jealous, but my kink is watching You ruin your life, you losing your mind, you dyeing your hair People say I'm jealous, but my kink is watching You crashing your car, you breaking your heart, you thinking I care People say I'm jealous, but my kink is karma

Wishing you the best in the worst way Using your distress as foreplay Six months since April and I'm doing better No need to be hateful in your fake Gucci sweater

But it's hot when you have a meltdown In the front of your house and you're getting kicked out It's hot when you're drinking downtown And you're getting called out 'cause you're running your mouth

Oh, God And it's coming around, yeah, it's coming around Yeah, it's coming around, oh, God Oh, God

People say I'm jealous, but my kink is watching You ruin your life, you losing your mind, you dyeing your hair People say I'm jealous, but my kink is watching You crashing your car, you breaking your heart, you thinking I care People say I'm jealous, but my kink is karma

It's hot when you're going through hell And you're hating yourself, I'm feeling myself It's hot when you know that you're caught And you're getting pissed off, it's getting me off It's hot, it's hot, oh god, oh god, oh god

People say I'm jealous, but my kink is watching You ruin your life, you losing your mind, you dyeing your hair (your hair) People say I'm jealous, but my kink is watching You crashing your car, you breaking your heart, you thinking I care People say I'm jealous, but my kink is karma

what if I set you on fire

[faggot-friday]

we broke up on a tuesday kicked me out with a rampage ruined my credit stole my cute aesthetic who knew that we’d let it get so bad when it ended its comical bridges you’ve burned if karmas real hope it’s your turn and i heard from katie you’re losing it lately move back with your parents and date girls who are eighteen it’s hot when you have a meltdown in the front of your house and you’re getting kicked out it’s hot when you’re drinking downtown and you’re getting called out cause you’re running your mouth it’s hot and it’s coming around yeah it’s coming around yeah it’s coming around oh god oh god people say im jealous but my kink is watching you ruin your life you losing your mind you dyeing your hair people say i’m jealous but my kink is watching you crashing your car you breaking your heart you thinking i care people say im jealous but my kink is karma wishing you the best in the worst way using your distress as foreplay six months since april and im doing better no need to be hateful in your fake gucci sweater it’s hot when you have a meltdown in the front of your house and you’re getting kicked out it’s hard when you’re drinking downtown and you’re gettin called out cause you’re runnin your mouth it’s hot and it’s coming around yeah it’s coming around yeah it’s comin around oh god oh god people say im jealous but my kink is watching you ruin your life you losing your mind you dyeing your hair people say i’m jealous but my kink is watching you crashing your car you breaking your heart you thinking i care people say im jealous but my kink is karma it’s hot when you’re going through hell and you’re hating yourself im feeling myself it’s hot when you know that you’re caught and you’re getting pissed off its gettin me off it’s hot it’s hot oh god oh god oh god people say i’m jealous but my kink is watching you ruin your life you losing your mind you dyeing your hair people say i’m jealous but my kink is watching you crashin your car you breakin your heart you thinking i care people say im jealous but my kink is karma

[fourquartertoast]

i love this song??? omg

people say I'm jealous, but my kink is watching

YOU ruin your life, YOU losing your mind, YOU dyeing your hair

people say I'm jealous, but my kink is watching

YOU crashing your car, YOU breaking your heart, YOU thinking I care

people say I'm jealous, but my kink is

karma

[skitskatdacat63]

hi there! not sure if you listen to chappell roan but as a vettonso enthusiast i'm curious about your thoughts on vettonso x my kink is karma?

...admittedly vettonso is far more of a fascinating dynamic to me than an actual ship of mine but i was listening to 'my kink is karma' yet again and i couldn't help but think how vettonso-coded it was - very rbr seb vs. ferrari nando /wec nando watching the downfall of 'ferrari seb' in a schadenfreude way

disclaimer that the song's a bit more angsty/bitter but i feel like it fits the rbr seb vs. ferrari nando perfectly

(First of all wow that music vid and song!!! I've been thinking lately about trying to get into her music, cause I've seen her a lot on tiktok and I gotta say you're pushing me 🤭🤭 Also to imagine vettonso as the people in the music video....god. Fernando in the red lingerie?????)

Haha dw about it being overly angsty, tbh a lot of my vettonso stuff seems pretty positive but god I absolutely fucking love the bitterness and angst of them so so much! I point our cute moments and then write meta about how depressing and toxic they both are. But yeah you're so right! This fits them so well, I'm actually dying, just that whole verse is really especially fitting. "Stole my cute aesthetic," literally!! "You crashing your car, you breaking your heart" what if I died??

My thoughts on that part of their relationship is basically. I think eventually, when Fernando came back to f1, he had more sympathy and connected more with Seb after seeing Seb go thru the same shit he did with Ferrari. But I agree with you so much that this song is the vibe of them directly during that era of the seat transfer. First Seb stole his championships, than he stole his seat, and Fernando was in McHonda hell. So even if he comes to sympathize with Seb, as you said there's definitely a feeling of schadenfreude. It's hard to not feel weirdly pleased at the same time when he realizes Seb isn't some fail proof god, he's just as suseptible, just as breakable. There's some level of satisfaction in seeing your rival get broken down in a similar way to how you yourself were broken down. Seb thought he could waltz in and immediately succeed where Fernando failed, but nope, just as cursed and depressing. Ferrari fail boys beloved!

The line "it's coming around" is so fitting. I feel like it probably removed a lot of the upset Fernando had about losing again and again to Seb, bcs he then gets to see Seb lose in the exact same way, falling apart at the last moment, and then all of it falling even further away from him, in an honestly even more painful manner than Fernando himself imo. Agh and the thing about not being jealous, but enjoying watching his downfall. I wonder if he ever felt any premonitions about Seb's career. Like "enjoy your day in the sun now, but itll get dark soon dw." And the "while you're hating yourself, I'm feeling myself" is sooooo wec era. Bcs like Fernando was literally winning races and world championships when Seb's situation kept deteriorating more and more.

[sapphosdickandballs]

We broke up on a Tuesday Kicked me off with the rent paid Ruined my credit, stole my cute aesthetic Who knew that we'd let it Get this bad when it ended?

It's comical, bridges you burn If karma's real, hope it's your turn I heard from Katie You're losing it lately Moved back with your parents And date girls who are 18

It's hot when you have a meltdown At the front of your house and you're getting kicked out It's hot when you're drinking downtown And you're getting called out 'cause you're running your mouth Oh God, And it's coming around, yeah it's coming around, yeah it's coming around Oh God, Oh God, People say I'm jealous, but my kink is watching

You ruin your life You losing your mind You dyeing your hair People say I'm jealous, but my kink is watching You crashing your heart You breaking your heart You thinking I care People say I'm jealous, but my kink is karma

Wishing you the best in the worst way Using your distress as foreplay Six months since April and I'm doing better No need to be hateful in your fake Gucci sweater

But it's hot when you have a meltdown In the front of your house and you're getting kicked out It's hot when you're drinking downtown And you're getting called out 'cause you're running your mouth

Oh, God And it's coming around, yeah, it's coming around Yeah, it's coming around, oh, God Oh, God

People say I'm jealous, but my kink is watching You ruin your life, you losing your mind, you dyeing your hair People say I'm jealous, but my kink is watching You crashing your car, you breaking your heart, you thinking I care People say I'm jealous, but my kink is karma

It's hot when you're going through hell And you're hating yourself, I'm feeling myself It's hot when you know that you're caught And you're getting pissed off, it's getting me off It's hot, it's hot, oh god, oh god, oh god

People say I'm jealous, but my kink is watching You ruin your life, you losing your mind, you dyeing your hair People say I'm jealous, but my kink is watching You crashing your car, you breaking your heart, you thinking I care People say I'm jealous, but my kink is karma

[catinasink]

ITS HOT WHEB YOH HACE A NELTDOWN IN THE FRONT OF YOUR HOUSE AN GOUDE GETTING KICKED OUT ITS HOT EHEN HOUFE DRINKING DOWNGOEN ABD GOUDE GETTING CALLED OUT CUS GOUDE RUNNING GOUR MOUTH

OH GOD !! ABD ITS COMING ADOUND YEAH ITS COMING AROUND YESH ITS COMING AFOUND OH GOD !! OH GOD

people say I'm jealous but my kink is watching yOU

RUIN YOUR LIFE HOU LOSINB GOUR MIND YOU XYEUNG YOUR HAIR PEOPLE SAY IM JEALOUS UT MY KINK IS WATCHING YOU CRASHING HOUR CAR YOU BREAKING YOUR HEART HOU TBINKING I CAFE

PEOPLE SAY IM JEALOUS BUT MH KINK IS KARMAA

[talkfastcal]

ITS HOT WHEN YOU HAVE MELTDOWN IN THE FRONT OF YOUR HOUSE AND YOURE GETTING KICKED OUT! ITS HOT WHEN YOURE DRINKING DOWNTOWN AND YOURE GETTING CALLED OUT CAUSE YOURE RUNNING YOUR MOUTH OH GOD! AND ITS COMING AROUND YEAH ITS COMING AROUND OH GOD! OH GOD! PEOPLE SAY IM JEALOUS BUT MY KINK IS WATCHING YOU!!! RUIN YOUR LIFE! YOU LOSING YOUR MIND! YOU! DYEING! YOUR! HAIR! PEOPLE SAY IM JEALOUS BUT MY KINK IS WATCHING YOU CRASHING YOUR CAR! YOU BREAKING YOUR HEART! YOU! THINKING I CARE!! PEOPLE SAY IM JEALOUS BUT MY KINK IS KARMAAA!!!

[xoxochb]

people say I’m jealous but my kink is watching you crashing your car, you breaking you heart, you think that I care

[wish-i-were-heather]

PEOPLE SAY IM JEALOUS BUT MY KINK IS WATCHING YOU CRASH YOUR CAR YOU BREAKING YOUR HEART YOU THINKING I CARE PEIPLE SAY IM JEOULSI BUT MY LINK IS KARMA

WISHING YOU THE BEST IN THE WORST WAYS USING YOUR DISTRESS AS FOREPLAY SIX MONTHS SINCE APRIL AND IM DOING BETTER NO NEED TO BE HATEFUL IN YOUR FAKE GUCCI SWEATER

[boyobjectifier]

it’s hot when you have a meltdown

in the front of your house and you're getting kicked out

it's hot when you're drinking downtown

and you're getting called out 'cause you're running your mouth

oh, God

and it's coming around, yeah, it's coming around, yeah, it's coming around

oh, God, oh, God

people say I'm jealous, but my kink is watching

you ruin your life

you losing your mind

you dyeing your hair

people say I'm jealous, but my kink is watching

you crashing your car

you breaking your heart

you thinking I care

people say I'm jealous, but my kink is karma