#je suis bon et innocent 🥺 <-middle-aged man who knows all your secrets and also scowls all the time but is sooooo cute abt it | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

coquelicoq · 9 days ago

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i love fan jian he is my favorite guy. i love everything about him. the emperor just said with a soupçon of menace "fan xian est rusé. n'a-t-il pas appris de vous?" and fan jian replied "je suis bon et innocent. je n'ose pas accepter cette appréciation" like butter would not melt in his mouth. JE SUIS BON ET INNOCENT. he said that to the emperor who is like thiiis close to shooting him with an arrow just for funsies. the emperor goes "bon et innocent?" like did you really just say that to me bro. they're both having so much fun even though bixia is trying to be like don't test me i could end you. but could he really? could anybody bring themselves to do anything to that little face. god. i am obsessed.

#IGNORE THAT THE LINES ARE IN FRENCH BE NICE TO ME I AM GOING THRU IT #and 'bon et innocent' is really choice #je suis bon et innocent 🥺 <-middle-aged man who knows all your secrets and also scowls all the time but is sooooo cute abt it #joy of life #fan jian #my posts #i am this close to commissioning fanart of this man. i want him tattooed on my eyelids #the main things stopping me from commissioning people is 1) i hate using my legal name on here and how else do you pay for stuff #and 2) i hate giving direction. i did it once and there was so much back and forth about what i wanted. i don't freaking know.#can i just give you money and one sentence of description and then you go do your thing #the payment thing i could get around by just not linking the request to this account. and i could use venmo #assuming the commissionee goes for it #so it's really that i so rarely have ideas for things i want and then never have any details #but this guy is making me think about it

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