#je me deteste

[shezzarus]

2024 so far envie de clamser tous les jours et c’est 95% la responsabilité de mon taf

[myoldiaries]

think i’m having chest convulsions and breathing really hard cause i saw some young Henry cavill clips unprovoked?? and the thing i saw right after was of an apartment in london. What the fuck?? I don’t know what this says about me

[liiinde]

En ce moment je reparle avec des humains et j'ai beaucoup de mal à gérer...ça. Toutes les conversations se repassent dans ma tête et je n'arrive pas à la faire taire, et je me juge je me mets des notes par rapport à ce que j'ai dit et comment je le disais ça ne va pas du tout et c'est de pire en pire alors que ça devrait aller de mieux en mieux et la dernière fois JJV me dit que je suis en fuite de quelque chose mais oui JJV je suis en fuite je suis en fuite de la moi qui parle. Toute seule ça va avec des gens autour ça ne va plus

Je n'arrive pas à agir "normalement" et ça me met mal et la question c'est : est-ce que je vais arriver à tenir ?

[jesuispoissionvolant]

Aussi. Je suis incroyablement conscient de soi de mon accent quand je parle français. Je ne suis pas bon à français et c'est un defi pour moi. Dans mon tête je suis ok mais il y a plus personnes autour de moi qui sont mieux de moi. Et je pense (ou, je suis effrayé ça) les gens français détester les accents mauvais (en particulier si c'est anglais et mauvais) Donc je suis conscient de soi. Je sais ça mon accent est mauvais donc je ne parle français à voix haute. Alors je ne améliorer. Et je ne sais pas si je peut apprende le "r" dans français. Quand je parle français c'est dans le devant de ma bouche lequel je ne pense pas c'est correct.

[skrunksthatwunk]

so a thing that my brain does on the reg is it makes me get nervous about a scenario (ranging from probably-won't-happen to Definitely-Won't-Happen) and then i have to spend like 40 minutes meandering my way through an improv youtube apology video until my brain feels like I've addressed the scenario about as well as i can and lets me move on. usually this comes in the form of like

you accidentally said a forbidden slur (i.e. one i can't reclaim) while streaming/in a group conversation and now have to explain that your brain misfired catastrophically hard and that you've never said this word before (true) And You Have To Do It Well Enough To Be Believed

because like. i wouldn't believe that guy either, y'know? most people in that situation just cross that bridge when they get to it and do pretty bad, so maybe my brain is trying to help prepare me via interrogation. my point is that i spend a lotta my spare time pacing in my bathroom fending off theoretical murder charges (which are either phony OR true OR a secret third thing depending on the day).

as soon as i woke up this morning my brain gave me a new one:

what if people accuse you of faking your (middling) knowledge of french? and also you're a celebrity and have to prove it by speaking french live on a talk show or something.

which like. good morning to you too, brain. the first thing i did was (slowly, mediocrely) construct an appropriately indignant sentence in my head (i haven't used french since my ap exam like a month ago) and then

BUT WHAT IF PEOPLE THINK SOMEONE FED ME THE LINE

ok we'll have the audience write in questions live

WHAT IF THEY STILL THINK IT'S RIGGED AND ALSO WHAT IF I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE ASKING ((<- LIKELY AND UNCHARACTERISTICALLY ROOTED IN LIVED EXPERIENCE!!!)) WHICH WOULD PROBABLY MAKE IT WORSE

girl that's The Most i can do what do you want from me.

and then once i woke up more i had a realization in that blasted out, quiet way—like an astronaut drifting away from their ship untethered, forever. that

the prognosis of taking american public high school language courses is to remember jack shit (pardon my french). it's a classic babe it's near universal. we all know we don't know.

Babygirl, (And I Cannot Express This Enough,) No One Is Ever Going To Make You Speak French Live In ~5-40 Years To Prove You Took It In High School. Go Back To Sleep. there's only like two scenarios you can think of ever where that happens and there's like a 70+% chance you can just say no or ignore it. what a weird thing to fake in the first place too who would even accuse you of that.

anyway sometimes being a citizen of Braintown is funny and not exhausting in a kind of sad clown way but it's usually just kind of awful. something something c'est la vie

[jeyneofpoole]

louis venez ici i’m incredibly distressed i’ve been trawling here on the wifi and i’ve come across something most loathsome do you see this monstrosity? regarde ça this deceitful little bar has been advertised to me as a form of electronic cigarette! they say it is blue raspberry flavored louis i hate this so utterly i cannot stand it. je vais me fuer this century is shallow and rude there is no such thing as a blue raspberry and there is no such thing as an electronic cigarette i refuse to accept it. what makes this cigarette electronic in the least? does it connect to the wifi? i love the wifi louis i wish that the wifi would not associate with this hateful institution. is this one and the same with that detestable object armand refers to as his ‘banana ice puff bar’ i abhor that one most of all it emits the worst odor c’est vraiment mauvais. louis mon cher you must promise that you will never fall sway under the influence of this infernal device i do not know if my heart could take such a beating. i will not allow those plastic pretenders in my home la main à dieu we must find a way to end this

[lqvesoph]

her ex - pablo gavi

gif by @gavidaily

Summary: Your boyfriend is playing extra agressive today and maybe it has something to do with a certain player from the opposite team, your ex boyfriend Pierre

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"He's playing quite agressive, isn't he?", Aurora asked, nodding towards her brother. "It's Pablo, he always plays aggressive", you chuckled, playing it down but you had noticed it as well.

Your boyfriend was extra agressive today, especially towards one particular member of the opposite team. Your ex boyfriend Pierre had transferred to Sevilla during the winter transfer window.

And to your displeasure you had the chance to talk to him already...

"Y/n? Is that you?", you heard a voice behind you. You turned away from Ferran and Alejandro but when you saw who had called your name, you wanted to turn away again.

"Pierre", you said, looking at him.

Your ex-boyfriend had a smile on his face and went in for a hug but you stepped back. The two Barça players gave you a questioning look.

"What do you want?", you asked, crossing your arms over your chest. "Just wanted to say hello, we haven't seen each other in ages", the blond boy grinned with a strong french accent. "Hmm, maybe just a thought for your tiny little brain. Could it be because you cheated on me?", you said, your voice dripping with sarcasm.

Pierre shook his head with a smirk.

"C'mon, you're still mad about it", he laughed. You snorted and shook your head in disbelief.

Then you turned back to the two boys, but Pierre grabbed your wrist and pulled you towards him. You hastily snatched it from him.

"Let me go!", you said, raising your voice.

"Hey!", someone called behind you and shortly afterwards you felt Alejandro pulling you behind him. "And who are you?", Pierre asked bit-approvingly and looked down at Alejandro, who was least half a head smaller.

"I could ask you the same thing", he said and looked at the Sevilla player. "Ale, leave it", you muttered and pulled on his arm.

"I'm her boyfriend", Pierre grinned.

You frowned and shook your head.

"You lost every privilege to ever say that again", you cut in before Alejandro could say anything, you really didn't want Pierre to know details about your private life with Gavi. "Pierre, I told you 6 months ago and my mind hasn't changed. I don't want you in my life and I never want to see you again. Bye", you said with a sharp voice.

You took Alejandro's arm and pulled him back to Ferran.

"Y/n, je t'aime I love you", he called. "Bien, je ne le fais pas! Je te deteste! Well, I don't. I hate you", you called back and turned around again. "On peut en parler? Can we talk?", he asked, sounding almost desperate, but you knew it was all just for show.

You were tired of hearing his false excuses.

"Je n'ai rien à te dire, arrête, ne me dérange plus I have nothing to say to you, stop, don't bother me anymore", were your last words before you turned to the two Barcelona players.

"What was that all about?", Ferran asked, nodding in the direction of Pierre. "He's my ex boyfriend, Pierre Dubois. He cheated on me but apparently still thinks I'm his property", you explained, rolling your eyes.

"You speak French?", Alejandro then asked. You nodded. "I lived in France and had French in school", you replied. "We dated for about a year but 6 months of that he was cheating on me", you kept going.

"Dick", Ferran mumbled and continued doing his warm-up.

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Your boyfriend had received a yellow card in the first half, for a more than nasty tackle against none other than your ex boyfriend Pierre. Your brother Pedri had hissed besides you, saying he'll get at least a yellow card for this.

At half time, you went down to the players tunnel. Being Pedris sister granted you VIP access and even though he's told you that no one likes to have intruders in this area during the game, you needed to see your boyfriend.

"Pablito?", you asked, lifting your brow. Gavi rolled his eyes, knowing exactly what you were talking about.

"He was bothering you before the game, so I slightly pushed him", he explained, wrapping an arm around you as soon as the cameras couldn't catch you anymore. "I know him", you replied, your voice sounding muffled as your face was pressed to his chest.

"Oh, sorry", your boyfriend replied, pausing in his tracks in front of the dressing room. "He's my ex boyfriend." Gavi slightly pulled back from you. "I'll take the "sorry" back", he said with a stern look. You chuckled and went in for an actual hug this time.

"Still you shouldn't have fouled him", you murmured. "It wasn't even a yellow", Gavi said, rolling his eyes. "It was at least yellow, Pedri was worried you'll be send off", you told him, pulling back to look at the boy.

His cheeks were still flushed from the cold air outside, so you put your warm fingers against his freezing skin.

"It was a tackle", he tried to talk himself out of it but wasn't looking at you, telling you that he was lying. "A pretty nasty one", you chuckled, placing your lips on his.

Gavi's fingers digged deeper in your puffy jacket and pulled you a little closer. He tried to deepen the kiss but you pulled back, quickly putting a finger on his lips to prevent him from going in for another kiss.

"You have to go inside, your team is waiting", you chuckled. "They can wait", he whispered, pulling your finger down and pressing his lips to yours.

"Uh-uh", you mumbled, pushing him back by the shoulders. "Plenty of time for this later", you giggled, turning him around and pushing him toward the door.

"See you later", he laughed.

You shook your head with a smirk and turned around to go back outside but stopped in your tracks when your eyes met the brown ones of none other than Pierre.

He huffed and turned around. You rolled your eyes. He has no right in hell to act jealous right now.

So that's how you ended up here. The second half started and Gavi played at least as agressive as in the first half.

Before you could think about it any further, Gavi had been passed the ball by Ferran, giving him a great opportunity to run towards the goal but just before he had the chance to shoot, an opponent slided right into him, which brought him to the grass.

But Gavi was quick up on his feet again, pushing the Sevilla player back. You stood up from your seat to get a better view of what was happening.

You groaned when you figured out who the Sevilla player was your boyfriend was fighting with.

Pierre and Gavi had grabbed each others collar, pushing each other back before grabbing the other again.

Sergio tried to get Gavi away from the fight but he wasn't having it. The ref's constant whistle didn't help either.

Most of their teammate were around them by now, trying to pull them off each other.

You saw how they were yelling at each other, before Pierre lifted his hand, slapping Gavi across his face. Aurora and you gasped in unison and the stadium erupted in loud screams of protest.

The short pause of shock gave Busquets the opportunity to pull Gavi back by his shoulders. The boy was holding his nose, still looking back at Pierre who received a straight red card from the referee.

Pierre shock his head, getting guided away by two of his teammates.

The referee turned around to find Gavi, showing him his second yellow card of the day, it being followed by a red card.

Busquets brought him to the sidelines, talking to him in a calming matter. He guided him to the medical staff of Barcelona who followed Gavi down the tunnel, inside the changing rooms.

"I'll go see him", you mumbled, hectically standing up from your seat.

You walked through the empty halls of the stadium, knocking on the dressing rooms door before opening it.

Gavi sat on one of the benches, pressing a tissue to his bleeding nose. José stood next to him, inspecting his nose from the side. "It doesn't seem to be broken. Does it hurt?", he asked.

Pablo caught sight of you standing in the door. You closed it behind you, making José look towards you as well.

"No", Gavi snapped.

"I'll leave him to you", José said before leaving the room, leaving you alone with your boyfriend.

You nodded and took a few steps closer to Pablo. "You okay?", you asked. Your voice barely louder than a whisper.

Gavi looked down, not answering. You moved to sit next to him, placing your hand on top of his thigh.

It gave you a little confidence when he didn't shrug your hand off, so you moved your hand further up.

"Hey", you mumbled, putting your hand to his cheek and turning his head so he'd look at you. "He's an ass, he's always been", you spoke, making Gavi chuckle humorless.

"Bebe, what's wrong?", you asked, letting your hand fall from his cheek. "He made me get a red card", Gavi spoke.

You leaned your head on his shoulder. "And?"

"All these injuries are freaking me out. Pedri, Ansu, Lewy, Ous. We're playing Real on Thursday for God's sake. And then the media... I- he was just there, provoking me and Ferran mentioned something about him cheating on you, so I- just... I don't know", Gavi started rambling.

"Shhh, it's okay, it's okay", you whispered, stroking the back of his hand with your thumb.

"Did he really- you know, cheat on you?", Gavi spoke up after a few minutes of silence. You nodded. "Yeah, with my best friend", you chuckled humorless.

Gavi lifted his head. "Seriously?", he called. "What a prick!!"

"Found them in bed together after coming home from college", you elaborated further. "Maybe I should've pushed him harder", Pablo mumbled.

You couldn't help but grin.

"How's your nose?", you changed the topic, seeing that he wasn't holding the tissue up to his nose anymore.

"The bleeding stopped", he said, showing you the blook soaked tissue. You nodded stood up. "Then let's get you cleaned up", you smiled, holding out a hand for him to grab.

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[kilfeur]

La bataille promet en vrai, je serai déçue qu'il la skippe juste pour la conclusion. Mais là j'encourage Amalia, vas-y Amalia déplume la et fait en la nouvelle spécialité culinaire des Sadida ! Après pour ma part, Aurora est amusante à regarder. Et puis honnêtement parmi toutes les perso féminins détestables selon moi, elle est soft ! Car ce qu'elle fait envers le royaume de Sadida et Amalia, c'est rien comparé à ce que j'ai pu voir ailleurs. Du coup je me demande si le roi des Osamadas, va pas s'éclipser les autres royaumes concernant la situation. Ce qui pourrait davantage la situation.

Sinon j'ai pas mal apprécié le moment doux entre les deux frangins, mon ami avait parlé du fait qu'Adamaï soit affecté par le poison. Et d'une certaine manière, il l'est mais volontairement pour retenir les explosions causé par le poison et soulager son frère. Après je me doute que le petit "voyage" n'est pas passé inaperçu pour Julith et l'autre dragon. Mais bon ils sont pas encore débarrassés du poison. Y a-t-il un moyen de le contrer qu'Adamaï.

The battle looks really promising, and I'll be disappointed if it's skipped just for the conclusion. But here I'm rooting for Amalia, go ahead Amalia, pluck it out and make it the Sadida's new culinary specialty! For my part, Aurora is fun to watch. And to be honest, out of all the female characters I find detestable, she's soft! Because what she does to the Sadida kingdom and Amalia is nothing compared to what I've seen elsewhere. So I wonder if the King of the Osamadas won't overshadow the other kingdoms regarding the situation. Which could make the situation even worse.

Otherwise, I really enjoyed the sweet moment between the two brothers, as my friend had mentioned that Adamai was affected by the poison. And in a way, he is, but voluntarily to hold back the explosions caused by the poison and relieve his brother. After that, I'm sure the little “trip” didn't go unnoticed by Julith and the other dragon. But they're not free of the poison yet. Is there a way to counter it that Adamaï.

[je-suis-ronflex]

Comme je sais que je ne reviens pas à la rentrée dans le lycée où je suis et que j'en ai clairement plein le cul de bosser là-bas, je suis complètement en roue libre : 1) l'autre jour j'ai hurlé "ferme ta gueule" à une prof en plein milieu du hall

2) ce matin le proviseur adjoint (qui est detestable à souhait) arrive en vie scolaire et nous dit qu'une épreuve de bac aura lieu dans une salle en face de la vie scolaire et je demande quelle épreuve et c'est pas le mec il me rep "ça change quoi pour vous ?" ?????? mais déjà on va se calmer et mieux parler genre pour orienter les élèves en cas de besoin c'est bien de savoir ce qu'il se passe au lycée d'autant plus que l'on accueille des élèves d'autres bahuts pour qu'ils passent leurs épreuves, et c'est pas mes collègues qui commencent à réagir en mode le proviseur adjoint il m'a trop clashé mdr le toupet des gens bref du coup ça me saoule je commence à partir et c'est pas le proviseur adjoint qui commence à m'expliquer SAUF QUE comme je suis saoulé je lui ai sorti "je vous coupe mais vous pouvez arrêter de me parler, vous ne m'intéressez plus" puis je suis parti comme une diva mdr il me reste 19 jours de travail si je ne me fais pas virer je comprends pas

[manontrokiki]

VESPASIEN JE TE DETESTE !

tu m'as mis sous drogue et maintenant tu me boycott sale pute

et je pese mes mots!!!

salope

[kaifougere666]

Some of my poems (in french and english)

Also, reblogs and any form of interactions always appreciated

Not all of my poems are there but ye

Eng: I always write free verse poems by the way. I let my pen guide me when I write.

FR: Je fait tout le temps des poème en vers libres by the way. Je laisse mon stylo me guider quand j'écris.

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Court poème sans nom/ short poem without a name

Prairie des montagnes, fleurs de moneuil.

Les oiseaux chantent dans un son aigu l'arrivée du printemps

Ainsi que la saison des amours.

Les petits renardeaux attendent le retour de leur mère

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Les facettes

Douce expression de soi sans effroi.

Un savoir si grand et sage, malgré son jeune age

Jolie voix, Grand cœur froid

Une surface parfaite, ce n'est qu'une facette.

Les oiseaux chanteron ils encore demain ?

Il paraît heureux, mais c'est bien plus brumeux.

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fin de bataille

Rosée du matin, feuilles de Bambou. La fin de la guerre, le Samourai à terre. Les enfants ne courent plus. Il n'y a désormait que la melancholie du chant des oiseaux.

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Brises d'Hiver

Un hiver froid, les joues Rouges La neige et les arbres sans feuilles, les animaux hibernent, les bois sont calmes Le vent froid, les écharpes. L'Hiver s'annonce rude mais quelque peut réconfortant.

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Longer love poem

Ils étaient là, dans le lit. Lumière tamisée, ambiance romantique et Relaxée.

Une intimitée semi présente. Intimitée entre deux corps encore trop jeunes pour fusioner mais pourtant. Ils étaient là. Stressés et amoureux sous la faible lumière des leds accrochées au plafond.

Le silence, le bruit de leur coeur qui battent à la chamade. Ces deux corps relaxés dans un baiser. Enfin, après échange de salive, Ils se détendent dans un monde de rêves anjoleurs au de lendemain.

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Ce cœur.

Ce cœur qui hais

Ce cœur qui trahis

Il a pendu ses amis

ceux avec qui il a rit

Ils sont maintenant partis; tout est fini.

Ca coeur qui trahis, lui qui a tand aimé, mais il a aimé. Il deteste aimer. Il se sent blessé, car il a perdu tout ce qu'il avait de plus cher.

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Douce voix de Soprano

Cette douce voix de soprano qui transperce les cristaux de mon cœur Cette voix Si douce, comme une rangée de Jonquilles qui se faufile dans le creux des fissures de mon âme.

Cette voix de Soprano qui mue, un changement désespérant. On ne fait pas de miracles.

Il faut Chanter malgré les changements, Chanter malgré le désarroi, Chanter avec espoir

Le changement est normal, jeune Soprano. Alors continue de faire chavirer mon coeur avec ta voix et ton cœur pur.

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Fr:Poème dédié à Carlo du Jeux Lies of P

Eng:poem dedicated to Carlo from lop

Des yeux marrons

des yeux marrons, un sourire malicieux un rêve dangereux mais ambitieux

des yeux marrons, un sourire perdu

Si seulement il lui avait fait ne serait-ce qu'un câlin

Des yeux marrons, un cœur brisé

Tout ce qu'il voulait était sa reconnaissance mais il n'est même pas venu pour la remise des diplômes

Des yeux marrons, un cœur perdu

Seulement la haine pour lui reste, l'amour n'est plus.

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Poem dedicated to Roméo de Lies of P

(Celui ci n'a pas de titre, ça m'arrive souvent)

(This one doesn't have a title, I often do that)

Des cheveux blonds aussi beau que l'or des rois aussi clairs que les reflets du soleil

Un cœur courageux coeur de poète, cœur théatrale

délicat comme de la soie, sensible comme une fleur de lys

Beau en scène comme à la ville

Beau comme la vie, grand comme un chêne.

fidèle comme une ombre

Une sensation de chaleur dans ces yeux bleus teintés de marron

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FR: Poème dédié à mon OC, Ayezl.

Eng: Poem dedicated to my OC Ayezl.

The goddess of ice and her bottled up emotions.

She gets mad at every little thing because her heart is in pain. She does ballet to help her go through strong emotions.

She dances to make the pain go away.

A dance so graceful, and yet, it aches.

She tries not to think about it too much like.

But, it always ends up like an explosion of feelings with tears burning her cheeks like acid.

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FR: Poème dédié à mon petit ami (enfin, l'un d'eux.. oui je suis poly tu va faire quoi?? XD)

Eng:Poem dedicated to my boyfriend (well, one of them.. yes I'm poly what you gonna do?? XD)

My sweet dove, as sweet as love

My Sunshine in the sky

a light in my heart who became a part of my mind and Soul

This scary experience named unconditional love.

Love is for us to share

No matter how strong the emotions

No matter what, our love will remain.

For as long as it can, wishing it could be forever.

This feels like a fever dream.

Is it really happening? Or is it just an addicting hallucination..?

I can only imagine the day we meet for now and dream about it.

My dearest, my tulip, my darling, my love. But your prettiest name is [his name]

FR: (Oui je ne dit pas son nom, because confidentialitée mon ami 🥸)

Eng: (Yes I won't say his name, because confidentiality my friend 🥸)

[aramielles]

Classement des auteurs que j’ai travaillé en prepa

1) Proust bien évidemment, en hypo et en kharré

2) Saint Simon en kharré, mon rageux préféré

3) Barbey en khube, problematic fave

4) Marivaux en khube, chouchou (un peu en hypo)

5) Corneille en khube ,,,, okay ik mais genre en vrai c’est fun

6) Barthes en hypo, il est pas plus haut parce que mm si c’étaient les Fragments, on l’a pas assez fait

7) Sartre en kharré, je n’AIME PAS POULOU JE BULLY LES SARTRIENS MAIS avec un sartrien c’est fun

8) George Sand en hypo, moins pire que Colette, histoire de ma vie c’est fun

9) Annie……. J’aime vraiment pas les années……… en kharré

10) Gautier en khube. C’est cool c’est fun mais genre,,,,,,, au bout d’un moment c’est redondant

11) Hawthorne en khube. eh c’est bon on a compris t’aime pas les puritains

12) Montaigne en kharré, j’adore Montaigne mais bon c’est lourd au bout d’un moment

13) La Fontaine en hypo, sympa mais bon

14) Colette en hypo et en khube, je vous jure je veux me battre avec elle t’es INSUPPORTABLE !!!!!!

15) Sévigné en kharré, putain jla deteste grosse conne de merde

16) le Roman de Renart, pas un auteur mais c’était mon livre d’étude principal en hypo. parfois fun, mais ptn trop chiant

17) Musset en kharré……… no need to explain me fink

[pigeonneaux]

Bien le bonsoir ✨

Merci pour ces recommandations musicales dont je suis sûre sont d'une grande qualité, je les écouterai dès que possible !

Je peux donc enfin poser les questions intéressantes 😏

Parmi les ships que j'ai vu dans ta fiche, pourrais tu me parler un peu plus de Arthur/Perceval, de Arthur/Venec et de Arthur/Mani ? Je dois dire que c'est des ships que je ne vois pas beaucoup et qui sont intéressants donc j'aimerai beaucoup en savoir plus ! Comme en es tu venu à les aimer, quelles scènes entre eux sont tes préférées, des petits headcanons ? ☺️

Pour un peu de fun et si besoin d'inspi' je vais écrire quelques questions auxquelles tu peux répondre au choix avec les différents ships que tu as nommés (Arthur/Guenièvre, Arthur/Lancelot, Arthur/Perceval, Arthur/Mani et Arthur/Venec (Arthur definitely getting his fill around here) :

Qui est le plus affectif en public ?

Qui à peur de l'araignée et qui l'a met dehors/l'écrase avec sa botte ?

Le premier qui se confesse ?

Lequel mourrait pour l'autre ?

Qui s'excuse le premier après une engueulade ?

Qui pique la couette ?

Qui pique les vêtements de l'autre ?

Douce nuitée à toi ❤️🤎❤️🤎

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HAHA OUI J'AIME BEAUCOUP ARTHUR J'AVOUE. his gueule de tchoin. Bewitched me. I mean who said that.

Arthur/perceval c'est tellement mes meiwleowmeows genre c'en est presque platonique parce que perceval est...well, perceval. Ce qui me touche c'est particulièrement sa dévotion et le côté protecteur d'arthur qui peut ressortir quand il est avec lui. Quand il insiste pour que Perceval ne meurt pas pour lui, et dans kv1 la scène ou il se revoient...je pète mon crâne. Et a la fin de la serie quand ils parlent de leur reves. Si jme souviens bien, arthur n'a raconté son rêve a personne d'autre. "Les rêves ça se compare pas" je pète mon crâne (bis) (mais ma scènes préférée reste celle du lac avec la fausse canne à pêche et les règles de jeux)

Qui est le plus affectueux en publique ? Je dirais Arthur, il est du genre a tenir les gens par la main et les a embrasser pendant des ballades . Il est très pudique cependant donc ce sera rarement plus que ça s'il y a du monde.

Qui a peur de l'araignée/qui la met dehors : ah dur je sais pas bien si ça s'applique vraiment a eux. For shit n giggle disont que perceval sors l'araignée (s'il la tue sa fraterie va venir lui piquer les yeux pendant qu'il dort!!!)

Le premier qui se confesse ? : je crois qu'ils se confessent mutuellement un peu tout le temps (ça veut rien dire deal with it)

Lequel mourrait pour l'autre ? : 🥲 oh you know. En vrai Perceval pense qu'il mourrait pour Arthur mais on sais tous que le rois meurt a la fin. Donc. (Si Perceval meurt sur un champs de bataille dans les bras d'Arthur je fait tout péter)

Qui s'excuse en premier après une engueulade ? Ah bah Arthur, Arthur-culpabilité-religieuse-et-peur-de-l'abandon-Pendragon

Qui pique la couette? Perceval.

Qui pique les vêtements de l'autre? Perceval (j'aime bien imaginer que les chemises d'arthur sont un peu trop grandes pour lui. Aussi contrairement aux siennes, elles sont propres.)

Arthur/venec bah slut on slut miscommunication a coup de latte sur la playa tmtc. Mais aussi j'ai lu UNE FIC qui m'a faite chavirer. Je crois que c'était même une podfic d'ailleurs. De leurs retrouvailles dans kv1. Le BAIN. Le fait que ce soit venec qui ai fait sortir arthur en douce et qui l'ai ramené a rome. Leur lien est fort, la confiance aussi, même si venec est réputé pour être un rat sournois, arthur lui fait confiance et lui remet sa vie entre ses mains. C'est pas rien. Je crois que comme Perceval, il sait voir la vraie nature des gens,ou du moins il sent quand il peut se fier a quelqu'un malgré ce que la personne montre au premier abord.

(J'avais vu ce post ya longtemps qui disait que perceval pouvait voir la vraie nature des gens et c'est pour ÇA que depuis le début il deteste Mevanwi)

Qui est le plus affectueux en publique : venec, grande gueule il fait chier Arthur a dire a tout le monde qu'ils sont ensemble et que le roi est une bête de sex(c'est faux he's normal) Il le dit même aux chèvres.

Qui a peur de l'araignée/qui l'a met dehors jsuis sur que Venec a vu pire qu'une tite miguale ramper sur sa peau.

Le premier qui se confesse ? :3 tutur après la plage. Lequel mourrait pour l'autre

Venec. Il a pris pas mal de risques déjà. He didn't have to and yet

Qui s'excuse en premier après une engueulade ? Arthouuuuurrrr Qui pique la couette ? Ils se la pique mutuellement jusqu'à ce que ça finisse en battle de MMA et qu'ils se réveillent le lendemain matin avec des bleus partout. Arthur opte pour une couette chacun mais se réveille quand même les pieds froids et le cul a l'air parce que venec est juste comme ça. Qui pique les vêtements de l'autre ?

Vous avez vu le swag de venec. Arthur lui pique au moins ses gilets en skread

ET ARTHUR/MANI..... C'EST LA FAUTE A SLOUBS. C'est ses fanarts qui m'ont fait les ship. L'amour de jeunesse d'Arthur. Son amitié homoerotique et TRAGIQUE tout a propos de mani me rend TRISTE j'adore. Et si ils étaient resté en Bretagne tout les deux. S'ils étaient pas retourné a Rome. Argh. Et puis les nuits ou ils sortent en douce des dortoirs. Tellement d'images dans ma tête. I am unwell.

Qui est le plus affectueux en publique? Mani, il montre son affection par le touché donc même s'il peut être discret par moment, il faut toujours en sorte de toucher Arthurus d'une manière ou d'une autre. Il lui touche La main, l'épaule, une sangle qui dépasse d'un uniforme. Il le touche avc un pied quand ils sont assis a rien faire. C'est pas forcément remarquable de l'extérieur mais eux savent. Qui a peur de l'araignée/qui l'a met dehors ? : ils sont tout les deux useless. Papinius oskour. Le premier qui se confesse ? Ils ont pas eu le temps 🌟 (screaming crying throwing up) Lequel mourrait pour l'autre

Lequel est mort Qui s'excuse en premier après une engueulade ?

Aucun #mascutoxic (en vrai ils finissent par se dire qu'ils font une trêve) Qui pique la couette ?

Ils sont tellement collé qu'ils ont pas ce problème Qui pique les vêtements de l'autre ? Ils portent les mêmes vêtements🥲

[osyter]

it was j’attends not je te quitte. or je te deteste. dont test me

[pl4ce0fr3st]

jai 18 ans et jsuis une fille alors je prefere que vous utilisez mes pronoms correctement

euh je suis pro para ?? alors vous allez voir unes posts un peu . . . là bas

jaime le art je pourrais dessiner mais je veux pas : ‘ 3

tu peux dit que jsuis un proship ou un profic mais je deteste étiquettes alors je ne suis que moi

[dramallamas]

The (unserious) notes of Beyond Evil. Episode Three Edition

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Cant wait to psychoanalyse this episode later with the scriptbook!

Jinmuk je te deteste dont even dare feel sad you monster

that shot of Juwon lazing on his sofa im down bad

He has nice handwriting tho

Honestly when is this man not thinking about Dongsik

The fly jumpscared me bc of my headphones

Dongsik you bastard (affectionately)

He is not ok rn

Juwon eavesdropping was me and my flatmate last night trying to find out the drama

The camerawork in this show is beautiful omg

Dongsik has no right to look this fine rn tho

Oop spotted!

Jihwa knew both of them were at the station lol

And bada bing bada boom we are in the recording room

And theyre off and Jihwa is so done

Juwon is so like WTF with this whole thing.

If looks could kill Dongsik would be dead 💀

why at 5am?! WHY WERE YOU UP AT 5AM?!

Bro Juwon doesnt hold back

Dongsik <3

Juwon could murder im sure of it. He has it ij him.

I like watching the gay men fight… because its fun :)

THE ONLY TIME I WILL AGREE WITH HAN KIHWAN IS RN “What a nut job. I like him [Dongsik].”

Juwon pissing off Kihwan is just so great at all times.

Theyre gonna find the wrong body and blow this case even bigger

Dongsik again <3 the onlt dilf of my life tbh

My heart breaks for him though. He masks a lot if pain

“What if I ran into older Yuyeon on the street, but failed to recognise her. That worries me a lot…” 💔

Fellas is it gay to stare at another mans smiling photo for a long time whilst in your room?

Juwon you have always been a crafty bitch and I respect that

YJG is a brilliant actor he is a master at subtle emotions which makes him one of the most expressive characters in the show

YAY you found a phone

Bad news for Juwon its Geumhwas phone that has his number.

Mate ur laughing like a maniac like dongsik does. You two arent as different as you think.

But my god you like to jump to the wrong conclusions

Watching the scene with nam sangbae and dongsik makes me cry but i cant because im in the living room with my flatmates. And the score in the background just 😭

Me 🤝 Dongsik : Laughing to hide pain

Man will stay in work just for Juwon

They back and forth in every scene like its all they do.

Mf going on about the culprit always returning to the scene and here comes JINMUK AHDKFMSP FORESHADOWING WE MISSED

Part of me think that Dongsik is suspicious of Jinmuk atp.

If you told them that they would be so close by the end of the series they would be fucking disgusted.

Oop juwon getting interrogated.

Juwon pausing before adding 요 at the end of his sentence like bro you are forgetting your respect conjugation

oh shit juwon not looking good for you is it.

"Given his nature, there is no way he [Juwon] would get involved in a crime" HYEOK YOU DONT EVEN KNOW-

Hyeok became his tutor in 2010... when JW was 17. does that mean that he helped JW in Korea rather than britain? or the tail end of britain onwards.

Hyeok you are such a kiss-ass

Do Haewon 🤢 she is so fake i hate it (which is the poing ig lmao)

LEE CHANGJIN. hes so funny for a bad guy

Jeongje is so frustrated with his mum (same)

Juwon is this close to slapping Hyeok at times.

aliens? rude much kihwan (what did we expect)

and there goes juwon loosing his cool.

annoyingly kihwan makes some points even if its for self centered gain. still hate kihwan dw

bro standing outside as ppl talk about him like 🧍

And then the eye contact between him and dongsik god having a whole silent conversation

Nice recovery juwon.

Them being nice to each other? NOT THIS EARLY BOIS

And boom personal space who? They dont know it.

Dongsik telling Juwon to go to therapy lmaooo

Juwon grabbing Dongsik probably became a… different thing later on yk? Hehe

This episode is basically Juwon and his terrible no good very bad couple days.

Bro you need to hike/walk more Juwon how are you already sweating.

You make think you have him, but nope he has you.

JUWON BREAKS INTO DS BASEMENT PART ONE HERE WE GO

The tiny bloodstain ofc. He def left it deliberately somewhat

And i am so hyped for episode four because of the incoming moments.

Juwon this isnt the victory you think it is trust me

see you all next episode! bye ^^