#jd nelson

[kristopherbiernat]

triskaidekaphilia (LJMcD Communications, 2023)

I had the great pleasure of meeting Lachlan J. McDougall through a William Burroughs group on facebook. He posted one of his cut-ups there and I was sufficiently impressed. I later solicited his work for the online version of my magazine Blue as an Orange (that will be transitioning into a print magazine later this year). I may have been the first to publish his work, I’m not sure. Now he is…

[prcg]

El gobierno es la causa del aumento vertiginoso de los costos de la vivienda

No han faltado planes gubernamentales que pretenden hacer que las casas sean más asequibles en Estados Unidos, incluido más recientemente un subsidio gubernamental de 25.000 dólares para compradores selectos por primera vez propuesto por la candidata presidencial demócrata Kamala Harris. Sin embargo, informes recientes sostienen que el propio gobierno ha desempeñado un papel fundamental al poner…

[todays-xkcd]

[Political pundit on the ScrabbleTV News channel] "After four years of defying orthographic pressure, Joe ceded the top of the ticket to Kamala, who--after considering Josh, Mark, Andy, Roy, and Pete--picked Tim."

Vice President Names [Explained]

Transcript

[A table of American president and vice president first names going back to 1952, where names with four letters or fewer are marked in yellow.]

2024: ? Kamala,? Donald / Tim ?, JD ?.

2020: Joe/Kamala.

2016: Donald‎/Mike.

2008: Barack/Joe.

2000: George/Dick.

1992: Bill/Al.

1988: George/Dan.

1980: Ronald‎/George.

1976: Jimmy/Walter.

1974: Gerald/Nelson.

1973: ‎Richard/Gerald.

1968: Richard/Spiro.

1964: Lyndon/Hubert.

1960: John/Lyndon.

1952: Dwight/Richard.

[bloodweep]

Listen... Jealous NSFW headcanons with JD 😏 What do you think?

SCREAMS YES ,, IVE WRITTEN SOME ABOUT JEALOUS JD WITH ROWAN BUT I CAN TOTALLY MAKE IT PUBLIC

teehee

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. . . ⇢ ˗ˏˋ Jealousy ࿐ྂ

‗ ❍ John Dory gets so jealous so easily

‗ ❍ partial because he’s extremely touch starved and craves the attention and the other part because he doesn’t want you to think he doesn’t care for you

‗ ❍ he hovers casually at first, not too noticeable just in the background chatting with others until he couldn’t take it anymore

‗ ❍ he would get closer nearly becoming your shadow at this point

‗ ❍ he still wouldn’t talk yet, a hand brushing your waist or hip, trying to silently get your attention

‗ ❍ if that didn’t work he would grasp your waist instead, standing above you and checking out the person you’re speaking too

‗ ❍ he would scoff and tug on your waist lightly before waiting to get your attention

‗ ❍ gosh when he does he would gently tug you along away from everyone

‗ ❍ he would pin you against a tree, his forearm placed above your head as he leaned into you and crowding you

‗ ❍ he wouldn’t speak still a sour look on his face trying to put together the words properly without causing an argument or say something he would regret

‗ ❍ his fangs would bite into his lower lip

‗ ❍ his other hand would place right next to your side, having you pinned but still allowing you space to duck away if wanted

‗ ❍ “I’m not happy” he would finally say his head ducking down into your personal space and rub his nose with yours softly

‗ ❍ “you’re covered in their scent I don’t like it,” he would murmur his hand that was by your side coming up to grip your chin, titling your head back to kiss you

‗ ❍ he’s usually really gentle with everything because you are smaller than him but he’s a bit aggressive, his fangs skimming your lip, his claws catching your skin, hinting that they could leave scratches

‗ ❍ he would press his body into yours, the bark biting into your back

‗ ❍ he would fuck you against that stupid tree, your legs pushed up and out so you’re forced to take all of his cock that he gives you

‗ ❍ his claws digging into the skin there while his fangs bite into your throat, right in the middle

‗ ❍ he would definitely fuck you harder if you get louder

‗ ❍ he wants everyone to hear you

‗ ❍ ugh eventually he would put you in the full Nelson position, so he can have full submission from you while he fucks into you

‗ ❍ I know he definitely rubs his cock on your back, wiping his cum there so his scent can completely cover yours

‗ ❍ “you’re mine, I don’t wanna share” is what he growls into your ear before he slips back into you groan in at your overstimulated whine

‗ ❍ ugh I just know he would fuck you into the dirt and grass his claws yanking up the earth as he hovers over you, his other hand holding your neck back so he can kiss your tears away

‗ ❍ once he’s done feeling pent he would let you ride him slowly, until your just collapse against his chest whimpering

‗ ❍ gives your throat and shoulders gentle kisses rubbing against your little marks and bruises to soothe them

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UGH HE DRIVES ME INSANE

[creature-wizard]

“There’s something happening,” writes former DNC pollster Cornell Belcher, the President of brilliant corners Research & Strategies, and a frequent MSNBC guest, “last night this campaign moved in the direction of a movement.”

...

“It vibrates different, its rhythm is different, it’s gaining cultural significance that resonates beyond conventional political metrics. It’s becoming a vibe. GOP has no answer for this,” he declared.

...

“I still have lots of Republican former colleagues and friends,” attorney, journalist, and author Sophia A. Nelson noted. “They are telling me, ‘It’s over. Harris is bigger than Obama and the timing is right for a woman to win.’ They also lament: ‘JD Vance was the worst pick ever for VP–Trump needed Haley or a woman to moderate him.’”

[frankenshane]

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/07/27/us/jd-vance-emails-transgender-classmate-highlights.html

insane to me that nelson is trying to show the public that vance is a craven loser desperate for power and that due to the transphobia of the nyt newsroom that they seem, at best, to be disinterested in appropriately interacting with nelson as a subject and have reduced this to a listicle.

[justinspoliticalcorner]

Ryan Adamczeski at The Advocate:

JD Vance is not gay — and he really needs you to know that. The Republican nominee for vice president continued to spread lies about transgender youth and gender-affirming care in a recent interview with gay conservative podcaster Tim Dillon, during which Vance bizarrely felt the need to assure viewers that he isn't attracted to men. “I’m not a gay guy, but I’ve heard this from gay friends of mine…" Vance said, being interrupted by laughter from Dillon. He then went on to falsely say that gender-affirming care, a collection of practices that affirm LGBTQ+ identities, is "in some ways like the pharmaceutical answer to conversion therapy," a practice that attempts to erase LGBTQ+ identities. "I’ve talked to this about gay friends who feel very personally affronted [by gender-affirming care]," Vance said. "They feel like if they were 14 years old, and maybe they’re confused … Would somebody have had them transition?" The only LGBTQ+ friend of Vance's that has publicly spoken about gender-affirming care is Sofia Nelson, who rebuked him for supporting a ban against gender-affirming care for youth and accused him of targeting trans people to score political points even though Vance had previously supported Nelson's gender transition.

[...] On the other hand, "conversion therapy" is a universally-debunked practice that attempts to forcefully change the gender identity or sexual orientation of the patient, which has been compared to "torture" by its recipients and health care providers alike. It has been condemned by the American Academy of Child & Adolescent Psychiatry, American Psychological Association, American Medical Association, World Health Organization, and so on, which have called for conversion therapy to be banned. Vance then claimed, without evidence, that gender-affirming care is purely a “profit-motivated entity [that] tries to manipulate government policy,” and that "people who are getting rich off this are also lobbying the American Medical Association." He did not address the countless other organizations and medical practitioners that support the care, nor the fact that most health care in the U.S. is for-profit.

Dillon also claimed in the conversation that those supporting trans youth want to "allow an eight-year-old to fully transition" or to let "a seven-year-old consent to a life-altering medical surgery." This is false — the most common form of gender-affirming medical care for trans minors are puberty blockers and hormone treatment, which are reversible and used to treat other conditions such as early onset puberty and certain types of cancer, according to the National Institute of Health.

Grotesque JD tells lies about gender-affirming healthcare.

See Also:

LGBTQ Nation: JD Vance bizarrely stresses that he’s not gay while bashing transitioning as “conversion therapy”

[johnwickb1tsch]

ok but listennnn. i just saw Sweet November and now I totally headcanon that bitter Frank who runs marketing for jd power from Destination Wedding is a continuation of Nelson Moss's character arc. 😭😭😭 You can't convince me he didn't just shut that heart down after losing her for a LONG ass time!

[kristopherbiernat]

Poem from Eyeland Issue 2, 2o23

[hagrag]

Books read 2025 🧚🏻‍♀️

Wild by cheryl strayed

Tiny beautiful things by cheryl strayed

The secret diary of laura palmer by jennifer lynch

Diary of a void by emi yagi

Convenience store woman by sakaya murata

Down the drain by julia fox

Broken horses by brandi carlile

Franny and zooey by jd salinger

Just kids by patti smith

The argonauts by maggie nelson

Bastard out of carolina by dorothy allison

Come together by emily nagoski

Rebel girl by kathleen hanna

My year of rest and relaxation by ottessa mossfegh (reread)

The glass castle by jeanette walls

Violet bent backwards over the grass by lana del rey

Bird by bird by annie lamott

We were witches by ariel gore (reread)

Jonbenet: from inside the ramsey murder investigation by steve thomas

Foreign faction: who really kidnapped jonbenet by james kolar

[tinybitofhope]

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hi im lena or hops, im okay with both!! also i luv nicknames so go wild!!

about me

ill try to post everyday but dont expect it bc im tired sometimes lol.

i do a lot of fandom posting and just posting whatever is on my mind

my pronouns are she/her and im bisexual with a male pref probably and probably agender/demigirl

saw enhypen 5.1.24 !!

saw skz at lolla 8.2.24 !!!!

im christian!! so ya know, if ur against us, just dont be a jerk lmfao

INFP-T

middle child (help. jk. not really)

probably have anxiety

birthday is december 16, THE SAME AS BASH CROFTS!! (my biggest flex) and that makes me a sagittarius

filipino or as my cousin says ‘proud to be pinoy ✌🏼🇵🇭’ (i love her sm)

my favorite song is probably another day by stray kids or maybe by han jisung or i bet on losing dogs by mitski

i have a cool writing side blog

ermm i also curse a lot so if youre not okay w it tell me pls!!

fandoms im in are (blue r the ones i think abt the most rn)

newjeans, stray kids (skz), enhypen, boynextdoor, osemanverse, jacksons diary (jd), the world of mr plant (twomp), nimona, hamilton, riordanverse (rrverse), when i fly towards you (wifty), school bus graveyard

kins/bias list (blue is my faves/ults)

leo valdez, nico di angelo, will solace, sadie kane, jimmy kaga ricci, lister bird, david miller, angelica schuyler, nick nelson, darcy olsson, zuko, han jisung, kim minji, jake sim, taesan (han dongmin)

my interests are

literally my fandoms above ^, music, kdrama, books, pinterest, SUDOKU!!!, sewing but i’ve no ideas and js started lmao, skateboarding but i cant do shit, being aesthetically pleasing bc im that girlie, working out, and shit like that

ok heres my music taste and fave artists (blue are the ones i listen to most recent/the most)

laufey, lyn lapid, mitski, conan gray, artic monkeys, rocco, stephen sanchez, ricky montgomery, newjeans, stray kids, enhypen, txt, boynextdoor kpop in general hah, current joys, wave to earth, beabadobee, daniel padilla, nep, jazzy songs, skater type songs idk, opm (original pinoy music), indie, dreamy songs, gacha life songs (brings back the memories haha)

other socials

twitter- tinybitofhope

spotify- lena>>

pinterest- wantx0theworld

pronouns page

edit bc name and stuff

[thetarttfuldickhead]

As much as I love Roy telling Jamie he’s proud of him (and then maybe not punching him in the face aftewards, idk, could be a thing) I’ve also grown partial to the idea of Jamie telling Roy that he’s proud of him, ‘cause well, Roy needs a bit of that too, I think.

I haven’t got the details figured, but maybe something vaguely along the lines of the ending to the “My Fallen Idol” episode of Scrubs, where Dr. Cox (having failed to save several of his patients) is depressed, drunk and not talking while unshaven and wrapped in a blanket on his couch. JD shows up, gives him a quiet but heartfelt peptalk and tells him he’s proud of him, because even after so long as a doctor Dr. Cox still cares enough to take it that hard when things go wrong.

So say Roy fucks something up. It’s not necessarily his fault; he does his best given the circumstances or acts unwittingly, but it goes tits up and he ends up making a mess of things. Not a “people died” mess, but still really quite bad. (I honestly don’t know what this could be. Maybe something slightly careless he says blowing up in the media and somehow really fucking over a young footballer? Maybe something else entirely. That’s not the important part.)

And this is Roy, who cares so very deeply but is so very unkind to himself, and the guilt and fucking shame of having fucked someone (especially a young someone!) over like that, particularly when he’s already struggling with the feeling that he can’t change for the better, that he’ll always be the same fucking idiot I’ve always been? Yeah, I don’t think he’d deal very well. He also, and obviously, wouldn’t want to talk about it.

And depending on how much hurt (and comfort) you want from this, you could either simply have Roy pull a Roy and retreat to an ice bath, and Jamie letting himself in like Ted once did, and giving a little (slightly clumsy but very earnest) speech about how fucking proud he is of Roy, and Roy has no fucking idea how to handle all the emotions that inspire, but, yeah. It helps.

Or you can drag it out a bit and have Roy stubbornly insisting he is fine and hiding behind his usually gruff exterior, only he’s not doing fine and eventually he shows up at training still drunk from trying to drown his self-loathing in way too much whisky, and Rebecca takes him home and tries to talk to him, and when that doesn’t work she calls Keeley, and Keeley’s a comfort, she always is, but this time it’s not enough (or just too early). Jamie shows up after training, bringing dinner, and he sits down next to Roy and, again, brings out the speech. It doesn’t magically make everything right, because how could it, but it’s enough to start from. Enough to give Roy the courage to begin anew.

Or if you really want to dial that angst right up, we can have Jamie – like JD in the Scrubs episode – put off visiting, making comments about how it was fucking unprofessional showing up to Nelson Road like that, Roy would have had their heads if they’d tried pulling anything like it, so why should the gaffer get special consideration? Beard and Rebecca and Nate and Isaac and his sister and Keeley all take turns sitting with Roy while he quietly stews in despair on his couch, but Jamie is inconspicuously absent.

Until he isn’t, because of course he relents in the end, and he shows up to tell Roy that yeah, he made it out like he was angry with Roy for showing up drunk, but really he was freaked out because Roy’s always been so fucking strong and Jamie’s always counted on and leaned on that strenght, back when he was a kid and they didn’t know each other and back when they were teammates and fighting all the time and most of all since Roy became his coach and his best friend. Like, Jamie knows Roy isn’t perfect – like, really man, you are not– but Roy’s strenght has been a constant and a comfort in Jamie’s life and having to face that fact Roy isn’t some sort of superhero… that scared him, yeah. But that’s Jamie’s problem, not Roy’s, and so he’s here to tell Roy how fucking proud he is of him, for how much he fucking cares and how hard he works at being there for all of them, even though he thinks he’s no good at it. But you are, yeah? Fucking good at it. But that’s not the really important bit, anyway. The important bit is that you’ve always kept trying, even when that meant doing stuff you fucking hated or were scary or hard. ‘Cause it isn’t easy for you, this shit, but you keep at it anyway, because you care, and that’s… Dead proud of you for that, Roy. Really am.  

[taledhq]

anonymous asked: most wanted faces?

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opening this up to the members as well!

[evita-shelby]

The Troublesome Trio

Dad!Jack Nelson for @call-sign-shark @thegreatdragonfruta @zablife and all those who voted for him in the poll.

Dad!Tommy will come later today or tomorrow.

Happy new year's eve y'all ✨️

Cw: small mentions of past sexual assault by a priest

Everything had been set for New Years.

Having learned his lesson about inviting the Riley-De Souza-Rosales and other surnames attached to Eva’s family over for thanksgiving, now most major celebrations were to be held in Rockwood Hall now that it has become the seat of the Riley Clan.

Gina had come once during the summer but then got into a tiff with one of the younger girls over something stupid like all teenage girls do. It had been irritating, getting interrupted in the middle of the night because Gina had learned the hard way quiet little Nayeli was the daughter of a professional spy and assassin.

He loved his niece, his only family besides Eva and the children, but she was even more of a handful than their four children at seventeen.

“Will you two be good boys for Nanny?” he asks the twin boys who turn five in May. Joseph was the more active of the two, but Junior made up for his sickly nature by being the brains.

It had been Junior who decided their mama’s pearls and daddy’s pocket watch were going to be the buried treasure when playing pirates, that they should hide in the washing machine to scare Alice the maid and even worse, switch places.

Luckily Jack knew his namesake was slightly shorter than his older identical twin brother and Eva was magical and read auras or some shit like that.

Most people, especially Eva’s older relatives like her bitch aunt Livia or her uncle Benito with the bad eyesight confused them to hell and back.

Little Jack, being his father’s son, used that to his advantage.

“Yes, sir.” The boy said as he had taught them too and for good measure Jack asked to see their hands so they don’t cross their fingers.

Even Rosie made her trouble despite her delays in growth. Took longer to walk and talk and do things other children did, but she could give most nannies a run for their money if she didn’t like you.

“Rosemary, sweetheart, daddy didn’t hear you.”

She smiled mischievously and batted her eyelashes as she bit her new sleeve to shreds, a habit they found cute even if a bit concerning, and only nodded in response.

Didn’t help at all that Rosie looked like Gina, not his niece, but his baby sister who died of consumption so she got away with things the boys could never.

“Alright, if you don’t feel like talking this morning, I’ll let it pass this once.” The gangster turned millionaire relented as he always did.

Besides the most trouble Rosie would cause would be wanting to sleep with them because of those nightmares she has of the man in the white coat.

Jack wouldn’t begrudge her that, he still has nightmares about the priest who raped his sisters and tried to do the same to him.

“How long do you think they’ll behave for, husband?” Eva asks as she settled with one year old Katherine in the passenger seat of their car.

“Won’t even make it out of the street.” It’s not that the youngest bank president in America didn’t trust their word, he just knew he and his witch would never make angels.

And sure enough they hear one of the maids find a fake spider in Kitty’s basinet as Jack pulls out of the driveway.

“It was me! It was me!” Rosie admits with joy knowing damn well she won’t get disciplined for it.

Rockwood Hall is/was the country home of JD Rockefeller and until it was demolished, the second largest house in America. Was sold in 1922 after he died, and in this universe the Rileys bought it since they were all exiled from Mexico by then.

Rosemary Kennedy was disabled and lobotomized in the 1940s at the age of 23 after her impairment worsened, we don'tknow what she had as her family kept everything including her very hidden after the lobotomy left her permanently disabled. Rosie Nelson is disabled since she is based off her.

Jack's famous first meeting with Tommy, he tells him his first kill was the priest who tried to sexually abuse him, in the fic the priest had already sexually assaulted his older and younger sisters.

[pscottm]

Sofia Nelson: I can't explain my former friend JD Vance's heel turn. But I know it's dangerous.

Most Americans haven’t heard of the post-liberal right, the small but influential group of conservative, mostly Catholic men who have declared that liberal democracy, the animating principle of America’s founding, has failed and want to bring about a new social order where there is no separation of church and state and men and a hyperconservative Catholicism reign supreme. They are disdainful of secularism and individual liberty. Just like Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump illustrated during Tuesday night’s debate against Vice President Kamala Harris, these men idolize the authoritarian Viktor Orbán, the prime minister of Hungary.”

“They’re also nostalgic for Spain as it was run by the dictator Franco and see Orbán’s government and Franco’s as potential models for the kind of regime they wish to install in the United States. The group’s political priorities — which include restricting access to contraception and divorce and banning marriage equality and pornography — are wildly unpopular. And yet the Republican nominee for vice president, my former friend JD Vance, is a prominent voice of this fringe movement, as so many of his regrettable podcast interviews have demonstrated.”