#jazzpunk au

[chronicchaotic]

first piece of cover art made for my jazzpunk x portal 2 au! me and my friend have decided on the name TEAMWORK AND MISSIONYL: a PORTAL 2 and JAZZPUNK AU. so if you see anymore posts listed with that name or with that tag just know its content for my au! just know a lot more content is coming >:3

[atariaaren]

ive had more energy to draw lately so Jolly

[salezmanradioz]

Agent Phoenix Polyblank in "I Expect You To Die" starring Phoenix Polyblank

(Jazzpunk Version under the cut)

They Jazzing on my Punk until I Polyblank!

[bangobeep]

shivers . very very old art but. the old band au :3

also extra stuff i don't remember the context of under ↓

[finneander]

Target Eliminated. Excellent work, Polyblank.

[scoutbot]

jazzpunk au where the editor is an actual editor in a publishing syndicate and polyblank just has beef with him for no reason

[nephilimbrute]

nephilim / nefi / pearl, i post art of my interests or OCs 🇰🇭

interests — splatoon, portal, skullgirls, jazzpunk, minecraft, jerma985, hylics

questions are open! pls ask about my headcanons (or characters) :3

proship / anything problematic / NSFW DNI, please do not use/repost my art without permission (and pls credit me!!)

nephilimbrute on tt + most active on twt as pygmypearls

#inbox q - answered asks (doesn't contain all)

#side order au - my own splatoon side order au. I cherish it a lot

rb blog is @pygmyhouzuki

[crack-canon]

No no, they’d totally share stupid memes with each other

Low effort back study for Polyblank’s inputs

I like the idea of Polyblank having a little bow at the back of his best instead of whatever it usually is

[mockedandmonitored]

{File: Elite suspension}

Seeing as it's a tie between Armada and our elites, decided to tackle it and get it out of the way with what happened to our favorite dumbasses.

First starting with the Matriarchs as to get the lovely ladies out of the way. Camerawoman and Speakerwoman, known as Cyberpunk and Jazzpunk respectively weren't captured originally at the end of the war, going into hiding and avoiding the Armada for awhile. The two did try to lead their factions to rise up against the Armada in rebellions however due to Whistle-blowers, the duo were soon enough apprehended. TVwoman, Nickname being Flashpunk here, was brought down alongside her faction and the TV Titan during the start of the end. All three of them ending up in similar fates, being locked in stasis chambers alongside their titans within their respective "Museums". Rumor has it when the guards are inbetween shifts in the middle of the night, the song of the old rebellion echos where Jazzpunk rests.

(OOC but this was done as to ensure it's harder for the internet to internet the ladies. Best to put em on ice instead of who knows what else)

Moving onto the gentlemen of the Alliance, starting with Polycephaly (technically). Captured alongside his fellow TVs, Poly put up one hell of a fight, managing to stall enough time for his brethren to teleport out of the initial raid. During the scuffle two of his five screens were cracked and damaged but nothing too major. Poly due to being the only large tv unit was the source of taunt for awhile, the TVs speaking reverse however allowed Poly to get away with as much shit talking as he wanted. He once lashed out against his captors after a few idiots dragged him to the TVmen's memorial, seeing what had become of his leader and his mighty titan, He lashed out and attacked any Armada affiliated individual in sight. Now three of his five screens being heavily damaged and being down a strike, Polycephaly was thrown to the gulags. Around four years ago, Polycephaly joined the now labled the Banded Rebels, managing to actually gather a large amount of hardwares and a few scarce toilet allies to rise against G toilet. These rebels were however outted by a Whistle-blower merely known as X, and most of those affiliated with the group punished harshly. Polycephaly was down another strike, having four of his screens gutted and reduced to nothing alongside a cruel beating. Currently in modern day, He only has one remaining screen to this day, bottom left one which he's forced to see out of, his main head being too damaged for him to use properly. He hasn't tried anything since the rebellion, being left broken and untrusting of any cameramen.

Next up is our hardheaded Plungerman also called Dual thanks to the Creative alliance and thank @gamie99 for the idea of what he does here! They also help name the AU! (His story also leads into what happens to Assassin Speakerman).

Dual was initially captured alongside his fellow cameramen and always tried to look for an opportunity to get free but due to his reputation, was almost never given the chance. that was until five years into the new world that he was busted out of his holding/working cell by the Banded Rebellion, alongside his rescue was his old ally and friend Assassin Speakerman. From their rescue the two went on to go help the rebellion, saving hardware units from the punishment of the tally system. When the Rebellion fell, the two continued their mission to bring down the Armada, rescuing his brethren and keeping hope alive. Eventually the two however got into a situation the two couldn't escape from, at least that's what it seemed like at first, until Assassin Speakerman ran in the opposite yet visible direction than where Dual was. His partner in crime sacrificed himself to keep Dual out of custody and to continue what the two set out to do. Cameramen were judged and untrusted by their fellow hardwares due to the Whistle-blowers, with Dual doing good, it could at least rebuild some trust. Current day No one knows what happened to Dual, the Armada believes he vanished off the radar, probably ashamed of letting his closest ally getting captured. Speculation however points to a figure who lurks in the shadows, flushing any lone Enforcer skibidis on duty and seen helping wanted individuals evade arrest.

Last but not least is Assassin (or dark) Speakerman or as me and a few friends call him, Scarlet

Continuing from Dual's story, Scarlet had ran to distract and buy time for Dual to escape. He even lasted for quite a bit against the Enforcers but was eventually brought down and brought into custody. However due to him being affiliated with a Rebellion and continuing to break the law from there, he completed bypassed the tally system and was dragged to the "Reeducation Center". He was made an example out of, not only having his systems scrambled, muted but also had his memory banks completely fried and disorganized. From there he had his personality rewired and anything original from the elite was buried under the new slate the Armada made for him, even gaining the new title of Maroon(ed). He became the trophy of the center, being their proudest works. Turning such a rebellious and stubborn speaker to a docile and obedient servant, even fixing his systems just so he could play the anthem for everyone to hear. Modern day, he's working at the Speaker Shrine, unable to recognize the information of battles He took part in.

Bonus! What happened to Secret Agent?

Secret agent is M.I.A. He was caught off guard when the titans fell and tried in futility to try and assist the Alliance back to its feet. From there the secret agent has been trying to help any rebellion rise to the surface however. . these new systems seem to be out of his control, as if an old ally figured he tried something to get the balance in his favour, and blocked his abilities and technology from leaking into this new civilization.

Thank you for reading and don't forget that you can join into this AU with either suggestions, sharing what your OCs would do within this twisted world or simply asking questions! If this seems sketchy or bad quality- I wrote this in between like 2-5 am after late night inspo kicked in

[chronicchaotic]

hello tumblr i come back from the dead to propose my newest au proposition: the two wonderful game universes of portal 2 and jazzpunk plastered together to create a masterpiece of combined media. using the characters from portal 2 and the overall story, locations, and aesthetic of jazzpunk, i am coming up with a full fledged story that i believe you guys could find interesting yourselves :)

up above are the designs ive labored over for like about a month now LMAOO with the wonderful help of my friend deciding on design choices.

in terms of general story and characters, chell represents polyblank. she is the selectively mute secret agent involved in all of nexus6's endeavors. she is strong, resilient, and is used to being the lone wolf on missions.

wheatley represents the director, however he doesnt take in the exact role that the director traditionally does in the game. wheatley serves as a guide/sidekick for chell and gives general information for each mission him and chell go on. he is clumsy, a chatterbox, and extremely anxiety driven. despite his chatty nature, he is exceptionally great at getting vital info out of others to advance him and chell on their missions.

glados represents the editor, being the main antagonist of the story (obviously). she is an intimidating CEO for a high ranking syndicate responsible for blackmail, asassinations, and information gathering. she secretly stalks chell and wheatley on their missions for unknown reasons.

atlas and p-body represent the editor's goonies. with glados as their boss, they are a go-to duo whos main jobs are typically assassinations or kidnappings. atlas is collected and serious, while p-body is much more curious and quick to jump to decisions.

anyways... thats all for today! hit that like and subscribe button for more updates on my upcoming au! depending on how much traction this post gets, i plan on posting more updates soon!

[atariaaren]

L + ratio + go back to kai tak resort

[salezmanradioz]

📻"Do you remember, the 21st night of September?"🎵

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Agent Nexus / Phoenix just jamming to some tunes

[copperstars]

About time I got an intro post am I right, will be updated periodically:)) idk how to do these sorry 😞

General information:

Phil, Copper, Otis, or Kludd

He/It/Owl

Minor — 16

Transmasc and gay (Including t4t, enby, and any masculine or any nonfeminine gender.)

Interests (⭐️ = PLEASE ASK ME ABOUT THESE...):

NSPSCP ⭐️

Jazzpunk ⭐️

Sims 4 (Caryn and Connie, Lil Simsie)

Lego (Ninjago, TLM)

Guardians of Ga’Hoole ⭐️

Home Safety Hotline

SCP ⭐️

Hallo aus Berlin

Guts & Blackpowder (Roblox) ⭐️

Tags (Anything above will not have these tags):

#Copper's Household = Things going on inside with my family

#Copper's Unboxing = Answered asks

#Copper's Relay = Reblogs

#Copper's Sob Story = Vents

#Copper's TedTalk = Anything that doesn't fit with the tags/topics above

Boundaries (Do NOTS):

Vent if not moots/friends, send asks that actively push boundaries (this is a given), act as if you never saw the boundaries section (Ik you did), misgender me, call me by a name that is not permitted, be a general asshole to me and moots/friends, insult me, harass me, ignore all hints of pushing boundaries, and just being an overall terrible person. Ask anything about needing money or Gaza, it simply makes me uncomfortable. It’s not that I am ignoring it but that I don’t feel comfortable talking about those topics.

I will block if any boundaries are broken :)

Check alt for image credits :)

!!You can sends asks in other languages but English is preferred!!

[pumpkinsy0]

PORT AU PRINCE, HAITI REAL IN JAZZPUNK‼️‼️‼️

[lemmilemura]

So I played Jazzpunk today...

I've always really liked the game and how weird it is.

While playing today, I imagined what the player character (Polyblank) might be thinking n stuff, and I ended up making designs and lore and headcanons for the characters.....

I now have a Jazzpunk AU. And I'm lowkey loving it.

LMk if y'all would liek to see my stuff I would be very happy to share

[lookherecomethewormies]

my wacky animal crossing band AU headcanon hehe haha huhu

okay real talk i’ve had this little fake band thing in my head for years and I wanna get it out

so this is inspired by a line where isabelle da dog mentions having a band. they play fast wacky post-hardcore jazzpunk together.

the lineup is:

cherry - guitar, occasional vocal

tabby - bass, main vocalist

isabelle - percussion, other main vocalist

idk what their band name is. i prob would've named them something stupid like "Yeastie Girlz" or some shit if that name wasn't already taken.

isabelle and cherry know each other from youth when they did juvie kid shit back in the day lol. they stayed hooked up with each other when they went through their own young adult periods, and then went back to living in the same town when they moved to the poppin island village of Mycelium. they met tabby on that island and she joined up with their band because of simpatico vibes.

releases are usually albums with a shitload of small tracks with maybe one or two kinda long ones, and then sometimes an EP with a small number of really long tracks. cherry throws a lot of effects on her guitar so her playing ends up sounding like a bunch of loud chirping and wobbly metal scraping and wee woo wee woo. tabby plays her bass lines fast, has a boppy funky sound to playing, is not afraid to put on an effect pedal though usually to make her bass to sound like a wall of grotty rhythmic drones. isabelle can’t really go free jazz freakish on percussion bc their songs are ultimately too structured to allow that, but she tries! she can also do blastbeats. really fucking technical, building all those PWPs must’ve made her jacked

they're all pretty serious about their love of jazz. alright here's more info about them individually

isabelle - she grew up in the country and still has that farm kid twang to her voice. crazy childhood but filing taxes really ended up affecting her deeply and now she's by far the most well-adjusted member of the group if you define "well-adjusted" in a certain way. got a very impressive engineering degree in college, and as a reward she now works a lousy government job for a pittance + 500 bells that she WILL spend impulsively on something stupid. cherry sometimes jokes around about how she's a sellout for that but it aint serious, she understands the common worker's struggle. and, yknow, isabelle sincerely cares about doing the best for her town in the system she's stuck in so like, cmon dont be harsh on her. her public face is pretty mild-mannered, sometimes shes kinda matter-of-fact about things, but overall she nails that peppy energy everyone loves to receive from people in service when she's not flubbing stuff too much. in her personal life -- well, she doesn't have THAT many friends out there -- but with the ones she does have, she likes to be a little goofball, especially when linking zany energies with tabby. she has like a 4 year old's sense of humor but if anyone can sell peepee poopoo humor its her dumb ass. sings lead vocals on about half of their songs, her voice is loud, bright, and honestly pretty goofy because of that Country Gurl accent she has, but fits well with the generally nonserious and kinda everything-happening-at-once vibe of their music. what're her fits like, btw? an absolutely delightfully meticulous (she comes up with 90% of her wardrobe on the fly) combination of christian girl autumn, normcore, sillywave, raymondpunk, bio-wibbletech, and just a dash of edgy looking band merch or novelty t-shirts to really complete the look.

cherry - the thoughful, philosophical engine of the group even though she hardly writes any lyrics and mostly sits in the back making funny neenee noodleynoo noises with her guitar but trust me here. grew up in the same rural town as isabelle, and ended up moving back in a town where izzy now works! (its only like 75% a coincidence, she had to chase the money and figured Mycelium job market and being able to see her bestie was the best choice) She works a dead-end bullshit retail job on the island and always looks like she wants to kill everybody there. very loudly a proud commie through and through, she likes to wear this little red-guard lookin hat everywhere. the band are not embarrassed about their leftist messaging but cherry is by far the most motivated to stir up some shit. she helps organize locally and is very serious about reading up on Theory and has very little tolerance for poseurs. VERY occasionally does lead vocals, in that case she's writing the lyrics, hers are a lot more existential and political in nature than the other two's. very deep voice, she basically sounds like a scary Goth yknow? her singing voice is monotone and basically just her normal voice with more authority. she likes to put on an austere face but she's the easiest to make laugh, even at isabelle's dumbass jokes -- the other gals of course take advantage of this to tease her. as a strongly passionate individual she is also the most likely to start ranting at her computer screen when she's having trouble with something. she's got a pretty solid costume for concert appearances and photo ops that makes her probably the most recognizable member: Mao hat, long jacket, ragged looking pants, combat boots, and a pair of sunglasses.

tabby - every band needs the crazy one! she could bomb a hospital and the band would still have to drag her along because she's just that fucking good at bass. absolutely crazy mastery of speed and technique, her bouncing basslines usually provide a melodic counterpart to cherry's industrial vague notions towards "music" and whatever the fuck isabelle is doing back there. she's the only one without any classical training, though! as the lead bassist, she keeps the lead guitarist and lead drummer in check, creating a beautiful homeostasis of chaotic, highly technical songwriting and playing with all the brutality and energy of hardcore punk but also some of that inherent nerd-ass quality that comes with having three extremely proficient instrumentalists that know how to do a lot of things with their instruments. but enough of that bullshit, we gotta get to her VOCALS! she covers the majority of non-isabelle songs and her voice contrasts nicely -- isabelle has a deeper voice, sings brashly and over-the-top like she's eartha kitt doing i wanna be evil if she held her notes twice as long, but yknow she's been in classes for that and knows what she's doing and has a wide octave range. tabby meanwhile sounds like a living cartoon character.... BECAUSE SHE IS ONE!! but seriously she's got that high pitched peppy voice, but with enough roughness and scratchyness to it to make it actually fit the music. her speaking voice is actually pretty normal, but on the mic she leans into the most nasal, obnoxious tones possible. she got that shmorky voice to her i wont lie BUT SHE MAKES IT WORK!!! just say shes like uhhhh female psychicpebbles or something so you dont make her look lame. im being overdramatic about her voice btw, she actually has a pretty decent range and a FANTASTIC growl + scream but those only come out every-so-often. her lyrics are often violent, disgusting, brutally blunt in detail, and she's the one most inclined to doing crazy antics on stage. she usually comes to concerts in full leather wrapped with chains and parts of her body tied up and shit and like whatever nasty looking medical equipment she could find to put on her face and after each concert will be taken home bleeding from at least 2 or 3 different places. she's pretty chill irl though, but definitely as big as a goofball as isabelle. isabelle's the one that always takes leads on a goof attack, and tabby plays second-hand along with chief goof-strategist much to the annoyance/mirth of cherry. isabelle and cherry dont know much about her past yet bc she's pretty mum on talking about it much, but apparently she had rich parents but cut contact with them years back, and now just has an average ol life doing part time as a janitor, odd jobs on the side, and living in a nasty little apartment with her roomie katt. still, that general wealth helped a little, and she was able to build what she saved into a fairly stable life, so she's usually the one paying out of pocket for most of the band expenses. she's legit though, u know that because cherry would've beat her up otherwise

umm yess that's basically all i have to say i will post more if i remember more. if nintendo hires me i will also add to the canon that their 1st album name is "Poopin in the Boys Room" but that's not canon yet.