#jaynelos

[hitchell-mope]

Descendants angels and demons au.

Bal. Mal is the favoured daughter of Hades sent to corrupt gods favourite son Ben. However. It looks like they might be influencing each other.

Devie. Evie’s a sucubus trying to make Doug fall. Doug is a scribe who’s meeting her efforts flirt for flirt. Effortlessly might I add.

Jaynelos. Jane is a guardian angel slowly becoming undone by a pair of highly persuasive chaos demons named Jay and Carlos.

Gilonnie. Gil is an innocent demon paired up with the rather rough and tumble Lonnie to keep the orphaned Dizzy Tremaine in balance.

Numa. Uma is a vengeance demon slowly but surely being turned around by Ned and his relentlessly kind and persuasive optimism.

Perdox. Persey is a demon in charge of recorruption. But their latest subject, Maddox, is proving to be a very difficult yet highly intriguing challenge.

Andie. Hadie is an incubus tasked with seducing an arts angel Anthony. Problem is. Anthony is more hedonistic than even Hadie is.

Chaudrey. Chad and Audrey are incredibly stuck up angels whose only goal is to keep the demons out. But due to all of the fraternising. They are failing.

Hades. The devil. Satan. Old Nick. Mr Scratch. He runs hell. Technically all the demons father. But he only claims Persey, Hadie, Harry, Mal and Evie.

Adam. God. But a very ambivalent and investing god. Is much more in line with Chad and Audrey’s plans than Ben’s. And he never hesitates to tell him so.

[carmecendants]

could you possibly do Jane x Jay x Carlos headcanons?? I dunno they just seem so sweet

Jane is typically the most level headed one in the relationship. Jay and Carlos respect and listen to her, like when she gives them a warning look when they're goofing around too much in class, which can come off as a suprise to those who remember her to be the awkward, timid girl a few years back.

Jay is usually the most physically affection. He has no issues with draping his arms over Jane's shoulders and nuzzling his chin into the crook of her neck as she works on her homework, or lovingly pinching Carlos' cheek (his FACE cheek you dorks) as he admires the younger boy's cute, freckle face with a goofy grin on his face.

Carlos and Jane share the same quirk of grabbing eachother's (or Jay's) hand when they're feeling anxious.

Jane decides one day that she wants to learn how to play Tourney. She also discovers that having the number one Tourney player as a boyfriend is a major bonus as he'll be more than happy to sneak you onto the field after practice to give you some private lessons.

Another thing Jane finds out is that having another overly adorable, supportive freckle boyfriend has it's own perks as well as he'l proudly (and loudly) cheer you throughout the game. (Jane being nervous about her first game, only to look across the crowd and see Carlos jumping up and down, waving around a homemade board with her and Jay's names on it, covered in glitter, of course.)

[screaminginternallyalleternity]

make your shadows look like stars

4713 words. up to chapter 5/?

“Figuring out polyamory isn't easy. It especially isn't easy when everyone involved doesn't know how to emotion like normal people.

Or: Jay, Jane and Carlos want to be a thing. Together. They just need to get out their own damn way.”

[vdescendant]

4/ descendants: Jane/Fairy Goddaughter, daughter of Fairy Godmother

[dogfearinga]

    JAY /  JANE  /  CARLOS  |  OT3

[dani-luminae]

003: Jane from Descendants, please

003 | Give me a character & I will tell you

How I feel about this character: ...eh. She’s there. She’s not terrible. She’s pretty adorable most of the time.

All the people I ship romantically with this character: Carlos. That’s it.

My non-romantic OTP for this character: Jane and Audrey would have been great friends if Disney had let them.

My unpopular opinion about this character: She’s a sweetheart and I don’t get why most of the fandom hates her aside from “she’s in the way of Jaylos!!!!”

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: I wish we’d actually gotten to see her character growth from “self-conscious sweetheart” to “very confident cheerleader”

my het ship: Janelos. I’m boring, I know. (also canon fuck off, it’s called Janelos not Jarlos.)

my fem/slash ship: Eh... her and Lonnie could be cute.

my OTP: Janelos.

my OT3: ...Jaynelos? Jay, Jane, and Carlos?

my cross over ship: for once, I have an answer to this question. I think Jane would be adorable with Henry from Once Upon a Time.

my kink: nope

a head cannon fact: Jane can do magic does this count as headcanon if it was confirmed in the Wicked World series?) and her mother is perfectly fine with it. The FG teaches Jane some cute appearance spells and lets Jane spell her hair to the length that she wants it to be.

my gender bend: Jason. That’s it. Nothing changes. 

Thank you for the ask! Ask box is open! Give me 001 with a fandom for thoughts, 002 with a ship for thoughts, 003 with a character for thoughts, or 004+two fandoms for a crossover OTP!

[rpsocsandcanonohmy]

Alphabet ranking please. (A, B, C etc) Gay Jal Jayvie Jonnie Juma J*rry Benjay Jaylos Jayne Jaudrey Chay Joug All the jay ships Please?

A. Gaylonnie

B. Gaylos

C. Gay

D. Jonnie

E. Jal

F. Benjay

G. Jalben

H. Jayne

I. Jaylos

J. Jaynelos

K. Joug

L. Jougil

M-X. Any other ship

Y. Jaudrey

Z. Chay

[hitchell-mope]

Kids in the dark by bal, Devie, Jaynelos, gilonnie, numa, perdox, andie, freddiego and Quinlan.

Vks and aks: The kids in the dark, the kids in the dark

The kids in the dark, the kids in the dark

(Ben jumps off the table and starts dancing with Mal)

Ben: Here we are

At the end of the road - a road that's quietly caving in

Mal:Come too far to pretend that we don't - we don't miss where we started

Doug (doing the tango with Evie): Looking back, I see a setting sun, and watch my shadow fade into the floor

Evie: I am left standing on the edge

Wondering how we got this far,

how we got this far...

All: They left us alone

The kids in the dark

To burn out forever

Or light up a spark

We come together

State of the art

We'll never surrender

The kids in the dark

So let the world sing

(Mal whispers in Ben’s ear and he looks like all of his Christmas’s have come at once)

Vks and aks: "What a shame

Ben: bye.

(He drags Mal away)

Vks and aks: What a shame

Jay (dancing with Carlos and Jane): Beautiful scars

Carlos: On critical veins"

Gil: We come together

Lonnie: State of the art

Persey: We'll never surrender

Maddy: The kids in the dark

Both: The kids in the dark

Vks and aks: The kids in the dark, the kids in the dark

(In the palace Ben is playfully chasing Mal up the stairs to their suits. He’s discarded his suit jacket and Mal is down to her camisole and her overskirt. Ben catches up to Mal and pins her against the wall and starts kissing her)

Ben: Here we are at the top of the hill -

Mal: a hill that's quietly crumbling

(She pushes away from him, extends her wings and the overskirt burns away)

Ben (mouth agape): Been a while since you dressed for the kill-

Mal (smirking): the kill that sent you tumbling

Ben (pinning Mal against the door and going full tilt mosquito on her neck): Looking up, I see a falling star,

Mal (pushing the door open and beckoning Ben over to the bed with the crook of her finger): and watch its fire burn into the floor

Ben (happily shocked): I am left standing on the edge

(Mal’s seen from the back. With nothing on her except for her wings, horns, tail, green skin and dragon scales)

Ben (baring his beast fangs): Wondering why we fall so hard,

(He all but tears his shirt off)

Ben: why we fall so hard

(Ben rushes through the door, kicking it closed in the process. The scene cuts to the party still going on in the garden)

Vks and aks (only barely noticing that Ben and Mal have left): They left us alone

The kids in the dark

To burn out forever

Or light up a spark

We come together

State of the art

We'll never surrender

The kids in the dark

So let the world sing

Evie (hoisting her legs around Doug’s waist and disappearing in a cloud of royal blue smoke): "What a shame

Jay (effortlessly picking up Jane and Carlos and disappearing in a puff of golden smoke): What a shame

Gil (wrapping his arms around Lonnie and disappearing in a waft of butter yellow smoke): Beautiful scars

Quinn (not having any idea as to what is going on): On critical veins"

Persey (dipping Maddy before they teleport away in a flash of electric blue lightning): We come together

Hadie (jumping into Anthony’s arms and teleporting away in a burst of steely grey ash): State of the art

The remaining party goers: We'll never surrender

The kids in the dark

The kids in the dark

Whoa

Whoa

The kids in the dark, the kids in the dark

Whoa

Whoa

Uma: oh what the hell.

(She grabs Ned by the lapels, kisses him and dissolves into turquoise smoke. At which point Freddiego and Quinn realise that they’ve been abandoned)

Quinn (indignant): They left us alone

Freddie (shrugging): The kids in the dark

Diego: To burn out forever

Freddie: Or light up a spark

Diego (spinning Freddie towards him): We come together

Freddie: State of the art

Both: We'll never surrender

The kids in the dark

Quinn (with an air of “This Might As Well Happen”): So let the world sing

Freddiego: "What a shame

What a shame

Quinn: Beautiful scars

On critical veins"

All three: We come together

State of the art

We'll never surrender

The kids in the dark

The kids in the dark

(Thru dance joyfully around the table)

All three: The kids in the dark, the kids in the dark

We'll never surrender

The kids in the dark

The kids in the dark

[screaminginternallyalleternity]

Look I know a lot of people are disappointed that Janelos is probably gonna be canon, especially Jaylos shippers, so for a compromise may I present:

Jay, Jane and Carlos polyamory relationship.

* Jay's massive arms are excellent for cuddling in

* Jane is awesome at cooking and baking and makes sure her boys are well-fed at all times, she can cook poop in an oven and make it delicious

* Carlos makes sure they're all on the same page about everything, because polyamory can get a bit disorganised 

* Only those close to them are entirely sure what the relationship is, mostly because the three of them agreed that trolling the entire student body is hilarious. (You can watch Jay kiss Carlos after a game, Carlos holding Jane on the lawn with study materials nearby, Jane pulling Jay towards her room, away from prying eyes. Are they cheating together? Everyone wonders. Ask them, and all you get is a vague eye-contact between whoever you ask, but no clear answer). Jane is a private person, she doesn't like a lot of people knowing her business, and Jay and Carlos just think it's funny.

* They pile up on a bed, Jay stretched across the mattress with his head on Jane's belly, her resting her head on Carlos' shoulder as the three play video games together.

* Turns out, Jane knows a lot about magical theory, because studying magic isn't banned in Auradon, just the physical practice itself, and she teaches both her boys some spells and histories, making sure they can handle whatever magical clusterf they get themselves into with Mal and Evie.

* They sit together in the back of movie theatres, only sometimes watching the screen, Jane trying to watch, Carlos trying to eat all the food, Jay trying to mess around because otherwise whats the point of sitting in the back of a movie theatre with your boy/girl friends?

* Look it'd just be super cute okay? It solves whatever shipping deals people have, they'd be super snarky and bring out each best selves.

* JAYNELOS

[askdescendantthaliabell]

I need more Jaynelos tho

[mutedmascot-a]

✧ jaynelos brot3 who’s with me ✧

[hitchell-mope]

Come alive by bal, Devie, Jaynelos, gilonnie and numa

Ben: You stumble through your days

Got your head hung low

Your sky's a shade of grey

Mal: Like a zombie in a maze

You're asleep inside

But you can shake awake

Doug: 'Cause you're just a dead man walkin'

Thinkin' that's your only option

But you can flip the switch

Evie: And brighten up your darkest day

Sun is up and the color's blinding

Take a world and redefine it

Ben: Leave behind your narrow mind

Mal: You'll never be the same

(Ben cuts the ribbon and the crowd goes rushing through the gates)

Gil: Come alive, come alive

Lonnie: Go and light your light

Jay: Let it burn so bright

Carlos: Reachin' up to the sky

Jane: And it's open wide

You're electrified

(Bal, Devie, gilonnie and jaynelos head into the afterparty)

Bal: And the world becomes a fantasy

Devie: And you're more than you could ever be

Gilonnie: 'Cause you're dreaming with your eyes wide open

Jaynelos: And you know you can't go back again

Bal: To the world that you were living in

Devie: 'Cause you're dreaming with your eyes wide open

Bal: So, come alive

(At the security checkpoint)

Ned: I see it in your eyes

You believe that lie

That you need to hide your face

Afraid to step outside

So you lock the door

But don't you stay that way

(Uma sighs deeply then turns to face Ned)

Uma: No more living in those shadows

You and me, we know how that goes

(Ned pulls Uma to him and twirls her around)

Ned: 'Cause once you see it,

Oh you'll never, never be the same

Both: A little bit of lightnin' strikin'

Bottled up to keep on shinin'

Everyone: You can prove there's more to you

Ben (leading them to the stage): You cannot be afraid

Everyone: Come alive, come alive

Go and light your light

Let it burn so bright

Reachin' up to the sky

And it's open wide

You're electrified

(They start dancing)

Everyone: And the world becomes a fantasy

And you're more than you could ever be

'Cause you're dreaming with your eyes wide open

And we know we can't go back again

To the world that we were living in

'Cause we're dreaming with our eyes wide open

So, come alive!

(They start dancing surrounded by party goers)

Everyone: Come one!

Come all!

Come in!

Come on!

Mal (as Ben dips her): To anyone who's bursting with a dream

Everyone: Come one!

Come all!

You hear the call!

Ben: To anyone who's searching for a way to break free

Devie and jaynelos: Break free!

Gilonnie and numa: Break free!

(They all start dancing in time to the music)

Everyone: And the world becomes a fantasy

And you're more than you could ever be

'Cause you're dreaming with your eyes wide open

And we know we can't go back again

To the world that we were living in

'Cause we're dreaming with our eyes wide open

And the world becomes a fantasy

And you're more than you could ever be

'Cause you're dreaming with your eyes wide open

And we know we can't go back again

To the world that we were living in

'Cause we're dreaming with our eyes wide open

'Cause we're dreaming with our eyes wide open

Bal: So come alive

Devie, gilonnie, Jaynelos and numa: Come alive,

Uma (setting off turquoise fireworks): yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[hitchell-mope]

Homecoming by bal, devie, jaynelos, gilonnie, numa and Hadie at Harry’s mock funeral.

Carlos: My heart is beating from me

Gil: I am standing all alone

Uma: Please call me only if you are coming home

Lonnie: Waste another year flies by

Jane: Waste a night or two

Mal: You taught me how to live

Hit it!

(Everyone takes off their mourning garb to reveal glittery, sequinned nightclub outfits and the couples start dancing together around Hadie)

Mal: In the streets of shame

Jay: Where you've lost your dreams in the rain

Evie: There's no signs of hope

Carlos: The stems and seeds of the last of the dope

Uma: There's a glow of light

Lonnie: The Saint Harry is the spark in the night

Gil: Bearing “gifts” and “trust”

Jane: A fixture in the city of lust

(The couples do a Greek dance in a circle around Hadie)

Ned: What the hell's your name?

Uma: What's your pleasure, what is your pain?

Ben: Do you dream too much?

Mal: Do you think what you need is a crutch?

(The circle dance continues)

Doug: In the crowd of pain

Evie: St. Harry comes without any shame

Jay: I say, We're fucked up, but we're not the same

Mal: And Mom and Dad are the ones you can blame

(Up on the stage a long line of Harry’s are kneeling, blindfolded execution style. The core four start exciting the Harry’s. Jay with a pistol, Mal with a sniper, Carlos with a crossbow and Evie with a machine gun. All in time to the music and much to Hadie’s increasing horror)

Jay: Harry died today

Mal: It blew its brains out into the bay

Carlos: In the state of mind

Evie: In its own private suicide

(Hadie rushes back to the door only to be cut off by Mal)

Mal: See, nobody cares

Cause, nobody cares

Hadie: Does anyone care?

Mal: No, nobody cares.

Cause, nobody cares

So, nobody cares

Hadie (on the verge of tears): Does anyone care?

Mal: No, nobody cares.

(She slowly turns Hadie back towards the stage and guides him over to a chair

Mal: Jesus filling out paperwork now

Jay: At the facility on East 12th Street

Evie: It’s not listening to a word now

Carlos: He's in his own world and he's daydreaming

Gil: He'd rather be doing something else now

Uma: Like cigarettes and coffee with the underbelly

Mal: Your life's on the line with anxiety now

Ben: 'Cause you had enough and it had plenty

(Hadie jumps up from his chair and runs off only to be wrestled to the ground by the boys

Hadie: Somebody get me out of here

Anybody get me out of here

Somebody get me out of here

Get me the fuck right out of here

(Ben, Jay, Carlos, Doug and Gil drag Hadie back to the stage)

Hadie: So far away, I don't want to stay

Get me outta here right now

I just want to be free, is there a possibility?

Get me out of here right now

Mal: Out,

Evie: out

Lonnie: Out,

Jane: out

Uma: right

(The boys force Hadie to his knees in an execution pose)

Hadie: This life like dream ain't for me

(Everybody goes into slow motion. They all gesture upwards as Gil descends from on high, lounging on a crescent moon and wearing nothing but a nude coloured leotard like he’s Bombalurina at the start of the “Macavity” song)

Gil: I fell asleep while watching Spike TV

After ten cups of coffee and you're still not here

Dreaming of a song, but something went wrong

But you can't tell anyone, 'cause no one's here

Left me here alone and I should've stayed home

After ten cups of coffee, I'm thinking

(The fire four circle menacingly around a distraught Hadie)

Hadie: Where'd he go?

Mal: Nobody liked him,

Jay: everyone left him

Evie: We’re all out without him,

Carlos: havin' fun

Hadie: Where'd he go?

Mal: Everyone left him,

Jay: nobody liked him

Hadie: Where'd he go?

Evie: We’re all out without him,

Carlos: havin' fun

Hadie: Where'd he go?

Mal (directing Evie towards the stage): go, go, go

Jeez

Ha

(Evie runs up to the stage, flashes into a go-go girl outfit and dances like it’s the sixties while Doug goes ham on the drums)

Doug: I got a rock 'n' roll band

I got a rock 'n' roll life

I got a rock 'n' roll girlfriend

Evie: But I’m not yet his wife

Doug: I got a rock 'n' roll house

Evie: Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa

Doug: I got a rock 'n' roll car

Evie: Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa

Doug: I play the shit out the drums

(He does a frantic drum solo)

Evie: And he can play the guitar

(Doug does a truly impressive electric guitar solo. Then Lonnie and Gil join them on stage)

Lonnie: YEEAAH!!!!

Gil: I got a kid in New York

Lonnie: oh-oh-oh-oh

Gil: I got a kid in the Bay

Lonnie: oh-oh-oh-oh

Carlos: I haven't drank or smoked nothin' in over 22 days

Mal: So get off my case,

off of my case

Off of my case

Ben: Hey!

(He turns Hadie around to look at the “pallbearers” who are just demons dragging Harry’s sea bloated corpse through the dirt and the mud)

Ben: Here they come marching down the street

Mal: ooh, ooh-ooh

Doug: Like a desperation murmur of a heartbeat

Evie: ooh, ooh-ooh

Gil: Coming back from the edge of town

Underneath their feets

Ned: Their time has come, and it's going nowhere

Uma: ooh, ooh-ooh

Jay and Carlos: Nobody ever said that life was fair now

Jane: ooh, ooh-ooh

Lonnie: Go-carts and guns are treasures it will bear

In the summer heat

(Ben turns Hadie to face Mal again)

Mal: The world is spinning 'round and 'round out of control again

Jay: From the 7-11 to the fear of breaking down

Evie: So send your love a letterbomb, and visit it in Hell

Carly’s: We're the ones going

(Mal starts dismantling the sequence in a whirlwind of pixels)

Everyone: Home

We're going home again

Home

We're going home again

(Hadie is confronted with one last image of Harry’s true nature)

Carlos (his voice thick with trauma): I started fucking running as soon as my feet touched the ground

Mal: Way back in the barrio

But to you and me, that's Jingletown

(Ben, Doug, Lonnie, Jane, Gil, Ned and Uma match away into the darkness)

Core four: That's home

We're going home again

Home

We're going home again

Home

We're going home again

Home

We're going home again

(Mal frogmarches Hadie back through the door to the tune of army drums)

Core four: Home

We're going home again

Home

We're going home again

Home

We're going home again

Home

We're going home again

(Back in the kings residence)

Evie (neatly and poshly sitting in a nearby armchair): Nobody liked him

Jay (flopping down onto the couch): Everyone left him

Carlos (flopping down next to Jay): We’re all out without you

Mal (flopping down between Jay and Carlos with a hardened smile on her face): Havin' fun

[hitchell-mope]

Sing by bal, devie, jaynelos, freddiego, Anthony and Quinn

Anthony: It doesn't matter if your days are long

Jay: Sing!

Anthony: It doesn't matter if your night's gone wrong

Jay: Sing!

Anthony: Just clap your hands

(Everyone claps)

Doug: and stomp your feet

(Everyone stomps)

Ben: and sing it

Everyone: Whoa, sing!

Quinn: It doesn't matter if he let you go

Carlos: Sing!

Quinn: It doesn't matter if she hurt you so

Freddie: Sing!

Jay: Get up and dance, just feel that beat and sing it

Everyone: Whoa, sing!

Anthony: I don't know what you've been told

But music make you lose control

Everyone: Sing, sing, sing, sing

Ben: Sing it out as hard as you can

Doug: Make 'em hear you from LA to Japan

Jay: Don't let 'em bring you down

Carlos: This is how we do it now

Go and roll them windows down and

Everyone: Sing, sing, sing, sing

Mal: Sing it with your hands in the sky

Freddie: Light it up like it's the 4th of July

Evie: Don't let 'em bring you down

Jane: You know what I'm talking 'bout

Quinn: A little bit louder now

Jay: It doesn't matter if you're way off track

Mal: Sing!

Quinn (falling backwards dramatically onto the bar): Feel like you're headed for a heart attack

Jane: Sing!

Ben: Just raise your voice

Doug: and bring the noise and sing it

Everyone: Whoa, sing!

Carlos (leapfrogging over a standing Ben and Mal): Sing for your mama, sing for your dada

Anthony: Sing!

Mal (trying to reel in a nervous looking Gil from outside the room in an attempt to encourage him to join in): Sing for you sister’s, mister’s, best friend’s, brother

(Gil hurries away. Mal shrugs she carries on)

Anthony: Sing!

Mal: Cause I don't know what you've been told

But music make you lose control

Anthony: Sing!

Everyone: Sing, sing, sing, sing

Evie: Sing it out as hard as you can

Doug (pulling Evie into a swing number): Make 'em hear you from LA to Japan

Jane: Don't let 'em bring you down

Jay (twirling Jane and Carlos towards him): This is how we do it now

Ben (hoisting Mal above his head in the classic Dirty Dancing pose): Go and roll them windows down and

Everyone: Sing, sing, sing, sing

Freddiego (trying to imitate Coyote Ugly on the bar): Sing it with your hands in the sky

Anthony: Light it up like it's the 4th of July

Jane: Don't let 'em bring you down

Carlos: You know what I'm talking 'bout

Jay: A little bit louder now

(Together Jay and Carlos enter the middle of the dance floor and do a routine that would put Diversity to shame)

Carlos: Sing it for your mama, ay

Sing it for your papa, ay

Jay: Sing it for the whole world

Whether boy or girl, for your #1 bae

Carlos: KO on the beat, okay?

I'm the human 808

Jay: Go ahead, come sing it, don't talk

Carlos: Cause the beat won't stop

No way, way, way, way

(They’re joined by everybody else in the room)

Everyone: Sing, sing, sing, sing

Anthony: Sing it out as hard as you can

Quinn: Make 'em hear you from LA to Japan

Freddie: Don't let 'em bring you down

Diego: This is how we do it now

Doug: Go and roll them windows down and

Everyone: Sing, sing, sing, sing

Ben: Sing it with your hands in the sky

Mal: Light it up like it's the 4th of July

Jane: Don't let 'em bring you down

Carlos: You know what I'm talking 'bout

Jay: A little bit louder now

Quinn: You know what I'm talking 'bout

Anthony (rushing over to Hadie who’s just appeared at the door): Sing a little bit louder now

Everyone else: Ooh

Ooh

Ooh

Ooh

Anthony (pulling Hadie into the room by the arm): Let me hear you sing

[hitchell-mope]

Counting stars by bal, devie, Gilonnie, jaynelos and Uma.

Mal: Lately, I've been, I've been losing sleep

Dreaming about the things that we could be

Ben: But baby, I've been, I've been praying hard

Both: Said, no more counting dollars

We'll be counting stars

Mal: Yeah, we'll be counting stars

(They all get up and start dancing)

Doug (pulling Evie into a tango): I see this life like a swinging vine

Swing my heart across the line

In my face is flashing signs

Seek it out and ye shall find

Evie: Old,

Doug: but I'm not that old

Evie: Young,

Doug: but I'm not that bold

I don't think the world is sold

I'm just doing what we're told

Evie: And I feel something so right

Doing the wrong thing

Doug: whoah!

Evie: And I feel something so wrong

Doing the right thing

Doug: I could lie, could lie, could lie

Everything that kills me makes me feel alive

(He throws Evie up into the air and catches her in one fell swoop)

Lonnie (dancing like they’re at Fezziwig’s Christmas Party): Lately, I've been, I've been losing sleep

Gil: oh!

Lonnie: Dreaming about the things that we could be

Both: But lately, I've been, I've been praying hard

Said, no more counting dollars

We'll be, we'll be counting stars

Gil: Yeah we'll be counting stars, yeahh

Jane (dancing with Jay and Carlos): I feel the love and I feel it burn

Down this river, every turn

All three: Hope is a four letter word

Jane: Make that money, watch it burn

Bal: Old,

Ben: but I'm not that old

Bal: Young,

Ben: but I'm not that bold

I don't think the world is sold

I'm just doing what we're told

HAH!

Evie (lost in Doug’s touch): And I feel something so wrong

Doing the right thing

Doug: whoah!

I could lie, could lie, could lie

Everything that drowns me makes me wanna fly

(He dips Evie very, very low)

Lonnie (sitting on Gil’s shoulders as he dances around the fire): Lately, I've been, I've been losing sleep

Gil: woah!

Lonnie: Dreaming about the things that we could be

Jaynelos (in a three way tango): But lately, I've been

I've been praying hard

Said, no more counting dollars

We'll be, we'll be counting stars

Ben (picking Mal up and spinning themselves around): Lately, I've been, I've been losing sleep

Dreaming about the things that we could be

Devie (doing a full on practiced routine that involves The Electric Slide): But baby, I've been, I've been praying hard

Gilonnie (just goofing off around the fire): Said, no more counting dollars

Jaynelos (the boys carrying Jane on their shoulders): We'll be, we'll be counting stars

Ben (twirling Mal into his arms): Yeah we'll be counting stars, woah

Mal (dizzy but happy): Lately, I've been, I've been losing sleep

Dreaming about the things that we could be

Bal (doing a little silly jig): But lately, I've been

Devie (tangoing again): I've been praying hard

Gilonnie (putting Dirty Dancing to shame): Said, no more counting dollars

Jaynelos (collapsing onto the sand in fits of laughter): We'll be, we'll be counting stars

(In Uma’s bathroom)

Uma (looking into her mirror like she’s just seen a ghost): Lately, I've been, I've been losing sleep

Dreaming about the things that we could’ve been

(Back on the beach)

Bal, devie, Gilonnie and jaynelos (still giddily dancing): But baby, I've been, I've been praying hard

Said, no more counting dollars

We'll be, we'll be counting stars

(They all collapse onto the sand)

[hitchell-mope]

Bohemian Rhapsody by most of the cast.

Chernabog brethren: Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy?

Chernabog: Caught in a landslide

Brethren: No escape from reality

Carlos: Open your eyes

Look up to the skies and see

Anthony: I'm just a poor boy

I need no sympathy

Hadie: Because I'm easy come,

Anthony: easy go

Ben: Little high,

Mal: little low

Maleficent: Any way the wind blows

Does not really matter to me,

to me

(Ben watches as Belle shoots a goon in the head)

Ben (pleasantly surprised): Mama, just killed a man

Put a gun against his head

Pulled the trigger, now he's dead

Maddy (still holding her fathers body): Papa, life had just begun

But now they’ve gone and thrown it all away

Papa, ooh, I didn't mean to make you cry!

(Persey turns to talk to Persephone)

Persey: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow

Carry on, carry on

As if nothing really matters

(They dive off the balcony into the fray)

Elsa (shattering goons left, right and centre): Too late, your time has come

Sends shivers down your spine

Body's aching all the time

Goodbye, everybody, you’ve got to go

Gotta leave it all behind

And face the truth

Mal (impressed with her adoptive mothers skill in battle): Mama, ooh

Hades (quietly impressed): Any way the wind blows

Maleficent: I want you to die

I sometimes wish you had never been born at all

(Doug and Evie dive into the frat and lay waste to the goons)

Doug (fighting off ten goons at once): I see the little silhouettes of all these men

Evie (using the goons aortas to make them dance): Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango?

Goons (failing to run away from Persey’s lightning whips): Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me

(Jay and Carlos are fighting back to back, protecting Jane from the goons)

Jay: Galileo

Carlos: Galileo

Jay: Galileo

Carlos: Galileo

Both: Galileo, Figaro, magnifico

(They explode a hundred more goons)

Goon (begging for its life): I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me

Goons (pleading their brethren’s case): He's just a poor boy from a poor family

Spare him his life from this

Ned (breaking the goons neck with the body of a crossbow): monstrosity

Maleficent (getting the sense that she’s losing): Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?

Jay (destroying more goons with magic): Bismillah!

Hades: No, we will not let you go

Maleficent (getting desperate): Let me go!

Jay: Bismillah!

Hades: We will not let you go

Maleficent: Let me go!

Jay: Bismillah!

Ben: We will not let you go

Maleficent: Let me go!

Mal: Will not let you go

Maleficent: Let me go!

Ben, Mal and Hades: Will not let you go

Maleficent: Let me go,

oh-oh!

Hades (punching Maleficent in the face in time to the music): No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Carlos (losing his second wind): Oh mamma mia, mamma mia!

Maleficent (beseechingly): oh Hades dear, please let me go!

Hades (generating a massive ball of white hot godly fire): Beelzebub has a devil put aside for you

Maleficent (squeakily): For me?

Hades: For you

(He sends the fireball at Maleficent’s face)

Hades: So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?

So you think you can love me and leave me to die?

Oh baby, can't do this to me, baby

Persey (grabbing Maddy and running before a goon can kill either of them): Just gotta get out

Just gotta get right out of here

(The very last of the goons fall into ashes. In victory. Ben and Mal kiss, Doug and Evie kiss, Hadie and Anthony kiss, Persey kisses Maddy’s head comfortingly, Ned and Uma hug, Lonnie hugs Gil’s still unconscious body, Carlos and Jay hug Jane’s still unconscious body. Each and every of them are so happy that they won that none of them notice Maleficent slipping free of her mostly melted manacles)

Maleficent: Nothing really matters

Anyone can see

Nothing really matters

Nothing really matters

To me

Any way the wind blows