#jayce bro i’m sorry but is your turn to die

[turnleftonlastlaughtlan]

Since i love to be right and love gambles. Vik is gonna be revived by Singed becoming the Machine herald and killing jayce.

this is my fear and also my guess.

Let’s find out in 3 days ✨

[jayviknation]

Bringing it back by my own demand bc I miss it~

✨JayVik as Basement Yard Quotes✨

(Creds - https://youtube.com/@thebasementyard?si=5caU0Rxnm5f6_hte)

Viktor: I just wanna say this and I don't give a fuck, I will fight this until the day that I die - BLT's are STUPID

Jayce: NO- FUCK YOU, I LOVE BLT'S, HOW ARE THEY STUPID?

Viktor: It's almost a sandwich, It’s almost- almost a sandwich

Jayce: What's missing?

Viktor: THE MEAT

Jayce: and guess what it has- BACON, which comes from where? A PIG

Viktor: IT’S A SUPPLEMENTAL MEAT

Viktor: What do you do? You watch little cars go round and round. WOW. Look at them turn left, so cool, fuck you!

Jayce: YOU PLAY WITH TOYS!

Viktor: I don't play with toys; I play with my kids who play with toys

Jayce: Alright, and the worst day of your life is gonna be when they get old enough that they wont play with you anymore and now you get to play by yourself

*silence*

Jayce to himself: too much, way too much

Viktor: I want a burger BAD right now

Jayce: BRO so bad

Viktor: You like dry burgers or wet burgers?

Jayce: What kinda question is that? I want this thing to come in my mouth.

*Both laughing*

Jayce: What a wild thing to say

Jayce: Before we started recording I started singing 'I saw daddy kissing santa clause'

Viktor: That’s not the one, that’s definately not the song

Jayce: That is it?

Viktor: I saw DADDY kissing santa clause?

Jayce: OH

Viktor: You know how I get, I get exsential crises all the time and-

Jayce: Crises?

Vitkor; Yeah, th-

Jayce: Is that the plural?

Viktor: Of a crisis? Yes.

Jayce: Criseses��� that’s not right

Viktor: No, no, it’s crises

Jayce: Chrysler

Viktor: No, Jayce-

Jayce: I’m having fun

Viktor: I hope you are because you sound like a fucking idiot

Jayce: Can I ask a question?

Viktor: No.

Jayce: Can an-

Viktor: I said no.

Jayce: You’re gonna tell me if your last name was money you wouldn’t say ‘here come the money shot’

Viktor: ... no?

Jayce: Yes you would, dude-

Viktor: No, I wouldn’t

Jayce: Yes, you would

Viktor: I don’t say anything when I ejaculate

Jayce: Nothing at all?

Viktor: I mean noises come out but I’m no-

Jayce: Gimmie, gimmie, gimmi-

Viktor: I’M NOT GONNA DO THAT

Jayce: C'mon, jerk off for me right now let’s hear it

Viktor: I swear to god, Avocado-

Jayce: Dude, speaking of silicone- sorry

Viktor: Your turn. Go ahead. Nonono the floor is yours, Chief

Jayce: It's not even a good story

Viktor: He has something in spanish cultures it’s called like, the five wishes, which you say it in spanish by saying-

Jayce: Cinco wishes

Jayce: If you're watching a chiristmas story right now, tell your dad to fucking turn it off

Viktor: and if you don’t have a dad, it makes sense you're watching a christmas story. I’M KIDDING, I’M KIDDING-

Jayce: We're joking, we both come from broken homes

*hysterically laughing*