#basement yard

[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

Been watching alot of the basement yard

Gai: This is what we're gonna do. I'm thinking of a number one through ten. Kks: I'm gonna trust you? Gai: Promise you I'm not gonna lie! You have five guesses to get it, alright? Kks: ... Definitely gonna get it. Ok, well, it's 50/50 Kks: Ok. Gai: So if you get it, you go first. Kks: Alright Gai: Or you could defer if you choose Kks: Why would I do that? Gai: Because you're an idiot. I am going to come up with a number in my head here we go.... Alright, I got it. Kks: Four Gai: Yep. [both laughing] Gai: How the FUCK did you do that?

[shamrockthenerd]

I posted this on TikTok but I thought I’d post it here too

[mrcartulina]

Two men kissing? 😳

[louisbxne]

[ilovebrianquinnsm]

he’s so hot i can’t

[massivelyanerd]

plot twist they’re both each other’s type

[jayviknation]

Still sick as a dawg so here’s a couple more~

Basement Yard Quotes!

(https://youtube.com/@thebasementyard?si=SVvUtcVNmqVd17qG)

Viktor: I did miss you though, quite a bit

Jayce: Did you?

Viktor: Yea-

Jayce: I missed you too dude!

*Viktor gets visibly excited*

Viktor: YEAH?

Jayce: That was a weird reaction…. if I'm gonna be honest with you

Viktor: alrightalrightalright sorrysorrysorry

Jayce: What are you doing??

Viktor: just say it, one more time?

Viktor: Do you know how many times I've put my butt on your door handle in this parking lot?

Jayce: What did you just say?

Jayce: Guess what is this Sunday?

Viktor: Oh, I know what it is.

Jayce: If you celebrat-

Viktor: It's the rising of the.. hmm. Jesus Christ

Jayce: Carefu-

Viktor: Wel- Jesus Christ risen, on the third day, he roses, he rose again in fulfillment of the… prescriptions? I don't kno- I don't know

Jayce: Prescription?

Jayce: Fat loser!

Viktor: Go ahead, keep projecting

*Jayce chuckles nervously*

Viktor: What else you got?

Jayce: Don- Don't

Viktor: I like three musketeers

Jayce: No, I don’t

Viktor: I’m just saying if I ever say they are my favorite candy- I’m on the verge of death

Jayce: If you were to put together a draft of people you would go out with, would I at least be on it?

Viktor: Yeah, how man- how many slots?

Jayce: One.

Viktor: No

Jayce: Two.

Viktor: What are you asking me right now?

Jayce: Two. Am I top three? I'm top- I'm fuckin- people would KILL to go out with me, KILL

Viktor: Why are you looking at me like that?

Jayce: Because I love you

Viktor: Enough.

Jayce: So many terms are thrown at me often um, hero, um, icon, uh-

Viktor: How about idiot?

Jayce: When you're just walking around your own house without a shirt on, you think you're naked?

Viktor: By definition-

Jayce: shut UP

Viktor: BUT THATS THE ANSWER

Jayce: NO ONES ASKING FOR A DEFINITION

Viktor: YOU'RE asking ME what MY answer is, its what's most closely related to what the oxford definition i-

Jayce: I’m asking in your HEAD do you think you're naked. I'm not asking for the definition- FEEL, FEEL EMOTIONS YOU'RE NOT A BOOK OR COMPUTE-

when YOU are walking around YOUR OWN HOUSE and YOUR shirt is off do YOU think in my head "I'm naked right now"

Viktor: Yes.

Jayce: FUCKING LIAR

Jayce: I got a real hunking for some mayo

Viktor: You got a hankering

Jayce: OH

Viktor: I don't remember

Jayce: How is that possible?

Viktor: I remember, look I remember

Jayce: WHAT

[a-shade-of-green]

GRAVITY FALLS ART DUMP PT 6 and the last one of the night because i was supposed to be asleep about five ish hours ago 🙏

anyway enjoy mabel and dipper facetiming stan while he and ford are away (stan tells them to call whenever they can. with the time zone difference, he and ford are awake at all of times of night to talk to them) unfortunately, tired stan is too honest for his own good

this one is my personal fave lol, the sound is a clip from a podcast called the basement yard pod :)

OKAY UNTIL NEXT TIME <333

[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

More kkg basement yard moments

Gai: Who kicks harder? you or a donkey? Kkg: a donkey. easy Gai: exactly! kks: I dont kick all that hard Gai: I would definitely want to be a donkey. Kks: But then people ride you up mountains. That's annoying Gai: I mean, you get rode all the time whats the issue? Kks: you know-

[taurosrider13]

Thinking about the Chip and Jay basement yard thing again did you guys know the

“Word association go: Holiday”

“Boys!”

Clip was Basement Yard

[lkfarrout]

Drew this super fast, it was stuck in my brain and I had to get it out. Soos and Stan definitely bonded over their daddy issues

[holyshitbeesaa]

As someone who’s only seen clips of it, the basement yard podcast is insane to me. Like Franky is constantly saying strange but relatively normal shit, and is constantly being reeled in by Joe. But every now and then Joe just says some shit like. “I think I could blow up the moon if I really wanted to” and you realise they are both insane.

They gave their shared brain cell the king Solomon treatment, and now they’ve got nothing.

[hereforhalstead]

Just checking in to let you know I’m still very much a slut for this man

Have a great day❤️‍🩹

[jayviknation]

More Basement Yard moment with the boys 🙏🏻

(Once again all credits to basement yard! - https://youtube.com/@thebasementyard?si=6XQJg57rrEGrpGh4)

Viktor: You never see a guy anywhere from 5 foot to 5'4

Jayce: Yeah, because they've all killed themselves

Viktor: JAYC-

Viktor: People who order shots of vodka are like-

Jayce: 13

Viktor: Whores...

well, those things can't be true at the same time

Jayce: Can't leave that in

Viktor: Why?

Jayce: Because I- you just said the N word

Viktor: STOP WITH THIS, YOU’RE GONNA CONVINCE PEOPLE THATS REAL

Jayce: Fuck you by the way! You're trying to fucking bring me down, I don't like this. Where's my girl gypsy rose? Get him! He’s next.

Jayce: You were hot, but little boy hot

Viktor: I was in 5th grade.

Jayce: you know how like little boys are hot? Like little *bust out laughing*

Viktor: I didn't know that half of the world's blindness could be cured like that, I-

Jayce: I'll go one step further; I didn't know that half the world was blind!

Viktor: Half the world isn't blind you idiot, I said half of the BLIND

Jayce: My stomach will thank us, its apple vider cider vinamager

*Viktor Wheezing*

Jayce: My mother is a standing woman, she likes to be on her feet

Viktor: Really?

Jayce: Yeahhh

Viktor: Not on her back?

Jayce: Are you kidding me? You disgusting pile of garbage, EW

Jayce: Sorry I'm just checking my titties to make sure they're good

Viktor: Are they good?

Jayce: Are they good? You tell me! Bitch, why you say it like that?

Viktor: What do you want me to say you got great tits? Tell you, you have great tits?

Jayce: I'd rather you say you don't have tits, you know what say that, SAY THAT

Viktor: Alright you don't have tits

Jayce: thank you so much, no I actually do a little bit tho *cracks up*

Jayce: YEAH, that's what I'm talking about- that'll wake up your aunt!

Viktor: What???

[until-the-house-shakes]

Incorrect Marauder Quote

Remus: a fruit you can put in your butt

Sirius: oranges!

James: you can shove an Orange in your butt?

Sirius: if you practice.. y-yeah

James: no no no i’m saying YOU

Sirius: no- yeah I could

James: you could?

Sirius: yes. GO

James: blueberries

Sirius: pears! Small and… then open