#basement yard

[shamrockthenerd]

I posted this on TikTok but I thought I’d post it here too

[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

Been watching alot of the basement yard

Gai: This is what we're gonna do. I'm thinking of a number one through ten. Kks: I'm gonna trust you? Gai: Promise you I'm not gonna lie! You have five guesses to get it, alright? Kks: ... Definitely gonna get it. Ok, well, it's 50/50 Kks: Ok. Gai: So if you get it, you go first. Kks: Alright Gai: Or you could defer if you choose Kks: Why would I do that? Gai: Because you're an idiot. I am going to come up with a number in my head here we go.... Alright, I got it. Kks: Four Gai: Yep. [both laughing] Gai: How the FUCK did you do that?

[mrcartulina]

Two men kissing? 😳

[louisbxne]

[massivelyanerd]

plot twist they’re both each other’s type

[jayviknation]

Still sick as a dawg so here’s a couple more~

Basement Yard Quotes!

(https://youtube.com/@thebasementyard?si=SVvUtcVNmqVd17qG)

Viktor: I did miss you though, quite a bit

Jayce: Did you?

Viktor: Yea-

Jayce: I missed you too dude!

*Viktor gets visibly excited*

Viktor: YEAH?

Jayce: That was a weird reaction…. if I'm gonna be honest with you

Viktor: alrightalrightalright sorrysorrysorry

Jayce: What are you doing??

Viktor: just say it, one more time?

Viktor: Do you know how many times I've put my butt on your door handle in this parking lot?

Jayce: What did you just say?

Jayce: Guess what is this Sunday?

Viktor: Oh, I know what it is.

Jayce: If you celebrat-

Viktor: It's the rising of the.. hmm. Jesus Christ

Jayce: Carefu-

Viktor: Wel- Jesus Christ risen, on the third day, he roses, he rose again in fulfillment of the… prescriptions? I don't kno- I don't know

Jayce: Prescription?

Jayce: Fat loser!

Viktor: Go ahead, keep projecting

*Jayce chuckles nervously*

Viktor: What else you got?

Jayce: Don- Don't

Viktor: I like three musketeers

Jayce: No, I don’t

Viktor: I’m just saying if I ever say they are my favorite candy- I’m on the verge of death

Jayce: If you were to put together a draft of people you would go out with, would I at least be on it?

Viktor: Yeah, how man- how many slots?

Jayce: One.

Viktor: No

Jayce: Two.

Viktor: What are you asking me right now?

Jayce: Two. Am I top three? I'm top- I'm fuckin- people would KILL to go out with me, KILL

Viktor: Why are you looking at me like that?

Jayce: Because I love you

Viktor: Enough.

Jayce: So many terms are thrown at me often um, hero, um, icon, uh-

Viktor: How about idiot?

Jayce: When you're just walking around your own house without a shirt on, you think you're naked?

Viktor: By definition-

Jayce: shut UP

Viktor: BUT THATS THE ANSWER

Jayce: NO ONES ASKING FOR A DEFINITION

Viktor: YOU'RE asking ME what MY answer is, its what's most closely related to what the oxford definition i-

Jayce: I’m asking in your HEAD do you think you're naked. I'm not asking for the definition- FEEL, FEEL EMOTIONS YOU'RE NOT A BOOK OR COMPUTE-

when YOU are walking around YOUR OWN HOUSE and YOUR shirt is off do YOU think in my head "I'm naked right now"

Viktor: Yes.

Jayce: FUCKING LIAR

Jayce: I got a real hunking for some mayo

Viktor: You got a hankering

Jayce: OH

Viktor: I don't remember

Jayce: How is that possible?

Viktor: I remember, look I remember

Jayce: WHAT

[ilovebrianquinnsm]

he’s so hot i can’t

[lkfarrout]

Drew this super fast, it was stuck in my brain and I had to get it out. Soos and Stan definitely bonded over their daddy issues

[holyshitbeesaa]

As someone who’s only seen clips of it, the basement yard podcast is insane to me. Like Franky is constantly saying strange but relatively normal shit, and is constantly being reeled in by Joe. But every now and then Joe just says some shit like. “I think I could blow up the moon if I really wanted to” and you realise they are both insane.

They gave their shared brain cell the king Solomon treatment, and now they’ve got nothing.

[uncannilyaverage]

Joe Santagato

[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

More kkg basement yard moments

Gai: Who kicks harder? you or a donkey? Kkg: a donkey. easy Gai: exactly! kks: I dont kick all that hard Gai: I would definitely want to be a donkey. Kks: But then people ride you up mountains. That's annoying Gai: I mean, you get rode all the time whats the issue? Kks: you know-

[hereforhalstead]

Just checking in to let you know I’m still very much a slut for this man

Have a great day❤️‍🩹

[until-the-house-shakes]

Incorrect Marauder Quote

Remus: a fruit you can put in your butt

Sirius: oranges!

James: you can shove an Orange in your butt?

Sirius: if you practice.. y-yeah

James: no no no i’m saying YOU

Sirius: no- yeah I could

James: you could?

Sirius: yes. GO

James: blueberries

Sirius: pears! Small and… then open

[dcluver131]

My boys are making it happen! So proud of them xx

[resident-gay-bitch]

modern snape’s group would unironically start one of those alpha man podcasts and the marauders would find it so hilarious they’d sit there listening each week and then make a podcast themselves mimicking everything those guys said and 90% of the thing would be them wheezing and crying laughing into the mics but people would gobble it up

they’d also bring the girls in for special episodes and act like really dumb guys asking dumb questions and they’d all just be posing themselves and secretly shittalking like snape and mulciber and stuff but it’s also really helpful and teaches people actual stuff. like they’d pretend to be dumb guys not knowing how sanitary products work and then the girls would sit there “makinf fun” of them and teaching them about these things and saying all the shit they wish they could actually say to dumb mysogynistic men’s faces all the time

sometimes the royal court (skittles) would get bought on there too and it would get even funnier because they’d all be playing different characters making fun on “alpha” males and trying not to laugh

james and sirius would love it so much they’d have their own spin off podcast where they just get to be normal dumb like the basement yard podcast