#jay-lightning

[abunnsburrow]

I come to you, Ninjago Fandom, to say one thing and one thing only.

...Jay should win the Ninjago Sexyman Tournament.

Jay, canonically, gets so many bitches. This pathetic loser of a man somehow managed to become the host of a TV show just by making the dumbest puns known to mankind.

Jay could probably get any of the ninja(excluding Lloyd) to date him. You have seen how gay he is with all of them, the way he seduces them. The way he manages to somehow lure them in despite being a wet sock in the form of a person.

Jay managed to form the League of Jay, essentially a cult to his name without even trying. There is no doubt in my mind that he has managed to make people question both their sexuality and their gender identity. He does this with no effort on his part, only purely through existing and being a rockstar nerd.

Merely through standing there he attracted the Munce Queen who lives in a culture where only the strongest and best of the Munce gain higher status.

He even managed to get Nya.

Jay, canonically, has the power of a sexyman. He is the most pathetic loser to ever exist and yet he gets all the bitches

...That is all. Have a good day and may the best Sexyman win.

[jurassicshields]

It's Jay... I mean Rogue

[kunshokunsho]

before jay lost his memories, id like to think they were good friends :(

[taddymason]

Jjk is about to end so I got inspired

[theplatypusblue]

umm... doki-doki waku-waku?

weird little bruise au lol. frankenbruise. lol.

[xynczachrome]

Elemental of Lightning

[wyrmswears]

JORDANA LIGHTNING MASTER AU ART DUMP!! i love this silly au now ill go kill jay a bajillion more times

[vikvyr]

the cursed and the forbidden

[localaceken]

I think Jay canonically not dying even once in the entire show is really funny.

But also it gave me the idea for my fave headcanon for him ever a while ago so, Jay fandom this is for you;

Unless Jay gets any of his vital organs damaged [Ex. him getting large amound of sea water in his lungs in Seabound], he can't die.

If he gets thrown/crushed by something and his heart enters cardiac arrest without damage to any of his organs?

His lighting powers would just, automatically re-start his heart if it were to stop.

Not only that, but depending on the wound and the organ, his lightning can also turn off his nerves because of the sudden adrenaline rush, so he can't feel the said pain unless the adrenaline wears off.

If he were to get beaten to death, he can't die unless his entire body bleeds to multiple organ failures and he won't feel the pain of it until he loses the adrenaline rush he's in due to the said blood loss.

TLDR: Jay's lighting powers are his built in Defibrillator unless he fucks up his vital organs and bleeds to death/organ failure.

[user-without-a-cool-acronym]

AGENT WALKER WITH A LIGHTNING PIN

[razzle-zazzle]

I feel like not enough people know about the Master of the Mountain bloopers video:

[lxikoniko]

I will forever push the "In terms of raw elemental power, Jay would be the strongest and most versatile in terms of range of his elemental abilities out of the main group (not including Lloyd obviously)" agenda

[sillystupidgayartkid]

Ninjago fanfic writers look at jay and ask “is anyone gonna torture that?” And even though everyone says yes they do it anyways

[kunshokunsho]

guys meet my work husband

[taddymason]

I'm out of my head Of my heart, and my mind 'Cause you can run But you can't hide I'm gonna make you mine

[hydroelectricjaya]

You don’t understand how satisfied this exchange makes me.