#jax tagliateller

[hotdamnhunnam]

Big Fan of Their Food

Jax Teller x F!Reader x Italian Food Puns

A/N: Don’t even ask any questions lol 😂 This is my continuation of the brilliance that @rayslittlekitten began with this drabble! Long story short there was a typo of ‘taglist’ as ‘tagliatelle’ in a conversation that we had, and thus was born Jax TagliaTeller 👨🏼‍🍳🍝 and that is that 🤌✨

GIF by misterhunnam

Note: Credit to @rayslittlekitten for the ‘TagliaTeller’ + ‘affogato’ + ‘bigoli’ + ‘fusilli’ + ‘thyme’ + ‘gouda’ puns, which were first used in her drabble / our conversations! The rest are mine and I am ashamed proud to say that I didn’t even have to google, because my brain apparently inherently consists of a mishmash of my two greatest passions in life: Charlie Hunnam + cheesy noodles 🤡

“Oh, Jax, I’ve got taleggio know… I’m completely and tortelli in love with you.”

“Aw, Y/N, I never focaccia. Even when I was fucking arancini with a latte other women, you were always on my mind.”

“Really? I was all lasagne mind?”

“Yes I promise, Y/N! I’m parmesan you! There are penne of other fish in the sea, orzo they say, but you cannelloni be the one for me.”

“Jax, we gotta… ricotta give this love a chance. I know our last breakup was parsley my fault.”

“Garlic knot at all! Olive it was my fault! But now I swear I’m spaghetti to be a better manicotti. You have no idea how farfallen in love with you I am.”

“I love you unconditalini too! I love you so macchiato I might finally let you treat me to an agnolotti rain dance.”

“What’s an agnolotti rain dance?”

“Don’t act like you don’t gnocchi!”

“We could just start nice and easy… with you bologna me, or me giving you cunnilinguine…” His eager hands wander down toward your bresaola. “I missed these! Buon appetitties!”

“And I missed your bigoli dick!”

“Y/N, marry me please? I wanna get marinara!”

“We’re basilly already married! I’ve always been your old lady fingers. Who needs a marriage license, it’s just an empty piece of pappardelle.”

“You mean pizza pappardelle.”

“Yeah. For old thyme’s sake let’s go get it onion some seedy motel.”

“You mean ziti motel.”

“Let me tell ya—let me tagliaTeller, you affogato stop correcting me!” you snap fussily, fusilli. “You can’t be better at this than I am, the game must be rigged! I mean rigatoni!”

“Quit acting like you’re fed up with me,” he says affectionately, or more like affettuccine. “Or else I’m gonna have to punish you… is that what you’re provoking, I mean provolone me to do?”

“I’m not alfredo you!”

“You better be ‘cause I’m about to punish ya… with a good hard spanakopita.”

Hah, what a fool! He just broke the rules! “You do realize that’s Greek, right?! We had agreed we’re doing Italian tonight…”

He presses his lips to your ear in a hungry snarl, making your toes curl. “Be a gouda little girl, and I’ll taco you all around the pho-king world.”

… Continued in Part 2 (with French food)!

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Sooooo I will mercifully spare my whole tag list from being actually tagged in this, but tagging a few lovely people who I hope might get a kick out of such ridiculousness 😅

@rayslittlekitten @flaireandsynch @20david50david @happyhenners @little-diable @band--psycho @alexa-rae-dreamz @innerpaperexpertcloud @thexhostess @withmyteeth @artemisausten

[rayslittlekitten]

Affogato Tell You...

A/N: Long story short, during a conversation with @hotdamnhunnam, a typo/autocorrect situation inspired this fun fluffy drabble that started out as a joke and took up the challenge. Hope you enjoy this cheesiness. 

Rating: T

P.S.: Here is @hotdamnhunnam​’s own take on this!

Pairing: Jax Teller x GN!reader

Contains: A LOT of pasta, cheese and Italian food related puns (no smut)

"Listen tagliaTeller, you're an impasta! You think you can fool me with your fusilli games?" you scream at him. "I know you've dipped your breadstick elsewhere!"

"Come on, darlin'. You know I wouldn't tip your jar and spill your sauce," Jax looks at you.

"You're cavatellin' me that you didn't stick your bigoli in someone else's bucatini?"

"My salami only belongs to you." Jax wipes your salty wet cheek. "You would never cacio me cheating on you because you're the only one gouda for me. You've rabed my heart. I cannoli love you, Y/N." Jax kisses your cherry tomato lips.