#jaws the shark lurking in the dark of the depths of the sea

[unsubtle-oddities]

lemontober day 23: nature tapes (jaws)

lemontober day 24: song about a piece of media (also jaws)

[mrsillymccoolguy]

Ik it’s 1am but abed sketch!!! As a treat

Also Troy and Abed with silly hats

also yes Abeds shirt says jars it’s fun it’s silly it’s cool

[notrightgrayson]

Trying to figure out how to draw the shark boys

[garlic-sauc3]

🦖 Favorite extinct animal?

jaws the shark

[fantastictrashpolice]

Jaws! The Shark! Lurking in the Dark! In the Depths of the Sea One Day on a Lark! Decides to get Rowdy! Get real violent! Takes a vacay-!

[moldy-guacamole]

jaws the shark lurking in the dark in the depths of the sea

[viktor-howl]

Can Viktor turn into a shark if he makes contact with water? If so, is that why you gave him shark features? Or is there another reason why?

Some silly things about Viktor

AGSHG I'm so glad someone's interested in knowing about my sona 😭😭😭 so thanks anon for the question‼️ Now, about turning into a shark...

Technically, he can get underwater without turning into a shark, but it takes a little more thought— He has to calm his mind and somehow force himself to stay in human form, since being a shark in the water is way more comfortable for obvious reasons. Yes, he can turn into a shark on command if he wants (even if it's out of water, which is dangerous but he can do anyway) and that also means that he can stop being a shark if he wants to...! Most of the times... Unless he's nervous or panicked lol

But about turning into a shark when making contact with water... It's a bit more complicated. The same way you close your eyes when you're about to be hit with something, something that you can't control, Viktor turns "slightly" into a shark when splashed with water ^^ it's not necessarily because he wants to, but more like does it instinctively.

Another silly little thing worth mentioning is that he has a tank next to his bed! Sometimes, instead of sleeping the usual way, he just hops into his tank and... "sleeps"... There. I mean, sharks don't really sleep per se, but just float there. Since he has a human/shark system, he doesn't need to keep moving in the water to get oxygen! Source? I made it up because I wanna have fun. Also, his shark form can vary in size, but then again, it's like forcing himself to stay in a certain shape. His usual size is small, probably two feet length (he tiny 💔) since he never actually used his shark form too much, leaving him with a less grown form.

Another silly thing is that (probably in most Onceler AUs) Viktor purposely turns into a shark while being out of water when Onceler is arguing with him on something and he knows he's right. So every time the poor boss ends up scrambling to take the shark to some source of water or a healthy river.

I FORGOT TO ANSWER THE LAST PART WAIT—

Okay edit! I gave him shark feature mostly because I love sharks and want to learn more about them but I don't usually have the time... So, by having a shark sona, it kinda forces me to look up shark info and it's always a good time! Are there any other reasons? Maybe... Oooh who knowssss

.... Jaws the shark, lurking in the dark, on the depths of the sea one day on a lark—

[thegreatpapaya666]

my list of 2024 vocal stims (so far) (the majority are songs or raps)

sprunki sprunki sprunki // get funky funky funky

balances work with his wife's underwhelming cooking

womp womp

apple bottom jeans // boots with the jeans // got the whole club looking at jeans // she hit the jeans // next thing you jeans // shawty got jeans jeans jeans jeans jeans jeans jeans jeans

disrespect disrespect silly silly silly silly disrespect

after the battle masterless cattle // overlords hanging by a thread // with a bit of bravado // maybe tomorrow we'll be atop the heap while the rest of hell's pissing // alastor's missing // fled with his tail between his legs // nature abhors a power vacuum // it leaves room for you and me // the future of hell belongs to the vees

top of the hour and we're discussing a certain has been // who has been spotted cavorting around town // after a seven year absence // did anybody miss him // did anybody notice // more on tonight's program // so the radio demon is back in town // why is he hanging around // what does that mean for your family // well handily ive got good news // he's a loser a fossil and I don't mean to sound hostile // but the demon is a coward // you can take that as gospel pulling my viewers impossible // I'm visual he's barely audible // stop giving him the time of day // don't listen to a word he'd say // I hope he had a nice vacay // but he should've stayed away

jaws the shark // lurking in the dark of the depths of sea one day on a lark // decides to get rowdy get real violent // takes a vacay up to amity island

word party // the party's just begun // there's a word for what we're gonna have // and that word is fun

jaws is here // here is jaws // he is a shark without a cause // he was in a movie you should watch it it's called jaws // jaws is here // here is jaws // he is a shark who fights the law // he was in a movie that everyone saw

but oh my shit // jaws jumps out and quint gets bit // right in half like a kitkat bar // up in the sky there's a shooting star // that's quint up in heaven hes a star now

lets pick it up now // i don't care that you're a stoner // red wine supernova fall right into me

*perry the platypus teeth chattering*

h-o-t-t-o-g-o // you can take me hot to go

yoinks-a-doinks

two trucks having sex // two trucks having sex

bill nye makes out with guys

i was chosen for the constitutional convention! :D

we got the music makes you move it // got the song that makes you lose it // we say jump you say how high // put your hands up to the sky

malfoy. *draco* malfoy ;)

i think I just meant my dad in 1985 // my dad in 1985 // my father 1985 // my dad 1985 // scott burnham 1985 // i wanna be my dad // i wanna be my dad in the 80s

i contend that your drinking eye has never opened // i insist somebody will die and i hate hoping // wishing that the pills let you cry and i hate coping // someday i will go back outside and see her okay

[shoezuki]

Jaws the shark lurking in the dark of the depths of the sea one day on a lark decides to get rowdy get real violent takes a vaycay up to amnity Island sunshine lotion fun in the sun blood in the ocean everybody run cuz it's crazy how few fucks this shark gives he'll eat naked ladies he'll eat little kids oh no but the one thing keeping the community safe is a guy named Brody and his pal Richard dreyfuss jaws don't know that a storms gonna come he just wants everyone to be his chum get it get it the mayor don't care if the townsfolk die he doesn't want to spoil the 4th of july he's like everyone cool it and go for a swim but holy SHIT here comes that fin singing jaws is here here is jaws he is a shark without a cause he was in a movie you should watch it its called jaws

[ms-scarletwings]

Every Dredge Aberration (2024), Part 10

Medusa Octopus

Encyclopedia #160

Aberrant form of glowing octopus

Description:

Eight snapping mouths crawl over each other at the behest of a silent master.

Comment: Eight times the mouths for eight times the menace. Notably, it has also forsaken the bioluminescence of its natural kin, suggesting alterations to living more as an active hunter in the night, rather than potential prey.

How to catch: A shallow swimmer within the Basin's coral reefs. Only comes out after sundown, but can be passively caught with crab pots (10 meters of above) in addition to the reel. The telltale blue glow of the regular octopi make their harvesting spots easily visible in the darkness.

Bursting Anglerfish

Encyclopedia #161

Aberrant form of anglerfish

Description:

The deep faces its own consequences of creation. In the darkness, brutality becomes the ultimate filter.

Comment: It is aptly put by the first source. Even moreso, there is an additional familiarity that is all too tantalizing to see in this design.

How to catch: Available through day and night, lurks the abyssal depths around the Basin.

Savage Baracuda

Encyclopedia #162

Aberrant form of baracuda

Description:

It thrashes about ruinously, jaws snapping and tearing its own flesh apart. A body sundered by ravenous hatred.

Comment: It can’t go unsaid that source did a strangely phenomenal job on the art delivery with this. The description as well, since it invokes to me another disfiguring madness I’ve seen before.

How to catch: A Day-swimmer found in shallow shoals in the Stellar Basin.

Concertina Baracuda

Encyclopedia #163

Aberrant form of baracuda

Description:

Its body extends, then collapses together with each gasping breath. Nature dissected into mechanical motion.

Comment: Your childhood accordion fish paper crafts, brought through the stark filter that is reality.

How to catch: ^^^

Gazing Shark

Encyclopedia #164

Aberrant form of hammerhead

Description:

Huge bulbous eyes move about on large fleshy stalks, siphoning energy from its body. Its search is not over.

Comment: Disfigurement and intrigue aside, what makes this mutation particularly notable is its bounty- starting at base of $425 per head. Prior to the discovery of The Pale Reach, this was actually the most valuable individual aberrant available in the sea. While later outshone by expanded entries in the encyclopedia, it is still not a wretch to be completely overlooked by any means.

How to catch: Giving one of the biggest vanilla bangs for a buck, a couple of these could go a decent length towards your next ship renovation. As with other large sharks, hammerhead spawns are few and far between at oceanic depths. This species called the Stellar Basin its home. While it will be available night and day, it may be worth risking a trip or two into the fog after this beaut, for the slightly raised chance of an aberrant appearance. As with any abominable fish, bait and the fishing tools from the deep can only help in your search. Before anything else, a sturdy and spacious hull must be considered before seeking out the beasts, keeping in mind their 9 Slots of cargo requirements.

[okcoolthanks]

Jaws the shark. He’s lurking in the dark. On the depths of the sea one day on a lark. Decides to get rowdy. get real violent. takes a vaycay up to amity island

[sturgeonz]

Jaws

the shark .

Lurking in the dark of the depths of the sea one day

on a lark , decides get rowdy.get real violent

Takes a vaycay out to amity island

Strawpage

[casgirl]

Jaws the shark lurking in the dark in the depths of the sea one day on a park decides to get rowdy get real violent takes a vacay up to amity island

[shapeshivvter]

Wyd when I publics displays affection? Huh?😈

Jaws the shark! Lurking in the dark of the depths of sea, one day on a lark, decides to get rowdy! Get real violent! Takes a vay-cay up to Amity island! Sunshine, lotion, fun in the sun! Blood in the ocean, everybody run! Cause its crazy how few fucks this shark gives, he'll eat naked ladies! He'll eat little kids! Oh no!!

(wicked mini instrumental bit)

But the one think keeping the community safe is a guy named Brody and his pal Richard Dreyfuss! Jaws dont know that a storms gonna come! He jsut wants everyone to be his chum! get it? get it??? The mayor dont care if the townsfolk die, he doesnt wanna spoil the fourth of July! He's like, "Everyone cool it, and go for a swim!" but holy SHIT here comes that fin, singin' Jaws is here! Here is Jaws! (He is a shark without a cause!) He was in a movie, you should watch it its called jaws!! Jaws is here! Here is Jaws! (He is a shark that fights the law!) He was in a movie that everyone saw!)

Long story short, the beach gets closed, the mayors like "Okay yeah, this blows." Suddenly, Jaws got a price on his head, but the wrong little shark baby end up dead!

It was Jaws little brother!

Now he's pissed.

The mayor just shot to the top of his list! He sneaks in his house in the middle of the night, and he EATS that FUCKER in a SINGLE BITE!!!

Golly!

(more instrumental music, before being accompanied by a vocal ditty;)

Do-do-do-do-be-do-doo-doo, skoobihdu do-do-do- doo!

Now the mayors dead, so Brodys in charge! He knows the real killer is still at large! So he and the Dreyfuss make a decision, they're going on a mission, they're gonna go fishin'!

for jaws!

A man named Quint lets him use his boat, on the condition that he'd be the one to cut jaws throat, cause he was a sailor back in world war 2, and jaws ate his ENTIRE CREW! WOAH!!!

Jaws is here! Here is Jaws! (He is a shark without a cause!) He was in a movie! A movie called jaws!!! Jaws is here! (A-ah!) Here is jaws! (a-ah!) Woah-oh-oh, (He is a shark who fights the law!) He was in a movie that EVERYONE saw!

They're out on the sea.

they wait all night.

where could jaws be?

he's nowhere in sight!

Dreyfuss decides to go in a cage, and jaws shows up in a full-on rage!!

He tears up the cage like paper in a shredder, while Dreyfuss makes his wetsuit wetter!!! He hides behind a rock like a cowardly prick and he doesnt come back untill the end of the flick!!!! Brodys like "WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT!!!" So they go back home and get a bigger boat!! The biggest boat thats ever sailed!! gonna kick jaws ass, or i guess, his tail. ..Yeah his tail.

but oh my SHIT!!! Jaws jumps out, and Quint gets bit!!! right in half like a kit-kat bar!!! Up in the sky, theres a shooting star- That's quint, up in heaven, he's a star now.

Brody's angry, he's all like "FUCK IT." He takes a harpoon and welds it to a rocket!!! Jaws last words are;

"Woah, respect."

Then he explodes and its a pretty good effect, yeah! Jaws is dead! long live jaws! (He was a shark without a cause!) He was in a movie, you should watch it, its called jaws! JAWS IS DEAD! (A-ah!) Long live jaws! (A-ah!) (He was a shark who fought the law!) He was in a movie that everyone saw!

(He was in a movie that everyone saw!)

He was in a movie that everyone saw!! Jaws is dead! (A-ah!) Long live Jawss.. (A-ah!) (He was a shark without a cause!)

He was in a movie, Called JAWS!!

(Jaws is deadd) At the academy awardss!!!! (Long live jawss!!) He was robbed!!

He was a shark without a cause! Sharks exist, in real life!! Woah!!!

(HE WAS IN A MOVIE THAT EVERYONE SAWW!) Jaws is dead, long live jaws!

(song ends with an instrumental)

[poorly-drawn-enemies]

Shark Fin

- jaws, the shark, lurking in the dark of the depths of the sea

[randy-jade-4ever]

Jaws the shark!

Lurking in the dark of the depths of sea, one day on a lark

Decides to get rowdy, get real violent

Takes a vay-cay up to Amity Island

Sunshine lotion fun in sun

Blood in the ocean, everybody run

'Cause it's crazy how few fucks this shark gives

He'll eat naked ladies, he'll eat little kids!

Oh, no!

But the one thing keeping the community safe

Is a guy named Brody and his pal Richard Dreyfuss

Jaws don't know that a storm's gonna come

He just wants everyone to be his chum, get it, get it

The mayor don't care if the townsfolk die

He doesn't want to spoil the fourth of July

He's like, "Everyone cool it, and go for swim!"

But holy shit here comes that fin!

Jaws is here

Here is Jaws

(He is a shark without a cause)

He was in a movie you should watch it it's called Jaws

Jaws is here

Here is Jaws

(He is a shark who fights the law)

He was in a movie that everyone saw

Long story short, the beach gets closed

The mayor's like, "Okay, yeah, this blows"

Suddenly Jaws has got a price on his head

But the wrong little shark baby ends up dead

It was Jaws' little brother, now he's pissed

The mayor just shot to the top of his list

He sneaks in his house in the middle of the night

And he eats that fucker in a single bite

Golly

Now the mayor's dead, so Brody's in charge

He knows the real killer is still at large

So he and the Dreyfuss make a decision

They're going on a mission

They're gonna go fishing

For Jaws

A man named Quint lets them use his boat

On the condition that he be the one to cut Jaws' throat

'Cause he was a sailor back in World War II

And Jaws ate his entire crew, woah!

Jaws is here

Here is Jaws

(He is a shark without a cause)

He was in a movie, a movie called Jaws!

Jaws is here

Here is Jaws

(He is a shark who fights the law)

He was in a movie that everyone saw

They're out on the sea, they wait all night

Where could Jaws be? He's no where in sight

Dreyfuss decides to go down in a cage

And Jaws shows up in a full on rage

He tears up the cage like paper in a shredder

While Dreyfuss's makes his wetsuit wetter

He hides behind a rock like cowardly prick

And he doesn't come back until the end of the flick

Brody's like, "We're gonna need a bigger boat"

So they go home and get a bigger boat

The biggest boat that's ever sailed

Gonna kick Jaws' ass or I guess his tail, yeah his tail

But, oh, my shit!

Jaws jumps out and Quint gets bit!

Right in half like a kit-kat bar!

Up in the sky there's a shooting star

That's Quint up in heaven, he's a star now

Brody's angry, he's all like, "Fuck it"

He takes a harpoon and welds it to a rocket

Jaws' last words are, "Woah, respect"

Then he explodes and it's a pretty good effect, yeah!

Jaws is dead

Long live Jaws

(He was a shark without a cause)

He was in a movie, you should watch it, it's called Jaws

JAWS IS DEAD

LONG LIVE JAWS

(He was a shark who fought the law)

He was in a movie that everyone saw

(He was in a movie that everyone saw)

He was in a movie that everyone saw

Jaws is dead

Long live Jaws

(He was a shark without a cause)

He was in a movie, called Jaws

(Jaws is dead)

At the Academy Awards

(Long live Jaws)

He was robbed

(He was a shark without a cause)

Sharks exist in real life, woah

(He was in a movie that everyone saw)

Jaws is dead

Long live jaws

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