#jaw dropped to the floor reading this and then he just went hehe im jsut a scrap collector

[tgcf-quotes]

you ask who i am?! listen well! i am his eminent highness the crown prince! bow down before me you riotous, unruly horde! i am over eight hundred years old. older than all of you combined! i have crossed more bridges than all the roads you have walked! i possess shrines and temples across this land! my worship has spread to the four seas! if you do not know my name, it is because you are uneducated and ignorant of the world! i do not worship gods -- i am god!

xie lian, pg 365