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jason switcheroo in which jason grace being forcibly adopted by the waynes is a really fucking hilarious idea because he's your standard golden retriever hero. but the waynes very much arent, they're a bunch of cats ready to snark, plot, and fight at a moments notice.
but the waynes' public personas? smiley, charming, affable. and jason grace's face when he's forced to be in the public eye? stony, regal, distant.
three months into jason grace's forced wayne residency, bruce needs to take someone to the opening of a new youth community center and every bat scatters to the wind except an unsuspecting jason who's following alfred's sourdough recipe in the kitchen.
he gets thrown a suit and tie and alfred runs a considerable amount of hair gel on his shaggy hair (its growing out) and before jason grace knows it he's being asked a question by paparazzis about his position in the wayne family and about the youth center and etc etc.
and jason grace immediately turns on Praetor mode, because he's given consencration speeches in New Rome before, and as a force of habit starts giving a stoic speech about Strength in Community and Importance of Youth Enrichment. he cant help the fact that whenever he starts talking about civic engagement he becomes 100% more serious and charismatic, it's because of his parentage from Jupiter Optimus Maximus aka leader of roman bureacracy.
but it's been a while since he's turned on praetor mode so jason kind of. does it too much. he also hasnt been using his powers as much anymore, and so all his demigodly energy just transforms into an impassioned speech about politics and the importance of public works
jason: while of course bruce wayne must be thanked for his generosity, these kinds of public works really need to be sponsored by the state so that we aren't reliant on the charity of patricians.
reporter: is bruce wayne running for public office? will he be challenging the mayor?
jason gives an impassioned speech about not needing billionaire politicians, slips in a bunch of latin phrases, and is about to keep talking until bruce has to tear him away from the reporters.
he blinks.
"what just happened? i think i blacked out for a moment."
bruce: i need to take you on more outings, you're good at this kid.
newspapers next day: "BRUCE WAYNE RUNNING FOR MAYOR?"
bruce: nevermind.
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new on the switched gods au:
I should be working on finishing the second chapter so I can finally write the 1st quest, but I plotting ahead and now I can't stop thinking abt this scene:
#lit realized who was gonna be in the sun bus and#lmao the trio ever#the age differences in this au are so wild#pjo hoo#pjo fandom#fandom shenanigans#switched gods au#switcheroo#jason grace#leo valdez#bianca di angelo
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>.> Prompt suggestion? Age switcheroo. Older Jason with greying hair and a beard with young hotshot Slade?
I feel like Icarus flying too close to the sun with this Jason…
#ask me anything#sladejay#jason todd#slade wilson#red hood#deathstroke#my art#dc fanart#art#digital art#fanart#sketch
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👻 Gotham Halloween Special: Tim Drake Edition 🎃
Halloween in Gotham isn’t exactly normal — not when the villains see it as an excuse to get extra creative with their outfits and the city lights are already eerie. But the Batfam? Oh, they go hard.
🎃 Tim Drake’s Halloween Highlights:
1. The Costume Switcheroo
Tim suggested they all do a “casual switch,” which sounded easy enough. But somehow, somehow, they all ended up in costumes that make NO sense on anyone else:
• Dick as Red Hood: Complete with Jason’s leather jacket, a foam helmet, and a lot of attitude. “You’re not even holding the gun right,” Jason hisses.
• Jason as Robin: No one’s seen him this self-conscious in a long time.
• Damian as Nightwing: “How do you even FIGHT in these pants?!”
• Tim as Batman: “I get why he’s so dramatic now; this cape is an entire weapon.”
2. The Trick-Or-Treat Conundrum
Tim decided to help patrol the streets and give out candy in costume, which meant… people recognized “Batman” was handing out full-sized candy bars on the corner. Pure chaos. Someone yelled, “Bruce Wayne’s back! He’s handing out candy!” Tim just went with it.
3. Haunted Wayne Manor
Tim went all-out on the haunted house theme, using every security gadget in the house to create creepy effects and hidden jumpscares. Even Bruce got spooked by an unexpected “Jason, is that you?” soundbite.
4. Pumpkin Carving Competition: Wayne Family Style
Let’s just say… it got competitive:
• Dick’s pumpkin was a gymnastic Bat-symbol that ended up collapsing.
• Jason carved a Jack-o’-Lantern “with a twist” (the twist was the Joker’s grin, and no one wanted to talk about it).
• Damian carved an extremely detailed battle scene.
• Tim? Carved out a fully functional Bat-signal pumpkin with LEDs.
5. The Mystery Fog
Tim accidentally (or maybe not accidentally?) set off a fog machine inside the Batcave after trying to add a “spooky ambiance.” Now there’s a perpetual mist rolling around every time someone enters the cave.
6. Finally… The Group Costume:
Somehow, Tim convinced everyone to do an Addams Family theme. Bruce as Gomez, Alfred as Fester, Tim as Wednesday, Damian as Pugsley, Jason as Lurch, and Dick as Cousin Itt. Barbara laughed so hard, she couldn’t even breathe, especially when Bruce got weirdly into character.
And as for Tim? He’s the one setting off all the ghost projections in Wayne Manor, orchestrating creepy sounds, and every few minutes, going, “Wait, did you guys see that shadow?” Just keeping everyone on their toes.
Happy Halloween, Gothamites! Stay spooky. 👻
#tim drake#batfam#halloween for the bats#happy halloweeeeeeen#i havent posted enough halloween bat content this should be a crime#it was rushed and i didnt add the girls i'm so sorry#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#damian wayne#alfred pennyworth#barbara gordon
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“I’d realized from an early age that fighting and killing were about the only things I was good at.” “I doubt that,” I said. He gave me a wry smile. “Oh, I can play a mean fiddle, but High Lords’ sons don’t become traveling minstrels."
This post will be a little long, so bear with me here... It's true that SJM made a lot of changes to Tamlin's character, but one thing remains true: Tamlin never wanted to be High Lord. He never wanted to be a High Lord and found he wasn't very good at High Lord things either. This passage suggests that had he not been a High Lord's son, he would've happily become a traveling minstrel, but because he was, he opted to become a general instead. The only time he was truly happy in this series was when he was playing fiddle for Feyre. After ACOSF, he is depressed. He's lost the faith of his people and Spring is in ruins (I'm not debating whose fault this is, just stating facts). He's roaming around the forest in beast form. (Heroes of Olympus and Trials of Apollo spoilers coming up) Reyna Avila Ramirez-Arellano is the daughter of Bellona, the Roman goddess of war. She was once an attendant of Circe who turned men into guinea pigs before she wound up in the Roman demigod camp and wound up a praetor, which is a Roman leader. It's considered "Roman" to seek power, and there are typically two praetors who are often together romantically as well, which is why she tried to get with Jason before Hera did her switcheroo and there were several stressful months where she was leading the camp all alone. Then she tried to get with Percy for the same reason as Jason. She was in a pretty miserable place all alone until Apollo "saved" her by making her realize she doesn't need any of this. Because she gained power and did everything a good Roman should, she rejected all of that to join the Hunters of Artemis and travel the world as a maiden, which is groundbreaking for her character. Frank and Hazel on the other hand, because they've always shied away from that power, been trodden upon, and felt "not Roman," it was groundbreaking for them to embrace their power and become praetors. What if we had a similar situation with Tamlin, Lucien, and Elain? Lucien and Elain have been trodden upon and underestimated by everyone, and we know Lucien rebelled against his power and did "all the things a High Lord's son shouldn't do." And we have Elain who mourned her human life for longer than all the sisters. So what if we have both Lucien and Elain embrace their power and become High Lord and Lady of Spring? That would be groundbreaking for their characters. And how groundbreaking would it be for a High Lord to abdicate and join a traveling minstrel?
#reyna avila ramirez arellano#reyna ramirez arellano#tamlin#pro tamlin#tamlin redemption#frank zhang#hazel levesque#lucien vanserra#elain archeron#pro lucien vanserra#pro elain archeron#elucien#pro elucien
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Any dp/dc fic recs?
of course! Honestly, i love so many of them and I'll try to include as many as i can in my list here! The Undead Lockpicking series by Milaley: In which Danny has a lockpicking youtube channel and he lockpicks the Watchtower. Hilarious, excellent 10/10
The Bat Trap by Threee: Honestly a good ol twin switcheroo with many funny moments but also a lot of delicious angst! (a Damian & Danny twins au) Just, chef's kiss!
GLXY:PSSNGR by socraticat: Danny takes the place of his alternate universe self who lives with vlad in Gotham after vlad killed his parents. Muchas angst, lots of worldbuilding and fantastic action!
A second life by Die_Erlkonigin6083:Kid Danny who has memories from a past life and currently is Dick Grayson's clone baby (and a bunch of others but mostly Dick's) Adorable 100/10 recommend>
lex luthor's ascent from supervillainy to fatherhood by halfagone (milkywxy): Epic. Dad!Lex and and dimensional travel son!Danny. Sweet and super well-executed Cass/Danny. 10/10 i need to catch up with the latest chappies but it's so freaking good I am aaaaaa
Rooftop Express by EmeraldsAndAmethyst: Danny/Jason. Awesome af. Crime lord Jason ftw! Danny is a (supernatural)delivery boy and professional enigma in Gotham
Our Empty Graves by suomifae: Hazmat Suit, no one knows au! Danny/Jason in which Danny finds himself helping out in Jason's gang. Very cool story building, ideas and execution. Im literally screaming in every chapter. so so good!
bloodlines by halfagone (milkywxy): Danny is Diana's and Bruce's son. He of course doesn't know that. There's a prophesy involved that says Danny will end the world, Diana finds out accidentally about it and finds out she has a son (memory wipe shenanigans) and GOSH. There's so much awesome stuff happening and it's a pleasure to see them piece together the facts. 10/10 Diana rocks
Summons by DizzlyPuzzled: Ghost king Danny in which because he's underage his father gets summoned in his stead. Bruce would very much like to know why he keeps getting yote through summoning circles. Just the right amount of funny, family fluff and angst.
If You Give a Bat a Burger by Cielle_Noire: BOI I HAVE NO WORDS. the plot in this is thiccc and juicy and delicious and the mystery is the cherry on top! Danny lives in Gotham, does some ghostly sigil stuff around to protect Gothamites from bad ghosts, it backfires, we don't know why. Red duck candles are involved. The Batkids are chaos. and im here eating popcorn because it's all super entertaining to watch unfold. 100/10 jessica's duck candle
Friendly neighborhood vigilante by Elizabehta_Beilschmidt: Jazz/Jason THE FIC. honestly one of the best Anger Management fics i've ever read. Love the way Communication between partners is portrayed here and how they overcome the hurdles despite the shitshow that is both their lives (affectionate). 10/10 would read again
Danny Fenton: Dead and Loving It by HyperKid: You need an ao3 account for this one, go go go go make one because it's super worth it! Jason/Danny. They meet at the graveyard, your honour! They actively mess with Bruce and the rest of the Batkids! Gala Shenanigans! What else can i say? Go read!
Worm Off the String by TourettesDog: I am licherally dying of laughter. Peak comedy. Danny/Tim ft little baby man Danny who Tim thinks is Danny's weird af pet. Honestly, so GOOD. 100/10 comedy gold.
Press Heart to Subscribe by Die_Erlkonigin6083: A Danny/Damian fic in which Danny is a streamer and Damian watches his stream. Super cute, well executed, 100/10 sweetness scale
Imprint by Hashtag_DriveBy: Babes i dunno what to tell you. I've done fanart of this fic. De-aged baby Danny and DadHood. Human-ish Fright Knight and Excellent friend Roy. Guys seriously. SO SO SO SO GOOD. 100/10 I wanna see the kid reveal to the batfam and am vibrating out of existence imagining scenarios. - There are more but I can't possibly list them all in one go, I'll make another fic rec list later 💙
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Slasher Switcheroo
Slasher Actors as... Different Slashers. Just something random and fun I was thinking about 🤔
Chucky: Robert Englund (A.K.A Freddy Krueger)
Freddy Krueger: Matthew Lillard (A.K.A Stu Macher/Ghostface)
Ghostface: Brad Dourif (A.K.A Chucky) and Nick Castle (A.K.A Michael Myers)
Jason Voorhees: Gunner Hansen (A.K.A Bubba Sawyer / Leatherface)
Michael Myers: Skeet Ulrich (A.K.A Billy Loomis/Ghostface)
Leatherface: Kane Hodder (A.K.A Jason Voorhees)
#i actually really really like the idea of mathew lillard as freddy!#and revealing dourif and castle as ghostface sure would be iconic XD#let me know which ones you like best! ^^#Slashers#Chucky#Charles Lee Ray#Freddy Krueger#Ghostface#Jason Voorhees#Michael Myers#Leatherface#Robert Englund#Brad Dourif#Nick Castle#Gunner Hansen#Skeet Ulrich#Kane Hodder
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Ha! Clever semantic switcheroo with Stryker.
Logan actually has the right guy. Stryker is the bad guy here. He's working with Victor. Logan's suspicions are entirely accurate.
Stryker manages to evade suspicion by swearing innocence "on my son's life".
You know.
Jason.
The mutant boy that Stryker fucking despises, as established in X2.
This is a neat little moment of "Wait hang the fuck on" for fans who remember that little detail, without being necessary to get in order to comprehend the plot of the scene.
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Just finished re-reading your fic Switcheroo, and I love it so much. Thus, I offer you the suggestion of young!Tim getting his version of young justice and the extended batfam to help him kidnap his alternate self, if only for a little while to give him a vacation, mayhaps involving yj meeting their alternates, littlest brother acquisition, and fucking with Gotham's rogues
Bruce would definitely be like: “Tim! I told you not without an adult!”
Tim: “Red Tornado was there!!”
Red Tornado, who thought he was just taking the kids for ice cream and did not expect to suddenly find himself part of a kidnapping plot: 😔
I’ve always kind of wanted, if I do write a follow up, to include Klarion in some way, because I really liked Klarion’s interactions with Young Justice (pretty sure they just straight up threatened to kill his cat if he didn’t turn everything back to normal, which was the only successful way to actually get Klarion to turn everythinf back to normal) but I can imagine that the Young Justice kids would be super down to help Tim kidnap and alternate dimension version of himself.
There would definitely be littlest brother acquisition! Both Tims have no idea how to hold a baby, but neither do most of the other Young Justice kids, so they just give Damian to Red Tornado or Cissie. (I’m petty sure, but not positive, that Cissie was used to babysitting in the series, but I may be wrong) The mental image I have of Tim, Cassie, Bart, and Kon all pondering over how to pick up a baby is really funny XD They get into an argument about it… Tim and Kon nearly start punching each other… Bart and Cassie panic and try to convince older Tim to help but he just watches and sighs wistfully and says “Those were the days… I should punch Connor when I get back, just for old time’s sake.”
And fucking with Gotham rogues would be really fun to write. I’ve always imagined a scene where older Jason Robin is out and finds a Rogue, only for a slightly smaller shadow to slip out from behind him. The Rogue doesn’t panic, they’ve become a bit more used to this trick, it won’t fool them again- holy shit a third one??? (A third shadow slips out from beneath the second shadow’s cover, and one can just barely glimpse, in the alleyway only just lit by a streetlamp at the opposite end of it, the glint of teeth in the sharp smile on the third shadow’s face) It would be really fun to write :D
I should probably write the sequel… but first I have to reread nineties Young Justice and the Red Robin run and I’ll read through some Batman comics and I love reading Teen Titans comics and- <— This is why it’s been so long, I’m so sorry to everyone who thought I was quick 🫡
Well, all that aside, I’m very happy that you like the story ヽ(´▽`)ノ
#the inane ramblings of a madman#everythingisstardust#ask#thank you for the ask#i haven’t been on Tumble for a bit#(i haven’t been checking my inbox for a month coughcough)#but i appreciate your kind words and suggestions#i think it would be fun (funny) to have the YJ crew meet their older selves#but I’m not sure if I could write it well enough for myself…#i just need to reread some comics and read some new ones honestly#hopefully my muse will be kind 🙏#i hadn’t really thought of using the yj crew though so thank you for bringing it up!!#they would be so fun to write together again
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Mari/Jason mini comic: how did mari end up getting the cat miraculous and not the ladybug? How did she end up in Gotham. who fell for the other first. And, is it Jason? Lol
It's a AU I thought of where Jason and Damian have to run from the League of Assassins (Jason was Damians Bodyguard after he came back. The other Bats don't know about either of them). Talia helps them get to Paris because it is the only Place where the League just can't get them. There they meet the Heroes Red Beetle (Luka, not Adrien. Adrien is Serpent here uwu) and Stray Cat (Marinette).
How she got the Cat Miraculous....well...the good ol' switcheroo xD she just...got it.
As for who fell first for the other...Jason first fell for Stray Cat (Badass good girl. She could kick his ass and he's into it), then Damian got a childish crush on Mari (again, badass good girl xD), then Jason falls for Mari because Damian tells Jason that he's stupid for NOT falling for her (Luka and Adrien Agree) and ya...somewhere along the line Mari falls for Jason xD
#dc x miraculous#maribat#marinette x batfam#miraculous x dc#miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir#marinette dupain cheng#damian wayne#jasonette#jason todd#jason is a little shit#Damian is a big shit#Marinette is oblivious#i love all the characters
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a genie: i can bring jason back to life
dick grayson, slamming the button repeatedly: BRING. HIM. BACK!!!!!
*a wild jason grace appears*
batfam: wtf
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Let’s face it: Donald Trump is in a stronger position than ever to win a second term in November, with his active supporters even more motivated in the wake of the shooting Saturday.
Top Trump strategists are very eager for their candidate to run against Joe Biden. They’re now worried that the Democratic Party might end up with a different standard bearer.
Days ago, The Atlanticpublished journalist Tim Alberta’s in-depth examination of the Trump campaign’s strategic approach. “Everything they have been doing, the targeting that they have been doing of voters, the advertisements that they’re cutting, the fund-raising ploys that they’re making, the viral Internet videos that they have been churning out, they’re all designed around Joe Biden,” Alberta told the PBS NewsHour.
“So if suddenly he were replaced at the top of the ticket,” he added, “I think in many ways it’s back to square one for the Trump campaign. They recognize this. And I think they’re deeply unnerved by the possibility of a switcheroo at the top of the Democratic ticket.”
Last weekend, the Washington Post put it this way: “As Democrats debate the future of Biden’s reelection bid, Republicans would prefer he stay in a race they believe they are already winning.”
On Sunday, Face the Nationreported “top Democratic sources believe that Democrats who had thoughts about challenging President Biden are now standing down ‘because of this fragile political moment.’” Yet a guest on the same CBS program, Democratic Rep. Jason Crow, warned of a “high risk” that his party will lose the election “unless there is a major change.” He said that messaging from Biden’s campaign “is not effectively breaking through.”
While Biden boosters like to talk about national polling that sometimes puts Biden within a couple of points of Trump, such surveys mean little. Due to the Electoral College, the swing states will determine the winner. Biden is behind -- and falling further behind in most of them. Arizona, Georgia and Nevada have moved from “toss up” states to “lean Republican” according to the Cook Political Report.
And with an approval rating that now hovers around an abysmal 37 percent, Biden is increasingly playing defense in states he won easily four years ago.
“Democrats’ concerns about Biden’s ability to win are expanding beyond this cycle’s predetermined battlegrounds into states that long ago turned blue in presidential elections,” Politicoreported last week, in an article raising doubts about Biden’s prospects in New Hampshire, Maine, New Mexico and Minnesota. The headline: “Dems Are Freaking Out About Biden Even in Once Safely Blue States.”
Around the country, Democratic candidates are running well ahead of Biden. Last week, the Economist/YouGov poll found that “96 percent of registered Democrats say they will vote for a Democratic House candidate in the fall, compared with 85 percent who plan to vote for Biden.”
Biden’s presence at the top of the ticket promises to not only deliver the White House to Trump but also the House and Senate to Republicans.
In the light of such realities less than four months before Election Day, it’s alarming to hear many elected Democrats -- including some progressives in Congress -- publicly claim that Biden is just fine as the party’s nominee.
The happy-talk denialism from those congressional progressives shows a disconnect from the progressive grassroots. Many activists who devoted months of their lives on behalf of Biden in 2020 to vote Trump out are disaffected from Biden in 2024. Many are furious over Biden’s nonstop support of Israel during its continuous slaughter of civilians in Gaza. That includes Arab-American and Muslim activists and groups who mobilized for Biden four years ago against his Islamophobic opponent. Many climate activists who fought for Biden in 2020 against the “drill, baby, drill” Trump are disgusted with his reversals on climate policy.
So, the depressing poll numbers may understate the problem for Biden as the Democratic nominee, because they don’t count the gap in campaign volunteer energy -- especially in contrast with the highly energized MAGA base. Early this year, an anonymous letter from 17 Biden 2024 campaign staffers urged Biden to reverse himself on Gaza and seek an immediate ceasefire: “Biden for President staff have seen volunteers quit in droves, and people who have voted blue for decades feel uncertain about doing so for the first time ever.”
In 2017, the Trump presidency was properly mocked for its brazen assertions of “alternative facts.” It’s now disconcerting that Biden and his advocates so often lapse into puffery as to his true political situation
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Biden “not only faces losing battleground states he won in 2020,” Sosnik wrote, “he is also at risk of losing traditional Democratic states like Minnesota and New Hampshire, which Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama carried. If current trends continue, Mr. Trump could rack up one of the most decisive presidential victories since 2008.”
#us politics#biden administration#joe biden#vote uncommitted#2024 elections#2024 presidential election#dnc#democrats#Pass the torch
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Sonic X #37: "Switcheroo!"
Writer: Ian Flynn Pencils: James Fry Inks: Terry Austin Colors: Jason Jensen
Letters: Phil Felix Editor/Managing Editor: Mike Pellerito
#Sonic the Hedgehog#Archie Comics#Sonic X#Dr. Eggman#Chris Thorndyke#Amy Rose#Ian Flynn#James Fry#Terry Austin#Jason Jensen#Phil Felix#Mike Pellerito#2008
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💖 for the fanfic author asks please? Your fics are like my gold standard when it comes to ted/Jason so I’d love to know what you recommend.
OMG this is so kind!! Gold standard, man, I am unworthy. Here's a bunch!
💖 Your favorite fic not written by you
For Ted:
The Slightly Debaucherous Seduction of Ted Lasso (by Rebecca Welton) by esthropp (ao3; Ted x Rebecca) I wake and I want more. I go to sleep needing you (over and over). also by esthropp (ao3; Ted x Rebecca - damn they're good)
Something New by @calzone-d (on tumblr, smut warning)
Underwear Switcheroo by @sarahtarth (ao3; also smut)
River Deep Mountain High by narcissablaxk (ao3)
For Jason:
Running Late by @tedssweaters (on tumblr, smut warning)
Not a Date by @idkthisisjustforfanfic (on tumblr)
I am awful at keeping my fics organized on Tumblr so I know I am missing lots of really good ones so I just generally recommend @calzone-d @believemetheodore @carmylasso @tedssweaters
@my-soupy-brain @exuberantocean @areacode606
Also, message me anytime for recs I love recommending other people's fics!
#I swear I read more than ted x rebecca#but I was pulling quickly from my likes and bookmarks#ted lasso#jason sudeikis#asked and answered#thanks friend!
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@arobinwithoutbatman [x]
"Sleep with one eye open." He murmured. Tim was going to commit so many shenanigans for this. So. Many. Did he do some music hacks? Hair care switcheroo? Sneak into his room and move everything one inch to the left? He had plenty of time to come up with something suitable~ He smiled up at his big brother, leaning into the touch very obviously for the crowd and the few journalists buzzing around. His smile was of course a touch exaggerated. For the cameras. They still had to keep up certain appearances; Bruce's death wasn't quite such a shadow these days but most people here expected them to start sobbing at the mere mention of his name. It still stung, of course, but they were progressing. Did mean putting on a show though. Shows were Dick's thing. Tim preferred to give his scripted small talk then fade into the background. "How many matchmaking attempts have you had so far?" Because if he's stuck here then he's going to bring back the various games, challenges and excuses to complain. Anything to survive this hell he's been dragged into.
Oh, he would. Dick didn't know just what Tim would do as revenge, but he knew he wasn't going to be getting away with this scot-free. And Tim could be patient, too; that revenge might not happen in the next few days, or even weeks. But it was worth it not to have to face this gala on his own. And it wasn't as though Dick had had much of a choice, either. Babs had been busy with a research project and as far as the world at large knew Jason was still dead. That really only left Tim.
"Five," he murmured in answer. "Two by parents, two by best friends, and one by a grandma." As far as Dick was aware no one had actively started a betting pool on that, but it was really only a matter of time. Might as well let Tim get in on it first. "How many you think I'll end up with by the end of the night?" Which he was absolutely not going to make Tim stay for. Maybe another half an hour and he'd send Tim off citing it being a school night. It had been a damn good excuse when he'd been younger.
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The entire batfam ends up in amity, but every individual is from a different reality. They all have to work together to get to each of their home dimensions, despite some of them not even reconizing each other because they dont have an alter in the respective universe. Some of them might even be poorly imagined OC's.
This is not the first time this has happened. Batfam member drop in amity so often that danny has collected statistics:
There is a 92% chance that batman is bruce wayne, 5% its dick grayson, 3% various other characters
Danny can guess the identity of robin correctly 95% of the time based on the style of the costume
38% of jason todds are halfas, 52% are strong liminals, 47% are revenants, 12% are some other undead or immortal species. 3% are fully human and never died. (Greater than 100% because there is overlap)
The most batmans in amity simultaneously is 6. They did not get along. Their robins (all different) did.
The bat to have to most representatives in amity simultaneously is tim drake, at 56, as they somehow coordinated an interdimensional army to combat a handful of villain tim drakes. (Most were red robin, some were robin, and a handful had other various vigilante names.)
One of those tim drakes likes to visit amity every few months, and has visited a total of 17 times so far.
Damian is bruce's biochild 98% of the time, but the rest of the robins have been biologically related to him about 6% of the time
Dick grayson is almost always the first robin, but 8% of the time he isnt. If not, its usually damian
63% of tim drakes express the belief that they are not family, but fulfilling a job.
12% of all bats are transgender
Backstories of various bats are occassionally rotated around, but are still surprisingly consistant considering how many race-lifts and background alterations some of them have had.
A weirdly high percentage of jason todd's have dick grayson's backstory, compared to other switcheroos
One time there was a spiderman that claimed to be a member of the batfam, but most spidermen recognize the batfam as fictional characters (and vice versa, batfam tend to recognize spiderman as fictional)
No less than 36 various bats have recognized danny as a fictional character.
Amity is a Dimensional Dump
So! Amity Park is a hub of weirdness of all sorts, mostly undead, but there are also a bunch of Multiversal oddities connected to the small town.
There are the minor anomalies. 5th Street has a bad habit of slipping into the Backrooms, Old Lady Jenkin's House sometimes has snow in summer, and of course the Night Sky had a 20% chance of swapping views to another Galaxy. Danny likes that one a lot.
But the biggest Anomaly is how many Multiversal Travellers get lost there.
They are always finding somebody wandering the streets with no idea where they are, and have to help them find their reality of origin. Other times they decide to stay for various reasons, ranging from a bad home life to being the only survivors of a Dead Universe. Half of the population if Amity was made up of the descendants of Lost Travelers, so their DNA was really a mixed bag.
Danny was flying over town when he spotted a Blur on the ground below.
He flew down to intercept, and found a boy in red and yellow panicking over his situation.
"Hey! Can I help you?" He called out.
The boy looked up, and gasped "Are you a Hero? I need help getting back to the Justice League!"
Danny chuckled, "Which one?"
The boy looked confused, "The Adult One? I guess?"
"Not what I meant, sorry. I mean, which Dimension are you from?" He clarified.
"Dimensions? What is going on!?" He shouted.
"Okay, let's calm down and restart. My name is Danny, who are you?" He introduced himself.
The boy took a deep breath, calming himself, before saying, "Okay, my name is Kid Flash, but you can just call me Wally."
#some of this is based on fanfic aus#some is just made up#all percentages are made up solely on vibes
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