#jason momoa shirtless

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Jason Momoa

[menheim]

Jason Momoa & Nakoa-Wolf Momoa 🤍

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[dilfcontent]

JASON MOMOA via Instagram (2023).

[usarmytrooper]

I think this is Jason Momoa (the guy who does the Aquaman movies) when he was younger.

[omgcharlie91-blog]

Just look at all that MAN

[jasperwocky]

watched the new aquaman and supremely disappointed he spent the ENTIRE movie with his shirt on

[hombresexual2]

JASON MOMOA for Men’s Health (2014).

[ohifonlyx33]

Ok so the fall guy movie is actually brilliant... Not in that it is intellucutally genius. But in that it shines brightly.

It's got wit, romance, drama, intrigue, cleverly done meta-references made in a movie about making a movie... it's self-aware in the best way, it's over the top, it's got real stunts, and it has heart to keep it grounded despite having some ridiculous things going on.

The main character is really likeable and he's basically a more masculine Ken with a cooler job and a Barbie who doesn't cuck him. And the main female character is great too as she has a reason to be scorned, but she also doesn't come off as a person who is always unpleasant and rude (just to her ex, and even then after they talk she tries to be professional).

I really felt the irl director was making a good old fashioned fun movie. No big agenda. No in-your-face liberal or political messaging.

It pokes a little fun at the expense of hollywood actors as a stereotype, with well-placed references to Tom Cruise, Jason Momoa, Johnny and Amber, and the industry in general with its cliches and scandals...

it nods to the audience as if to say "you're right... Hollywood is full of weird and awful people, and they don't necessarily like the audience, but there are still some of us who care about the magic of cinema. We get it, and we are on your side. You're not a nihilism-consuming dog in search of bacon hiding a forced message. You want fun, you want action, spectacle, humor, a little bit of love, and a movie that doesn't hate you. Also a bit of gratuitous shirtless Gosling for the ladies. Here you go."

And I really appreciated it!

Gosh I wish it was a bigger smash at the box. GO SEE IT...

[toxicroyjamie]

Where's that one post you had months ago talking abt how healthy s3 Jamie's body was. Sooo true, a character's body filling out/getting fatter as a sign of growth/happiness/self-actualization is so 👌🤌👏🫶

Ugh I can't find it, tumblr's search function is genuinely the worst 😔

But I do remember exactly what I said so I'll say it again here - I was talking about how having ~washboard abs~ like Jamie did in s1-2 is (contrary to popular belief) actually pretty unhealthy, because you have to be dehydrated and undereating for the muscles to pop out like this -

Even thin, muscular men who work out incessantly won't naturally look like this on a day-to-day basis if they're hydrated and actually eating enough, because muscles are supposed to be protected by a thin layer of fat. Men who are going to do shirtless scenes for TV/movies will often stop eating/drinking enough water in preparation so that they'll eliminate that protective layer.

Jason Momoa in Aquaman vs after Aquaman is a great example. He's still super fit and muscular, but when he's not actively doing a movie that requires his skin to be practically transparent, he doesn't have the washboard look.

Jamie looks healthier to me personally in the latter half of season 3, because he doesn't have that shrink-wrapped skin look -

and I like to think it's because Roy made him put aside some of the unhealthy habits he'd formed out of vanity or social pressure (or both imo) in favor of doing what will actually equip him for the strain he puts on his body every day as an athlete.

People always write Roy as having Jamie eat less during their training era (which is totally understandable, because he canonically wouldn't let Jamie eat his dessert at Ola's or get a kebab), but realistically I tend to think he was restricting what Jamie eats a lot more than how much he eats, because soccer players need an insane amount of calories and Jamie probably needed even more if he was doing extra workouts and bulking.

Losing weight is not necessarily a part of becoming a healthier person or better player, and if anything, Jamie might have benefitted from gaining a little weight!!!!

[echtseity]

I had a dream where I was going through trials in order to get a cartoon chest of treasure. It was in a room with a heart bed and a shirtless Jason Momoa was trying very hard to seduce me, but I was like "Nah, dude. That's not gonna work. I'm asexual. Give me the treasure."

So then he's like "Fair enough, but can you you resist this... garlic bread?!" It's a loaf of the most delicious looking garlic bread. And he's so smug because he can tell that I intensely want that garlic bread. Like it's probably the closest thing to carnal desire that I've ever experienced.

But, in the most anticlimactic way possible, I'm just like "I have celiac disease. I can't eat that."

So that apparently means I have bested him and get the treasure. Now we're bros and we're hanging out on the heart bed. He's eating the garlic bread and I'm eating a handful of treasure.

I woke up mad because, like, why can I not come up with something that funny when I'm awake?

[tallochar]

☕️ also, hopes/wishlist/expectations for the next DC cinematic universe, if that's something you think about at all?

I honestly tuned out of DC fairly soon, for the longest time I was more of a Marvel girly (until Marvel burned me out and now I go but I do not emotionally invest into it anymore), and I still have to see ... ugh, so many of their movies.

I went to see the first Aquaman in 4DX (back before my back pain made it so that 4DX is not a viable option for me, first world problems I know but it bums me out that I cannot go anymore without ending up in crippling pain) but that was because it had both Jason Momoa and Temuera Morrison and I am a long time fan of both (and also Jason Momoa going around mostly shirtless and wet? Always going to watch) though I actually skipped the second one because it happened in a moment in RL last year while I wasn't paying attentions to movies AT ALL and so I managed to miss that it was coming out.

I know I should watch if not all of the old movies at least the Flashpoint one (can't remember if it's the correct name or not but I know I will at some point because the unholy squeaking sounds I made when Michael Keaton showed up in the trailer, I can't even begin to tell you).

I have yet to watch anything with Affleck!Batman in it and I kinda want to see his take on the character, but I don't have the spoons in me. I have seen 1 Superman!Cavill movie and it didn't really make me want to watch more.

I have also seen Wonder Woman 1 and from what I remember it was pretty enjoyable as long as I did not engage my brain, but when I did it had some plot holes that bugged me and some stuff that did not fully jive with me but I could not open my mouth about anything less than absolutely blindingly loving it lest I be crucified for it because it was Directed By A Woman [or that was the impression fandom gave me at the time] so I just kept my mouth shut and peaced out.

I had a blast watching the most recent Harley Queen movie, but it's not a BOP movie and it's definitely an Elseworld movie kinda deal to me because that's the only way I could watch it without screaming vengeance over their treatment of Cassandra Cain or most other non-Harley characters involved. Otherwise I would just scream and hate and rage.

I have not watched Joker yet because it strikes me as the sort of movie I need to be in a specific sort of mood to watch or it might really fuck with me in a bad way so I don't know how I feel about Joker Folies Au Deux (or the fact that it seems, from the trailer, to be painting Joker as the one exploited and manipulated into things by Harley rather than the other way around) but like, it feels like A Serious Movie That Might Hurt Me Emotionally because Joaquin Phoenix and it being definitely an Elseworld movie and also I am no, generally speaking, a big Joker fan so -- *shrug and raise hands emoji*

I deeply enjoyed the more recent Suicide Squad right until they killed Rick Flag and then I gasped in pain and wanted to beat Peacemaker's face in (I know his series is good, according to people whose tastes I trust, but HE KILLED RICK FLAG, I am NOT watching it [yet], yes I can absolutely be petty like that) so I am tentatively trusting James Gunn.

I know it's considered more of an Elseworld sort of movie, but I did really love The Batman with Robert Pattinson and I am looking forward to see what they do with a sequel to that and how they move on from how the last movie ended (here's to hoping we don't get too big of a timeskip, I would really love if they picked it up from where it left off rather than jumping ahead).

I am not sure how I feel about the "current canon" Batman movie in the works going with Damian as the Robin in it, but I am being tentatively hopeful about it, because my brain (possibly stupidly but hey I am allowed to dream until I get jossed) keeps thinking it is actually a genius idea if instead of going from Dick forward you jumpstart things by having Damian there and possibly referencing the other former Robins as Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, Spoiler / Batgirl, maybe throw in Black Bat too etc. and then you can just introduce them with their own movies without having to go through things chronologically.

It is very much NOT encouraging to me that it's based upon the Morrison storyline, though, because I am a Tim fan and Morrison did their best to excise him and treat him from non-existent to pretty much an outsider.

I don't know if that's Gunn's vision or if it's just my own take on doing things, but it could be cool? Maybe? Here's hoping.

I went and took a look at the list of upcoming movies (this one) because I wasn't keeping up with it and seeing The Authority on it makes me hope a tender hope that it will not completely fucking suck and that it might actually be interesting (please please please do them all justice, I am begging here).

I am flabbergasted Keanu Reeves agreed to come back as Constantine, but I liked the first movie (which I saw before I read any comics with constantine in it) so hey, maybe it will be another interesting movie again. I do like Keanu as an actor, though he is very much an Elseworld Constantine and has nothing to do with pre-Flashpoint canon Constantine, which is the one I know.

Seeing a Nightwing movie being talked about makes me think I might be right about the upcoming Batman movie introducing Damian but also having the other former Robins in the background and that would be honestly a relief.

I'd love to see a Lobo movie doing the Main Man right but god, that would be so tricky to pull off, especially in the current socio-political climate and with the cancellation culture and everything else going on that I've seen fandom wise.

Everything else I am seeing on that list either doesn't excite me or is not really a character I know so I'll take it with a grain of salt.

Sorry if this was more rambling about past projects than upcoming ones, I tried to balance things out and hope this answers your curiosity :D

Thank you for sending in the asks!

[dilfcontent]

JASON MOMOA via Instagram (2023).

[firelord-frowny]

so liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike...

why does it always have to be porn bots???

aren’t there bots for anything else???

why no kitten bots???

why no shirtless jason momoa bots???

why no ladies laughing with salad bots???

[featuringdantefromnocturne]

lol pretending this doesn't happen to grown men actors too like henry cavill, ben affleck (who relapsed into alcoholism partially because of that), keanu reeves, jason momoa, jason statham, rain (for ninja assassin, particularly. his diet for that film was A CHICKEN BREAST AND AN APPLE WITH WATER. PER DAY.), christian bale, hugh jackman, chris evans, chris pratt or loads of other actors who get shamed for having "dad bods" or "letting themselves go"

or mocking, say, an 85 year old that is still independently walking that likely just woke up for looking like an old man who just woke up

yet with these people it's like a fuckin federal case when carrie fisher got asked to lose 15 pounds for the star wars sequel trilogy (and ignored that they asked mark hamill to do the same lol)

also when women complain about gratuitous sex scenes or like being treated like a peice of meat on set they're treated as brave heroes but when a male actor refuses sex scenes or complains about being treated like meat he's seen as either a prude, religious weirdo or an "incel"

chris hemsworth got mocked for saying he felt like he was being treated like a piece of meat on the taika watiti dogshit mcu thor films and henry cavill was called "weird" for.....being uncomfortable with what he felt was gratuitous sex and shirtless scenes. in THE WITCHER. and Geralt in the books and games ain't exactly virginal!

listen idk I’m thinking about how before new moon came out it was like….every single news story was debating on whether or not they should keep taylor lautner as Jacob, because he wasn’t buff enough, and the film studio and the general public essentially pressured him into doing insane diets and workout routines just so he can keep a role he already won, just because no one would even entertain the character looking slightly different than described, and it was treated as this great thing, like damn, he really pulled it off!!! he’s hot now!!! he can keep the part!!! and that’s just so fucked up like. he was fucking 15 years old??? they spray painted abs onto Robert Pattinson in the same film. Taylor Lautner was LITERALLY A FIFTEEN YEAR OLD and practically the entire world slammed him for not having an unreal body, and then once he obtained one grown ass women were drooling over him like a piece of meat for the rest of his teenage years. what the fuck. 

[newstattoos]

At this point, we're used to seeing Jason Momoa casually chilling out shirtless with a bunch of tattoos. He was covered in painted body art while playing Khal Drogo in Game of Thrones and had many tattoos playing Aquaman in, uh, Aquaman. So, what's the tattoo situation when the cameras aren't rolling? In real life, Jason also has many tattoos— al...