#jaskier as tarzan

[raewritesfiction]

Gimme an Alex dick fic where girlfriend meets Papa Skarsgard (Stellan) via face time - right after Alex has fucked her silly and she's happily all over him when the laptop rings and Alex reaches for it, "It's fine, darlin', it's just my pop."

She screeches just a little knowing that her hair looks a fright and it's so obvious from both of their faces just exactly what they've been doing (and of course soooo well). Alex hugs her up, makes sure no naughty bits are showing, kisses her cheek lovingly, and as he opens the laptop says, "Hey dad, meet my best girl. I didn't schedule my time very well, did I?"

Stellan chuckles, "Finally someone you must be serious about. [To the girlfriend] Dont fret, my dear, I've known him all his life. He obviously cares for you to subject you so to me, and I know I will care for you too. I'm glad to meet you, next time under different circumstances."

Alex is giggling and hugging her like she's never getting away as Stellan goes on, "Now Alex, tell me when you will bring her home with you and let her up for fuck's sake."

OK - after the Renner Opus. Just a little girlfriend mortification for fun with Our Viking. "A goddamn vampire..." Alex said some good shit in that for shit interview. Obviously Amleth, Tarzan, Eric Northman and Sweet Jimmy Foster would fuck (not to be outdone at all by Jaskier).

Kisses on your opening - xoxoxo

(That was the best card w/flowers I got on opening night for the only play I was ever in - and they meant it just like that.)

I’ll see what I can do xD

[comfyswitcherblanketfort]

comfy, for your consideration: geraskier tarzan au

oooooooo yessssss 

this is perfect braincell fuel tonight nonie. thank you 🙏

do i think the content of Tarzan is kosher? no. am i gonna miss an opportunity to put my hoey boys in that situation and let my brain run with it? also no. things don't have to be unproblematic to be enjoyed, moving on.

I want Jaskier as Tarzan 👀👀👀 - not what you were expecting, I know, but hear me out.

Jaskier swinging through the trees, lithe and strong and curious, finds Geralt, part time intellectual and big time dubmass, backed into a corner with just his bitch ass notepad and a penknife against a leopard. 

He swoops him off his feet and Geralt blue screens bc ‘holy shit I haven’t been picked up by anyone since God-knows-when and he saved me from the big scary cats I was trying to draw I think imma die’

Geralt is fascinated by the human who doesn't act human -think about it. Geralt is such a fuckin nerd! He would be a perfect Jane! Pretty, optimistic (just work with me here), stubborn, very excited about the possibility of sentient creatures, father figure is also a giant nerd, and repressed as hell

come on, victorian women have nothing on Geralt of Rivia when it comes to pretending not to have feelings/be human

Jaskier as Tarzan!?!?!?!?!? Slim-strong, big curious eyes, no personal space, ridiculous amounts of empathy, did I say curious(?), ridiculously emotionally available, and teaches the other main character how to chill tf out and smell the fucking roses.

That and, to be completely honest, I just really wanna put Joey in a loincloth and set him loose in the jungle. I think it would be great fun and his shoulders are very pretty. 

This also gives us room for the ever beloved Delicate Sensibilities Geralt.

“Oh no! I ripped my shirt! Jaskier will see my rippling muscles and light dusting of chest hair! Whatever shall I do!?”

see also

“No, Lambert you don't understand. He gently held my face between his palms and brushed his thumbs against my cheekbones. Then he stared into my eyes like they held the world. My fiance barely acknowledges my existence! Do you- fuck no I’m not doing that to you it was romantic as hell!”

Jaskier is also feral as fuck when it comes to protecting people he cares about. Like. he may be a dufis in the show, but he has the heart okay? He would absolutely go against fuckin whats-his-nuts-big-gorilla and save his stupid scientist boyfriend.

Holy shit Stregodouche as Clayton.

Geralt wouldn’t even do the final scene with the whole getting on the ship either. He’d sit his ass down with his sketchpad and books in the sand and refuse to move. 

His expedition party would leave and he’d just waltz into the woods to his lover’s arm and they’d bring all his books up to the treehouse and be cute and dumb and pretty together for the rest of their lives. bc fuck the ending of that movie

What I’m really saying is: I want a George of the Jungles style movie with the whole female gaze thing but i want it gay, and i want to get rid of all the toxic shit. 

[srapsodia]

Kiss kiss fall in love! Except they already are very much in love ❤

[musings-on-bucky-barnes]

Do-It-Yourself Witcher Action Figures

Hopefully there will be action figures soon for The Witcher tv show, but until then, we might have to get creative and adapt what we have.

From my small action figure collection, perhaps this Disney Tarzan could be repurposed as Geralt after some hair and eye repainting?

(Otherwise a friend said I can have her spare Thor, which could also do the trick.)

And as for Jaskier, I could take the head and hands off this Stephen Hart figure and put it on the body of this Connor Temple figure (both from Primeval) as the Connor has some fancy-looking semi-bardic clothes that could be elaborated on.

(Anyone good at painting action figures? I’d ruin them.)

(Yes, I know these aren’t great photos. My official action figure photographer and her fancy lenses and expertise is interstate.)

[kittynannygaming]

[Picture] Female!Jaskier

Voilà comment je vois Jaskier dans ma fic “This is not the pair I was born with, Geralt!” Oui, c’est Jane (légèrement changée), du Tarzan de Disney

This is how I picture Jaskier in my fanfic “This is not the pair I was born with, Geralt!” Yes, this is Jane (slightly alterated), from Disney’s Tarzan

[fortheinsomniacs]

Geralt and Jaskier = Tarzan and Jane

change my mind....I dare you.

Jaskier and geralt 💕 my two lovable idiots.

[rcthr33-blog]

"Toss a coin to your tarzan oh valley of plenty"

[andsheloved]

drabble tuesday returns!

hello friends!! i am finally back for drabble tuesday!! i know it's been a minutes because of some brain weirdness and just weirdness in my life, and during this time i was able to work on some nice comfort fluffy fics, but i figured i'd make my self (and hopefully you guys as well) smile a bit with just some extra fluff this week!! so as always, rules and such below the cut!! mwauh!! i'd also like to just thank everyone for all the nice messages and support so many of you guys have sent my way over the past bit, you really have no idea how much it made me smile to see that people do care and i just want to know how much joy it brought me. you are all such wonderful humans and i love you all so much mwauh.

prompts

i know this may be a bit silly, but i wanted to take some of my most favorite, fluffiest moments/concepts from my own fics and put them as prompts!! these are certainly not my own creations (aka i don't own these prompts or concepts!! i have just used these tropes in some of my own fics) but without further ado!! prompts!!

pet names (either trying out different pet names on a person or giving someone a pet name and it begins to take a different meaning over time)

love at first sight (but then they discover they love them even more as the relationship progresses)

'i thought i lost you'

only one bed

'i could've lost you and that made me realize how i couldn't live without you'

last minute, desperate love confession

'i love you, i guess i always have'

mutual pining but they're idiots

one sided pining but it's not actually one sided and it's a bit angsty

person a sees that person b is feeling a bit down and decides to finally tell them how much they mean to them

'it's you, it was always you'

you'll be in my heart from tarzan but make it a fic (aka 'market flowers') (or like, 'i have to leave you now but know that i will always love you')

characters

i will write for any of the lovely men on my masterlist, even if i haven't written for them yet!! but in case that link doesn't work, here's a list!!

mcu

loki

bucky barnes

helmut zemo

steve rogers

star wars

obi wan kenobi

din djarin

the witcher

geralt of rivia

jaskier

misc. characters

sherlock holmes (enola holmes)

jake jensen

nick fowler

steve kemp

rules

no smut prompts!! (apologies!! i am just. so bad at it.)

all readers will be written as gender neutral unless otherwise stated in the request!!

i'll be accepting requests for this drabble tuesday until midnight (est) march 8!!

send in the f l u f f

if you've made it this far, first of all hello hehe, but second of all, i know i said this before, but i want to say it again, seriously, thank you all so much for your endless kindness. i know recently that times have been weird for a lot of people, so please take this as my open invitation to hop into my dms if you'd ever like someone to just listen or talk to, it's the least i can do for all the absolute warmth you all have shown me during this patch in my life, and i love you all so much, just know that i am always here for all of you just as you were for me, i hope you all have such amazing, wonderful nights/days wherever you are in the world.

[hardkinkbardkink]

big fat masterlist

since my tags are so bad, and since a few of yous asked for it, here’s a list of all the posts on this blog for your reading convenience x

jaskier milking geralt for payment & for fun

figurative puppy geralt pissing his pants like a bad boy

closeted wolf fucker jaskier

local bard can’t wee in front of people, gets a piss kink instead

tarzan au except with more wolves

area man can’t get laid, discovers Humping™

the gang does a gangbang

small cock appreciation: jaskier edition

geralt milking jaskier for a potion & for fun

small cock appreciation: geralt edition

boot worship with no foot fetish cos i Respect Myself

small cock appreciation: collector’s edition (feat. vague incubus magic mechanics)

actual daddy geralt & his don’t-ask-how-it-happened son

out & proud dog fucker jaskier (with the help of some Magic™)

local hunky himbo confused why art students want to fuck him, more news at 7

eskel deserves the world but the world doesn’t deserve him

man overdoses his boyfriend on viagra, “oops”, he says upon questioning

i don’t know what a threadcount is but pissing your breeches would probably ruin it

that’s Definitely how leshens work (feat. more wolf fucking)

fuck or die curse but Spicy

non-con somnophilia but who is it non-con for?? send in your answers now (feat. bad axii etiquette)

area man just wants some fucking peace, thinks cock cages are the way to go

uno reverse card with witcher jaskier & his New Teaching Methods

it’s not drugs, it’s for my Genuine Medical Problem

the one fic that finally crossed the line of tumblr decency

[bounce-a-coin-off-your-witcher]

Cursed idea: faerie!Jaskier giving Geralt a bunch of tiny braids and then shrinking down to his smol form and using them as aerial silks and/or climbing ropes/rope swings and just Tarzaning around his shoulders

Jaskier puts on an entire fucking BURLESQUE in Geralt's hair and the Witcher is only mildly (very) amused by his tiny wife's weird circus antics. He also considers buying and installing a human sized set of climbing silks at Kaer Morhen, cause Jaskier is fuckin RIPPED and hair climbing is his #1 form of exercise.

(I used to be a contortionist in a circus so this ask was really fun thank you)

[whaticannotshowyou]

Tarzan AU, from your last blog: Geralt is raised by wolves on an island after being shipwrecked there as a child/baby. Jaskier comes to study the wolf pack, and eventually finds Geralt. Geralt is excited to meet a “wolf” that looks like him, and decides Jaskier must be his mate, claiming Jaskier after a few days. After their alpha has had their fill, it’d only be fair to let the rest of the pack join. Maybe ABO or magic, because knotting.

Oh I remember this one!! Was so sad I never got to answer it! 😔 but it’s a good concept, Jaskier venturing out with scholarship money to research the wild wolves on an island far away, setting up his camp on the safety of the beach.

He promised not to influence the nature, to stay far away from all wildlife and only watch from a distance like a true scientist. It gets really hard when he stumbles upon a man roughly his age, feral and untouched by humanity. He figures he has struck gold, has the opportunity to conduct the research of a lifetime with someone who had never met humans before, but is proven wrong the moment he comes too close. The man is far stronger than him and over himself as he sees Jaskier, overpowering the man as he carries him far into the woods. He keeps him tied up in a cave, snarling at any wolf getting close to Jaskier as he pampers him. The man is the alpha of the pack, the rest of the wolves baring their necks as he growls and shows off his teeth. Jaskier would have been far more interested if he wasn’t currently bound by the man, undressed to nothing but his birthsuit and his belongings scattered in a corner of the cave.

He is fed by the man and the wolves but never let up, not trusted after trying to escape the one time the man had loosened the twine. After a few days he had given up, watched as his phone signalled the last of it’s battery being drained. At least he had gotten a name to place on the man - Geralt, he had rumbled, tongue thick and clumsy in his mouth. Jaskier wasn’t sure if he meant for it to be his name, but it was all he had. More worryingly, Geralt had started getting closer and taking more liberties with how he touched the man, exploring his body with his palms and stroking his cock with no shame. It was on the fourth day he had moved Jaskier to his knees, arms still bound on his back and forcing him to lie face down onto the cold, stone floor.

He bucks and struggles as he realises what’s about to happen, begging the man to not do it, to please, please at least stretch him beforehand. He knows it’s no use, Geralt not able to understand the words he speak, and absolute hopelessness strikes him as he gives up, going bonless and sobbing as he feels the blunt head of the large cock prod at his entrance. Despite the resistance, Geralt keeps pushing inside, growling when he barely sinks in past his head until he is stopped once more. With hard thrusts, he slowly works himself inside, soon enough flush against Jaskier’s arse and both of them panting at the stretch. He then picks up his pace, grunting as Jaskier clenches around him.

Jaskier is crying by the time Geralt is about to come, his own cock soft between his legs as the pain keeps him just lucid enough to not faint. His knees are rubbed raw, throat sore from screaming. (Honestly I have no explanation for this so behold Geralt! The only man in this universe with a knot!! Idk just don’t think about it too hard) Jaskier’s breath hitches in his throat as he feels something hard and bulbous knock at his hole, Geralt grinding himself hard in an attempt to make it push past the rim. He starts struggling once more, the stretch already too much for his unprepared arse and the bulge far too big to fit inside. To his horror, he realises it’s a knot, tears once more streaming down his cheeks when he realises Geralt has no intention for it to stay outside of him. He keeps pushing, thrusting hard and fast as he forces it inside. Eventually it does, locks the two together as the man comes deep inside of him with a howl.

Jaskier calls it a miracle when he doesn’t pass out, the poor man just sobbing and shaking as he tries to regain his senses. It should be going down soon and then maybe, just maybe, he would be released or have the time to untangle himself. If he just got back to his camp, he could recharge his phone and call for help. If not, someone had to be looking for him soon enough, find him and save him. He is dragged back into reality when one of the wolves comes up to sniff at him, tongue lolling out to lap at his skin while keeping it’s eyes on Geralt. The reat of the pck inches closer, the alpha letting out a single growl before allowing them to gently acquaintance themselves with his mate.

When the knot finally deflates, Jaskier sighs in relief. The thick come immediately runs down his thighs and his hole flutters around nothing, clenching down and trying it’s best to tighten back up. He can feel a cold nose sniff at his backside, looking back with a yelp as a wolf takes great interest to him. Both his and the wolf’s eyes then goes to Geralt, the man watching them with amusement. He doesn’t make a sound, just nods im Jaskier’s direction and bows his head. No. Fucking. Way.

Jaskier starts struggling once more as the beast mounts him, crying out as he feels the cock slip out of the sheath. Tries in vain to move away from where the member stabs at him blindly, whining as the tapered end catches on his rim. The wolf sinks inside and Jaskier lets out another sob, trembling as he wills his muscles to buck the animal off of him. Instead he feels sharp teeth dig into his neck, the wolf biting down on his frail skin to keep him still. Fear strikes him but he stays still, letting the beast fuck into him.

When the night strikes, Jaskier is nothing but a trembling mess, his hole leaking steadily of runny, canine seed mixed with Geralt’s thicker one. The man had taken several rounds over the course of the day, each time getting more and more interested in Jaksier’s own pleasure. He would strip his cock roughly, inexperienced with human anatomy past his own. The angle wasn’t good, but he managed to wring out orgasm after orgasm from the man. The wolves took turns on him as well, at some stage licking his slick balls and cock until Jaskier was sobbing from overstimulation as another of the pack fucked into him like he was a bitch in heat.

He fell asleep with Geralt lodged deep inside of him, his eyes wandering to where his belongings were tossed into the cave. Perhaps in the morning he would be able to get to his phone. He hoped so.

[theaceace]

i'm always eager to hear writers thoughts and headcannons, so for the fic asks: Any pre-cannon headcannons for this universe? and Any unofficial soundtrack and/or songs you associate with this story? for "demand an encore" or the "nothing is real 'til it's gone, if you don't mind:)

I don’t have too many pre-canon headcanons that haven’t already worked their way into the fics tbh, but oh boy do I have songs for demand an encore

The amazing devil’s entire discography for a start, because listening to it on repeat was the original inspiration for the story, but I also listen to a lot of Hozier and The Oh Hellos when I’m writing it, but as well as that there are a couple of weird songs thrown in for good luck. You’ll be in my heart from tarzan is played on repeat every time I write Geralt interacting with Ciri. All I’ve ever known from Hadestown is my go-to for soft Geralt and past-Jaskier, and forever autumn from war of the worlds is good for sad pining Geralt. Also, randomly, a song called ‘back in the nick of time’ by mad dog mcrea, which is very fun and lively but the lyrics work very well as a song Jaskier might sing without knowing quite why he’s singing it

[randomfandomimagine]

Characters Tags Masterlist Part 2

Add ‘x reader’ to character tags if you want to see the fanfiction posts and avoid ships and other random posts. 

Part 1 of this masterlist

Final Fantasy VII

Zack Fair, Cloud Strife, Tifa Lockhart, Aerith Gainsborough, Reno Sinclair, Yuffie Kisaragi, Denzel, Vincent Valentine, Sephiroth, Genesis Rhapsodos, Barret Wallace, Biggs, Jessie Rasberry, Leslie Kyle, Tseng

Paper Towns

Quentin Jacobsen, Ben Starling, Radar, Margo Roth Spiegelman

Glee

Glee Club

Rachel Berry, Finn Hudson, Kurt Hummel, Will Schuester, Noah Puckerman, Quinn Fabrey, Santana Lopez, Brittany S. Pierce, Tina Cohen-Chang, Mike Chang, Blaine Anderson, Mercedes Jones,  Artie Abrams, Sebastian Smythe, Rory Flanagan, Sam Evans

New Girl

Schmidt, Winston Bishop, Nick Miller

Final Fantasy X

Tidus, Auron, Yuna, Rikku

Back to the Future

Marty McFly, George McFly, Lorraine MccFly, Jennifer Parker, Biff Tannen

Misfits

Nathan Young, Kelly Bailey, Simon Bellamy, Curtis Donovan, Alisha Daniels

Death Note

L Lawliet, Light Yagami, Mihael Keehl (Mello), Mail Jeevas (Matt), Nate River (Near), Touta Matsuda

Uncharted

Nathan Drake, Sam Drake, Victor Sullivan, Chloe Frazer

Musketeers

D’Artagnan, Aramis, Porthos, Athos, Phillippe

Smallville

Bart Allen, Clark Kent (Welling), Oliver Queen (Hartley), Jimmy Olsen (Ashmore), A.C., Lex Luthor, Chloe Sullivan

Witcher

Geralt of Rivia, Cirilla of Cintra, Dandelion, Jaskier (Batey), Yennefer of Vengerberg, Triss Merigold, Renfri

Final Fantasy XV

Chocobros, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Prompto Argentum, Ignis Scientia, Gladiolus Amicitia, Nyx Ulric, Cor Leonis, Aranea Highwind, Lunafreya Nox Fleuret, Cindy Aurum

Jurassic World

Zach Mitchell, Owen Grady

Marvel/MCU

Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Bruce Banner, Wanda Maximoff, Clint Barton, Thor Odinson, Natasha Romanoff, Pietro Maximoff, Bucky Barnes, Maria Hill, Darcy Lewis, Stephen Strange, T’Challa, Shuri, Loki Laufeyson, Jane Foster, Peggy Carter, Pepper Pots, Peter Quill, Peter Parker, Scott Lang, Carol Danvers, Howard Stark, James Rhodes, Vision

Spiderman

Peter Parker (Andrew Garfield), (Tom Holland), Gwen Stacy, Mary Jane Watson, Harry Osborn

PS4 Marvel Spider-Man

Star Wars

Poe Dameron, Finn, Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Anakin Skywalker, Rey, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Leia Organa, Padme Amidala, Rose Tico

Deadpool

Wade Wilson, Vanessa Carlysle, Negasonic Teenage Warhead, Nathan Summers/Cable, Yukio

Supergirl

Kara Danvers, Winn Schott, Alex Danvers, James Olsen

Fantastic Beasts

Newt Scamander, Credence Barebone, Queenie Goldstein, Jacob Kowalski, Theseus Scamander

Disney

Hercules, Li Shang, Aladdin, Tarzan, Eric, Jane Porter, John Smith, Belle, Jasmine, Mulan, Kristoff, Anna, Kuzco, Milo Thatch

Tangled

Eugene Fitzherbert, Rapunzel

Holes

Stanley Yelnats, Hector Zeroni, X-Ray, Zigzag

Fantastic Four

Johnny Storm, Reed Richards

How I Met Your Mother

Marshall Eriksen, Barney Stinson, Ted Mosby

Friends

Chandler Bing, Joey Tribbiani, Ross Geller, Phoebe Buffay, Monica Geller

Malcolm In The Middle

Malcolm Wilkerson, Reese Wilkerson, Francis Wilkerson

Pirates of the Caribbean

Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Henry Turner, James Norrington, Elizabeth Swann, Carina Smyth

X-Men

Charles Xavier, Raven Darkhelmore (Mystique), Jean Grey, Hank McCoy, Peter Maximoff (Quicksilver), Logan Howlett (Wolverine), Scott Summers (Cyclops), Erik Lehnsherr

Life Is Strange

Warren Graham, Nathan Prescott, Max Caulfield, Chloe Price, Kate Marsh

DCEU

Diana Prince, Steve Trevor, Bruce Wayne, Arthur Curry

Superman

Clark Kent (Henry Cavill), Lois Lane

The Big Bang Theory

Sheldon Cooper

Brooklyn 99

Jake Peralta, Rosa Diaz, Amy Santiago, Terry Jeffords, Raymond Holt, Gina Linetti

Baby Driver

Baby, Darling

My Hero Academia 

Izuku Midoriya, Katsuki Bakugo, Toshinori Yagi/All Might, Momo Yaoyorozu, Shoto Todoroki, Denki Kaminari, Uraraka Ochako, Mei Hatsume, Iida Tenya

God Of War

Kratos, Atreus, Mimir, Freya, Athena, Sindri, Brok, Faye, Baldur

Others (fandoms I don’t usually write for)

Augustus Waters (TFIOS), Oliver Queen (Arrow)

Part 3 of this masterlist!

[kueble]

Not gonna lie, you had be as soon as you chose Jaskier as Tarzan. His chest hair and a loin cloth? Yes please. But then you had to bring in George of the Jungle in the last line and now I'm 100% sold on this. Give Jaskier a gorilla BFF and let them rule the jungle. Also, Phil Collins can still provide the soundtrack. Thank you!

comfy, for your consideration: geraskier tarzan au

oooooooo yessssss 

this is perfect braincell fuel tonight nonie. thank you 🙏

do i think the content of Tarzan is kosher? no. am i gonna miss an opportunity to put my hoey boys in that situation and let my brain run with it? also no. things don't have to be unproblematic to be enjoyed, moving on.

I want Jaskier as Tarzan 👀👀👀 - not what you were expecting, I know, but hear me out.

Jaskier swinging through the trees, lithe and strong and curious, finds Geralt, part time intellectual and big time dubmass, backed into a corner with just his bitch ass notepad and a penknife against a leopard. 

He swoops him off his feet and Geralt blue screens bc ‘holy shit I haven’t been picked up by anyone since God-knows-when and he saved me from the big scary cats I was trying to draw I think imma die’

Geralt is fascinated by the human who doesn't act human -think about it. Geralt is such a fuckin nerd! He would be a perfect Jane! Pretty, optimistic (just work with me here), stubborn, very excited about the possibility of sentient creatures, father figure is also a giant nerd, and repressed as hell

come on, victorian women have nothing on Geralt of Rivia when it comes to pretending not to have feelings/be human

Jaskier as Tarzan!?!?!?!?!? Slim-strong, big curious eyes, no personal space, ridiculous amounts of empathy, did I say curious(?), ridiculously emotionally available, and teaches the other main character how to chill tf out and smell the fucking roses.

That and, to be completely honest, I just really wanna put Joey in a loincloth and set him loose in the jungle. I think it would be great fun and his shoulders are very pretty. 

This also gives us room for the ever beloved Delicate Sensibilities Geralt.

“Oh no! I ripped my shirt! Jaskier will see my rippling muscles and light dusting of chest hair! Whatever shall I do!?”

see also

“No, Lambert you don't understand. He gently held my face between his palms and brushed his thumbs against my cheekbones. Then he stared into my eyes like they held the world. My fiance barely acknowledges my existence! Do you- fuck no I’m not doing that to you it was romantic as hell!”

Jaskier is also feral as fuck when it comes to protecting people he cares about. Like. he may be a dufis in the show, but he has the heart okay? He would absolutely go against fuckin whats-his-nuts-big-gorilla and save his stupid scientist boyfriend.

Holy shit Stregodouche as Clayton.

Geralt wouldn’t even do the final scene with the whole getting on the ship either. He’d sit his ass down with his sketchpad and books in the sand and refuse to move. 

His expedition party would leave and he’d just waltz into the woods to his lover’s arm and they’d bring all his books up to the treehouse and be cute and dumb and pretty together for the rest of their lives. bc fuck the ending of that movie

What I’m really saying is: I want a George of the Jungles style movie with the whole female gaze thing but i want it gay, and i want to get rid of all the toxic shit. 

[hardkinkbadkink]

Ahhhh! I sent the Tarzan prompt and it’s. *chefs kiss* So excellent. You’re a wonderful writer. I loved the world building, it makes Jaskier’s situation that much more “real.” Hopefully they’ll let him keep enough scraps so he doesn’t freeze X3.... Now I’m off to read it again for the fifth time >_>

glad you liked it love!! i wouldnt worry about Jaskier freezing, his wolves will keep him warm whether he wants it or not (--;