#jarvis skelton

[bobbie-robron]

Then how come you got tied down in a dump like this?

Money. Everything always comes down to money.

In the pub, the talk is about the King’s development moving forward as Max very much looks to be being treated like a leper. That’s okay, the pints are helping even with Edna ranting at him about the ‘monstrosity on the hill.’ Later, Max is hanging around (and continuing to drink) at the garage while Robert works. Max brings up traveling the world but being stuck in the village because of money.

20-Sep-2005

[vernicle]

WON’T STAY DOWN (Whitney Avalon & Brendan Milburn) official music video

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On-Digital camera Drummer: Derrick Fox http://ift.tt/2wmrxTJ Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton Editor: Kate West Music Combine/Learn: Will Hampton VFX Supervisor: Aaron Moles Make-Up/ Hair: Rebecca Lee Castro, Patty Jarvis String Arrangement: Ryan O’Connell Recording Engineer: Filthy Hollywood Set Decoration/ Props: Kim Brunner First Asst. Digital camera: Ashley Cradeur Next Asst. Digital camera: Thomas Miner Essential Grip: Nick Road Gaffer: Maria Simoes G&E Swing: Billy Brenner Executive Asst.: Caroline Sharp Manufacturing Coordinator: Sarah J. Eagen Script Supervisor: T.C. De Witt Craft Provider: Candace Ostler PA: Alice Key Many thanks: Andy, Stephanie, and Phillip Microphone Courtesy Of Richard Cheese For Father, who taught me the relevance of a effectively-timed clown nose

** LYRICS ** There’s a major situation Impacting hundreds of thousands each individual working day I really do not know how we’ll ever escape it One thing so uncontrollable A bit of lifetime that goes astray And we just really do not have the usually means to reshape it It may well seem a small stress The tiniest detail, But whenever it's demonstrated up it proves I'm no grown up And feels like an epic fail

I have got a cowlick Suitable in this article at my hairline I have got a cowlick It really is really terrible style and design Oh, I can idiot myself That I’m rocking this ravishing robe But my cowlick pops up and it just won't continue to be down

What am I intended to do With this rebel clump of hair No spray, no brush, no dryer can tame it There is certainly no opportunity of looking interesting When I see that awkward stare From all people who's far too polite to title it But I sense their eyes on me, And I know I have missing my ability No for a longer period the alpha, I sense like Alfalfa Why did I trouble to shower?

I have got a cowlick I really should rig myself a wig I have got a cowlick No 1 digs a spike this huge Oh, I can idiot myself That I’m found as a queen not a clown But my cowlick pops up and it just won't continue to be down

Oh, I hate to go out, I can't get any much more I'm a shell of the girl I was Received a baseball cap on when I go to the store, And this misery's taking place because Of this term, this silly term It seems like hundreds of years back on a farm Someone’s head got licked by a cow And the enzymes in the saliva ruined that area of hair And all people created pleasurable of it forever Is that really the etymology? Wait around, is etymology even the suitable term? Entomology? No, I imagine 1 of these is the research of insects, Which I would certainly fairly not explore. Cowlicks evidently are not triggered by actual cows. I know this because I have never been close to a cow

But I have got a cowlick This wispy very little twit 1 stubborn cowlick And it's so hard to outwit And I have tried out each individual way But there is certainly no way that I have located To continue to keep this frizz at bay I have shellacked it and smacked it all-around And on my dying working day As they are laying me into the ground My cowlick will pop up and it just won't continue to be down Will not continue to be down Moo-oooooo

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[bobbie-robron]

Well, we got about an hour before the orcs come on and then she’ll be down here like a shot. (Part 2)

Jack and Diane celebrate in the pub with Jack getting drunk. While they are away, Robert and Katie ‘try’ to have some alone time but there are interruptions courtesy of Victoria (12 hour director’s cut of LOTR will keep her occupied to an extent 😂). And the whinging continues from Scott like a broken record. Jack gives Robert Andy’s gift and it’s something he was actually looking for (and Andy wouldn’t have been aware of).

22-Apr-2005

[bobbie-robron]

You’ll have to lump it then, won’t ya.

Final appearance for Robert in January 2005. Robert’s not a happy teen with having to push Jarvis’s car elsewhere not once, but twice in the end. Edna has her word with Jarvis about the car but it’s Pearl that ends up with a positive solution for them… parking the car outside of her place (her little plan… putting off buyers, in a nutshell).

13-Jan-2005

[bobbie-robron]

You used to be funny a LONG, LONG time ago.

Victoria again with wanting to see Andy. Robert seems to be starting to get insecure about Katie and Andy. Robert and Katie hanging with Betty.

04-Nov-2004

[bobbie-robron]

I’ve got a better idea. Why don’t you meet me in Pear Tree Cottage in five minutes. (Part 2.1)

Sadie wants some nookie with Robert and Pear Tree Cottage is just the spot but Robert came with Katie and he’s going home with Katie. Well things change when a drunk Katie makes a spectacle of herself falling on a (small) cake and Robert takes her home to an astonished Jack and Diane.

03-Dec-2004

[bobbie-robron]

Fur coat and no knickers. She’s a walking cliche. (Part 1)

Katie worries she’s gonna get sacked for not knowing how to do the accounts but Robert reassures her. Ivy Lynch shows up with a smoking (literally) car at the garage where Scott is a wanker toward her and more so when he cons her out of a perfectly good car for Dawn (Robert does NOT approve of his actions at all - yeah, IM, Robert was born EVIL - F.Y.). Meanwhile, Sadie was persona non grata in the pub but mate Robert agrees to go somewhere ‘just to talk.’

13-Apr-2005

[bobbie-robron]

Oh, so Robert left you holding the baby did he? Typical.

Dawn puts her foot down with Scott… he start teaching her to drive that afternoon… which also means Robert is left holding the baby literally 😂. When Katie shows up to talk to Dawn at her home, she winds up looking after TJ when Robert has a callout for a tow. After Dawn and Scott finally get home, Katie asks Dawn to help her learn bookkeeping as she is clueless with the King accounting. Robert comes across a maudlin Sadie and offers an ear or whatever she might want as he does care.

12-Apr-2005

[bobbie-robron]

I wouldn’t mind a woman as my master for the day.

It’s time for the pub’s charity slave auction to take place and Robert enters. At the auction, where we get our first Robert/Chas scene, Donna easily outbids Elaine for leather jacket clad Robert (‘a lean machine if ever I saw one’).

31-Oct-2003

[bobbie-robron]

You turned down a crummy job that you didn’t want anyway, alright? Don’t worry. You’ll find something better.

A run in with Dawn has Chloe thinking about her fake pregnancy next steps. Dawn vents about her new job being not worth the pittance she’d be paid to Robert and Scott but both instead encourage her to gain experience while she looks for something else. A defeated Dawn (regarding her cashflow would barely balance with her part-time income) winds up necking wine with Katie. In the end, Dawn turned down the job.

22-Mar-2005

[bobbie-robron]

It took a few years, Rob… but you got what you always wanted in the end. You got Jack all to yourself.

Apparently Katie didn’t show up for exams and Donna is nasty towards Robert. Lisa and Donna encourage Andy to rebuild bridges with his family now that a certain blonde is gone (‘someone’s got to make the first move’). Andy watches on as Robert and Victoria have fun and Jack steers Victoria away from him. Robert and Andy on the bridge. In the end, Robert tries to make the effort but Andy walks away.

04-Jun-2004

[bobbie-robron]

Don’t be an idiot as well as a liar, Robert! You’re the cause of it all! (Part 2)

Diane is finding it hard to believe what the boys are dishing to her. The mystery club (e.g., Jarvis, Len and Edna) continue to ‘hypothesize’ what might have happened with Jack. Diane directs ALL the blame toward Robert and his taking the ‘daft little tart’ Katie from his brother (‘was it worth it?’). Poor, poor Katie… she’s getting tired of being called a tart. The boys wonder what’s next now… the police?

21-May-2004

[bobbie-robron]

Katie’s been drawing money out of me account. I’m more skint than I thought now!

When Andy takes money out from his account, he notices the balance is lower than expected… thanks to Katie! It looks like Robert is over waiting for Katie to come back as he’s ready for a lads night out in the pub with Scott. Robert sets his eyes on Sadie… but she’s married (to your future BFF Jimmy). Cain offers to ‘pay a visit’ to Katie for Andy but he’ll sort it himself.

18-Jul-2004

[bobbie-robron]

Your Andy looks like he’s been through the mill. And I’ve heard rumors about… a shotgun incident? (Part 2.2)

Jarvis tries to find out some info from Edna why she had Victoria but instead puts a whisper in about something going on involving shotguns holes at the farm, blood stains and missing persons. Edna makes post haste to the pub for a bit of snooping/gossiping. Donna and Viv have also made it to the pub. Edna is the one to approach Jack for a piece of gossip. Next, Donna approaches Andy for dirt. In the end, it’s everyone that gets the lowdown as Andy out’s Robert and Katie’s affair after they arrive. Robert makes it clear to all he and Katie won’t be run off from the village or the local pub. Donna feels betrayed by ‘her so-called best mate’ Katie.

06-May-2004

[bobbie-robron]

Anyone else want to have fun at my little girl’s expense?

Nicola and Viv cruelly gossiping about Victoria’s muteness has Jarvis and Len up in arms. Jack is rightly disgusted about it, too. Andy has his turn trying to get Victoria to talk using a baby sheep but no luck. Victoria continues to not want to do anything with Robert. Jarvis pops over Jack’s and brings Alfie, the dummy, with him to help with Victoria and winds up leaving Alfie with her.

16-Apr-2004

[bobbie-robron]

Body like this, I think it’s only right I donate it to medical science.

It’s a one and done for Robert with a short scene with Jarvis walking Tootsie and they having a conversation about his handmade coffin. The Andy scenes had nothing to do with Robert so have been excluded.

27-Jun-2004